Greg and Stephanie

thank you I mean this is amazing foreign dude I was so appreciative of you until you came in the house guys we did not we did not kick off the morning well here at the Viva Ranch I I I I I gave some bad news I don't even have nothing to do with me I don't even know where to start let's just start from last night thank you so much for coming out to my first ever music Bingo that was video um we got some things to work out but it ended up flowing fine I had a good time uh and you brought your dad it was like Yay Father's Day hey we had we had dinner at the sister restaurant yeah or the mother restaurant I guess I don't know oh okay well I don't know what's what's the correlation the father restaurant they're both daddies so um I was like hey you want to go uh play some music I don't know what that is I said all right get in the car yay hey Dave hagner good morning thanks for joining us so yeah okay the inaugural ride rtb are you on the road yet are you ready are you cape-bound oh where is he now man I love to hate right I you were like incorporated into my morning dreams I was like why are you on a train in Cambridge why are you doing that and then I heard you come here hello and then my daughter's like is that rtb and I'm like I don't know I had a dream about it but I don't know if that's real or not I mean I'm complimented but if you say that say that's RGB improved you should be like oh yeah right the white claw drinker don't compare me to that man Bree how was your night last night I hope you guys had a great one over at Cape Cod beer I know Marianne did a really good job over at fathers and I debuted video music Bingo which was a big hit you had a flight of tequila what did you think of the Flight of The margaritas I'd never seen anything like that before yeah I mean pretty tasty yeah they had five flavors I think it was pineapple mixed berry mango jalapeno I avoided that one yeah I say mango yeah you're not you're not full the spice of life is not spicy Greggy playing look at it see this there is no flavor to this this is just unseasoned uncooked chicken there's nothing here it's just oh thank you so much for coming out soon we really appreciated you Craig is spicy enough reset thank you for lying but you really shouldn't do that in the court of law good morning Cindy so we need to do karaoke soon absolutely yeah karaoke oh he said Rocco and I are just getting on 93. hi Mikey he's got a case of claw for you all right so listen Greg walks at the door and had to deliver me horrible news this morning well then last night one of the chain ones is kind of a problem remember the one that I told you that thing she was gonna run to Tesla what if they're watching I doubt it but if she is then fine so the one that's my doing the one that wanted to rent a Tesla and then was then shot down for that and then she didn't want to ride a bike she said it was too rusty but then I found out she does not ride a bike so now they walked they walk to school they walk to work and so now she had called up the um the the J-1 lady and uh I was going back and forth with with Carrie last name or Carrie she's got to do with everybody's drama and there's extra people this year so now we've got flying things in my studio what the hell is happening around here oh you had the jalapeno margarita good on you still oh God bless you so um yeah so apparently she's I don't know whether it's the girls the house she's blaming that she's allergic to to the dog I was like okay that one's I think Carrie was like I think she's just she she's a known a known issue and I'm like great you're gonna be a known issue it's fine because I'm oblivious and I'm loving light but we nobody handle it yeah yeah so here's our burden uh-huh thank you for your strength and light here's a pile of yeah she's just unhappy you know how some people are just not happy people yeah me before noon oh you're doing a great job I'm really proud of you curmudgeon thanks for the coffee all through caffeine so after all of that oh yeah Mari I can only imagine what Mega is going through right now so all of that being said Greg walks in to deliver me the news he's like I I don't it's bad in your bathroom I'm just letting you know no wait you asked good morning friend do you have a dog and it's like a big a big dog and I was like I had a German Shepherd you're like when Big Dog I was like last Christmas when she passed why well I don't know what's happening but there there seems to be some some excrement in your tub when the cat does not get its way the cat likes to cause problems it's a lot I'm I'm aware like the cat cat's not large cat is not it's a red and [ __ ] in the tub it was I mean all things considered thank you Cat for the location I mean you can hose oh it's always in the tub that hey good training hey good good training there Mom Mom of the Year there you go fist bump there you go you're totally having fun now I don't know if you want to touch my hands after what I had to deal I really did oh actually yeah I know we're good we're good so gross but yeah thanks thanks honey love you bud oh gross so this is what I woke up to and I'm just like yep that seems pretty accurate this is how my Thursday begins with a bang then I go and try and make my coffee that I'm out of milk so I'm having black coffee with you my friend and we're soldiering on then I gave you the chipped cup it's gonna be one of those days do you ever start off on the wrong foot and then you're like it's here we are we're doing it oh my day is okay so far started off a little Senti yep Hal hath no fury like a cat scorned he was pissed he let out several meows and I was like oh cherith I'll deal with you in a minute oh no you're gonna deal with me now and poor allergic Greg is now having to deal with me you walked into a horror show and you didn't leave so I walked in the cat was pacing I don't and he's allergic to cats some cats are outdoor cats others are not I'm like hello hello hello hello Stephanie's upstairs at the moment I come in and go well I see oh oh oh did a human not flush like two days ago what what is that the cat I run back out take my Benadryl because I forgot come come back in and welcome Greg nothing says welcome like having a deal with animals you're allergic to good morning Amy thank you so much for joining us and their byproduct yeah good times so here we are off on the little bit of a wrong foot this morning but there's nothing we can't handle nothing like Windex and bleach to start your day off whatever oh we got a mega love shout out to the two of us from Yorkshire thank you team Hepworth we appreciate you I cannot wait to get back to the UK very exciting stuff we're shooting for August we'll see if that happens or not it's been uh five days I think working over there and uh the the differences in language so it was a bunch of guys on a lunch break who were just talking about who knows what the local I.T company and we were installing monitors whatever their dirty words are different than our dirty words anything said