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one yes okay hi you're now live right hi hello everybody thank you so much for uh swimming over here today well you know um I was ankle deep at uh dunks this morning so you're welcome Alex you're like do you want anything from dunks and it's passed yep you didn't respond that's fine I have I have espresso maker at home so I tend to stay with the home coffee right now acres is cheaper and also because it's more better it's more better more better baby right more better where are you from that's from something too I don't know I can't keep track of all of the things that I watch in my lifetime right now it's kind of a lot it's not my fears that somebody gets me for copyright infringement out in public I don't think that that's possible good morning Jane people are creative yes you did a thing that someone else did and I think you're a thief now uh-oh okay could it be an homage what's up Dan um why were you watching the scream Series yesterday all I saw was a screenshot of butts so I was like oh naked butts by the pool must be Scream the Sir Mix A Lot of documentary good morning well he's got a um horror movie podcast that he does oh I know it's actually quite good horror were they bad butts no they're not bad Butts oh it's always the butt that you see going up the stairs running into the place where they're gonna get killed you know how that is so it's every horror movie beautiful book you're like why are you going that way don't go that way don't you know going into the chainsaw repair shop might be bad for you I like that commercial good morning Slater you guys just looking at none of your idiots right yeah okay time to die oh thank you so much thank you Cindy woman you are a Fearless Warrior love your show thank you so much the scream series is great first two seasons are awesome but that was Bella Thorne's butt oh she shows her butt to everybody well who's Bella Thorne ugh former Disney princess who then just started acting in like the world's worst movies ever she went from Disney she has a song called [ __ ] I'm Bella Thorne like literally that's a song It's a song that's like Paris Hilton who is a mom now I don't want to be here anymore I don't like this era can we go back to when we hit our problems and didn't talk about anything oh that's fun you got to interview the Aqua Teen singer for sky today very fun good morning Marta thank you guys for joining us so if you'll notice to my right there there is Greg we're back together again the band hi um so you were out singing karaoke again last night no comment yes uh so yes uh I can't decide what to do I started with um Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up yeah and uh there was one old guy in the corner that gave you a standing ovation I think he was the only one that actually heard it live when it first came out and then I then someone did Miley Cyrus uh flowers perfect um to which afterwards I followed it with puddle of Mud She Hates Me I think that's perfect it was it I couldn't have planned it better I think somebody hates you because somebody let the cat down here hey Greg is allergic and he's not allowed down here my feelings don't matter it's like so I'm like I don't know why he's down here behind me somewhere hello Catherine that's live radio what are you gonna do I know kitty kitty well I did let him out this morning because he was just sitting there ready to go and it's been raining for three days it feels like and I was like I don't know why that you're having a big plan to go outside and he did so pets absolutely love me and I'm flattered by it but those ones make me want my eyeballs to fall out you did take your medication correct I yep I crushed up my Benadryl brah well if you remember one of the last times poor Greg joined us and I had to go get the liquid Benadryl like he was a toddler popped an IV did a quick drip what happened oh the felines there no I feel like I put it in a shot glass yeah basically we could feel like we were drinking in the morning it was a little bit more fun good morning Jeff vodka and Benadryl Breakfast of Champions yes I should start your Thursday I ran it to somebody else that was really wanting to do a live with me and they they threatened to bring a bottle of whiskey over in the morning I said I don't know how that day is gonna go but I mean I want to be there I should probably clear post you coming on the show with me do I know this person yeah it's a local bar owner can I do I get along with that person I know most of them yeah I don't think that you would not get along with this person can I be here then I think that you could be here does it have to be whiskey all right he wanted the bottle of whiskey and I said all right then let's do that but once again I have to clear my schedule for like a day and a half most what a brown liquor is not good for me what's up with Fireball what not being Fireball yeah Fireball it's confusion if you took a sip of it it tastes like plastic first off but I had a person in my life in my Vortex that would drink it on the Rocks like it was some sort of scotch and I would absolutely laugh there's all sorts of levels of class okay Fireball on Ice there's high class with a pinky out there's overcompensating with two fingers out ring fingering I'm so classy look at me I drink Fireball from a teacup so gross that imagine like straight plastic so angry right and that somebody else was like wow this smells like Fireball and then remember the meme and it was like um Susan that's cinnamon so yeah I don't know what your problem is I love this smell of cinnamon you don't like cinnamon well I don't like to drink anything correct I don't need cinnamon gum thank you the cinnamon flavor hey Mark I mean I mean no cinnamon uh on like a breakfast uh pastry maybe yeah I'm with you I don't actually love the cinnamon um taste but I love the cinnamon smell in fact that's one of our um that's my question of the day is what are your three favorite smells and of course I had to have a friend that's like toe jam and we're like I was like did you come on cinnamon is one of my favorite smells and I do like it I like the cinnamon broom when it comes out for the holiday season what's a cinnamon broom it's a broom looks like a little broom but it's do you eat it no you open it up and it smells like cinnamon so it's like but you open a broom yeah I it's like a decorative thing it is oh my God functional yeah smells good in an area yes I don't know it's like an air freshener in an area Greg we're spend the day and make things pretty and go to places like Home Goods nope no I don't anyway where do you plug it in what do you do with it what's assumption it doesn't have one it sit there it's a freaking air freshener okay and it's shaped like a broom and it smells like cinnamon and it makes rum happy and delightful I'm gonna go back to throw pillows Nobody needs Nobody needs to throw pillows I totally agree they're way too expensive for no freaking reason absolutely not everywhere all they are is weapons when they say the wrong thing it's all they are a set of membrane can be a weapon anyway I would buy them just to taunt my daughter who hates the smell of cinnamon hates it she sins now at college so if I want to listen to it and smell it I will fresh mode grass uh I will sneeze yeah I mean I will too so yeah good morning Alicia I had a uh painful summer and I'm just uh allergies were crazy dude you're not good with that stuff it's just awful turns out I'm allergic to everything in my yard which is where I want to be yeah it's I shouldn't play with trees oh look all of them great I shouldn't play with these four different types of grasses why is mowing the lawn why do I have to blow my nose so often this is so weird cats in my own property it's awesome sorry I was recently at an event where your neighbor was there and you were babysitting said dog so that that was just hysterical that was Kismet I've never laughed so hard in my life