Greg and Stephanie

are you prepared to shut it down see the little icon you're gonna have to refresh the page though all right we're gonna see if this is gonna work today did it work yes maybe it did maybe it didn't I don't know we'll have to see hi everyone it's Craig it's Stephanie it's Thursday I'm like what day is today it's 8 A.M I decided to try to fix something that probably made it worse I don't know no it seems like it's gonna work we just don't know if people are watching on that channel it's stalled is that you got to refresh the page all right you probably got a reboot you got to fill the blinker fluid but be prepared to hit the little thing thing where this thing nope that's that's fine now click the video itself yeah you know and now we got it maybe oh it's stopped yeah see that's the problem we're working some tech stuff we are determined to get these monitors that have just been in my studio as an obstacle it's basically an obstacle course in here right now I've got a bed I've got boxes we've got monitors guaranteed to hit your head on pretty much anything in here some of which is mine for once none of the stuff is mine however you can't not play with things because you're a 12 year old boy I have to I have to fix them well 12 year old boys break stuff out of curiosity I know better so now I just want to fix stuff oh you your face moved here we go we'll have to see good morning Lindsay good morning Cindy she said such a great way to start each morning thank you for joining us Cindy I appreciate you thank you for enjoying my hair I feel like our new studio disco ball matches your hair good morning Seraphina I'm going to see you tomorrow she's going to be my guest on the show she just won 40 under 40. she's coming on the show to talk about it that is something I've never won I always I I had hoped well you're only 25 you got a couple more years sorry I didn't make it now 50 under 50. I'm coming in blazing 50 and flirty you want to go on the Dance Floor no I'm gonna break your head somebody make that a thing please I'm 50. 50 years old I'm 50 on the inside the Sally O'Malley yeah right I'm not quite there yet oh man hello the curmudgeon yeah if there's a way to be cranky about something like your you know your great great grandfather I'm probably the same guy first let me thank you very much for bringing me the Water of Life this morning I really appreciated that we're out of coffee and I've been working so much I didn't realize that they were out of beans so I had um beans that had cinnamon or something else and then my husband's like that's not going in the machine yeah okay it was like coffee beans or coffee beans those things have flavors on them they're not going in my coffee machine oh no it's your coffee machine tea happy belated birthday I hope you had a good one yesterday I don't know I think she went to Provincetown it's always good to go to Provincetown um Captain rich said that the whale action hasn't been too strong lately however he saw a double breach yesterday and he said it was Majestic so a couple whales double breach if you throw a wink it gets creepier I I don't know if he did that but I could see Captain Rich we call him Captain inappropriate because sometimes the things he says we're like but then he's a sea captain that's what you're supposed to be that well it's that guy right on no well on the boat but then if you come back I don't know yeah I missed an e for all celebration this week I guess it was a waterlog celebration over at Cape Cod beer but it looked like a rocking good time with everybody with the new graduates in the class and then everybody that's been in a cohort for the last five years I know it looked like a really fun time and I was a little sad that I was uh I was working but uh maybe the next five I'll see where I am at in five years I don't even know right now taking over the world I don't know where I'm gonna be tomorrow it has been I had one of those days yesterday where everything I did just went to pot it was just crap everything I touched was like you had lunch I had a great lunch with a friend and that was all downhill from there no take the victories I'm just saying well it started at four in the morning when I brought my first set of j-1s to Duncan then the second set at six a.m and then I did my show and then I had a nice lunch with my friend but then everything else after that I mean between like getting cheese that melted down into my into my girls region I went to go take a bite of something it just fell in my boobs I was like I have that same problem yep yep right I was missed thank you I appreciate that the problem with the j1's is that you're just a nice person that opens up their home and you already have 1700.00 more and they all have a big heart and ruin my own day there you go they actually had a point though when they had to go to work at four o'clock in the morning they're like please can you drive us we're a little bit scared it's dark outside I feel like every American Horror Story starts with kids driving in the riding their bikes in the woods and I'm like to be fair you're not wrong I said how about we go to Walmart and get you like little reflector vests and some nice Blinky lights for your hats so that's what we're gonna do today it's also America get some guns shoot everybody comes near you yeah nope that's no can't do that either yeah I don't even want to Broach that with them because that does exist here and I don't wanna I don't want to say it doesn't because it does it's all about to change you got the world now oh thank you Cindy I appreciate you spin the spin the ball I need a little mirror ball love in here it's going to be about Donna Summer time all right no one looked on my shirt ball it's never too much disco ball we're gonna have to figure out how to get it to just spin on its own hope you're not taking good drugs already this morning that is oh listen we got it at a thrift shop and it soon become my fast favorite thing that's going on in the studio right now so it doesn't take much good morning Mark good morning Michael thank you for joining us today I thought I was your favorite you are in the studio today well you had quite a um Trek this morning to get into here yeah traffic uh some Mustang tried to go underneath the Jeep Grand Cherokee on the way here so traffic was fun that doesn't work then I pull on to the road to get here and there's a school bus didn't you