with an accent though I feel like you immediately get a pass I don't have much of an accent no so not you them yeah yeah it was yeah they could scream out the c word and we'd all have a good laugh about it we say it it just sounds gross oh I won't when I woke up I was watching what is it um Andy Carr can or something chatty guy whatever some um YouTube clip with Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant whatever yeah and they're cursing I'm like is this what BBC television allows yeah why am I still in the U.S this is way more fun I think full on porn when I was in in Italy no there's no FCC like it's just on I'm watching the pope then it's porn and then I'm like what my I was mind blown and I was like in my 20s some people need to bring God into the bedroom jeez it doesn't matter anything goes it's the Wild West exactly I just got Tumbleweed careful Greg careful tread lightly I gotta thank our sponsor Rockland Trust I was just knee-deeping Clips yesterday working out some of the conversations that we had had for Tommy's place if you've got a moment and it doesn't have to even be a kid you take on a lemonade stand and get out there and make some money for Tommy's place yeah and if you leave an extra five buck five bucks in the bucket per your dollar lemonade you can go over get the little bottle of joy in the cooler that's 10 feet away that's the only way I could talk about spiked lemonade yeah for you never my sarcasm imagine me sitting behind a sign hand painted with like the E backwards a one dollar for charity let me just going I give you that I'd give you that just to hang out with you I think you're pretty funny yeah that would so we used to when I lived in Mashpee in my early 20s we lived on South Sandwich Road it's a pretty busy road yep and when it was not good enough weather to really go out in the water or do whatever I started go I called a buddy once and we sat with lawn chair in the front and we just waved at everybody that drove by so it turned into a drinking game and then there's one photo of about eight of us lined up an inside photo one guy's taking shots from it it's like we just sat on the side of the road just started waving at people and we cheated that is just some good wholesome all-around job sitting there right hi well that's what's coming because it's the end of the year and moms and dads are scrambling now I saw three posts yesterday I didn't think of camp and now my daughter needs Camp who has a camp that's still open this delinquent needs to get out of my house I think summer just came it sprang and all of a sudden everyone's scrambling to figure out what exactly they're gonna do I'm doing a end of the year Carnival today at bues and I'm looking forward to seeing all their faces it's fun I get to make announcements of when to pick up your yearbook and it's kind of like a little Carnival like at the end of Greece it's cute imagine if they all showed up dressed like Greece I I'm down for it I will definitely do a grease dance party right let's go T-Birds and then what was the other group that they were always against White Chicks I don't know you had the guys in the black leather jackets all the black slick back hair and then it was the prissy girls on the other side the other boys the one that they did the drag race with can somebody drop me who the other group was fast and furious no no not the Pink Ladies the other boys that they would drag race with hey Lauren how are you it's kind of like what's happening in our ocean right now it's the orcas versus the Sharks people are going nuts over this right now it's literally what they do they live there it's their home why are we surprised one's called the killer whale what it's called a killer well technically they're Dolphins right thanks Craig back to you it's gonna rain this is Stellar reporting by the way I mean there is no news that you're gonna get better than ours yeah turns out today water is wet Greg is answering you in dolphin why is it salty thank you Jessica scorpions scorpions yes T-Birds and scorpions right well now we have orcas and sharks facing off face to face once again off the shore of Cape Cod look it's a drama we have a curved peninsula in the middle of the ocean Jets and sharks yeah no it's orcas and sharks yeah watch out yeah what do they do in their home uh Turf I don't know eat for survival yes exactly the Scorpions thank you they're having tea parties out in the middle of the ocean that's awesome hey Cliff what's going on I vote for you every single day on Cape cod's festive House of hatchets you've got my vote uh you're actually part of the Cape Cod best of I am against a pile of boys first off and they're not just any boys they're like Town Selectmen and yeah I'm like zaros come on really Mark petrallia seriously and then JT and Angel hi it's me I'm a girl vote for me I am the only female so yeah if you're gonna be sexist Now's the Time everybody vote for the lady foreign you can also vote for um our events and and DJing services so please do so I'm I'm nominated for two categories well I'm so happy about that some other stuff over here hey that's where when water's wet when Greg starts speaking in Dolphin again I get no respect I get no respect over here over here talking like the dolphins getting eaten by the orcas I don't know so it school's out for summer our question is what do you do every June is there something that every June your family does it's like last day of school you do this or is it end of the summer let's or start of the summer or what are we doing all the crap I was supposed to do in May for the summer because I'm not ready I've been so that I could enjoy June July and August on my days I'm trying non-existent but do you think every crevice in my home is full and now my mother is threatening with uh so maybe if I I get one of those travel trailers I can come and visit my mother-in-law was like how about the camper can we move it can I stay in it for a couple of days and I'm like dude dueling moms and campers you imagine oh I want to sit here my mother and my mother-in-law cue the banjos I don't I don't know what's happening but anytime someone says mother and mother-in-law and can I stay in the camper I'm curious I'll lose the 50 pounds I say I will lose for years Mari yeah just what a chance you spilled on yourself and you're like don't be I'm like I am fat I've accepted this right now my shelf is a little low and thick it's great but you said but but you said a specific thing I'm not at some point we do is what you said to me and I said okay I can live with that she tried a lot of room she tried to commiserate she tried to she tried to make me feel better by saying oh you know I'm thicker these days too I'm like ah but you're fine you don't look like you're 18 months pregnant walking around you know I just hide it well I'm gonna get the rack to hide underneath just look at these I got nothing else whoa they're new check them out well they came with a package everything else all right GJ I promise people talk this week I