Transcript
Made by machine from the recording, so a name or two may be off. About 194 words.
well you had arrived this morning and you heard a little bit of a bark and you thought it was mine but it wasn't it was Angela and the neighbor's dog my next door neighbor Have You Ever Seen A Fish Called Wanda she has like seven or eight of them I don't even know what they are they're all like they definitely have a Yip rather than a bark correct yeah so one of them's name is Angela and I hear a yelling at Angela all day every day and the only reason why I figured out who the hell I was like Angela she's a problem and then I realized it was a dog but she was walking the dog one day and then the next day I saw her she was listening to like some Gregorian chants on her back deck while she was hanging laundry and Angela was ruining the setting the mood apparently here I am just so fascinated by it I found myself wanting to be in my front yard somewhere so I could hear what was happening with Angela where's your invisibility cloak when you need it