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poor Josh what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really Su at book club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual just had a i proud of it all right okay did we make it I don't know this is truly a Monday I already I already shared it shared this man Monday so so so we so we made it good we're here we made it we did it God Almighty it's one of those Mondays where I'm injured so I'm not my best self injured I had a moment yesterday while I was cooking with a mandolin it was not good you were cooking with a Mandalorian did you have grou by your side not a Mandalorian the way it was a mandolin I was making um scalloped potatoes and have you ever used a mandolin it's a slicer oh what you said Mand I thought it was like no I wasn't playing guitar and I injured myself like your lipstick stain why are you singing that Train song that was stuck in my head like why were you singing Hey Soul Sister cuz I've had it in my brain since I woke up cuz we were looking at ukulele players that were in their 70s a minute ago is yeah that that yeah that's what it was we were looking at a photo from the Cape Cod Mall and it was the Cape Cod ukulele club and we were just looking how why everybody looked like our friend the comedian rodie dude every everybody looks like Rodney Norman and they're hey s sister you should make my Mis no I was using the mandolin I was making scallop potatoes and my husband told me five times make sure you use the thing that holds that because that is very sharp and then he went upstairs and I was like I I know how to do it I can do it myself like a little kid and here I am slicing the potato away and all of a sudden I sliced half of my finger off and I'm like that's why you got to have the thing I don't even know what the thing is but when someone says you got to have the thing I get the thing I should have used the damn thing use the thing life advice two minutes into this interview all always use the thing damn it if we got you nothing today let use the thing so you don't slice off your finger it works in the kitchen and the bedroom honey did you get the thing but I like yes I got the thing we've got AJ in the studio and I need I felt the need for a lot of comedy and I was so excited for the day that you signed up was today oh I oh I purposely signed up for today did you thank you for that because it's MLK Inauguration Day right see you liberals you missed out here we go you missed out on a great opportunity to do what the Republicans did last year when when on the same day at Easter it was trans people awareness day you guys missed a great opportunity to say like how dare Donald Trump set Inauguration Day the same day that MLK's day how dare you you missed the absolute Playbook well there's only two times that it's ever happened and the second time was when Bill Clinton 1997 yeah but we can't tell them that because it doesn't fit with my narrative sorry sorry sir I definitely thought you know after the whole debacle of yesterday it was a long and arduous day will we have Tik Tok won't we have Tik Tock what's happening with Tik Tock rest in peace tiktock everyone you fell into the Trap well I there was a big part of me that was uh think as a Creator no no there was a big part of me that was hoping that Tik Tok will be gone so that I wouldn't have to delete my racist things I said a lot of terrible things they saved me one full step in this whole thing and I'm so glad for it good morning dawn on the west coast still on fire but no one's talking about it so weird like they're tired of it they're tired that year on fire we've moved on yeah yeah we we moved on we're back to Luigi we no my God no we're back I heard Luigi's gonna be at the inauguration I don't know why like why there's no CEO there oh wait elon's there Elon look out it it's it's a wild time in America we can all admit this right it's it's a little crazy the things that are happening right now I'm going to play Devil's Advocate and say we're finally going back to normal like today all has been restored all faith in humanity is like I forgot my Red Cap today and it's just really it's some weird stuff second president to serve non-consecutive terms and I asked you who the other one and you do yeah yeah Grover Cleveland he's yeah there's two presidents that serve non-consensual terms consensual I like that didn't want you why are you back here yep yep and and they're and they're here Us in cels won we won it's just so weird good morning uh Jackie hey Lauren she said it's a bleeping sitcom it it really it truly is a sitcom dude uh Lauren po pointed out that cap cut is still not working t Co is back okay like um uh it was it was one of those things where it was like Green Day good riddens for me you were like fine with it my son actually was concerned for his well-being no I was saying I hope you have the time of your life um well it was Friday don't hold it in you're holding in that laugh it was Friday I think where my son requested red note so all of a sudden I got this weird in Chinese app requests and I was like what is this this is oh it's requested by your child oh oh it's that other red note fill in for Tik Tok hey he if he wants to order in a mail and bribe just let him do so well I let him do it but also it's you know for market research of course you let the kids have it and then you're like what is all of that and he said Mom it is the most racist place he said the Chinese are so racist he goes all of a sudden there's a flood and influx of Americans onto this Chinese app right and so all the Americans were doing the ask me anything yeah and they were so R they were like like do you is there really a hood does really everybody have guns and my son was appalled said Mom they really think of us like that like it's the wild west like well it kind of is and and they were surprised can you believe that they're banning lgbtq plus like the same rules in China appli to their apps of course they are yeah yeah it's bizarre I was hoping it was gone for good people need to get back outside you're not wrong Lauren on that not I I I was I wasn't just disappointed that I thought it was going to be gone but then I woke up the morning I like you know what I'm gonna check on Tik Tok just in case and then all of a sudden he texted he texted me back and he's like it's back and he sent me the bub those are the things that I could see go away forever and I would be fine yeah just we have we have Instagram reels yeah we're good