she's like when is Greg coming back on because he's my neighbor he's currently babysitting my dog right now let's take a selfie it was great it was a magical experience yeah she's a riot and you were happening to post photos of the dog that wouldn't find an area to go to the bathroom and you were stuck outside nope nope commit let it out bro Christiana good morning thank you so much she was out at music Bingo last night I feel like that that's become my life I'm like the games lady I've even got like a games jacket now that I put on when I'm like ready for games day well now you're gonna put on the um oh what's the top hat do you want to play a game you gotta have that mask what's that that or guy the um it's not scream did we already cover screen saw saw the dude no the little tricycle that's terrifying sound effect again fortunately out in la la land you guys can't see my feet on imaginary pedals right I don't fit the trailer I need to sit on by the way oh yeah um you're you're getting asked to babysit your niece I I know niece yes no do you have a fur fernies there's a new Saw movie coming out this year so it says dan so I knew you would know that no I'm not a horror guy no I mean I watch it I'm all about the Marvel stuff no you're not I try to get it too I am Iron Man I do like Robert Downey Jr but I don't like any of the Marvel stuff is he like any of them eh I mean it's fine some of them like like one I feel well that's it I feel like I started out strong and I like them as they were coming out but then when they started branching off on the different ones and making the all of them come together and I was like it's just too many it's too many movies Disney plus started money grabbing too much that's exactly it you know I was there could have been a movie I mean yeah yeah Loki wasn't bad but again stretched out but then you've got all of those characters fighting against the Guardians of the Galaxy and I was just like that I no no my head hurts you don't like Vin Diesel pretending to be a tree and only saying three words that's good I'm sorry that's who that's Vin Diesel no that's a tree we have a stand-in for you Groot I am rude oh I do want to watch that questions I do want to watch the whale with Brendan Frazier looks really good like it's giant obese man like like got a standing ovation Hollywood oh my God would you stop all right it's supposedly a great role good morning Carol my new buddy threw out my scorecard I know I oh yeah he's got a little beef with rtb who we're gonna have on the show tomorrow you did throw out your scorecard I met him quickly yeah I like him but he's mean to me I'm I'm a friendly person right I think he's just threatened because you're you're funny oh he's pretty dope but he's funny too yeah his first comment I didn't I yeah I gotta feel out a person to figure out like what can I tiptoe around yeah no he was just a blank slate couldn't get it off him yeah yeah because he's like low level he takes it all in and then when he's ready that pulls out the prism and gets it right back at you and you're like you see right I normally have a smart comment for everything Shucks he was out commented it's awesome so we hope you guys are having a great morning um and I I guess the rain is gonna stop at some point I think 9 A.M we'll see it'll probably turn into snow hail and a sunstorm what the freak we have I know what a sunstorm is but I heard it's coming at us so watch out I'm gonna break out the water skis and the snow boots figure it out weather Guy Greg he's on it Hi how are you go get your donkeys early because we're gonna have another freaking Nor'easter hey we're all going to South D and we're hitting the pack you we're gonna figure this out do you want me to pull out the green screen and we can get you to like one of those outfits like you're going to the slopes one of those mountain men hanging off of your lip yeah uh a raccoon cap on working at this Resort is gonna kill me let me tell you what do you want kid get in the lift I don't care if you got a ticket just get out of my face what was the one the one ski resort that got a whole ton of snow and then they had to shut down because they lost power could you imagine I so I almost I almost forced my Tuesday off yeah and went snowboarding like Monday night I had way too much coffee early in the day I'm like I could make it to a hotel and then snowboard tomorrow yeah I didn't do it now I ended up working six clients the next day well yeah I I tend to do that too I'm like oh I got a free day and it's like you put it out there in the universe and everybody hears it and they're like no no no free day for you I gotta say that's cute why do I have four voicemails in 17 minutes what what what did I do to you it's broken now yeah I feel like that's well we also work with technology at some point in every facet of our business and it always breaks so I'm so over it oh that reminds me I haven't in a while that's what I was going to do today I had something to do today I'm restarting my phone yes you should do that once in a while all right I am restarting my phone I restarted it all today because I just couldn't deal with it this one was about to breathe into a a bag over the amount of tabs I had open so yeah the application your RAM utilization I swear I swear things most people don't look at you just force shut down like oh that's it we're done here in cave personally does it do it yeah it did the job that's all that matters hit Windows T Windows D all right alt tab no you don't have to go through control alt delete you just go Ctrl shift Escape listen from the man who is trying to bring back poking on Facebook oh that's so stupid I so love it well you don't know so poking originally in my interpretation of it was the early adaptation for geeks trying to flirt online is that what that was I think so like I don't know how to actually approach a woman and talk to you I'm now living inside of a computer on a college campus poke and then hopefully she pokes you back and then you have a conversation after the 57th I don't know I assume that's a lot of poking for very little action ain't that the truth well these days on the internet you can find everything I hear good morning Lynn don't go to the dark web what's the dark web can I go there no yeah no no you can't rtb nobody beats the amount of tabs that you have open and good morning Jen thank you for checking in is that my buddy that is your bestie yeah I look up to you sir everybody strives to have 786 tabs open on their browser that I think I was like no my favorite is it's usually like a a very nice it's a recipe it's something it's literally like oh where was this I'm gonna go back to my friend's Facebook page that posted it and then they click it and then you open the tabs on their phone and there's 14 of them in a row but they didn't know just to go to the tab and go back to it so they go back to the profile page and they click it again hi how is everybody yes so here we are Thursday I'll be at BNB later if you're looking for a little music Bingo Jen and I are promising a really good time oh boy right it's something well last week we had a different crew in there just because you always know when another bar is taking a vacation day and there happened to be another bar taking a vacation day and so we got the influx of that bar into our bar and it was just it was just it was cataclysmically awesome it was a very good time but you know the regulars that pour into the other place they're like what do we do it's the whole week off all right let's do my head I don't know what it is about BNB but I just I just love it well like when BNB close for a hot minute like seeing people that were regulars at B and B and other bars looking very uncomfortable because it didn't it wasn't there there wasn't their local it was safe in my own yeah try new things for certain people at certain areas no yeah try new things for even for kids now yeah I saw Gary at like another bar and he was just