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saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really sto CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual a proud of it hello my friend hello that's my favorite intro in all radio there's a thing I don't know do you want to come back on the show you better be nice to me it's a freaking Monday I will send H in your way he's like oh Stephanie's about to be we're send it home make it right that's right that's right boy all right I'm gonna put a uh a promo code on there that oh he's already out there promoting oh yeah I'm I'm always promoting I a pral [ __ ] and then uh if you click on that link that I just that I just posted it's a ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous uh uh deal that deal that we just put up Ford on Wednesday so what's going on at Off the Grid oh we got our final summer comedy show there and uh seriously yeah yeah it's our it's our final one and then we'll we won't be back there till next year because it's outside yeah yeah so so so PE people want one last Harrah uh right right now there's already like uh as of right now 25 tickets sold which is fine but I'm not satisfied there I want 50 I will do that by any means necessary I am a prostitute so in the comments I click a link with which has an absurd deal which is going to expire at 8:45 so literally it's going to expire 40 minutes from now okay he's not messing around today yeah and you can still click on the link but you won't get as good a deal it's it's still 20 bucks which 20 bucks is a great deal but this this deal is absurd it's a 75% off awesome dude $5 ticket get it done people like get get it get it done while you're watching yes hi Cindy good morning to you we've got AJ said good morning beautiful people hi hi hi Cindy hope to see you Wednesday and you're beautiful too a oh and she she commented on YouTube so so that that's that's nice that you could see that from there yeah Christina agilera over here you're beautiful too D but where's your nose ring Cindy well I don't know what's no Cindy's good she no piercings no nothing she's good she's a business lady oh business lady she's out there hustling I love it I appreciate the hustle I'm a I'm a business man looking like a Puerto Rican Johnny Depp and I'm I'm here and uh yeah the camera angle that you have on it's Wy yeah it's it's don't it's Monday s Cindy I put on the uh Link at the beginning of of the of the thing if if you don't if you don't see it let me know oh wait she's on Facebook um oh no wait she's messaging on YouTube so I think on on there it just doesn't uh I'll get it to her yeah yeah if you want if you want to get it get it to her I'll I'll like I'll I'll extend the link to nine because what a guy yeah I I like to think of myself as uh the Persian in 300 just like I give you this for I am kind I am been sucked into like rewatching Game of Thrones and I leave it on when sleep so I wake up at different seasons and different points it's kind of been like a roulette of Game of Thrones yeah yeah she wakes up and like I should call my brother it's so weird but my husband's been like down for the ride so we'll wake up at various points in the night just like start watching it again yeah Game of Thrones is a show that I try not to try not to watch when my dad because whenever there was a sexy and he'd look at me like it was my fault like yeah that's right oh I told sha Bean to throw it in my no I get woken up with hey they're boobs on TV hey look look what's happening it just stares at me awkwardly so wrote Jared is gone we will we will yes good fantastic go and take the show what's up Tommy Boy Thanks for joining uh us I've got AJ our in-house commedian today and uh what's going to be happening at off the grid for your final summer show who's there oh we we got Fant we got the I I think you've seen him before the the prince of mystery skip Daniels oh yeah magician comic He he'll be on I got three three Headliners on that night and we also got Alan Moro who does um uh the don't tell don't tell comedy shows which everybody's been seeing on YouTube so he will also be there and uh lastly closing out uh the show will be um a former SNL writer Sharon zimon oh excellent and she also did a comedy Central's roast to Patrice O'Neal so so you know that she's funny we we've been sneaking her on shows on Cape that that uh We snuck her on to uh knockabout on Thursday rocked the freaking house amazing uh snuck her on to Red on rock the house so like all those practice sets uh just just just just for Wednesday at off the grit well I'm looking forward to that we definitely need a good comedy show in town and I can't believe you just said final summer show like so nonch yeah it's it's it's a final one of the summer which is technically the final one of the year but I think final one of the summer just makes it sound fancier uh or or at least like oh we better we better get our bucket list stuff done not on this day and just see them because August is the worst freaking month for comedy it's absolutely the worst I'm surprised the shows like uh this month have been doing so well um probably people need a last minute laugh before they have to get back to their regular life dud not knock knockabout on Thursday the house was packed and I S we surprised ourselves realistically because August like no the kid the kids are going back to school you have no kids yeah they like oh but but I have but I have nieces you don't see them you're a bad uncle so Ju Just just come come to the shows come have a good laugh uh Greg will be there everybody loves Greg yeah kiss Greg on the cheek Greg just got a new kitty and it's the most adorable kitty I've ever seen it's a it was a little fluffy Siamese cat that keep telling him to bring but he's he's like no the cat's still young I'm like bring the cat Greg you're nothing without your cat I love it when people get new pets and we get the L just happiness of having little new pets Grace our presence when they come out to socialize them on Sundays at the farmers market just cuz we got a nice big at knockout so uh it's awesome we get to see all kinds of little puppies there was like a little baby white Walkin looking thing with bright look well it had blue blue blue eyes and it freaked me out it jumped up on the table and I was like listen I'm in a weekend of G that your dog CU your dog has