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foreign how long is that good for until now oh boy right we got some fancy stuff over here we're late we got those transitions sorry my bed was awful and cozy and that happens I'm super jealous this news is wonderful I just got to make sure that our microphones are on first yeah we are on EAS oh yeah audio issues yeah no this is actually like functioning the way it's supposed to today which I'm not used to things going smoothly so what's wrong everything I don't know all of the things how did you unplug this from here like you needed a step ladder yeah I did figure it out good morning to you it's Greg and Stephanie we're happy to be here also going to thank our sponsors and be our Landscaping if you're looking for cleaning and woodworking I mean they literally do it all I think that they just added another brand yesterday Bruno sent me the new brand for a logo and I was like oh okay diversify I can't go wrong so yeah thank you very much MBR landscaping.com go there and uh hire them uh good morning Gloria thank you so that's and also Cayman Islands Kia go test drive a vehicle tell them Stephanie Viva sent you I'm also going to be out live today since we're wearing green where I'll be at Cape Cod cannabis and well Fleet total accident that was yeah it was I'm gonna change and put on the company company stuff later happy 4 20 y'all Greg doesn't do that stuff which makes me laugh I was like did you wear green on purpose today you didn't know although I'm told by many people that I should you need something to just um shut you up he figured out you let me know we can get you some and see how you do that's what they yeah yeah theory yes but that's not exactly how it works you know body science and all you got to deal with everybody's body well I saw something online therefore I know everything I'm a master of everything good morning Christiana hey Jane good morning Courtney thanks for joining us so yeah this morning um I do my normal question of the day but this one I've had escape the Pina Colada song stuck in my head all freaking week I feel like I've listened to it the maximum amount of times a person needs to ever listen to a song ever so that was the question today which song could you live your entire life with never hearing again ooh right I mean this runs the gamut from baby shark to Pour some sugar on me is what we're getting on on social so I was just curious if there was a song out there you're like I've heard it enough times in my lifetime that it never needs to be heard again also Hotel California is one of those songs for me I just never need to hear it again I've heard it so many times Call Me Maybe a Christiana Love Shack I'm good Call Me Maybe for you come on baby hey I just met you this is crazy right yeah it is crazy shut up tell me how you really feel about Carly Rae Jepsen Greg I'm sure she's a wonderful person okay so what's new in the world of Greg uh have a beautiful day Carol thanks for checking in egg Greg is on a weight loss bet so hopefully you see me shrink over the next few uh I love that we're gonna have this on camera that's good we're gonna be honest about it yeah because I want him to see this I want him to know that I'm gonna win please tell me more because I feel like there's so much more you want the villain origins yes so I may or may not have had a little hole in the side seam down by my knee on my jeans I may or may not have been in a Providence Brewing game this weekend I may or may not have bent over to pick something over I dropped in that scene first is this twice in a month we've spotted pants okay okay we weren't talking about the first one because that one was bad people's parents were around there was a dance floor things were active okay yeah full on blown out crochet region we didn't I was so much for imagination thanks pal oh no shame shame so yeah I I had a weight loss bet with my buddy a few years ago and I won by like barely a percentage Point whatever so he was fuming about it so we're doing another um because you realized I need it thanks but it's only like 75 bucks okay we might uh we may also be betting a shorty Jersey that uh the letter Kenny spin-off okay so if you see me walking around in a like a baby powder blue whatever hockey jersey that doesn't make it because you want it I earned that sucker all right so yeah yeah hopefully I uh monetary bats always seemingly win for me also that's the only way I roll gotta put something on the line I mean I don't I don't care about my actual Health yeah yeah I go out take care of everything everywhere else I'm just going give me a good old-fashioned bet I'm in yeah I'm taking your money that's what's gonna it's not greed it's just shove it in my buddy's face that's so true though the money is on the line you're down yeah he's in a very supportive fashion because we are friends there's been a lot of trash yeah I feel like two pants splitting episodes in a month is maybe I just don't know how to buy clothes and don't buy the cheap maybe your clothes are weak they're exhausted maybe they're old once they've been returned 17 times to Marshalls you should probably consider not buying that one good morning Colleen