Greg on Cape Cod Current Events

on the phone turning it up we're ready to go hi we are yeah let's go on record I tried to do the right thing for once in my life thank you you always try and do the right thing you're a stand-up guy ish no I've never seen you misbehave I mean I mean we don't have to lie to people either hello and good morning it's Craig and Stephanie how the hell are you there's levels of misbehavior right there's intentionally trying to shoot your buddy in the buttocks trying to get a Hot Pocket that was one of our weird news stories if you had joined us on lemonadio.com this morning all right Kentucky right but the the thing of the story was the guy's face in his mug shot he was happy he was like like in the 60s whatever I don't 64. mind you like you're ready to retire awesome and that's how angry the level of anger you still have for a Hot Pocket okay I get angry myself I kind of don't blame that part yeah but I don't have any guns to shoot anybody in the Butt Talks the court document did not even tell us what kind of hot pocket it was yeah right like I get it if it was my favorite one I think it's like chicken and like broccoli and something else in there with like good cheese so you come and strap the breakfast I mean it really depends touch my hashbrowns it's like a chicken kiev or something hot pocket I'd be pissed too veggie whatever take it I've seen my husband get mad about missing Food For Less no one's getting shot in the butt though probably why we don't have weapons in this house good morning rtb I cannot wait to see you later oh yeah I hear she's gonna be having a ball with you well I was trying to get Greg to come to tea I've never been to a T I gotta help a buddy move this weekend um last week and it was helping a buddy last weekend it was a another bachelor party no let this past weekend was a bachelor party okay it was a bachelor weekend yeah but it was it was it turned into a golf trip okay was there golfing there was golfing yeah okay because you do golf I bought clubs specifically for this weekend oh okay come to find out the we arrived Saturday night have a nice dinner um Saturday first T times 8 A.M the second tea time is two we did two and then the next day we did golf and then that night we did Topgolf oh topgolf's fun yeah but there's a lot of golf um there's a lot of golf I've seen you on on the links prior too though was that getting ready for this call for specifically yeah so I didn't completely embarrass myself a place that you can just like drink and we're not at a bar so we're doing an activity unfortunately in the gentleman that orchestrated the bachelor party bought a bunch of balls with like um John's bachelor party 23. with the impact on getting them lost I can help with the loss what's up William how are you so as you can tell we're both at our uh Peak Physical performance today the pollen has got me sponsored by trees yeah it's just so bad this entire week has been like I wake up and I'm like where where take all the medication there's Mucinex in every corner of my space and it's difficult when your job is your voice to not sound so gross yeah I've noticed people don't like when I walk into their house oh rtb is almost in p-town good morning Hunter very much looking forward to you and uh rtb said we will not be drinking white claws so well I'm out literally yes oh my gosh I'm so excited to meet you uh yeah we're gonna have a debauched weekend we better have a debauched weekend or else mama needs a little like time to let our hair down and have some fun although I did have a little little bit of a fun time last night at tomatillos they had their new expansion only Mark petralia does not go small he had the band Tavares was there they had a hype man they had another person they like undid like the unveiling of the whole other side of the restaurant they've got state-of-the-art equipment in there for sounds and visual so I might be upping the music Bingo to have videos which I think we could have a little bit of fun there but I've got a giant big screen now to play with and a stage moving on up everybody we're putting her on stage where she belongs well you know I have been nominated for person of the year oh my God yes love that for you eat that phrase I don't know what that exactly entails but I appreciate whoever voted for me to just laugh at me which I think that this is what that is you're everywhere but it just made me laugh when I had a meeting with said person trying to sell me advertising to up my profile you know what I mean it's all a scam but it just made me laugh that somebody actually went online and voted for me to be person of the year oh love you Kayla I have not talked to you in so so long drive by love to you back um so I was nominated for that but when that happened I immediately thought of the time that you were nominated for mayor of Cape Cod fun fact about Mr Greg Hiller right here beside me he was nominated for unofficial mayor of Cape Cod and I don't remember what awards they were for this lasted do you remember how this started oh yeah so please let's give some background to this I mean two people of the Year here nominees I was not quite at all so the uh there's a local Foundation that and the Name Escapes me I think I'm trying to bury them what's up T hey Sam hi Heidi um but it is in support of um restaurant workers Hospitality staff um I'm following hard times they can ask for a little help whatever oh the art Westfall okay so that's what it was okay so I was trying to remember what exactly these awards were for and it made me like you know it was like best bartender best this best that you know we all see the lists when they come out and that's it was The Unofficial mayor of Cape Cod and I don't know whether this was the first year was it the first year no me no second year well it was it was practically a running joke and then people jumped on the bandwagon and then all of a sudden my face was plastered across Facebook it was kind of awful uh JT I believe uh was the first winner who's all over the place he is Mr Cape Cod great I do actually consider him The Unofficial mayor of Cape cotton so he has a sash right he does have a sash then they had to make a bigger sash for the other three foot taller gentleman uh Brian Morrison also the next year yep the subsequent years like these are the mayors of unofficial mayors of Cape Cod but I remember everybody 100 they are absolutely very vibrant in our community and especially in in the Hyannis Barnstable area doing all kinds of amazing works so when I saw the list because it was either three or I think it was three Brian Morrison it's JT and who's Greg Hiller uh yeah who's this yeah and then I and then I realized who you were after someone was like oh it's so and so and I was like oh I did your friends do this to you yeah exclusively so the following year I supposedly almost won but another well-known uh radio personality you want which I I said I don't want to be in this like I don't get it oh that's right it was cat Wilson that year right ah okay yes much more deserving than I um who now works for Mass Higher by the way and is doing amazing work with finding Cape cotters jobs that's awesome well I'm ready to quit my job yeah right and he works