like it just looked uncomfortable yeah it definitely made me laugh and then there was another one of our friends Tara and she she was uncomfortable so gang's all here gang's all back we'll be there for me until 10 tonight great prizes good fun good food and cheating was encouraged and cheating is absolutely encouraged time absolutely some lady was like oh is there some app I'm supposed to download I'm like the one to cheat she's like yeah that one I'm like you could just tell Google I think now I think even Siri will be like Siri listen to this and it'll it'll let you do it yes so as the Android guy the OK Google and then getting it to do it is slower than Shazam so Shazam is an app that listens to your microphone for whatever's playing and tries to identify and there's a here's the screen of your phone here's the dot that you press to do it Google will do it but you gotta type something in or click something it's just a big dog there was about a riot last night at our table because someone was talking too loud for the other one Shazam and then they were mad that they were later on and they missed out on a bingo now last night I was at tomatillos I had Eva my my friends who has the app and she's like you're sellout and I'm like laughing because she's the most loud human being I know was yelling at somebody else for being too loud because of the Shazam that just made me laugh it was a very comical moment well even the the first couple times at BNB there was always the there was a gentleman at the end of the bar that was always screaming out the wrong song title that's also a tactic yeah like trivia tonight it's the Beatles Miley Cyrus sir no I saw the funniest status from somebody rounding back to your Miley Cyrus flowers about how even Miley Cyrus has got stable women in relationships questioning everything at this point because of that song and it is a genius song I've talked about this like five times to my other friends where she took her wedding song and she reversed it with another Bruno Mars song so he used the music from one of them and then reverse Bruno Mars song it was to grenade which is just amazing well and then in the video the video was shot at the place where he cheated on her with and she wore the suit for their wedding she wore this and I was just like oh my God like really oh the d The Devil's in the details yeah it really was every little bit of it very very well thought out and then the opening scene where she was wearing that iconic dress that Jennifer Lawrence who supposedly was the one who cheated really oh yeah oh I don't know the Hunger Game situation remember he was in Hunger Games I've heard all these rumors condense down to one 10 second Instagram there you go I just did it I didn't know Jennifer Lawrence was in there in another wedding dress I thought there was a suit and dancing around yes but if you think about it she shot himself in the foot the wedding song was about it's the Bruno Mars song about I hope he buys you flowers right why would I marry you I hope someone else is doing this crap Jinx right yeah that someone else is her yeah plot twist you just shot yourself in the foot dude what'd you think was gonna happen oh a musical artist is going to remix the song I gave to her right good morning Paula Shandy is saying Greg hey Kathy did anybody win the 500 what was the other Powerball there was a millionaire Everybody Somebody won Mass millions and we were all like oh it's only 30 billion dollars but um can you imagine with inflation and everybody's insanity and how everybody it's all about the height exactly a billionaire chump change right so there was a winner for the 526 million dollar Powerball I just don't know who that winner was it wasn't me I don't think I bought it I got aggravated after the last big one and all the excitement good morning Nat I was having dinner in the uh where I was having dinner they had Kino and I was like you know what all right I have ten dollars I'm gonna try to figure this so and I'm the analytic I'm the analytical you know what I think it is I think in my opinion and I'm gonna get canceled by Massachusetts that when they put in all the tickets they mathematically figure out who what numbers are going to pay out the least and then they put those up probably specifically yeah I believe that five people are out there and there's like ten five dollar tickets there's a guy with a one dollar ticket that'll pay like three bucks and every every number we're covered that's the only guy that wins believe it 30 million dollars in Belchertown thank you rtb they're all set he's the one who named Belchertown I don't know we got a lot of questionable names here in Massachusetts but most of them correlate to places in the UK Belchertown I did not see when I was in the UK I traveled extensively also so yeah that one oh you know where I've been literally Belchertown they have the wonderful Aroma in every Pub it's like a second hand oh my Lord Belchertown have you been what it's about Belchertown no no no I don't think I've been there either I'm sure I've driven through there at some point I'm I'm one of those can I find it on a map probably now I'm one of those semi Cape coders that doesn't go over the bridge you know like the die hard's like no yeah I'd never leave in my frigidis like I need to get my passport stamped before I leave yes yeah but there was a running joke when I uh worked at The Big Box store that uh I needed a GPS to leave my driveway yeah so then I worked in a van and I went into people's homes and businesses for the first time that doesn't sound creepy at all but they were there they requested it they signed off hi is anyone home perfect where's your cap you look like cat people oh now you're breaking [ __ ] that's fine my wedding photo that's fine it's perfect since today's national spouse's day it's crooked it's a mess it's National spouses day yeah you guys got anything planned we're barely speaking at this point so I just saw him that's it I mean for early morning everyone's in decent Spirits yeah that's it in the morning no no you don't wake up like that but it gets worse as the day goes on oh yeah maybe I don't want to get buried I don't know if you really do I mean we're 20 years this year so I'm kind of over it well you guys get to travel we don't we're not our trip is canceled so like I've kind of been a little bitter [ __ ] about it and I'm like anytime I bring something up good morning Cami of like making a plan to go do something else we had a situation yesterday where my daughter's um birthday is coming up so she wants to go see an opera and so my husband got tickets but he got them on the secondary Market from someone and I was like uh don't you know let me look at it before you buy it no he buys it no there's no return but he did buy the insurance so there is some wiggle room there with the credit card company we ended up finding one on the weekend that we could go cheaper so he's like there we go we got a trip to New York I'm like that's not a trip going to New York is not a trip that's just like a weekend thing was it a four hour ride depending on yeah like I could do that I did that in a day I moved my brother and I drove there I moved him in and went home John but have you heard about the rentals prices even in New York per square footage yeah I know my brother lives we have it bad yeah I couldn't do it I honestly can't even move around in my brother's bedroom and it's like just oh okay like that's where you sleep that's all that's all that is there for you I'm I'm a stereotypical Bachelor where I could literally just have my bedroom and the bathroom and I don't need to live in space and whatever yeah because then you have to clean it you're never there anyway right but I need like a six-car garage I don't have six cars I never want a total of six cars but I want to disassemble a snow blower and I want to clean a boat and I have the energy I want to do those things I have the energy at 11 PM I need to be