Greg on Too old for Bachelor Parties

We've Only Just Begun that movie was that this morning oh Debbie Does Dallas no am I wrong I'm so peculiar every time something bad was gonna happen that song would start it's a horror movie oh great oh that's my autobiography goddamn [ __ ] all right oh we're live look at us we're leaving yes I'm practicing my Alfred Hitchcock have a theme there's a theme song right dude no yeah it's kind of like the Pink Panther yeah Henry Mancini you heard in your head yeah yeah good morning everyone hey hey hey hey I'm back for more you know audible torture I love this and because of you I love this for you no I didn't say that I just said this I'm conditioning or not to say not doing it again I'm not doing it anymore I mean it this time table smash on table this live is being brought to you by MBR landscaping and they've got a cleaning service now which I definitely need because my house is a disaster yeah like I need a good deep clean it needs to happen I need to be organized and put things away but I don't want anybody touching my mess so it's yeah before the cleaners come right I don't want anybody to have to deal with that so it's not like I have to do the precursory clean before I even allow someone to clean I'm not bad I'm not rich enough for like a living made by now but that's what I would need because she would put something or he you don't know uh something away and then I wouldn't be able to find it yeah I would just probably lose your mind my head spins it's quite aggressive yeah turned into a Jurassic Park figure I like that that I want to see a little scaly in the morning are we Greg [ __ ] Cafe I know Thursdays are tough because I feel like I've had such a long week already and I've got such a long week to go I was sitting there trying to like schedule dinner out with my husband for Valentine's Day and I'm like how about like two Fridays from now we have no time for it well tell me off the air where you're going I'll third wheel it they're actually going to the Wendy's on Route 28 Ashby we're always sit in the car by the dumpster Where We Belong amongst the seagulls so that's why I visit them that's how I like my password don't go visit them by the dumpster on Valentines I'm gonna go take a selfie right next to it like six o'clock we're in my friends well I won't have a date so I'll be hanging by your dumpster yeah like what is what is Valentine's Day like for a single person is it extra sad no it's Freedom it's just another day yeah right it's great that's it take a nap yeah I'll probably end up at like BNB watching crap TV with the subtitles because you're not a lot and it's fine right well today's national Pizza day so if you're ever gonna go to BNB today's your day boom I stopped over there Otto was working and uh I forgot what pizza I had it was a Monday yeah yeah I was coming back from Provincetown I love that you know the workers schedules hahaha okay okay okay okay okay okay kitchen's open until 10 for anything yeah this is after it's closest to my house yep that's fair it used to be San Diego's kitchen until midnight covet happened life changed right now the kitchen's like till nine I think and then they shut down like 10. yeah so that's my that's why we're always congregating at Asia our closest bar to the house Cantina open late food's open late that's where we can congregate and I have once again stopped there last night for what we call the tud yes totally unnecessary drink never heard I mean I've had more tuds in my life oh Lindsay I love Valentine's Day Capital love and that good morning Valentine's Day for a single person sucks I'm sorry hugs I don't know what else to do you can get discount candy the next day that's usually when we stock up I'm already on to the next I'm like looking for the Cadbury Easter eggs like I'm I'm not Easter please thank you my favorite candy jordan almonds to break your teeth on Cadbury Eggs absolutely bring it all to me yes thanks no not for you keep your nuts away from me are you allergic to them no oh I could live off of peanut butter if it was socially acceptable so no I feel like it is socially acceptable it's a digestionally probably not the best idea for you why not there's protein peanuts are natural right everything that's in peanut butter is clearly not but it's a bit binding just I'm letting you know someone who lived off of it when I lived in the fields and MREs and I refuse to eat any of the other Foods because they are based on a dare um I was not feeling so awesome after about a month of that so wait was it MRE peanut butter oh okay uh thank you for your service I'm I'm going to get me some Skippy that's very different yeah I I yeah I've been so far so good ah this is not the Valentine's Day conversation CBS has mini eggs out yes yes please I'm single this is I'm probably just gonna spend it with you Lindsay said she's free for Valentine's Day if you want to have a BNB date my dear you have more gentlemen barking at your door to fight off I met her last night at um at the Cantina for the Todd and we sat next to this gentleman named Bob who is like just he's a the man about town he knows everybody but then we got into this very deep conversation about only fans and I mean he's probably 80. and I first off didn't know that he knew that only fans existed and what it was and also a patron of the Arts apparently um but then Lindsay started talking about hers as fans only it's time I was like no Lindsay it's only fans now I call it she likes to refer to it as fans only good morning Dave happy Thursday to you oh boy that was scary we were all frightened just a little bit I I gotta I gotta say uh I think I would be a little concerned on your behalf yeah uh if some guy was like so what do you know about only fans yeah that's not how it came up but I mean it it kind of blows my mind what people do once again not surprised because we have dubbed that bar of the Cantina as in the bar from Star Wars so you just never know what's gonna happen what's gonna pop up what kind of crazy stuff you're gonna get into but then a girl came in later and sat down next to me on my right hand side and I know you from Greg Hiller's show and I was like oh it's Greg Heller's show that's great yep I'm gonna put that right out there Greg show and I'm hearing it the woman that apparently did this things have become difficult for me I thank you I'm tagged in her shirt that's it no it's your show now I'm part of this I'm only here to make the count of these snorts that is my purpose oh and the photo is very much safely uh it's becoming a running failure of mine right knocking it off the table you did a great job removing the glass from it last week so in pieces perfect I'm sorry now it's over here it's backed up it's all fine you taped it to where it belongs beautiful wedding day you look a lovely bride smash on the ground broken glass