have been inundated so every June Stephanie over commits to every graduation thing every end of the year thing weddings up the Wazoo I mean to have this conversation with you we will discuss it I feel like there's so many living things coming at me right now I don't know what's happening today there's more children in the house probably I mean as a direct correlation I've never seen that fly before I mean I'll have 1700 more life forms in this house and the Cat decided to say I don't like you this is a good day and she's this woman has so much going on and she's the salt of the earth for human qualities but I would go insane and she's doing it pretty well I think she's here quite well I just live there all the time no I'm just used to it she's she's alive I I think I would just flush everyone's face down the toilet sheer anger by now Wedding Crashers do you remember running Crashers at all yeah any of it yeah I quote half of it you remember the very beginning when they're like trying to broker the divorce and the guys like go kobitos for me baby yes like that's how I feel situation that's just like where I live you don't say that's at the J ones right yes for me child no I think that that's what I say in my brain when I'm about to like just snap just the mirror brushing her teeth through the other night coma does for me baby I'm fine I'm fine it's time to go to bed and you say that comment uh it's time to make the sexy time that's it yeah that's it it's just a giant dumpster fire behind me as I'm leaving something good morning Sam I appreciate you all thank you Patricia well yes make some donations to Tommy's place with you I have my last Hyannis yacht club today which signals the very beginning of the season for me and I will miss my people but I will be back twice a month in September so there's good news with this other news that I won't be there for a couple of months but you don't need me you're busy you're yachting about can somebody take me on their boat at some point this summer that's I would like to I've got like a small summer bucket list one of which is get on a boat to go somewhere I don't care where do you want to be on a pond no I live in a pond I want to be in the ocean I wanted to see the orcas in the Sharks they're having a tea party off the far Coast I'm so down for it Pinky's up I'm in it let's do it that says eat me careful so today is National phone party day and I thought I did not start my day off but maybe a good old-fashioned something rather but foam phone foam okay like foam like lathered up seafoam cup of thing in general what do people do that have foam Lattes or something I don't know sure I drink black coffee with a couple ice cubes because I'm a child yeah and a chug it's kind of an old man thing though I feel like well that is my ammo as a child I think I've been an old man for like 15 years I'm not even 40 yet technically good morning Thanos yeah okay Mrs lippit listen if I want to go commune with the dolphins Greg how do I how do I make that noise I think that was more of a horse that time I don't know nay seahorse you go seahorse that one nay I'm drowning sea horses are the only male things that can be pregnant right oh no that's the topic it is no I'm telling you I'm confused by it what the the boys are the ones that get pregnant yeah anything they're the ones who hold the babies did you know that cool I mean I'm a boy baby I don't know okay great no for trivia purposes yes but it's a downward spiral when you talk we're not going there today that's what I'm saying we're not we're light in love and fluff and stuff you've had a conversation with me I always go shiny object and downhill and then back up through a shiny object again speaking of shiny objects you were drawn to one today like a little moth the Cape Cod virtual yard sale oh someone's uh so this is the spiral in which we got into this morning before the day even began after our trauma then we started looking at Cape Cod virtual yard sale because why not go shopping right and you're into like Motors and engines and things and we saw a golf cart if both of us were like oh if I can potentially laugh and hurt myself in it I'm probably interested golf carts um side by sides um even lawn mowers just like can this thing do a wheelie if I have too many Tito soda yeah yes pyro and horsepower yeah shiny objects go boom hey they go wrong so we get sucked into looking at this thing but then you gotta always you always have to check the comments trust me there is gold in there there really was though so this particular item for sale was a golf cart it's older looks but looks fine it's not shiny and like rounded but there's a bunch of photos there's not just one photo that maybe you couldn't see around it you could tell the condition of this it's you know probably been garage its whole life it's a few Generations old it probably does exactly what you need it says doesn't go fast it's not a top speed you know whatever and there's a top speed golf cart yes there's a difference okay but there was also a photo of the electric charger for the battery system and in the comments one or two of them were is this gas or electric and I feel like if you have to ask that while looking at the photos if you looked at the photos you probably shouldn't own a golf cart there were a lot of other questions that people just can't be bothered to actually look with their own eyes is this in good condition you have eyes no it's in terrible condition that's the best it's gonna look is in these photos seriously runs great uh it never people never ceases to amaze me how lazy people are when inspecting something checking it out is it for sale still well wouldn't they Mark sold on it wouldn't they say someone else is going to pick it up wouldn't they have taken down the photo and I think the post is only like 45 minutes old so it's maybe an hour at this time also I want the golf cart my neighborhood has this like Club see welcome to the world of one and go faster everybody no I don't even need fast one of my neighbors actually makes custom golf carts out of his garage from like pieces well I haven't I met this neighbor I don't know um but I'm so jealous he doesn't like me no it's I I just don't have the space to store it after this season is really what it is but also I kind of just want one I want to be part of the game I want to be part of the club in my neighborhood apparently that's what we're talking about today sharks and orcas and scorpions and Thunderbirds and oh shits and sharks all of the pictures I'm having wrapped on your golf cart dragging my cat it's all fights yep just a Happy Poo Emoji right in the front there's a bumper sticker besties here waiting for you yeah right either way I want the golf cart I don't care if it goes fast I I don't particularly care about any of those things I want to get in my little golf cart and load up all of my beach things and then just ride over to my pond and park it with all the other golf cart people do they take my canoe out on my pond that's what I want to