Greg and Stephanie

foreign sorry we're nonsense good morning it's been a morning still asleep um I'm not even tired it's just that uh everything is broken well yeah even as I mentioned I think I was still in my dream state when I shut off my alarm clock this morning I hate when that happens yeah oh wow are we still at the Disco how was everyone's Fourth of July yay it's over mine was Mayhem it was chaotic apparently that seemed to be the theme throughout Cape Cod yep chaos relax no it just seemed that way well just a quick run to the ER what I I thought I broke my hand I didn't it was just puffy um but I also did burgers and dogs on the fourth of July in the rain and then the rain stopped so that people could enjoy them and cause chaos and then it kept coming so now everybody hovered around the tent like and people running behind us we have a hot Grill and a smoky so people are running behind us like sorry you can't come back here yes so now I'm spending more time turning around to yell at children it's perfect that seems about right for Fourth of July normally we we I don't even know we have a pile of family over here and uh since we had working engagements we kind of just floated parties so it was it was great actually it's responsibility yeah so we had a lot of fun at Sandwich picnic thank you to the sandwich rack for a foam party during the day that was a blast and then I went to a party where everybody had started way earlier than we did but I did get some good Korean barbecue which is my favorite then left that party to another party that we went to that was right before the fireworks Falmouth canceled their fireworks so that's really what set their trajectory for all of the chaos and the newest story that you're seeing in coming out of Falmouth uh first off we had um somebody lost their life that was awful John Burleson who happened to own a London soccer club passed away this guy 70 years years old and all of a sudden I'm seeing why are there BBC interviews coming from Falmouth like our Falmouth not their Falmouth as well yeah well they didn't care Fourth of July doesn't affect that many yeah they're still miserable and working that day you're welcome um so we just it was absolute chaos so they planned to postpone the fireworks in Falmouth until yesterday then the fog rolled in so they shut off a couple of test ones and I don't think they ever had their fireworks and then the police are urging parents to have these conversations with their children this is the news story byline this is news parents urged to talk to their teenagers about how to behave in public I can't even you know a lot of discipline hey Jessie how are you guys doing how's Good Old Cape Cod doing everyone is frantic yeah Fourth of July happened and nobody knows how to behave if another Pennsylvania plate Cuts me off today I might just push everybody into a guardrail I just don't care anymore yeah that's what yesterday I know old man Hiller likes to throw out his really big curmudgeon lists why in my day whippersnappers paid attention to what they were doing they didn't Jam when the brakes to go look at the pretty trees we don't have those in the city people yeah I'm gonna stop the car and get out and check under the tailgate for my flip-flops I'm gonna get back in yesterday while we were we're in the ConEd area of Mashpee where there's still like the pylons of I don't know what the hell they're doing over their work um a woman is going maybe 20 miles an hour now run 51 where the speed limit's 50. and she's just like leisurely stopping in between the cones to check something in her car I don't know whether she lit a cigarette and lost it in the back seat she looked she looked like she was looking frantically and I didn't know what she was looking for it's not even my experience and I'm counting and I wasn't even going to pass her and I was like you know what no we'll wait for this I want to see how this turns out like I just wanted to see what what the bus was about I really did because it was so chaotic the way this woman was driving and then someone like got mad that they pulled into another Lane then pulled I was clearly they don't know where they're going and clearly they're not from here oh look at this one checking his blood pressure hahaha oh my God you can't you can't drag people out of their car and show Grandma the back of the head and show them the line of traffic that they've created and then show them how there's no one in front of them drivers it's the people that aren't from here the Cape Cod drivers are we know where we're going we'll cut you off we don't care we know where we're going get out of our way we're not on your vacation oh I wish I was imagine if I could do less than 60 hours a week that's it just drive around just drive around to stop people from whatever it is that they're doing just cause look how magical will that be at one point we'll be retired and we'll be able to be the ones that could just be out there clogging it up for no reason nothing nobody else whatsoever nobody else understands my last job line me up for a rival window I had to show up uh to the uh person's home in Woods Hole which is the armpit of Cape Cod yeah and then in the 12 the uh excuse me eight to twelve arrival window in the morning and then they put me in p-town and this was also Saturday morning of Fourth of July weekend Wilds I'm sorry you want me to work you want me to arrive in the middle kind of the tricep ish area I'd show it but you know I'm flabby these days and uh then drive to Woods Hole and then drive up and you want me to arrive there by noon I was in the car for three hours so fun like hi sorry Fourth of July weekend uh the people that don't know better schedule this I'm sorry oh yeah that's dumb yep yep right so where do Cape cotters go on vacation Junior I don't know the bar yeah to complain about Taurus ah your favorite local watering holes yeah to let it all out and leave it behind when we go good morning yeah Mari said they canceled them at 9 15 last night so two days of a tease did Falmouth do and uh I I ended off my fourth of July at the lovely pacella's house and Vanna was giving a concert it was fabulous we're all enjoying it I did a live broadcast on lemonade and we're gonna rebroadcast it because she's just incredible and once again 16 years old it's just amazing however wherever she gets her Talent from I don't know but this girl is a Workhorse so anyway she's out there she's working Chris Chapin's out there filming her