like the one blue eye no that's a Milky eye that's totally different milky eye that's old age stuff right there yeah he could be turning into White Walker today is national middle child day so shout out to our middle children out there yeah you feel lost unseen shout out to my sister Rachel is she a typical mid kid uh yeah she is mid you hear that Rachel no Rachel Rachel Rachel might be the most successful one of all of us oh that's awesome so the middle child like R Rises up I love it she she's she's like Bane in in Batman just like The Fire Rises and just like that's that's that's that's Rachel she's she's doing the best out of out of all five of us so my sister definitely has mid kid situation my daughter McKenzie also has mid kid situation it's just no nobody notices me except when I wor concessions at uh at the melody T oh poor Lil she's been having quite a she had a double a double header of Beach Boys on Saturday oh God that's awful and and and and plus like just all right us as cape and us as America let's just let the Beach Boys die they no they've reignited themselves they've got the sons of the people they've got younger ones that they've SP the sons 80y old guys just the guy the 80-year-olds guys of their 50s they are [ __ ] tired I'm sorry for cussing but like they are they are tired just let him go we won't be using this one from Ash BTV um no we'll send it over it'll be the best intro you've ever had b b Le B Leep oh we love that comedian and AJ yeah so you keep your comedy pretty clean yeah yeah yeah for the most part except when they specifically ask for dirty just just just like just like over the weekend is that what that's a request oh yeah that's a request like one one guy John shout out to John booked me for his wife's uh me and Josh for his wife's 50th birthday okay uh because he looked through like uh the 25 reviews that he he had but he paid attention to the worst one I love that that that GM like said about us uh they said that that Josh was anti-semitic they were very manipulative they said that Nester was being too ethnic like dude yeah and then they they said that I was uh being homophobic which they had a point but they they the only like I'm gay I'm allowed to do that but but but they left all those parts out like uh ve very uh very CNN if you ask me I did not know comedians were getting y reviews you were allowing yourself to get stars and I don't allow myself to be yeled nobody allows themselves to be yeled where it was just like on Yelp no no uh it was a website that get booked through the bash but they loved hoton they Lov hoton really dude and like I think hoton was the most vulgar one he talked about drugging his wife he's like yeah we like that but but if you mention you're Jewish that's like I want to read reviews now I did not realize that that was out there you could just read comedian reviews other than just people being snarky and such on social yeah but who knew that the bad ones uh would be the ones that would that would us book the most they're like we want this guy right there and it worked for you yeah it worked for me it was just like Wolf of Wall Street when um they wrote the bad article about him just like listen Wolfie this is good and then so many people want to work for him so had an amazing weekend over the weekend with uh New Hampshire Main shows you Josh and some private some clubs uh one one was one was a camp show uh shout out to points big and Sh and um and Connor over that way um I've been doing that show for roughly three years yeah and then like uh this this is the first time that um uh that that that I brought up Josh because like he built up enough clean material so so it's like yeah yeah and then they but then they told me uh I could be PG-13 oh I said okay that that's sick because the past two years there PG has just been brutal yeah and then so you could say the f word once and then like uh uh Josh didn't use his F bomb neither did the other two Comics I waited I was everybody's did you cash theirs in for them no no I I I I feel that using uh like if you use it like two dozen times it definitely loses it J yeah if you do it like between like one and four I I think that's best to to get a pop I think it's more creative not to use it I mean to work hard around Absol freaking solutely but then you Comics that'll use like three in a sentence and just like it's you're the F bombs are bearing the joke and I I can't understand you at all I love this we're talking F bombs on a Monday spicing it into or as the word AJ used Z it into your comedy routine to get some laughs yeah and uh I don't think uh I I I like swearing but I don't think the swearing is ever enhanced a joke of mine uh I agree completely good morning Mari Diana uh Donna how are you on the vineyard nice for you to join us this morning we've got a little bit of Comedy to kick off your Monday I asked how are you feeling feeling today that's our question of the day how are you feeling how are you feeling Donna on a on a on a Monday well she runs a a business where she's out in other people's parties all of the time so I'm sure she's overworked and exhausted or maybe she's in selling selling drugs is uh very she do she does photo boo very very exhausting yeah yeah you take a photo and then like with the four piece like little pictures they're just like oh look a little bumpy if you want a book her it's magic mirror photo booths for your next fun yeah you need a miror to do all the you know all the credit card shopping I don't think you've ever had that confused in a corporate now have you come on I've worked many a corporates I've been doing this for 10 plus years which isn't bad for someone in their in their 30s I've seen some things I I know I know uh he feels a 100 now I'm a 100 compared to like other guys it's just like you're in your late 30s you're you're old I'm at the butt of my career I'm like really because you did like you did like three sa jokes in the first like minute and a half I don't think you're going far I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say you're right because there's some people I can see within a first year well you guys have got like kind of this weird fraternity of uh comedians who not only Raz each other but support each other just as much as you tease each other yeah yeah I'd say that I never and I'm pretty much sure that all of you guys are are friends or