Hank and Stephanie

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foreign good morning to you it's enormous Tuesday Hank because we can't say we can't say that word anymore it's been bad nothing bad oh my gosh and I mean with the Mardi Gras celebrations that are getting a little um scary yes yes so that's what we are contending with at this moment in time so yeah enormous Tuesday it is yep I have to say the right word at the right time because God forbid you might for a chance I want to talk about the raw doll book Let's just peel this Band-Aid right now no more are you gonna see the word fat in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Matilda and that is just um two of the things that they're taking away is that word because they find a divisive I don't know why people just can't explain things to their kids is that what's going to be on the label now when we have to name everything how many calories that's enormous grams that's like okay and we're gonna get like enormous free I don't know I've said it the f word that's it enormous fruit the new f word yes it's an enormous free coffee creamer yeah enormous almost sounds like a worse word I agree it makes it sound larger good morning Mari we're celebrating um and if you're just joining us and you don't understand why I have a little hat on it is because it is enormous Tuesday otherwise known as Fat Tuesday but you can't say that formerly known as we have a new f word right put it on the list we can't say it good morning Mariana and Eva and hey Amy what's going on I love little hats yes it's a thing it's a thing yeah it's a thing uh sparkly little hats it is a sparkly little hat and I'm going to be comforting glitter probably now for the rest of the week and I'm gonna find glitter in my teeth or in something in other places all week long and I'm gonna be like where did that come from oh the Hat the Hat the Hat Greg knows I like little and I may have some glitter on this arm probably yeah probably Mari it's me don't worry about it yeah so Greg sent me a um an inbox yesterday with this grandma that had a taco hat on yeah and she just got out of the car with her daughter and her daughter's like I'm not going anywhere with you she's like it's Taco Tuesday I'm wearing the Hat you're wearing the Hat oh boy oh yes so hi it is Taco Tuesday but it's also Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday or enormous Tuesday right right together and and Mariana is getting ready to go to math camp Oh math Camp it is yes you can I can hear that too um and if I can hear it too it must be loud right yeah and uh this um February vacation she was invited to go to school every morning for math Camp well all right then I think she's a smatty well I'm excited for her I would not choose math Camp when I was a child but I'm glad that somebody out there knows math because I don't but they give them they give them breakfast they give them a big snack they get to go to the gym they're going to play soccer today that doesn't sound very math campy to me and they're gonna mess around with me math stuff I asked her what you did yesterday she said I don't remember all right Loomis Chocolat thank you so much for joining us this morning our phone number is 8559 lemons and feel free to call us or leave us grievances I had a few yesterday they've been very funny so I do appreciate it and especially since I'm wrapping up watching all the seinfelds we're getting to like the man hands episode and okay uh there are a couple of other good ones that one yep that one's that one's way too earlier okay now now we're just kind of like watching them break up at this point so we just saw like the the extra the Bizarro world oh okay where she found friends that were exactly like Kramer George and Jerry but they were nice and they you know were excited to pay for things and be kind to each other so I just watched Pizarro Jerry that one was good last night you know what I think is one of the worst TV episodes of all time in terms of a finish the last Seinfeld that was just the very last one that's awful well I haven't re-watched it since I originally watched it I don't know how many years ago so maybe it'll be better the second time yeah right I'll let you know gosh that was awful I will let you know we started watching something else in subtitles last night good night Irene I was good to go how about how about the books you were reading last week that you didn't remember the titles of but you were halfway through both of them can't can't do it can't do it can't finish either one of them snow hair is one of them snow hair like like this white hair like snow air no like a rabbit it's not like a rabbit yeah I can't I okay I don't even understand that I know I know I found another like witchy one that is around out here that Lily told me to read so I'll probably read that looks like 150 Pages like I can get down with that what kind of one it's like a witch which oh that which is can we say that word I think I'm still allowed to say that it is a raw doll book that they are combing right now and they're getting rid of one of the witches scenes and which she uses a wig because that's offensive the way the vernacular that they were using in the book that's why it's enormous Tuesday today everyone oh my gosh you know folks oh thank you Laura loves my hat my Mardi Gras hat I'm not going to get political about this function no but God I'd love to say you know what this is just the flip side of what they're doing in Florida but I'm not going to say that because I'll get into trouble well you were just on one of those um neighbor boards there in Florida oh my gosh and tell everyone the things that people were asking on the nosy neighbors board so so on Facebook so we follow I follow a couple of um Facebook pages or whatever for Clearwater Florida which is where we go on vacation and I was just reading to Steph before before we went on the air someone posted on this one of these Clearwater beaches fun Pages or something