cliff and I say are goodbyes the minute we I knew it was gonna get bad when cliff and I had to like drive through I swore I felt like a salmon swimming upstream and it was all teenagers it was all teenagers and I'm like this is not let's just get out of here and that's when the Pamplona running of the bulls happened when two police officers started cruising down there and I've never seen humans run so fast in my entire life it was like an episode of cops that what are you doing why are you running away it's just a police officer that has his lights on hide run and it's wild and it's not like you think from like this inner city news story everyone's in Salmon khakis and turtlenecks yeah backpacks little baby backpacks just you know all the kids who's in there yeah my daddy's gonna sue if you look at me wrong those kids yeah we do wait until winter before we are able to go away for sure good morning Gloria thanks for checking in yeah we're just uh I had old man Hiller here complaining about uh everything the minute I said will you come on and give a curmudgeon report and it like just the Litany of all the offenses of the drivers that were currently in his wake so I was looking forward to uh just see what was going on in town because it's just ridiculous between us and Falmouth where we had over 300 arrests in a three-day period why what why for just being debauched I feel like just being there I don't think that was an arrestable situation but I think it was just the gaggle of people that was just causing mayhem's broken beer bottles hundreds of them everywhere yeah you guys pick up you miss I don't care who you are how old you are what you're doing if you go somewhere if you go to a protest if you go to the beach I don't care you go to a party you go to a picnic and whatever and use the public barbecue wreck I don't care pick up your trash go to the beach I'm sad pick up your trash Oh my God Junior yes Vineyard Vines on the run it literally was he gets it there's a sale in Vineyard Vines it's yellow's kids that little girl meme yeah do you know who my father is you just tell you just tell oh my God yeah we do need a concert with the artist Jackie she is huge in the Providence scene if you've never seen the artist Jackie she's pretty amazing she really needs to come to Falmouth they have enough of that in p-town we need something more in Falmouth besides chaotic Vineyard Vines on the run thank you Junior wonderful that just said a fabulous visual Susan said be clean drunk people please yes Kathy good morning yes so there was a problem in Dennis same situation pigs leaving all of their trash all over the beach people just being rude yep and if you're gonna party outside don't bring glass containers of anything there you go aluminum plastic fine pick up your mess put all your refuse where it goes where's your flipping Yeti spring glass get a knock off Yeti like Greg why are you looking at your G it's all about that seven dollar flow chisel hey but you remember it you remember that right yeah I I don't I can't tell you that my Tito's and soda may stay cold for eight hours in the sun because I wouldn't know something like that okay that one go eight hours that's incredible well usually if I'm find any place to tailgate um I was on it Hank turned me on to the sandwich police report and I just really loved one of the reports where it was at an urgent care where two guys are just tailgating to the point where police had to show up they're like all right pick up your Miller Lite pants and why are you guys tailgating it the Urgent Care they were like oh we're just bored there's places where people come to get better you dropped your buddy off with like a broken arm or something and you just said we'll wait for you outside dude had to be landscapers in a brand new Mercedes a very different crew right there very different people boat shoes flying everywhere this had a firework mishap and an explosion explosion fire department has to show up well because I don't know if he's okay though like that's how bad of an explosion it was afo what is mess around and find out oh mess around got it got it IDF got it you got to keep me in track I can't too many acronyms between you and rtb I don't I don't know what's going on because you both have one acronym that you use often and it's ihp I hate people well I don't use the acronym I just say it out but I'm usually I hate people I'm like that Ben Affleck cigarette picture just that's every Cape codder today uh and he was going around in uh on Instagram whatever for just looking despair uh just looking miserable and opening the door for JLo to get in the passenger seat be nice whatever it goes around and it's cut out to just that but you could tell his lips started moving he was yelling at the um or speaking to like really whoever the um photographer was like could you leave me alone for 10 minutes yeah I just you could tell it's like 7 A.M I know can I go get my dunks and be left alone I don't have Matt Damon in my pocket leave me alone good morning Lauren uh good morning Melissa and yes Mari I am on threads is this something we need no a buddy of mine uh sends me tick tocks and I end up in my uh text messages and I go to the website for that one video I won't download it so we have a new social media that was born at 10 p.m last night and I just happened it was like oh this is coming it kept sending me inboxes this is coming this is coming I'm like I don't know what it is so finally I I was so irritated that I was looking online for Threads and then it was other people with threads on Instagram and I just went to threads.net and then I was like wait a minute it's another social media another one another one DJ Khaled so here I am it's Mark Zuckerberg's answer to Elon musk's Twitter it's Twitter oh no so it's Instagram's version of Twitter you know immediately it's the same BS like someone like hey this is the chance for us all to be really nice to each other and we can flood this with positivity and I'm like all right I can be done with this because it's not on the internet no no that that was dashed in seconds and then I laughed at another one of my friends if you're seeing this you made the cut because I didn't follow everyone over from my Instagram and then I was like do I even want to make the cut do I want it thanks bro I want to be included in this self-importance is really really impactful to my day oh man honestly so I do I how do I feel about it somebody did make a fun joke and it was Tom