friendly or the ones that you don't like you rise even more and find yourselves working together at some point in some place no the the ones that we don't like um we don't R to their face as soon as we're in the car well you were talking about a situation over the weekend with some other fellow Comedians and I I asked you if the story was old and you're like oh no no that happened this week this this was Monday shout out to uh our good friend Jeff king um this this was this was after we did a show we decided to uh we we decided to go see him karaoke now um what I love about Cape con the summertime is that um a lot of a lot of people from Ireland uh Scot a lot of people from the from the UK um Ireland Scotland England uh they come on down uh they they work hard and then they play hard at night sure and I love that I love immigrants that are white and on there's too many of us the brown man exactly there's there's nobody that could be more racist to to brown people than other brown people no but but like I I love I love all the uh dude I love all the UK people that come on down I love all the Brazilians that come up on on up to work because they are so much fun it makes Cape Cod so so much fun and they are the friendliest the friendliest people ever yeah hard working just like oh sorry I spoke Portuguese I thought you were one of us like I thought you were one of me so I love this so shout out to Joshua uh from from the uh from the summer camps so that's uh driving people around like some of these like take like a huge bus yeah like U like one of those like uh e e350s or or 550s they pack them all in and they go to karaoke j1's get in we're going to karaoke let's do this I love that I I I I love the I love the good mix of people that they bring on down yeah for sure and then so like sometimes when we do karaoke for for uh uh like uh for for Jeff or whomever we SE us before and I'm like oh crap there's a there's a lot of people that signed up beforehand well I always feel like when the word let's go to karaoke gets uttered it's already poor choices like nothing good is going to come out of you so let's do this I'm down for bad choices I sent my girlfriend a a meme the other day it was a karaoke thing because we ended up sitting and rotting one time waiting for her song to come up and it never did like she was lost in the shuffle and it was like just her passed out on a bar still waiting for karaoke s at 2 a.m. like it's days sing at the bar it definitely hits that high point where you're like oh some and it just drops off and then you become sludge and you're no longer allowed to like even read so I don't know why you're letting that karaoke person get up there to hold the mic and then the people that take it way too seriously yeah like they're auditioning for American Idol and you're like oh there's industry here at seog brw HUB I brought my own on a Tuesday I brought my own CDs play that track pitch it up like those people dude there's industry here at Jack 28 thank you Cindy top tier that's it yeah yeah cuz uh that that's singing with an accent I'm like exactly perfect um Jack's uh Jack's 28 I brought um this was after Red none and you this is a lot you get all kinds in Jack 28 we it's been a while for me um shout out to Amanda Coleman um also another great karaoke host um up Dave yeah hey hey Dave um I brought a bunch of uh I brought a bunch of friends over to ja 28 to do some karaoke and then there was one guy that went up and he starts singing biggie small songs this guy was uh not black we know what the course your breath when that when the ninja words start coming up and you're like it was it was a it was a ninja word but with a hard R and like there's no hard RS in this song stop yes and then uh my my my friend D my friend Danny uh I've never seen that she's on she's on Instagram as a small hot black it's one of my favorite Instagram handles of all time I like my coffee it's perfect yeah like we love Danny Danny's such such a damn sweetheart and then uh so so like uh when the guy uh he said and if you don't know now you know and then the hard R and all of us were shocked like um just went what and then but that's got to be a silent pin drop moment but Danny uh Danny was the the only one that just and then how did how did was Amanda running karaoke at that moment in time like and then like the guy looked directly at me he's like I could say that because I'm Puerto Rican I said no that's not that's not how it work and then and then Amanda grabbed her microphone she said you can't say the N word thank you then like how do you shut it off like we we don't say that here next and then and then when the second chorus came around he said if you don't know no know he look like he wanted to say it so bad but just well this ruin my whole night and now I can't say the word I just like it's still a song it's it's like you don't have to say you could do it karaoke but you don't have to say the word I well I'm glad that ianda got out the microphone it was like you can't say that yeah you can't say the word say that like that dude took it seriously like this is my time to blow off some steam just caraoke say the word on stage you don't have to I can get away with that at Jack 28 no no you can't you can't but like I'm the a-hole that ruined his good time I didn't even say anything to him you could ask any I didn't say but he saw my look that's that's just like your look was the one that set the heart R off yeah it it was it it I had the same look like Will Smith denur alized me and Men In Black my God good morning Emily how is our little Savannah Happy First Birthday Savannah Happy First Birthday Savannah poor thing listening to this conversation the karaoke that went sideways this this this is a great conversation well I mean yeah you wake up Monday morning well how your Monday morning regrets everybody like try try to pull that one off I came so you had a friend that was like mad that he wasn't put on the list faster yeah um there's a whole list like beforehand there's and uh Jeff told us um I may or may not be able to get you on beforehand okay but then uh my buddy another comedy friend of mine uh came in 10 minutes later and slipped him a 10 was just like I don't know if that's I don't know if that's going to do anything but that's the but that's the end of the night and then uh okay we didn't get on and then so so we we we