Greg Big Boy uh uh yeah it was 20 years ago it's fine we'll figure out some other way to digitize it you haven't aged a bit girl great Valentine's Day is on Taco Tuesday so let's go I saw up that place you were at Anejo they're sending you can text a taco to somebody you're welcome if you want to send me your address advertising dollars text to Taco to somebody for for Valentine's Day I love that idea I'd love that for all of us I do it's a great idea I love it for all of us well it's kind of like send tacos I think I showed you the webcam of the Soggy Dollar Bar down in the Caribbean oh yeah I did enjoy that it was like a vacation you can pin money to the wall or they put in the drawer whatever but then they write their name so if I know that if I'm there today and you're going to be there next year yeah I could say for Steph Eva one painkiller and then they write your name off it's pretty slick I like that that's fun I would like to go on vacation period I do like fun yeah trying to go to my friend's wedding but send beer exactly I had a buddy's uh buddy coming up in Costa Rica but I can't find it seriously and I I still want to I hate committing to like vacations because something will come up and I'm just neurotic about my business and I know well you're just neurotic in general you didn't need to put about your business apples and Valentine's is coming up if I'm trying to sell myself that's it ladies I'm perfect I was sitting there trying to figure out I can't even schedule a dumpster date with my husband let alone freaking vacation he's like wait a minute I definitely need one at some point my mother's coming to New York and so it begins I had a really weird day of bizarre family stuff yesterday it's my dad's birthday happy birthday dad he's like gone fishing in Florida by himself man's living his best life I am super jealous the substitution I know and then alcoholics my sister came out of the Woodworks and asked me to go to a date she needs to go on in Birmingham Alabama so the thought of me flying to Birmingham Alabama not so vacationy to me wait a minute she wants you to go on her date no no it's not a date she just has a date a date with a person or a date on the calendar a date with the court system so there's that I was gonna leave it out but we're here so can you drive my car back when I get uh locked up no no she's just gotta you know meet with her lawyer and there's some other things that they need to go over so she's like I'm will you go with me and uh luckily she's not going to the place in which it happened because I was like that is there's so many Lifetime movies about that we're not going there so yeah Birmingham Alabama for a few days doesn't seem like the place I want to be in did they hand you a banjo when you walk in I don't know Middle America is not for me no I'm not I'm sorry if you live there right now um it's your thing it's where you live it's just I don't want to visit there I think it's okay to say or not just it's not for me I'm a coast girl I need to find my way by the ocean and I definitely can't do that in Middle America how about cake by the ocean sure yeah right what was that lyric that was hot for all of 17 months right which I don't know which Jonas it was there's too many of them the name of the band is dnce by the way and the only reason why I know this is because I do music Bingo for a living and now when I hear every song I'll Name the artist I'll name all the stuff with it like it's now a problem anytime I hear something so what was wrong with the letter A what do you mean what was wrong with the letter A why wasn't that there why did they segregate the letter A I have no idea is for awesome so throw it back in your dance dance there you go right put it back thank you we appreciate it DNC also coming out with a new album which I like their first one so we'll see can't wait for more bangers though yeah that's it by the ocean listen I enjoyed it although okay okay okay I may okay I may or not I may or may not have gone and grabbed my dad met some friends out on Sandy neck uh my first time bringing my dad out it might have been the only time because I haven't even been the same way back in a while but I stopped at Stop and Shop yeah and I had the big boat cooler in the bed of the truck grab an extra chair good morning Don and Joanna and we uh I I grabbed Stop and Shop this is Sunday morning probably like 9 A.M grab some Stop and Shop sushi uh uh the tonight dough ice cream that stuff's good though just came out okay uh I haven't had breakfast I throw these things and two like 20 pound bags of ice in the truck those are like the most bizarre things to bring with you to Sandy neck I'm sorry that's fine so I sit down Sushi and ice cream it is yeah I sit down amongst uh friends and people I don't know and I'm just sitting there lounging in my bright blue shirt uh my dad's like you are an embarrassment you can read it on his face and I'm hey how's it going Greg i'm Greg that is my dad hi Dad just sitting there killing sushi with my fingers like still hungry grab a spoon kill the ice cream it's now 10 30 in the morning I just I just don't care yeah right just living sounds like you don't care I finally quit my job at the big box before I started doing my own thing and I took 14 days to just not answer the phone that's awesome and it was in it was imperative for my sanity yeah for sure but uh I spent 10 of those 14 days on Sandy neck and my boat cooler had five different things of wait you can't drink on the beach non-alcoholic varieties right thank you just just water right now the stuff that's good for you good morning Junior um and anybody that wants to go Sandy neck just be at my house parked at 10 o'clock we're driving out that sounds good though um I just saw the story of Aaron Rodgers who said he's going to take a four days Darkness Retreat after the Super Bowl Darkness uh well I had to just double check to make sure that he still played for the Green Bay Packers because I wasn't quite sure I'm like you're not even in the Super Bowl we're gonna wait until the Super Bowl to take your weirdo Darkness Retreat imagine sitting in total darkness for four days now he's really gonna sit like why this is weird he's just weird what kind of drugs do you have to be on to allow yourself to do that well whatever Stir Crazy in 14 seconds yeah this is why you're still single Aaron Rodgers if you're wondering why this is why even when him and Shailene Woodley were together that's the chick from um uh Divergent Insurgent all those urgent movies anyway Shailene Willie and him were together for years and like they would talk about how they were foragers like they would go into the forest and look for dinner like this this was their date wow and I'm not anti going to collect your own food I mean I understand that that's where we came from that's fine but like that's they're