I'm going to be there on Thursday with my kids what are some fun things to do this is Tuesday you're going to be there Thursday you've arranged a vacation with your kids and you're asking what to do my favorite was the lady asked if she needed a ticket to walk on the beach honest to God there was a post somewhat asking if you had to pay to walk the beach maybe it's I'm gonna give this person the benefit of the doubt maybe they're from the Midwest and they've never been to a beach or doesn't don't understand how it works I'm gonna give this person like you live in Middle America don't know how to deal with the beach maybe I need a ticket to get on the beach that's the only thing I can give them it's just it's just and and this stuff pops up all the time and it's the same questions over and over and over again where's the best hotel to stay I'm coming on my honeymoon I'll be there Monday where should I make a reservation that's that's that's quiet but close to the beach and all the restaurants what I just I just worry about my fellow human beings sometimes I don't think that there's any worry I think that they're just truly disturbing I've moved the Hat I think it's better where it is now oh okay it's less bothersome to my face all right well if you're not bothered then we're not thank you I we have to address the incident Mardi Gras they was a shooting they said it's an isolated incident five people were shot one is dead this is awful yeah it makes me sad when I think of Mardi Gras I think of beads and Beignets and inappropriate things and booze like I don't think of people it's a different kind of acting a fool this makes me sad that this is the situation that we're in but this seemingly happens a lot right now like our actual sitting president going into a war zone will prove this I couldn't believe it I won't prove this he's rare he's not in Camp that is not real yeah and then they talked about how they snuck him into the country like are you joking right now right he took a train or something from pole I mean I'm not getting political here I'm not I'm just saying when does a sitting president go into a war zone of a war that is not ours see the thing is it was it was it was a guy thing because all these other presidents and prime ministers have been to Ukraine but he hasn't been so so he had to go I mean the British prime minister was there and the president of Poland and Czechoslovakian this is just very foolish I thought it was kind of kind of dumb but you know any and he flew in with like we don't have any any uh ground support or anything there and any comes on the plane of the train or whatever it was a little absolutely not that is just crazy I know just crazy also as people are on vacation right now I was looking over some of the spots where it is so warm yes it is raining here on the K baby so that's what you've got to contend with and it is going to get cooler than it was all week long it was like 60 it was nicer than some June days this week and we got a little taste of warmth but apparently it's a big problem the Call It Whatever you're gonna call it climate change global warming whatever the issue is maybe it's just an unseasonably warm winter that we're having however it is you want to go about saying it Ottawa the world's largest outdoor skating rink is not even opening this year really they they don't have ice wow they don't have ice um there is a part of Vermont that says they might get half of the season but for now that might be the new normal is how half of the Season we're just not getting the colder temperatures that they used to which is an issue for tourism right how long are you gonna have to find other things to do besides ski it's and since it's not a thing that I like to do I'm fine with it and skiing is expensive anyway folks save your money that's my son I was like I'll take you to watch shoes you'll hate it in a couple of hours like the rest of us then you'll be like the family then you'll never do it again and when you get old enough you'll just head right to the right to them yeah exactly it is that's where I live good morning Sarah thanks for joining Hank and I this morning yeah we started off with with climate change shootings now we're going on to I don't even know something positive the president being in the Ukraine but we're not being political this morning we're not we just think that that was not the best smartest move that would be like telling your kids nothing bad nothing good happens after midnight right it's like the rules you should follow when you should follow them right and then the other thing that happens when the president goes somewhere a bunch of people get on social media on the news and whatever and said he went there but oh my God he should have come here yeah it's like there's always a place there's just always a place to go I mean it's just it's just how it is calm down folks really calm down yeah especially parents out there on school vacation calm it down I gotta say I have a pretty awesome teenager I had a day yesterday where she went out she met a couple of friends then her friends from college are home so they went out last night and I was kind of nervous the girl was home at 9 30. she's like all of our social batteries ran out so we just decided to come home and I'm like okay she's a good kid we we like I am so thankful that it was like my daughter today but we like your son too but we know Lily much better well she's just in that in that age bracket that could go one of either ways and having teenage girls everyone knows it's fine today it's not fine in three minutes from now it's just the way teen girls are there's hormones there's stress there's a lot on their plate a lot to navigate and we didn't have constant attachment to cell phones computers and devices and to have them be so Sarah it does sound like her that's it our social batteries right out we're home and she was at home you know watching something on her phone while reading a book and cooking pasta I