doing it otherwise I'm just scrolling YouTube and then I'm awake for the next three hours yeah like all the fun stuff I want to do is filthy and causes fires or involves internal combustion I like where your heads at Craig honestly so I went and got I went to the Tractor Supply Store whatever and I got the big galvanized like three I always forget that that's there in Hyannis it doesn't make it make sense but I love it so much and it's customary to bring a dog in there I mean at the front thing they treat any place that's done do they still have chickens do they have chickens in the spring I want to say it's based on so like Home Depot wasn't allowed to be a full-size Home Depot when they opened yeah I know we don't get whole stores here on the cape well now I think they finally let them because they realize Kitty cutters live off we still don't though I mean our Walmart is the small one our Target is a small one there that we have all the tiny stores yeah you don't have a whole thing when they do their projections they see it the average of numbers we are flush four months out of the year then we go back to being miserable drunks here yeah yeah there you go what are you doing and it's miserable drunk season it's January what are you gonna do is it raining is it sleet is it snow I don't know I'm drinking that's okay great it's very healthy space what's the standard I don't know I'm not drunk I drink wine I just what yeah I've heard that one too um I just saw that the most romantic places Massachusetts came in at number six as the most romantic places I've got to go through the list because I feel like there's a stark turn when we get to Massachusetts at number six please tell me there's like a first date Mecca in Belchertown that's what I want to hear hey honey I hope he buys you now I'm gonna hold your handle hold my handle that's awesome so you're gonna go get some of that uh what is banaka is that the breath spray yeah it was like alcohol it was like freezing up or something that's disgusting Instead at the end of the night at the bar you buy a shot of mcgillicuddies and if like she's interested then she does one too and then you're winking like oh sweet I'm gonna make out with a girl because I had a breath man meanwhile I live in Belchertown I just vomited in my face three times the most to least romantic States in order in the U.S okay so here we go Nevada Hawaii Florida California Washington Massachusetts like it does right it's like I don't I don't get it it starts off fine but I don't know where we once again our beaches are lovely but wait next in line after Massachusetts is in Utah Now isn't that like the polyamorous Capital no they're Mormons yeah not everybody does the polygamy with seven wives Mormons listen some are just straight rumors and stereotypes it's called being ignorant okay and that's where you're gonna live I mean it is pretty magical what my mom went to teaching school out there when she was changing her fields in nursing and she flew us out there and we saw the northern lights in the plane on the way there then when we got there we went to the top of the ski mountain I don't ski so I went to the top of the mountain just to see what it was all about it was pretty magical it was almost like a religious experience it was beautiful religious or romantic no religious not romantic you didn't cuddle with hubby no it was more like I was waiting for a shaman to come out and be like welcome this is your space very different not romantic meanwhile I would have the listening defect I'd throw a roll of Charmin at your head yeah probably yeah what is that oh there you go it sounds about right Charmin clean up your act here's some paper towel so I saw that today but then while I was going through I got sucked into a Reddit Thread about names and it was teachers taking to Reddit to share red flag kids names the ones that they knew were going to be troublemakers and I about peed my pants my daughter's Mackenzie and one user said mark my words McKenzie with the 47 ways to spell Mackenzie will be the new Karen in 20 years and then another teacher went off with any name that ends with a Kayla Layla Lala whatever all troublemakers that's like Ted or Ted 2 whatever wait is it one of those names with Lynn at the end yes yes that is awesome that is awesome oh such oh hey T she's like look at you two sexy beasts girl are you still in New Orleans I'm so jealous that you are enjoying some something about them they always find bomb breakfast John and T it's like if he's not making these finding it like how how right good morning Rodrick hello well I want to go to New Orleans do you know they start partying January 6th like no matter what up until Mardi Gras whenever that happens and I think this year is like February 22nd well I think my parents told me I've been to Mardi Gras oh oh I don't know what that means yeah I was an infant so I was actually born in Louisiana you were on board yeah so things that don't translate well into pickup lines in case anybody's wondering why am I divulging this oh God get Sharon the internet never forgives no so I was like my my family moved down for a work project and I popped out in Baton Rouge Louisiana yeah so of course no Southern Channel that's it that's it Southern gentleman look at this Southern gentleman right here I don't I don't need spicy food I'm not like Cajun no no need why do that to your body I know I'm not a spice person either no because then comes out no it hopefully it looks different good morning everybody does everyone at home have smell-o-vision over her face there you go what are you cooking Roderick wants to know what Greg's doing today you might have a job for you yeah we're going what are we doing let me just clear the clear the appointments where are we going what are we doing seriously all right so you and I were perusing any of any of these other ones stick out to as problematic names for people though I dated 7 13 14 now um that was a joke oh I did I did one well I do like this one teacher that said I miss names like Barbara Rose Mary Jennifer George Edward James just regular just regular people yeah yeah there's a lot of names that aren't even real names like you're not gonna get any of those misspellings of Mackenzie on a placard for your kid at any point in time sorry well now what there's even a few parents that are leaving it or trying to leave it blank so the child can decide the name later oh yeah good luck are you gonna on the liver transplant list already T she said just landed last night now she's heading to mohegan's Wine Fest for the weekend my liver hates me what time what's the traffic what are we doing we're going to Connecticut yeah we're gonna phone in BNB music Bingo for me yeah uh Bree uh you're on Deck yeah love you we're not going to casino for a wine thing or anything no no we're just trying things right yeah we're doing bingo at an old folks home it's gonna be miserable yeah in a dry Town nothing to see here folks Belchertown no Sharon's dry or is it still dry I don't know we do have enough today everything's wet yep all right that's awful good morning Dave Noble how are you this morning they just got back from France or wherever someplace in in France I can't pronounce on top of a mountain I think they hit a couple places in Europe where it's like 20 degrees below that is not inviting to me thank you where's the party afterwards signs we have for that that is where I live thank you very much oh Greg's voice is sexy how are you wait who wait who said that Dave oh okay thank you good to see you too appreciate that hello David wait welcome back welcome back welcome back oh it's so so good it was the girl that stood me up in high school or is it oh hi good morning Dave hagner other Dave so um did you see the latest with Kanye West now we got married what group does he not like based on ownership now he's trying to go visit his wife's family he's gonna meet the family right well Australia doesn't want him they don't