stayed and we had a few more drinks afterwards and then all of a sudden uh my buddy decides you know what it's kind of messed up that we didn't get on the list like dude it ended an hour ago they just dawned on him he wasn't going to get called it just dawned then and then he went up to he shook his head like by the way I think it was really [ __ ] up that you put me on the list I think that's GI [ __ ] you to me I just like I love you but I hate you like what the hell like what are you doing the delayed karaoke snub like the fact that you're standing up for him like I'm not standing up for anybody it's just when when here's here's a rule of thumb when a karaoke host says I may or may not be able to get you on you're not getting on it's not happening yeah but I gave you a tance way of saying okay unless these people left are drunk or are in the bathroom not paying attention you're not getting on so just accept the fact that you got there too late have your cocktail no I will not accept that this was a power move one hour later after karaoke is over to realize you're not singing you didn't need to sing anyway you're good I was gonna sing like a Prayer by Madonna oh just like he Smoker's voice Ricky says I've seen AJ sing there is so much room I used to love to get the get me up next because I'll rock this place I used to turn down 20s what I would take the 20s and then not put them on yeah what is wrong with you yeah yeah like uh see Rick was a good karaoke host uh his his co- Ken he can [ __ ] off but Rick you were great he's like diabetic ninja they get off well that guy sucked we know he sucked you don't have to say he sucked see Rick Rick is there just just like enjoying his time a warning label on this Monday everybody AJ left to himself it's leftover Monday you're getting what you're getting and that's it Tom um no it is not Friday yet unfortunately it's not we got a week to go it's gonna be a bit you can tell by the amazing intro that comes shut your hole dude I'm how often am I on this I think I'm on this like at least like twice a month right and like at least put Josh in the intro just looking like a sad e all right we could do that we could revamp that when I have studio time I have not had studio time this has been a very incredibly busy summer for us here at lemon Ado uh this week starts our King Richard's Fair giveaways who wants to get their Ren Fair on who wants to go to King dicks exactly just like I have betr the I love that fair I don't know what it is about it so that's why you're watching Game of Thrones maybe I don't know maybe preparing myself for King Richard's Fair month I just like I haven't seen enough boobies there's well one time I got to judge the king's cleavage competition oh uh it's just a bunch of women on trampolines and it was it was entertaining I I've I've seen a bunch of them like now I know what a mammogram would look like just just like lady you just put your your your breastesses on a plate and just stretched it out medieval those things by the way go get medieval like we found some medieval lumps it's still medieval they make the meat out of poor things oh my gosh they've got to get better we need some better treatment here because us ladies we've had it with the squish we're over it but go get checked up but don't worry don't worry when we vote like we're gonna take care of our ladies it that's it we're going to take care of it so we've got our tickets every single one of our trivia shows and music bingos this week uh will'll have tickets to give away for King Richard's Fair so that's kind of fun a little spice as we're heading into fall because you're already ending summer over here we are yeah we got a bunch of other fun things this week including barnable kids day we're at Cape Cod Winery definitely always check our schedule if you're looking for something to do and you're like what do I do with my day events on cape.com and our group on Facebook is grown start posting your um your shows there when you have stuff what what's onod events on Cape God we're almost at 7,000 people in our little group so oh 7,000 that's like the whole population of Cape right and it's just grown since we started it at the beginning of the summer so yeah whenever I put Cape Cod in it corrects me and does K Cod why did you did you auto correct it I'm I must I must have this is like a thing if Dad if you're watching I apologize I'm going to let your immigrant throw out right here because his first language is Portuguese so he fights auto correct to uh Brazilian no island is Zoran oh so okay thank God he came here legally I was just checking audience I was checking for you and she talked about your sponsor I'm gonna talk about my sponsor it's ice the last one the the the oldie County which is barso county that still has ice so we keep out the nesters out of Cape cot no immigration is not coming for you I apologize if you're watching yes they are no they're not fre especially if your my color or darker they're coming for you I have my ID on me at all times but he fights the auto correct if it's an e it's an i no matter what it is enjoy I NJ o y like he had to fight auto correct to make that the way that he spells things now now now it's now it's there so whenever I get it enjoy okay Dad I will thank you shout out to Stephanie's dad Mr Stephanie Mr in the morning Mr via Mr via to you oh my God that's poor man so now my girlfriend Eva is Iva thank you Iva have a great day is it eor no it's I go like everything is in if you're an e it's an i that's the way it is just like I just oh this man and R rtb says uh they're coming uh Wednesday night fantastic oh awesome I put a I put a special link on the thing on on on on the Facebook Chat click on that click on that and it expires in uh 20 22 minutes okay expires minutes what's up Ashley thank you for joining us on the show I will get back to you I know you had reached out to me so more Turtle Boy Antics so I like turtles not that kid no we do not like this Turtle I I I like that turtle boy what's wrong with the other Turtle so I will reach back out to you um I guess there's another person of whom he's ruined their life for no reason just cause oh uh is it an actual Turtle no he's like a you don't know who Turtle Boy Sports is no awful well he somehow got mixed up in the caring Reed situation and without getting political and dredging up somebody or painting a