what's up Cliff thanks for joining us this morning Cliff Harris over at House of hatchets hey hey Cliff how we doing buddy I'm looking forward to I did the golf simulator for like five seconds but I want to like make it a tournament see I'm gonna CR criticize uh Cliff's business decisions right now here we go I mean sure everybody loves the golf simulator at House of hatchets but Cliff did you have to take take away the knife throwing oh did you have to take away the knife throwing that nobody liked he did get did you have to do that well he did get a full bar I feel like knife throwing should not be in a place with a full bar I disagree I think it should be only with a full bar that's your best business decision is putting a full bar and your worst business decision was was was taking the knife throwing away that nobody liked we're connecting the dots on these for you exactly Cliff why do you have to go and do things that people like nice things yeah hi Virginia how are you today hey Sabrina I've not seen your face in a while good morning and welcome in we needed a little comedy on a Monday oh you bet oh you better believe yeah right uh and Jackie Klein writes my flag is half staff don't don't let don't let the guys see that the photos the photos that are coming out of this oh I love it I'm going to pull up the one that was in I think was it the New York Times this morning oh that's great um so I really I should share my screen just so you could see even if I really need to this is the the photo that they chose to go along with this it's the New York Times and I'm looking at this photo going but but why I just his hands are up here I am oh oh I love it see I love the Donald Trump coming into the crowd like like he's WWE Superstar J Uso I don't know who that is but I believe it dude he's going into the crowd he's like I can't I can only share my screen Travis Scott I only let I only took a puff I bill clintoned it I took a puff I didn't inhale there was another photo that he has chosen as his presidential one but the uplight he got it was menacing yeah like not presidential menacing it's his revenge tour he told himself he's be dict for at least a day well you said that somebody crazy came back to your wrestling thing last night oh yeah uh this pro wrestler Tessa Blanchard similar situation yeah uh like five years five years ago totally ruined a reputation because she said said a certain word not not gonna say the word uh but she said a certain word and then five years later she came back and then um the reception was uh electrifying the crowd was chanting she she's a racist she's a racist my God and at one point the crowd was CH chanting Tess Hogan oh wow so yeah I made plenty of room for activities in the studio today just in case you wanted to like show us any of your wrestling move lots of room for activities we're g we're g Dudley boy Josh to the table it's like it's like Step Brothers in here if you want to build a bunk bed over here you can do it whatever whatever you need to do plenty of room D like everything's gone I love how you have a skeleton in the corner we still haven't put away the Halloween deorations don't ask the skeleton was actually sitting in the chair holding the cabin fever sign but I pancakes I had to make pancakes no no pancakes no pancakes this studio is used by others so we've got laundry baskets full of Just Junk props like used used by others oh my goodness you should have seen the podcast she had in here like there was people like waving in a 45 degree angle it was crazy it's really weird we got we have suspensions you have no idea people use the studio and get wild and I'm okay with it it's like you know clean up is just like sir it's nice to see you in your racist costume it's like it's a uniform listen I sprayed down the room we're fine what's up Danny hey Slater so yeah it's Monday we needed a little comedy I thought AJ would be the perfect gift for you I'm the gift you deserve you had a roast over the weekend yes yeah we had a roast over the weekend the roast of Sam Buck how was that and what a roast it was almost a disaster why it was almost a disaster talk to me we had four Roasters drop and we B and we booked seven really yeah yeah so so so the first that's an awkward roast yeah so so so so we had we had to we had to scramble to find find a plan because uh uh hip hip-hop uh uh rapper uh uh token uh he's F very famous on YouTube has about a million followers a little over a million followers can see him he's on YouTube yeah he he's he's great just type in token you will either get the kid from South Park or you'll get the rapper token now he was supposed to be a surprise but we had to have him as an actual roster on stage with us the whole time okay hey Chris Barnes how are you hey Chris Barnes how you doing buddy now uh F first roster I'm not I'm not g to say his name but Sam Sam said hey uh this guy he said uh the nword on a live stream so we have to uh watch him yeah we have to I mean what do you do with that you sit there like holding your breath slightly while you're watching this as soon as I heard well before he got kicked off uh Nester and I were sitting next to each other we were writing jokes about about him doing that because allegedly um this this guy said the word and there was other rappers around and as soon as he said said the word it it was in a rap for my understanding um they they stood up around him and just went into live stream and there's already a rap song about him out oh okay and so he behaved though huh he behaved he behaved what he did he didn't drop the end bomb no he dropped the end bomb so so so uh unfortunately he was asked to why get get take it off the roast he did it on purpose to the Massachusetts listeners need mental health assistance today colleagues offering self-care Suites and wellness spaces oh my God hang in there liberal lands hang in there lies well I opened up the New York Times today and you would thought that the world the sky is falling so after we've got that um Trump photo leaving yeah he's like yes so so it's like but listen to the headlines I was like ooh New York Times this is not the way to start your Monday Inauguration Day immigration tariffs China abortion first of all pronounced China Iran and abortions climate we love our abortions like it literally was this sky is falling this was like Chicken Little on on extreme speed this morning with the New York Times and I was like that is a lot yeah yeah this is the same New York Times 10 years ago they they had article