just weirdos I eat like normal Wildlife at the dumpster at the Wendy's mushrooms are acid really it's answering Greg good morning Amy and good morning Marsha um what we have to establish a mixtape for you because you just said urgent Divergent yeah whatever yeah yeah all right she doesn't know whoever is very good I'm calling all internet people that can do the click clicks and the beep boops better than me and whatever can you do one of those things where you have her doing like uh hip-hop hooray or whatever by by taking all the Snippets of her yeah right all the words that I spew oh did you add the horn I only have this one no um no yeah I mean I'll take it hey what happens if you double tap yeah okay all right it's a little better I can't hit the sad tone I'm like I'm working on it okay I'm gonna go sit in the darkness for four days the first season I was rad last night bye bye seven and eight-year-old boys that yeah I was at tomatillos it's a family friendly music bingo so I always bring like a kid box of treasures kind of like when you go to the dentist and you get to pick out a treat or whatever and they love it the kids were like I don't want a hundred bucks last time my dad let me scratch that scratch ticket I was like good for you don't tell me about your illegal gambling you're seven we can't talk about it yeah yeah little Bobby Boucher you know we heard Lindsay actually took a cute video of my my dance off with the kids they were teaching Me fortnite dances I was learning a few of them it was working on my gritty anyway so pretty apparently that's a dance move oh the gritty I'm told for this crap oh I don't even know what they speak half the time I was like it's a whole nother kid language so it sounds a little gritty yeah that like Minecraft and that was one of my trivia questions this week is what color is Steve's pants in Minecraft all of the grown-ups got upset about it there's a there's a guy with a name yes its name is Steve and he has blue pants just in case you're wondering thank you he's gonna keep me up at night at night the color of Steve's pants in Minecraft you never know what's gonna pop up at a trivia night it's useless trivia it gets gritty let me tell you so I had the kids last night and I was razzed because they were like who you going for in the Super Bowl I'm just like well I don't like either of those teams my friend Christiana is a really big Kansas City fan so I'll you know support her in her likes Kansas City I was like oh I chose Ron I chose the wrong one sorry kids I'm sure the Eagles are going to win they are a better team halftime show Puppy Bowl commercials right Rihanna who's Rihanna gonna be gonna go out on tour afterwards I guess I wonder who's gonna be out there giving her the Janet Jackson treatment ripping of the nipple off I'm very curious to see how this show goes that was Justin Timberlake right right good job public boobie there you go yeah cause you're not a sports guy take care of those do the sports thing let's give each other a concussion collect the points yay I like it I like watching it well I like it watching it when it's more of our team that would be nicer well I do know a few ladies that go oh tight pants yeah well Gronk was giving um Tom Brady a little business for not showing the business he's like show off the package what are you doing you're gonna take a half naked selfie in your underwear show it all but at the same time it's it's I don't know it's disgusting the advertising cycle psychology of it but the more you get your buddies to razz you the more underwear you're going to sell yeah I yeah facts Greg and I were sitting in here when we first walked in and we're watching the trailer for cocaine bear it is so bad oh I can't wait it's so bad I can't believe I watched it oh yeah so we watched the trailer board I can't decide so for those that are living under on under a rock well I hadn't seen it and I just saw that um Elizabeth uh X was talking defending the scene where they gave children drugs and I was like uh wait what so of course Stephanie has to click what's that oh Ray Liotta it's Ray Liotta's last movie yeah yeah that might have been the one that killed him he might have had he might have fight he never looked particularly healthy anyway but he looks real real sick in in the movie and cocaine bear is your last movie Ice Cube son I think I saw him in there I'd be upset though if that was my last work of art like the last thing I left the world before I died shuffled off the Mortal coil and I've left you cocaine bear Feast your eyes on this but apparently it is a true story from 1985 where drug Runners dropped it off in the woods in Georgia and this animal became aggressive yep oh what is this new sack of stuff oh white powder obviously they made it more kitschy and they might have taken some Liberties a hundred percent on a turned into a comedy just a slasher film laughing the child said in the in the clip what is it that seems like the type of thing that stays with a man this 10 year old saying something like that I watched the whole trailer it was like three whole minutes long and I'll never get back of my life but I think I feel like I watched the whole movie already I'm good so what is your opinion is it a Tuesday afternoon I'm bored the the ticket is cheap at the theater is it a Friday Saturday night date night movie or is it a wait till it comes out on a streaming service I'm already paying yeah wait for our streaming service that you're already paying for on a very very awful Sunday afternoon where you could take a nap or watch something dumb yeah I just watched violent night which is uh just it's sounds terrible it was yeah John Leguizamo I do like John Leguizamo though he's the bad guy uh they break in and everybody has uh like Christmas themed names it's just violent and bloody and they take so you know in Home Alone where they're stop deterring all the thieves from um stealing stuff and they're dropping clothing irons and sharp objects on the floor okay this plus an R rating yeah yeah so the guy even says what is this home alone and then all of a sudden he falls on just a board full of nails yeah and then you see the blood and then there's oh it's so violent I hate that stuff speaking of violence rtb said Stephanie you're going with me to see cocaine bear uh rtb is a big fan of cartoon violence uh also Joe Pesci turns 80 years old today is his birthday happy birthday well you brought up home alone and then I was like oh it's Joe Pesci 80 years old well he wasn't a spring chicken when he was well that was the movie that launched his career at like 50. really was home alone then he had his string of other cocaine Bears afterwards casino and Bob stuff was before no Home Alone was first and then the mob stuff came afterwards so he was okay yeah a comedic bad guy to a violent do I amuse you guys right okay funny how