remember Tom from Myspace where was everyone's first friend so they're like Zach can you just sometimes only friends you never know so there was a lot of that going on is it going to be a big deal is it going to put away Twitter I don't know then they then you had your Elon fans defending Elon he gave us some people in Michigan where they have their clean energy and they've got their phones and they've got their solar power and everything because that's what Elon paid a tax or whatever took care of them and they're like we a thousand percent love Elon so do we need this the latest rumor I think it's a joke is that Elon Musk and Zuck my uh square off I'm like a UFC fight or a boxing match or something you didn't see that one oh yeah oh yeah there's a whole lot of speculation over 10 million people on it already well I'm on it uh if you wanted care to follow me on threads I did post a video last night of us doing um no it wasn't the Cupid Shuffle Macarena there was a lot of dancing last night at video music bingo but it was at that point the video I was like coming into threads like and it was people watching one person try and do the Macarena and just it failed it was a big fail so that that was my first post on threads and I put the link for you to follow me Stephanie in the morning you can go there one of our questions of the day is how many miles do you drive I made the mistake of looking at how many miles I've actually driven in my new vehicle that I purchased in December and I think we're in like coming up on 17 000 miles it's bad well you it's your work vehicle it's a billboard and you do shows from Woods Hole to Provincetown I mean all over the place yeah yeah and it just um the trajectory is not there for longevity for this poor little car do the maintenance that's it I'm on top of it UFC Chris Rosario and uh good morning Lynn ihp she's a big fan Laura Innis thank you so much yeah so Anna threads I can't do it nope I've been watching YouTube shorts too I'm like I just these these short form factor videos where it's like keep my attention so you're on grown-up Tick Tock oh it's it's so awful is that grown up Tick Tock I just need I need to just go to bed and put the phone down well that's the thing you get in there that's the way it's 4am and you're like I you look like you're cracked out you lost your mind what have you done I watched Tick Tock shorts all day I watch a funny guy fix an old GMC like C10 and I'll fall asleep if I'm not holding the clicker and then I'll just turn it off and go to bed but if I'm on Instagram and I have to actively use my finger it keeps me awake I think that's the difference the the physical engagement keeps me awake so much physical engagement how much cardio did you get today I don't know how many steps does this have this is annoying oh I need to count my sheep not all right Chris wants you to do a boxing match for charity why does he want to see me get beat up I'm kind of in for it too who are you gonna fight though everybody would beat me up I'm a baby what I'm a large baby no I feel like we should have you honestly how threatening am I I'm the fun one what am I gonna do hug you to death can't we just have a white cloud sing karaoke hell yeah ain't no laws when you're drinking claws wearing Vineyard Vines yes wow this is good more I said can you use a no what there'd be a lot of hugging in that match what meavers Morrison yeah first off he'd end you and then he'd pick you up and hold you for a little while Chris requested that you want me to go in up against the chocolate brick wall uh-uh you kidding me no way I would wrestle them you would just laugh as he pushed me over here go Hiller bye Navy veteran turned police officer yeah you want me to go up against this guy was for you 50 100 pounds on me a couple inches that knows how to put me into a pretzel there are no chances you got a lot of freckles you're getting some sun sometimes by choice well you've gotten a lot more than me I really haven't seen the light of day give my husband the other day it's like we gotta get you more I'm Gonna Get You Out nice I'm like why I like it inside air conditioning no sunburns haven't gotten a sunburn this year my dermatologist appointment's coming up and he's going to be very happy with me no tan whatsoever no chunks removed this week I know seriously it's been one of those Summers where I just first off it's been raining every other day it's obnoxious I'm over it um my j-1's got themselves a scooter yesterday I'm horrified for them can they do wheelies well they were out there last night at like 10 o'clock at night they got really excited to try it and I was like probably the worst time of day around Cape Cod that you need to be scootering I mean up and down a side road maybe fine nobody pays attention on my road they treat my road like a moped let's take a side road part not the not the main road I was like go on the tennis courts over there you're safe practice that in there yeah I'm not I'm very nervous about this road I'm very nervous about them being on the road with anything motorized what I witnessed yesterday just driving from Two Towns away I guess traffic was backed up to exit four people are losing their damn Minds people swerving in and out of other places thinking that these are shortcuts people slamming their steering wheel and anger it was bad wait you saw me no why aren't I there yet most Cape codders are going uh I'm going to see Junior get an adult Capri Sun It's Five O'Clock Somewhere I don't even care yeah yesterday it's after yesterday let's go yep what's new with the tavern at Thanos tell us anything good I saw the country line dancing I need to learn me some country line dancing I think that's Tuesdays was it six to eight or seven to nine or something I love that you know the schedule I I know a couple people that uh regularly would go to it well I know I stumbled in a couple times every so often when I'm driving by yeah I go Taverna has a peanut butter cheeseburger yeah I'm a glutton okay if you if you can give me a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter on it I'm at the Taverna for it let me tell you that's awesome Matty B's karaoke Thursday evenings always a good time basically grew up that's actually how I met MattyB good buddy that's one of my interns how old I am you've taught the world and you've maintained your youth doesn't like me Mari and Hank went to go see the fireworks last night and they walked over to another radio station and she was like Hanks