Greg on current events

you are beautiful you are beautiful oh good morning hey hi look at us two beautiful kids having a conversation wait should I already stop talking trash or we left yeah we're live now hello Internet you can continue to talk the trash just kidding I love everyone and everything and everyone's individuality congratulations is that a disclaimer well I'm starting to feel like in the morning but the coffee hasn't fully kicked in right Peter what is it Peter Griffin Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy yeah we know what grinds my gears and then he just says everything yeah all of the things good morning Dave hegner how are you today hope you're surviving I don't even know what it's like to be living my life and trying to get somewhere but being retired and sitting in traffic that's another story you don't have anywhere to go right not now you don't I burst out laughing last night when I got home because I popped on the Towny pages and I'm doing my scroll as I'm bored and someone was like has anybody called the police about this traffic oh yeah yeah then somebody else Charmed up plan the heads like well has anybody called the police about this no I'm sure it's news to them that there's traffic on the roads here well I I think the person that's most concerned like lives on like sandwich Road under the bridge or something yeah and they're just like oh this is awful everyone has them yeah yeah we leave early exactly that's what you do and I feel like it's summertime traffic that we're now experiencing in April which is why we're all so cranky good morning Josh thanks for joining us everywhere is a pothole yeah it's bad and the police absolutely know what's going on in the roads because they're part of the detail I call the police when something's being done illegally and something's bad and wrong does anybody let them know about the traffic lady they know yeah Google Maps informed everybody I saw somebody that you know decided to not be angry in traffic yesterday pulled over had a lovely meal at one of the restaurants that are on that 6A side and never had been there before and said my husband and I had a lovely hour had a margarita hung out took in the sights what are they what's that um maturity is that what that is I think so well I mean if you don't have anywhere to go never heard of it but I mean you're not going anywhere sitting suing in traffic either so I mean you just accept it yeah it is what it is yeah can I change it no do I need to adapt probably that is correct good morning Melissa thanks for joining more of everyone than there of just me well and there was some power outage last night in Hyannis oh yeah my power went out supposedly like an 18-wheeler or some truck tagged a pole or something on finis or somewhere the first rumor and it was in 10 minutes I heard like three rumors first was uh some drunk driver and then it was an 18-wheeler and then I love when people start absolute [ __ ] for no reason like I'm just gonna make something up and this is what it is did you know that Bobby Smith is a crab crack addict now oh yeah tell me more oh yeah he moved to Tijuana fell in love with a never mind I love you Dave Mashpee is all torn up too you don't say I can't even get to the rotary I have to go through the Mashpee Commons to get through the rotary that is where my life is right now okay I will say I don't know what how mashpee's pulling it off but the Mashpee at least coming towards Mashpee from Barnstable this morning where it veers from Orchard down by the Mashpee dump and back on yep I didn't stop the little workaround yeah I did 10 15 miles an hour at least there you go and I there's a lot of traffic going on and that one I I kept moving so I was less violent towards my windshield good morning Joanna how are you but at least they understood like all right we'll stop the three cars and let the 300 go yep exactly I gotta thank a couple of our sponsors MBR landscaping and cleaning services give Bruno a call online MBR landscaping.com also Capon Islands Kia go tell them Stephanie Viva sent you test drive something they've got lots of stuff on the lot right now it's spring everybody needs a new car right cape and Allen's Kia yeah I need another car no I don't I don't think I have room for another car in my driveway right now I have too many adults that live here that drive as long as you don't mind the shuffle of 17 cars every morning it is remember those little games we used to play with like the tiles we were trying to get one thing to the other that's you try to get the bus out or the car out and everybody's just relabeled a different thing but yeah you move things around that's basically parking here at 1180l um we got a lot of tenants right now we're about to get some more luckily those ones don't drive fun they ride bikes great you just put a hook on the siding and just hang it up that's it no they all get their own bike locks oh perfect I know and we even got them bikes like we're nice wow can I move into it right might as well I'm gonna remember seven cars well it's basically looking like the vacation out there anyway I got the camper on my yard shitter's full seriously welcome to the to the Vivas yeah what is this I don't know but there's a party going on yeah oh yeah Joanna you have no idea how bad the Cape is right now with traffic and the bridge work and all the nonsense that is happening it seems to be the main topic of conversation my favorite is though everybody likes whole like taking screenshots of all the red roads all the spaghetti that is all around and then posting it on social like that's gonna make it better if you don't if you don't have to go through it you just laugh but even my husband today made the decision he's like not going to Boston it's not going to happen we had a couple of loose ends to tie up there for a couple of things that he's working on and uh he's like nope let's say get out of here by 5am ain't happening it's not my 8 A.M international flight at Logan when I went away I'm like um it's 4 a.m you gotta leave can we leave at 4 15. okay great and I have a friend Michael Anthony that that's what he does is um taxi Transportation situations and he's like this is going to be such a fun summer I'm like I'm so sorry oh he better be paid hourly no and especially people like having panic attacks like being late for a flight and you've got them in your car I just absorb people's energies so I would be so angsty I would I would be like this all day I couldn't live like that yeah that was it like mile 25 or something and I was in the breakdown Lane because I was afraid I was gonna miss a flight for work and I got pulled over rightfully so I was legally traveling in said