funny Hill yeah I'm gonna be living my own cousin Vinnie life when I go to Birmingham Alabama that I don't really feel like I belong and have you seen uh or heard of uh you people on Netflix was this Seth Rogen I watched it I wanted to like it no Jonah Hill Jonah Hill Eddie Murphy you did her didn't see it I did watch it yep I wanted to like it so much but it was so bad what was bad about it to you uh it was just really uncomfortable like just Julia Louise Dreyfus like oh really she made me uncomfortable I didn't think it was funny like I thought it could have been so much funnier I think it was funny because of that they literally touched so it's a Jewish white male falls in love with a black woman and uh just all the stereotypes Eddie Murphy is like yeah like wearing Louis bear contact to dinner like that yep that situation yep oh it I the amount of stereotypes and the one-liners and just the jokes and so uh the Vegas is trying to create a podcast with his best friend right as a black lesbian female right um they hit all all of the people nope nobody's safe no all the stereotypes yep that's great the the scene in Vegas though was actually really funny yeah oh you're cocaine guys yeah your cocaine guy dude as he's sitting next to his hopeful father oh his father is not to be okay like specifically there crashed his bachelor party in Vegas so uncomfortable so uncomfortable I was actually on a first date at your Cantina yeah and then uh um we went to the lanes next door just to see what was going on like Thursday or Wednesday middle of the week whatever and then my dad walked in oh my God just just to see what was going on I'm on a first date with a young lady and everyone's fake on their first date like hi I'm perfect your dad seems to get a lot of good good bits from you but that's great there's my son he's got a better social life than me I love it like where you going what's on your social calendar well this band's playing here and this playing here but the boys are going here and the girls like to dance are going here I might have to hit all three of them tough life bro okay do your bad thing but yeah he just he just walked in I'm on a first date uh me her the entryway I'm looking over her I'm looking at her chatting whatever looking over her shoulder and I go why does it go she's like what's wrong moments later um hi so and so this is my father yeah that's awkward completely unplanned event Dad Hi how are you why are you standing next to me on a first date she starts dying laughing which is why it kept going oh my God I was so uncomfortable then they were both they were both poking in front of me so I'm like all right no no you felt right at home yeah then I settled in yeah good morning Christiana hey Betsy oh I'm sorry she's been working from homesick all week and I'm glad I'm making you laugh Greg definitely makes us all off we appreciate that sometimes snort self-deprecation and fun humor uh right I know my truth yeah right I know my truth I know my truth rtb said uh jld's character is supposed to make you feel uncomfortable oh yeah she she absolutely did but I mean I just wanted the movie to be just a little funnier I don't know why I think I just had High Hopes because there were so many funny people in it well it was and uh Eddie Murphy even does the white voice I guess which was a throwback to one of his um characters um but I think the uncomfortability and the relation relatability of uh meeting the all the parents meeting each other yeah that's how things are weird but they you have the black Islamic parents yeah and you have the white Ultra oh I want to fit in Jewish parents yeah and then one loves uh Farrakhan yep I was like I know what he said about the Jews it's just like that kind of awkward thing and then all of a sudden a prized possession is caught on fire it's just I loved it that part was good too yeah it had its moments for sure so yeah you people it's Netflix right you enjoy a good train wreck I can't remember what streaming services at this point okay I mean literally the title is you people what do you mean you people who you what are you lumping me in with it was it was all the groups and stereotypes it's a treasure all right definitely watch it I mean there's not much better out there at this point in time on a hill takes the well-to-do black parents to Roscoe's chicken waffles some the first time they're meeting like hey I love your daughter I'm telling you that at Roscoe's Chicken there were there were better options yeah yeah Wendy's by the dumpster with the raccoons what's the better off that's where I like to have my dates yeah that's where I pick up my Keepers down by the BFI Hi how are you what else is going on in your life Greg just got back from a bachelor party oh that's right talk please tell me about this because you did injure yourself and are you doing all right at this point or is like I don't know are we looking at surgeries from the studio here I'll push you it'll be fine great thanks Go Go Large human gone I'm no better the Blind Lady the blind over here you crashed a bachelor party or you just kind of found yourself on a bachelor party it was still a little fuzzy as to how this conversation started I was very much invited thank you okay I'm not that guy beware of that guy somehow he's always down for a bad idea you're like look this is gonna be bad it's gonna be ugly and you're like okay what time someone has to remember it and someone has to drive so there you go check check if I can get you excuse me ruin your night oh almost how I thought that was a snort I just got things ready okay if I get you to ruin your life and I can remember it for you and then somehow celebrate it your friends significant other parents later yes that's what I want to do I am here to watch everything burn it's a lot of fun you are sick you're a sick sick man who has fun when everything goes perfect oh we had a nice pleasant day with a security board okay great let's do something I like cheese on boards good morning T yeah she didn't like it see she started it didn't love it and yes my cousin Vinnie is still classic oh absolutely okay charcuterie board no Greg's on a a bachelor party what does a bachelor party even look like this day and age well you have the stereotypical like strip clubs and stupidity and and no we went to breweries then we threw axes then we threw darts we had a very nice steak dinner okay so booze and hurling thing seems to be a acceptable bachelor party yeah he did end up gambling a little I know I ended up losing how gambling is when you have a chance and you're optimistic I just put my money in the machine it was broken five seconds later I think this is the first year I haven't even done squares for football like nothing yeah I so much gambling I don't know how to do squares either I know you just like give money and you get a little thing but I