for himself makes me work six a.m to 10 P.M sleep man to be fair though you are one of the more harder working individuals that I know we probably the only other person I think that works More Than Me Is You well I know plenty of people don't work plenty but we all do we're Cape codders we have 15 jobs in our side hustles have side hustles that's how we live here and love what we do while my truck is ever in the uh shop is the times I'm less popular because I can't help anybody do something have a pickup truck I make my own schedule therefore I must be able to help everybody move or I just gotta pick up a fridge or you know it has nothing to do with you it's that you're single and you have a truck that you you check two very specific boxes of people that could probably help me move a couple a couple of my buddy's wives now just messaged me directly they don't even go through the middleman that's great the husband is not as handy I guess you say and doesn't own a pickup truck so what's up Liberty Greg Chris hey Kathy welcome good morning yeah that is what happens to you yeah I'm popular so get rid of your truck or get a girlfriend or get a dog or don't answer your phone I already don't answer the phone I just looked last night I have 116 voicemails I had um kind of an argument with my husband this week about that um he had been doing something and had called me two times I didn't see it because I never answer my telephone it doesn't even have a ringer I don't know where it is I'm usually in the studio working with audio listening to something so I'm not answering the phone text me send me an email I will 100 respond to you so I'm like I wonder where he is so I open up my find my phone and I see him coming down the road and I've already left without him and I'm like what the then I look at my missed calls and I was like oh so I had to call and do damage control and go back and apologize for not answering my phone but you did apologize I did Apologize okay great because it was it was my fault but I he knows better he knows me but seriously his fault for not knowing also true also true the wife always safe because you should know me by now we've been married 20 years you should know what I'm going to do the Playbook of Stephanie should be already written right you'd be better off sending me smoke signals then calling me it's not happening here we go well that's a whole nother realm right there uh SJ good morning to you and Chris Rosario says Craig and Stephanie hi hi hi I haven't talked to you in forever Chris how are you doing a couple weeks now well I don't get to hang out with Chris we're both very busy and do opposite things in life you've got to hang out you guys been golfing yep because I I feel like I saw a photo that might have been like a month ago that was the one where you were threatening to bring a mannequin to be Greg's girlfriend why didn't that happen that might have been John where's that photo at I know they threatened to bring me whatever conversation you and I had great now whatever we do here is actually drifting off into my right no I think it was a blow up dollar a mop or something yeah because there was that new story she was having babies having a baby with the fabric doll man right excuse me I assumed his uh genetic makeup to be um he identifies as a doll because it's a doll yeah because it's physically inanimate not possible anyway yeah no they were strap a Raggedy Ann doll full-sized to the hood of the golf cart I think that was John yeah great wonderful I'm really disappointed that didn't happen I would have had so much more fun with that now I'm okay with it yeah good morning Liz thank you for joining us this morning happy Memorial Day Weekend everyone uh it is tons of traffic yeah I know today's the most travel day airplane wise so it's gonna be an absolute bleep show if you're flying Hunter I I don't know what the status is of your plus one uh let us know though I'm curious they're flying separately one's on standby I guess I would not want to be flying standby on Memorial Day weekend would that be a time that you would roll the dice with things I I don't roll them you don't travel well you don't like to well I mean traveling is just getting from point A to point B for me I'm not a vacationer yeah I and I've been spoken to about it a few times he made it and huh he made it sorry go continue on I'm in trouble the standby flight he made it oh that's right you're good um yeah no I I traveled for work uh quite a bit um but that's just driving up and down the cape oh no I've I've traveled outside uh I've traveled to the UK for work Seattle California Texas a few times Florida Charleston South Carolina Maine um you know over the bridge effectively I finally went over the bridge but I got paid for it this was great yeah there you go finally we went to a wedding for a friend in Mexico for I went to Mexico I remember that forgot sunscreen forgot flip-flops forgot a bathing suit so I was in my basketball shorts at the pool in this beautiful five-star all-inclusive and yeah Greg where's your bathing suit I'm like I'm gonna show up down to the pool with like my brown nice halfway decent company you're like one of my kids that's like Cody we go on vacation somewhere where's your bathing suit oh I don't know I was supposed to bring that yep we're going to a pool destination you're my child I'm pretty I'm not smart I'm gonna put you in the same realm as my 14 year old son by the way if you do have sunscreen throw it in the trash there was a news release that came out this morning that said 75 of it's poison oh yeah um and it stops nature from taking its course when it's abused yeah nature always wins but it's so if you have it from last year throw it out um and they're suggesting that we all look like five years ago like chalk basically get your zinc oxide so I mean we're all gonna be a little pasty go set the beach this year get your zinc oxide I also started buying um the full polyester they um just long excuse me long sleeve shirts yeah I have to do that too because I absolutely just I'm one side burned away from just I don't know if you can see obliterated by cancer floating head right now over my blue shirt because I'm so pale we got the right color behind you this time you're not just the floating head that one time you wore black I laughed yeah you did look like Uncle Fester over there poor little head did Chris hear that great you're gonna give him more fuel oh sorry every year he wants me and I every so often it just comes up in casual conversations put a light bulb in your mouth come on man specifically have you had a conversation with Grace no this is disgusting I'm sorry I apologize why do I like you folks you're all awful to me Chris yes and yes capital yes see see good morning Lynn hey um Dave Noble says I see Greg in a striped one-piece 1920s bathing suit that's how he sees his Greg hey Jackie what's going on oh I love her this morning right now why does everybody get here I think when an old-timey bathing suit with like a little can we get you a handlebar mustache like rtb Greg as some of your best friends we love you enough to say that you would be fun to embarrass yourself thoroughly and for no woman to walk up to you at the beach that's