was like this is thank you right that's really cool that's really cool somebody upstairs looked down and was like she needs a break here have this one right and I'm thankful for that oh Sarah hopefully I get to see her tomorrow she likes me more than my own teen daughter yeah teach it a lot they're hard yes and I'm just stepping into that with the 14 year old with the voice change and then get out of my room please don't talk to me like this well Mariano's 11 going on 15 I think so yeah so we're starting to we're starting to get there too with the granddaughters so yeah she gives she knows how to give gives us give us the looks now yeah and sometimes you'll get the look and I'll think oh my God I saw that a million years ago yeah yeah she looks just like her mother round two it is too funny uh so worst date this year to get married just in case you were scoring at home Hank what was your quip earlier oh yes this is just a joke never he means that in the most loving way no wedding date to set that is the worst according to the stars and all that stuff if you follow astrology August 9th so if that's your date change it change it up tell a friend not a good day to get married I I don't know I don't know what all of the actuality is with that stuff I actually pulled my chart for the first time the other day because I found my birth certificate I was like oh I have all the pertinent details yep read it I was like yep that's me oh it is me oh it is I even gave it to my husband and he's like yup oh boy I'm like all right I don't know if I hold much stock in that stuff but if the shoe fit tank I'm wearing it yes it is me to a T and some other cool fun stuff that I saw I don't where since we're talking about kids okay can we be reminded that when we're naming children that they have to go through their entire life with said name oh do you have some inappropriate names Reddit skewered these poor young parents who are really excited to share a photo of their new baby holding a cute little plastic banjo the baby's name banjaline and they have to go through life with that Angeline what's the what's the nickname Jolene for Dolly Parton Jolene Jolene no now the nickname is BJ that's much better right why have you judged your child oh I I didn't go there so early in the morning but no it is nicknamed this poor child yeah you are naming an adult you are naming a future adult can we do a little bit better than banjaline Reddit decided it was his new favorite awful baby name there's some really awful baby names out there there really are oh good morning Nancy good morning Beth good morning Don key in from the West Coast hurry guys it is raining here yes I'd yell at the weather guy this morning he was a real bear [ __ ] up the system over here the weather guy yeah right well he's not meteorologist uh-huh oh that's right he doesn't have that AMS certified thing right at the bottom of the screen yeah so he has not meteorologist Chase lightning who works for lemonadeio now right but he does not like getting up to to deal with the meteorology portion of the morning okay so it starts mucking up my day I can't have this if you want to be the meteorologist if you want to not be the meteorologist you need to get up on time you're welcome no rain yet for DOT no I feel like you've got enough rain to last a lifetime yeah they do my mother is in uh New York so she's on this Coast right now she was sending me all kinds of text messages yesterday she's very excited for our arrival but I'm so close to throwing out my back I don't honestly think I'm going to be helpful at all I asked one of my friends for a hand truck she's like can you put a hand truck in your car and my husband's like wait a minute so you're gonna bring your vehicle with all of your brother's boxes in it in a hand truck yeah you can't even stand up I'm like exactly well first question is did all your brothers boxes arrive no we're missing one and did Lily open the rest of them now she opened would she opened two one exploded exploded it was wet it showed up I'll show you the it was wet and it exploded what the hell did your mother put in it I sent the photo to my sister and she goes I wouldn't open that I would have said that back it probably has Anthrax oh my gosh and I'm not joking about Anthrax but maybe you had to be there if you knew our mom well I can't wait to meet Mom I haven't met mom yet oh you're gonna meet her next week but I'm looking forward to meeting she doesn't have a ticket home yet I don't know she doesn't but I do know my mother good morning Mom just got married if she's coming here without a ticket home what does that say to you or does that say anything to you do you now understand oh boy right oh boy I just don't I this woman is an anomaly I think she's losing her mind in retirement she just retired okay so I think she's really losing it like doesn't have does it have people to meddle with so let me bother my adult children but but isn't isn't the new husband going to miss his new bride I mean it works he's younger somebody's got to pay the bills I guess I don't begin to even try and understand their relationship they've already been together a decade so I don't think that just like the the stamp on the the marriage certificate means bigger a change so then why did they do it probably for her retirement knowing my mother she doesn't make a move without it benefiting her love you I do I love you but you know yourself so she did it for the insurance I don't know honestly I don't like I have to have a face to face with her because it's it's either text or she's got 14 other things like I can hear her doing other things when we're on the phone yeah my mom can't sit still she's very what my brain and mouth does that's what my mom's body does she can't sit still running around and stuff yeah she very much is busy I mean she's been a nurse for 40 years she can't sit still she's always got to go to the where the problem is oh okay oh it's triaging whatever the issue is at this moment