and Michelle and Ashley we've got an event coming up this weekend over at knock about it's from 11 to 2 heroes in transition our team they're renaming uh an IPA so it's going to be um Hazard IPA and then we have a Seltzer named after us so it's The Ruck wrecker Seltzer ooh what flavor I know I don't know what the flavor is going to be yet they'll tell me I told myself I wasn't drinking this weekend but for the next month isn't that old school I told myself I want to get a drink well now there's money on the line let's just do one now I now I lose you know machismo yeah yeah well you can come and make a donation or buy one of the silent auction items Craig has been crafting a charcuterie board right I feel like the worse you pronounce it the more accurate it is like the more chocolate bar what is the origin of this is it French it is right I don't know is any of that even sound remotely correct yes ish right charcuterie it's good it doesn't sound right I follow this Gaelic guys Irish guy that travels on one of my social medias and he cracks me up he goes I'm just proving to you that anything can sound Spanish or romantic so we started speaking in Gaelic but he was doing it in a tone that sounded Spanish and I was like fair play to you sir you do sound Spanish but it's not that is definitely Gaelic it's all on how you say things to people I tell my children that all the time whether you're delivering bad news or whether this is going to be an emergency because my daughter is like the Rando screamer and then I turned around in the car yesterday I forget where the hell we were because it actually Jarred me I thought it was an emergency and it was something about one of her friends was going to be in a play and I was like oh is it nearby no it's in the midwest I'm like why was there it sounded like a spider embedded itself into her skin like I I didn't there are ways to approach excitement and that was not it oh I beat this Candy Crush puzzle in record time right I got two more stars okay why did you scare everybody right like it sounded like there was an emergency happening that I really needed to pull over for I almost drove into a jersey barrier and it was just because she was excited about something so Random So Random jolted me out of my slow kid stupor hi I'm awake everyone's civil yeah it has been that way this entire week because the kids are home for April vacation and while mine don't really want to do anything they find a way to make me do lots of things all day long for them those beautiful burdens yeah how was tomatillos last night packed yeah yeah it was packed was there much running around a lot there was a lot no no not little kids though really there were plenty of little kids in there but there were big groups in the dining room so it was like not much movement uh because everybody was kind of settled in for the Long Haul in there school vacationing I'm like um maybe this isn't the space for me to be at yeah there were a lot of people out last night okay proud beer was pretty busy um father's Tavern was pretty busy so we had we had a lot of happenings uh at school vacation week so I'm It's gotta entertain them yeah Thursday now so if you need to see me at Kpop cannabis we're here we're here for you it is recreational but everything's medical right some friends just got a trampoline in their backyard which I love because you sometimes can't slow me down but it's also like one of the top 10 things for children to get injured danger so they keep modifying like you see them I I have a third story window uh fifth grade buddy I remember jumping out onto one of these trampolines and then like a leg's broken what can you do but they keep moving the net in more yeah so that you you're nowhere near the springs so supposedly one day trampolines will be safe the safest trampoline is the one you don't jump on yeah I agree to that we had one for a little while then somebody put a stab hole in it and actually we were very lucky that no one fell through it this is why we don't invest that it just became a pile of trash that's what I can't stand the amount of refuse in my yard from Toys days gone by is ridiculous you've got a giant pile right now remember all those memories of the cute children doing things now it's just weapons right there yeah it's like a junkyard it's not great MBR Landscaping do not recommend Colleen said Greg you're gonna break a hip yeah uh yes accurate you are correct did you go to the bloody Mary mix-off over the weekend no I was uh we had those tickets oh that's right you're too busy splitting pants at Bruins can we not are we not friends I thought we were cool you're too busy destroying your wardrobe that's right that's why we all look like my friends boys can't do jeggings yeah you see me in spandex we got more questions now that is okay you in leggings so what do you want yes all right you want to make a bet what kind of bed should we admit anybody watching or listening right now what kind of bet should Stephanie and I have where we get to pick the others out with a full day of yoga pants is so like how much is that worth I think you working an entire day in like a full MooMoo like I don't care like Grandma I want rollers in the