not true the old-timey ones or the 90 year olds oh my first dead husband used to wear that that might be his did you get it at the Thrifty Niche 70 years ago no I did not GJ I will try and read my Facebook messages a little bit later yes I will check them I promise promise no I will because you won't probably now I'll remember it though because he's making sure that I'll remember it because I'm gonna be like I'm gonna prove Greg wrong that's a girl that I am I have two very funny moments this morning that I was having a conversation that Greg did not know who I spice was because Taylor Swift is collaborating she's got two collaborations both of which that are coming out are very their moods both of them ones with Lana Del Rey and ones with ice spice so it I couldn't think I'm actually glad that you don't know the song munch yeah that was aggressive and now it's in my YouTube search results history oh yeah yeah I had to DJ oh my God the homecoming in her witch I don't know what the hell I'm playing for these kids at this point in time but I'm playing these songs and then all of a sudden the request came in for Munch and the whole the whole it was just like a giant sweaty teen Harem that just erupted on the dance floor and I was so there for it no hormones at all but I'm watching the teachers and they're all like they're like how do you even that's a lie pretend just pretend I love you JG too just it was a lot munch okay you know you're old when you cringe at lyrics and I was never that human here I am that human and I'm here with old man Hiller so and I am disgusted with what the children are saying when did we become the hecklers in The Muppets that's her outfit she's in a music video right now when did this happen T says you're a sexy beast girl you're right well Savage no ice spice is not a drink although that does sound refreshing I'm like I don't remember that being one of the Spice Girls she's like no Greg it's definitely no also you had a moment where you came through thank you very much because of the Forgotten field trip I got this morning of Mom I need ten dollars and Greg the field trip this morning um but also she went and had to ask you if you knew how to how to dab up yeah I thought she was running a high five as a thank you I'm like all right sweet but no there was there was a transactional here I was expecting one of these like 17 motion like sub dog and then like you grab a leg and jump around like kid and play I don't know nope she just won I'm overthinking it but watching him try and dab up this morning and I was like why am I not videotaping the coffee hasn't kicked in everything is content and this child that is with it with what's going on in the world versus old man Hiller just she's ready for just it was the moment I'm like is she about to slap me it was almost like a Talladega Nights moment and it just it made my heart so happy I I feel like the starting gesture defines what you're supposed to do after and when she started back here literally she's like yo no not like the dab that's not that good morning Andrew right see there's so much crap going on it's a dab up it's different that's a different kind of doubt apparently the Spice Girls didn't recreate another procreative ice spice there's no relation to that I'm like I did not think that we would be having this conversation so yeah Taylor Swift is doing a uh a thing with her and then also Lana once again just two separate different moods I also stumbled upon this new story this morning that was magic I know you're looking at me like please don't no news story the third annual worm Charming championships sees winners wiggle to Victory uh worm Charming championships first off did you know there was such a thing that happened in the UK Mr I told you guys okay once Charming I was there for Champions five days in Corning England and I don't even I don't even want to actually it is about actually talking to worms that is a spring thing that they do which I it's just really weird but also it just there's a lot of things that are happening in my brain when I'm thinking of said worm Charming championships go for it but since I'm sitting here go ahead with the teaching content go ahead go ahead spit out the champ good morning how are you I can't I just can't oh it's your show do whatever you want it's an ice spice a car refresher right it also is oh go on pack Hunter have so much fun I'll see you soon it's probably the name of the light blue Christmas tree the dangles I suppose I feel like that there was like a yeah probably either that or a mint or one of those terrible gums that you pay five dollars for what did gum get so expensive all right everything is yeah yeah everything is right exactly so there was also a fun stat this morning that 46 of people buy booze on Memorial Day Weekend 54 are lying well no it's obviously that stat wasn't on Cape Cod so I actually uh for the few of us that went to the party this weekend uh two fine gentlemen did not drink I like that though I'm I'm happy for them most of them are substituting I love the people that are like I don't drink but then they are like raging pot smokers so I love that also we don't drink we're better than that we'll eat all the Edibles and sit there like a stoner in a corner which I'm also fine with we almost lost cheers somebody uh in the in the party so one of my friends that was there uh stopped by the dispensary grabbed all sorts of different flavors of goodies he had a couple little suitcases one of them zipped up and he lifted it and all I could think of was like The Hangover because there's there's um I guess the round cylinder is probably gummies whatever then he had squirt bottles and whatever and there's all just different variations of THC yeah and he but he just opened it like he was this massive drug dealer I love that the guy that you would ask to come to your hotel room in Vegas so while you're getting your hair did you it's a whole new world out there thank God people are finally medicating themselves but I appreciate that he brought his medication in a suitcase yeah well he's what do you need I mean well he's also a veteran and you know it's better than a lot of medications for a hundred percent PST and everything and he full on set absolutely if I ever get stressed or wound up or whatever it's like this is ten thousand times better and it's about time that they're able to do that it's sad that they have to become veteran status us before they're able to do that but yeah calm the mind and just relax yeah absolutely one young man had half of one of the bottles of the little like I think it was a lemon lime THC syrup so he had half that bottle and then two hours later he had another half of another bottle because somebody else wanted to try some whatever have you um he slept the best in his life right until like at least 10 a.m meanwhile the young man's wife is not getting a hold of the man that's always up at 6am he's napping is he dead the rest of us are on the golf course not really paying attention and then all of a sudden in like a whole 16 in the first uh round whatever um I like that though for a weekend where guys are like going away they're going golfing they're doing some Wellness stuff you know it's it's way less