Lane but he was not happy do not recommend zero stars out of five good morning Stephanie thank you for joining us my fault fully aware I was scared what's going on in the world of worm uh just growing my hair out that's not a thing right is that a thing so no I try to I try not to shave for about five six days and then uh it's just salt and pepper now but it's it's it's I tried every like year like oh maybe I'll produce more hair than I did last year maybe it'll grow this time maybe maybe it'll be less patchy and sporadic maybe I'm almost a real boy no I could do I could this comes in fine but I have like a bald spot here and then seven hairs here and 12. it's it's just stupid here you should embrace the great beard I just let it grow in wonky and let's all look at it ladies the only ones all the options you know what I mean a couple people have tried to buy that for me for some reason they all get set on fire weird my girlfriend Eva has one of those ball caps now that has hair extensions in it and I've every time I see her wearing it I just burst out laughing because so it's it's comical yeah then you take it off to wipe the soil off your brow oh my and put it back on absolutely I just saw a study today that it was like 74 of male gen Z and Millennials lack in the self-care Department as far as and the number one thing was like they're not moisturizing I'm like uh okay also not taking care of their diet and not sleeping on the regular all right so you don't have to attack me I'm right here 74 though I don't I don't moisturize I thoroughly with a bar of soap head to toe but I guess there's no actually you know I had a Dev Dove men plus care see that's all in one yeah like why are men stuff all in one thing because like you can't be accounted for ladies like options we don't care that's the problem oh I'm gonna mix it up with the shampoo and conditioner and then an all-in-one I don't understand dry shampoo can you explain to me the science between shampoo and dry shampoo dry shampoo is just so it doesn't look greasy but you're not actually so it's a cover-up it's not a cleanser correct it's not really cleaning so why is it shampoo because it looks like you just shampooed your hair right but you didn't that's also true life again hey you guys it's so simple but you do need to moisturize you should probably get some sleep that's all I'm throwing in there I have not been sleeping well that's fair uh I've been taking massive doses of go to go to nanite town um cannabis and uh that really just knocks me the hell out I woke up this morning and my whole body was awake and I was like I can't open my eyes but I was awake Stephanie's happy today no that was last night when I took it out cold and it's been really it's it's been good for me during the day you're not you're not happy right now all right I'm well rested so yeah yeah I think it's way healthier than that though I mean it's a tincture and it tastes awful wait what's a tincture it's just like drops oh I don't know right I'm I'm new to everything okay two little drops and I go to bed good night I'm the most boring pale white bald man there's nothing Greg what do you know about cultural events or new things in medicine I don't know cheeseburgers I don't know oh yeah yeah see yeah Michael I'm we're sorry model of Health yep yeah right right here we're long flowing locks and my tight abs perfect good morning Claudia thanks for joining us taking myself seriously every day I moisturize yeah perfect what do you use the most on your phone for like apps and stuff like that what is like your go-to social insta uh well it depends on who sent me what most recently I ran a switchboard over here so Lord knows wherever I'm like where okay I'm here I'm there I'm everywhere probably and I feel like more content I've been fed right now is like Snippets of stand up I got sucked in the other day and I posted it on my um Facebook page Stephanie in the morning go watch it it's like a guy talking to his dog and it just made me laugh because the dog was having separation anxiety and it was like the voice of the dog and I'm like I sat there I watched the same reel 15 times before my husband came up from downstairs he's like I could hear that downstairs over and over and over but I'm like it's so funny watch it so he watched it three or four times and was giggling also because it was pretty funny but also this is where my brain capacity is at this point I'm like yeah you're just melting yeah my brain is gone what happened to us are you sitting on the couch whatever you see a snippet and then you put it down like to hear the rest and then it Loops seven more times because you decided to make a cup of coffee or oh you're gonna go water the flowers over and over and over or it's like listening to my children listen to tick tock sometimes when their headphones are broken and it's just this I'm like what are you listening to uh or you see out in public kids put down their phone and then all of a sudden there's no music we don't know in society what's going on but they're doing like this dance thing yeah and recording it in like ad-libbing and sinking and whatever I'm like wait this is socially acceptable but otherwise like five years ago this child would be committed right but now this is normally he's probably got earbuds in yeah or maybe he doesn't yeah you go to like a restaurant for like a late lunch hour and the hostess is just sitting there doing their own thing because the place is dead and all of a sudden she's trying to go viral it's more important to be viral than get an education or Kai says the subreddit contagious laughter is my guilty pleasure sucked in I can't go on Reddit life yeah no so downward spiral it's just exactly sucked in I get into the am I the [ __ ] stories and I'm just like yes you are everything yeah I'm like what is the point of this I don't even know why they have these Reddit subreddits another subreddit on the am I the [ __ ] subreddits I just it's too much I I also enjoy the malicious compliance ones like fine State the rules let's see how this works for you uh well there's always those people yeah just stupid videos all over the place exactly on every single uh amount of social media there is and but wait there's more Tic Tac has got a new rival out there it's called lemonade obviously I gravitated towards it because it said lemon and I was like oh what's this me too 17 million downloads last week which is um yeah it's it looks like it's coming huge huge bolstering social media in Japan and it'll eventually get here but it's like the baby sister of tick tock it's supposed to be more artsy uh yeah I can't with the apps like it's Gotta stop it doesn't necessarily have to be better not