AJ, Josh, & Stephanie

saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really Su at book I did not fa I'm what I just had a visual proud of it hey hey just a little late this morning sorry sorry it's my fault it was Josh's fault everybody blamed Josh for Josh always the scapegoat right so you guys had a very busy weekend I feel like we're just like leftover fumes oh yeah yeah I am still writing on those fumes AKA edible that carried over into today all right then Hey Monday on a Monday AJ is here from paperback comedy Josh thank you for putting up with this one as much as you do stoically even yeah I I'd like to thank uh Sublime dispensary for helping me put up with AJ thank you Jordan well I saw that you guys found yourself in the company of Rob Schneider over the weekend how exactly did that occur oh oh my goodness so so um one of one of the one of the Bookers uh saw my YouTube clips um and my Instagram he like oh that that that'd be uh that'd be perfect for Rob Schneider so shout out to Eli uh for having me on um excellent staff at the brook Casino in uh cab Brook New Hampshire I didn't even know that there was a casino in in New Hampshire at all but then then again oh there's a casino how surprise yeah and um uh staff was kickass Victoria was great um a Adam also with a security and uh Mike yeah yeah yeah yeah but how was Rob Schneider like how did this even happen was like 15 more people to think so uh kidding go ahead now um Oh I thought that was uh oh I didn't realize that was a Buddha in the core I thought that was one of those rly T-Bone things from the 90s no no it's just a little buddha my baby Buddha bringing me all right early morning add right so so so the staff um that that I mentioned before um said hey um Rob Schneider would like um uh The Beatles playing beforehand um it was uh Anthology number one um an the best best of the hits Anthology so so when he came in he's like what is this dog [ __ ] music playing right now and then um In fairness it was Imagine Dragons so I I want to hear l king my daughter and only L do so so so I was like yeah Rob Rob J we don't blame you um that like they got my song right but they didn't get his song Right awkward yeah because uh uh they said hey what song do you want to come out to um the same one I came out to in life uh I Want It All by Queen all right um and then um and then did you play that before you entered into the room with your family to tell them all that H something like that well no well like I was in a room I was playing that song and like we know good stuff and then last night you find yourself in the melody tent opening up for uh Brian glowaki and also Eddie iy yes yeah that man is iffy shout out to what's his last name Edie Eddie ifed and he's oh ifed oh he and he's and he's Fant fantastic he brought the house he was very funny I got I got caught into a a um a a trap with uh with him and uh John Tobin the guy that um uh book books to Comedy of Melody I heard some like amazing amazing Stories between between the two of them um EDD Eddie's been in the scene for quite at it like he got passed to the studio in the late 90s yeah I think he's like around my age too like I need I need just step it up little well he's also in La which I feel like affords you a little bit more of an opportunity or a little bit bigger kick in the face I it could go either way it can go either way right yeah but most mostly the other way of uh not not make it but Eddie's Eddie's one of the fortunate individuals that um he's talented enough where where like he can hold his own anywhere yeah he was he was pretty spectacular he killed at the tent the tent almost killed all of us I was with um some uh older people sorry we're all sweating and dying over there it was a really hot day underneath the tent and it was still early enough where the Sun was shining and I know a lot of you guys are not used to doing comedy in the daytime in the daylight oh I I personally prefer it uh during during daylight when I'm interrupting Prime Beach time yeah perfect and uh half way through my set people are still looking for the seats and they're still looking at the TS I don't understand he he turned into an usher halfway like I'm about say like do you guys need help to be fair I was given tickets thank you so much Gail Fitzpatrick from the friends of the Plymouth pound if you're looking to adopt a dog go see Gail she's got a bunch of them Cole is waiting for an adoption right now so Gail says hey I've got these tickets you want to come and I said absolutely I want to go my friend's opening the show it's going to be a great time time Usher she goes here's your tickets go find your seat we're going to take a little bit longer of a time I'm like that's fine my Usher seats us down right down the middle Center I'm like wow these are great seats then all of a sudden I'm like where are my friends and I look way over on the right hand side and there's Gail and everybody else and she's like you're supposed to be over here and I'm like I the Usher sat me yeah I follow the directions I give the ticket they tell you where to sit I sat apparently she put us in the wrong space then we were downgraded over to the corner it was fine we ended up having a good time because there's no bad seat at the melody tent no matter where you are I was surprised more people didn't get the seats in the way way back because even if you're sitting in the way way back you're still seeing everything doesn't matter they're great seats so I I was questioning if that Usher was the same one that sat the other people that were lost and couldn't find where aj had to intervene in the middle of a set to try and help people find seats I was like they had our say sure I know what's happening over there like I think it was her first day they're still arguing like they're looking at the printed thing and it's just like section D just give it to the lady give it to the other lady there there's several of them they're all there for you get it in there but it was definitely a nant Tucket reion yeah and they're like I don't get it I was said listen the melody T spray painted the letters right there even still I was just like I I sat where I was given my spot good