debauchy yeah well it was overall a nice grown up really nice I like this for all of us but when one guy has the wife that has the sister that has the husband that's dead to the world well and we're out on the golf course hey have you talked to him hey hey what oh what that and of course the girls ratcheting up the drama well it's compiling I don't know any of the actual drama but it turns out like oh yeah you've got to go make sure he's alive he's like oh boy great but he was just having the best night's sleep of his life and then he had to apologize a few times to his wife I'm sure I'm like sorry babe but I slept and it was great yeah good I'm glad good morning Lily Angie thank you so much for listening to us she said we made her morning better oh Tara Karen John Kelly hello everyone Seraphina see you next Friday she'll be on the show with us talking all kinds of fun sweet uh marketing and she's an art department and a little box that one she's a good time love you Seraphina talk to you next week so I've got to thank some of our sponsors MBR Landscaping cleaning services and now they've got DM carpentry thank you Bruno find them MBR landscaping.com also Rockland Trust branches all over the cape and Beyond are doing the lemonade stand and that's for Tommy's place they are opening Tommy's Place Centerville and if you know nothing about Tommy's place it is a home where kids with cancer can go with their entire family and vacation completely fee free and have everything taken care of food uh playtime just an amazing amount of fun Tommy's place is wonderful and we're raising money for that all summer long and Rockland Trust is making it a little bit competitive with lemonade stands letting your kids raise a little bit of money be part of the whole process which I think is incredible so stop by grab your lemonade stand kits and we're going to be talking to everyone involved coming in the next few weeks here on lemonadeio so thank you Rockland Trust is it just kids hey sir did you want a five dollars all right let's not include the bank on that 46 46 it's a lie the rest of us are like sir would you like this one's for little Timmy does daddy want one yeah or cannabis one I'm cool with that too oh yeah 11 limes as we are yeah that was that was interesting uh I'm also going to be at the National Cemetery it is Memorial Day weekend we are thinking of our veterans the people that went before us the ultimate sacrifice and I'm going to be hosting I am um doing their Memorial Day ceremony so it's just an hour long it's really beautiful it's such a nice memorial where they put flags on every single one of the graves it's heart stopping almost to watch it's really really beautiful so if you've got a moment uh swing through our national cemetery and see every single branch of the services there they do a nice little ceremony I I make it light I move everybody through all of their things so it's just an hour-long memorial service which is really really cool so I'd love to see you at our national cemetery one o'clock on Sunday is when that is going to be um well there's also so just to be clear because I'm guilty of it when I was younger as well uh thank you for your service as well but Memorial Day is in Memorial in remembrance of those that have sacrificed correct um they you don't have to walk up to all your veteran buddies and say thank you for your service correct that's Veterans Day right um so some of the people that have served to feel as though this is specifically not their weekend and it's not correct um so be careful because you might actually upset a veteran if you don't understand the difference I'm not dead yet yeah like no this is for the the people that you know got hit with a landmine 10 feet from me like yeah that buddy that I personally knew um it's for the veterans to be thankful that they're still here and also appreciate those that they've lost as well so everybody has a very different point of view I've learned from some of the better uh better uh veteran buddies of mine um very fortunate and again thank you all for your service but this weekend is for as a veteran we like to be thanked all the time but yes get here it's Thursday thank you for yourself I know right thanks what's happened three minutes later thank you for your service thanks but not this weekend no that is not for me so but if they want to start saying stories about buddies that they've lost whatever yeah please share a story shut up and listen yeah I appreciate that very much so um let me see I don't have anything else that is like coming up planning problems yeah you're gonna go hang out with my buddy that mocks me yeah I just I love that it's got me so off guard also great our DJ auditions went really well we had um 11 candidates I actually did another interview yesterday during the day we have our finals coming up this Sunday at knock about starts at 11 o'clock so I'm going to run through that and then one person is going to take the show after I leave and we'll see how well they do but uh I it was really great I had all these like cue cards that I basically was like okay you've got five minutes to ingest all this and then I put them on the spot just like hosting a radio show and uh it was it was nice to see my husband actually look over at someone and be like she's giving a master I was like who are you you're appreciating me in front of me thank you right I'm gonna make out with you later probably no because I'm disgusting so that that's definitely not happening this week nobody needs whatever is happening over here stay away from the pollen fuzz seriously though it's all over it I thought the rating was gonna help us it's not the other day I took three showers before I was even like 6 p.m just because I had to get the pollen off of me well yeah you're like crawling around doing wire work right oh driving around dealing with all of that yesterday last night it was insulation and sheetrock dust it was just all over me like sir may I borrow your sink what's up Junior how are you I had some fun over there on Mother's Day over at the captains we still when are we getting I know right we need some Juniors Jungle Juice in my life um said everyone ever but not in public on the radio oops yes and also they make the best spanakopita I don't know it's my kryptonite it's that one food I can't walk away from uh I don't know why I'm a Greek what time you open I love it I'm just saying let's go also what is your go-to karaoke song that is our question of the day today that is on uh Stephanie in the morning if you follow us on Facebook thank you and my response was which genre because it matters you were the king of karaoke though if you want to go to karaoke with someone and just laugh your ass off it is this man to my right I'm not the king of anything you're fine but you're fun you're willing to throw yourself out there you're saying in front of your mom we've already talked about my Lord you why are the flashbacks yep yeah I mean you you are not afraid to you're like okay I'm the butt of this joke right now I'll do it yeah I mean I'm also that person I appreciate that you know so I have to take but unfortunately I dish against 100 people and then 100 people dish against me yeah that yeah I create myself