everything is going to turn out to be Myspace okay go outside find a soccer ball kick it to your imaginary friend well I think people are trying to get outside but the traffic's got them down in the field climb a tree yeah seriously oxygen Outdoors sunlight I'm not gonna I'm lucky that both of my younger teens are very much Outdoors people my daughter will just randomly take nature walks and be missing for an hour and I I love that and also my son will be outside you just put a ball in his hand and he'll find a way to entertain himself until his headphones run out of course so it's funny I have some friends I got some friends a little older than me that were like oh you are the generation where you had all the cool color TV stuff we had to we were out you know drinking out of hoses and skinny knees and we only came home when the street lights came on that's really true though I was part of that generation and you're well-rounded I feel like it but probably no this this generation is making Tick Tock wannabe viral copycat videos in the middle of work uh yeah I know you can't help but watch people and be like you're so dumb when they're doing it but then you'd watch their Tick Tock and be like this is funny yeah right it's like this doesn't make this is the wrong time and place but okay yeah you've got more likes than I do oh okay great they just speak that language better than us so lemonade it's coming just in case you were curious great another thing to scroll through rather than going to bed well I've got a very busy spring coming up as my son is playing baseball this year can't wait to see how that goes I don't know how long these are games are gonna last but I guess the TV games are going really well except for beer sales oh boy the shorter the game is now they're all everyone's oh the beer sales are down because the games are shorter so they're trying to extend from the seventh inning stretch to almost the ninth inning for people to buy beer but you know that's gonna be that's just gonna cause a problem I would chug more but you need more bathrooms think of it that way you guys have a trough how difficult is it for you sometimes they don't add more ice I don't know good morning Roland thanks for joining us this morning what's going on in the world Greg clients I woke up to six new appointments and everybody every everybody's got an emergency well that's this time of year also I feel like as a couple restaurants yeah as people are getting busier uh we have a lot of restaurants that are opening up this weekend that are of the seasonal Fair and that's well that's exciting for more choices that's our our local market yeah Hospitality Health Care beaches Recreation Hospitality alcoholism not even I got nothing for them one of my daughters needs to finish driver's ed so there's that she needs to drive herself this one she's got play practice so I get she's worse than the cable company uh I need you to pick me up anywhere from 1 to 6 30. and I'm like I can't be on call for five and a half hours I run a business like hello can you just swing by and bring me Panera I'm hungry right now can I I've talked about this before but I live way too close to the school and these kids are way not planners and not preparing themselves and every single morning you have all the things you need do you have a snack for after school do you have all these things yep yep yep yep no no no no no no four trips I made well I had a snack on the bus ride to school and I had to Door Dash Panera to the school wait you could do that yeah yes oh boy it's awful every single day it's a new bleep show for another excuse I like the excuse Vault for these children that's pretty deep well I feel like back in my day when I had to go uphill in the snow in the July heat just to work at 13 after school uh I feel like back then sorry you're gonna starve today but now if you threaten your kids with starving they're going to show it to the principal the cops show up there's got to be a fine line in there for for you know showing that I care for you and I'm acknowledging your needs and I'm you know because I was raised with tough luck you'll live yeah walk it off yeah figure it out put some dirt on it so I laugh on all those throwback Thursday memes where someone like I I once died here on the playground and my mother told me to get up and walk it off because that's how we were raised these kids have nowhere with all and I'm sending Panera to the school yeah yeah am I the idiot probably because I'll do it because I'll do it well yeah I mean what choice do you have now everything is snitchable and if you word it correctly yeah if you worded correctly there now could be a national following about it yeah abusive mother is did it said her daughter Panera after school starving child you know it's going to be a headline in the New York Post next week I am a sucker Kristen Kelly thanks for joining the team this morning we're just complaining about traffic and kids I don't have anything my life doesn't have any I've not been blessed with that opportunity yet have you been on any dates lately uh nope nope that requires you know effort and timing and everything and I I I'm clueless I'm so clueless I don't think that I think that that's part of your charm though well it's really bad for my ability to reproduce okay I'm not gonna join you in the parent route if I'm clueless with the idea that a woman might be flirting with me please I'm a grandparent now you're way behind yeah congratulations good God Almighty when did that happen I don't know but I wasn't there don't ask me no I don't know either right I mean I think we were there for one stage of that the second stage just a little bit um so hubby and I are gonna get away this weekend which I'm thrilled for but I can't focus on anything because all I can think about is leaving you know the the Calm before the excitement of the vacation where you're just like I'm ready I gotta go let's happen just Newport sweet not far I just need to not be here yep well you had a blast at the Bruins game right yeah that was fun that was a day trip there you go I feel like now is like the best time to you know start walk around like Newport whatever before the summer hits yeah go before it gets touristy like hey we live in another tour that's why I like visiting other Coastal destinations because it's like we're the same only we're in a different the same yeah we're we're in a different Comfort level Zone area and we know what your problems are seriously when I used to bar back and work in restaurants whatever uh my 20s made friends with some bartenders and whatever that were coming down from Plymouth yeah so then I would go up to Plymouth I'm like oh ssdd but you