in time good morning Lynn good morning Lauren thanks for joining us this morning Hank and Stephanie can listen to us on lemonade here we should probably actually do some radio Break Stuff probably I know and uh I've added some some new music in here too so I'm trying to monitor how it's mixing in this means nothing to you right listen and enjoy if you hear something you don't like let us know right cape has alternative we are lemonade you know it's Hank and Stephanie this morning uh on this enormous Tuesday yes we are not allowed to say those words anymore because we're being better we're all Dahl can't say them anymore and neither can we so right enormous Tuesday can't use the f word anymore I'm going to celebrate later with making some Beignets at some point because that's the only thing that I equate Mardi Gras with will they be enormous free Beignets yes they're going to be enormous free Beignets so I'm allowed to have as many of them as I would like there you go who could ask for anything more ah awesome and a little Parliament funk in there so right so folks this is how it works we're sit hating right now doing a live stream at the same time we're doing a radio show on www.limitedio.com there's also a lemonadeio app yep and you can catch like that at other places Alexa Sonos and I think we're working on the Google thing right now it's proving to be an issue okay but I mean you can play the app and put your phone on your Google device right so while you're listening to us while you're watching us do this you can also hear the music that we're playing on on the radio thing yes okay so we're multitasking here and you can multitask as well right you can listen to the music have that in the background and then when we're through you know being live here you can stick with the music and the music is really cool I gotta say it's really cool thanks friends the music director is doing a really neat job it's it's it's the kind of radio station the kind of music that you always think to yourself you know if we could just kind of I like that song but not that song if we could just kind of piece them together that's kind of what this is yeah we're tweaking it we're a work in progress so that's why we say give us a call and complain if you want don't like that eight five five nine lemons and yes we are aware it's a lot of sixes just roll with it roll with it yeah 6667 gotta say it differently it's like wait a minute what is our phone number some people aren't going to call you now because they can't hit three sixes in a row you know that six seven six six six seven all right so we talked about the world's worst baby name just in case you're joining us between Spanish and the world wars phone number those are my lemons and I'm making lemonade with them all right okay well look that's how it goes when life gives you lemons you make lemonade that's it you got a devilish phone number so you're gonna that's it yeah it's perfect uh rtb wants a triple six triple six that's perfect either way triple six seven triple six what you're gonna remember it sir you're welcome that's right hey Lynn how do you Lynn from our Cape Cod dining at home have you made anything good recently Lynn I had this question one of my questions how often do you eat out and I feel like I asked that to shame myself from stopping to eat out because I feel like we've been eating out a tremendous amount lately yep and so I saw so many people with zero one I'm like do you never leave your home I want you know I was I I was following that yeah those people are fibbon you think so I think they're fibbon well I was like Wow and I showed it to my husband I said we need to do better but we are out a tremendous amount also so I mean where we are is where we usually eat and that's fine the food is always great we have a great time I love pretty much every partner that we work with I don't think there's a bad one out there it's just the time of night that I'm eating at needs to change we need to change the times in which I'm eating food last night was easy chicken soup in bed early chicken soup and bit yeah really no I had chicken soup then went to bed then went to bed okay but I do like eating in bed I know it's gross I know a lot of people are grossed out by it but I got a tray I like my tray the tray came during the pandemic and I did everything from Eden bed to work in bed just so I could get away from my family it was the pandemic I needed a space I know everybody gets sick of each other that is one thing yeah eating out all right take out Jackie take out so maybe that's what it was maybe people said it zero because they did take out they weren't dining in oh Lynn said she made a French meat pie I saw that on the page I've been wanting I actually pulled the meats for that and then they went bad and I because I've been so busy I want a French meat pie I've been craving one yep I had all the ingredients for it and I let him go speaking of meat can we segue for a minute we were talking about this before we went on as well we're gonna meet yes you guys have all seen at least those of you from around here who are watching us um the Walden Mead commercial you know the guys that that you know buys Meats from local farmers and lives to your house yada yada he has started a bank Walden Mutual Bank I think it's called probably with all the money I've given this company because I've been a customer of theirs for about two and a half years now and I'm very happy with it but also suspect when the enormous amounts your major protein money that you're giving every single month right and now they're starting a bank now you've seen this guy on TV right just growing up commercials and everything would you trust him with your money well also it's called Walden Mutual like Mutual meat I don't like that it brings a it brings up a lot of okay you know vivid imagery that I don't need you know with school vacation and children are possibly watching this morning Facebook is an 18 plus app it shouldn't be