bad odds it's my own undoing yep but yeah I mean it matters but so my general rule of thumb for karaoke is have more fun than everybody in the room no slow songs yeah I mean sometimes you gotta have a slow song though if you kill at a slow song though I want to hear it if I wanna if you're gonna be a bad at a slow song like be extra bad like there's no in between you can't be wishy-washy you if you're awful but you are having the time of your life I'm there for it I applaud you standing ovation if you are awful and you're crying because you're donating you're you know in love with your dog and you miss your dog and you're sad right now I'm like please no but I also know some beautiful singers ever occur for you oh my god well every so often I go out and I see one woman serenade her husband and they have this lovely moment together because the song means something to them the rest of us like I witnessed that I think so and it and I'm happy for you but the rest of us are here and I want to pay my tab now it's only John says that you kill that Rapper's Delight oh my God it's happened I hope it's a seven minute version I want to go back to that for just a moment because it was a moment that happened that I've never seen where she was singing at him lovingly but the best part of that story was you were giving me the backstory of this happens every time because there was like a cheating incident or there was there was some sort of incident and I'm like I'm getting the whole backstory like I felt like I was watching a Hallmark something rather and I was just I was so there for it it was my lifetime moment the rumor is and I don't know these people yeah we don't know these people that's the best part this is so this could be totally made up right which I love for these people we don't even know and they have a whole story it's a background story she was wearing a pink moomoo in a field in Kansas yes so the rumor was there was an incident and now that's what she has to do to keep this relationship together is Swoon every time I don't think I don't know if she has to but I think she's just the theory is that it's a meaningful song to them but it's done all the time every week when you're a karaoke regular and you're doing this every week no no one's in that moment but you too however often it happens which is probably why the back end story was made up because it's just weird otherwise I remember another gentleman uh it's seen a few times uh I think his mom was showing up and excuse me Kelly wants to see this show now um hi Kathy um uh gentleman in his 50s his mom would go with him and record it and then they'd be done after like one or two songs and just go home like at least stay and have dinner or have a drink at the place support the place no they just wanted to record the sun uh for the family I'm so proud of my baby boy type stuff um I don't know for the rest of those need that also I love the karaoke regulars that take this so seriously like this is band practice right now this is serious that's my rule number two is you got to be having fun if you're there trying too hard it's kind of ruining for the rest of us I also love the people that roll up with their own CDs even though most karaoke people don't even work with CDs anymore at this point there's so karaoke is something for the fun I want to get out there have too many drinks by action be embarrassing a song There's also Open Mic nights those are for people that are seeking aspiring singers right you have some Talent practice appreciated appreciative of you but very different things yes I want to see someone slur friends in those places that's what I want to see karaoke night that's what we're there for yes some days somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and Say Goodbye it was a moment that Greg and I and Liz had one night it I don't think it can ever be recreated magical it really was I said how about this and we were all like let's do this Liz can sing and I'm just up there ruining the trifecta but it was so fun it was a good time and I felt like we had our bridesmaids moment and I love that Greg was in wow didn't answer yeah I've decided with all the bachelor parties and weddings and whatnot but the plus ones I don't have that I'm I just have 27 Dresses well you didn't you didn't split your pants so we're good Danielle good morning it's a split dress Jesus you already have pre-split pants for you I'm gonna go get my old high school Adidas tearaways yeah the old track pants yeah if there is ever a show where you have tear away pants please please make sure I'm there yeah if I actually win May or I'll wear tear away pants no no no no no no no no no no no no no bring it back we're not it was a joke come on I'm not terrible it's got to happen anything listen tear away pants and you as mayor this is a world I want to see I think this is a world that most of us are here for it has to be if I'm gonna do something that's stupid and I let's admit it's stupid it would have to raise a lot of money for a good cause yeah oh that's true see you and I have already had this discussion if you slap a charity involved we're down for pretty much everything yeah we're in we're doing it let's see there's dying kids of a group we can help out with sure we're in great sign us up for that you know where is the charity good morning zyg and Aaron thank you so much the reference to jock jams she just had running through her brain which one I don't know but any of the jock jams that was actually one of the things for my music Bingo last night was Jock jams nice it was one of them is just like this 10 different songs hey and then Greg just rips off his pants why am I wheezing that I don't know because it's old man Hillary that's why old man Hillary is here can we take my teeth though jeez yes yes and yes oh my God what do you have planned for this weekend um helping a buddy move um once again can we find some other excuse for you not to have to move people I feel like over the age of 35 you shouldn't ask your friends he's paying for the truck he's paying for the food I'm gonna eat all of it and then I'm gonna take a sleep all right snap on said couch that I just helped move mud wrestling for a non-profit Kelly this just got a little bit more interesting and weird that you say that because I saw someone do that on a recent snap I witnessed I don't know where it was or what happened but there were two women mud wrestling and it was like it almost looked like the fairgrounds wherever that was I gotta be honest I've done it uh I'm not proud to admit and I won't give details because that's stuff you need to forget but I understand now how to make so much gel that it fits an inflatable pool okay so I've got to tell you about this story and I don't know if you even know about this story where we decided to call we called it the kimchi Arena we did coleslaw wrestling it happened when I worked for 96.3 The Rose it was a radio station sponsored event that happened downstairs on the front lawn of the radio station my friend Jim yep right on Barnstable Road yes right there in that little green area that front lawn is only about 15 feet deep it was right there we created an arena it had bales of hay all around it and they made me wrestle