morning Slater good morning Pam I'm I'm just saying Gail good morning Jackie thanks for joining us on the show we've got Josh Adams AJ hey Penny in here a couple of comedians AJ opened up he did a really good job thank you he did keeping the flow going hosting it and uh I was just really happy to see you up there on that stage I was happy to be there I I obviously wanted to do more time but like I had didn't keep the flow of the show going yeah right didn't didn't it doesn't matter if half half of your set is like no you sit there yeah you you you sit there you try to stick your time as easily as possible even though I I ran my time by at least two minutes as far as I know as I spend more time with you people you comedians I am starting to notice how you play off of each other and I find it really really cool how you morph your set a little bit when somebody gets a laugh and you're like all right that's that's the stuff they like we'll go there that that's that's what happened yesterday uh um I was sitting with uh with our friend uh Nester matute funny comedian from Plymouth and the second he started helping the first couple people in the front row in that uh the woman like tried to get up on the stage yeah I was like he's going back to this three or four times like anytime AJ does something silly off the cuff and it works really well he'll go back to that well like three or four times I'll be I'll beat it into the into the freaking ground but I L that Eddie grabbed a little of it Brian grabbed a little of it so it ended up like kind of just being a constant flow through the show and it just made me laugh I see I see it as an honor but somebody references a thing that I that I do afterwards yeah for sure it's got to be you're like haha I made him laugh first I well especially opening maybe talk a little bit about opening a show but I feel like that's so much pressure and stress to put on human cu no one's there to see you they're there to see the headliner yeah or maybe they are there to see you um but you've got to get your like small piece of attention I had a lot of family and friends go there but they weren't there for me facts yeah I was just like oh there's almost 200 of like people that I know yeah and that they like oh yeah now that you're at the melody T now I can actually see you live and said you could have seen me live the whole time right knockabout is next to your house you live in the old zachar you could have come you could have walked there if you needed to he just like d well text me when you have something closer like no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna perform on the old pole so Gail said those are Brian's friends who wanted to get up on stage good morning Betty Slater yeah Gavin degra is Thursday and oh it's going to be hunters for first concert very cute his son um what gav de what is was he sing again I don't W to be oh yeah he's got a bunch of other ones he's got that I don't feel like dancing or is that Jason morz I can't I'll have to take a look at the song and the musicology of all of that but that's the only one I can remember right off the top of my head hey man good for him lucky KOB K or was that Jason morz also probably I'm just gonna be quiet and uh sh Shane writes uh bro we used to ride ASA mag's bus together oh yeah that's that's right I probably still owe you money H but I spent it all on so oh wow you got a lot of excitement When you mention the Mills maybe that's your mbil hanging out yeah yeah my Mill Billy was hanging out I was counting to 11 and then I put it back in really proud of you really proud of you it was a big day dude uh and when I mentioned about we got a huge pop for that right we were all excited while like hon was in the audience we were there we're all knock about people yeah like by by Biden jok work worked better at the Rob Schneider show than it did the melody tent because it was like still fresh well it just he dropped out right so like even the people with the Trump hats like that were at the at the melody tent show last night like come on man but literally my husband looked over at me and he goes is that official I'm like yeah it just happened an hour ago like what are you doing yeah you didn't get 50 not like notif I did I don't know how he didn't but I mean having all the new stuff that I have the radio gal that I am true In fairness to him um right when Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed this was like three four years ago um it was like an hour before a comedy show that I was doing and then the booker brought me up he's like guys just so you know Ruth pader Ginsburg died um here's your next comment uh I didn't have a joke for that but I just wanted everybody to know just in case you didn't get the news and people are crying like and here's AJ I'm like what it's like cerebral news to work into your comedy to like get out there and make a joke about last uh last Saturday we did an open mic at uh House of hatchets yeah and we're on stage like while the assassination attempt went on oh I'm up there just like like Cliff can you shut off those cameras pleas Ian shut off the TVs we're busy I I I told CLI I told Cliff leave on the TV but he thought it was serious I'm like no no Cliff I I was messing with you I'm sorry he's a former police officer I mean I get it he's probably like here we go gonna leave all this by the way shout out to our friends over at House of hatchets go see Cliff cool little spot in hyenas if you're hey Cliff baby for ax throwing or something fun to do yeah and and even open open mics that we do once a month there yeah you guys definitely host that he's got a couple of other fun things that he works into that space this got a nice little space in there it's comfortable good morning Mari thanks for joining us and oh Chariot that's what he's saying I'm so bad with that stuff my brain is like on overload it's that portion of the Summer where it's so hot I can't focus on anything there's so many things happening uh Olympics are starting this week we also have the barnow county fair and I bopped over yesterday as I was getting really excited um about opening day we've got the demolition derby that is coming up lemon Ado is going