that said pedophilia is it is it a crime or an illness just like why are you trying to divide us meanwhile they're breathing into a bag today just watching the day go by uh it's gonna be fine it's happened before it's it's gonna be fine we'll all be okay it happened before we brought him back just like an ex just like you know you you you you you know what they weren't that toxic yeah but wait but wait yes more it's a lot how are you going to top this morning I don't know I I really don't know no we're all bottoming this morning that's you Kristen Beth Megan Liz thank you for joining us on the show this morning little bit of AJ over here bringing us some levity so you had the roast four roosters oh and three and three uh roosters dropped out that day okay so super awkward yeah one said oh was it a round robin like round two yeah it was round two of everybody dropping and saying screw Sam Buck which I don't blame him because look at Sam anyway uh so the SEC the second rer dropped that day and said oh I accidentally bought tickets to a Knicks game I have to go to that like you don't even like the Knicks I've always seen you wear Celtics gear or maybe Sam was just too lovable to roast no he's definitely not I tried for you Sam sorry if you hear his material he's just like yeah he Sam Buck definitely deserves and he's our friend friend he's he's our he's a really I love the tone change and he's our friend yeah Sam's a piece of crap but he's our friend um and then the second because uh it was Annie Powell and um she's awesome yeah Annie's great and then um Annie did a show for us on Friday unfortunately her car broke down in Connecticut oh man and said well if if I am to make it somebody would pick me up now if I did go and pick her up in Connecticut and came back we would both miss the roast so unfortunately that wasn't happening and the third the third comedian who I who I never met it was was someone that uh Sam Buck uh nominated uh his wife uh murdered somebody that day shut your mouth right now yeah killed but the way that he wored it is hey I can't make it my wife unive somebody I was like you could now now I know this guy is a gen Z guy what yeah that's real yeah he said my wife unal Li somebody I got to watch the kid like dude we're not we're not YouTube monetized like people you could just say the word I'm not gonna say it because I don't want you to get demonetized on if I if I say that well don't worry about that that was never gonna happen killed YouTube is not the place for me it's the wild west I'm just here because they don't make me pay for holding my data yeah yeah yeah that yeah that's right w w wah wah West Jim West Desperado y thank you that was a lot Jack Jackie Klein says it won't last for years she says oh my God it's the funny guy yeah you're the funny guy what do you mean I'm funny you don't think it's gonna last four years Jackie you think something's gonna happen what's up tivy hiala levity what a concept hang in there I love you I I I I don't think it's gonna be a liberal that um unives Trump at all I I I honestly don't I think it's I think it's going to be one of the magga he's already proven he's stronger than that yes exactly he was shot in the year stood up that was the most American thing I've ever seen in my life in my life I just can't believe this is real life right now honestly it's like a fever dream and we're here yeah I I think it's gonna be one of the Maga rappers that turns against him and just yeah I think so yeah he's gonna he's gonna upset somebody right now it's all you know H happy happy go times but yeah right now uh get weird right now magga rapper Tom McDonald has the number one song right now but I think like one of these days Donald Trump is gonna take doesn't Roseanne have the number one song right now yeah with uh with Tom McDonald's oh okay yeah I was can we talk about that for a hot yeah absolutely Tom McDonald is the best rapper I know that puts out shitty raps so if you've not heard this Roseanne MC Roseanne Bar has the number one rap song it wasn't bad in the country she wasn't bad and he decided this is what he says he decided that she was cancelled without anybody helping her yeah she was was just thrown of the Wolves we all decided you're canceled Roseanne and that was it for her she didn't fight back she didn't come back she didn't say anything about it she just slunk off where they wanted her to go and that was it but it's 2025 you can't be can you hear that John Goodman you can't be canel you could have had a chance for this R not to happen unless allow yourself to be cancelled right you can't be canceled unless you allow yourself to be canceled at this point oh so you're saying it was her fault I'm saying that she just took it on the chin yeah yeah she did but then again her friends didn't defend her like John Goodman was a little bee still not over no I'm still not over John Goodman's betrayal you don't get a pass John sir how dare you you were in The Flintstones Jackie says she's got a brain injury so that's what it was Chris this is the best podcast I've seen where I know both of the Cs Kudos hey ambient makes us racist too so he says AJ tell the story of what was homeless and you let let me take the stage at the red nun oh that was a mistake dude uh cause CA Chris Christopher Barnes is listening her now Chris when I when I when I put put you on the stage all your friends showed up after you performed no that is the worst yeah like like like there was a few people that that showed up for before him but then like 20 or 30 of his friends came afterwards they like oh we missed it uh I'm so sorry that is like my world's worst nightmare yeah and and then but but they they hung around for the rest of the show okay which which which which was nice like thanks to the numbers Chris yeah sorry did he get laughs though I don't I don't remember I I mean I I think so Chris you were getting laughs right let let let us know in the comments you have the redn coming up so what does that look like now yeah yes yes we do we originally had uh Fitzy from Wei okay but uh we are going to change the date because uh because he has now uh been promoted after afternoon uh show show yeah look at you fisty you made it so well he just took the job probably because somebody else made too much money and they just moved him up to l p yeah did you hear that did you hear that fisty you got moved up Nick Stevens you got more work and less pay congratulations you're in radio it is National DJ day so I would be Miss if I did not say to