know I don't know what that means like can you let me know when I or if I don't win this yeah it's kind of like the same thing that March Madness is coming up and I usually pick the teams based on have I been there do I like those people I know nothing about the actual mascot is an adorable animal right I'm like okay that's good check check every so often you hear of like the uh the football pools or the fantasy of football and like somebody's wife jumps in on it or the random girl that doesn't know anything and you have they're the ones that win all pumped up absolutely I I picked the ones that had the cutest butts in the pants and the fluffiest mascot yes that's how I picked them and she won the whole thing yeah and the guys that are actually competitive are just like I I it doesn't it doesn't matter it just averages out I have an event coming up this Sunday knock about just being a Super Bowl Sunday if you want to bring your pet down and get a Valentine's photo with your furry little friend Sue Unleashed which is a business that does like really really beautiful photos of your pets it's gonna be there she's gonna do like a little pick but we're doing it for um you know us Greg and I if there's a charitable component to be had we're there for it and puppies right exactly so this live free rescue bus that rescues pups from down south and Middle America which we're like still why is it there um takes all of them and brings them to New England where we love our pets so the bus broke down and they need like thirty thousand dollars to fix this bus they're like two thousand dollars away from it so I would like to like get us over the hump so bring your beautiful pups to knock about Brewery from 11 to 1 on Sunday and get a cute little snapshot and help save the live free rescue bus I know a few people that uh have been fostering pups and there's a few rescues that bring them up and a few ladies that are always posted on social media hey this dog needs a foster and whatnot I also know a few Foster fails always yeah there's always one like oh this one's too adorable to give someone else okay fine now I have one I have two of those upstairs and that's it they're the last living things that we're going to bring into our home I will help I will Foster it won't be a fail uh we just we want to be a little bit more mobile and you can't do that when you have pets see you're just you're a good helper but not having one yourself well I would I would love it's it's not fair to work a 12-hour day right everywhere and I agree and I so many people like oh have a truck dog I'm like I'm not on like a construction site all day yeah and these days it's perfectly acceptable to smash a window even if you don't know the people are free what's going on like I will waste an entire tank of gas cranking the AC you know and leave the note on the window I would be the guy that would ruin a hundred dollar gas tank uh just keep the dog cool don't get me wrong but people just don't get it and then if I drive with a dog and then I go into an office for 20 minutes or four hours it's like can I bring my dog in I gotta walk the dog dude you're here to fix my computers I know not everybody is in love with your dog as you are I I did I am though I am that person but we're not everybody I'm gonna show up with a 100 pound dog to sit on my lap so this is Rocco oh Morocco it's rtb's puppy we love our Rocco uh so the Grammy Awards Drew 12.4 million people big 30 increase for the Grammys I didn't know they were happening rtb watched and he was like it was like five o'clock he texted me he's like watch it we're heckling everybody on the red carpet that is something I am so down for the outfits that they wear did they forget that they actually have to sit down in a place I think that it is usually the problem that I see oh oh it's just the photo probably a zipper up the butt crack so that you can like your hips widen out as you sit whatever but the meme for days was Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck looking like his most miserable self which that's not hard to do but they actually had some lip reading lady sit there and go over the conversation that the two of them were having together and it was basically no it was fine I was like I was hoping for more dirty dirt than it was and it was basically like you always look miserable at these things look they're panning over to you because your stupid face could you at least pretend to put a smile on so that's what their fight was about I was like ah I wish it was you know yep I wish it had a little bit more teeth than it did than it did but some media company does all the bad lip readings yeah now a dub over slickly done on YouTube sign me up for those absolutely I will watch that for sure and I didn't even realize we had the State of the Union the other day yeah that face yeah I don't even think you need a bad lip reading at this point wow it's scary he did it he did it again like the awkward holding of the hand to somebody and then didn't answer their question right like it was also to a member of the media like that's the last person you want to extra hold hands with where are his people get him out of the room where's the clicker is the dog collar on the ankle click click get him out of the road and then the first lady kisses uh the vp's husband on the list so awesome video clips six times on social media in dwelling I don't care it's a little yeah it's different but the society that we live in now picks apart every single little thing that you do or you can just make any production like The Bachelor The Bachelorette look any which way you want it to for television purposes so I don't even know what's real anymore again the fact that we know the Kardashians names just there is no societal value to that family oh my God I don't know why not Ray J like throw the guy a commission for what you leaked about your daughter no it's his fault that this whole thing started I blame Ray J I think Mom oh there we go I play Ray J for the start of all of this nonsense had he just not given Chris any bit of ammo to make her children famous we never would have had to deal with all of this this is why you wait till you're married they're making an entire just island of those people right Pete Davidson is a date the rest of the Kardashians he killed for Taco Bell by the way and some of the stats that came out after he did the commercial for Taco Bell like said I'm sorry whatever it was uh they had like a seven percent increase in their breakfast I was like how that is a man that I just don't understand I don't get the vortex in which Pete Davidson lives in I watch I'm an SNL fan he's not that funny Yeti gets all the chicks I mean I get it they say it's big but really does that get you chicks I I'm single don't look at me I'm not bringing up my stature here look at me like oh it needs to get bigger