hair I want everything you expect like ma the meatloaf like that yes that's what I think you know what she does back there nothing we don't even know all right we'll get anybody got any bets for uh it can't be hair growth I know we need to make a bat and then the the punishment is either one of those all spandex yeah mandex need some spikes gotta Tone It Up gotta Tone It Up Zach Galifianakis walking out with a little cocktail in the hair it's a little wig and a satchel I know we'll dress you up like a mom um doing errands which is basically just wearing yoga pants looking like she's going to the gym but never does that is the mom outfit yeah it's sportswear okay because I'm growing athletes yes Colleen says a bunny suit that's also fun we can get you in a bath I would do it one night I wasn't sure if I wanted to go out like a decade ago so I decided yeah screw it I'm wearing my Elmo pajama pants and my bright blue like MSPCA shirt I'm here for it and I went to what was it 586 at the time like yeah like Greg we uh dude we I don't know if we should let you in like is this offending anybody like come on the last time I lost a bet I forget where I was uh where how it exactly happened but all of my girlfriends my friend Jesse purchased these onesies but the one she purchased for me was a child's large not an adult's large so would you call that snug yeah um the girls did not quite zip up so it was like zipped up to here because they still had to wear it and also the legs came up to my knees is that what we call naughty or uh someone's wearing the same thing it was a No-No it was and I we find ourselves at Tiki and I remember that was one of the last that makes sense that I saw our friend Stephen who was passed and he just walked over and he's like just eye contact with the cleave yeah and he's like so uh what's happening tonight yeah sure I'll give picture him being wide-eyed hi how's things yeah yeah you look great how's it going so awkward it's so awkward I've got to find a photo of it somewhere because it was real bad eyeballs people although a tiki board I feel like oh particularly when you know everybody there's plenty of eyeballs out everybody who's watching everybody is the best people watching especially during football season I've never heard good morning John I've never heard of the cleave thank you that was interesting yeah the cleave she was out in full force once again there was no containing that and a child's large that just wasn't happening yeah we went from sexy attempt to no no no it was like kind of like a Oompa Loompa with boobs it just didn't it didn't work uh uh family friendly to family making it is well you know what prom is right around the corner and Michael Anthony please drop your phone number for people to get a hold of you in the chat he has got a beautiful transportation service that you might want to be interested in keep the kids safe keep them all together have Michael drive them around for prom he'll definitely make it worth your while and they will be looking luxurious when they arrive my daughter's beautiful dress arrived in the home yesterday ooh she pricey this kid needs to do a lot more work around the house to Warrant the expense that she is he'll pick up that trampoline I you would have looked like I had asked her to murder an animal yesterday when I was like can you just do the dishes uh yeah and the amount of it wasn't even a temper tantrum it was just the disdained disgusted and one of my kids will always point at the other ones it turns into three stooges around here but what about them and he didn't do this and she didn't do this and why do I have to do this and it's right it is that not it not it yeah I brought you a tour of student bleeping dishes yeah brought you into this world I will take you out sometimes I can't even make it that threat anymore I know I know so we love them dearly we want to keep them safe so that I can choke them when we get home exactly scary Michael the celebration of uh whatever their oh yeah I really thought it was a spider honor I really did it's just a spider right you're gonna be all right good morning John good morning Jackie how are you adding snaps to your story right now or is this earlier on today right what so I got a notification that was like Greg Hiller has added two snaps to whatever do I shut down the show and go look at your snaps were they from last night Snaps are they snap worthy are they worth my eyes what did I do for snaps I don't know oh no it's me walking uh Kathy's dog oh okay puppy photos yeah with a big floofy tail but he was excited she had just got home but she had to run out and like yeah I'll walk the little nut bag so take her for a walk and he's pulling and his ears are back in speed mode and I just thought it was funny but that's oh I like that I cross posted on Instagram it was funny big poofy tail and just yanking then oh put on this harness link nope he's gonna you're a good dog walker you're good friends some days I'm all right puppy I saw tips for Rover on this 420. um I didn't realize that they needed to write them out for people to keep cannabis away from your dogs it's not good for them but keep cannabis away from your dogs it's not good for