want to let him in so he might not be able to meet the family wait who's his wife some chick that he was dating from Yeezy is now he's married to her is her last name's sensori she's Australian and she's not on social media so does she really know Kanye does she really exist she does really exist they are really married if you can't Facebook stock who are they right I agree also does she really know him if she doesn't have social media she's worked with him for the last three years I ain't saying she a gold digger but if he continues on these rants he's going to be broke broke he already is broke broke I've never let's even rewind to another annoying multi-bazillionaire he didn't just stop cash he's created wealth he's not going to go too broke right right it's not regular people bro you know paycheck to paycheck very different so Twitter didn't pay their their rent it has to go to court right now they didn't pay their rents I feel like that's a regular business person's problem right oh that silly little thing rent whoops probably fight our fire the person with the day-to-day yeah inside the checkbooks do we put my name on the account yet no okay great yeah and I'm sure it's something to do with that didn't he threaten to step down a CEO and he put it out as to who to do uh who to do it for him yeah where did that go yeah where's your quitting papers we're still waiting on that one well I think he replied with I will step down but uh all right now we gotta find food uh suitable um suitors okay leave me alone the Benadryl kicking yeah right good morning Mark thanks for checking in from Florida people replacement CEO he's not gonna be replacing himself good morning Amy how are you I think there were a couple social media stars like Andrew Tate or YouTube's Mr Beast that I I think it stepped up um and threatened to do it well I'm I'm fine with either of those I mean I think that they'll do a real bang-up job what's the latest on Andrew Tate I don't know I haven't seen anything in the news lately you got arrested by you what was it Romania after an annoying or you know having a tweeter fight yeah or whatever with Greta um who got stage arrested or something yeah was it was she actually arrested or no well supposedly she's smirking as she's walking away from cops in one video with you know cuffed and then she's doing a photo op afterwards right cops are being taken off of her so depends on which Mass mediality you pay attention to good morning Miss Betsy how are you some of this crap isn't worth photoshopping so not right I don't get it right great you got arrested I think take got arrested and they found all sorts of screwed up things but there's actually no evidence that he's done anything wrong in what I've seen I think what I've seen is generally protate I mean the guy shoots from this hip he's straightforward he seems to be very believing in what he's saying yeah but you know try to be nice about it sometimes I try to avoid anything to do with politics what's going on in the world and well then I don't know how you voted right you you did the thing oh you totally follow that person now I can't talk to you no I totally slander you over here to everybody else with a like-minded point of view no I showed up I voted and I laughed and I kept my mouth closed I think we're supposed to right I haven't I haven't thought about running for a little town government and then I decided now I I went to this is not the place for me also because you get free health care the things you got to do around here everyone and I think it's for life I think I went to a Barnstable town meeting once and what's up Jimmy tried to sit through the whole thing but it was just so mundane I feel like they do that on purpose because they don't want you messing with their plans so they're like we'll wait until the very very end to see who is still alive has a pulse or is ready to get this done and then we'll squeeze it in you gotta hit the different boards if you want to figure things out we didn't get the vote this time let's gather back next Tuesday at what time do you have something going on seven we'll do it at eight and then I swear this is how it's done and I'm sorry if I'm I'm wrong or mocking the process but I feel like the process is broken people oh that's why we're not getting anything done absolutely or what we are getting done you question who it benefits yeah so it's kind of like you have to be there early and you have to stay late to figure out who's doing the and the shaking the hands with the billionaire the developer then you go okay now let's figure out who benefits from what because yeah wasn't the Nantucket Sound Wind Farm supposed to supply electricity to like New York I don't know what's going on with that but it's underway and now the right whales are being endangered I I don't know what side I'm on I don't even know what's happening I really don't I think I heard they're trying to good morning JT Farm now south of or what I heard from someone south of Martha's Vineyard so it's not in the sound and good morning John we have that stupid base over here the why are we not utilizing that space it's just sitting there I want to say plain trajectory if you go throw some solar crap out there no one's over there no one needs to look at it it is in my backyard go ahead use it I'm the opposite use it it's right there well even solar hazards down besides and and we can go down this rabbit hole Yeah well how efficient it is when they actually are uh after their lifespan the recycling of them unfortunately is too costly enough with it well that's what they're saying about the battery operated cars now yeah same thing it's like the batteries are useless and now you've got now it's more waste yeah and it's not too common don't get mad but should you get an accident whatever and those batteries Catch Fire the police departments can't excuse me the fire departments can't really put them out yeah it's scary when a lithium ion fire or whatever goes up just just run away awesome so once again you can't win anyone just in case you're wondering it's a rat race out there and it sucks welcome everything has its downside good morning to you this is gonna solve all our problems let's give you one what is the newest thing in the newest attraction that we were just looking at in Florida it's called robot land did you see this you can go and interact with robots all day like it's like the future like that's what's gonna be life right I think that's anybody under 25 right now right don't you already do that all right do you need to leave your house for that good morning Nicole do you know anybody that's uh uh interacted with chat GPT the AI chat bot no so that I don't know if I want to sign up for yeah it's creepy right so well I have the Curious mind of what may work but then I watch some other YouTube videos of other people didn't it just pass the bar by itself or something or something it's yeah it's it's it's I mean it got C's but I mean it's still past season D's get to Grace we all know this uh who's representing you today Mr Hillard my computer I'm sorry what yeah he's all programmed up and he's ready to go what's up Mari thank you so much for coming out last night Mario provided pens for us wonderful she does have really nice pens and people take the pens there's actually a whole I mean if you look at anything there's there's a science to different types of pens you got the ones that'll run underwater the ones that will write in space she's got the good pens I had the seinfelds kit running right in my back in the back of my head but it was so funny so one of the ladies that is one of my regulars for a trivia night came back the next week and she's like I stole the pen but I brought you a replacement pen I kept that pen because I liked it better and I I laughed I was like you didn't need to bring me a replacement pen she gave us the pens take the pen take the pen we're just stealing them from the bank anyway yeah right that's what