do is there parking on pavement or is it on Sand no it's on pavement and sand and rocks there's little areas so you need a side by side I I definitely don't uh can we start a GoFundMe to buy her an expensive toy she doesn't need no other people do it now yeah I'm gonna start to go find me Stephanie needs a day off and she needs a gasoline overpowered thing that could wheelie to get her to the beach off these rocks I've seen more ridiculous ones I mean I did have a friend like crowdfunding things for funny things a friend of mine did crowdfunding so she could get Bob Dylan tickets or something somebody I'm like did you get him and her caption was Shameless post I don't even care anymore I just want to go see this concert I could never do that sick yeah good for you but I that was pretty impressive I could never do that yeah but he's tight as it is everything the inflation is killing us I mean I should probably I think I looked once and she made like 20 in a week so I think tickets were like in the few hundreds oh so she didn't get her uh Bob Dylan if anything it was pretty funny so and she didn't she didn't seem to be taking it too seriously oh my gosh my life is going to end if I don't go to the certain amount of time just Ridiculousness you're putting out to all of your friends though on social I mean at the same time I'm also the guy that'll start a stupid debate for my friends just to watch the world burn like uh does pineapple belong on Pizza yeah there is no real bearing to life like it's not good none nobody else I like pineapple on Pizza ditto are we fine yeah we're good okay but even if you didn't we're still fine because it's not a serious topic but you get my buddies that have a sense of humor on this topic and they're they look like they're cut throat but they literally could be sitting next to each other laughing but you know I was just like what the heck is going on or I'll just say um you know it's a good one to uh telling the world wide web via social media that bacon is bad oh yeah those are the height when bacon had to be everywhere like it was advertised they were doing the bacon and beer specials whatever yeah it's like oh Bacon's bad for you and it shouldn't be provided to the public or something bring on the bacon and I think the the original line of it was sorry I just want to see what kind of debauchery can happen in the comments bacon is bad for you and should not be alive I'm loving the comments and it just went violent I there were hopefully fictitious death threats against me it was pretty funny yeah over bacon yeah good morning Lauren good morning Chris hey Jennifer Jennifer's in the band hot streak and they're going to be playing at the Portuguese it's Festival season and everyone if you are Portuguese you know what this season means it's meat on Stick it's wine in a cup it's just sitting around a hot fire pit with coals some sort of season I'm not Portuguese by Connecticut yeah of course sweet when are you playing the Portuguese Festival tell everybody I think it's the Holy Ghost one because there are multiple ones every is it religious or just you're supposed to be Portuguese we hide behind the religion but it's not it's just a good reason to get together make some money for the church and do whatever it is we're doing so uh I like the one in New Bedford is also fun that's like the big one the big Festa down in new new beige yeah that's a good one Fall River also has a pretty decent one right you had me on meat on a stick why not so good right yeah they just give you a bag with beef in it and a bag of rolls and then a skewer and then they point you to the hot pit every time somebody mentions to the copious amounts of meat I'm like I haven't been to the Brazilian Grill in a while yeah the meat sweats that's the thing I earn excuse me the restaurant earns my it's we're not talking a 10 plate of dead animal here hey Lori Lori you know I'm having a 44 you know uh experience here keep it coming I was there so much uh one summer I was there like three times a week just you know I don't want to deal with life so I'm going to just have meat sweats apparently Lauren was asking if you like upside down pineapple foreign no I hear you're supposed to store it top up because that's what we're talking about consuming fruit that's it yep that's what we're talking about that's all my friend Joe mistakenly wore the the shorts and then he started making cracks about where we were swapping keys and I was like you had me for a minute though because I don't know this is the thing too I I don't I don't know it's the thing I don't know and then I heard there were different colors I'm just so plain I heard that you could hang a different color loofah from your golf cart of the actual Villages dude the amount of rumors are just great we're not we're not although I will I'm just curious I don't want to do something that I'm calling on the dogs when I don't want to call them on so my when he was uh thinking about moving down into the villages and there's a lot to do for the 55 up community and people that are 55 aren't dying at 56 anymore they're going to 100. there's plenty of people that are having a good time acting like the 25 again but the golf cart game down there nice we're talking decked out for Deuce looking replicas and there's that's at The Villages yeah that's what I'm saying and there's there's three different Pavilions where there's live music every night so my uncle's thinking of moving it is the STD capital of the world I'm not joking they are way to sell a champ so per capita and what are you going to do in a retirement community yeah there's um they even have their own golf cart parking at Walmart on the side of it through the villages yep and there's a lot of intimacy as you're alluding to don't get it apparently yeah so apparently uh what color shoes you're wearing if your garage door is open a certain amount at a certain time the color of loofah um location of the pineapple and direction oh yeah this dude Google it there's a whole that's like rabbit learning a new language oh it's it's I find it hilarious do you get a manual with that when you move into the villages because I don't think that might I think they're willing to share the information hey yeah well they enjoyed us because I was just a dancing machine when I was there because I was on vacation and it wasn't my parents that I had to deal with it was my friend Heather's parents so I was just partying absolutely I was enjoying there was a woman with a four post Walker with an oxygen tank hanging off the side with The Tubes She's just out there just having a ball that's it you get it Francine sitting in there jamming you do you guys walking around with like a big foam cowboy hat on guitar just wirelessly walking around it's like nobody cares you're just having a good time and I if I ever if I ever stop working and ever retire that's what I want to do I'm not going to get better at golf that's not an option so that's not a thing oh Gloria you're welcome she said thanks to the