you Chris Barnes thank you for your years of service yeah I'm thanking myself and rethinking my brain and mental health because of my years of service and then Chris Chris Chris said he proved I do not I proved I don't have a belly button okay so you're Kyle XY oh am my Kyle no no Kyle XY it was a show about that dude that had no belly button oh I did not watch that show we're from different time zones yeah that that was uh that was Fox family which golden girl shirt you know clearly where my brain is right now well thank you for being a friend you got it anytime what's up Justin I see you're doing your your paint paint and create or Draw whatever it was I saw you with somebody that was dressed up like Peter Pan and you were drawing them and I loved it every ounce of it I thought it was our friend Ariel now in the comments section uh I just I just want to know from the listeners what performance do you think was better Roseanne with Tom McDonald or when she performed the national anthem in in 1992 let us know in the comments I am just uh I'm curious to what what you guys think that's was really bad but but like she wasn't she she wasn't that bad sh like um Tom McDonald the same dude he had on uh Ben Shapiro do a rap yeah so if you've not heard the rap song I definitely just suggest you look it up listen to it for a hot minute because uh she she needs her her money yeah I listened to it I needed a good ear bleeded so of course I'm GNA listen to it speaking of earbleed and congratulations to ro to ro Roseanne on that that that you're back on top good for you yeah good good good for you when John Goodman took over your sitcom that you created you need to let John Goodman go no everybody needs a second chance he's had too many chances everybody deserves I don't think everybody deserves a second chance Cape Cod drink and draw I love it and that's Justin Shelby Lynn hello and good morning thanks for joining us on this this ridiculous show AJ your memory bank is impeccable says oh oh you oh you better believe I I never forgive and I like to credit Jesus to that even though Jesus would clearly like me to forgive but I use religion as an excuse for all my corruption just to let you know Cindy said did you hear about the Trump coin that dropped at 1:00 am on Sunday yes we have five billion crypto yes and it did it did better than hawu a coin poor girl because say what you will about uh Trump coin at least there was no rug pull yet so five billion dollars yeah so so so like he can put his name on anything and people will buy it do you own crypto do you play in this space I own crypto asza two days ago I bought Trump coin no you did and I am rich he sitting here Rich I'm rich [ __ ] well thank you very much for battling the snow this morning in this very snowy wet slippery Northeast we've got uh what is it winter storm Enzo yep it was storm Enzo winter storm Enzo oh that that that that's sounds more menacing when you say it that way that's that's the most Italian thing I've ever heard storm Enzo I feel like I'm be covered in spaghetti meatballs and Raj little slippery that's all right just just a little slippery oh look at this sauce you put too much onions in the sauce I don't put too much onions in the sauce rtb says Trump Krypto is Monopoly money you are rich with Monopoly money AJ RG Marjorie Taylor green is on this all right hey girl thanks for joining us I mean sure it's Monopoly money but don't worry the space lasers will will eliminate that God help us all Jane Karen we appreciate you this morning and uh oh okay T Tik Tock shop is ready and back live streaming feature restored everybody everybody's so thankful they could to sell their I don't know tummy tightening things and their hair straighteners and their creams and their other snake oil Tails I don't want to be I don't want to be no buying no cream how't you watch the Tik Tok shop or she's like you got to get out of the Tik Tock shop and she's rubbing all kinds of crap all over her face she she has the emerald roller just like you gotta do the thing girl everybody already has a jade roller you're late to the Tik Tock shop but everybody's so thankful the lives have been restored yeah like everybody's like oh you're so brave for posting a picture you with a jade roller but I'm a monster for putting in the comments yeah I didn't watch the video now my jade roller is stuck but could you imagine you losing your business really I mean your only way that you've made money was shut down yesterday for a whole 12 hours that's why that's why four years ago all of us said do not put all your eggs in one social media basket yes do not put all your eggs in one social media my favorite posts yesterday were everybody complaining about Tik Tok but on Facebook yeah like and then everybody's com comenting like I don't care that people lost their livelihoods got a rail job like me douchebags see personally I didn't care that Tik Tok was gone but I'm not going to make fun of people then no no you also posted your like it was good well it was good goodbye friend that's not what I said that's not what I said I'll Never Let Go Jack that's not what I said that's gaslighting sorry sir what did you say like none of the words not even the when I read your post this is how I felt you felt I wrote this is not a goodbye this is a see you later and it was a see you more than I expected actually right exactly see you later on Sunday sir yeah which was a quote from WWE wrestler Sting which is why I put a little scorpion at the end that's amazing Lauren how many felonies can he commit this term I don't know get all of them get your not right sky's the limit girl like can you believe that he was selling secrets to to Australia I hope Trump sells more oh my God I'm not gonna make F I hope he sells it to Australia and Austria Lauren says I'm not gonna make fun of them says the comedian now I I'm not gonna make fun of them but if I were to hello Keith how are you today we've got AJ we needed a little comedy today MLK inur ation day doesn't really happen very often and uh given the climate of everything going on right now and I'm not talking about the snow outside it's a cold day in Hell see if Camala was president today I I I'm telling you the Republicans can you believe that she schedul it on the same day as MLK can you believe it the the narrative would have been a little different you're you're not wrong I I I love it I love how people are stupid enough to follow for it's painful honestly it's just I'm finding it really difficult and then Chris