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ready ready to go live Miss yeah can you hear anything in your headphones yeah I'm just on your side sorry I just want to be able to say hi I'm gonna get close you can oh my God get over on your side hi everybody good morning good morning we're here Cheers Cheers happy Coco day yeah hot chocolate day right I call it cocoa okay okay well we can agree that they're both the same thing yes they are yeah hubby got up and made the kids two hot chocolates on the way out but Cody was too grumpy to take his Beauty I know he is a good guy Barista hours were happening actually I'm ready for another coffee already it's been one of those mornings I know I wish I didn't go with ice myself because it started snowing right what the hell slippers at least they're cute slippers thank you Walmart I was I was out last night a little bit late but my son had a basketball game they played Nantucket and got crushed oh that's the best when you're out late and then everyone comes home pissed so yeah well I it was exactly as I was coming back from Provincetown do we have time to like scoop them up from the bus and get home but it was really funny hello Linda Metcalf she was like was that your Cody on the on the court I didn't have the heart to ask her how bad it was usually in Nantucket Fields uh a formidable Team every single time that you don't hear anything you don't ask yeah right no but she didn't offer up anything not like oh I saw him getting just you know the floor getting wiped with him but I I was wondering if that was him yeah in court it's really clean now he was very grumpy today and now he's got a detention today am I sure or is this oh stop touching things okay just put it near your mouth and talk you should be used to that whoa whoa it's true I didn't mean it that way family friendly did not last long once again with Lindsay you're welcome buddy yes good morning Lindsay good morning all right so yeah it's Tuesday it's freaking snowing again I'm so over it uh Lindsay is here Lindsay you are fantastic we just had Jen pop in by the studio and I want to give her a plug right now for her business which is hey sweet cupcake and she was so nervous to come on Facebook live with us and then she texted me she's like all right now I'm ready she's like I feel like I had to see the space and no but she dropped off these cupcakes I can't even eat these I know I don't know where you'd start like the bottom gorgeous cupcakes I've ever seen in my entire life do you look at this like I don't even I'm gonna have to zoom in on them so that you can see them they are way too pretty to eat them I want you to take a picture when you do eat it I want to see where you start I know I think I'm gonna take the stump I always make a sandwich out of it so I'll pull them out take the bottom stump and put it on top and then eat it like a sandwich she would smush that like that yeah because I I mean it's going in how am I going to delicate what she said Lindsay's been on a chair of the office okay I know how are you how's the West Coast treating you it's not snowing where you are you could just see the lovely snow-capped Mountains from California jealous all right I'm covering these up they smell way too good too so hey sweet cups I I will eat one live hey sweetcubcake.com Facebook at hey sweet cupcake I think I tagged them in this video as well so definitely thank you Jen for bringing those by and sharing your beautiful talented art with us you're awesome too she's so nice yeah it really is so um where do we even start I want to talk about the uh yeah a little rain but all good excellent all right so you gotta talk and tell everybody about your your okay this is your interaction everyone should sit down first of all because this is this was not okay this is share with the group okay so this is like therapy right yeah I went into Walgreens to buy I don't know I just I had like I had my hair like this I think a pink shirt camo pants and I went and bought like popcorn and some allergies the items that you were purchasing did not matter no I'm just telling you it was just it was nothing run-of-the-mill a manager a manager woman when I was checking out said to me do you want to use I can't even do you want to use there's 50 55 and above senior discount today for once in my life I I was speech I said pardon what's up RJ and she said oh it's it's senior discount day and I go do I look let alone 55 like there's nothing wrong with it but when I'm 46. I'm I'm single It's a Brand New Year this was like right after New Year this is supposed to be a Year everyone good morning that's all I said so then I went from there to cotuit liquor right over the liquor store and the vice Jenna the nice kid there he was like 30. said how are you and I go I am not apparently senior so I said I am not good and I told him the story I go do I look 55 or older and he said I'm not saying anything and I said uh that's even worse I said you know what and I said what I just said I go I am single starting the new year off and if I look 55 or older I'm either going to the Bourne Bridge I'm gonna go throat punch that girl at Walgreens and there's nothing wrong with it and you know I probably would have taken the senior discount just because I wanted the discount and then cried about it in the car and had some cupcakes with it and then been on with myself I said and I'm never going to that Walgreens again I'm gonna boycott it and then made an appointment yeah embraced your senior self so so I did too I actually I went in the next day and I complained to a manager about her I was not that ruined my day she turned into a carriage yeah it ruined my day I said you know what you should really be careful profiling people and Lauren said she must have been so young when everyone over 30 looks old to them and it's not you definitely no that was the scary part that she was older than me I think she was trying to like um and I was like wow like what did I do yeah what did I do to you you can take your popcorn and nasal spray and allergy medicine I should have just left it and walked I would have bought it I would have taken the discount and then I would have made an appointment for Botox the next day