they're there for where else do you get pens I probably have about for my real estate agent thank you Mari said it make your move with Mari boom that works probably have half a dozen Cape Cod Five ones yeah right they're in a pocket or the dashboard somewhere yeah I think that's probably one of the most common items that we pilfer from anywhere yeah or uh Dunkin Donuts and napkins well I think everybody's here in my truck let me tell you I'll just do four I'll put them in there I'll just take some more I'll put them in there yeah they have to be organized though I can't stand the willy-nilly napkin my husband's got Wendy's my he's got one from all the fast foods and they're all like this Cornucopia of mess in the middle pocket thing there not in my car not in my new car not my cute little Kia that I'm riding around town in that has just enough room for me and my equipment it makes me very happy I'm very very happy go to Cape and Allen's Kia and get yourself something today how's the gas mileage so good so good I fill up my tank probably every other week 40 bucks I'm 6'1 can I fit in that easily yeah actually you'd be comfortable I guess I'm going to Cape Cod Kia okay yeah how could it pull a small like dump trailer no definitely cannot do that but if you upgrade to like a celtos or maybe another one of those tell your ride things maybe one of those look at me I'm car lady now tell them Stephanie Viva sent you he got economy where the big guy fits here you are the seven of Eva Deluxe perfect Avenue dealership for you oh sorry Colleen Colleen's like work is getting in the way of us listening to you I'm sorry we should just put this on repeat so people can just put in there yeah absolutely we'll work on it absolutely do that um anything else we need to cover before I let you go and get on with your day thank you first off for getting up so freaking early I appreciate that I know this is not your time of day well it it no it should be it absolutely should be I mean I'm way more productive like anybody probably is when you get up earlier but unfortunately I I help a lot of small businesses including restaurants so if the restaurant is a dinner place and I've got to support something after dinner sometimes the scheduling is just difficult it's got to support its karaoke habit it's more along the lines of what it is gotta afford the black Hawk there's a no loss oh my God is there a drink on Earth that just needs to go away more than the claw no there is a fireball exactly we got the gag Fireball Midge gig yeah yeah one stays in Belchertown and the others karaoke seriously anything canned that is like those mixes of uh no like the summertime drinks I'd rather just have a cannabis one honestly tell you the truth it's just better off it's better not for you I know good morning Jen we will see you later at BNB if the bartender hits you or love you you get the same beverage that's true I've never had to worry about that personally but apparently this seems like this might be a thing for you listen well and sometimes the bartender loves you yeah hey Greg how's it going how's your one ounce two ounce three ounce four ounce Splash soda no no no no no no no that's not my favorite I need you to live tomorrow no I wasn't um you won't do that yeah it's crap well I want to forget my name then you do that I just came in for dinner I'll give you the signal make it happen to that thing yeah hey Greg you look you look stressed no I actually had a pretty good day look look look look no no stop that waifu or Kim if you're out there the Mind Erasers that was not no um yeah but no matter how much you drink with someone uh like why you could always eat yeah that's true there is always food around them that is yep that is true that man we all worked in a restaurant together that's when I first moved to the cave it was it was a lot McGee yes yes it was back in Falmouth yeah we had a good time the cast of characters we were all we're all still alive so I'm really glad that I survived that hey I made it out of my 20s alive I did all right yeah I didn't make it out with my hair but here we are oh sorry we can't have everything what are you oh I'm prone to sunburns and aerodynamics great grand wonderful why do you always wear a hoodie protection oh yes sunburn at noon in a rainstorm for January I have to get back on the air for the impossible question which is being brought to you by Bayside betsies and the question is what is the name of the dog from Full House and if you know and want to answer in the chat first I will give you a gift card to Bayside Betsy's look at that it's not Gizmo that was one of my favorite movies it's classic yeah or it's not Rover what are some other just standards Old Yeller well that's sad I know right I don't know you know I never saw it but I know the premise did you you never you were not made to read that book I I fell asleep during all of my reading yes it is not Cooper was the one that came after comment nice job Shandy I got a gift card for you send us your information I just need your phone number but you can drop it in a chat at some point all right I have her number 867-5309 yeah it's perfect totally yeah send a text I get to hang out with Lenny Clark tonight so that should be fun there you go yeah he's like he's been revived I don't know how many times over the last year and a half I feel like every other show he's in it's like him thanking all the crew that saved his life five seconds ago I'm like wow bloody slow down buddy but he is the definition of someone who makes hay when the sun is shining he's like well they move me on today I'm good the Bears can't kill me the Bears please he is that Saturday Night Live skit he really is he's like I'd like to thank them I went on stage afterwards they revived me and I'm like what so I got to talk to him a little bit about slowing it down maybe just a little bit but then again it might be just what keeps him going you know I don't know I don't think I would be that way so what happened yesterday I was dead for only two minutes so it's really two minutes they paddled me went back to work did my stand-up that night everything was fine it's funny more and more places next to the standard first aid kit is a defibrillator and he gets funnier each time I feel like that that should be a thing now these days yeah whatever diets and heart problems that we probably can't discuss in fear of the world right whatever conspiracy theory we're up to these days yeah right yeah on every bath a bathroom wall yep absolutely you're not wrong yep anywhere where they have a fry later just yeah what are you having oh 1700 chicken nuggets okay great oh oh I got another sweet tea thank you good morning Diana I just saw and Good morning Joe you and I were looking I was looking at fun facts earlier this morning because I was getting my trivia ready for later on today and we had saw that um there is a crab named after David Hasselhoff it's a real crab that lives in the ocean it is the deep sea Huff crab but we actually read the reason why they named it after David Hasselhoff is because it's got bristles that look like his hairy chest so gross if anything could be named after you what would you want to be named after you could you think of something that you would want your name on who's gonna proudly say they named a crab after me no no and he's also tried to he's tried to be a sex symbol and here I am itching my chest I've missed your face I got a lot of tattoo work for you my friend I need to book an appointment with you she's moved to Maine so I gotta hook her up we gotta go you need to fix Clips too good morning John I hope you had a happy birthday is there anything out there I can't even think of something that I would want my name to be named after it's like wow that's that's it's got to be fun it's Gotta Have a good laugh like it's got to be something uplifting it's not a crab I I think like a Greg's guide to Ken responses not to use in a relationship um so we're gonna go