them spelling things out for people is how we became a dumber Society I'm like wait a minute what seriously so yeah remember the Dare program yeah whatever happened to that sucker I don't know I think I'm one of those t-shirts though dude they're they're probably fancy thanks Nancy Reagan they're probably in all the thrift stores now no I think they're still around because I mean I think that they still do a really good job one of my work t-shirts ended up at the thrift store and somebody said hey where'd you get that shirt I'm like uh it's literally my business like oh I got one of those I'm sorry I'm what what it was kind of funny yeah well I know that there was a bunch of t-shirts that entered the thrift shop domain from my former show so I know that that's that is a possibility that that's out there I'm gonna pop some tags only got twenty dollars in my pocket either that or they just should have been burned let it burn let it burn exactly so I don't know what you got going on for this weekend I've got chili Fest which is happening and Mashpee totally sold out event grab Brothers which I'm really excited to see because I haven't seen the grabbies in a while what time and where is that so it is that popping asset and that is Saturday from noon until four so the folks that I went to the wedding are coming down to the cape certain ones have family homes whatever yeah one in Barnstable like hey Greg we're coming down get ready I'm like I just entered away can I can I eat just like they have sugar-free claws yeah I'm gonna have to go Tito soda and mostly water oh yeah and that's bad especially when you're reducing your calorie intake you're gonna be a sloppy lady this weekend in my MooMoo we gotta figure out what kind of bet we should do we're gonna hype each other up and bring each other down at the same time I know I I'm definitely for it it's got to go into like the first day of summer for events that happen then to May we gotta go to an event dress stupid I like this and what anybody got any events uh into May because I'm just you need any entertainment for yeah and what should we do and what should the weight uh the wager I'll just I'll jump in on your weight loss so you're not alone no it's fine I mean we are you know it's guys we're mean to each other I'm okay I could be mean no but I still respect you as a human and when guys respect each other and hate each other it's you know it's just violent locker room talk ah stupid fat lazy I know I'm sorry I'm taking your money that's awesome I don't know uh what do you want to better in your life other than weight loss um I don't know I need to we'll have to talk we'll have to formulate This Bat at a different juncture when my brain is absolutely on yeah I would say something like uh whoever can raise more money for a particular thing I'm so down for that you have such a better Outreach it's that's not fair like I think it would have we'd have to give me a handicap so what would it be right so if it were to be like for years in transition yeah it would happen you have to raise 500 and I have to raise like 2500 yeah please oh five grand yes you kidding me yeah look at everybody no it's it's not fair hey I'm out in the public every day of my life you know it's my it's my living and whatever hey John people are drawn to me and I'm fun and infectious and everybody loves me and there's Greg that just goes to people's houses and office John has a weight gaining event coming up for himself and also he said when my brain is absolutely on when would that be touche my friend there's always that sweet spot you know like when you're playing pool or playing an activity or you get that sweet spot where you got a couple of cocktails in you and everything is organized and everything is Flowing properly it's like a small window so if I'm golfing I should have two to three white claws you didn't even talk to me about your golfing event over the weekend didn't lose the ball I'm proud of you for that my one goal I was 42 over or something but didn't lose the ball okay I slowed everything down because I went and find it and I found wow that's weird I found causing Ruckus and Mayhem must find all right man cranky fine pink ball her in leaves go but I found like 12 other balls oh there you go so now I just gotta set up a net in my backyard and pretend I'm aiming them at my neighbor's house I was disappointed that your friends did not bring you a rag doll for your date today very disappointed uh well she's got the marital Market cornered on ragdolls she can have it we had a story last Thursday in which a woman from Brazil was married to a rag doll and was expecting a baby the Ragdoll was named Marcelo I thought it was expect I thought she was expecting or they as a couple because she's married to the right their second child inanimate Ragdoll and didn't she have the first baby in order to fix the marriage because yeah yeah literally literally can't even I literally can't these are great stories and also one of our crazy crimes this morning was another man stripping down to his boxers and fleeing in the swamp I don't understand why criminals feel the need to get naked I feel like that's a marker to be found faster no aerodynamics