problem solved oh good morning Joanna it ruined my day and I should have said something right away and then I would have asked you have a senior citizens Card discount because I want that just so I have that I think I fell asleep going do I look 65 like at least being fine Karen well this brings up the whole Martha Stewart thing there's a photo circulating on the interwebs right now of Martha Stewart saying that this is her face without any facelifts or and it's unfiltered yeah there is no way in hell I mean even though she has it like at a very specific angle like I don't it must be an angle where everyone's pulling like Snoop Dogg must be behind her pulling back all of her face and her lips are just like there's there is no way that that is Martha Stewart's unfiltered regular face I am just not buying it didn't she go to jail she was she did some time John said she was just asked if she was pregnant and she was like ah it's just my menopause rude I love I love man it is tough being a mom a woman anybody and anyone over 40 at this point if you don't know if someone's pregnant do not ask that woman I swear at everything holy don't do it there's a new meme with Paris Hilton like bending down trying to kiss someone's stomach that wasn't pregnant everyone's like can we remember this moment like just don't just don't don't engage I was actually with a friend and some lady this we're all wearing masks thank God and this woman said oh um are you pregnant and I I just had to do the eyes my friend didn't hear it I'm going no unless there is a shirt that says baby on board with arrows pointing I'm like pushing my friend like just go please please don't don't she heard no it ruined her whole day so you're not alone and thank you thank you hi Auntie Sheila so good to see you I was at a baby shower um after I left knock about on Sunday like rushed the whole family like we're on a mission to West Warwick for a baby shower it was packed I've never seen so I haven't seen so many people in a room best chicken marsala by the way so often that you say that you've got like walking marching on I guess the um her dad is a chef they kicked it up a notch I haven't they really did baby showers with yummy food yeah right I can't tell you this is mine no I didn't either I'm like just bring me the presents please here's your cheese and crackers yeah if I have to bend over one more time eight months pregnant I'm gonna she looked really good she's like all belly her feet aren't even swollen I'm like whatever don't let it trick you don't let it trick you into more because they grow up and they grow up fast yeah and I was just reading this yeah send them back no I was just reading a study about teenagers and mine got him Lily got hit in the face Yesterday by a racket at school so I had to like leave work leave everything that I was doing run and go get her I have 20 minutes after dropping her off at school because she of course missed the freaking bus so I was not having the best Monday that did not kick off my Monday really well so I bring her home she's got like this thing on her nose I hope she got the girl back it's like Marsha Brady it was a boy come to find out it was an ex-boyfriend that she was kind of hitting in The Shins with a racket and then he turned around and whacked her I'm like you deserved every ounce of that oh yeah when I heard the whole story and then I read a story today about how they're likening the behavior of teenagers to that of chimpanzees and I was like now I get it well I'll I will tell Lily if you're gonna do that you hit the person and you run don't wait for the head back okay hey Colleen I love you I hope to see you this week over uh we're gonna be doing knock about and she is going to be talking about Ruck for hit which is our race coming up they've pushed it till May this year so it's May 5th and 6th where for like two and a half days they run around like zombies and I drive the car and keep up I'm gonna try I'm gonna make sure nobody dies I'm gonna train with you maybe calling just for training yeah if you need someone I'm gonna try it this year so we're doing our fundraising bid for uh heroes in transition which is a fabulous uh organization here on the cape that provides all kinds of opportunities for our returning soldiers and whether it's therapeutic stuff for their families or just anything getting a job finding a space if you're in transition from that life to this life this is what this organization does they do a really great job of it and the rock stars that do this Colleen is one of them yeah so many years and we need night Runners that is uh she is an inspiration that's that's the time that I shine where I start barking at them from the car window as I'm driving and then I drive circles around them making sure that they don't get chased by a coyote oh absolutely I'll be the Night Runner five years in a row she's been doing this rock star and this is like they're running a marathon but they're doing it like two and three miles at a time where everybody gets a little bit of a rest but I feel like that makes them even more tired yeah and uh it is definitely an endurance training situation hey Junior what's going on I wonder how I can't wait to ask Colleen I'll stop talking about Colleen I'm so excited but to see her name but how is it like from napping to just okay go it's called Stephanie get up like the cowbell get up your turn to run wake up how you feeling you feeling good I am I am queen cheerleader for like 48 hours and last year I had to go right from that to the dance Marathon yeah yeah good times this time I got there but I got it done hey you know what we're raising what about Rockstar we're raising money for great great people and we love helping our fellowship when you rally when you have to first absolutely good morning Betsy thanks for joining us and good morning Dave Noble how are you today David I know David is here um so we're gonna jump right into uh dating with Lindsay or she I don't know I don't know if anyone can handle it after I don't know if I can handle it either all right um I mean I saw you before Christmas right barely you and I have not connected for a like I don't want to talk about that because it's no that's awesome