to be hosting that we'll be there throwing out sunglasses and chachis and all kinds of other fun stuff while everybody smashes and crashes cars which is a really good time if you've never been I know right so uh we've got a quick little pop in from the barnow county fair hey everybody what's going on we are here outside of the gates of the barnow County Fairgrounds and we are just hours away from opening day 400 p.m. is when this area will be filled with people ready to see the barneville county fair and yes while we've got the rides and we've got the food and we've got the entertainment exhibits here are truly special at the barnow county fair whether it's agriculture culinary arts gardening crafts and photography you're going to find it all some of our Junior exhibitors as well and the livestock so we're going to show you an Insider view of what's going on here at the barer bille county fair before it all begins hi I'm hanging out with Oliver over here Farmers from the Northeast United States bring their prize livestock here to the barnville county fair to show off Inspire and educate join the entire lemonade o crew Wednesday July 24th at 7:00 in the main arena for the world's largest demolition derby and check back with us here at l8o for an insid review every day this week from the barnable County bear I apologize for my white face over there like glowing in the dark now um I have some notes perfect just what I need listen I had minutes to do all of this stuff in between show you were so white it was like I was watching a Die anward music video you we're g to fix it before we put it on the reels okay I think it's great I think it's great the way that it is it just just had just just had just have some di ant word play in the background cancel AJ not me he's allowed to say that what's up Jess we'll just get you a blonde haircut and your bangs are going to be up to here we'll get you a rat je Stephanie you're always glowing yeah I was definitely glowing oh my God too funny I can only do what I do you look like a one piece villain just like where's the pirate treasure oh my god well I was wearing a Rober and I got hazed by my husband for it because he hates the Romper and I the minute he told me that though I went out and bought like of them I thought it was a good Romper until I saw how white it made you so so if anything that's why your husband doesn't like it because it just makes you a whiter person why she look so pasty you kind of look like a powder with a wig on yeah right we're doing our best over here that reminds me for my nephew's arts and craft I need to get him that little paste thing oh well glad glad to help you out Little Fudge Podge what was it Modge Podge Modge Podge Jackie you were sweating your rear end off over at the mash B farmers market yesterday she was in a mermaid tail and she was just like flopping on the ground the whole time and I walked over and her sister was like can you tell her she could take a restroom break I'm like I don't know if I need she's grown she's a grown woman I need to tell her to take off the tail and use the restroom Jackie you were dedicated I appreciated you made a 360 photo booth yesterday I've got to send you the photo of hon are you whitting the whole time I did not get in that thing I was busy with kids entertainment we had Cara from jamming with you and she was spectacular all the kids came to her it was like the pi Piper of children if you were under five you were moving your rear end to wherever she was I don't know she's just got this magic ability with a guitar to make kids jump dance and sing wasn't the pi Piper the pi Piper of children no that was rats right was it was it rats no no first it was rats but then uh when the town didn't pay the extermination fees well like he's like that's fine I'm gonna groom your children listen and they're gonna and they're gonna come with me now do not ruin my fairy tales too I think dude fairy tales were bad beforehand but then they were water down to like make them less rapy and all of them were bad all of them were bad especially the P Piper Ju Just Like that's fine I'm G to take your children mess with their heads I'm gonna raise them to hate you I know that's what you do for love Jackie I appreciate it very much but you've been spending a lot of time in that mermaid tail shout out to Jackie y Jackie what's better um Jackie just reminded me since she was dressed up like a mermaid of Jojo AWA who apparently um and I smoke cigarettes now what what is the deal with her lately D she's going through a Miley Cyrus phase it's just like when Miley Cyrus wanted uh more more attention this was like every 10 years it's like a more noticeable person or or like every five years okay so five years ago was Lil nasx and then five years before that uh Miley Cyrus it's like you had so much attention as a child and now you're not capturing the same amount as a grownup like I want every know I'm a grownup now yeah like I'm having she's having triplets with three different surgat well that's not triplets that's just you're having three kids yeah yeah like according to Marjorie Taylor green yes uh you are those aren't your real children you're not a real woman if you can't have babies I'm just say that's not triplets though you can't say I'm having triplets with three different cigarettes or is she having triplets with three different circuits so she's having nine babies out of I don't know of all the messed up things that Josh and I have said on this that's the most messed up thing and uh that's the thing you're going to get canel the most for is this cancellation Monday Freddy Eddie and Tedy the libes have named it thank you very much the LI D she's gonna have a gender appeal ve party in the Libby so it's just like aren't you gonna let the child decide even though it's not even born yet just oh God this is what I needed this morning so kamla Harris was on uh the cape this weekend she did 60 million has raised already $60 million my friend I thought it was 25 no I think it's like $60 million at this point maybe 25 on the cape oh okay 60 million total at this point but I love the fact that rtb was like why is there secret service in my front yard he sends me the