Barnes WR writes I'm not ready to deal with another four years of his weird hand gestures man rithms I am ready for it see I'm ready for him jerking off the microphone there's so much comedy to be had honestly I mean it's been weirder right yeah it's been weirder and then Lauren writes can we agree that AJ is booked every Monday morning like we'll see I really think that we need a little bit of this on a Monday at least one comedian every Monday morning yeah something like that yeah please fill fill in the space please I will uh I will get the face space filled in it'll either be me it'll be Josh it'll be H well we'll leave hotton off we want to be a good show Vinnie what's going on I haven't seen your face in a while thanks for joining us here manissa I could use some laughter today in Plymouth good to see you both see oh we will be we'll be back in uh we'll be back in pth soon and speaking of hotton Chris hotton is headlining his first show in Waymouth at Barrel House Z February 7th Friday SE February 7th tickets he's headlining his first show congratulations to you he he's been working real hard yeah like whoever's the sucker that decid to have him headline it was me uh 100% it's always good to have a comedian that is also an EMT so he can save himself from himself and just get off the stage and and I'm he he could just give himself the defibrillator and get us get get off I Gotta Laugh right guys sorry hon obviously I won't be considered no you will not be considered like I'm not gonna have have anyone headline after after just just one set hoton has been working his ass off for years to get to this point years and years and years and like you got to have that hustle up you gotta be going going out and doing comedy like like at least four four five days out of the week and like if you're at home do some Zoom shows there are plenty of Zoom shows like KO comedy who I'm I'm not a fan of right now but they do they do have some kickass Zoom shows well as long as you got a platform to practice right it's a platform to practice like oftentimes I'll jump on and I'll do some UK I'll do some UK Zoom shows what was that app when we were all stuck during pandemic that we all talked to the little rooms in there and you had to be invited Zoom no it wasn't Zoom it was like a it was an app for a hot minute that was popular and you had to be invited to it and then there were like comedy rooms in it I feel like you performed in one also I I I might I might have I performed in a lot of thingies I yeah right yeah you're [ __ ] yeah I am dude over there going we're a [ __ ] for money 100% so so somebody asked me like AJ like if the KKK asked you to put on a show would you do it I said don't are they paying yeah what are they paying I I said they're not going to line like the lineup I put together are there snacks like like I'm only because the lineup for the KKK I'm only putting on Jewish comedians and black comedians they're not going to like the lineup I put together what do they think of me I'm brownish am I okay that that's really it's what the pay is we're we're entertainers this is what happen where where is the money what are you feeding me I'm there yeah really pride is stuffed there because it has to be AOL chat room no it wasn't the AOL chat room there was AOL is back we're bringing it back I brought back Tik Tok even though I start the band dude see I love Trump like I love my own father if if if that makes sense I love Trump but the fact like dude you started that mess beforehand it's like my own dad my own dad said saying like AJ I'm finally plugging that hole in the in the drywall like Dad you made that four years ago and it's been cold yeah it's it's mental right we're living in a castlet society what's up Alisa Tom how are you butt scratcher right back on to you and yes I remember what you're talking about but I do not remember the name is not coming to me and it's gonna drive me nuts uh I'm I'm sure I'm sure we'll I'm sure we'll figure out what yeah Marjorie Taylor green thought AOL chat room it's not the AOL chat room and and I have to agree with Marjorie cuz she's been right about the space lasers and everything else so why was Mark Zuckerberg down at maral Lago can anybody tell us this and what is happening with his hair per personally I think his broccoli haircut looks amazing so how dare you I I know I don't like judging people on their appearance it was just off puding to me because I was not used to the perm look and then all of a sudden it was there his skin it looks like pudding it's I watch don't cancel me zucky you own everything I'm on I talked about this show like 15 times already but I'm going to talk about it again because I was affected by it to the fact that my husband now has bought every supplement on the market known to man he looks great and he and he woke up sick this morning and I was like stay the bleep away from me go take your supplement no I'm GNA play Devil's Advocate Cliff it's clearly working you look great if even if you're sick and coughing and if if there's blood in your stool keep taking it it's not Ms teams it's something you had to be invited to it was an app that was like a secretive weird app I but then everybody got invited I have your husband in a pyramid scheme right now and it's it's Alex Jones supplements yeah he'll make sure that the frogs aren't gay so I watch this I so I watched this and it was like this ridiculous billionaire that had too much money that he decided he was going to start reverse aging so every day he's got this new lease on life it's called The Blueprint to whatever his new life is and he's like on oxygen masks he's like he eats blood test five times a day so his body tells him what he needs and then he fills it with that need it's very bizarre can that company get their own Luigi I mean just you reverse aging but you're not immune to Bullet right like you leave your house gets hit by a car you just spend three years of your life trying to gain six years of your life back and you got hit by a bus like Regina George and me girls this is what happened to you yeah but he's in a brace and then afterwards he he plays field hockey and he's fine why did they make the musical by the way that was the worst idea I'm going to play Devil's Advocate again I think everything we love should be a musical and just be ruined my husband goes I'm surprised he didn't run out and see Wicked I said no because it's got two parts I'm gonna wait until I'm at home and I'm gonna wait for the second part and it's going to be