Target on my back I'm not going to talk smack about it until I wonder what he thought about a certain Argentinian boxer the weekend just like you want to prove you're a woman have a kid what's up Josh I guess she slept in today have you seen those comments no D they're they're they're crazy like if she wants to prove that she's a woman she should get pregant like now I don't know what theic I don't know if things are a bad Tik Tok or if that's actual real life anymore oh that's that's uh PE people actually comment that I really I honestly don't I saw that Tik Tok had an uptick in the Olympics do you think it's because of Snoop they said 1,800 definitely because of Snoop definitely because of snoop snoop was paid a half a million dollars a day to be there and it was worth every penny just to get all the people out because the sacrilegious thing that was clearly a knock on on on jebus clearly a KN not on dionis how dare you were they how dare you make fun of my Caucasian Jesus oh I don't even know what's happening here good morning AJ is here and AJ hey penny is one of our favorite in studio comedians Josh couldn't get up this morning so now he's watching us via YouTube yeah thank you for joining us Josh the um it was that controversy with the uh commercial that was that was shot that that they were saying was a parody of the Last Supper which was foolish it was their opening ceremony right uh yes yes it was and then uh je Jess says that link didn't work AJ I'm like all right let's let's let's try try that again yeah it was there it was their opening ceremony and like yes with a blue guy in the middle because they're making fun of yeah because Jesus was blue like that's where it started and then it ended with the the world razing this Australian break dancer over the weekend and I I didn't actually jump in to watch the bad break dancing performance do I blame Australia for this break dance or I do not I do not understand my break dancing is involved in the the Olympics period I don't really understand the correlation I know we had had Matt Pitt on last week and he was talking about the events that should not be events his table tennis is of the world he got mad at me and corrected me with pingpong because it's a drunk and frat boy sport um it's table tennis and then and then the break dancing just don't understand how that's an Olympic sport where in Australia was she from I don't know she was from the beach Bo Lord of Mercy that's how they talk there in Australia right was that your best Australian accent because that's terrible I know that's that's how they talk right Bo clap they all talk like Chad Hanks I thought it was more like the crocodile hunter like crocodile never heard of him never never Paul Hogan the crocodile hunter I'm that old never never that's no knif this is a knif never heard of that guy never heard of him thank you I was like oh my God my that's so old even AJ doesn't know D like uh and that bathing suit she wore in the first one uh I think that turned me into a man you don't even like all that Jess I clicked on the link it works what are you talking about I don't know just uh ju just just just copy and paste maybe it's just for Jess did you have Jess blocks solely uh no no I'm Kidd she's not Erin uh I I I I didn't block Jess as far as I know rtb said somebody put her routine to the Seinfeld Theme music that's awesome now I think they should uh R rtb I think that I think that's a good thing but um now I gotta watch that because I didn't see that but what they can do is uh is is do a shining star this will be like the Elaine exactly yeah I'm sure that that's what they were going for that I'm going to enter break dancing 2028 did you see that 2028 La is making this um a no Transportation or that's what they're saying no cars you have to take public transportation period to get to these Olympics where in LA are you going to fit the Olympics and how in LA are you going to just solely use public transportation just say that it's going to be in Burbank there you go like I I've been to Burbank I kind of liked Burbank I like Burbank a lot every fast food that I've wanted to try is in Burbank is in Burbank but but the like it's it's it's spread out enough it's not gonna be in La where you where where you gonna have it Englewood screw you I really do not understand how you would make the Olympics in LA and make it functional I don't dude like La has enough smog as is they've got enough problems yeah like don't don't like you can't drive a car in La anyway that that's that that's that's like saying the Olympics is going to be in Boston and you have it in har it was supposed to be it was supposed to this last one was supposed to be and we ended up in in Paris somehow I get into break dancing all the time Joe Biden inserted that Argentinian boxer in there that's that's on the Joe Biden Administration everybody knows that poror bid and over the weekend I saw the big hot thing to have was the camo KLA Harris whatever like their new hat their merch this is the new merch to have and it's a camouflage hat with Harris Walker on it oh no no I haven't seen that yet this is brand new hot off the presses the hot thing to have going into the fall your camouflage hat merch yeah if you're a liberal but well I don't care what side you're on what's the camouflage hat I don't get it I don't like ball caps you have that luxurious hair you don't want ball caps on that no if if I if I cut my hair yeah maybe I'll may maybe I'll wear my make a gamic I mean my haris hatch oh my God Ashley said I get into break dancing all the time every time I dance I break something all right that's fair let's see uh what did Josh say Algerian no what what Josh say on the thing good morning I needed a break from AJ oh that's it I get it dude like true like a we whole weekend wasn't enough Josh you two spend an inordinate amount of time together I don't feel that we do okay I feel it's a moderate amount of time together never enough how do you even share a room with this human right here I I wouldn't be able to focus or function and Nester writes here we go again there we go he's been throwing your name under the bus all morning long welcome to the show I I'd like to think I'm throwing it directly into the bus while driving excellent good morning Gail because if I throw you under the bus you have a chance of surviving and I don't like that well Gail was