photos from the incline elevator in Province Town I was like yep that's where they're gonna get people incline elevator yeah yeah like uh kamla Harris is not nearly old enough to run for president um I think she should drop out now like wait till she's 80 but who's gonna run like this is this is I have no idea what's gonna happen John Stewart baby but he'll be scribbling on all the documents and just like these are de classified now I said so but but I think uh I think John Stewart is too young to run for president at 61 years old everyone needs we need a younger president I we were just having this conversation older the better the more more the more experien negative why hasn't Dick Van Dyk running for president right now he just like oh it's my butt no our founding fathers were all like 17 18 19 like making life changing but they looked old cu cuz he wore powdered wigs exactly they looked like me in my Baro County Fair videos yeah but the the life expectancy was like 34 years old I do understand that but they had great ideas they were young people making changes in the world which I really feel like we need to look to the youth to say what are we doing here you guys it's your turn yes that's right let's look to Jen Z to figure out all our problems make everything free skib toilet and whatnot this where we're going go to the bathroom wherever you want Sigma facts there's just one guy with a broccoli haircut just facts not that Generation The Generation older the one before like after them not those ones yeah I think Gen X uh should should should not Millennials like myself or or jeny J Gen X I think is a good in I think they got it Gen X was the was the greatest Generation in my opinion right now yeah right now because they're because they're just staying out of most of the BS and they then they're just observing and that is smart they're just like let let the let the Boomers and their M let the Boomers and the kale Shake generation just fight it amongst each other well that's that's what's happening right they're all turning into I don't even tapioca at this point I don't know what's happening with them but they both eat tapioca but for different reasons second tapioca reference I've had in two weeks I need to check myself good morning yes thank you for joining us and uh I appreciate that very much oh yeah I need to show you this picture of Rob Sher because uh when I took a picture with him backstage he had these fancy pinstriped suit but in the Pinstripes it said you can do it his his one light like that's what you're known for that's your that's your hook it's one of them he had so he had so many so many movies I can't think of any other Rod Schneider catchphrases though that was the one it was probably the biggest one it's probably the biggest one but definitely not his biggest movie how is he in regular life great yeah he he's he's he's absolutely a freaking sweetheart um is he very animated uh back Backstage on stage yes uh backstage he's uh he's pretty darn chill um I brought back a couple comedian friends of mine like uh like like like uh like like like Josh and um Ariana and then um he talked to us for like for like an hour yeah for like an hour oh that's awesome about just comedy things are the things things that we can do um C certain certain steps to take that's nice uh stuff stuff to watch out for and then like uh there's like other comedian friends he's like oh well here's what you do and then like and then um uh my sister it was uh her birthday and then so my sister and her fiance also got to I brought the backstage to also meet uh Rob Rob Schneider as well very cool yeah do those moments make you a little bit more nervous than other ones when you're opening for for a bigger headliner oh sure because it's uh well I better not I better not screw up in front of big St is this the way they're going to Remember Me this is my moment he's got a lot going on that like if I bombed I feel that like he would just forget and then like uh if I do well like he'll remember for a little while longer yeah just a little bit but but Rob Rob Schneider s super super cool super cool and down to earth guy backstage what do paperback comedy got coming up for the rest of the summer oh let's let's see so um uh to tonight I'm at um where am I Josh you're at Skippy yeah I'm at I'm at I'm at Skippy's Pier One tonight um and then tomorrow night uh knockout Mike krobus comedian Mike krobus is coming down um so I am so confident that you are not GNA buy tickets what that I am going to uh I'm GNA put a promo code after this airing I'm gonna put a promo code uh Stephanie and it will take 75% off your ticket what because I'm that confident nobody's listening nobody that's going is listen listening right now oh well then you show them wrong yeah I want I want to be proven wrong right now but after this I'm going to enter a promo code Stephanie it's gonna take 75% off your total order see a comedy show so convinced if if if we sell 25 tickets today with that promo code AJ's gonna perform in the mermaid tail I would love that Jackie get it ready dust her off actually I think that might be a good look for you oh it's merman it's merman dad would just put you on a chair on the stage with your mermaid tail and you stay there while the other comedians get up and they have to just deal with you with your tail I'm just flapping he's like Splash in the background I'm darl Hannah if you tell me otherwise I will cancel you excuse me I like merman AJ I think we could dig this out good morning Thomas thank for joining us on the show this morning we got Josh Adams AJ hay penny both of uh paperback comedy and just comedy in general uh big weekends for you I think uh July is a lot better than your June oh my God oh my God yeah shout out to Brian GOI for making my July fantastic I mean all July we've we've had an awesome month I mean uh the last show we had at uh red nun was with uh Sheba Mason Jack Mason's daughter which was amazing oh she did great it was really cool for me cuz when I was growing up as a kid my dad had like three tapes in his car he had these like golden oldies like mixtapes he had the soundtrack to Good Morning America with Robin Williams and he had one standup