miss the bus is I just stopped for like 20 minutes now I'm behind a school bus I wasn't shaking at the wheels no but at least you had coffee I was down here with like the DTs flies on my head waiting for my coffee to show up where is my life blood how do how do I live without you seriously we're gonna be adding a karaoke element to our music Bingo which I'm kind of excited for well we've got that big new space well I'm gonna make it like a show they've got lights they've got all these like fun Spotlight things and so I was like why am I not using the space for like a show oh my gosh right Wednesdays yeah so they've got a big screen so I want to do some video elements along with music Bingo and then set up a couple of stands with microphones to encourage people to get up there and sing or maybe there's a Sing-Off if there's a tie I'm trying to figure out the elements right now to level up this music bingo so the beaut the beauty of all of that sounds fantastic but you're going to encourage everyone to sing I love that everyone should not sing but that's the best part I enjoy that good morning Sean the girl works harder than James Brown thank you heading to Jersey for moms getting remarried for the third time this Saturday Paul your mom is like my mom my mom's filing for divorce didn't this radio show start with hey my mom just got married yeah that was January good morning Marie thank you for joining us good morning Miss Brianna I will see you later Shandy thank you so much and thank you I like my new disco ball good morning Danielle too hi it's already not spinning oh she said a paper clip will help it spin I was like ah thank you Cindy I'm I'm currently Googling in the internal Rolodex you mean like to hold a Center Point yeah Serafina already trying to do the the Globetrotter she was like um I think it's not gonna work out but I'm not gonna move out until June 1st and I was like why then there's me Googling community property in California to see how long or whatever she's going to extract from this marriage I feel like it's calculated all right how long did you know the guy they've been together-ish on and off for a decade oh on and off let's go solidify permanence yeah so I don't know I don't know whatever love YOLO I mean if she's not happy then move on I feel about my brother was just out there for a couple of weeks taking some vacation and had to come back to New York today and I'm like well make sure you have your mask on because nobody's breathing in New York right now the smoke and this is so bad they said their flights are being canceled so if you've got any plans to go to New York make sure you got your mask on sorry Eva she has a whole weekend planned I have to bring her to the airport tomorrow hopefully the flight still goes because they say it's not gonna for the foreseeable future they said being outside is like smoking a half a pack of cigarettes in fact they said smoking a half a pack of cigarettes is better than breathing the air right now in New York City that's saying something sorry good morning Amy and Kai Marlene Mary Jane so nice for you guys to join us it is Thursday we are one day before the weekend that's good I like that people can sing the rest of the song after you start playing a few notes yeah but the the fear is me after two three tomatillos margaritas no right to be said what bad could happen I'm gonna I I'm gonna do the karaoke shouldn't so I know better yes and the so the beauty again my rules of karaoke have more Let's Pretend This is a white claw just so you feel more comfortable now talk about Karaoke If you don't know rtb calls Greg whiteclaw cause that's his favorite drink funny though I like them out of sheer jealousy he's better than me he's probably watching son of a gun right um good man fun guy uh not quite mushroom that's a different kind of fun game um well I was talking about something then I squirreled oh well karaoke uh yeah but that was because of the karaoke so you gotta have more fun than everybody if you're doing karaoke or you have to sing a or you have to know how to sing but at no time should you do slow songs now like oh sad lonely beautiful voice here you're I'm killing your Margarita you know what I mean I love it do you know what I mean I do okay I mean you can come it's like oh I lost my dog you know country and my kids and wife but if you play it backwards they come back to me basically country whatever is going on in your brain right now whatever just happened that you shared with us thank you well I'm single no kids no dogs so I mean technically I'm not qualified for a country song yet yeah good morning I am shell we play elastic Glam Cape cod's only Glam Rock Show here on Fridays we've actually got passes to a festival in Germany a German music festival so we're gonna post those on lemonadeio right now for international listeners and followers we do have people in Germany that listen to us that's awesome I know so if you um Seth drop the information in the chat just so that people can find out about this music festival that's happening I have helped you go International somehow well no thanks Greg without you I don't know where we'd be Sean wants to know what your karaoke go-to is pick a genre that's my question that's what is it not Yang Yang boys you're like Yin Yang Twins Get Low oh I didn't even know that's a different song but I appreciate it um from the window to the wall to the sweat drops all right never mind um disco ball so I speed skeet ski can't say that anyway white people don't know what it means Dave Chappelle oh my God we're getting canceled yep hey Tony how are you this morning not the other day uh someone put me up for ludicrous what's your fantasy that got entertaining and it turns out I made the internet before I knew it oh so are you surprised by that it's a typical day um Saturday the day after said karaoke Festival where we walked into the bar and they were trying to close down because there were three people that were just sad doing slow songs I'm telling you you can't do the slow songs it takes the wind out of everyone out there having a good poop in time they just want to close the bar on you because there's you know you don't need to be served more alcohol while crying you know what I mean yeah yeah let's just let's get some up let's get some movement here let's let's get some go with my Go Juice yeah um but the next day I was helping a friend move and his fiancee got sent