at your show um uh the Brian glowaki show the melody tent she's fabulous yeah she loves comedy she supports a ton of local comedy she's always getting tickets to stuff come come Wednesday Gail come come again I'm on the extra friend list like if somebody bailes on an event I'm she's got a waiting list of people that she will reach out to and I'm on that list so I feel blessed and and privileged so thank you Gail I appreciate that let's see Ashley writes I get into break dancing all all the time every every time I dance I break something I love that Ashley yep good good good stuff shout out to Nester matute uh before uh ice gets him uh shout shout out to the man n Nester matute as an awesome show on Thursday that should check out at New World Tavern but if New World Tavern in Plymouth is too far we have a show in hyas August August 15 it's an open mic you could sign up and it's at House of hatchets do you have one page where people can find all of your shows yeah uh I I got I got plenty of pages I got I got in Instagram uh instagram.com paperback comedy facebook.com/ paperback comedy which is probably the easiest one all right U but then like a a lot of people follow through Eventbrite eventbrite.com paperback comedy and that lists all of our Eventbrite events just easily under one click so paperback comedy is all of your shows that you put together but you find yourself in other shows as well yeah uh so so like uh especially during August on the during the week I try to we need to fill in we need somebody to open up yeah and uh I I provide many of diversity into one like is that how it works we don't have this kind of comic on the bill let's get that kind of comic yeah uh I'm like the sixth person they call when everyone else says no okay but that but that kind but that kind of kind of works for me uh like say yes to just about everything they they'll know that he'll show up he says yes to that I did appreciate one of your comments this week on social media where he said well I'm headlining a show I put the show together so that's the only way you get to headline AJ then so be it ca I see a lot of people uh a lot of comedians post they just like oh I get to headline three shows you booked them all yourself you douche that's awesome like that's not an accomplishment so what not everybody has rave reviews on social media like you do I cannot still believe that you booked a show on someone's bad review yeah we booked two off of that bad one did you um get a better review from the bad review oh yes we did okay perfect but that's that's the the good reviews keep us up it keeps us at the top of the list it's the bad ones that uh just like your YouTube gets a ton of traction you get a lot of you think it's because of your shorts your your small clips that get people W yeah yeah defin definitely because of the shorts but uh uh they don't they're not gonna make me a YouTube Partner yet because I need up to three million views um uh for one video no um I I think it's within a thre Monon period um in order for me to uh become a partner um that's kind of obnoxious it is like I have because uh in order to be a partner you need at least a thousand uh YouTube subscribers which I have a little over 40,000 um and you need three at least three videos every 90 days which which I which I do at least uh which I do at least one a week um well that's really hard to keep up with considering your schedule yeah um that that's that's a great point and it's it's it's something that I need to balance out and and find a nice little in between where I'm not like goofing off uh in between performing and um and making content yeah so so so that's so that's a struggle for me it's not impossible because because I can but like internally I just choose not choose to do something else which um ultimately if I'm able to balance that I I think I can get up to um 100,000 subscribers by next year hopefully but we'll see that's a lot that's a lot of pressure to put on yourself especially when you're like trying to hustle and like run a comedy group um and then book shows and then try and write material and then try and be funny on social media although Matt R took his own destiny into his own hands and now just bought a three million doll home in Rhode Island of all the places of the world thank God your shows roll Island I I wanted to choose Rhode Island it's going to build up it's going to build up and and it's the closest thing that we're going to get him to over for to knock up out what you're so close buddy he's he he's he's gonna try out stuff so so he's gonna because he lives in rhod Island the one place he's gonna St constantly be stopping at is the Rhode Island comedy connection so so like everybody that is just [ __ ] on Matt R for for moving to Rhode Island that is also a comic you you should be thankful you should be on your knees thanking this man for coming coming down and just making New England more relevant obviously he's it's it's it's great for the Rhode Island comedy scene yeah but it's also great for New England because he's he's not going to want to perform at the uh same clubs every night he's GNA gonna want to try out some stuff around he's nice and close to both of the cinos so he'll have his mohagen and he'll the other one there I don't remember what the other one is cu oh I'm not a gambler oh yeah I'm not I'm so cheap I get my 20 bucks I find my little slot machine and when it's expired it's time to go um but I would go for a comedy show J Josh and I did some gambling at the uh at the brook Casino after uh after I opened for uh after I open for Rob Schneider did you do real gambling or was it like baby gambling like did you baby gambling baby baby gambling for me yeah uh we we um we did we did uh we did Blackjack which is probably my favorite game yeah to play there it's simple it's it's two numbers so so so of course of course I'm gonna have fun and um and I I asked Rob Schneider if he wanted to do knockabout sometime and he explicitly said yeah that doesn't sound good me no he's good he's good but thank you but thank I'm like I I told him I could fit as many people um that like at almost as many people at the uh Casino knock about he's like H but the Drive come to the cape he's been to the cape already that's it he's good yeah they uh come we we'll uh we'll put him on a secret set at knockabout if you got Sandler then he would go oh