comedy tape which was the world according to me by Jackie Mason so that was the first standup I was ever oh wow you know exposed to that is also why my ACT is Super Jew but it was cool that was one thing like my dad was like oh no get get the hell out of here so did you yeah feel like you knew her yeah a little bit that's got to be awkward you're like I grew up L to tapes of your dad that's nice just doing my set at least it's not Dr Ruth just like I grew up listen yeah that's weird God I I ended up doing a very Jackie Mason s are you understanding these too funny uh Jameson says we've got the roast playing on Channel 26 on Late Night Time SLO so there you go all right excellent thank you Jamie for hearing that because he said yeah it's after 10 and you guys uh made fun of him for being Jewish a lot oh yeah and like I don't remember one joke that we said that that that was overly offensive Lloyd Legacy sharp did Holocaust J this the nicest guy in the entire world he took two weeks to just try to write yeah the anything mean he could think of he ended up doing it was like a toast battle it was it was very yeah it very nice I I I cut out where Lloyd was just being super nice to me like no I just want you to rip on me but but he did he did try to throw a holocaust joke in there okay should I have the promo code be Stephanie and all lowercase or all caps what do you oh either way let's see will they not get it if they choose the other all right so I'm gonna do all caps can your audience figure out caps I think they can okay this is on you guys we don't need to yell at everybody even though I feel like I'm always yelling at people but yeah wake up it's a Monday all caps wake up make up you wanted to sorry she wanted to right all right let's see Stephanie uh 75% off that say I'm look at that go see a great comedy show we've got a ton of things happening this week events on cape.com I gotta start throwing promo code is live some so confident you are not gonna buy tickets I am willing to bet my that this is his new plan this is gimmick today we're doing it dude 75% off have I ever done a deal like this before Josh I don't think ever never never never so remember 25 tickets and and he'll perform in a in a mermaid tail I love it as opposed to how he usually performs with a whale tail F first of all it's merman uh get my pronouns right or you are freaking done my friend sh shout out to our friends over at thumbtastic for allowing him to wear the mermaid tail if this comes to fruition yes yes yes thank you if they don't have one uh my my stepdaughter has OHF the same tail is it smaller knock knock about krobus tomorrow Tuesday tomorrow 8:00 pm and like enter the pro tiets are typically 20 bucks online but if you enter Stephanie I will give you 75% off I'm that confident none of you are gonna buy tickets I love it that that that's that's listening that I'm willing to% taunting at this point we we got to start paying attention to this [ __ ] like a like a ton like just actually watch the numbers go we're going to stay on until we get 25 tickets guys just make us go away just buy the tickets so he stopped saying it we we we are we are we are holding you hostage it says uh where are you groping um eventbrite.com wait did I read that right Cindy's comment yes okay where are you yapping knockabout yeah knockabout tomorrow 800 PM Mike mikrobus the hilarious Mike kobis and Tik Tock famous Ivana bonetti will also be on oh she is hilarious yeah talk about Tik Tock famous how is she Tik Tock famous oh she's as famous as the are she talking about the barber rhubarb Tik Tok is that what it's called I don't know right oh look at this Cindy's throwing some taunt she's like I'll be there ho buy them now I will I'll I'm gonna end this promo code today oh I love it what's up Erica hi Karen thanks for joining us on the show this morning I just saw that Bruce Springstein is a billionaire a billionaire I can see it well we sold all of his categories his catalog song dud good good for good for him man that's exactly what uh oats from Hall and Oats tried to do he tried to sell his category that Hall suit they are never getting back together it is so Tous are never ever ever ever uh what her boyfriend just has now a serial or something like that with his brother the kelat have a cereal did you see this good for them what is it called CTE that was that was a low blow what a high blow rather oh my God new cereal thought up by Travis and Jason Kelsey is hitting grocery stores in the fall they've teamed up with General Mills to launch Kelsey mix cereal it's a blend of the brothers top three so it's not even a new cereal it's just a mix of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Lucky Charms and Reese's Puffs I can make cereal now wait so so peanut butter marshmallows and was the first okay so cinnamon marshmallows and peanut butter dude you just you just mixed uh oh Oreos and Lucky Charms congratulations yeah not even I get high enough for that mix that's pretty high that's pretty that's very high there'll also be Kelsey's pick collectible boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios Cinnamon Toast Crunch Lucky Charms Reese's Puffs with the brother's faces on the box just in case you want a Kelsey face with your breakfast who had marketing thought that this would was GNA be is it going to be a hit um listen know she he's essentially married to Taylor Swift so anything that's connecting to it is good marketing yeah I mean I think it's stupid but also she if also well if she wasn't still dating umh Taylor Swift I don't think it would do nearly as well and his brother's retiring right or retired Oh I thought you were G use a different r word and I was just like whoa Stephanie my goodness not that many head injuries no there was enough of that going on at your comedy show last night at the melody tent yeah it like I don't know where to go and you're just like my ticket says D the floor says it's D what do I do it was B it was the BD confusion there was a problem there uh like I I literally thought like because when I looked at the ticket website that like U the the rose behind me were all sold out but like no those were the ones that were closed out I shutting