a video of me doing uh the song I'm like how did you get this now I'm friends with the bartender that evening but I wasn't aware on another or I wasn't friends with her apparently on another nope she loves to share on tick tock but this was on Instagram and I wasn't a follower or a friend Instagram's followers Facebook is Friends yes okay um so I'm like where did this go so I messaged uh said bartender on Facebook like oh yeah I sent it to well so and so oh yeah mutual friend yada yada yada and I'm sitting on the couch trying to relax after moving the sofa and Greg is this you yeah it was bad that's a good one why are you why are we watching this on your couch why not sweet and innocent fiance that hasn't seen me butcher music from the masses Amy says bring back the karaoke Gong Show I hate hurting people's feelings I mean you have to blatantly be a jerk up there for me to gong you otherwise I would just let you be bad I would let somebody else gong I'm I'm the nice judge I'm the Paula of the judges I feel bad hurting people's feelings she's supportive that was you looked cute I I don't feel I feel bad yeah you had fun Hercules Hercules I can sort of be constructive but uh I find it very difficult to be in that judge's space I've judged multiple multiple competitions with singing and also some sort of performance and I'm always the nice one I can't I it hurts my feelings yeah they bring joy like that's that's what gives them Joy how am I going to be the one to take your joy away I'm not go ahead and look bad up there meanwhile someone we know from you know X years ago and oh did you know what this bag of trash but it's on the quiet it's not in public no I would rather talk trash to your face ah yeah I'm one of those people that will just say it to yourself it's the it's the right thing to do technically they'd say to their face right oh well sometimes your performance is wonderful but your shoes are hideous it doesn't go with your slacks what are you doing I've got someone to do the gong job she said she's a Dream Crusher and I'm I'm I'll let you wait what am I get at it no I don't think you've dated this one definitely not her type um all right slate official perfect oh I've got it now I've got to do some math I've got to deduce I have to go back and feel bad about myself and read the comment section it has nothing to do with you sometimes I go back and uh and watch whatever I'm like oh my God I hate myself why did I say whatever I said on the radio and then uh but I don't see all the comments so I've got to figure that one out oh like it says oh there were 50 comments and I know that there's a lot of stuff moving over here we're doing magic here and here and I try to get up there so I can follow along we're working on it yeah meanwhile I've got to go and it just doesn't work look for that cheese the cheese drop it's Iowa I want to reach out to everybody here on the cape um and give an opportunity to we are looking for non-profits uh for a knock about they've offered their space on Sundays for non-profits to come and make some money for your non-profit I've got about four dates that I've got to fill so uh if you've got a non-profit that really needs um a boost in fundraising please reach out to me I've got a spot and a really great way for you to make some money and who doesn't like beer so uh let's talk let's get that filled for you I just wanted to offer the opportunity to a lot of our non-profits which right now summertime comes and everybody is I feel like it's a really hard time to get people together that is not every weekend is already pretty much gone our question of the day today is what's your favorite event or summertime activity and I feel like just if I get a chance to go to the beach and sit there unmolested time what just leave me alone throw my phone not you know what I mean leave me alone well I heard a comma where I don't think he meant to put one I would like to be unmolested yes and not by the way none of it is okay oh God yes you got to balance your life absolutely yeah I don't know how to do that that is too funny she is the absolute opposite good morning Mike Mark you are not a non-profit nice try I was gonna make uh talk to my accountant I'm clearly a non-profit Mark we're not talking about anyone with that certain Waterfront Eatery no we're just not going there today neither one of us have the like the mental wherewithal to go there today she looks not she looks at me like oh we can talk about um I said that in jest by the way because nobody wants to talk about it and everybody seemingly wants to talk about it because that's all anyone's seemingly talking about well everybody that isn't fully aware and seen it for years wants to Dish yeah yep no no we're just not it's like when people start ranting on Facebook whatever about taking a high road and particularly I love when somebody says and they're they're willing to fight everybody in the comments and they're actually wrong about their thing it's it's a lot of fun so if you ever catch my buddies you know this popcorn meme oh my God that's what I was about to say I throw in the Michael Jackson Thriller popcorn I just throw it in there so I get to know that I just throw it in to get the notifications like oh what did Bob say against Joe today nah you gotta turn the screwdriver left you don't know what you're doing bro like oh you guys but I get sucked into it like quicksand I so bad avoid it it is like a rubber neck in a car accident I'll sit there for an I'll lose an hour of my day yeah I'm like I don't know anything that I'm not productive why because I got sucked in to an argument that is happening on a social media thread that I don't even know these people and I'm just here for the comments going through yeah everybody entertainment everybody no oh I meant said person you know X days weeks months years ago why when they were only this way or they were only that way or at this place or when they were around so I'm not alone yeah yeah I just needed that validation just a little bit because I really I lose all time yeah well that that type of crap is why men spend an hour in the bathroom is that what you do in there oh just scrolling so I look at stupid Comedians and puppies and people doing voiceovers and puppies good morning Don and someone sent me I thought I sent them A variation but you know how everybody rips off every other content creator turn notifications on yeah I'm following