know different place but the same things going on yeah but I didn't know everybody in Plymouth I knew like 5 10 15 20 people that was great but it's like a mini 45 minute vacation until you're dumb enough to try to go on Fourth July weekend which the fourth is a Sunday and then you're going oh I'll go join my buddies for karaoke at nine o'clock on a Sunday and I'm gonna leave my house at eight and I'm gonna get there in 35 40 minutes on 4th of July Sunday yeah these are The Lies We Tell ourselves like not gonna take that long it always will take that long but I am one of those guys that post particularly around like Labor day and you just see the red line go from the the canal like back to oh you're that one yeah well you I just call it hashtag The Exodus bye love you mean it I mean I have I've never become one of those people that I'm too lazy to stand on the bridge I love that though I feel like that's part of get the hell out of here in the summer yeah therapy talking about at the end of Beach summer it's usually Labor Day weekend at some point maybe maybe the Sunday afternoon hordes of people will gather to the bridges that cross over the highway on 6a on six and just stand over there with signs of get the hell out thanks a lot we appreciate your money bye-bye now show up leave the cash get out get out bye go it's now our time you had your time we allowed it it's now ours again the water's almost still warm we've got beaches back that's my favorite time of year because it is still summer feeling like even yesterday and the day before like that have been absolutely incredible to be outside and I'm like oh it's so nice I know it's a trick and it's going to be colder again this weekend then there's a reason where's my hoodie at where's the hoodie yep go down by the water and you're like nope this is not that warm it's we're not there yet oh this sounds like a beautiful day it sounds like it says 70 on the day nope nope exactly good morning Kathy thanks for joining us it's Greg and Stephanie this morning I just saw that they appointed a rat Czar for New York City I have to talk to my brother about this I just thought it was funny imagine that's what your job is yeah well I mean they have a problem so they this woman is now in charge of rodent mitigation could you imagine like you growing up as a kid and you're like I'm gonna be an astronaut and I'm gonna be this but you can't poison it because everybody I'm gonna be a rat Czar I didn't know it was a real job I got sucked into watching this show and I don't know how long it's been around Animal Control oh yeah and it stars Joel McHale who used to be the star of the soup so he's still his almost same exact character which is just him reading one-liners on a show about you know containing animals and it's dumb it's so bad love it but I absolutely love it it's mindless TV that makes you giggle there's a couple of laughs in there there's no point to the episode and they range from you know fighting with animal control about uh you know fighting with whatever organization about who's picking up the carcass of a fish to the peacocks taking over to uh squirrel that ran into somebody's fireplace and lit the whole house on fire they're just like the most random of animal things and I'm here for it every ounce of it watch it if you just need a giggle that makes no sense in your life Animal Control it's so bad but good makes you forget about your dependence for about 30 minutes solid 30 minutes uh you know what did I say maybe 25 yeah which clients do I need to call back you know is the toilet backed up yeah right now I don't care Mom it smells Animal Control there was this giant fish one where they kept dropping it in random spots that were their jurisdiction so I got smellier and smellier and I just thought it was so funny so stupid like the office you need it you need it I remember sitting one time and someone trying to ignore it but I was watching like letter Kenny yeah which is I love it so much I think it's a boy show it's it's fast it's not that I'm a gender labeler I just don't get the humor in that did you just assume my humor no juvenile mail yes sorry yes yeah you have a sense of humor of a 10 year old yes yes everything's better when it's simple um but it's it's fast there's it's social commentary it's it's it's stupid but you know someone trying to intentionally avoid it just all of a sudden starts break breaking out laughter like oh my just laughing doubled over this is so stupid it's painful to watch but you're laughing so exactly oh Kai said that the squirrel thing is a real scenario that has happened and then shared the the actual story with us so thank you for that one good morning Bethany thanks for joining us I'm definitely gonna watch that but once again this show just makes me laugh and it's really it's just so very very dumb and I love it good morning Nate thanks for checking in with us so the rats are rodent mitigation Animal Control definitely worth watching you're welcome for stupid stupid TV I love it I saw the national recording registry is now including Gasolina as its first reggaeton selection can you imagine that is going into like a National Archive a national library Gasolina and all I can think of is like nights at puffer bellies yep so good right I got to introduce not Daddy Yankee but it was Nina's guy that had a similar beat that Gasolina did we hosted them at puffer bellies and I got to get on stage and introduce them and I remember when I like I didn't even say their whole name before the the guy that was in charge of sound shot my mic off and I was like some moments I missed those concerts we don't have not happening like that anymore it's our venues got overrun with trouble I guess was you're getting wanded in metallic when you walked in there were no stabbings when I was there well later because you were there it brought it it's not why your milkshake brought all the boys to the yard now the yard is going hard then they shut it down from like one to three o'clock in the morning where everything had to close is it still that way pretty much well there's nothing to do now post pandemic so it doesn't matter anyway that killed that nightlife off nice and quick yeah you kids had fun and one of them had to ruin it we're gonna remind you of that one time for the rest of your life even outdoor entertainment now is over at like 9 00 p.m and people are still complaining like in my current town where over at dinos was denied his outdoor license where they just wanted to have acoustic stuff on the deck until 8 pm eight eight pm not my backyard what is wrong with where we live we live in an aged area guys live music is not going to kill you until 8 PM it's not gonna be that