ruined and I'm going to sit there waiting and I hate waiting for things oh Wicked was was wonderful you have to wait for things patience makes everything on the planet worth it thank you and Lauren pointed out that we do have uh that we do have the Tuesday open mike Tuesday January 28th 7:30 at o play come on down if you want to try out comedy or if you just want to so Chris Barnes if you're around come on come on yeah come on out give it a whirl yeah give give it a whirl you get to see Chris hotton do like a quick practice set for his headlining set coming up February 7th aw rtb and I were kind of running things just a little bit and I I it was kind of going over what my plan for for a few minutes was it wasn't great but I'm working on it I'm sure I'm I'm sure I'm sure it was great no notes everybody's perfect don't apologize if I if I if I learn ABS absolutely anything I told Facebook Mena marketing to call me at 11: and they're they're calling me at 8:30 right now oh so so so must it must be it must be La time D doing that oh I forgot to mention who's headlining uh red nun on Wednesday the prince of mystery skip Daniels he is so funny yeah I was not prepared for a skip Daniel show I was not prepped for it rtb and I came I'm pretty sure that we were um just not ready for the prince of mystery nobody's ready for the prince of M he's like nobody expects the prince of mystery I I really I laughed so hard and it was like cheesy a little bit obvious a little bit funny but a little bit of magic and a little like it was all of the things that I normally wouldn't like but there was some way his delivery just makes you laugh yeah he's freaking funny the prince of mystery is coming Wednesday 8:00 P.M at the red nun come around 700 have some dinner eat drink the more you drink the funnier it is the show at Red nun is free so come on down we're almost at the end of dry January you're fine yeah I would further promote Tony V like uh not knockout on on on Thursday but the show is almost sold out anyway which everyone is just ready for a little bit of Comedy right I think this week everybody's going to be searching for something to laugh at so you either get to see free comedy ones or you or you get to see the legendary Tony V if you want to purchase one of the remaining eight tickets or whatever seven tickets or whatever it is Lauren are you making the plac this Open Mic monthly because I feel like okay good yeah yes it it is it is a it is a monthly Open Mic it's all it's generally always the last Tuesday of every month we just didn't do it last month because of uh Christmas and New Year hi Miss Lindsay she says hello awesome peeps Lucinda hello Bri Lucinda great name can't wait to see you uh no one is ready for this Lucinda she's amazing dude I love the name right she's um she's she's very Irish my favorite Mrs McKay story ever was when she called me in to have a parent teacher conference for my son when he was little and she said Stephanie he thinks he's the police he's always telling everybody what to do and I said I I love how you made her sound like an Irish cop was it's great and honestly he's still that way I keep telling him all the time either be a litigator or you know he's the fair police I call him the fair police around the house yeah she got two I need two that's not fair that's not right he's my righteous one he's my rule following righteous child she's like listen acap all cops are scub bags even pretend Kindergarten Cops I don't know where he came from I don't know where he came from but he definitely is the police and I will never get that parent teacher conference out of my head it made me laugh for days thank you next four years of gaslighting I'm ready for it no no hi Kelly good morning to you we've got AJ here I actually I'm very excited to have you open our annual meeting this year for the Chamber of Commerce dude I couldn't believe the money that was offered to me like so many dollars yeah yeah it was so many zeros it was incredible do you want chicken or fish I depends on the fish if it's tilapia no no one wants that no nobody wants tilapia no one that should never be offered on a menu ever especially since I watched a Discovery Channel on what it is and how it is and how it lives like my Fe is like I don't eat bottom feeder fish I'm like well you are a bottom so I'm very much looking forward to it because sometimes those things get a little bit stuffy I said we need some comedy here yeah even for 15 minutes like get out there throw some people under a bus pretend it's a roast roast the people that won the previous years they'll love that yeah uh that that's that that's that's why people love the Joe Biden jokes that that we do even if even if they vote for the guy like uh we we try to have it like indecisive now um on on stage people don't know where I line politically but on the show you definitely do correct you definitely do so the roast of sanduk was awkward it was small it was weird somebody murdered some un alived somebody but the roast itself was was still still good it was a perfect amount of time 58 minutes what do you do get awkward up there uh what do we do uh we we just call Sam the RW and move on okay how's Nester uh NE oh um oh so did I ask uh Dare I ask so so uh Nester did good on the roast he did good as a roast Master but this weekend um Josh Nester and I we did a corporate in Portland and then so they they wanted an hour and a half um that is so much time they uh they originally uh told me rayad R but I told them PG-13 okay U but but then uh but then Josh asked her later say like so you want PG-13 oh have it be just like damn it you caught me in my line yeah right and then so uh I told so so the way that we had set up we had uh so for an hour and a half we had Nester do 20 minutes Josh do 30 and me do 40 yeah and then so uh Nester was kind of our little little Canary just to just to test the waters out that is the worst going first going into a room full of corporate people and not knowing what they're going to laugh at and put me down for fish so what happened talapia it is well what H what happened was double tilapia with American cheese now yeah sounds so wretched and make sure it's from McDonald's and I want you buy the MSG seasoning from Trader Joe's heal spill it on and those of you saying mg that margorie Taylor green is unhealthy that the seasoning is unhealthy just remember this thanks for watching so so the CEO of the company that we're doing the corpor he was sitting behind us so so literally like everybody's like looking