this to the very end a friend sent me after I sent them a different variation but it was supposedly some podcaster um a young lady speaking in going um a caller wants to know do you uh if you have a dog and you date someone that doesn't loves dogs should you get rid of the dog and they just cut to I'm absolutely a dog person they cut to the dogs with voiceovers and there's two just sitting there like turning their heads at the right times like no you get rid of the person you take the person by the ankles you leave them in the ocean you tie bricks to their ankles no you get rid of the person because the dogs are defending from themselves like yeah who's not a dog person some people are not dog you don't want to know them so we'll check that off your dating profile there was a hinge dating profile that somebody that some chick put up her credit score and I was like she needs dates I feel like that is a that is a winner right there guys I challenge you to put your credit score up there on the dating app world maybe this is a new generation of dating let me see what damage you've done what am I walking into right now I'm gonna I'm gonna open up Tinder right now I'm gonna add myself be like yo girl I'm a 6 30. you want to work on me yeah no no you're not that's not good fish and I'm shirtless isn't that what everybody talk about this you never hold the fish in your profile photo that is an immediate I know that's why that's the running joke I'm not going shirtless anytime soon nor fishing see Don says she's got you got an 810 you're really I mean you would be sought after yo girl you like margaritas for this done okay good yeah I was gonna say I'm like oh who am I proposing to right now do I know this Don she's married to our voice guy Ken Allen and maybe you remember him from pixie I've got a voice for you no no one wants that voice that sounds like my former secretary they'll throw in an accident that isn't actually definable hello would you like a margarita oh my God I'm sorry what I can't control the octaves I can't control anything hot mess oh yeah not over here 763 over here what's up ladies my buddy hit such a good guy that my buddy who I'm very jealous of mild mannered nice guy productive it's not a guy thing has a family and wife and he's happy and whatever oh gross he made it he made an 850 credit score really I hate him out of share jealousy yeah that's a that's like a guy thing because we were talking about another one of your buddies you're like ask for the wife and he's a PC blah blah blah he's one of my best friends but he's a piece of blah blah blah blah it's like oh okay we absolutely talk about each other it's pretty funny oh yeah I have a couple clients where if they if we establish that everybody has a little bit of a sarcastic sense of humor we just rip on each we're clearly very good friends and we know too much about each other but you just rip on each other and it's comedic for the other guy I've had a couple clients but you're not allowed back to help me unless you bring the other guy because it's just fun to watch him torture you like that makes sense I did this to myself that's fair Hank just chimed in with one of his favorite places or summertime activities moonlighters on the beach that is a very fun one somebody posted the Falmouth Road Race it is such a love-hate relationship with me in the Falmouth Road Race I love the thought of finishing but I hate hate training for it getting to that point actually being in the race because it's always the hottest bleeping weekend there are so many flipping people there it's just a lot it's very people-y nope um I will work an extra week relationship and I will donate and I will stay out of Falmouth take my buddy and I'm not going to Falmouth and let's pretend it doesn't exist like everybody else does on the cape oh who are you there for benefiting check here you go I'm going to work a couple extra days to take care of it are we on 10 of them they're in spirit 10 different non-profits oh God bless you yeah right well there is yeah there was one time it was a really inappropriate time and I don't know if I've ever talked about this story it's kind of inappropriate I'm not gonna let me saddle up for this great story turn the disco ball on get ready Stephanie Falmouth Road Race story yeah so you know that just keeps the demons away I was in one of my friends weddings no one will ever hear this I was in one of my friends weddings the day before the Falmouth Road Race I won't tell you what year or what charity I was running for but it was a uh we're at a wedding before a road race yeah it was I was running for a uh a women's shelter um and so I was hooting and hollering it up on the boat on the pond and I was doing tubing I was kicked off the tube like 15 times that's the goal I was Hubbard head to toe in bruises hovered like my entire body black and blue beaten exhausted hung over there's Stephanie at the start of Thelma's Road Race I'm gonna Chuck a banana an energy drink we're gonna get this thing done the entire time I'm running the race and everyone's like good for you good for you and I'm like why oh you went out for a woman's yeah and my shirt on the back of it said we run so women battered women don't have to and it took me all of the entire time going why is everybody congratulating me for running this race thank you for being so strong I'm a horrible person at that moment in time I was like this is terrible but also I raised a lot of money for that non-profit so that day you raised all of it felt like Shania Twain's in the background too bad it was really really worse commercial feeling moments of all time it was Robert I know that here I know oh oh oh I know that one that was not one of my finest moments I mean I've broken my foot that's when that was the last one where I finished dead last and then they all like came out and got me and like wheeled me across the Finish Line like literally dead last with a broken foot point where the board met and they were like Stephanie you inspired us to give a trophy to the person who finished his last time mic drop never running again enjoy it so I'll support it if you're a runner I will support your run I will help you however I'm not doing it again I was when I was probably I don't know like seven that we were involved in this little boat race in this Pond and uh you had to build the boat out of oh okay home materials yeah that's we still have that