yeah got appeal to the kids got to give them some I don't know water I don't know what's going on here that's good actually really good I did all the math for him at the blackjack table well that's good Josh yeah yeah cuz the the is like Josh sat us all in the thing Josh um you're you're coming here Monday with hotton just to let you know um so um when we were gambling he was just like as long as there's Good Vibes at the table good people then we're all G to collectively win and he was right we were all we were all doing great and he was encouraging like everybody everybody at the table rather than be be separate and miserable right and we we were just having fun it was the most fun I've I've had uh I've had gambling did you win I cut I cut it off as soon as I won 50 bucks and I was just like yep that's that's it that's a gambler after my own heart that's me too I'm like okay I'm up a little let's go that's it I'm done with it J J said well I I gotta be here till I lose everything I want that's my husband perfect what's up Chuck thanks for joining us on the show Liz great to see your face here this morning he grew up in Ohio so R Rhode Island's a step up no um depends on the place in uh Ohio rtb um and the link does work I just clicked on it one of my girlfriends just recently traveled through there and she said no you you're good you don't need to go there I know that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located there that's about all I know about Ohio um and now bad that's a skib toilet Ohio right that means bad now right that was the first time I've ever heard it uttered to me in um a sentence when I was at a gig at the mashby commons on Saturday it was our sidewalk sale taxfree weekend and we were doing all kinds of giveaways giving away gift cards and I said you need to bring over your receipt to get into the running so these kids came over with their empty sweet waves cups and they're like is that um a receipt I did buy something and I was like no you're not an adult and that's not a receipt give me toilet and just walked away and I I never actually heard it used at me yeah K kids like to go up to adults use Insider terms and walk away like they accomplish something oh my god did you see her face I was like yeah they looked at me like I'm [ __ ] stupid like cuz you are that's why I had a moment it was yeah it was a pile of boys that you know stickered and had a their moment and they right I was like wow is that where comedy began for you yeah it's just Insider jokes it's just like that joke was for nobody if you walked away and did the El yes like uh if that happened to me I'm like wow they got me kids just make me laugh and that made me there was a moment where I was like oh okay have have a great day guys I wonder if he's going to his friends you believe it Stephanie Viva morning I went to her went sco and I walked away and then I ran around into the toy store I totally poned her it did make me laugh it was super cute I saw over the weekend uh Blake Lively's got a new movie out it ends with us but they said this is the first time that a husband and wife Duo has been tops at the box office since de me and Bruce in 1980 well let's let's be realistic her M her movie 80 or is it 90 because I feel I was like um could could be could be could be 96 because um de Demi Moore and Bruce Willis were really in their uh really in their Prime over 90s and one of the those erors there but I'm a big fan you and I were both like kind of smooting a little bit for Blake Liv I love Blake Lively well I'm a big sucker for age of Adeline it was it was a good movie it was a sleeper it was an unexpected movie did you see this story about Rob Schneider since you brought up your little idle over again Rob nothing can go wrong let's okay let's read the thing about Rob Schneider l king says Dad Rob Schneider sent her to Fat Camp as a kid very toxic well look at her now you're welcome Rob I stood up for you oh oh God forbid I want my kids to be in shape I don't know how I feel about this I really don't well it depends on the camp like that's if it was the encouraging like oh we're going to we're going to help you lose weight that movie what was that movie with uh what's his heavyweight yes yes thank you for reading my brain Stiller move it fatty now if it was a Ben Stiller camp that Rob Schneider Center to then yes screw you but if it was just just like the ones like we're getting courage we're gonna do a mountain we're gonna have a little picnic right it's a healthy picnic and we're go up if it's a camp like that and just just then then yeah that that's that's fine but but if but if it's just like your titties are huge then yeah that's toxic now I want to watch heavy weights again because that was awful and Josh says that's a huge [ __ ] dude l l king So if if it was one of those camps I apologize but if it wasn't then um we'll we'll just we'll just call it a watch watch heav I could tie these two together 80s and 90s toxicity of parenting and how we were raised versus our parents and how they were raised I Ashley wrote boohoo where's the picnic basket thank you Ashley good comment very toxic Ashley message me and I'll I'll send you the link directly if it's if it's not working and I'll I'll I'll I'll extend it for it oh my God and that's and that's to anybody that's that's on the stream just message me preferably through Facebook Messenger can we just say that times were very different even 20 years ago years ago great you would say no I I wouldn't say if only we could make it great again I have to deal with all of the conversations with my grown my older children as far as like you did this and this was terrible what are their ages I'm 26 26 26 24 23 okay so so so yeah they they were dealing with a lot of the actually have children those ages so I'm not just randomly guessing how old they were so should just guess it's tattooed on her hand and just like should I update the tattoo every single year I can say that we were absolutely different parents to them as we are to our our younger children just cuz we're older we've lived more and life has changed yeah and our life has changed and now you can't hit them anymore so that's that's why hey guys you see this at home covered in kid blood get the luminol shut off the light the cowbell this is what brought the kids in for dinner for their one meal a day very toxic AJ very toxic