when you see someone naked it is going to stick into your brain faster than just seeing someone with whatever outfit that they had the grease up guy who can't catch me who can't catch me I just don't get it oh you heard gulping not golfing he was golfing not I didn't go to 7-Eleven get a Big Gulp oh why is everything going to be fat like when I'm swinging a club so aggressive we debuted the puck to put me off over this week with our new Feats of Strength part of some of our games and because we got so sick of the tiebreakers that are boring during trivia so now we've brought in like there's like seven different events to the point where cliff and I are now making a Summer Olympics with our events and the only way that you can get to play this and we're going to do it for money and we're also going to have a charitable component there you go uh but the only way you can enter is if you've won trivia or any of our music bingos that's how you get involved but I mean that the putting one was like closest to the whole we've got a couple of other really ridiculous ones a saw video on Instagram reels the other day they were tailgating before their golf like they had a table all the mixers handles of vodka before golf like I thought the whole point was to sneak a couple in the bag or something and then drink them right isn't it a gentleman's game yeah just because they're dressed nice doesn't mean they're sober what's up Nat there's a guy in that what a paper mache woman and then knocked her up wow but the paper gets soggy I can't thank you good morning Kathy this is a classic Morning Show here today I'm going golfing again tomorrow what was the traffic what do I have to prepare myself for to leave this house okay yeah actually so if you go that direction towards 28 uh near picasset whatever yeah um I think I should just go the hell all the way around and then I get the Sagamore Bridge then it's not worth it exactly if you go this way uh half of my commute was from the Mashpee Rotary uh and no Road I didn't realize it was all torn up yep no road yeah that's what I said I felt like I was on the Oregon Trail the other day I was gonna make it I'm paying attention you have died of dysentery sometimes I feel like that is more um a better way for me to go just something get me there should be an Oregon Trail movie but like Seth MacFarlane's a thousand ways to die or whatever it was okay but then they just keep resetting it's like Groundhog Day I guess it kind of sounds like your cocaine bear again oh don't watch it oh it's so stupid I loved it it was honestly just a bad movie I absolutely loved it yeah I ca I know every every road is torn up everybody's sitting in traffic and we've got Memorial Day like right around the corner before we blink it's May I can't even believe here we are the 20th of April and I'm like so not ready for anything traffic created covet again you might as well not leave the house that's it that's I I stay here now this is where I live you do that quick little gas pedal thump to get into traffic and then brakes done we're you know we're not moving for half an hour I'm just hoping that I don't pop a tire with all of the excess road traffic and situations that are happening I'd like just a road please thank you supposedly the bridge traffic will be done soon supposedly they're ahead of well this single Lane of four or single in each Direction was supposed to be stopped sooner than expected which is good even though you it says Round the Clock and you don't see service vehicles or whatever at midnight when you're coming over from a flight or whatever a safe flight I don't mean drinking in Plymouth that would be wrong no so you got some weekend plans uh yeah the so the some of the group yeah white girl wasted no I'm gonna try to behave we'll see um I want videos I want to win this bet all right so they have it in their head that we're probably hitting Tiki and some dive bars perfect no I'm calorie counting people this is the wrong time this is not the time of year for this I was informed that they're invading Cape Cod as uh I think three minutes prior we shook hands on the BET okay it's just like oh Double Down sucka like great and he said no surgeries and no cocaine you're not that's the rubric yeah no drugs no cutting it out I'm like okay okay I guess I'm in for this I mean I think you subscribed to that already right no I've never touched Coke in my life but I mean there's a lot of people that I know that all of a sudden oh I lost a lot of weight what are you changing nothing just hanging out with some new friends on the weekend like oh that's cool you must be doing like cardiac activities because I'm naive and don't know anything nope I'm wrong they're just apparently it happens more and more people I find out are doing it and okay great happy for them that's weird though I know my daughter said that she was propositioned at a bar for set illicit substances fairly recently and she's like Mom the lady was like 60. I was like okay maybe maybe not hang out at that particular place anymore well what was that uh Wall Street movie or whatever the Wolf of Wall Street do you you just did that in public yeah how else can you do what I do you know the