on lemonadio with Stephanie and she goes it was silence oh that's awkward I really wish I was there I really wish you were filming that nothing says awkward like she quit there and those people are not amazing well I mean you hi just walk up and offer hey competition yeah you just don't I thought I thought it was great well we're not competition because I don't do the same things we're different we're growing we're newer we're a little baby and we're having a good time that's what we're doing over here baby that's it but I know that Doug is over there doing some line dancing stuff and I gotta get with Doug and uh I gotta learn I can fake it till I make it I mean but I need to actually learn a couple of the steps and they have a full bar so you can rubberize your ankles that is not a problem for mace oh that was a catchy tune oh yeah well done yeah right exactly squirreled over there yeah sorry Doug came to one of my music Bingo listen he walks in and he was all like proud of himself you don't even recognize me do you I'm like it's you with a beard I know what you look like did he show up with a tough Western yeah yeah he's got this he's got a new look that he's wearing and I love lunch so it made me laugh he got all dressed up and he was so excited I bet you don't even recognize me Doug I know who you are I also have the internet and I'm on threads now oh God I can't do it why because because if they're just this incessant need with all of us to compete with each other like we just have this need I I could care less I hate people more and more every day because I like people but I hate people I love people and I'm just disappointed with them every day I'm like could have done better oh he's like that Mom but I'm like you guys this could have been a learning experience this could have been better Gene realtor's kids this is I have such like a I don't know I don't know whether it was my grandmother or my very very Poppins approach to things but I really feel like we could all just do a little bit better full of sugar it helps the medicine I know I found some booger sugar at the white house the other day was it oh who's that son that was there this weekend too what oh I'm so out of the loop cocaine or excuse me mysterious white powder found in Hazmat determined it was cocaine shot down at the White House like Monday or something no I don't watch the news oh yeah you're better off yeah I know that one was getting passed around and there may or may not have been one of the president's Sons around this past weekend so all sorts of fingers are being pointed in every direction night Chris oh politics oh somebody found a little bag of Coke or there was residual or whatever like no it's just cocaine oh National headlines cocaine is around rich white people weird ha ha ha I don't have to tell you it seems to be coming up a lot more and I don't know why yeah people are just flat out doing it in public now well my daughter said that there was like a 50 or 60 year old woman that came up to her and I'm not telling you where and then she was like you want to get on that my daughter was like no no yeah it was probably also a swinger hey do you think my husband's cute have me lost yeah the ability James gone yeah there's none of that anymore Shane's gone what's happening lack of discipline people have realized that other people have the same inner thoughts and monologues thanks to social media and it used to be I have to be on my best behavior when I meet someone now I see that there's other delinquents out in the world so it must be acceptable to be a delinquent impossible it's like you find your tribe of delinquents and then just stick with them yeah like they're all my speed everyone's everyone's everyone's going to hell remember I was a teenager the first party I walked into I was like 19. and somebody was his first party yeah was doing uh drugs off of the um pool table I'm like uh as I walked in like I don't I don't know okay no no I don't know what to do here uh I was also born with a heart problem and oh yeah that's not for you well my my mother convinced the doctor like you tell my son he's gonna die if he goes near anything even like marijuana the doctor's like ah listen kid you got a heart condition if you get into a tachycardia or out of arrhythmia blah blah blah it's not good for you my mother's just driving home jerking I die it's the visual I have in my head that's not exactly how it happened but either way I never did this is a Boy Scout and I appreciate that I know I was I was totally afraid of my inner Mary Poppins yeah meanwhile I also went to a Catholic School what do you think was going on there is that what happened to us is that why we bonded would you pick up best friends yep yep in the name of the father yep I went to a Catholic High School though trying to get that Eucharist where that wine at we had when we had our religious studies class we had to like pray before every class in that class we had to like no matter which one it was in Spanish we had to learn the Spanish prayers it was friends you had to learn so I know the Padre nuestro very well said a lot of them in my day yeah right so thank you for bonding with me over Catholic school kids and all I say to people we made it I I bombed Spanish too I can't tell you how badly and all I know is vaya con dios I just say as my salutation I'm leaving hey Dave go with God tell your wife happy birthday it's a birthday club we do it every single month and thank you very much to Brenda's cakes for All Occasions she donates a small cake or six cupcakes whatever it is you're feeling we also send out a digital gift card if the winner happens to be not on Cape Cod so uh we've got birthday club and I saw that it was Kathy's birthday so happy birthday Kathy want to sing in Spanish there you go very good Feliz uh whoever Kathy I just told you I'm not trying to isolate it's a birthday month for everybody it's a birthday month for all it's a birthday month for America America oh my gosh I think I messed I was in the middle of confirming uh today whatever and I was driving um from a client there were two dudes in this rotted F-150 in the in the tailgate lifted just you would expect a good old boy truck out of like Florida but there were two did uh two dudes hanging out in the uh the bed of the truck with bad mullets a little curly little wavy whatever I was kind of jealous that's all that is and one of them had a brown paper bag with like the little handles and they had very poorly