okay maybe that will you know what you got you got a huge problem okay every day of the week you get a different huge problem just huge problem it's a big it's a big issue great thanks good Lord I don't know how he continues to just kill it well he looks like the bad boy and I think he's bad he he looks ill yeah I feel like he always looks sick yeah he's he's the poor man Leonardo DiCaprio oh that man who is now like seen with a 19 year old he tried he tried with one of the hadids didn't he was like I'm dating her she's you know almost 30 and has a kid right and then no he's back with a 19 year old and then they're like oh no he's not on a date they're just seated next to each other but they've been seated next to each other at several functions she's 19. well maybe he is the at the maturity level of a 19 year old I don't know I've talked about this before but I've heard I heard he smells so I mean he looks like he smells there are plenty of times you look at people on these shows yo hey that guy looks nice smells right I don't need smell-o-vision I know you haven't showered sir it's like McConaughey Jonah Hill like they they really do they all look like they kind of smell I don't know why I can't believe we're having this conversation I can't I thoroughly enjoyed it we'll talk about anything yeah yeah you're welcome you know those thoughts that you have throw them in the comments we say it out loud we will discuss it for you share with us is it wrong that I think Britney Spears is a train wreck no no she is absolutely she was taking nude selfies in a hotel room the other day again again and she like every other day it's like I turned it off no I turned it on now I turned it off can you imagine living upstairs in her own brain though there's lots of room apparently it's a spacious place hello lots of echo is it the brain it makes me sad though like I I really wanted everything for her I wanted her to like succeed and do well and be well adjusted but oh yeah everybody wants to have an idol Hit Me Baby One More Time why should I hit you now hit me up violence I'm into the rough stuff no what no what no now she's just a flat out trainwrecker no she's married though I mean her husband no this one seems she's been with him for a while it's not new well how many is is this number two number three fifteen what are we up to do we count like the 24-hour marriage that she had had a marriage is America or is that a Kardashian a marriage is a marriage yeah maybe four I'll be four whatever I'm not out to judge I had to start her husband we're fine well there's nothing wrong with the practice right definitely what I don't want you're not in the a-league you know what I mean like when I played Sports I was B Squad all the time don't get me wrong but oh if I marry this one it'll be perfect all right Eminem's daughter Haley Jade just got engaged I was like oh my gosh she's not old enough for that well how old is she now she's 27 she totally is I just think of her like in the Eminem songs I don't age people in my brain I had this conversation this week about um was released yesterday in each of our brains it's it's weird even like the mom from A Christmas Story died and I was like what she was 83 like I did somehow things don't happen like oh it was just 2001 like that was 20 years ago Stephanie like I mean I was born I feel like I've lost 20 whole years of my life somewhere I don't know where it went but it disappeared parenting you were parenting is that what it is I've totally lost my brain yep running a career starting up entrepreneurship keeping your children alive yeah I had I had a conversation with my 23 year olds that went like this as she called me FaceTiming crying from her car during her lunch break of work I love the posturing and she's like I can't find my diploma and I was like not that it's helpful but you remember when you were moving to college and dad said to you probably shouldn't take all that stuff because you'll lose it like I didn't want to have that conversation but I was just like I know this is not helpful but when I tell you these things so I had to fight I found a photo of her holding it at a at a graduation party yeah upside down on a keg holding it I zoomed in real tight on it and said I was like I found this I don't know if this is helpful I said she's still friends with the administration I was like call Mrs Ahern and have her you know find something for you they only have my transcripts they don't have the diploma um I I can't replace that for you I I don't know what to do sorry chair I don't know where mine is either right I like there is proof out there do you actually have to have that document I find it really difficult in the year 2023 that we that we need a physical diploma for that where they can't not check you know what we do need I think we touched this before social skill classes yeah right just a little bit good morning Kathy since everybody uh oh what you're in trouble no that's Otto's Mom oh hey yeah well I'm watching the dog pooping or not poop in different random places in your party and that's that Cathy oh I love you Kathy yep she's a good time she really is it's just a lot of fun Gregory life skills I agree there they seem to be lacking this day and age people can't talk I was talking to a um a guy running a business and he's like well I'm hiring kids but they they have to greet people as they come in the door and they just can't do it I know your job is hello welcome enjoy your stay or whatever you're doing because they don't talk to people in real life though they don't know how yeah they could do it all by all phone because there's no chance of Rejection it just gets ignored or deleted or ha ha could mean 17 different things but you could see that emotion on the face yeah people don't want that rejection yeah they don't we don't even call people anymore if you're calling me somebody better be dead yep it is really weird it's absolutely why they're calling me Savage I'll text back is everything okay I'm not gonna answer that and to be fair most of the time I'm working with audio so it is my job and I'm usually listening to something editing something doing something where I physically can't talk to you I'm not just being a jerk but also just call people it's like just showing up and ringing someone's doorbell out of nowhere yeah unless you're 30 years ago that was the norm oh my God I'm getting robbed right what is happening it's the police or Amazon what's happening yep that is true all my goods on the step and make out get out of here oh hey Carol Gregory yep that's that's pretty much it it's perfect she's right uh so what else is going on for you anything new um had the bachelor party twisted my knee pretty good in the minus 14 degree weather in like Everett that's the worst when you injure yourself on a night out with a group because you can't like you're