here on the cape the Boy Scouts put it on and it's the Bass River where they do it I want to say that we had predominantly my dad my I was a child I had an order to be doing anything engineered the whole thing he basically made a pontoon boat and he stacked the big pole and spring bottles at the time they were all the Cubes but they kind of interlocked yeah strapped them underneath some Sheetrock this thing was not there was no aerodynamics like there was no fluid dynamics in this thing you just a rock we finally get to the Finish Line we get into Shore and uh they give out a trophy for that last it was a love last place trophy a rotten 4x4 with a plastic skunk shoved into the top of it like something you'd put in the lawn almost like a child cartoonish with a big eyes like deter animals or children I don't know but yeah uh my dad's I'm a fan of that clearly like as I I like trophies and medals that makes me feel feel better even if it's like you participated in something I'll hang it up thank you for your discipline oh thank you it's Greg's Body claw put it over here Chris says hello good morning to you hello uh Christiana good morning Jen Dao good morning thank you so much for joining us I'm glad you like that story Mikey Sarah Mclaughlin Heart Of An Angel plays as you cross the finish line you get it that yes meanwhile you get the people coming up and then they put her over the structure leave her there and then just walk up so embarrassing I've Got Friends running marathons and I can't even cross the finish line 90 year old men are beating me so bad I'd show up with a camel back and you know the beer can helmet put you in a that's it there was an about our friend Doug ran the race every single mile he chugged a beer and then did some other stupid feet every single mile a smoked a butt I think while he was doing it like I think that's it you're just struggling just struggling looking like any minute now looking like a victim supporting me I'm like I'm not doing any of those things and clean eating for a year and I still can't do it what were you doing oh I was actually in my successful marriage where my husband doesn't hit me but I look like I was pushed out with that it was real bad pushed down the stairs I went tubing the other day yeah although uh I got a buddy uh the rule of thumb is that you can't kill Kenny Kenny is a fit capable energetic guy I just went to South Park sorry yeah well exactly okay but he'd come out and take him tubing or he'll he'll try water skiing wakeboarding and stuff he had done before whatever but the rule of thumb is you can't kill Kenny I would whip that tube violently he would cartwheel over the water go I don't know I think I hit the bottom stand up be like let's do it again you can't kill Kenny that's awesome yep well if you also you know feed him enough Tito's it just turns into rubber it's great you wake up the next days like oh okay maybe hitting the water at over 20 miles an hour is a painful experience so you almost killed Kenny well he he's not he's not China never getting in a boat with Greg again oh yeah never yeah so I think it's fun you know how when you're a kid on a bicycle and you like going over the dirt ramps and yeah yeah I can fly you can't fly so imagine trying to do that with a boat um I don't think I'm getting on a boat with you yeah don't do that um so Chris uh sat in the bow the front of the boat and um I tried to do wheelies off dirt jumps we'll say and um Chris has never gone wrong but I Justified that's Justified can't kill Kenny but try to kill Chris and Chris poor Chris you don't deserve that he really doesn't you deserve better friends he's a very good friend he's a very you need better friends much better person so many poor choices yeah well chugging a beer every mile yeah it was absolutely revolting to watch it was just wretched what beer please tell me it was like Guinness no it was like I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna give this one a plug it was a light beer we'll just leave it at that oh here we go here we go not even starting I'm not opening that can of anything technically that does it listen we got other beverages to mop right now we also mentioned thou shall not be named for fear of cancellation and people already know yeah I mean we all know you all know you all know I don't we don't need to talk about it just we're not bringing down the vibe down here do you have a bleep button do you have a beep no no we're not giving the cheers yeah oh let's not talk about this little record scratch Yeah scratch you out yeah some people need to be scratched out yeah next yeah no there are other beverages I wanted to talk about first off Coca-Cola no here do you want your white come back I can also do a high noon I'm back on my Tito soda I like those I do not like Seltzer versions of actual beverages just give me the actual beverage it depends on the bartender so the key to the seltzers is you always get the same beverage I like the new neutrals or new trees or whatever those are the pineapple ones yeah yeah pineapple and watermelon they're good you want to keep me happy it's your barbecue you want me to entertain people with karaoke I am so ready for barbecue season I am so ready for them I'm use I just want to sit next to a fire pit that's burning people yeah I want like some bird meat on a grill the Gimme meat on a stick and put me outside in front of a fire pit please I just need that aesthetic right now um so two beverages we need to have a conversation about what we don't need in our lives Coca-Cola is now coming out with a new flavor aimed towards gamers yeah they're they're basically trying to what take attack at Mountain Dew so you need like the ultimate pile of sugar to sit there and game longer harder stronger better faster yep it's the market also they're trying to Gussy up Fireball which basically is melted plastic um they're saying Fireball is going to be fancier in Barrel aged Fireball like you can't change the packaging of Fireball and make it fancy like they're really struggling to remarket this as something nicer so no more plastic bottles it's going to be in a glass bottle by the way all sodas that you drink regularly are going to kill you so yeah yeah I don't know if they put the put the back in it for gamers that's what they did ultimate what do you got we got the Ric Flair Edition oh that'll sell that'll sell supposedly uh somebody said there there is a level