loud there my kid's cell phone is louder my kids watching television is louder than the decibels that are going to be in that parking your reels can be heard throughout the entire house correct it just makes me so aggravated that we cannot have this live Adventure we need people to get out of their homes and put down the freaking phone and listen to some live music and be outside outside and unfortunately so I'm of the the few the proud the Left Behind uh although we have a growing uh raise the kids here but they don't stay here to make the families they go off they make they can't afford it they come back maybe get support from the family whatever and then the elderly are coming down uh because they can afford the retirement communities so we have retirement communities we've got youth but we've got nothing for the 20s and 30s um crowd say at least um so yeah you got more older folks that like their peace and quiet yeah than you do anybody that wants 8 pm and then you lose your tourism because there's nothing to do and that bothers me you're not allowed to do it I know that neighbor and that neighbor just purchased that home like within the last three to five years and has been causing nothing but issues for the neighborhood well there's uh part of the crap I watch on YouTube a lot of car stuff there's a guy that bought an old defunct racetrack in Florida okay out of the way you know there's no homes nearby and they've seen it time and time again and they've listed examples of it and they have Town meetings whatever and because it's a national YouTube he's got millions of followers people are flying in from like California Backyard right well um I don't know why I just got weirdly sorry well well it's Florida Amen brother Appalachian Cola you don't know where in Florida could have been the Panhandle yeah there's a huge lot of land that's I think like agricultural now yeah but a developer wants to buy it and build homes the burden is plants don't care if there's crazy loud engines yeah I mean during the day you're working the fields you're farming whatever but you know this specifically Fields the denotes the dinos uh mover in or near buyers are ruining everything and they're like listen you cannot make a wall tall enough to stop the sound from what's going on I am telling you if you develop this lot of land and you make all these homes that are going to be priced out for anybody that can actually live that lives nearby like everybody from out of state is going to move in here they are going to complain they are not going to like this it's obnoxious and then on 151 right we got enough problems on 151 right now we need a little entertainment in our life okay even if it's till 8 PM I think it's ridiculous so I'm really disappointed with my town but what am I going to do they'll probably move the vote to where everybody forgets about it and this is what happens in this town it's a cape thing nobody wants fun anymore they came here for peace and quiet I moved here to retire on the old Cape Cod in my two million dollar brand new built home and I deserve peace and quiet I mean I get it there should be a spot for everybody but that's just it's aggravating to me I mean you moved in next to a bar you know what did make my life easier because I'm trying to Pivot here to a place where I want to be sitting with my face in the sun I wrote my first little my chat GPT did a little bit of my heavy lifting for me yesterday um a couple of my clients needed some posts and I was like I have no space in my brain for this let me see if this works and with very limited massaging I got a lot of stuff done yesterday that actually worked she booked some clients she was happy with it I didn't tell her it was chat GPT I just wanted to see if it worked that's that's the problem it should be a solid hour and a half yesterday say what you will but I kind of enjoyed it oh absolutely I don't know how long it's going to last before we have plagiarism and all kinds of other whatever nonsense that is going to happen but well technically if something isn't yours you copy and hand it in as your own if AI wrote it it's plagiarism right and unfortunately it's the dumbing down yeah we're oh my God look at all these wonderful things we can figure out for everybody else to make everything easier and we just sit and drink bomb what is it idiot what was that movie I don't know but I'm I'm here for it whatever it is if you remember that because idiocracy or something I like that oh my God it's just if nothing else it was good for the framework I didn't just copy and paste it but it did save me about an hour of doing some other things I did fact check it a little bit my curious and tinkering nature I I ref I can't let I cannot download Tick Tock I cannot try AI I cannot play with it nope just a second just see how it feels no that's how addiction starts then everyone's on meth hi Foxy's world how are you thanks for joining us yeah yeah that's it I can't do Ai No try new things nope no I fixed a furnace over the weekend oh how was that I ain't gonna do that for me that's also true we definitely need skilled workers yeah work ethic interpersonal skills and trades we we need to I love that why don't we run in that boot camp uh we're gonna have to do it online and we're gonna have to do idiotic dances to get the kids involved but you know we'll trick them into learning skills that's how I have to do my workouts too I told all of my workout friends if you want me for a workout party you just have to trick me to get me there even if you say we're gonna have like wine and cheese and you're like but first we have to have yoga I'll be like all right yeah I'll do that a little bit we're having a book club what are we doing ah we're Pub crawling just don't tell the husband well if you know me in my track record for book club you know that I never read the right book anyway I failed at book club yeah I'm not good at it I do like to be prompted to read though I'm like I I always forget when I get a good book and I'm like rifling through it I'm like oh I forgot I really like to read but then I once again squirrel I forget that I like to read and then the books stack up and then I never finish anything it's awful well again you have a slightly busy life a couple of kids door dash shooting 17 000 appointments and jobs for your career so unfortunately you need the idiotic scrolling squirrel it just it helps the brain stop for a minute yeah it's essential well that's what we're doing Adult Enrichment with all of our lemonade activities and if you haven't been out to one of our games nights they're a lot of fun Greg you were there last night yep I'm a loser lost all my games but did you have a good time