written on it and Sharpie you honk we drink I'm I'm slowing down what that could happen here yeah I'm slowing down and one of them's just emphatically shaking it at the cars like yo yo I'm like I slow down hit the brakes I'm like what the heck oh yeah yeah and the dude of the most those are people that don't need encouragement to have a beverage those are also my people those are my people you found your group of DeGeneres I love it I don't need an actual sign but no I will wave and if you honk back I will drink perfect but yeah uh tailgating the front edge of a busy road I find entertaining because it gives people to go what what the hell is happening there and then you find out who's fun and they honk back how many hot dogs did you have to cook for Kiwanis uh two very large boxes of all right so not that bad like not Kobayashi who ended up winning again Joey Chestnut what for that no it wasn't a competition they were selling burgers and hot dogs for Kiwanis I'm just saying I was wondering how many had to make oh because they do have to make those hot dogs for them to ingest grossfully probably 100. they were frozen too so you know low and slow put them on a lot of work bye you going to work have a great day joining the rat race can't wait looking for who knows yeah it's fun it's fun did you hear that angst for anger I didn't hear the sentence but yeah well she's off to go clean houses and realize how much it actually takes to run things yeah I get you so yeah I'm hoping that you're enjoying some semblance of a summer I feel like I really haven't mine hasn't started yet there's like seven weeks left and I'm having a panic and inner panic I just cried yesterday I had one of those days where obviously you don't have one two one you mean every day I wake up and hit the alarm no I did I have to go help entitle people again I did I just had I was so overwhelmed and frustrated with so many things and yes I work a million in five hours I know um but I do sleep but I do try and take care of myself a modicum not the best I'm doing right now and there's zero time for exercise which is why I'm like how many steps does this count for while I'm scrolling so that needs to get better however I was just supremely overwhelmed and my girlfriend had come Bri came to pick up all of her stuff because she was headed to Cape Cod beer and I just handed it to her and I'm just start bursting out crying and she's like are you okay fine just having a moment of Crisis I did but I'm I'm glad I wasn't alone because another one of my friends texted me later on that night saying that they were in the same kind of mental space so do you ever get a little happy that other people are feeling the same thing as you I feel like it's you're not alone feeling yeah specifically yeah because I don't want to Delight when other people are all so sad but it makes me feel like I am just seen that's all sometimes you need to feel seen I see you thank you I see you I got you I see you I did I felt super guilty about it I was like oh good she's sad we're okay all is Right hashtag balance I'm not the only person falling apart of the seams it's really stressful to be a business owner a beer period you got to keep your clients happy you got to keep the people engaged yeah I've got to be everywhere and everything I've got to answer the phone while I'm here I'm at a show I'm sorry I'm currently on the microphone but I know thank you Don I do need to take time for myself Bethany thank you so much Michael so awesome great time he said we had with Vanna we really had such a great time Vanna pacella such an amazing pianist and uh she's got gigs with pretty much she's she works just as hard harder I think than me and she's a child she's gonna be somewhere I'm definitely excited for it um one of our friends from La reached out to me when they saw Vanna's photo and said that Dusky photo with Vanna playing in the background just reminded me of how much I miss Cape Cod it was just a quintessential Cape Cod um firework photo so I was like oh going to the cops in the background no no not that one that's a whole nother story I gotta save that little reel it was a black and white photo with a hint of blue yeah and all the children running what are the teens doing is it because we don't have anything for them to do grab the bush latte hurry up and run okay tbrs oh Pro Bowl writer whatever's cheap and whatever your parents left at the bottom of the cooler clean out your coolers we already had this PSA I feel like I'm going to tell you monthly because nobody needs to live through what I lived through in May and leave the lids cracked that's it just a little bit the air get in and out it's also like refrigerators you ever meet that friend whatever that has a refrigerator in their basement or garage and they left it closed particularly with like particularly in the garage all the heat changes or whatever on very small sensitive yeah things grow there okay so yucky yeah let the let the water evaporate that's crazy have you seen the new Indiana Jones nope I really want to see it I'm down let's go I'm like this is like Barbie hype right now and that doesn't come out until July 21st and quite frankly I can wait to see the Barbie movie yeah people are going crazy about it like going through all of their bins looking for all of their Barbies thinking they have these gems listen if it's not in a box it's not good like no one wants a Barbie from 1952 that you wrote on her face I may or may not have a box a little somewhere hi I think you need makeup not having an existential crisis I feel like we've talked about this I made all of my Misfits because I wanted the Misfits dolls my mom said those were naughty can't put me in a box mom so I made Barbie a picture this morning Lauren I got a good dose of e for all friends last night I had two tables full of fabulous people for me for all come out to my show and that was really uplifting and fun and positive and I really loved every second of it Tanya from Mindful goat yoga was out she's the one who gave me my little feather very nice I know right so rocking your colors it's a rooster feather oh so of course I couldn't resist saying I had [ __ ] in my hair I didn't say it I didn't say it you're on record by not saying it you didn't say it I just couldn't I said that that's all I said thank you so much good morning Roland and yes Greg good morning to you two best people on Cape Cod live good morning wait wait me right yeah Greg Coddington oh hi I'm like which