on it Mutual meat come on yeah I saw the commercial over the weekend and I was like what I see that right and I did I Googled it and I was like oh my gosh well well since we're here we might as well talk about all the inappropriate stuff that I definitely do have to talk about Captain clever T spitwell sent a poem Oh I cannot wait for that I'm definitely gonna we're gonna listen to that one I'm looking forward to it oh about the Jawbone the Jawbone that they found on Nantucket oh really I still haven't heard much more from that oh so there was a Jawbone that washed up on shore and they were wondering if it was indigenous but it wasn't because it had dental work done from like the 1960s oh another True Crime could be yes it definitely is I don't know if we're allowed to have burials at Sea anymore that that's allowed well Keith Morrison's coming so it sounds like a good one well I think they cremate you first before they put you in to see with the burials that say so yes back to our inappropriateness apparently um is Mariana still watching you should probably no she's at math Camp no perfect as long as she's at math Camp we're allowed to talk about it so they found this adult toy did you see this no a 2 000 year old adult toy well we're just saying regular words so okay all right no it's fine it's fine everybody it looks like a wooden club like I had a lot of questions about splinters and other situations that might have happened but it's 2 000 years old that they found they're calling it a sewing tool a what a sewing tool I was like I don't know how they sewed back then but that does not look like that is you've not seen it no it it it is something else all right wait a minute also there's a new starfish resembling human genitalia causing a tidal wave of dirty jokes throughout the internet you know you know you can't unsee it Hank I had to see it so I have to talk with somebody about it because I can't you know I think I do a pretty good job keeping up with stuff I don't know where you go what things you're looking at oh it's just the news I don't know what news channels you were watching good morning Bethany and Gloria oh we're safe yes she was just dropped off okay so so what do I Google I need to have you having more conversations with you Google prehistoric um let's see here just UK adult toy UK adult toy two thousand years I am maybe I maybe don't Google that Barry I'm sorry ancient UK adult toy maybe you should start off there if you find what is in his browser it is my fault I am sorry well she's watching me do it and you're sitting here so no I don't I don't see anything and I think I'm just grateful there's all these sort of sort of sort of oh my God yeah I'll pull it up for you hey just so I should get a look at it what's wrong with you oh geez yep yep there she blows I don't know I I don't know why I don't know me dick reference I'm sorry but since we're here you also need to look at this horrible new starfish oh yeah you cannot see it no no folks I'm so sorry she's behaving this way really it's not my fault it's in the news Hank it must be addressed if you're haunted the rest of the day don't blame Hank blame Stephanie Hank's a good boy I'm so sure about it well we know she's not a boy but I mean she's a triple six phone number it's a triple six phone number there you go that's been explained to everyone oh my god so let's talk about two goats and a Great Dane walking into a Target shall we let me let me go let me find this one so as you know we we talk about um we talk about we talk about Tony news Pages yes and I I brought up one of the one of the Towny news pages over the weekend and and it does have it does turns out that everything's okay but the post says this one of our donkeys and two of our many Ponies are loose kind of love Cape Cod they get out in the middle of the night we can't find them if you're awake and can help please call boom boom boom boom boom it's like really just in case I don't know why they decided to run away in the middle of the night good morning Danielle thanks for checking in yes he's a good Irish Catholic boy there he is story that I just read something similar to that and the national news where there were two two goats and a great dane that walked into a Target no one's claimed them they've been there 18 days two goats where is it it's it's it's some um a local community like a toddler was found walking around and and the police guppam got the first got the got the toddler and nobody knows whose it is they have no idea what is happening it's it's like I'm I'm not sure where it is but it's around here Mouse Rhode Island or or something that's scary um all right let's go back to Facebook again the Fountain of all well at least the pony in the the donkeys were all fine yeah they were collected they were found just in case you're following on the Towny Pages all right let me let me these ones have not been claimed those are in Texas okay they will go to our rescue I guess and someone will care for them oh my God thank feeling I'm infectious you're I didn't even finish my weird trolling time no no no you we have to go back in because I have to finish this whole round of I just get all my naughtiness out please go back in where were you about the unidentified child some other time you just talk about yourself you're not kids it's fine yeah yeah the kid's missing somebody will find it oh no they found him they just don't know who he belongs right well that's what I'm saying maybe something bad happened to the parents you know maybe it's another True Crime I don't know Hank and I are back on the True Crime True Crime drink all right you talk about you know whatever you want to talk about I had a moment on Twitter yesterday now I don't normally sit there and troll on Twitter but I do like to check out because it seems to have the most topical of latest of newses and I do like to check out our community so I'll always do hashtag and look for the latest Cape Cod okay whilst there last night as I