laughs while doing dishes and making breakfast I like hanging out with you for breakfast thanks for having us if you want to thank us by making us breakfast fine thank you send it although I think she's in Canada though I don't think that that breakfast is gonna be good by the time it gets here yeah I get a microwave I figured out a village Bible don't eat there wipe that down you'll always have someone to share a meal with at The Villages hey you know what they're close to dead let them have it that's what I'm saying you've lived your life you've done all the right thing you know you brought up your kids enjoy your career now you walk around dressed up having a ball it's always Margaritaville over there it's five o'clock all the time I put Fast and Furious undercarriage lights on your golf cart get it on absolutely I'm here for it good for you is right so do you but did that qualify yesterday as your father's day with your dad uh yes okay so you're good that was Father's Day I mean I'm probably still hanging out here I'm not the poor thing is doing he's got his mozzarella making Workshop so if you want to get signed up for that on Sunday morning it's at 11 o'clock he's teaching how to make mozzarella he's teaching how to make cheese oh yeah we've Made cheese there's so much cheese in my fridge it's kind of cool to the point where I didn't have any milk for my coffee because it keeps making freaking cheese out of all the milk it's driving me crazy I love my husband I love my husband I love my husband read after me he's dubbed himself the mozzarella man you got a nickname out of it yes I knew I liked it looks like Bob's Burgers but he's over there like Gathering his little way and I just look over and I'm like I don't know what it is but it's bothersome to me what time is it but it brings him Joy it's at 11 o'clock it's making cheese can I be here on Saturday yeah come to knock them out if you want to oh Father's Day car show is happening oh there's alcohol and cheese well you can drink a beer while you're making cheese it sounds like a great Father's Day right come hang out with us every dad gets a prize a present I know we gave out flowers for moms we've got a little something up our sleeves for dads lawn mowers no they're not big ticket yes we've got things for you to fix come on by but you gotta you gotta let them have the couple hours to do it you can't give them the object to fix and not give them the time to do it you want to give them a you want to give anybody any father a good time time to do the damn thing he's been putting off for the last six years let them do maybe even help anybody help hold the flashlight which is always scary I love all the memes on Instagram so I follow a lot of like classic dad moves and yeah uh lawn cutting and commentary that like a daughter will have like oh there's a thunderstorm looks like it's rolling out and it just does like a a portrait video Whatever of um all the dads that came out of the houses on the cul-de-sac or the neighborhood whatever and they're just standing on the lawn with their coffee like I think it's gonna rain it's literally just out of 20 houses on the street like there's eight or nine dads out in the just giving each other the nod how you doing neighbor just silent drink at the coffee seeing how things look all in khaki shorts and white New Balances I still want that like oh the stupid dead stereotype I love that you want that life I'm so jealous the grass is always perfect they just after a good rain and a good mow with some deep mulch they go oh you cut yours at two and a half I cut mine at two yeah but then you know because you were seriously missing like this I don't have time to cut my own lawn now still working now when I'm Village is ready when I'm Village is ready and I know 55 is not near dead but some of those people out there are like 70s and 80s and they're really still partying like they're 20 and I love it again for that frail looking woman that could not been under 90. with a walker just sitting there jamming yep throwing some shoulders into it I learned some dance moves I love it granny got down good for her so if anybody's got any good ideas for Father's Day let me know I've got nothing time steak silence we don't get that I don't care yeah not a tie not socks yeah he doesn't do well with silence or quiet or off time either he's like a fidgeter yeah he's one of those people in the car that if if first off he gets car collapsy so I usually have to drive because he'll just sleep and then that's how I know but when he's not he'll have to touch everything and adjust everything when we're in the car and I'm like do you have to touch everything while we're driving all the time it makes me crazy thermostat cage does anybody have another person like this in their life that is is constantly when they're when you're driving with them has to touch and adjust like he does not do well shutting his brain off yeah if my mouth isn't moving my hands are doing something I've got to fix that I gotta I gotta do that why why why is this this oh then we're taking this apart now we're out how long has this been there I don't know oh what day is it I should do an oil change on the generator what what yeah constant like constantly making up things but never the things I want them to fix Home Depot gift card no see that's not fun I feel like that's just more work for you to do yeah you can get tools there you can get lumber for that thing that again he's been putting up there's options is that you Lauren you gotta constantly what's happening what what how long has this been like that Johnny objects okay anxiety what kind of coffee did you give me oh no that was straight cocaine oh what what no what this is like the second time drugs have come up on my show this week what happened last time Hank mentioned something oh I bet Hank has the good stuff yeah the cape Villages yeah he's at the cape Villages that's right maybe we should ask him about pineapple location and orientation Lord I usually bring cleaning supplies so while I'm in the moving car I can clean that's amazing Catherine I saw your husband yesterday I almost mowed him down while I was getting my children their passports I looked over I was like oh hi Dimitrius glad I didn't hit you so I had a big day yesterday we went to town hall went to town hall I made an appointment to get the kids passports because I never get to the post office within the window they tell you to get and there's always an excuse at the post office and I listen I know you're in public service I know you've got a job that works for the government I do understand it's thankless sometimes people are awful and mean I get all of those things but every time I go in there there's a problem something's down oh I can't do it because of this oh we can't do it because of that oh well it's almost three so we can't get into it now there's always a reason and I'm I'm just the recipient of it and I get it so finally I made an appointment I called up top I was just like okay fine Town Hall okay