the burrito was delicious there was a little there was a little scuffle last night between a few teams I think that was the first time I had ever seen that right I was involved somebody you were watching it oh the scuffle in the dining room between the have children's and the have-not children's so it was interesting to watch both were rather large parties one had two three kids running around having a good time Shazam and things yelling out answers and it wasn't trivia so it's music Bingo we do encourage cheating but there was another team that was cheating she means Shazam where you hit it it listened to the song and then tells you the the title and artist Dan Chase I like to make my brain stop we work on it we we really do we strive for the best here um so there were the the table without children that were really absolutely and just kind of one woman I think at the table was just not having it and then she proceeded to stand up and come over to me and tell me that I needed to tell everybody they're not allowed to cheat and then I should I was like but wait wait what you're gonna tell me how to run my game oh that's half the stick like wait a minute we came into the house you played by house rules and I do understand that you know people that come out to eat inevitably cliff and I are gonna go away this weekend right we're gonna go to a restaurant and guess where we're gonna be sat next to a table of kids it's gonna happen it's just what happens whenever we try and get away we were they'll put us next to the freaking baby they'll put us next to us a screaming two-year-old they'll put us in that section no matter what so now we take it to the bar I'm just gonna set it tomorrow yep that's what I wear a safer over there but these two parties were in the dining room and uh it just made me laugh a little bit to see how irritated people without kids have no patience for people with children well I said children may have been sprinting they were all scared of the time yeah and running up from the table to the speaker where she is every song hitting the Shazam button right there and going Mom it's Michael yeah so there's some validity to it now I'm sitting there going okay this is a little much now the kid's screaming now my shazam's not working I'm like I'm trying to cheat on my own sir which technically the child cheated for me but I'm like I pulled out my phone and charged it for this reason I'm like why can't I just use my own right I I wanna I wanna cheat on my own I don't need you to cheat for me the sugar addicts around here is right but we did there was a small little talking to and then everybody behaved and it was fine and it eventually worked itself out but that was the first time I had seen a situation because I do that one particular show is a family show most of the time I'm in 21 plus environments so it's mostly adults but that one is definitely a family show and um I'm if you're dining at 6 p.m I mean you you need to know what you're gonna get at 6 p.m 8 9 p.m it's a different story you're gonna have an older crowd less kids yep just overall the kids were harmless yeah they really were but it's fine and it's one of those what is this are you having a seizure standing up are you okay I love it use your words meanwhile me as a sadistic Uncle Greg is like oh that [ __ ] he's gonna trip he's gonna trip oh he didn't trip damn it you over a roaming amount of friends with children every they're great they're great I am a I'm a walking like Pixar Shrek movie like everything can be an adult joke that the kids won't get absolutely if you try hard enough that's it raise the bar a little bit over their head just a little bit over their head yeah Meanwhile by the end of it your eight-year-old's gonna want to show me his action figure collection and I'm here for it like yeah I have that one explain to me Iron Man what is an Iron Man I wanna know you don't say see that's good that that's endearing you could date this ladies he's available he's simple he'll play with your kids and their action figures what's my husband doing I don't know he's made a treat for it and he's having a tea party at the same time that's it yeah what's in his teacup we don't know sponsored by Tito's what nothing are you done I'm here for you one one of my uh friends at the time had a newborn three kids and the oldest was making sand castles whatever and the middle was just running around berserk just like oh my God this kid's Never Gonna sleep tonight I'm like I'm on it I'm just doing circles for a solid like 10 minutes and then the kids panting falling over laughing by the time we're done on the beach whatever see and every mom loves that guy because if you made our life easier for 11 seconds we thank you sir put the kid into the car seat at the end of the day that's it that's why I love doing those PTO dances and we've got the dance marathon coming up uh if you're looking to dance it out watch some dance performances they've got the the belly dancers troop Mirage and um I they're they're older women and I enjoy their belly dancing they are hysterical oh oh okay well there's there's a couple of young ones in there but I mean they're I think the woman who runs troop Mirage is like 80. and I I love it she gets all dressed up like she's she's ready to belly dance full regalia very fun to watch but it's to raise money for the women's early detection funds and that it goes to women here on the cape that can't afford extra testing so maybe your um Healthcare doesn't cover mammograms because you're too young or whatever and you need to get these things done that are covered this pays for it completely without you I mean the doctors will go and get the money from the fund and you don't even have to deal with any of the paperwork there's no qualifier there so it's actually a really good fund so that's what we're raising money for so come dance your pants off but at the end of the night no leave you leave your pants on yeah leave your pants on yeah yeah but at the end of the night though going home with like bright red Sherry faces and I'm like you're welcome moms and dads they will sleep well for you yeah even even last night the kids were for the first hour and then by the end of it like nap time I'm tired yeah see you gotta let him run it out have patience they'll eventually stop I might be the guy that trips one I'm just saying fortunately I was in the corner no child's running over here yeah no safely placed in the corner is perfect the baby was in the corner last night you know what I'd probably excel at like one of those uh youth gyms where you throw children into the foam there you go yeah big brothers visitors are always looking for um somebody that was a a big brother