no absolutely not okay well I got a dick pic on Christmas Eve yeah you're welcome and you know what I did I sent it to my girls group she put it in the group chat with all of our mom's group Yeah Christmas morning yep we're all sitting there watching our children wake up and open up their presents and we're having coffee I about spit my coffee across the living room when I got that little nugget thrown in the group chat my husband's like what what once again when I get those I throw myself I like give a five four three two one eyes are hurting so I love you all you have you made her incoming you need an incoming text by the way something coming at you so I could at least like not be in a room with my children I didn't get I didn't get it worried well the best part is then the girls said things back with like arrows like there might be something here oh we all absolutely annihilated this place yes all of us we need an incoming warning I got like 14 comments back yeah I think Ashley was the one that was circling things and editing it was awesome right it is not a Christmas gift that keeps on giving thank you very much Junior it did not it did not give us anything other than ooey's on Christmas morning and um that's about it yeah Eva hello good morning Eva Kathy Christiana oh Christiana we've been talking about you because of the Super Bowl her Chiefs are in the Super Bowl just in case you didn't know I said this is my favorite shirt it was an I don't care on the front I love you I'm very happy for you um first time ever brothers are facing off in the Super Bowl so that's kind of cool I thought the Mannings so Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey are going against each other and they're like so that's got to be nice and comfortable at least the holidays have passed yeah they've got a full year to get over all this BS in the family pretending like I know stuff about football too that's okay because we had another football situation where the commercials are coming and I'm really excited for the commercials it's probably that is the only reason why I'm gonna the snacks and the commercials are the reason why racks are the best it's just like thanks go Chiefs so I saw that uh Chris Pratt's ex Anna Faris is doing a commercial for avocados in which she's going to be naked that makes sense the only time that I think of Anna Faris is in that movie The House Bunny did you ever watch that movie No thank God so she's trying to learn people's names and she has a hard time because she's like a little bit slow so when she's trying to learn people's names just say hi my name is Lindsay hi it's me Lindsay hello Lindsay and that's how she would learn people's names randomly do this so now every time I hear the name Natalie I say it like totally so that was the whole movie movie this hurt talking like that no this was just one of her learning tools and how to remember people's names have you ever not shaken someone's hand and immediately forgot their name um no I seriously all the time like as I'm shaking their hand I've forgotten their name already so I feel like that that was a good learning tool that Anna Faris was trying to share with us I might try it I'm gonna be naked at the Super Bowl oh that happened last night I did make new friends I don't remember their names but is this is this the motor is this your girl gang um I just want to announce that um I'm gonna be joining a motorcycle gang first off I don't I don't know how to ride the most I have to learn every morning they leave my place thanks Junior okay so if you've never met Lindsay out in the wild um she definitely makes friends wherever she goes and all of a sudden she'll have just like half of the place whatever it is restaurant Bar Gym Walgreens I mean actually there is a guy there he remembers my birthday every time I go and it's kind of creepy well he should have remembered it that day when the other one was giving you anything's discount hi Michael thanks Dr Keith when you when you need him seriously Michael how is that how is business going for you I've not had a chance I've not gotten to take a ride in your new vehicle if you're looking for airport transportation Michael drop your information in the chat because he will get you there in style my kids still talk about their ride to the airport and how fancy they felt like they were you know presidential it does feel fancy yeah totally it does it's if you ever want to treat yourself yeah definitely pick it up a notch like on a date yeah right anything's better than that bus anything's better than a dick pic oh my god so let's talk about you making your new friends last night who you've decided now that you're going to learn to ride motorcycles um one that you're joining a gang yeah one girl one woman lives nearby Ai and I said I'd you know I'm here all the time and she went to like I don't know where she went to have watched the game and I don't I don't really watch football but I pretended I said sure I go I like to drink so so they're here for the festivities then they said that they ride motorcycles and they have a gang and I was like oh my God I'm I want to be part of a gang I do well you have to ride a motorcycle so I'm going to start just kind of like riding on the back of somebody else's motorcycle but the one woman's motorcycle was I swear to God I wish I took a picture it was like turquoise and yellow I think it had a basket on the side I was like dude that's my kind of motorcycle riding in the basket or you want to ride the one with the basket either guys I got snacks I might be in snacks for days I might be in the basket I think that it's safer for you to be in the basket yeah yeah I do too I'd be talking and I'd forget that you know hi it's me Lindsay where are we going where's the rest of my gang we gotta do the impossible question God Almighty I have to join just for a jacket or something is that it I'm just here for all the 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some hey sweet cups wait no I'm gonna eat one live yes you are right Michael have a great day everyone I freaking love you I oh my God can you get a photo of you eating it's like it's a gen and also I want the photo yeah yeah exactly now put it up in your face