of the so cocaine is a processed version of the plant whatever but supposedly there's a chunk of the or part of the formula still in cocaine Coca-Cola right I don't know I don't know although Chris is saying he's having a night cap and wear his entertainment so you're welcome Ranch Water Greg loves the spicy one is that what you got in trouble with the other day Chris hates me what all right I try to kill I try to kill my buddy one time on a boat accidentally I didn't want him to die I just wanted to do a wheelie but now he's sharing all of your secrets who doesn't want to sit on the handlebars while I go off a dirt jump that's kind of the idea that sounds terrible yeah yeah you're retrospect you're right yeah um Branch water but no so Chris will also tell me about um uh non very spicy foods because I don't do anything with the kick but shocker like bland food I'm a bland person look at this what about me looks adventurous Rick says love you guys oh we got one Rick thank you you have I can see love you guys with your what is it six exclamation Oh I can see that on the monitor that I've been trying to get working for six months you probably pat yourself on the back you did it okay Kai says Triple Eight pineapple jalapeno tequila Seltzer right yeah I gotta stay away from that really the kick I don't need the spice I'm a baby I have a baby baby food everything everything is a song lyric if you try hard enough yes I love it um I want to thank some of our sponsors Rockland Trust Tommy's Place make sure you go get your lemonade stand kits we're going to be raising money for Tommy's place all summer long wherever it is that you are a throw up a lemonade stand and raise some money for Tommy's place they're opening their Centerville location I'm gonna talk to Tim tomorrow uh as they're opening the Centerville location so it's stunning what he does for terminal cancer patient children it's so sad but it's also so uplifting that it gives this moment for them to pull themselves out of treatment sit there and enjoy their families and not have to worry about a damn thing it's really really nice so there are two locations one in Falmouth they're opening Centerville we hope that there are more places uh for people to go and then just relax and enjoy always some summertime vacation with their family it's so super nice also MBR Landscaping cleaning services call Bruno today MBR landscaping.com for all of anything that you need done oh I do need to call mulching I do need to oh I got two Ricks ah tequila and Fresca life-changing oh I don't know adding Fresca for whatever reason Fresca to any alcoholic beverage I feel like just cuts Cuts me I'm immediately like Blotto and I'm like what happened that's the Fresca I don't know how it enters my bloodstream the Fresco is the problem it is good call I'm blaming the Fresca it's like a bad Ice Cube I don't know what happens it just gets me I cannot have Fresca mixed with any alcoholic beverage the combination sends me soaring I don't know why oh we still have to go have the adult uh capris yeah we have to go see uh junior yes yeah like that I need that like a hole in my head I've got the Baja Brothers tonight I'm already all right I need to relax before this weekend starts I've got a wedding I've got a DJ I've got uh three non-profit events including a wing off for Falmouth families yeah just lean over take a nap I got this yeah you deserved it so kind of like you let's talk about your little car nap oh yeah somebody had a breakfast nap the other day from nothing else other than waking up too early so the last time I was here this lady Just Tires me out she's exhausting Greg let's talk about let's talk about your life and I'm shivering the whole way for the rest of my life like on the internet everything you don't want to talk about yeah yeah I'm gonna leave this piece of piece of tea right here and you don't shut up Greg so you're gonna talk about it meanwhile 20 minutes earlier I don't want to talk about it I don't want to give them what the people want the people wanted people want you I don't know how bad my life is that is not true but no leaving here it was uh sleepy while driving so I pulled into a parking lot took a two-hour nap until which my buddies called me like hey what are you up to I'm like oh I'm going in for breakfast oh yeah when I'm I'm in the parking lot now you just hanging on the parking lot yes I I took a nap it's a sleepy time I have to deal with Stephanie in the morning yesterday I had a pretty good day at work and I wrapped up at 9 45 in Falmouth I'm in Hyannis so I had to drive another 45 minutes good morning Dan Chase all the way from the middle of the country my broad that's correct nappy time oh yeah absolutely but it's it sucks doing it upright because then my head just bounces it's like oh that's a neck please I live with a narcoleptic you know that Cliff falls asleep at the drop of a hat I get it if he's not actively using his brain he just shuts off he's like a computer monitor that just is napping he's at rest we call that hibernation he's in a sleep State s or C's one through five that's it I'm like shake the mouse wake him up seriously stay away from my mouse lady I'll figure it out on my own well you were you did you snap in a parking lot Real by the fire pit the other day oh so this past weekend fire pet yeah I took bonfire always with you you pyro yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh did the new Beavis and Butthead take off I know they brought that back I have no interest in it I don't think it did um so this past weekend awful weather constantly windy um and rain for the whole weekend but then it didn't rain so I'm like I need to clean out the van I need to clean out the truck I need to mow the lawn I haven't mowed my lawn this year I'm that guy in the neighborhood and says I finally took the day off so Saturday I'm out there you know extra hoodie dirty jeans boots because they got you know doing the yard stuff and I mow the lawn my lawnmower dies uh three quarters of the way through sounds about right go over Pat in hand ask my neighbor for an extra uh Barrel ask the other neighbor for his lawn mower and if he's got extra barrels whatever I filled nine trash barrels with uh mulched up grass and leaves nine I am exhausted I'm you know I gotta empty the bag after every pass I my house is on less than a quarter acre lot like there should not be this much yard refuse and a postage