nine o'clock tomorrow great I'll see you then wonderful for passports for passports did there's a town hall they do in my town ah so it's okay I don't know if your town does it I I don't know I think I went down to CVS for the photo and I think I took it to the post office to submit and then it was mailed to me I loved it I made an appointment for both of the kids because kids passports are only good for five years so a re-up now Lily gets a big girl one which was kind of like a moment for me as a mom like this one's gonna be good for 10 years and you can sign it by yourself and you only need one witness but getting a child's passport is it to do you have to have both of the parents because you have to prove that no one's trying to steal the kid so both of the parents have to be there scheduling in time for both my husband and I to be somewhere for a length of time it's it's a feat you know what I you know what I've heard a couple times this week and you're not allowed to strangle people as they say it you're Your Own Boss why don't you just make time that's great I love that and it's it you okay everything you said was a hundred percent factual yeah but but something always comes up there's always some emergency or someone needs to be talked down off this Cliff for their whatever or hey can we do a zoom call today because all of a sudden I have time and I should have scheduled this month ago I'm sure you have all these clients in it yeah I'll die I'm just like okay I'll fix that oh yeah I got that just just work for it yeah I'm right on top of that road I don't see why it's so difficult I worked my whole life and it's I've just worked 40 hours a week I have people now though so I'm now learning to lean into those people which is also not very easy I wish I was that's that's but when you have new people in your business now you have to babysit the new people doing the job that you needed so it's like double duty almost nope I see the light at the end of the tunnel however nope I'm getting dinged up but bumps and bruises everywhere yes Kai town hall is so much easier the crazy part was they already had passports so I had to bring their already have passports with a few months left on them still good but you can't travel unless there's six months left on the passports so I've got still valid that's the point of the expert passports right well because if you go to another country and then you want to stay there and squat it could be six months so you've got to show that you still have six months left so I have two still valid passports that I still had to bring a raised steel birth certificate and both parents I was just like oh why anyway got done made an appointment they were lovely it was great but then when I'm at Town Hall I'm like oh well I should get my beach thicker oh well I need the dump stickers due next month I gotta find my script oh then I've got and then oh I need to pick up what else did I get yesterday my my shellfishing license so I'm just you know here's a grand in my firstborn thank you Town Hall I'm like why did we do that I don't think you're almost up to the last board now so you're good but I think that we're all sad I think we're up to date with all of our bells and whistles and stickers and everything is actually on time and here we are halfway through June and I'm feeling pretty good thank you caffeine yeah my husband's making that cheese Cliff's making the cheese good morning Dan how is Middle America nice this is my life it's a bleep show that we're just propelled through I'm having fun I am having fun I wouldn't do it if I wasn't so I don't know why I do it anymore it's not fun well I love the fact that you came here and you're like we don't we don't have to do the show and I said this is my joy okay I get to interact with everybody yes Joel come on by the cliff will make you some cheese I'd like to apologize for my um lack of success lately uh I have admitted that one of my guilty pleasures is making her snort on camera yeah yeah I'm a bad person maybe maybe girls like go ahead I earned it we don't like to Insight violence over here saw the little mermaid last night on Edibles I'm going to see flash tonight the return of Keaton that sounds so fun I'm missing life wait on what Edibles oh all right sweet I mean how else would you watch The Little Mermaid if you're a boy that was kind of sexist however he's into Gore and if you knew Dan you would wonder he's fulfilling what his girlfriend wants I feel like I I I I learned to just go to the movies myself if it's something I wanted to watch because I'm just I like all things like Marvel Fanboy and then you know there's not a lot of things that total exactly so I'll just say all right I'm going to see it myself I'm going like a Tuesday with the tickets half off but I do all that sober I'm turning into a middle-aged man can't wait to see the latest Marvel Superhero Movie I'm excited hey we all have our things right no rtb it's not something that she needs but I'll use it now and now I'll go and make my famous Stuffies wait what what's the famous stuffy stuff quahogs oh sick okay I like food they're delicious so we got stuffies I'm an award-winning ooh girls right look at my trophies there you go it's not often you get to point out your stuffed clam trophies it's not often you can say that sentence yeah yeah analyze what you just said sister oh no it says Boss Hog on the front of that which I Boss Hog stuffed clams Stuffies stuffies so for those that may be watching them Little Mermaid and here we are we're on the east side say the least um Quahog is just a bit is it a clam is it I don't I don't know it's a bivalve we're talking about Plumbing what are we talking about we have collag day coming up okay first day of summer is always Quahog day and I'm gonna be hanging out with meteorologist Eric Fisher from uh I forget what channel he's on I think CBB at this point uh we're gonna be over at tree house which I'm pumped for their beer is delicious it's going to be Oceanfront tedness Wiki is going to be taking over for Johnny colah because that's the one in sandwich yes are the locals okay with it yet used to it no you know bad publicity is there's no such thing as bad publicity like you didn't know the place existed until you heard the locals complain about it I guess there was like parking snafus when it first I opened her no it's still that way because people who live in that area or people like the person who got mad at the lady that was in the water and the guy was like this is a private beach but she was in the water up to where shins you can't own the ocean you can't but now they've got problems with people parking and those are million dollar homes multi-million dollar homes so people don't like people traipsing through their multi-million dollar properties I get it especially on my perfectly green manicured lawn but at the same time quarter inch length we all need to still do business there's just not much parking over there that was the old Horizons like right there's always been an