McConaughey and I love that I think that was just hot mess I think that was ad-lib the scene where he's I think this is a perfect time to talk about Charlie Sheen apparently everything's all patched up between him and his Two and a Half Men uh fired situation Chuck Laurie speaking of cocaine in daylight well I saw the story and I was like well let's just talk about Segway shall we the two have teamed up for a new show that's heading to HBO Max how to be a bookie oh I'm sure he's met a few right and gambling is now legal in Mass I got a bunch of buddies that are I've been very fortunate so far on the different apps um and you can go and so the the bachelor party in Boston we went up to what's the Encore yeah yeah I didn't realize it was just have you been there all the TVs over by the bar or whatever and it's all just betting again yeah it's pretty small well it's just dudes staring at TVs which I'm like oh this is halfway across America the sports book yeah yeah I went to one in Vegas with our friend Bruiser or Jim um and uh that was my first sitting in a real sports book and what it was like and basically yeah it's like 100 guys in chairs staring at TVs I'm like wow this is thrilling yep great way to lose money the only place the cute waitress isn't locked after because when a dude's got like his life savings and like the divorce money on the line he's just sitting there good morning Lauren you have been a busy girl she's got her non-profit she has teamed up with another one of my friends with their non-profit they are working their tail off organizing getting things ready you were you make my head spin and I'm a busy person so keep up the good work and I know she's got to eat for all on top of all that which is just a lot of daunting a lot of people don't realize some of these events that people put on lining people up corralling human beings getting money lined up and you know sponsorships you know exactly how exhausting it is are you like one of the last members of Kiwanis I'm like just call me when you need the the dude in the pickup truck where do I have to be when the youngest member needs to pick up the grill or something oh just I was wearing a hair net a few weeks ago that was useful but yeah I was like oh no nothing just launching a new business it is exciting oh yeah that is fun if you need somebody to move a grill for you call Greg no my number's five five five no yeah do your damn self get yourself a pickup what are you watching for our shows right now I'm kind of in a dry spell I'm looking for something good I tried to watch succession it's I mean those people are so horrible to each other I can't watch it like it's actually upsetting me I have nightmares about it well and I want to finish it because it's well written it's just a terrible show like they're terrible to each other I can imagine and it's it it gives me the nightmares well what is it about one guy retiring and then who's gonna take it this way he doesn't want to retire the kids are trying to get the dad's business oh and it's like cut throat and stabbed each other in the back and I'm like these are horrible this is your family it's bad money is a awful variable yeah it's definitely gross to watch what's happening it's it's money is a necessary thing but over the last couple years I've just grown this huge distaste for the idea of it yeah absolutely essential necessary but I just hate the idea of it it turns people you don't know you're not worth what you've got you don't learn enough I have more like what's like did you hold the door open for the person behind you yeah that's the crap I don't have copious amounts of time but I do like to watch a good show at program it calms me down for whatever reason that show does not calm me down what I do I do like Yellowstone and apparently they're having huge fights everybody's not getting along now so they said season five that's it like no one Sheridan was like that's it this Show's done let's get through these last things we're over well who's the lead supposedly you didn't want to come back Kevin Costner I suppose he didn't want to come back or something well he's 105 he doesn't need to be there anymore but being 105 puts them for the perfect role right you got nothing but time friends when they do all the flashbacks I mean here's a walker that's it then you go to the younger person I have a shot of whiskey say something wise can't you limit the time in which you need the the people the storyline and then just do a lot of young young parts or maybe maybe the next Generations that's what they're working on right now but they said season five will be the last and it's disappointing because I really like the trajectory of the show and that Beth Dutton she is a lunatic I was about to say could you could you date someone like Beth or what's her kind of part what's his name rip rip rip every woman wants rip he's not even that cute but Cole Haan does something in that and like he's I don't know what it is but could you date him I could date him because he's the calm one well so rip he's the calm one rip is uh the Dutton military I know but he's also the only one that could deal with her crazy ass so oh he's extreme but she is the soft side