those off yeah and I was just stupid and I had no idea I'm like oh we're doing pretty well but I better still promote I gotta give a shout out to the team of concessions over at the melody tent you guys handle your business you're really good efficient fast and they all know everyone at uh concessions knows me because of you and they're like oh yeah we we we see you give Stephanie crap all the time oh perfect I love it yeah t John my daughter was working yesterday yeah your daughter y yelled out hey AJ this is the first time I didn't see you in my basement and like surrounded by everybody and just like listen quiet down don't let him know my secret I love the secrets of the studio sh sh can't give it all away you've only know if you've been here we've got a Full Slate of shows all week long we are very busy this week but she did make me laugh because my husband went to her line to you know say hi whatever and we order our four things or whatever and he's like where's my water and she's like you didn't buy one there's 40 people in line and my husband's like arguing with her I'm like just get out get out of the way 40 bucks it was 40 bucks and then he was like it was you it was your prco that was expensive I was like sorry I didn't hear you order water I had to concur with my daughter that he didn't in fact order the stupid water it was a big to-do you had to go to the tape right we went to the tape he was wrong he didn't order it and he badgered her in front of other people I made him get out of line get out of the way well good because um it it get it gets him early that's it and she did her due diligence she did her job she did her job well I commend to the girl she had a good night D they should just give her a taser like Dad get out of the way next I'm sure she could have used that for some of the other shows she's had to deal with more people would be talking less crap if everyone had a taser not a gun but a taser she's actually getting quite funny and she's been dropping a lot of white claw mom jokes that I think are really good I was like Lily that might be an act yeah so I enjoy it and then um let's let's see says Emil says on my way to buy 25 ticket buy them now there you go buy them now and she threw some mermaids in there as well it it does it doesn't count unless it's bought like now yeah don't just drop it in your cart like me every time I'm sat and I shop on Amazon with my husband's account because I don't have one she's like I can't stand to fly I'm just waiting for the one day he just buys the stuff that I randomly put in the cart I'm like one of those when you go shopping with your kids and you know how they throw things in and you're putting them on the Belt like taking them off because they were trying to sneak something in every once in a while they get it by you Cindy you get it off of Eventbrite and um it's a knockabout comedy night with mik trovas we'll drop it in the chat afterwards just so you can find it yeah we'll drop we'll drop in the old shatty and uh you're you're G you're gonna love it super fancy dude uh I think uh Bruce Springsteen just got famous because Michael Scott kept getting all his songs wrong just like oh yeah Bruce Springstein he did we didn't start the fire right he was nothing before the office Joel how Billy Joel how nice of it for Michael Scott to give him a shout out on his TV show and bring an upstart like Bruce Springstein around you know that show still gives my son watches it and thinks it's hysterical 15 years old never worked in an office should not get any of these jokes but absolutely does our favorite moment was I forget what t-shirt my husband was wearing from the office but we were hiking in in the cat skills somewhere and they have a ton of Amish up there for some reason and some of like there was one a bunch of Amish that were like pointing at my husband's shirt and he's like how how do they get that reference they they shouldn't be watching TV they don't have TVs I'm like they're Amish they have that run Springer right they have that one moment in time they get out of that's good AJ you should take that on door that's kind of a set anyway is that guy okay should we get him some medical attention no he does that everybody go no they they have a very they have very good health care in Germany you but they all wave in a 45 degree angle it's awkward nothing huh Josh you're just going to let that happen to you right there I I was just waiting for like the banner to come out like this is sponsored by Bayer we were talking about sponsors and Josh say it better not be bear like no I want it to be that's how you know you've made it when you're sponsored by bear yeah yeah yeah people have to take aspirin to watch you EXA exactly dude dude like uh far dude pharmacies control the media and I want some of that money I do I like d I don't care if if everything's owned by the Sackler family I want that Sackler money what is the deal with that right now they're restarting that whole process over again they're they're they're they're restarting it and they're putting the head of the board Matthew brck is that what you get when you're billionaires you just get we're going to restart this whole process to lengthen the amount of time I don't think people are going to forget how horrible the Sackler is actually are so yeah but yeah but but they but then they'll remember how good oxy is and then they'll they'll forget they'll forget all about it and it's really good it's really good I never know what I'm going to get when I get these two especially on a Monday morning you just never know and I apologize if we're offend offending you today but my comedy my old dentist um after a cavity prescri prescribe me oxycotton I believe that not needed at all right that's my daughter had surgery and they gave it to her and I'm so glad that I was like after the first day of her like melting into the couch looking like a dare commercial I like we're not do you don't need that take Adil you're good I threw it away I'm like no way it was one day and my ex-husband was like mad at me about it he's like give her what's prescribed and I was like absolutely not you didn't see the vegetable that was on her couch she's 11 