issue with parking over there and uh so now that they bust people in or their time limits or they're really working different ways to be able to bring their great beer to everybody else get to enjoy the property right and still be respectful of their neighbors it's not an easy thing to check off all those boxes someone's going to be annoyed all the time it comes down to that idea of um I think dinos was going through it once where people were complaining still but the noise and whatnot but like the locals I'm I'm very happy for everybody that has done their time at work and wants to come down and retire peacefully here but it used to be that retirement was 10 15 20 years I mean people are now retiring at 55 yeah we didn't work at 60. so you envisioned peace and quiet on your deck and I'm happy for you but now we have such little physical homes to buy so you made this summer Cottage on this back road behind a bar yeah it used to be that a waterfront house was 200 000. we're not going to say how long ago it was because it'll make everybody cry but now everything's a couple million I know and say the least the locals I mean we need something to do like I know activities what's up T come to some of my shows we're getting ready for our summer shows giant Jenga trivia giant Jenga trivia like two by fours two by threes they're two by three sixes do two by six well that's it so we're trying to make it even more right I want it to be like painful when it falls two by sixes I'll do it we'll route off some of the corners we'll do with a soft wood no we won't so we've got giant Jenga trivia we have no way croquet and then fishing for um fishing for the next line so I'm really excited about that one what kind of croquet no way croquet okay okay how do you 'll have to play with us okay no way first off designing these games secondly making up the ridiculous rules for these games my husband's like you gotta have rules people need the rules wait these are the places with a bar yeah so people are drinking yes and you're gonna give me something with a mallet and a ball yeah right okay Oceanside this is going bad and I'm so happy about it it's awesome so it's all part of our summer game series so we're going to be doing this at several places throughout the summer that's amazing so if you win one of the summer games you can come and compete in our final like basically Olympics of outdoor dumb things and it's just activities it's fun activities to keep you busy sounds like me and you you tell me I'm a crazy person for like an extremely large back campfire and this burn things different a giggle while I do burn things and pour gasoline on them if you're if you stack the wood correctly and you start with a propane torch about everything gets toasty on its own I mean I could be one of those people that actually learns how to start fire with chippings in just a pocket knife but get yourself ready for Survivor yeah I go no I've always wanted to be able to do that Survivor yes yeah I will watch you from my couch good luck oh that's disappointing yeah it would be great but the social game it'd be decent I I think I would do all right I really do I would be sunburned I'm too nice though they immediately vote me off they're like everybody no no what's your special talented uh uh socializing right but it is a social bringing awareness to uh worthy events so can you build a canoe yes no I could do those things uh let's do it I was in the Army I can handle a lot of things all right let's go okay you have to qualify things that are tough to do with I was in the Army granted it was 20 years ago but I was still there and I did do the things all right Cape Cod Survivor so the cape cod's best each each one of each one of the participants has to come up with a yeah are going to be stranded on let's see I can make food taste good no matter what it is I could make slugs taste good I'm really good because I suggest it uh Marie hello good morning Emily Patrick thank you for joining us hey Bev come to the melody tent it's my home now I know T and I don't think I have any shows that I've even signed up for I am giving away Melody tent tickets to I think train I don't know I've got to look at my inbox and see what we're giving away for our shows we've got comedy tickets this week we've got Melody 10 tickets um I have a few other things that we're doing too and if anybody out there has got a business and you want to do some trade with me I'm happy to do it and give out your gift cards we have a good time I'm out in 10 to 12 times a week doing all kinds of shows so you'll get the visibility and the traffic I promise yeah she's bored all day I just sit around yeah I'm making enough games all you do is wake up and go on the radio and then you just do some trivia at night that's that's your whole life isn't it no it's not meetings it's not video editing it's not multiple clients no I appreciate you knowing that I'm constantly working yeah you're responsible you know for a household of you and your husband have 17 000 people living here that put out um it must be eaters we're moving on with our day yeah they're welcome comes out let me tell you so I got a call from my mom and my dad this week you're doing a lot you're doing a lot it happens thank you for acknowledging that is there I'm like waiting for the you you need to you need to to calm down you need to care for yourself I mean self-care is important however I'm dead June it's June it's always like this for me and I said to somebody somebody else was like uh I own a seasonal business game on right now so kudos to you if you're out there slaving every day so that you've got a couple of months off in another spot in the year and this is the time this is your go time get in there let's go for a ride time let's do it I think for both of us though our business slows a little but uh a few years back I I would work like Monday through Thursday I probably had like a 35 hour work week yeah um and I would tell myself I'm gonna go snowboarding the last few years I haven't even had time to regret to going snowboarding so right now I regret it it's June I've missed that window um yeah I would sign up for Survivor just so I could lose weight too I I'm down for it the diet portion we're eating grass today yeah good luck no do you know what kind of hangry you're gonna turn me into you got me on grass no you're gonna kick me off for everyone's safe oh the cameras yeah uh who bought the big bald Hulk over here the angry the angry one I love it the curmudgeon so you're dog sitting right now how's that going for you uh well the uh my friends are traveling as of this morning yeah I'll be hanging out with the pups for a few days where I become the hump pillow of the dog so you know puppies and you know older dogs whatever they can and will hump I'm apparently the only one this 80-something pound pit bull loves so much that he needs to dominate me oh it's pretty oh dear so you've got a date this week huh interspecies great I just saw right now in the Hamptons that they are doing