now slowing down the group just before we go to Encore yeah so everybody's walking around and I I have no luck so I'm just gonna follow trying to follow along nope I'm sitting in a chair in front of like penny slots or something just rubbing my leg as it gets more and more swollen to the point where it's now swollen into my jeans I'm like this is ugh so don't be the Debbie Downer don't complain don't complain I know right go sit in the corner like I mean you could have gotten an Uber and gone back to wherever it was that you were sleeping but also you didn't want to be that person that was like where did Greg go I don't know the Irish goodbye and we never saw him again yep then I'm not above that either uh the some of the guys brought different like bourbons and scotches and whatever so we ended up in the bachelor's um room before we started quick pregame whatever had a sip of something nice come back I'm the first up to my hotel room then I go down and get a you know stale sandwich out of the concierge whatever come back up and then all the guys come into our room and then a few people are half passed out on my bed oh I hate that so I'm sitting there coming around we're growing up having the sandwich while the bachelor is you know drunk as he should be right having a good time is it ah Greg how are you I'm like I just want to go to bed I'm glad you're having fun I'm glad you're having fun I'm glad you're having fun meanwhile I'm like oh everyone's chatting okay I can't get in bed and put my leg up so I lay down on the floor put my feet up on my legs on the chair so that the blood will come out of my knee like are you really in that much pain like I I can't walk no no I just love I I swelled it up just so that you guys would feel bad for me I just put on The Gangsta Lean been hit with a few shells now walk with a limp yeah that's all look at you 50 Cent over here all right I did it yes that just reminded me of the last bachelorette party that I went to and I made the Cardinal mistake of wearing new shoes and it was Boston and my only response the entire night was I hate Boston as I was traipsing through the streets of Boston in new shoes my feet at one point like resembled ground beef because they're just all chewed up and I'm here like in like blood like bleeding in my boot my feet ground beef it was awful yes yep yes it was I was hit the lower left button wow that's the red party woes it really was and I'm like I'm like just we're too old for this it's not even fun anymore like taking them like this club with like boots and pants music which is fine which is totally but it was like dead it was like a dead night with a sad club filled of boots and pants and US middle-aged women that did not belong here [ __ ] does it get good at some point like that what are we waiting for exactly I remember actually uh Chuck's uh bachelor party we ended up at Foxwoods and we were in Shrine and they were playing like 90s hip-hop and R B whatever yeah and we were uh in the back so it was a bunch of his buddies the a few of them were single and they were out dancing trying to mingle whatever yeah and Chuck is just in the back in his Zone I think at the time it was pineapple and Patron so I just kept feeding them to him and he was in the back just nobody around him having a ball just signal the lyrics I'm just sitting there like the man is living his best life yeah this is what it's about yeah but it was just singing along sounds like Charles though yes yes it does he is that man yep I don't hate Boston because of my poor choices rtb I just don't like Boston in that setting with a bunch of girls that are going to like let's try here let's try here let's try here let's wait in this line Half dressed in the freezing cold let's try here where's the nearest it doesn't get better how much is parking where is parking all right we need to go which direction we go which parking garage which level who's got the ticket I'm more of a left-handed place to have a nice dinner at and maybe a cocktail afterwards at some Lively bar like like can we do those two things that are nearby within like two blocks of our hotel I think it's called Howl at the Moon but yeah that's not bad two pianos live entertainment I enjoyed that during the day and then it uh it turned into the nightclub afterwards yeah I I don't need to go upstairs right I don't know yeah right once I saw too many people trying to look a little too sexy and like nope this is for the yeah that's also yeah and we're ready to go the people e Department I'm just really not there yet the curmudgeon wants to see the live entertainment with empty bars tools next to me that's what I want thank you leave me alone I was I was having breakfast the other day and I was sitting in the the diner counter and um nobody there and then all of a sudden like seven tweens are probably in their 20s whatever come in like hey Greg would you mind moving down and then so they fill up almost all the chairs and they um okay maybe he was or wasn't the smelly kid but either way somebody sat next to me and my eggs started changing colors it was like it was just so here's Greg you know the curmudgeon that's just looking at his phone playing Wordle you know minding my own minding my own now let's please move down and I'm a large guy so my elbows take up some real estate space so now I'm on the edge of the chair because I don't want to be elbowing people right Lefty I don't you know I'm going to take this child out yeah blow too hard to fall over I want to see that that's something I would want to see though and then like are you all right Gregory yeah I love being you know putting baby in the corner yeah I like my space I'll walk in and it'll be nothing but um you know larger and larger gentlemen you know my size coming in grabbing some breakfast or lunch or whatever and then I'll be like empty seats in the middle but they're all hunched over trying to relax before they go back to work or whatever don't throw me I I can't I can't like no yes that's an empty seat I just don't fit it just doesn't work that's it doesn't work for you I Gotta Give me a two top now I'm sorry I'll chew and screw Like You Gotta Give me a two top I'm sorry I gotta take up a table baby needs some room I just saw that researchers at Columbia University in New York are working on this new anti-inflammatory drug it's supposed to like clean out your your blood system or whatever letting us live another decade do we like do we need to be living to be 120 do we need that I just I get it if you've got some weird deficiency or something like that you're like 50 or 60 but do we we don't need to actually be real life vampires like I've seen too many movies I'm now watching some witch show that's on AMC plus it's all of Anne Rice's novels that they're now making shows and I like I like it which is and and some women like their Hallmark stuff