girls that showed up for money and I wrestled probably I think four of them I won of course because I was in like actual tip top shape at that point in my life so yeah she's over there stretching she's got the headgear with the mouth guard one girl really gave me a run for my money she really did oh but this I'm a competitor the smell of coleslaw in the sun I don't know how we arrived at this these bad decisions it was like a series of bad decisions that all of our listeners were there for I mean like this was 7 A.M with dudes with their Duncan Cape Cod dudes like worker dudes yeah their hoodies on getting ready to go to work with their duck and coffee watching this bleep show that was just on Barnstable Road for all to say oh the moment you mentioned the sunlight the smell yeah okay so afterwards I changed my clothes it kind of hosed myself off in the front lawn and I went back I did my production I did my regular Work Day stuff when I got back to the car this right I can't even describe to you were there showers at the studio no I hold I literally hosed myself off in the front lawn yeah the smell of alcohol car I think I actually had to trade it in it's like so so bad it's like women that hide their clutch or whatever or like fold it up oh yeah Chris you have no idea I was so disgusting it's wretched you're just pull it out oh I brought dinner home for the family it was it was so so disgusting it was so gross sweaty coleslaw Christine yeah I'm sorry that you're joining the show for the first time here with this but so sorry for all those currently having breakfast yeah yeah I had nothing to do with this one uh that just jogged my brain so thank you very much Kelly for bringing me back to it syrup maybe a banana dye stop some bacon eggs coleslaw sweaty coleslaw now I'm gonna have to tag Jim Livingstone in this just because he was part he was The crucial part of putting this together oh yeah absolutely wretched Jello mud I feel like I still have a whole thing of banner tape from 96.3 The Rose in that other room over there but that's what we did we had hail bales of hay in a square and we just put the banner tape all around the outside like it was a ring it was absolutely vile Good Times everyone was I'm curious now that I'm you know in my late 30s and I care about lawn care what happened to the grass after was it nutrient Rich yeah it actually was it was spectacular it was like nice and green yeah guy hears about mud wrestling and coleslaw wrestling what do you care about oh what happened right was there a lot of preservatives or was there nitrogen did it help the ground Greg we're talking about women wrestling and this is you know hey no I don't know what happened it got real it got real funny yeah I think all the guys from pixie were really excited they were all watching in the window with their face pressed stuff I guess in class because no one was working in the building for five radio stations oh my poor respected co-worker super classy good times right there right this is great I'm having my night Gap now that's good time that probably would have been my 20s yeah it's 9 A.M what are we doing I'm getting ready to have a snooze well this is what it's because invest I'm probably reminded of what it was to be like at 25 because my daughter is home um for the summer for the first time since you know college graduation and like she's she's a grown-up now but she's still like mentally I don't even know so they're all like clubbing in their plans and the outfits that she's leaving the house in and I'm like I'm not I was not built to have people I I was married guys I've always been married I've never saw any of that oh meanwhile I'm trying to transition out of coleslaw wrestling and I can't I got no leg to stand on yeah but I'm ready for a full summer of that debauchery and I don't know if I I can handle it well I don't think that they're as bad as we were though oh they're so much worse you think so they're not they're not out carousing all night I mean they basically shut down Barnstable in the middle of the night because because of us as she started driving to Rhode Island yet oh yeah oh yeah okay what time does Rhode Island stop that's true and what happens in Providence yeah that's true everything it's three a.m runs Providence I know I know ooh am I the kid yeah kid in the early 20s living needs to get out and you know let loose let the Mind free for a bit I forgot all about it though I feel like I put it in a lock box and forgot about it oh man Hillary knows what the children are doing oh it's crazy cats out here they're breaking curfew well welcome to Cape Cod where everything closes at 9 00 PM so good luck to you all right well pre-covered a lot of the world was you know midnight one o'clock for even some of the kitchens there were a few late spots but then covet hit and everyone's like oh we don't even have to stay open till nine we get our own nights too yeah well I saw DJ Dave over there rocking it at trainer ads and I was laughing at the videos looking at it DJ Dave's the happiest guy on earth look at me look what I got yeah all the good times I love it I'm glad I'm happy for you Dave yeah the worst part about Dave's night is when uh the owner runs over takes the mic and starts screaming literally hey Johnny Dave sent me a message hey um so the the house amp just blew again did someone grab the microphone yes I told you to turn all the levels down when you touched it he's gonna have to have a setting or something like that or can someone just give him a bullhorn so he's not allowed to break oh no he's had the bullhorn oh that bullhorn's great but said individual with a ball bullhorn just walking around potentially intoxicated right right that's not good for anybody now it's when the regulars and the staff start hiding the bullhorn or hiding the microphone I personally have taken the batteries out of objects because that's just stop stop a good time summer is here and we are here for it or we know I'm going back to my bed every night by nine o'clock I'd probably just have more fires in the backyard that's it it is fire pit season for sure uh I I'm still got a little PTSD from what happened across the street for me so it'll be a little bit what it'll be a vial for me yeah someone might have been a little cooked that's not fun um and on that note dumb ways to die you and I have I spice to listen to and some bad videos to watch is there anything out in the movie theater I mean I'm hungry but I'm not munching on anything anytime soon what's in the movie theater I heard Super Mario is good um that's old though what's new new Guardians of the Galaxy is a couple weeks that was good uh yeah you went and saw that that kind of revived uh Disney's MCU thing but what's fun is the guy really behind Guardians of the Galaxy are not fun it's kind of sad thinking about it they kind of let go he's now going to be running the DCU which is the Batman Superman the Flash those books it's too much well they you have to have your yin and yang but the MCU took off because of Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man basically um and they haven't had a good DC movie in a while but James Gunn is the guy behind the Guardians of the Galaxy movies for the Marvel so the