yes she brings out and the the man that does something to her and gets it pretty bad yeah yeah hey you just went somewhere else in your brain no no I can't even look at you good morning Jimmy Beth is uh there's an assassination attempt on her she's alone in Tech well yeah I mean you're a much likes the session you're messing with millions and Futures and people's lives and livelihood and what they've built it up and these guys are practically ignoring their families for their ego and then they go toward each other and then they're paying I feel like the children though are I mean at least one of the brothers is like nice and sweet oh absolutely we're a succession they're all just rotten I think all of them are just as terrible as the next well these are the shows we're watching right now and I'm like I got nothing the youngest son cares about his wife and his family and they're Blended because she's of the Native uh persuasion it's a good show but I wonder if I could ever date a Beth like confidence non-stop you would like that stuff significant loyalty you won't be bored but but all over the place so is that why we're single dear diary this chick opened her mouth again does this make me look fat does this make me look skinny I hate show okay Beth calm down yeah no can't do it so you've already decided how your your fictitious relationship with Beth dotten would go I I just I good morning Eva she's all over the place but again severely loyal to her family um loves who she loves she's very black and white but she's off kilter about it much like the the spanking of children and everything else that you just can't do anymore she'll walk over and grab you by the shirt smash your phone put your eye out like yeah but she gave that kid a home I'm kidding right good morning Tom but where's the gray area Liz happy 420 to you I'm going to be over at Cape Cod cannabis in just a little bit dancing spoons food truck is going to be there they've got a pop-up and some other fun stuff we'll be in well Fleet from 11 to 2 so swing by and say hello and celebrate 420 with us also Karen is going to be joining me from our new podcast what's choking and uh she's got some merch she's got cannabis leggings maybe that's what I'm going to make you wear in our bet the Cannabis the guy that doesn't smoke weed is going to be wearing you know tight cannabis leggings cannabis a fanny pack I feel like we just need to get you yeah fat it's not a man person it's natural uh I definitely have the outfit in my brain already I just we need to we haven't even figured like a side ponytail we haven't figured out what's a wager I know that's the best part though I don't know what the bed is over I need a full day in in yoga pants though what if I look good in yoga I know you're probably gonna I'm gonna lose the weight first I had to get my shorty jerseys because I made another bet with something and I have to wear yoga pants so it's just one continuation of should have used cocaine for a week through it that's awesome oh my God yes but yeah if I raise 500 bucks and you raise like five trillion five grand I think 505 Grand oh my God I'm not really I'm sweating this one I'm gonna need some serious donations you watch you'll end up getting five grand just because whatever stupidness you're gonna make me wear no I'd have to go hit up people you just mentioned a couple times please save me from the leggings yeah save me from the moo moo Jesus all right so and and let's reverse this as we're talking about you dating the Beth duttons of the world Leo Sayer is known for the hit You Make Me Feel Like Dancing married his longtime love Donatella they've been dating for 40 years with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 40 years done until uh oh sorry well that's love and then got married this past Saturday why is it insurance but what is the Turning Point yeah maybe maybe it's a league that maybe a legality situation in which somebody's protected but what's the point of getting married if you've been together for 40 years and it's working now you're gonna get married like I I feel like there's so much more than the byline to the story here could could be money could be health could be insurances could be a like estate planning situation yeah I feel like there's just more of a legality situation here I'm curious expectations shut people up unfortunately that's the thing no it's like I didn't nag somebody for 40 years and now they're like whenever I've given up go ahead take it we'll just take it I know of a couple situations where uh each party was uh married before and did not work out once or twice then they finally meet each other and they're just perfect matches and then all of a sudden you know Drunk On A Boat one day he's like you know I get married like they both told each other I'm never getting married again it didn't work I don't need the title I want to be happy you're my person boom done done never and they both agreed no rings nothing Perfect all of a sudden I want to marry him like just everything we'll just go oh well that's nice right that's what Lauren said she's like maybe just because yeah yeah all the negativity in the world you want to just you want to know that and finally