she doesn't need that I only trust doctors even if they're not mine if they're in a car give me drugs they're a doctor to me good God good morning Shantel yes Cindy I also love the office it's one of the TV shows that I can continually watch no matter what it is on no matter what episode where it started how it ended I will continue to watch it because it's funny Still Still Still My faar is H I don't see it I think I think the them both can do better which one was that one when um when when Dwight found out that Pam and uh Jim were dating he like I don't see it I bet they both could do better Dwight just is awesome and very rain Wilson is actually just a regular normal human being but he really just took that role Clin and sinker and then for the for the most part like you didn't need Robert California the whole time you should have just made Dwight the boss for like the last two seasons because the last four episodes showed us how good it would have been if Dwight was the boss like uh the whole time after Michael yeah Robert California was garbage I agree the seasons need to be stricken for the records it it took it took at least three seasons of the show red for us to forgive forgive him The Blacklist yeah it was all right Black List was it started off good I was a I'm a little biased because um Paul Rubin was on the show too and Paul rubben is great on everything rest of soul I I still like uh when Dwight did the whole fire test it's the best oh that whole scene is so there's a fire what's the procedure he's he's burning the handle the door handles so good I mean obviously a lot of that stuff you can't recreate although they say they're they're making something similar all right that's a challenge Rec step said you can't Rec recreate that if you're in an office right now I don't think that you can do like it was so inappropriate but like it just straddled that line I feel like we're a little bit soft to be able to recreate that now and make it allowable I mean even we were having a conversation with the 10 people after we went to your comedy show last night about how people were weirdly there were s Quiet Moments in the comedy where things might be construed as offensive Oh you mean AJ's [ __ ] Biden no it wasn't it was another comedian that wasn't a joke that was a political statement it was another comedian making references to race or inappropriateness with some other stuff and it kind of got there were lulls yeah in the moments yeah we're calling you out where are we gonna go with that and uh my daughter said that somebody actually came up and was like I can't I was so offended and I was like did they say it like that I can't I was so offended and I was we were all sitting there going how do you go to a comedy show waiting to be offended you should just know that nothing everything's off the table you just go with an open mind and you just allow things to happen I never left a comedy show like wow I was really offended have you ever left to watched your comedy special even where you're like wow I was so offended no I didn't laugh like there's two things I laughed or I didn't or it was okay I can't think of anything that was super offensive yesterday no but I've never I'm we're not those people that sit and wait to be offended so I don't know D I I I sit to get mad at stuff if I'm happy I hate it what just like oh this is going to be it that was it this is going to be the thing that makes me mad I'm going to complain to a 17-year-old girl about the show that adults are isn't that bizarre I I think it's just like really really weird and I mean everybody has their opinion I get it I'm offended that AJ isn't wearing an orange bandan because that is the greatest color ever invented by the baby Jesus M uh F first of all I I appeal to adult Jesus 31-year-old Jesus before he was crucified teeny tiny baby Jesus yeah because that was the best Jesus the one that like didn't give a damn because he knew that he was gonna be crucified so he's like yeah I'm just gonna party I have no idea how he got here Josh doesn't believe in any of that so let's see uh I I I deny it because people blame me for it dude cause uh Josh and I have been on the road just just talking to the whole and he's saying well when the Messiah comes it's going to be completely obvious I'm like yes it is obvious who the Messiah is d n Al D Tru MP what it's G he didn't wait what 11 seconds before he was out there after like not even like it was like as Joe was like high just oh I know it's coming like did not wait Joe Biden he's on drugs check the p did not wait yeah I don't even think he'd said had said anything in the point before Donald had already had that ready to go in the can well how how are you doing Joe Buton oh um we uh wrong uh he's lying even when he says hi don't believe him I don't know what's gonna happen this week but uh I'm I'm definitely sitting here with my popcorn waiting to to find out where we're gonna go this week with all of that and I posted the link to the um uh thing perfect the show yeah that applies the Stephanie she Comedy Show tickets everybody I'm that confident that like this is not even gonna sell one ticket if you're looking for a Tuesday laugh definitely scoop those up for AJ um we are going to be at the barn County Fair on Wednesday don't forget world's largest demolition derby lemon Ado will be there smashing and crashing and having some family Good Times also yeah they're they they hired me and like hey are you giving me a car and they're like no just run out there literally you were like the clown like like the rodeo bull just send him out there like this isn't even this isn't even Disney theme but you're making me dress up like goofy that's it jump over there jump over the cars AJ stand on top of them it'll be good nothing bad will happen to you three two one go hej in the middle can can I enter now and Josh is D drivve driving his truck like he's just like why'd you run over Agia like I think he was wearing Palestinian colors that's why I'm after him um you let everybody know where where you are before we leave because I don't know if this is gonna get any better today oh yeah no um yeah Josh is gonna die um so so uh C Cindy the code is