stamp lot yeah you're right Dan Dan Chase said that um the new babies in butt head is hilarious hilarious yeah maybe check it out right click right click right click yes nothing to wake him up oh um so you're nine barrels and then where did the bonfire happen though so my neighbor uh does a lot of Woodworking and he had a bunch of project scraps he puts in a barrel he takes it out he brings it over and he just leaves it next to my fire pit because they just know I sit there and giggle with my little Harbor Freight torch that hooks up to a propane tank great way to start a fire Motors gasoline fires I'm I'm projectile one tenth redneck I don't know how you put a tenth into a family tree but that's where I'm at I want to see what I can do and how we do it oh does it burn what does it do shoot things into the air what does it feels it with can I drive this boat what does it do it you really are yeah I'm a wannabe redneck I can have a civilized conversation I can fix your electronics I can be introduced to the family and friends it doesn't spark his Joy but I sit there you know clicking my feet together going with a seven foot flame so I dumped the entire barrel of wood scraps which is already pretty dense and it's a lot of Hardwoods and whatnot so I just dumped the whole Barrel because we're so lucky to be alive absolutely correct I actually hooked up the hose and then what the grass and everything else but again this weekend was not good weather and it was windy so I got like 15 to 20 mile an hour gusts at times and I'm like ooh this was a bad idea as I watched the Flames go away I won't burn leaves that's absolutely that's not safe right that's crazy that's a problem you know I'm a little sensitive this is my my neighbor and I'll apparently they had cream yeah well I guess he wasn't very close to his family so the um the Wake was the awaken funeral were uh the other day and uh one of my other friends my neighbor went to it and he said that he's now like the executor of the estate yeah because um everything's being auctioned off for Saint Jude which I think is really wonderful none of the kids are getting anything country song about that too met a guy at a bar guy was just sitting there with his you know cheap beer having a good time struck up conversation with the old old-timer drinking the cheap beer became buddies they looked forward to seeing each other a year later he dies leaves a fortune to the guy at the bar um people are crazy uh what is it beer is good and people look crazy yeah just left the department to sing karaoke karaoke with Greg on Thursday there is a bad potentially bad song for everything you guys got any requests you got a genre yeah exactly Chris loving it I was also I was also uh taught listening to Chris Stapleton and apparently he came in singing Chris Stapleton as you delivered my coffee this morning welcome listen you get coffee you gotta listen to me because you were singing the Wrong lyrics for a real long time anybody oh a classic song you've been singing around forever and then you finally realize you've been doing the lyrics wrong this is not um just me phenomenon this is funny people I did it a lot when I was a kid and my mom still like remember certain things that I did and she's like remember when you did that I'm like no I don't remember when I did that I remember you telling me do I remember that when I did that don't remember that yeah so I was singing parachute parachute but I thought it was I'll be a pair of shoes like that's that's not it like you helped me get up off my feet and start walking I'm trying to justify now the the terms I know from Chris Stapleton are whiskey and bottle and love there you go those three things that I think are like every song but parachute I don't see them in parachutes I see them with a pair of shoes so no one needs to sing William Hung She Bangs no Mikey Bangs She Bangs She Bangs She Bangs I don't think you can mess those lyrics is this the right dance move that's good oh hold on oh no oh oh okay I didn't know where we were going I'm not giving you I know there are dance moves I don't know I don't know She Bangs oh I love this mic stand by the way ooh baby when she moves she moves it's purple is that Greg guy that you have on the show drunk all the time nah I just had some coffee sugar that's just life yeah welcome well good do you ever just shut up and sit still yeah it's called sleep yeah right that's about it it does that he naps before meals he'll even be does your mouth ever show Adam's family too legit now everyone's just throwing his stuff well I I thought you were I thought Adam's family was a Chris reference it is a Chris reference yeah yeah he wants me to be Uncle Fester every year all right I'm pale I'm bald I've got an interesting person I have a light bulb around here so no you don't get away from me it was nice meeting everybody goodbye I had to go and buy one my daughter needed a lamp for her room the other day and I'm like when was the last time I bought light bulbs okay I have to go to the hardware store the other day like a lunatic I just that's not my forte in the house some Duties are my husband's some Duties are mine but since he's been doctor's appointments and surgeries and problems and all the other things I'm like I guess I'll go get light bulbs I don't know what the sizes are the wattage is I don't know these things take one go to the store hi sir please give me a question you should have done that I didn't so I bought five different sizes for the wrong things they were all wrong I had to go back again and now it actually matters not good if you can take a photo of a good one while it's lit because color temperature is now a very big uh option for people there's like five I like warm lighting I agree I don't like that clinical setting so if you go get the certain like 8 000k or whatever or the light blue one yeah what the heck is happening if all your other bulbs are I've been that guy that goes on with like the cool white blue one when everything else is more than the natural tone light oh nope that's wrong going back to the store that is offering you Weird Al gangster in Paradise I don't know why they're well Coolio gangster paradise I would demolish Weird Al and I never I don't get it I never I never memorized the lyrics though been standing in most southern lives living in gangster's favorite yeah everything's a song if you try hard see pair of shoes um do you have