at his face to make sure it's okay to laugh shut your mouth poor Nester had to be had to be that kadary he's beating himself up has that ever happened to you before I don't think well uh next time you have Josh on ask him but I don't think the CEO has he sat directly behind us so awkward and then so Josh brought up afterwards he's like I love how you guys are looking at him to make sure it's okay to laugh he's not going to fire you cuz they had a we they had an award ceremony before that and they set it up beautifully but like half the people that won the awards weren't even there he's like he's not going to fire you like all the winners of the awards weren't even here yeah right they didn't care they knew better yeah they didn't want him to be standing behind him weird oh absolutely and Josh was saying hey Ben stop looking at my ass that's kind of funny yeah Josh had a fantastic set and um it it was uh it was one of my it was one of my better sets so far this year it was my second best set I had this year it's not even been three weeks I know that's why I said this year the 20th of January best set I've had all year best set you're setting the bar I appreciate that though the best set I had was at a country club uh two days ago it was set up by this guy Mark mosha great Booker now Justin mckenny we're in the world were you uh this this was uh Manchester New Hampshire In A Country Bar M okay uh at at a country bar Country Club Justin mckin New Hampshire's favorite comedian ever like uh went before me I was nervous like oh goodness that's tough to go after somebody that's seasoned like that but Justin mckin gave me a layup oh he he gave me a layup and and and made made sure it was good for me beforehand and if it weren't for him I wouldn't have had as good a set as I did isn't that nice when you're supporting each other and you know like you've got an in like somebody gave you something dude uh McKenna's a mckin is a fan of me I didn't even think he like really knew me but he recommended me for this uh for York High School is it because it makes him look better yeah I caught you mckenny you famous break sure you're on every famous sure you're on Rogan and and and Adam cor all the time but I caught you mckenny Chris Barn says say hi to Josh for me he hated me more than you do Josh hates everybody that no yeah Chris please Josh doesn't like anything joshh doesn't even like himself it's fine like if if you're an anime fan Josh is like our Vegeta he hates everybody it's his thing yeah crumpy cat it's it's it's it's his thing now J mcky uh recommended me for York High School and we did so good with it that uh they're having us back next year amazing yeah I can't picture you guys doing clean comedy at a high school oh we don't perfect where the administrators are like all right wrap it up wrap it up we tell them they're practically adults so at the very minimum let's do PG13 there you go and I I dropped like one F bomb oh okay yeah which which still is technically PG no more than no more than two okay then that's it that's PG as uh Josh and I did a not assisted living facilities but um uh what's what's what's the word uh senior retirement communities okay we did two of those on Wednesday we did a uh we did a Jewish Community Center at 1M in Brooklyn okay uh not a lot of laughers but they were sweet okay um the second one that we did which was in a wolf burough which we kept calling it wolfy burough uh wolf bro New Hampshire and they were delightful oh my goodness they got L they they they let us get away with a lot and we and we told the other corporate from from yesterday like guys the senior center was better than you guys well because they don't care what do they care so so so so pick it up shock us please heard it all then again your CEO isn't sitting behind us looking at our butts I can feel the heat so weird very very awkward I can't I don't know how I would be able to function like that but shout out to them for having us and uh the woman that booked us for Saturday uh your family were great laughers than you so much so much credit for getting up there I would be so I would be a nervous wreck you don't know this room you don't know these people you're just going to get up there and try and crack some jokes oh absolutely and um and we had to feed the Nestor afterwards because uh he was beating up on himself because apparently during my set this is according to Josh and this is according to Nester you can ask one of them about it next time they're on the show um so during my set a woman TI decided to go up to Nester and said you're you're like you made Latinos look bad doing all those jokes you made us look like fools and her H and her white husband is behind her just embarrassed oh my God just like you're not a credit to your people I just like that's kind of racist what you just said 100% she was she was showing off like and she was a nightmare I was just like if this woman ever gains weight nobody's going to deal with her crap excuse me ma'am you are the reason why there is a stereotype you are now doing it this is what's happening just like you yelling Nester this is why Trump won is because like you can't just look past the joke it's MLK inauguration day we're all here trying to have a little laugh it's now little levity I love how some people on social media are saying CM okay it's no longer your day anymore it's so weird it's just I feel like I'm living into the Twilight Zone right now I I don't know what else to say about it other than I'm happy you're here with me yeah I'm H and I'm happy to be here Stephanie you got some shows coming up this week so you got red nun on Wednesday red nun in dennisport don't go to the chatam one I say this to the comics too even though I send them the event page which has the dennisport thing when they click on it but for some reason Peter Lou you go to chatam it happens sometimes I did it the other day at the eye doctor I put the wrong eye doctor in I went all the way I didn't stop in Cedarville no I decided to go all the way to Plymouth I'm like I'm running late they're like you drove by us where you would have been on time how many times have you been that to that eye do one that was my first yeah that was your first Peter Lou performed with us five times before him at the Dennis one he still went to the chadam one I'll never do it again I was like wait what go to the Dennis one he's a Chinese man that has a flat top haircut a like cute little petlou I likeit screw you Peter oh poor Peter he'll remember it this time