you're my person I'm I'm scarred from this experience this relationship when it finally comes to it I think is the time that you should get married if you get married 40 years it just seems like a lot that's all who knows you know when you know you know when you know yeah I guess oh well now they can go through divorce like everybody else in America well they're out of time for that I think I think they're good Martin scorsese's got a new movie out killers of the flower Moon three hours and 26 minutes I don't is there a need to make a movie for three and a half hours the last long movie I I thoroughly enjoyed was Avengers end game but there's 20 something movies that they tied all the knots together uh they needed that kind of but it's long I can't yeah so Leonardo DiCaprio's got a new film out that's three minutes shorter than the Irishman 14 minutes longer than Avatar The Way of the water I still haven't even seen that new Avatar don't I don't really understand stop really watching movies I think I just don't have to I fall asleep now I I watch YouTube I watched a guy fix a flat tire not a shell I found some guy that sounds like a dad and hillbilly out in the woods he's like oh by the way this is the valve timing and that's what you're getting no wonder why you like letter Kenny you sound like a complete much more sense idiot but you know like all the torque specs and how to do things and all of a sudden and he makes like he's a family man his his sons are helping though I love that you know the backstory of the YouTuber that you watch fix tires well the whole the whole family comes in the wife comes in and she kind of does like the interior stuff and cleaning and also like brings him snacks whatever yeah his thing for beers is called cold snacks uh spark plug wires or lightning hoses they're like this now they're watching YouTube videos of like whole ass other families well that's what they do like instead of participating in their own his middle son started his own little YouTube channel and you can hear dad recording it and doing the editing for him or teaching them how to do it it's like I'm gonna fix my go-kart I got a flat tire that's awesome and um it's just as awkward kid wants to do what Daddy does and he's absolutely support it's it's wholesome and he's fixing a car that would have just sat there rotten in a field I saw something today heartstrings oh I saw something today that made me think of you it was a crazy crime it was in Florida it was this jet ski that was pulled over on the highway because the man made it into a motorcycle so it looked like a jet ski oh yeah only it's now a motorcycle well it didn't have all the things you need to drive that on the highway you know like rear view mirrors or a license plate or some of them do the other things it was pulled over for that situation but I looked at it and I immediately thought of you okay because of your Franken blower or your other morphing of several uh electronic motor and yeah doing something different or fixing I like fixing stuff manly rehabbing of of I don't even know what things that make noise and use gasoline yeah right oh I get I gotta break out the yard torch again oh that's fun so if you ever need to start a campfire you can like take little stuff and then make a bigger effect or you just go get the propane tank and this 40 torch arm from Harbor Freight it also is for like burning off weeds and like Stone driveway I found out a year later that that purpose works well too but it starts the fire immediately anytime you hear me giggling get a fire extinguisher or turn on the hose I think that that's best yeah yeah something something things that could blow up with Greg that's your YouTube channel yeah and meanwhile you'll see like Kathy's son comes over I knocked on the door I'm like uh can Jim come out and play like what and I just started going and he's like oh curious so and then I the other neighbor sees me and go tee-hee so they all come over curious because they know I'm gonna do something stupid and then I show off the new torch and everybody's eyebrows are gone it's great excellent Loomis he said PBS all the British dramas all rolled into one just watched bewildered at the pace that one in acorns because I'm now watching Rando British things makes me happy and it makes me fall asleep not Brit box there's a service that there's a lot of good box also there's a lot of good British content out there it's yeah it all seems like the same show though I still have to see the I.T crowd order it is it is good that is worth it I'm telling you break away from your weird YouTube family and go watch IT Crowd here wholesome it's weird it's education you're watching other people's lives I think it's a weird reality show that's not a reality show hey it's better in traffic on 151. that's true to watch this rather than curse true we're gonna wrap things up today I've got to get on with my day I'm gonna leave the house in like 10 minutes I'm headed over to Cape Cod cannabis it is 4 20. I'm waiting for the food trucks we are wearing green I know that's it so have a great day from Greg and I we say hello and goodbye thanks for watching you're gonna come to Cape Cod cannabis with me yeah