yes and she ran a camp that L King was in my God absolutely not very summer camp is so different than it was in the 80s and 90s and whatnot than it is now it's encouragement camp now it is different period end of story regardless of it's fat or not Camp congratulations Mr Sims you're the fattest boy in Camp now if it's a camp like that then yeah sorry l king we're the one that was hiding all the stocks in the pillowcase oh yeah chip mugs download now and then they hired uh the fat kids from the year before that graduated just to find all the candy I was like oh look a deli meat I thank you very much for having the name of that movie at the ready I appreciate that I've had that I've bought that DVD three at least three times it's been stolen by an X every time oh there was another thing out there that I saw that Huey Lewis is going to be hosting his own Curb Your Enthusiasm Style Show well I guess he do need money and fame and does need a credit card to all right so bad so bad but you said you found yourself into Back to the Future over the weekend yeah um fairly recently so Josh and I uh when you're not spending time together yeah when we're not not spending apparently we need a break had no idea it was because of Back to the Future right yeah yeah cuz I I I don't remember I haven't watched this since I was a kid and then uh this for 20 plus years I was wondering why those gangsters were after him but then I realized that like he he he he stole plutonium from them and promised that he'd make a bomb and he didn't right and he just he just made it deliver yeah he made a bomb out of like a broken pinball machine and then just sent to them I was just like okay that makes sense I'm for the gangsters now he didn't deliver on that bomb my husband's alltime favorite show uh movie was Back to the Future and I don't get it I think it was also because of huy Lewis I think he liked the soundtra I uh I hated the movie uh well like the middle of it I love the beginning where they're not back in and and and the and the end because like he's there's like there all the things that make it quintessentially a good movie I I hated it for the same reasons that I hated part of uh of Game of Thrones it was the incest I I just I just couldn't get past the incest and everybody says it was a great movie I'm just like the whole movie his mom and him like try to hook up George RR Martin just really loved that incest thing I don't know I he was just a big fan of backs to the future he just like you know what I'm just gonna make one of the past and was have all the siblings just bang and TI all in back in together here we go we're kicking off the week with style AJ hey Penny uh Big Show coming up on Wednesday the final summer show at Off the Grid yep tickets are TW are 20 bucks which is a great deal you get your time is winding down right yep time is winding down we got we got Sharon Simon that's on on the show uh SN former SNL writer we got Alan Moro from don't tell comedy and we got comedy magician skip Daniels he'll also be on and we also got a couple people from New York Thatcher wood our good friend Thatcher wood will also be on and uh and of course you'll see the core three me me hoton and um that other guy that didn't want to wake up this morning yeah the other guy that didn't want to wake up this morning I can't remember his name was it Josh Jos I think it was Josh either way definitely worth the night of laughs get out there and enjoy it and the weather looks perfect actually this entire week so yes and I think Jameson is coming too this is why comedy generally ages poorly a lot a lot of it is of its time yeah here talk about the 90s stuff of the of the abuse that would go on it's horrible yeah but we're past that now right we're talking about it no we are going all of it if you made a joke that was funny in the 90s it is appropriate now we're gonna cancel you don't put it on YouTube that's all we have to say about that save it for yourself or that or get canceled and then people can talk about you some more and that might reignite your career again who knows U you could be that guy you could be the next Shane Gillis that's CNN categorized a lot a lot people that have been cancelled this year Harvey Weinstein Bill Cosby Shane Gillis so like why are you putting him next to Cosby yeah right not even close not even close but he's turned it around for himself doesn't he have a bad TV show on some Network I can't remember oh what is that netwk it's so bad it's the it's the only Network he's like the Tire Guy right I love that show mainly cuz I worked in the industry so I can relate to all of it where haven't you worked oh dude I am Brown I worked everywhere that that's that's why ice has not kicked me out of Cape Cod because I'm constantly working he's working so he's out there hustling you got to give it up for AJ Penny and that's why they have a deported Nester either because they make all because they Nester built them a deck Nester you did nothing and I apologize that you consider this human as your friend paperback comedy I have never done anything wrong to Nester I don't remember her saying anything bad WKRP in Cincinnati so good no turkeys this year guys no turkeys on lemonade o listen you can find us events on cape.com that is where our event stuff is paperback comedy for this one's events get out to a show his code is expiring because he a cheap SOB um so grab your tickets immediately and we will see you next week Josh if you would like to come and join me I am inviting you you do not have to just because AJ said so if you guys are still on a break you and hoton are more than welcome to come into the show on Monday this is a safe space for you oh they are gonna trash me and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it arrows they've been thrown everybody have a great week I'll be on the show tomorrow with Hank and be listening for him at that's the guy that speaks German right he definitely does not speak German okay I thought that was I thought that was the other guy they were saying speak German and on the side is like he's not wearing his costume he can't speak German oh sorry uniform he's not allowed to wear he's not allowed to speak it without it see you at Off the Grid on Wednesday we have to go now before we get canceled and I don't even know what he's saying anymore I just don't I don't bye everybody have a great day