though he'll go to dentist to mock him until he shows up the right place we we we love Peter Lou but show up to the Dennis Port next time I have you on Peter Lou perfect um are you still gonna be doing your comedy class yes it's it's gonna be starting uh hang on a second it's gonna be starting uh February 2nd we're we're gonna be teaching at the comedy studio and um uh Josh is likely gonna be coming up with me too good and then uh I I told I told I told one person um yeah yeah you can um yeah you could be an unofficial student as long as you give me rides to uh to Boston oh there you go yeah she's a comedian not all cars work all the time I'm got to go all the exactly plus I don't want to drive I just want to get high so fair yeah and I don't get high and dry thank you I app if you're listening and Cliff if you're still watching tell your cop buddies that too never seen it don't know what you're talking the cop Community still loves Cliff to this day even though he left them high and dry to make a successful House of hatchets business we have got House of hatchets by the way all week long we've got some new trivia and uh that is gonna be a prize for you all week at all of our trivas and music bingos House of hatchets oh that oh that's hin some hatchets oh that's wonderful if you ever want to go to one of our open mics at House of hatchets our next one there is February 6 we we we have a week of standup comedy for for people but this week go to red none or buy your tickets now for Tony ve because that show is going to be sold out I know you said that you're hanging with grandma today but you're going to be putting some more stuff on Eventbrite right so people can follow you exactly paperback comedy on Eventbrite we're gonna be putting some more event events out um if you do want my email it's uh paperback comedy gmail.com feel free to message me about shows and uh if if you me if you messag me today at paperback comedy gmail.com and said AJ you a-hole give me a discount on a ticket I will that's all you got to do feel free to insult me via email today and I will give you tickets I like that insult me get free things that's right now if you're a weekend person and uh and you came be a KK for the weekend uh I'm in Waymouth on the 24th I'm doing two shows I'm I'm at Barrel House Z at 7:30 is that a new venue uh barl FC is not a new venue they always have new managers they keep firing the managers there and they never know know what the freak and they're freaking hoes okay they think oh we need to have multiple freaking Bookers they're there you know what I would rather have five comedy shows with 10 people than one comedy show with 50 people because that makes sense whoever there is stupid but thank God the new manager there understands until he gets fired and now you all know the feelings yeah ex ex ex exactly so the manager right now I like okay the one that right now but he's going to be fired in like three months because it's apparently how they roll over there what's up Terry Roberta thanks for joining it's it's a it's a rotating door at Barrel House Z but I will be there on the on the 24th I will be opening the show at 7:30 and then there's an 800m show in Waymouth called vitamin C and I'll be headlining that so I'll be opening the Barrel House Z show and I'll be closing the vitamin C show in wayth so two chances to see me in Waymouth and I'll also be at the Royal Garden Saturday in Kingston at 8:00 pm so so many chances to see comedy so many chances to see AJ yeah you're definitely going to need some because I think that we're all uh we're all just trying to get through this month is it February yet I'm over it and you get to hear all my thoughts about everything going on this week that's a lot I'm gonna tell you it's a lot yeah it's it's it's a it's a freaking lot that's that's that's going on and and I'm and I'm I'm excited Stephanie I am too so uh lemon ado.com is where you can find the list of our events events on Cape Cod keep pumping them on there I have not put a single thing on a well you need to we've got almost 10,000 people on there I'll put oasis's uh open mic on there on there first open mic Tuesday of next week 7:30 come on down I might start a little early if if people are there early because like people are ripping butts outside at 7:30 I'm gonna start and I'm gonna take away their time if you're ripping butts and your freaking out there at 7:30 I'm going to take 2 minutes off your time well no you're going to give them more time cuz they'll live longer cuz they'll have to put out the butt and come inside and no I'm not giving Josh more time okay perfect I'm just protecting this on Josh we're here for you if you need support her friend or uh to be insulted you can always email AJ and uh get a discount I'll be there for you you'll be there for me too I want everyone if you are in the mashby area or you know somebody from mashby and you think that they're amazing citizen of the Year unsung heroes cool people doing cool things please nominate them our awards are open right now for our Mash B chamber annual meeting at awards so no one told you life was gonna be this way I was just doing backup music for you thank you I appreciated that I'm gonna nominate hotton because he he busted out his EMT for some woman at one of our markets so he's definitely an unsung hero to me where he was like oh it's too bad that you fell like that he's like yeah I should go save her I was like oh my God yes hon you are being nominated as an unsung hero we appreciate you for all of your service that you did it was very commendable hon we would shout you out if we wanted to but I'm gonna print out the ballot boxes I'm gonna leave one at knock so please put real human beings in there and not joke human beings oh now you just told us put joke being no real ones I'm going to leave one at Town Hall one at the library and one also at uh Cap Cod coffee and then in our space at Cape space if you want to vote in person rather than doing it on an online form I know a lot of people are adverse to that for some reason oh oh that that's that's just BS be like oh I don't do stuff online I am old school I don't like I I call BS on that because you had to go on credit card online to buy your Trump coin so we all know that you get stuff online line too it's going to be a long week but we're going to do it together everybody have a great day we appreciate you God Almighty hail Trump wait what who said that who God help us goddess help us someone help us hey J help me bye have a great day