I don't know what your problem is why don't you just calm down I don't see what the issue is can't you just talk to your friend I feel like you're begging me to ask you if you've been on a date lately oh God no it wasn't even like a fake it was like yeah hey let me tee you up for failure Greg oh how's the dating going it's not thanks snort baby yeah I can't call you thank you so much thank you so much for joining us seriously though is it that bad is it just winter I just saw we're not getting into the demand there's a new term for breaking up at this point in juncture of the year is called snowballing I'm not kidding I'm not kidding I've heard that term a couple times and it didn't have to do with that it's called snowballing so what they're saying is it's making room for a fresh start in the new year for something possible so I was like all right so cuffing is uh in the fall yep snowballing is pre-valentine's day right making room for a flashlight November to Mid Valentine's Day was everybody had to be perfect on social media and then you were single for the summer no I feel like next week is the week that you're supposed to get rid of everybody so you don't have to deal with them for Valentine's Day like your winter snuggles but you're like oh God we after Christmas to there's so many I don't even know how people date anymore I mean I feel like that's why I remain with my spouse literally neither do I hold on to him hold on to your treasure you haven't killed each other in 20 years oh my God never screw this up that was like such a Billy Madison what was it what movie was that where he's like never grow up yeah go to high school don't do it oh good morning Loomis and good morning Chuckles they were just at Disney they look like they had a great time in our k-pod war dogs cuties they they did not do awesome but they still had a trip of of Awesomeness for the flag football team sounds like a good time to me I know The Travelers nice job you guys yeah family got to go on a little vacation I love that they're so cute all of them the most disgustingly cute family ever you make me sick seriously yeah stick with cuteness you're all adorable and happy Honestly though you don't have any serious issues like the rest of us I hate it how to share jealousy uh I love it wasn't that a skit on SNL was it like the old Jewish moms or something I hate that about it uh yeah yeah and they were just complaining about everything yeah they had a few ones they still were like scrunchy face the whole time yep like Dana Carvey maybe I like I that was back when SNL was amazing I watched this weekend and I was like why am I watching this because I did like the the music and the musical guest was Sam Smith which I was dying because he was wearing like one of those it looked like a loofah in the shower and then halfway through the song he opened up the loofah and and there was Kim Petras like in his dress and I was like uh oh she's better the whole time like that would be the last place on Earth I would want to be is under Sam Smith's dress it was really weird it's probably hot as balls um well it looked like they were showering together it was bizarre I'm so here for Unholy those are like my two favorite songs right now he brought flowers in today and then Unholy and they're both like so I all day long so stuck in my head I need to get it out she's got a Miley has a good voice you could say but she sounds like an angry raspy boy yeah but sings quite well yeah I'll give it up to her it's confusing but you gotta know you gotta cover your Niche I'm turned on but also turned off at the same time I don't know what to do with it sounds like most women I meet at bars after 10 o'clock wow you are cute but you look like a train wreck something about you I'm gonna regret coming over and saying hello so I'm not going to that's it is that what deters you bed by 10. no nothing good no as far as like romance you know relationships whatever the good stuff is that your inner monologue though when you're out and you're like you look like no no kitchen's closed the Civil people sitting down and eating nope here comes the train wreck bring all the karaoke fresh crazy is waiting for you yeah and that's why he walks his neighbor's dogs you're pretty no matter what people have going on in their lives the dogs need to be walked oh I love it it's funny because I'm absolutely the guy that says like a good neighbor Greg is there ball Greg is there um uh life happens the dogs still need to be walked and it's it's funny because the times that people like hey I'm going away or I gotta run to the hospital with so-and-so can you let the dog out yeah absolutely but I also won't get a dog person I love dogs I won't get a dog because I'm not home enough I don't know yeah schedule it wouldn't be right for me but it sounds to me like I have to take a dog out we have a fear of commitment Greg in all forms oh we're getting deep I know this is just what I've I'm I'm garnering from all this let's put the whiskey we're doing this I got some Fireballs oh oh keep that cinnamon crap to yourself what was the peanut butter one screwball I that is good but it's but it's also bad because yeah there was an incident within my friends it's good and awful yeah first it's good and then it's bad yeah well sometimes it's bad and you're just intrigued maybe you'll get better so I'm the guy that sometimes goes oh I think things will get better it's not that bad flags on the first date and then on the second date you're like nope no I was wrong I was I was wrong it was it was nice to meet you you enjoy your life I can't I can't also I feel like dating on Cape Cod is a special sport if you will ain't that the truth because it's a challenge to see who doesn't have a really really sordid past with others that you're like absolutely not yeah Kevin Bacon that does yeah we need a new game I know was that loud enough somebody comment below if you heard me say it I heard it you you can't comment below stay away from your own keyboard oh my God I'm a bad person no you're not that is that is very truthful that's that oh yeah that definitely happened I'm such a bad person yeah but yeah and also people aren't going out because now people are glued to their phones and they feel as though they can use dating apps for personal interaction so they're not like I see a business Niche for me and nobody steal this right now about how to talk to people by Stephanie Viva I feel like that's that's a new thing yeah but the problem is you would have to do videos on an app they would subscribe to right oh my gosh can you imagine the only fans with dating tips you subscribe to it not dating just how to talk to people yeah it's just period it's just a subscription service what you do with it people could be just talking to people in education like here we go we're gonna have we're gonna have an outing today we're gonna go to the grocery store and we're not gonna have somebody else we're gonna go and talk to somebody as we check out so I know you're full of anxiety right yep hi I feel like that this is a business Niche we've gone full circle everybody how to talk to people that's funny don't take it I was a miserable teenager and then people will tell you that I was always a chatty Kathy but I don't remember that part apparently I blacked that part out but after like 25 nope hey how's it going hey you're totally fine now making up for lost time all the words I could have used crammed in the last few years yeah here we go we gotta break the ice there my friend uh how much does a polar bear weigh what I don't know enough to break the ice hi my name's single clearly you've never heard that oh so I may or may not have been sitting at BNB Googling the worst pickup lines there's there's a bet there's a website like how to make how to make the I'm gonna say other person but I'm really gonna say victim how to make the victim the victim laugh without getting slapped uh you really have to sift through do you know how to