already applied on it uh which is Stephanie so you don't you could just copy that link and you're good perfect yeah good morning Dave hagner how are you I heard there was a little uh carire in front of the Stop and Shop in Dennis last night I I wish that uh metti uh St Stadium uh piano uh Oregan player was there to do we didn't start the fire Ryan started the fire exactly you got to tie it all back in perfect though he didn't hide it Dwight find it right in the front of Stop and Shop somebody got a good photo another person got a video there is no place on Earth that you are going in current life where someone's not filming you I just want people to realize this and thank goodness thank good goodness cuz I wouldn't believe that there was a car fire there but then if you told me that like somebody was lighting their Craig pipe then like yeah I believe it lots of traffic yesterday as well people were complaining I had text messages like I was is the one causing the traffic problems I was like I don't know what to tell you yeah this traffic well maybe don't be part of the traffic right wait just wait I went off cape on Saturday like a crazy person I waited it out I'm like I live here now until the traffic is gone then I will come home when it's over this is my life we we drive where we gotta go at one o'clock in the morning right you know how to sometimes a mistake sometimes sometimes a tire pops and then you open the trunk and realize that year of BMW did not have a spare tire at all when did that happen this happened was it uh not last January but the January before January we were driving up to Vermont and this happened at two o'clock in the morning we popped a tire had to sleep at a a rest stop and get to a a tire place in the morning it was I didn't we don't have enough time to get through this whole story so you showed up to your show very well rest did I see oh we were it was the most tired we ever we didn't sleep for almost 48 hours that's so awful somehow the delirium worked for us it honestly makes the best shows we were we were tired and so pissed off at this other person who was in the car with us at the time who's dead to us now um perfect uh dead to me it it it really worked like we we had we had a great great we were up in like shellburn right right by the the Canadian border we had a we had an awesome show but the 48 Hours leading up to it where well now you have a story yeah yeah and um it was probably the best sets we've ever done see it it was it was uh it was me NE Nester and Josh and we filled 90 minutes by ourselves I'm not surprised killing because you didn't sleep you've got no inhibition you've got nothing holding you back you don't care you're just like this is the way it is and honestly that is refreshing and people like that because you're just raw unfiltered you which that's scary I think that is a bit terrifying I I mean uh at least for the town officials but for the crowds uh they they loved it I didn't realize like the people that I was making fun of the front row was the town judge the mayor and and and and the chief of police I didn't realize I was making fun of them like the whole got all in there and I'm just like oh well thank goodness our tell room is uh not in this town you're right Jackie said it was the new Lanes of the borne Bridge torons yeah I had to deal with a little of that the other day and yeah they have no one has any idea how to follow the lines that are painted on the road I don't know why they even bother that happened twice when Josh drove me over here like dude there's people driving like it was the villain from Roadhouse like why do people hate me because they can't follow it they're like their brain is broken they look at the lines and they're like what it's re painted there's directions on the ground like you can't follow the directions that are on the ground so the traffic wasn't kamala's fault no I mean I like to blame well now now that Joe Biden's gone I'm gonna need someone to blame all my stuff on I know so I think that there are like six candidates for you to decide who you want to blame the most so get in there yeah and um oh yeah Rising gas prices in Europe Joe Biden's fault right or blame chill yeah yeah she invited both both teams even though only one of them won Jill the worst thing you've ever done it's all foolish I I feel like we would just run run a up better just on our own Jill you could have just State come on Jill you could have just said there was violence on both sides and then only invited one team member over over but hey if you want to laugh and have a really good time we've got a nice little code over there for you to get some seriously cheap tickets I don't know how long AJ's going to leave it up there but definitely click that link so you can grab yourself some tickets if you're looking for some trivia nights we've got those for you music Bingo this week as well and the demolition derby all of our events or events on cape.com you can go there and keep up to date with where we are for our shows what else is going on that you want to say before we leave uh let's see uh we also got red none where do people find all of your shows do you have one space where it all lives um yeah yeah our our Instagram our Facebook page uh p uh facebook.com paperback comedy is where where we have all of our shows and then um Wednesday we have Andrew Donnelly at the red nun and then um and then Josh is doing a private event with him the next the next day on a boat oh yeah boat boats and hes boats and hes perfect boats and H and then I'm going the Pinta sorry and then they're they're sending me to gun quit so I don't I unfortunately don't uh oh that's fun yeah and I'm GNA have fun but I want to doing Dueling Pianos yep if you've ever been to a gun quit you know they're Dueling Pianos is very very fun such a good time uh I hope you're having a good time this week Monday show Hank and I will be back at it tomorrow so join us then hanky all yeah we're gonna have a good time then we'll see you byebye bye uh grab your tickets everybody you're not going to no I'm gonna leave it up there anyway we're never gonna have it but you're not coming I'll see you at dos tonight 6 to eight for trivia we are