was looking for anything that I should know about events people cool news that's happening here on Cape Cod right you know ducks and Wildlife fun stuff beautiful photos of the beach what Marconi Beach looks like in the off season these are the things I normally find when you hashtag you came out and go to the latest and you're smiling you're happy pretty sunsets oh look at this winter beach photo look at this not let's make a date this woman it's this is just flat out prostitution that was going on she was looking for dates she had like like they were seminars like this woman was oh yeah trolling the interwebs looking for a specific John okay yeah and it looked like she was setting up yeah I'll be in Hartford Connecticut I'll be in blah blah blah I'll be in Cape Cod Hiatus and I was like is this real it is it is real I actually clicked on her website because I was like this can't be real it is flat out open in the open prostitution I've never seen anything like it before in my life oh my gosh and it's just there and black and she's there with a you know little photo of her showing off a little cleavage and then showing off her massage table and she's booking appointments she gets around maybe she's just a masseuse oh no it's not there's bondage involved there's some there's some stuff it's a very specific appointment that she's booking people for very specific I'm not going to get into the other services that she offered because we don't need to talk about that Hank I'm okay with you and I never having that conversation okay but there's well we've pretty much covered everything else this morning so we can leave the bakeries yes I'm here for the naughty news LOL thanks for entertaining me oh you're welcome Gloria I can't believe the things that are just on regular just in the news so I I got in this Rabbit Hole of going to her website looking at her other photos like this is a business she is a business and now she's going to be following you well I don't I don't know she's going to be following me but she's gonna haunt me so yeah and I know we're dates but I loved it like it was an arena tour Hank don't want to find me in Hartford Boston I'll be in Cape Cod Hiatus made total I mean it makes sense but so good I couldn't I was just like well this is not uh oh okay this is this is what she's doing so that's what I found in my Twitter troll yesterday I'm so glad Elon Musk took over Twitter and cleaned it up you know well look at Zuckerberg is now going for the whole checks and verifications and trying to monetize Instagram and Facebook it is the same situation I feel like there needs to be this open source of conversation so I do like those Towny Pages oh yeah but if we have to move over to what what's in the neighborhood that's my favorite one oh yeah no do you follow the neighborhood one no I started to win and then I started reading stuff about that I haven't set up just so that I get notifications when my area specifically my Association is mentioned yeah so that's when I'll get the alert there's something in your Association it's usually somebody complaining about something or somebody trying to sell you stuff you don't need right but there are some good ones in there and now I'm really getting to know my neighbors very well at least for me I tell everybody everything so I'm already open right I mean do you really hide in anything do you really want to know your neighbors all that well unfortunately it might know me too well they're like please stop There She Goes Again seriously come on now I do seriously want to talk about something a little bit more serious um and I I want everyone to know that we have a new number if you're in if you're distraught our mental health line 988 we've had a lot of action by the bridge yes we've had a lot of celebrity deaths also um Kelly pickler's husband killed himself and now the latest celebrity death um Jansen Panettiere yep um Hayden Panettiere's brother also they're not saying it's suspicious which I I'm sure we'll hear more about but just 28 years old and I do want everyone to know on a serious note 988 is is what you can call if you're just feeling like you can't breathe you can't get past whatever it is there is help and uh I feel like it needs to be said and addressed I know it is not exactly uplifting and awesome but here we are again having another conversation about someone taking their life and it's they're young these people are young yeah and it's upsetting and I don't know whether it is the stress the economy is it money is it love life is it constant connection like or is it just we're not taking moments to meditate and and put it all together in our brain I think it's a combination of all of it yeah is it expectations people have for themselves that they that they don't think they're ever going to get there when you're only 28. good Heavens you've got all kinds of time to get there we're just here to say 99 of the crap that you look at online is fake yes it's fake it's not real it is not how people actually live don't put that expectation on yourself yeah the thing about Kelly pickler's husband reading the article this morning he wasn't comfortable being in the spotlight he's a music producer or something um but when he married Kelly he decided he would be comfortable in his Spotlight yeah and he's been in the spotlight and maybe you know just a crazy thought here maybe he decided he didn't like being it's just it's so it hits because we've all been there we've all been in despair we've all felt like we just can't get up and we can't do these things and I I really please reach out reach out to us reach out to your neighbor and I know that's the hardest thing it's the hardest thing is saying I need help it's so freaking hard and I'm lucky that I have a spouse that is like do you need help yes I do pick me up and I'm okay to say that but not everyone is and everybody internalizes a lot of stuff because they're embarrassed or they feel like they should be able to handle that and it's