in high school yep yeah and boys and girls club they'll happily take you over there you can throw kids in the mats I feel like it's frowned upon so what's on your resume I'm a child Hawker I'm sorry what did you just say you're I'm a child Hawker I like it yeah no what do you do I wrestle them no no we don't let them dance their pants off and we don't wrestle the children oh my gosh you go in tomato give me a snort give me a snork oh here's almost so I'm just channeling that what's that movie with Jack Black Nacho Libre oh I was like the one where it was like the music instructor or something not rock and roll yeah no we're like Nacho Libre I can't grow the hair for it whenever I did it it was it was lovely Lush but like the curly hair and the mustache now good morning Carol you have a beautiful day yourself I hope today is gonna be as nice as it's been I think today is gonna be the last of it I think I heard uh 70s today and tomorrow yeah okay with it I know I just need to get out there and enjoy the just warmth of it all I every year I say this and I never do it because I don't do anything for myself but I need to get I used to enjoy going out and getting my yard up to date but I gotta rake up all the dead stuff dethatch it put down some pre-emergent because Now's the Time and I'm now having anxiety about what used to relax me because I'm never able to do it because I wear too much putting on Fires for everybody here this is supposed to be relaxing and then my buddy who uh does you know at least 40 Hour Work Week pulls over time whenever he can uh wife two kids young boys and he his front lawn is perfect yeah I'm like I'm supposed to be the singular single singular yeah singular yeah he's still singular there's no plurals uh I'm supposed to be the one with all the free time to do all this and I don't put this in Italian here as we just said plurals I do want to say good morning to T and Sarah and Jackie thank you so much for joining us T are you Defending Your win at the Bloody Mary mixoff that is coming up this weekend well that's this weekend yeah it's Sunday yep I talked to Marissa they are very excited about aston's Bloody Mary mix-off and it goes to the Kennedy Center I believe 100 of the proceeds and it's for Early Childhood develop development so I think that's one of those Childhood Development Centers or something like that yeah Kennedy Duffy I want to say somewhere around there um you could probably hit the Embargo Facebook page and see more about it buy tickets oh that's it they're retired he's going out a champion retired nice right absolutely that's when you go out I won I did my thing love the young pups have a chance not everybody else have an opportunity yeah good luck sharing's caring I'm the best now deal with the rest so you can still grab your ticket to the Bloody Mary mix off which is going to be this Sunday it is always a great time over there at embargo yep silent auction yeah lots of good stuff Bloody Mary's nobody's nobody's drinking you know it's just Randy Donovan Center thank you so much there's 30 000 of the options but whatever yeah a lot of restaurants in the near it's kind of like the the Chowder competitions that everybody does but chowder chili yeah Bloody Mary's awareness for uh and you know uh autism and the different challenges in the spectrum of all that stuff there's more and more of it um in the youth and different levels I think we're just diagnosing it better and we're just more on top of it and addressing it while they're younger and it's because of places like this so I think it's awesome so the tab that I want to reopen when you said plural because I saw every single morning weird news crazy crime you just found out that even NPR has their wild weird news or whatever it is so she's over here trying to come up with like I always love intelligent topics that make sense and sometimes entertaining and I'm Googling stupid headlines today apparently the AP news and NPR has a section for Oddities I'm like right little did you know now I'm gonna start paying attention to the news absolutely so good morning Pat I saw this story and I'm like oh this poor woman but she's like a known entity she's been doing this for a while she is a woman who has married a ragdoll I'm sorry can you say that a little slower for me she married a rag doll oh like the an inanimate object yes okay yeah and she's got fans she's a tick tocker so I mean I feel like this just feeds her obsession with us says she's pregnant with her second child of the the ragdoll's second child yeah the 37 year old is now thrilled to announce that the couple are expecting another baby showing off her pregnancy test on Tick Tock which appears to be pregnant her and Marcelo this time they're having a baby girl the ragdoll's name is Marcella yes death and she said we really wanted to get pregnant again Marcelo kept asking women we're gonna have another baby and I said one day the Internet it's a ragdoll individual yeah impregnated The Tick Tock yeah twice what they had been going out they've been having a relationship troubles in the past they were hoping for another baby to strengthen their marital discourse she said since finding out that he cheated on her they've been a little bit distance with what a mop in the closet what are you talking about I can't uh uh rag doll yeah marivoni by the way who is from Brazil also posted the news on our Tick Tock so you can watch her and she's she's been sharing it she's got 25 000 likes and uh everyone says congratulations you deserve it I mean imagine the thick hair on that baby when it comes yeah they have worked out their relationship troubles and we're really happy for her so yeah over Marcelo I don't know what they're going to name the baby but I'm here for it what kind of hairstyle I think he's going for a crew cut look at it oh you have photos she's she's in the tub yeah in the top she turned Marcelo go out to dinner together wait wait wait wait wait who is taking that photo I don't know someone is okay no either that or she's gonna stand for all of their activities oh right at the world if they haven't only fans I have questions no no no no no no no I can't do this what kind of haircut does the child have he's got a mop top that's great dreads very thick I have thick dreads so many questions yeah I remember health class and there was an Audi in any I don't see she even danced at who did it cheat on her with Chucky I don't know um she said we still live in the same house it isn't the same but now because of the baby things are a little bit different Marcelo has been much more affectionate to her and she believes that this will improve their relationship so so when God ladies babies never the answer ladies