fact that he's basically headlining all of the DC Comics it's gonna be quite interesting they're saying words at me I I have I don't follow any of these franchises uh redditors Guild is changing the way yeah that's a huge problem right now I actually um lemonadeio might be Garner and we might be getting some um top-nop individuals to work with us right now because the writer strike yeah we have friends of ours that are in New York in the film industry and they're like hey do you need some help and I'm like yeah yeah I get a Moonlight I gotta do something yeah it's going to give me an employee that I can't afford that is going to be amazing I say yes to this you're out of work that's too bad I've got a lot of side projects for you so I'm going to be the winner at the end of this day thank You released mid-2024 is now mid 2026 because they have no idea what's up yeah well I'm fine with that because you and I both saw how things are coming out of the public domain and they're making a horror movie out of everything including Cinderella which is now coming out there's a Gore horror movie Cinderella do we need to do do we need this technically a girl got magic and rode inside of a pumpkin do women need to be scared I feel like it's just drugs anyway right I'm like do we need these horror movies we do not also I saw that Carrie Fisher since we were talking about franchises that dress she wore in Star Wars for Princess Leia going and expected to auction for two million dollars I believe it two million dollars for our dress well I was even talking with somebody yesterday 2 million is they used to be I got a million dollars it used to be a thing where like that's unobtainable yeah but now you got all these little side hustles and things you see like Tick Tock Instagram Stars I retired at 26. right I bought three home properties and I paid cash or my only fans now makes more than it would sorry Dad Chase that's his whole genre and podcasts and horror movies he's like do we need these how dare you and I read it like Greta in my brain how dare you sorry sir um but yeah I mean everyone's making money off the internet and the Quick Fix uh and I really don't think there's gonna be a bubble so you know you have these people that go to school and they get all these degrees and things that aren't necessary but they're passionate about I mean I love sitting on my couch and eating coleslaw but it's not a career someone could make a good career how would you make it a career I'm retired I'm retired the kimchi arena is closed also you were talking about all these college degrees did you see that the house is coming out and saying they want all of our college students to repay the forbearance that happened during covid are you kidding me yes let's come for the people that have the least amount of money that like are worth more dead than alive let's come for those people where are we right now what is happening we've sold the American dream and we've sold we as a people that you got to go to college in order to make six figures but now it's you want to make six figures around here get a trade be an electrician show up on time communicate be courteous do the job correctly offer a serious warranty hire some of your buddies teach them dude the guys right now are killing it killing it show up and do the job correctly yeah that's it the people that are you know making twenty dollars an hour because I can do it cheaper are doing it wrong and they're never getting calls backs it's it's like the Angels lists and the Yelp reviews and all this other Jazz where the good ones just get called all the time yep but we had a conversation about you know charge more and whatever and I probably should but yeah we have to well I like what I do I know I felt guilty about it yesterday too I had to have that comment where it was like is it the same price as last year I said no our prices went up a little check your invoice and they were okay with it but I I get nervous as a business owner like I feel guilty but and and then when they pay it you're like oh I didn't ask them the last time for them the money that you're worth yeah don't be ashamed to ask for the money that you're worth you're worth it no six years ago or so I stumbled onto a client because somebody could uh another buddy couldn't make it and so they asked me to go in their place whatever and I worked as their sub so I was making like 30 an hour but yeah I'm working I'm new to this I'm still I got a ladder hanging out of my pickup truck the whole time yeah uh you're just starting out um and I'm making some stupid you know car jokes or whatever it turns out the the gentleman that flies around or isn't around very often while the wife is trying to make sure that the husband can just work the TV when it comes home and it's nice but they're you know we don't want something too extravagant so we don't want it not necessarily pinch pennies but I want good value for what I'm getting like awesome great I'll see how I can like make things cheap and I won't mark up products out of the CEO of like a couple billion dollar company I'm like I'm they have it why why are you bending over backwards for trying to accommodate something in your brain it's like a switch thank you so much we had the best experience you know we're not gonna tip you because we were trying to be cheap to begin with I get it not necessarily cheap but honestly trying to get good value and I don't blame them but I have people that uh do not make that kind of money that are ball out I need the best of the best I need a serious home theater in the basement what do you watch golf in the news okay you don't need home theater right get a sound bar and an okay TV take the money on go on vacation with the kids you're not spending 10 grand on a I'm not one of those people I'm very frugal and yes you are right Kelly know your worth Chris said I graduated high school I'm doing all right you are honestly I mean that's it's we're hard workers though we're the last of a certain generation yeah and that's part of the old man Hillary thing like ah why aren't you shouldn't you be working I'm too pretty to work I've had that conversation with women around my age a little younger like no I'm just gonna marry someone Rich that's what a real Salt Cape Cod does your goal is to just wait until some guy finds you as acceptance I'm sorry I dislike this very much it's real I know not everybody else like that yeah there's also dudes that are like I don't know I'm not worried about it my dad makes Bank like okay I know and that that is why he's here yeah old man Hiller thank you very much misery that I am good morning Lauren thank you so much for joining us um movies Super Mario Brothers uh Gardens yeah that's the one I want to see I haven't seen a good movie since 80 for Brady that was the last movie I watched in the movie theater oh that was the older ladies I loved it yeah I like Jane Fonda I don't know why Emily tomlin's very bad Boston accent you can't fake a Boston accent you just can't fake it you either have it or you don't no you don't no do you travel and people ask you why you don't have one yes well I'm from a very specific area that is partially in Rhode Island partially in Massachusetts and it's it's a terrible