and I I like witch [ __ ] fluid but I don't need to actually live like a vampire until I'm 120. I've been I see no benefits here of this drug do you want to live for I wouldn't would you want to live forever in my current state as the curmudgeon single dude talking about dumpster diving like this is what I'm gonna do for another 50 years I mean I'm happy for you and the material but you know why in my day I was sat next to that dumpster you know I know I make it to 40 I'll be impressed I'm currently 39. all right yeah it's a big year for you just another one I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that I'm gonna live no I'm not I'm gonna go to work I'm gonna pet everybody else's dog that's kind of sad Greg you're making me a little sad for this why I don't know it sounds lonely peace and quiet okay apparently I live in utter chaos apparently I have a podcast and you're a guest you think I'm socially lonely please that's true I am I am not currently in an intimate relationship with another person yep but I'm lonely ain't the problem all right then yeah where do I go and not make friends uh that's true honestly I've never seen that happen the bachelor party uh a good buddy of mine introduced me to The Bachelor and the bachelor told the best man just make sure you have Greg there because he's a good time yeah right and I didn't know anybody else there and these are all people from like the Boston the suburbs are around yeah um and they're all familiar with you know they're all fast on Uber I'm like how do you use Uber like I drive my truck to this parking lot from my driveway and I don't have a problem but now we got garages and you gotta Uber Lyft or you go to find parking again and then you want me um yeah it is like Tetris yep and they're all into beers and enjoying breweries and whatever yeah I'm going to night shift and I'm getting the Seltzer yeah do you have vodka and soda now what do you have that's girly drinks I need those I asked him if he went to the place next door rtb you went to that place with me level 99 next to night shift and it's like basically well is it night shift by the garden I don't know which one it was rtb will remember where it was but it's this place that I didn't know that we needed something like this where you paid twenty dollars just so you can go and have cool Instagram photos it's like with black lights and weird like situations it's just it very much is the social culture of taking photos in weird spaces and you were like wow I'm so glad I have this like why are we doing this why do we do this I want to go to a place where they take your phone and lock it up that right I know I need to go that's where I need to you can't leave for two hours you are gonna pay us you're gonna socialize you're gonna live in the moment your phone's going in there yeah if it says 9-1-1 or the wife calls three times we'll notify you other than that sit down enjoy life socialize going back to 97 like they're talking about that's cool because I'm an old fool that's so cool if you want to get down let me show you the way oh there it is I played that the other night at music Bingo and some lady goes oh that's a real song like she didn't know she knew it just from the commercial the ice cream commercial no scoop there it is yeah sometime crazy but I won't be pushing up Daisy so they're cleaning out my blood my brother texted me um about the shark that rolled up on what was it cold storage Beach and that the Frozen poor beagle I'm like that poor little thing or whatever he's like it's a news story I'm like is it though it's a frozen fish to the sand how is that a news story yeah all right and then I got into a fun conversation with you can't go swimming in the ocean these days because they're sharks I'm sorry what what happened that all of a sudden there's sharks in their habitat right now we're socializing it now we're making everybody aware of it and now we're not killing off the seals as much we're letting all their food live they're coming in that's our my reminder every single day in the summertime is sharks live in the ocean it's pretty much how I end every radio show that I have just a reminder sharks live in the ocean I'm go I'm still going swimming am I going out as far no but I already knew that there were sharks in the ocean Florida is retaining its uh status of shark bite capital of the world I that was just a news story today and once again is that a surprise yeah it's America's penis it's right surrounded by water and it's always time to swim there so it makes sense that the more time that you would spend in the water the more bites that there would be yep weird so weird Key West a whole bunch of fun little islands and a whole bunch of water around all the surface area I don't know why I immediately thought of Carol Baskins while I was like thinking of shark bites and whatnot did you see that she like said that the FBI found her husband but they didn't actually find her husband so the story circulating was like oh no they found him and everyone was like oh they found the husband but there's no actual evidence that they found the ex-husband but you were saying her name again in public I don't know how this woman does it no such thing as bad publicity right I don't know how she does it but yet here she is still doing it still in the news still being a story I love all the memes of the Instagram crap whatever where they remix and they had um Joe Exotic whatever at the end listen up [ __ ] or whatever right has anybody checked on him in jail recently have we seen any musings from Joe in jail he's probably he's loving life and all the love good morning Michael thanks for checking in with us all right we gotta go play radio I gotta do the impossible question The Impossible questions being brought to you by Bayside Betsy's and I got a gift card for you if you can answer I posted it Province down beautiful view 68 of Millennials don't own this common Appliance oh Appliance yep what's a funny appliance that hopefully isn't the answer so somebody else can have a chance at 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Craig's done he's gonna go get his bathroom toaster everybody else have a great day he's ending it headline now curmudgeon podcaster he has ended it have a great day everyone we'll see ya oh you were ending ending oh ah one full hour over here yeah that's amazing we are amazing oh Jesus um okay Greg Hiller is the winner over here you don't understand I was trying to say the wrong Appliance x1023 The Greatest Hits on Earth it's Greg and Stephanie and Greg answered our impossible question I'm wicked Smash and I ruin all the fun I apologize he gets bathroom toaster but it is 68 of Millennials do not own a toaster nice job Greg uh you're welcome you're welcome I'm gonna [ __ ] that up there oh my God I love it it's perfect that's exactly what I needed today