Greg how many Greg's are there there's a lot of Gregs I feel like there's only like five on Cape hello other data's awake with the dog we have one alive hello the spawns have emerged bye now well I mean it's kind of hard to ignore us when our space yeah yeah my goal is just to make you laugh and cackle so yeah sorry if I woke up the whole family nailed it good morning Cora thank you so much for joining us yeah I'm not here for news by the way I'm always every morning I try and like pull up some stuff and Greg's like we don't need yeah someone did something stupid go figure like this crazy crime I kind of liked Canadian man arrested for impaired canoeing after field attempt to hide under a dock like those are just fun stories those are fun crazy crimes right yeah you gotta be quicker than that exactly I was just drunk in a canoe leave me alone that's it all right I'll stop singing The Macarena at the top of my lungs Boo at noon or 10 p.m I don't care guys just living his life and also the the Mexican mayor that wet an alligator in a harvest ritual wait did he wed two alligators or he himself is now Mexican mayor wed's alligator in a harvest ritual I mean if you take from it what you will it's an age-old ritual for Prosperity see he could be seen kissing the reptile who snout had been tied shut I don't like this ritual in Harvest ritual it's a ritual for him to marry you they put up the dress and the and the alligators only seven the alligator that he just married but they put a wedding dress on the alligator so now there's reptilian pedophilia are you kidding me the alligator's nickname is it's a princess not not making it up not making not my story to make up little princess the seven-year-old I'm wondering I'm wondering if she can share a little princess to the Stream little princess like present can I show you it standby we are currently learning new things I know right I'm like I don't know do you have any hold music right I don't think I can do it there's a couple phone companies out there that play the exact same hold music and it just irritates me like mix it up someone's got to accidentally play Wu-Tang someday see look there there she is yeah no it's it's it's a grown man what it looks like a tortoise almost in shape but there's a white dress and I'm assuming the tail is falling behind and just this alligator has to right dude there's horse drinks in this sucker because it's an alligator it's a seven-year-old at a wedding it's nicknamed little princess and the mayor so probably elected to be in charge of other humans you did not know what you got yourself in for it today Lauren you definitely didn't I'm gonna be out at shipwreck today from three to five it's our summer game series and if the weather holds up I'm gonna bust out Whose Line is next which I'm excited for it's a little karaoke game you go for a little fish you pick up a fish on that fish is the name of an artist I'm gonna start playing the artist you're gonna start singing along with the artist when I shut the music off you got to sing the next line being a strange is to love you know there's going to be a rip roll in there I have little kids did we think back to when Rick Astley was around did we think that this song was going to just stick it's the dance moves for me like a virus hi Carlton for the rest of our life actually I wonder if Carlton's inspiration was Rick Astley I don't know It's Not Unusual I'm gonna have to check tape Tom Jones still looks pretty fantastic I gotta say so I would love to see you at shipwreck today three to five will be out on the Shelves come join us uh what else do we have going on we have our uh Makers Market that's happening over at knock about the Lakeside now that there's two of them people are like which one well we've always been at the lake one we're not at the new one the new one's fine it's just fine by itself in the Mashpee Commons we're on the lake hey Shane how are you I'm doing very well thank you very much for joining us this morning so uh Maker's Market is artists Artisans we've got Global Farms that's going to be there we've got cookies RN she makes fabulous cookies this uh this week we also have some natural threads designers and then our our usual people that are fabulous we've got mothers magic Crystal cauldron Lisa Z doing some healing energy which I gotta tell you I'm surprised that in burned down the tent last week or the week before that because that energy healing she's like good Lord or not I felt a lot later and I slept that night so I was really happy with that I think seriously right what do you call it valium no no million energy healing energy healing energy yeah incense not just a lot of weed no none of that I need some good cheese I don't know if the new threads platform's gonna take off I'm on there I I'm here for the ride I'll check it out is it going to be one of the ones that we just kind of abandoned and still have in the App Store probably I still want to socially interact whatever it gets screen recorded and Tic-Tac need one tic-tac-toe give me the coffee give me the comment [ __ ] it's not enough coffee in the world for your Tic Tac I don't know if we need it but I'm I'm doing it I'm not I'm staying away I feel like I'm a sheeple because of it but then I'm not going to be the one that is the person that's not jumping on because they're like well that's never gonna take off well I feel like you in the social space need to invest a little bit of time in just about everything I would like to hide from everything yeah come see me in person where we can slap each other if we say something stupid not have these little Wars that everybody has I mean the world pokes everybody's learned that they can get away with everything now what were the days where you didn't say something stupid because someone else in the room could physically smack you in the mouth nope nope nope nope everybody just says what they want regardless of everything people are marrying alligators it's a ritual I think that's a little different you never know what was the other one Raggedy Andy that lady had a baby with Raggedy Andy my biology class taught me that a ball of yarn cannot impregnate a human when homec and science come together we have newsworthy crap on the internet ah Tick Tock is just Chinese spyware I so does the government agrees with you John on that one so I don't know if that's real or not I don't know if they're telling me the truth or who's telling me the truth I'm just over here living my life trying