make a handkerchief dance put a little buggy in it I got that one that was bad do you know the distance between here to here is no it happens to be no get consent with this one okay ready see that fear that's what happens in the woman's face when you ask for consensus like this I don't know what the distance between here and here is it happens to be the same distances between here in here oh God oh God yeah definitely you're gonna need yeah yeah don't do that how do you okay next guide of things not to say to people boom hi Junior this one is perfect you should have seen the holiday cocktails he was trying to come up with for Valentine's Day some of the ones that didn't make the cut nice the in-laws are coming straight now it was like date rape Daiquiris and like I know I'm kidding what am I yeah oh I'm sorry well the somebody used to I I will say a friend of mine I don't think I mean we're older now we're not all you know working in bars heathens yeah I shouldn't I shouldn't say the individual's name their name out it's going to become exactly innocent it's going to be commented they're gonna know but there there's a blue drink that uh a buddy of mine used to make at bars and it was uh called a roofie colada that's it roofie culotta didn't make the cut it was in there yay Junior things the list is great politically correct no everything yeah no there he's like smoking whiskey cocktails now over at Captain's I was like I don't know I'm intrigued by the smoke monster that it got over there looks very cool let me know when you've worked out the Kinks I'm in somebody was trying to pitch the idea of Greg what do you think of a a taco joint with high-end cocktails wait a minute stop right there we just came up with a good show Greg what do you think it could be about anything you know it's your new show you know what really grinds my gears let me give you my feelings who's the who's the older gentleman on public access the gadfly like 20 something years ago I feel like my parents would watch him um on cable access I want to say and he was man I remember I picked up bro I honestly a salt and pepper beard glasses maybe bald or short hair to say the least that's what T calls Andy's Mai Tai if the shoe fits yeah Tiki what's up Andy Wong um but he was always complaining about things like piping plovers and how what everybody was getting wrong with Cape Cod he was just miserable but he had some really good points right so he was just curmudgeonly while delivering said points what a good word right that is my word I am no you're not no you see how the old man Hillary I checked my hashtag I created a hashtag hashtag Oldman you can't give yourself a hashtag that's all vanilla nope I use things like whiffer Snappers I'm curmudgeon kids these days all that crap I feel like you've got a solid 30 years to go before you could even see any of these things no I had pain 10 years ago I feel like that was hey Mr Wilson yes remember the movies Grumpy Old Men yes oh Walter Matthau I I might say it might have been the uh the script of my life only they're 80. you're not I'm 80. old man killer yeah see these kids they're just ripping butts and throwing them disgusting the knit bottles everywhere well we don't have that in Mashpee we've banned them that's what we do here we just ban the things that people can't clean up after themselves bulk in different towns correct no they're just buying sleeves from Hyannis and then thrown into the woods over here it's no different yeah I don't know what's happening here oh you know what I want to know oh you hit the Google on this one what is the number of Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts well okay any givers any takers and what are bleep bloop your uh your votes down below here um and what is the number of liquor stores in Massachusetts which one is higher you have breakfast in Massachusetts and you have hopefully only evenings in Massachusetts I can't add this up oh my lord it's not just a total number no right there should be it's like how many Duncans are there in the US no I need to know in Massachusetts Alone number of masses oh the next article halfway down yeah number of Duncan locations in every USA click then you click the map I assume and this is as of 2018. apparently that is a dark 1100 and 1107 I feel like that there's more than that in Massachusetts no matter I feel like it's apologize you thought there was going to be more right seven million and four nah that's just in Barnstable throw a rock there used to be that's RTV 1107. no our route our routine statistician here let's check the tape nice you wanna check tape you want to check tape okay so what was that number 1107. and what is the number of liquor stores in Massachusetts excuse me number of Pakis in or around Belchertown okay I I hope this doesn't reach anyone at Belchertown and I don't get shot oh right yeah somebody's gonna come up to you they've got a problem here there's liquor stores liquor find displaying one of 655 pages I love that yeah right and I love that someone was like why are liquor stores called pakis in Massachusetts because it's a package store which doesn't make I don't understand the original package prohibition and the Volstead Act just in case you were wondering look at us being educational and whatnot Wicked smart yeah and I think the problem is also because you can get beer and wine in some grocery stores um so liquor license is absolutely defined differently than beer and wine true true so should we look up liquor rtb find that stat for us because we're just curious which is more yeah our liquor stores yeah not seven million and three not only my white claw where can I get my Tito rtb is working on it in the Watchtower he's letting us know seriously though I'm gonna bet that it's more liquor stores yeah I think so too right but but honestly how sad is it that we have to be curious about this comparison it's Massachusetts what do you do you drink or you have coffee or do you have both uh it's the sixth most romantic state so there's a lot of liquor for that yeah a lot of liquor and a lot of Duncan what do you want you want guys to say something sweet to you on date night there's Jack for that oh that was about that there was a guy walking around saying all sorts of stuff did your kid come home and you got someone pregnant in middle school there's Jack for that did you yeah All Souls are awful things it was just you have to drink your problems away I feel like it was sponsored by Massachusetts so bad because how does Massachusetts get in on that thank you we'll talk to Maura Healey we'll get back to you we'll go with some friends she's or you go with some friends in New Hampshire or Maine's you're going snowboarding skiing you're stopping at that big Packy that's right on the border you're filling up the trunk you got the snow boots and the skis and boards and you got you know all the liquor and then you go and then hopefully if you're smart you'll have food oh there you go the reason why Bars were called bars was because prohibition liquor was behind bars on the shelves saloons that's what they were prior to look at us learning stuff today we're educational booze bags excellent you know what I yeah I learned I learned today oh never mind you're pretty so if you want to hang out with this one right here you can come out tonight single shoot yeah see you're having a hard time finding the stat too I totally knew it yeah Massachusetts is probably actively hiding that yeah right you might have to go to like mass.gov and check for liquor licenses possibly all right we're gonna have to do a deep dive but we have to go back on the radio because I've got to get an answer for this hit me right you want me to sit you want to hear a theme song are you Rick Rolling people on the way out of our Lives listen we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so oh my God we gotta go from Greg and Stephanie we'll talk to you later sorry about killing brain cells have a lovely day