when you start having full-on conversations with yourself while you're somehow mad at us and you just see us shut down this is your competition this is what we're picturing okay she's she's dating married no they're married oh yeah that's romantic she's married to a rag doll yes and this isn't you know uh no a sexy this has been going on it's an actual Ragdoll yeah this is a cotton stuffed individual and guy said stop the world I want to get off yep I I don't know what time it is but I'm going to bed I'm resetting I just need a good three-year sleep it's so good it really is so I mean we wish you guys the best and I hope everything turns out well we're hoping for a quick delivery for you oh Raggedy Ann and Andy are the two children good luck to you all right so we have to talk about the hikers that got high on mushrooms and then they had to be rescued from the Lake District in England I feel like this is a segue to cocaine bear again no I'm just saying hikers sorry to win the group including the designated driver we're feeling unwell and several Walkers had run around the mountain to express their concern 11 volunteers were dispatched to meet the disoriented party and walk them I never meant to give you my shoes girl I never meant to bring you to my world Marshall Mathers warned us about this he did he did he's right quite clear some of her cooking and some are for getting cooked the best part was they could have easily walked out of the area that they were in they just did they didn't know well and I really hope they're fake but it's like those 911 calls you see like I I ate a brownie and and the the ceiling's fuzzy I'm sorry what yeah the dog just spoke to me in Spanish like I'm sorry what what Loomis thank you very much um he said Ragdoll Tinder is very popular with the organic sexual robot crowd so apparently I feel like Tinder sparking the flame and being a rag doll is bad for their sex life hey baby you want to get hot and heavy here's a flamethrower great why is your skin so ashy you set me on fire Greg I cannot wait and we're gonna have to get you a rag doll of your own I can I can win a date hahaha I don't know she won't bother you unnecessarily she won't need you to fix her modem I mean there's a lot of positives here great you've got your little Ragdoll family yeah she just sits in the corner and does whatever she wants that's it she just flies there it's great yeah so great never fight yeah well she won't cheat on you although I mean Marcel apparently became a problem so I've been cheated on in a while so you know I'm not afraid of that one right now thanks I'm still I'm all about that organic life give me that talk back you know human you know female thank you her husband cheated it's a it's a wreck right and that's what's popular on Tick Tock everyone and you know when you know when you guys look at stuff and you say something supportive because you're being you're being kind and then you just gossip behind their back these people believe that I'm so supportive of your authentic love and the the children that you're bringing into the world I I listen I failed math due to homework okay uh due to Hell health so I remember the pictures pretty vividly they were they were there for eighth grade let me tell you but yeah the the Raggedy Ann over here and Andy didn't know I love it I think it's fabulous oh my God the lint in the house the the electrostatic discharge has the electronics guy can you never say that word I don't like adjectives I don't like that one electric static discharge electric static District really you married an I.T guy an ESD is your thing no no just no you're down with the ESD no you know you look that's good oh Kimberly thank you for joining us I have a question I just saw this vodka butter recipe it is the latest thing on Tick Tock since we're there since we're in the Cesspool of social media that we started out the day with the new lemonade because we're gonna have to deal with that and we got Tic Tac vodka butter is the latest Trend and I'm not quite sure if that would be helpful but don't they say to put a little booze and stuff to make it like dryer or something she's our resident Baker no I think the alcohol burns off mostly same thing vanilla is just booze really yeah vanilla extract just booze tell your word for it right I mean I've had just booze before and it was too much I gotta apparently now I gotta add butter well don't you remember that they were putting the vanilla extract behind lock and key because kids were stealing it and drinking it well I remember in uh went to private school for a couple years and they were chugging Robitussin yeah they I feel like they still do that fussing some Tussin toss it I don't know all right kids called it lean but the kids are drinking the lead it was like mixed with other boozes yeah and then I'm like do you want to die sixth grade uh we sat on the bus and you know tried to convince each other we were drunk by using banaka because it had like .0003 oh my god dude I'm wasted fully functional not disoriented at all but I'm totally like that crazy uncle now great just trashed well that's why they had now I put booze in my cake see buttercream see yeah but I'm the guy that'll just walk up and eat the cream with a spoon I don't like that I usually scrape most of the frosting off it's too sweet for me I don't even know you anymore see we would be good cake mates though I would give you all the frosting and I would eat the cake portion I'm the guy like oh that flower looks stale one bite everybody knows the rules that's it I'll tell you I will eat all the edges all right deal scrape it off the top have the fluffy Parts see that's fine you need to find the person that you can share a thing with that's like going out to eat and you know who's gonna like what and the per the perfect sharer like the one my husband likes the drumsticks and I like the flats so we make perfect Wing mates which I feel like that's why we we're married I will be your diabetes buddy no problem pal you gotta find your wingmate yeah what are you doing I'm getting a cake why because it's Tuesday and I'm seeing him a diabetes that's it that's it he's gonna have all this frosting for me and I just want the cake portion sponsored by Betty Crocker I love it all right with that we must go our time together is expired today but I'm having so much fun I know I've got to go we gotta go find it I know I'm gonna I'm looking up uh ragdolls life-size rag dolls she's opening Amazon right now I hate don't worry you'll have a new girlfriend by the time you come back next week no have a great Thursday get out there and enjoy some sunshine that is marching orders yeah Merry Christmas listen to us on lemonadio.com