a go-to genre for karaoke and no what will you know the country music we did do Wilson Phillips that day so do you like is that is Wilson Phillips country it's sitting in a waiting room music and the only reason why I got popular more popular than it was when it was popular was because of Bridesmaids oh at the end so karaoke they shut off the mics it was you know coming to midnight or whatever when they close the doors so your microphone got shut off that's weird well yeah and we sing one more song what did what did we sing what did we sing what did I get the entire bar to sing with I don't know the entire bar just the chorus End of the Road Boys to Men you're the one who said don't sing slow songs but it's it's one of those songs everybody knows yes and at the beginning it's like oh how bad is this dude gonna sing it and by the end everybody the boss everybody yeah there's a few of those yeah yep a puddle of Mud She Hates Me you could only do late night FYI please don't yeah we're not doing that at tomatillos no no yeah we're not doing Yin Yang Twins no that's a 68 79 nah it doesn't fly no my child heard you well apparently you haven't told them where they come from Yin Yang Twins is on the Dance Floor uh no my go-to genre is it's country I like Johnny Cash and June Carter I like Patsy Cline I'm like an old lady my inner old lady comes out what a karaoke microphone comes in front of me I don't know what happens I think of my grandmother because she had one cassette and basically and it was always playing Patsy Cline it was just on rewind I mean don't get me wrong I'll still bust out some angry ladies like Gwen Stefani and no doubt and and some Alanis Morissette I'm a [ __ ] I will happily do that sure isn't it ironic don't you think it's like right you tell me you don't burst out particularly by the end of it you're screaming to the microphone that's it all the songs all the good ones and then she just starts screaming it's great and that was for Joey foreign women's shelter or something and she will do Alanis Morissette live right now somebody donated 100 bucks absolutely to a charity and drop a photo of the receipt you know scratch out your credit card number she will sing right now karaoke here in the morning I'm gonna google the lyrics and put it right here and then you're gonna have to sing with me by the way now what I put in your coffee was uh that plastic Fireball we'll get her to do karaoke first significant donations to Charities we gotta go we're here everything is a way to on you know what we could do that so I thought if if I were to go out on a bang for like a 50th birthday or whatever yeah I would invite you know everybody and I but it would have to be a donation but I have this Grand idea that you like rent out to Cape codder or whatever it's called now no no put that search engine away I see you out of the corner of the eye why no no I feel like it needs to be addressed because we've all been angry about it if you live in Mashpee you have noticed that your cell phone coverage is real real bad oh good I was looking at the thumbnail oh God now no no no no so no good application good application it's not a thumbnail no no we're just talking about very very frustrated I have been with the cell service here and everyone's like funny how they just finished that project on the 151 and now we've all got spotty service so one resident was talking there this is like a channel five news story at this point where people are like I can't get cell phone service don't you remember the day when we didn't have cell phones it is in my my timeline of life where they didn't exist I didn't have a cell phone until I was 23 because they weren't invented yet when I was home I was home when I wasn't I wasn't and now people are losing their damn Minds me included because I've been accustomed to good Wi-Fi now I don't have it you can't give me something and then take it back from me that's not how it works yeah so everyone's been complaining their cell phone coverage has been dropping I'm like it's five bars to two bars to whatever is going on and they're they're saying it's something to do with too many people being here I don't believe that Cape Cod is ruined because too many people are being here yeah I mean they're investigating but no one's saying what really happened there's a couple rumors that one major cell provider is dropped bandwidth so it looks like you have a perfect signal but the drop bandwidths uh because some municipalities didn't let them put up Towers or use them for 5G signal or whatever well they're blaming that Tower Service is this how they're going to force that to happen in Mashpee squeak the wheel well that's what Comcast Netflix they're like fine we'll just choke it until everybody freaks out about it and then they'll give us what we want that's what Comcast and Netflix did trash shut off the valve of the road between the two get person a to call person C that you're prescribing but person B shut off the valve I think you're right I got a problem with XYZ I think it's aliens also so maybe that's what our problem is uh 80 aliens you want to go uh Dirty South yeah you wanna do some outcasts everything is music if you if you apply yourself for the bald pasty cracker that I am I can do a lot I really do appreciate your 90s rap genre yeah I feel like I need to make like a whole weekend I feel like it should be a 90s rap weekend here on lemonadio it was all a dream I used to read Word Up Magazine and salt and pepper and Heavy D wearing a limousine hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday Rap Attack Mr Magic Monday morning we gotta go let's go oh no and we are doing it you have to all right did anybody hit us with a visual receipt of a donation so you could bang out some Millennials no we are not doing that today but he's like there's a time and a place for everything see that's the voice you don't want I need to take care of Jack back in the box so everybody have a wonderful day hope you are doing something fun this weekend is the sun going to come out today I need to like I need some vitamin D don't be fresh Greg Stephanie we'll talk to you later now have a lovely weekend think of ways to get her by charity to do Alanis Morissette you know I'll do anything for charity you know I'm a sucker that's what I'm saying find some Charities everybody donate boom I will give her the tequila everybody's a winner have a great day bye everyone