swim school for dogs don't they already naturally know how to swim do you need to do swim school for dogs I mean I would watch some of the most common crap I see is when all these puppies run into from daycare to this one pool you can't say you know it's not like a 30 second video their their animals like people people like nannies cashmere talks uh artisanal desserts and now 300 swim lessons for your dogs yeah we have a I love the economy I had kids I had kids case closed well I think I think I told you before it's now common uh common practice to want a dink relationship what dink what is that dual income no kids oh yeah so they get the pets on board for you yeah stick the uh the couple pups whatever with the parents you can still go travel Europe for two weeks whatever dual income no kids yeah dink dual income no kids do it if you have the opportunity still I suggest it run don't worry leave yourself cold looking back I love this Billy Madison right now we're having a moment when he wants to go to high school high school sounds great Billy no because it's not it's terrible I know so here we are in June I'm halfway done with the wedding season I still have two left and I saw a story about a clumsy bride knocking over her 350 wedding cake she said everything went into slow motion you know how when that happens though like I was in a car accident once and that's how it went it was slow motion the whole thing I remember it vividly because it seemed as if time stopped while it was happening and it was that no oh yep nope you always expect it to be the groom that screws that up and it's held over his head for the rest of us I appreciated the clumsy bride that was like oh it was all me it was me I fell it happened Taylor Swift was there it's me hi I'm the problem it's me I sing that song to myself of the regular because I am the problem I know this master of your own destiny and demise see Greg that is part of the social experience tea set what is your whole thing with your issue with Survivor I mean I'm down I'll go for it but I'm gonna be like nah you're doing that wrong listen you think that's going to be buoyant come on good morning Michael good morning Ashley thank you so much for joining us it's Greg and Stephanie this morning for having way more fun than we should given the way our day started there's no Weber's here there's no green eggs who's making the steaks what is this crap oh you want me to go hunt for my food I've got a steak marinating for a couple of days and I'm very excited for it oh what can I marinate um it's a secret I'll go find it it's like I'll sniff it out I know what it is I've done enough sniffing in this house today yeah I've got it's a secret yeah it's a call back to a dirty cat also my chocolate chip cookies were well received everybody likes those yeah uh thanks for saving me one appreciate it the kids it's like termites you ever see those cartoons where the termites come in and chew up something and then leave yeah that's what happens with my cookies they're gone it happens I don't need them anyway so it's fine buddy of mine uh had a graduation party or high school for his daughter and like oh you know custom cookies and everything else and this apparently Biscoff I think is a flavor oh this um I don't know either way it was a good sized cookie with Biscoff topping Biscoff flavor I think it's b-i-s-c-o-f-fm see you're the resident Chef around here not me with like cookie crumbs or whatever um I just know how to feed an army I don't know I had six of them they each of them were a meal and I was like yes I'm here for it and there's a three level there was a vegan chocolate mousse section to the cake so Mom Mom is a professional Baker yeah oh that helps yeah and I almost I told her I'm like because I may or may not have a touch of sarcasm in my life just just a little that's funny I told her you know I was gonna try to be funny and go get like a sheet cake from the grocery store and have him like misspell happy birthday like Bob for the wrong occasion entirely for the wrong person's name yeah and then just bring it be like hey and then with like one finger smear and there's here yeah what is how do you thoroughly upset someone who makes beautiful custom cakes for a living you go get the cheapest one that looks like it's moldy and you ruin it that's what I was gonna do for sarcasm and I would have had to eat the cake by myself yeah you would have definitely eaten the cake by yourself uh-huh absolutely you know all those are like pre-made little um flowers they just pick them off a sheet they must meanwhile she's over here with the bag and is that Vanessa yeah yeah she actually she's really good she cares about what she does she does for sure so I'm friends with her husband and he and I just pick on each other it's part of our charm oh um it's he's great uh and she now has to accept me and or at least my existence now so what I'm hearing is a lot of hazing oh constant the other day he came with me to help me um and I could have done it without him uh to hang a TV for somebody and it was high you know whatever and he said oh this is a heck of an install because there was a lot to it whatever and it's all hidden behind this huge TV it's not hard to hide everything behind a huge you know TV but he starts a video and he starts calling out um his I.T company that he doesn't really do anything with but he's he's like oh I'm going to use this for advertising purposes I mean you're not even wearing your shirt I stopped wearing my shirts I'm never going to let her I don't I I just don't care I'm not promoting myself anymore I am exclusively word of mouth I am never advertising again what do you do I carry trash for a living that's what I do yeah there's 700 trash companies I'm not fixing your computer pal listen I have a good one so he's like hey Blue Tech or whatever is uh a company and he was going to use it as marketing materials I love it it's pretty funny it's perfect rtb and Rocco are on the cave Kristen thank you so much for joining us this morning um Provincetown Film Festival is this weekend I have not even looked at the schedule rtb I've got to pick up my badge I don't even know if I'm going to be able to see any of the shows I really want to hang out with Billy Porter at some point I'm pretty much obsessed so if I have the opportunity and that happens then I'll be excited but if not you I I mean particularly with him once a month you should do a show life in Pete town I know I know it goes out a Friday morning I got to do it Memorial Day weekend and we had an absolute blast it's so much fun I think he's very much okay with uh doing it with you yeah right all right well that wraps it up thank you so much for watching but I can spew so much more let's stay on for another like three hours well I got an appointment so do you oh yeah weird we have lives somebody needs their TV hang yeah hang it it's gonna be one of those days we'll talk later thank you so much for watching us today we appreciate your time have a good one awesome foreign