to get a smile and a laugh out of my day or really that's about it your digital footprint is all about influence and sales sorry it's just what it is there's no other way around it or it's listening to you if you and I talk about kitty litter for three minutes I'm gonna be offered all this crap I'm allergic to cats that ain't it I live a very open lifestyle I think everyone knows my everything and if you don't want people to know it don't tell me these days you can't say that sentence either careful not bad we're not swinging pineapples around here or anything like that okay turn that pineapple right side up okay we're not New Sharon to that mistake for what I say here this is my rifle this is my God yeah this is this is not for public consumption good morning Dave thanks so much for joining us yeah so I don't know Shane if that's gonna take off or not I think we answered your question in there oh it's probably gonna take off absolutely I mean it's it's the new hot thing it's going to become viral it's going to be another way for people to just scroll and waste their lives and you're gonna go Tick Tock when you go to Instagram I'm just gonna stay on Instagram and YouTube and then I'll go on Facebook but now they have the little ads at the bottom and I can't read the caption as it is now the text is in the middle of it what tangent are you on right now there's too many too many platforms the the strongest bones in my body are going to be right here just I started reading a book yesterday I started reading Ted Murphy's new book I'm really looking forward to it Macabre trophies and it was all the beginning first two pages are all about hating tourists because they live I didn't write an autobiography talking about they're called the idiots and every third word is the idiots did this and the idiots did that people so it was very relatable to kick off with and then I got sidetracked with 14 other things than my digital devices that took me away from said book but I did enjoy the first two pages Ted I'll let you know when I progress and as I go but thank you for putting into words the pain I feel kid trophies oh Shane he said I love Arm and Hammer cat litter the best that's my takeaway perfect welcome input appreciated Herman hammer and smells better than everything else yeah so I did I felt cultured yesterday I read two whole pages of a book um baby steps baby steps I got my laundry done I did organize some games I feel like I'm just constantly cleaning the same seven things are any other parents can I get a summer over yet I'm a bachelor I use the bed I use the bathroom don't rub it it's awful I really I you know I love I love my children I love them I love them but they're they're older now they're not babies Yep they're not they're not little people anymore I heard one yeah it was not a little child well trust me it's not my son because he doesn't wake before noon and if so then I'm like bro yeah wow why are you bothering me for that bro every time I see a serious bro on Instagram I send it to you I haven't seen a good one in a little bit this kid I did get him out I did get him to go over Eva's pool we did have a good time there and she you know got him to clean the pool while he was in there so it was like a twofer she won I won and he didn't have a device in front of his face so that was really nice I wish I had something more like that other than that give him a shovel um make you a pool boom done that is all kinds of bad ideas I live in Mashpee I don't think that that's a great idea to be digging around here I don't know what's on there I I know um happens I've already had several problems and we've had the tribe come over and try and then bless this space I'm just definitely weird stuff happens here Susan was over here and she's like there's something there and I'm like I bet you there is I bet there's a lot of something there so digging around my house I'm gonna say that's a no for me dog is it physically dead is it spiritually I'm not opening any can of worms around here we're gonna live with the land the way it is and just leave it alone minor Landscaping nothing crazy around here not big enough I'm not doing it I've learned my lesson not let's not stir that pot no we're not trying to get from the bottom on the top here that's it there right so that's that I'm gonna do it I'm gonna come in here please don't I'm gonna call MBR landscape yo yeah if if anybody's going to be doing any of that it is going to be Bruno over an MBR home uh Services because they are fantastic at what they do if you need pavers a walkway a stone wall if you want that fire pit of your dreams definitely get a hold of them let them do the work for you don't be messing around with any of this nonsense and it's hot and sticky outside no one wants to be out there I gotta figure out a design for a fire pit oh it's one of those things that I just I have to over engineer everything it's like the snow blower that's going to be over engineered you and my husband are definitely caught from the same cloth you're both I.T people you're both of the same brand like brain just jealous you both get irritated by the same thing yeah everything everything it's and also he's an over planner for every it makes me crazy like yesterday trying to sort video games okay trying to sort our games what platform oh the physical games oh you said video games like but our music video games like I had like piles of different games and stuff like that we're moving to tablets I'm hoping by September we'll see how that goes you're gonna trust the general public with tablets we'll see you are a way nicer human we'll see right now we're still working with paper I definitely don't want people on their phones so we're working with paper right now just to organize I had a whole table full of paper it was a process he got on a scale because he wanted to weigh it so we weighed the games and actually did it it lessened my load once we got it going but then he was like well how are you organizing these things we had a 45-minute argument about how to organize yesterday that was so obnoxious until we were like 40 minutes in and then he was like oh now I see what you said what happens if there's if there's if there is a painting of a rose you may look at it and think wow that is beautiful and elegant mean well I'm like the brush Strokes are a little heavy on the green thing coming off the long part you mean the leaf has too much paint on it just enjoy the painting no I so commend his ability to