okay to not be able to handle that it's okay not to be okay and uh thank you thank you Jenny thank you rtb hi Pam yeah so I'm in Attleboro and I you did send me that that thing with the steak that I talked about last week yes also I saw a sad story out of Attleboro somebody was looking for their father who took your dog yeah and and there's been no um uh there's been no follow-up post no one's found him yeah there's been nothing like I happened to see that when I was just just on a second ago looking and um yeah there's no follow-up that dad's been gone oh the dad's been found I should say yeah I don't know how someone this day and age goes missing really hard I mean with all the with all the cameras and everybody and everybody being so nosy yes that's why I'm saying I find it nearly impossible that people just go missing I don't get it no every all the crime shows my husband's been putting on True Crime stuff before we go to bed let's wait for a lovely sleep it's I wake up with like the craziest situations I was like was that real did that happen uh no I'm okay okay and now I'm like why does anybody do anything someone's always watching because the show always starts out with everything has a digital footprint I'm like I know oh I'm yelling at it while I'm like folding my laundry right everybody everybody has one of those doorbell cameras they record everything that's on the street unfortunately it's like going back in time though afterwards to piece it all together when it's happening in the in the regular time no one's watching it because there's too much crap out there there's too much noise out there right I mean and the two whole high profile cases around here um neither one of those women have been found it's awful I mean one of them will never be found because of of what and what happened um but but the other one who from uh I think she was in Brimfield who just kind of like walked away with her cell phone and her iPad and everything they haven't found her either I don't even understand how that's happening Jenny there's no shame in being true to yourself and reaching out for help when you're struggling good morning Christiana good morning Kelly hey Miss Kelly are you bringing me another coffee I love the lengths that you're going to to not be on camera I appreciate that it's the man behind the curtain I know who decided to make me a coffee because he knows Mama's mental health needs it it's our it's our weather guy yeah our not meteorologists you know who is not a meteorologist by the way who El Roca he's not no well oh he's a he's a weather guy but he's not one of those AMS certified whatever people yeah no I had no idea yeah I'm just glad he's still with us it was touch and go for a while yeah he's been really sick a couple of times yeah but then he bounces right back and he goes right to work I think because he he he obviously can retire I just think he knows he doesn't know what else to do yeah like he's like my mom right now decorated my brother's apartment my 30 year old brother's apartment and when Mom leaves she's coming here and she doesn't have a ticket home my mother-in-law is coming after my mother so that the revolving door is my mother who will be here this week my mother-in-law are they going to be here at the same time no they're not good they're they're waiting for each other to not cross paths do they like each other they like each other they just there's only one bedroom right now and nobody wants to sleep downstairs okay nobody I mean my studio is down here you're stuck with me when this light goes on that bedroom light goes on and whatever you're doing we're gonna be talking about yeah exact 100 so I feel like that they definitely want to give each other their space the buffer and also then my j-1s come in and I was asked for more because they need more housing yeah so I think I have three kazakhstanis coming to stay with us this summer did you hear they're doctors did you hear from your ones who were here last summer yes they are safe my Turkish girls are safe they were on the other side of town however their families were definitely affected and they gave me um a relief fund that is for them so if you are so inclined I'll drop it in the chat after this and let you know how you can help them because they're really kind sweet girls and uh they're in school to work for their government and uh they're just cute youngsters they're nice they're nice couple times I had a chance to chat with them yeah they're very kind they were great with my kids I'd come upstairs and both uh Zay and Rain would be having coffee with my daughter I'm like how fun is this right I'm like can I get on this un conversation it's fun uh cousin Aaron has finally tuned in yay Aaron oh you've given her a little Flack for being late this morning God she's late it's still vacation week does she have people that she said but she's a Virginia so I don't know if if it's to say oh if that's the same week she may have been busy getting the kids off to school yeah oh I could take a vacation right now I really need one moving my brother in is not a vacation and I'm only going there for like a day and a half yeah not even that'll be work yeah it particularly since you've thrown your back out and you can't work I can't I'm useless all I'm good for is like driving the vehicle there and driving the vehicle home Aaron just wrote sorry it's technically oh that's true that's fair that's true you're right sorry Aaron I'm a business owner so I don't know what that's that is I don't get holidays or vacation time mama mama needs to take some vacation time though I'm going through the steps of trying to get um and Consolidated mortgage and then work out some sort of financing it's been a little stressful yep finding my DD214 very stressful I found it yesterday and I forgot I had taken a screenshot from the last time I was trying to find it and stored it away do you ever I do this with passwords I do this with important documents this I gotta put this in