accent and I'll look back at I did a couple of like TV interviews when I was younger and I had the non-regional dialect at that moment in time and I was like oh my that is wretched it's so bad it's very specific it's almost New York like it's terrible uh Boston accents also people think that it's all sounding the same but I had a gentleman here in um for a fishing for the mission and he's western Mass and that's almost like Midwestern yeah it's a totally different Massachusetts accent but I could hear it and I'm like that's Holyoke like you could hear where you're from I could hear Worcester I could hear anywhere in the Boston area and anywhere near the Rhode Island area you know exactly where these people are from I feel like the South also has a bit of that you've got your I even when I was in Myrtle Beach different parts of Florida yeah yeah Florida is also huge right but there is a part where I lived in Myrtle right next door was Loris and it was North Carolina and it was like chicken squabble like and I'm like what what can can you write it down can you can you write it down Loris loris I don't even know what exactly it's above Myrtle oh it's over my pay grade it's right there on the North Carolina South Carolina border and it um does not resemble English it does not resemble anything I do not even know what they're saying so I do feel bad for people from other countries when they come over here whether it be a Boston accent a Southern accent we are not The Californians you know unfortunately we're not exactly portraying all the perfect intelligent American Dream right that you know there are kids that come over the j-1s whatever and they're probably taking tracks next week for me the kazakhstanis are arriving is that the proper term yeah um but they they come over and they probably take time to try to enunciate all these words perfectly then you come over here and you realize it doesn't matter it doesn't sound like idiots 100 yep thank you for trying you already sound better than most of us and then people get the locals get mad at these kids or any tourists that don't know English perfectly well like when they know three languages because their region dictates it you can't use multi-syllable English words right you're matted I was one that's trying it's pretty spectacular the the idiocy that occurs around here I also want to do stress bike safety as we're getting our jams as we're getting our teens and everybody's on the road and our roads are gonna um the population here on Cape Cod Rises 250 just to put that in their perspective of people that are here and the amount of people that are in rotaries roadways on bicycles that don't know where they are have no idea less Road ragey more pay attention to not killing anybody that would be great that's I do want to stress that I would like to watch across I would like to admit I am going to partake in lots of road rage I apologize that's fine but I am going to be that curmudgeon idiot that starts screaming at the windshield that still stops for that idiotic bicyclist that is I mean if there's sometimes and like you got on 6a particularly the Run yeah there's no room for pedestrians bicyclists whatever but if you're like three feet from the double yellow I'm Cur I'm gonna slow down I'm gonna let you do your thing I am cursing you out I'm not hitting your back tire with a bumper and wondering what happens I'm thinking about it but I'm going to protect you Dan Chase said he didn't notice his accent until he moved to Iowa now I get paraded on a daily basis Lauren uh she said it was hilarious moving to America and kids in my school saying I don't have an accent um yeah you do Erin good morning I know I I feel like I don't have an accent either and then my mom who now lives in California is just like oh you're so funny say it again because I don't hear it often and I'm like really I it's not as bad as it used to be give me some Libations it gets worse better that way I do laugh my dad is also not from the United States and he always puts the syllable on the wrong things so if it's strawberry it's like where's that strawberry or where like everything is on the wrong syllable and it does make me laugh even still his spelling is atrocious but I it's not your first language I get it I'm fine with it no if he's misspelling his own language you gotta take away at the library he's not good at that either to be fair he's math minded of a human being and that matters there are people that are more fortunate and mentally in different capacities yeah I could do math half the time but yeah my math is even gone now because now we got calculators all I do is work on massive calculators called computers um Batman can fix absolutely anything my penmanship garbage yeah are you a doctor absolutely yes I am okay doctor in this right now yeah no there's a reason they took it away no one's using it people can't get regulars writing out you just text each other you people the children oh my gosh I did a you people old man Hillary is going to take a little break we're gonna get him a little bit more coffee I'm gonna go get him once again we'll get him a Capri Sun he'll be well on his way a little Shelby get her a little juice she'll be feeling right as rain what's that movie I think Clint Eastwood did and there was this little clinic I'm picturing myself Magnolia's reference and I don't know why I even wasted it on Greg over my head I'm about to reference a Clint Eastwood movie this is like not Gran Torino but there was some it maybe it is there was some kid that moves in and the family's broke or whatever and he's he picks on the kid but then he like takes him under his wing but he's still mean to him but now it's like the big brother thing where I can crap on my little brother no one else is allowed to sounds about right so it's um but yeah he's Clint Eastwood is this old racist commenting evil white man the Eastwood has been for the last 60 years right so the man already embalmed rest in peace Tina Turner yeah I was very sad about that yesterday yeah it's always the wrong ones Paul Simon yeah it is always the wrong supposed to be Ike is it that somebody said to me the other day yesterday the other day yesterday uh oh but what about Ike and I'm like ew she is forever tied to her abuser isn't that awful I mean I can relate however I'm just saying it's forever tied to a human being you don't want to be tied to Every Time I Think of Rihanna I think of Chris Brown every time I see Chris Brown on the radio I wonder how and ASAP Rocky over there walking to a crazy crowd says you better behave around her like that's the man right there that is just like that's how you behave with a lady present meanwhile let's hear the lyrics We're not gonna go there they're not as wholesome as Munch but I have a hunch there's a bunch but we don't have the munch if you notice I I don't seem to Crunch and with that see what else can we do because last time we had Joyce no what were those words that rhymed with Joyce and the voice we have to go we also had leaky last week whatever unfortunately I didn't make that show shucks whatever it is that you do we appreciate you we will talk to you soon favorite word right pal we gotta go buddy bye-bye have a good one get lost