fiercely decide something and then stay with it and this is it and this is what we're gonna do and this is the best way there is but when I'm right and it's painful it's about to happen believe it or not I used to be even angrier and uh what yeah you're not right thou shall not pass thy misinformation uh yeah stepping outside is not the developed humidities I appreciate that thank you Chad this the past few weeks well it's interesting because we had like a month with no precipitation to now it's like oh we're just walking in the cloud yeah without any um psychedelics so you're an over planner so this is why you still have not gotten your fire pit done well I don't know if I want to add pipe and a concrete form so that I can have the um like the solo stoves the portable um I call them after Burgers that's not it um the secondary burn so that you have the smokeless but I want to I want to make one and I wanted to be like Stone hearthy whatever my uncle used to enjoy making like there was on all those properties I guess throw a bunch of stone walls whatever so common homage the I was going to over engineer basically a solo stove into something that would also hold a pallet by a diameter so if the diameter of a pallet now some of them are a little larger than others so which ones oh yeah 100 this is why things don't get done but also is it all is it too uncomfortable to have it too high therefore I've got a recessed into the ground now how do I get the airflow down because I want to put six pallets in this thing and I want the Flames to go however go uh Libra uh I don't know much about it okay all right just checking yeah I was like this just seems like a whole lot there's a lot there it'll never get done it will never get done I'm just one of those people that's like all right we have this and this let's make it work I don't know whether that's my military training or what but we've got these three things and we're going to make them work and we're gonna love it and we're gonna have a really good time let's do it well yeah if there's existing things and there's there's a there's an exploded diagram I'm all for it let's just do the X Y and Z but now you want me to get creative and then I get to over engineer it because it needs to be functional and also has to be pretty then everything has to be flat around it for the chairs and don't get me wrong there is something to be said for people with your brains like I definitely appreciate what you have to bring to the table but sometimes you just talk yourself out of doing absolutely anything and it's crazy oh yeah 100 through reels I've redesigned the back deck of my I've owned my house oh my gosh 14 years oh uh and I still haven't done the back deck then we put down temporary pavers because I think I want to step uh from around the side little house not even a quarter acre of a property I think I want to step onto the side deck but then I have a bulkhead so I got to step down or I have to have a recess or I have to have a flip open gate that would cover part of the bulkhead because I don't want people to trip over it onto the larger platform in the back or do a single step and then I do a wrap around I've got seven different options I'm tired exactly if that's what happens up here it's bad I I'm constantly thinking there are options for that it doesn't work this doesn't work maybe a little cannabis for you Greg I don't know I think a little yeah can we get an IV drip I think that you might benefit from a little CBD like looking at this like this works perfectly fine it's free-flowing the cable can't be bunched but it's not perfectly angular where do you attach it do you attach it here you can't go here it might bind on a spring like I've looked at this I'm so tired somehow I feel so much better thank you you always make me happy on a Thursday oh no I started complicated things again must have coffee to stop shakes shakes caused by coffee uh bye shade have a good day Karen thank you so much for joining us no no deck um Lauren asked and John said dude it is hell in your mind it's it's so bad it's so bad I'd be I'd be sitting with an X and on the couch watching like TV are you allowed to talk about that whatever I'd be sitting on the couch to be like a rainy day I'm like nope can't sit still uh I'm going to Home Depot for what like I just stand up and decide I'm gonna go redo it clear Twitter yeah sitting still too long can't do it my mind is if I sit still I'm rewinding I'm checking the plot of the stupid TV show I can't do it oh yeah I I have to either be completely mindless or learning or doing something so a lot of the crap I watch on YouTube is educational yeah well or it's it's uh the TV show Suits that's no longer on oh I like suits I watched it love it there's a lot my YouTube shorts are suits and people causing small fires intentionally that's back what I liked Meghan Markle uh yeah well she wasn't in the what the last one or two seasons yeah I stopped watching rise to I kind of liked her no I don't like I I'm less than like her well you knew when she was an actress not on the public eye and then everything was became about her that Gabriel Mocksville handsome guy I gotta say if you're not seeing suits it's a great show he uh Harvey Specter uh the character he killed that character yeah I don't know why they're making a big push for it to come I was like oh I don't know I saw that is it because Megan needs some money like it's like put it on the front of Netflix again redo it well there's still the uh writer's Guild uh strike so we're running out of things I'm getting a little nervous about it maybe I'll read more than two pages of Ted Murphy's book it's got to be reading season I need to feel like I'm doing something with my brain and and on that we're gonna go um don't forget to stop by no I want to talk more about the chord don't forget to stop by Rockland Trust and pick up your lemonade stand kits to benefit Tommy's place you can always just make a donation to Tommy's Place they've got two locations now Centerville and also Falmouth and they're always in need of funds Let's help these kids have the magical Cape Cod vacation one that's not behind the wheel of us raging out watching people do crazy things on the side of the road that's my takeaway from Fourth of July week in front of me it was a sign pen feeding up you have a great day we'll talk to you next week I didn't get to Greg some coffee or no coffee right did we decide CBD I feel like that's where we're going hahaha