a safe spot then I forget where the same spot is hey we all do it we all do it it doesn't make any difference how old you are I couldn't find it I for the life of me I can't actually figure out where the physical document is it's here somewhere yeah filed in a very safe place in a folder marked but it is so the minute you yeah if I can find this yes being a mother is a 24 7 job that never is the in yes thank you very much Kelly I appreciate you good morning Greg thank you for sending me the taco hat I really loved it I had my little Mardi Gras hat on but it was bothering me and it's very glittery I'm gonna pay for this all week long I know you keep checking your heart glitter is over there so I don't go homework glitter you know what I mean it is the herpes of the Arts and Crafts World it does stick around sorry friends yes as long as you know they're safe for it I'll be fine I love you guys thank you so much for checking in so what have you got math campus going on for her do you have you still have college I still have classes yeah we don't we don't have spring break for another two weeks I think and are you doing any spring break fun things are you planning I don't know because it doesn't correlate with you it does it doesn't correlate with Mariana's School Vacations so you know I'll just probably come here and work yeah thank you I've got to teach you how to fly this thing yeah how to fly that's right very very easily done Hank you are uh with it uh you brought some information to the table this morning when we were talking about Brittany Greiner she was offered a one-year contract but you said it was like it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke um the WNBA you know if you remember Brittany Greiner was was held over in in Russia and and that whole drama um but Brittany grinder who was a big star in the WNBA anyway and who will be you know uh an even bigger star or attraction or whatever she signed a one-year contract one year in the WNBA for 165 000 it's so sad for the year that's one game's pay for a lot of NBA players it's I feel like we should start supporting them more because if we support it more and we patronize these games because I wouldn't even know where to tell you to get uh WNBA game yeah in our area they play it um um so maybe I need to patronize these games more because if we go to the games maybe they'll get paid more right I mean these are these are uh basketball players who are every bit as talented as NBA players if not more sometimes yeah but the pay scale is just ridiculous which makes what the US Women's Soccer Team so important did so important yeah yeah I agree to make sure that they get paid on the same scale as the U.S men's soccer team which quite frankly the women's soccer team was generating more revenue and was more popular than the men's soccer well that's exactly it if that's if the revenue is in correlation to what they're getting paid you know what I mean if that's more people are watching then the more you get paid right get that kind of scale for because it's wanted right it's supply and demand that's our economy is it not I mean yeah yeah I mean and they've and they've got to screw it up and yes 165 000 a year is a lot of money but trust me I like it oh sure but when you consider that they're considered professional basketball players the expectations that go along with that 165 000 ain't a lot of money to do the stuff that you're expected to do yeah right Aaron no Hank's not gonna go full time in the morning I can't afford him but I'll be here a couple days a week he's getting WNBA pay right now I'm looking for it Sunday we're gonna we're working on it we're working out to full-time NBA salary over here yeah we're working out I'll take it that's it I'm putting it out there right Kelly we're manifesting things we're putting it out there I'm deciding that this is what it's going to be full-time MBA salary full-time NBA we're looking for it I'll take that I don't mind two Florida paramedics suspended after pronouncing an alive man dead I feel as if that's one place it's not like a meteorologist or a weatherman where you can't be right or wrong on this and have a job the next day you're like yeah you're good no you can't pronounce someone dead that is very much alive yeah how do you make that mistake so let's go and find out actually an Ohio woman was sentenced to two years in prison after lying to concealer participation oh no this is a different story I was like wait a minute this has nothing to do with the people that were dead this is Clearwater by the way suspended after pronouncing a man dead who's later found to still be breathing uh he went into cardiac arrest they said he died shortly after arrival then they noticed the patient was breathing oh I mean that's what happens yeah a million years ago right that's why they buried you with the Bell right just in case I'm alive I'm not dead yet I woke up and you said this is Clearwater yeah it's clear water place in Florida okay we will be calling nine well hopefully we'll never be calling 9-1-1 when we're in Clearwater do they have to get a ticket to get on that beach oh probably I still can't get over that do I have to get a ticket to walk the beach there's nothing better than that if you're there for February vacation right now you do not need a ticket to get on the beach just in case you're right but you may have to pay for parking but what a scam I mean it sounds like the Cape Cod tunnel we're still wanting that Cape Cod tunnel given what's going on with the bridges Hank right actually we could probably get the tunnel faster than we could get I agree wholeheartedly they could probably dig a hole faster than they could replace those two Bridges seriously so we're gonna wrap things up in the studio here you can listen to us on Alexa Roku TV uh where else are we online download the app lemonadeio.com thank you so much for joining us and Hank will be back next Tuesday that's correct see you later folks have a great vacation