Greg & Stephanie

are we live is this thing on I have no idea I've already forgotten my lines where's the script there is no script today oh you'll have to excuse me I'm Let Me Clear My Throat oh Let Me Clear My Throat copyright I'm wretched this entire week I'm just like surviving not thriving wait are you more likely to snort right now no maybe I don't know I don't know it's debatable I had to get up today I had to be functioning today so you know it has to happen T the season everyone I've done no shows this week I've done a lot of like back of the house stuff if that means anything to anybody so I apologize you haven't been able to see my fabulous face well the Viva Enterprises are slowly taking over the country so it's exhausting I don't know what's going on all I know is that I'm here with Greg and we we made it my friend I'm trying to make sure that I can tag you so that everybody knows that you're here oh no yeah that's usually when the fun starts how do I block the tag before the tag happens you you can't can't block the tag man so what's been going on I haven't talked to you in a while oh you know me just partying and yting out with my other rich friends making up stories like this as if um you are in a lot of weddings uh I mean it happened you want that thing no I'm good you could have that thing oh okay just in case I don't know I'm not sure I want to see the comments my friends post why because honestly I think it's almost more entertaining if I have nothing to stare at and I just can react and then you tee me up with whatever my friends comment because you see it oh and then you go who and then I have to think about it and there if I ever go back and watch these i' go that was the moment he knows something was wrong this is a ritic show yeah we are 10 days away from Christmas Eve oh 11 days from it being over yes is that where you're at right now hug hug I'll change my tune when I have a significant other and or kids um until then yeah that's like right all consuming well you do I'm a grown man I buy what I need I'm sorry The Stereotype exists if what about the family I've tagged you so your your family might be coming out of the Woodworks gr adults asking you for what do you want for Christmas none of none of my family members need anything they don't already have that's what I'm saying like at what point in your adulthood do you reach where you don't need anything anymore and it's about everybody else or or if it's just gag gifts or fun stuff or a funny t-shirt with my my face or something stup wear no that's fun wear it nobody in the internet or my family anywhere send me my own face on my own t-shirt please I feel like that is an item that is needed throughout the C I have a Cricut Machine in the other room we could make this a thing what's up T good morning good morning lovies she says good morning saraphina hi everyone I am very excited to have you here because you're just a goofball yeah that well thank you for being so kind in your potential adjectives so kind you you make me laugh good morning Robert thanks for joining us us yeah months ago I was I was here last torturing you I think yeah it's been a summer yeah then you're like the Summer's happening and I was like you want to like I was lucky to get two shows in maybe three during the week it was just very busy well you you're taking over the world I'd like to say that good morning Pam what's going on just a hair flip and all media is now Stephanie media wouldn't that be great no it would not so she start pulling her hair out she looks kind of like Britney Spears in some of her photos just poor Britney Leave Britney Alone she's having aough time she to herself I know I'm sorry I know we all tried we wanted her for her Freedom we wanted that for her and now she's dancing with knives next is Dancing With Wolves just get around Dancing with the Stars that's not the spears we wanted to see I don't think she' be sober seriously a face for radio t-shirts right I've you I've had that used against me quy the plenty of times who said that Robert my friend Robert Robert's cool I like Robert you'll keep them you'll allow this that's that's great The 12 Days of Christmas radio uh a lot of birds people have been commenting a lot of birds birds birds did you ever go through the 12 Days of Christmas there's a partridge there's a lot of birds pear tree or something and then the Giza laying which means more birds justess as a lot of birds what are the geese lay in what kind of party they going to which means Birds more yeah I never thought of it apparently there's this new movie with Eddie Murphy on Netflix that I haven't seen yet the Candy Land or whatever yeah and someone said it's a whole new meeting to The 12 Days of Christmas so I'm sure they're mocking the fact that there are lots of birds I'm sure my daughter has this like unnatural fear of birds McKenzie the one that moved out west coast I brought her to this like bird experience when when they were little she like the look of panic on her face when she looked over and she's like Bob I told you I don't like birds I'm like oh I didn't know now which one's which one's the bird sanctuary that's not an estuary no no which one's an estuary snakes I don't know isn't that water I don't know isn't that a water way yeah maybe is that what feeds a River Estuary then what the hell's bird sanctuary really bringing you's what's moments of Enlightenment with a face for radio that's we're dubbing this one I swear I want you to Kan Lane it's hilarious thank you so much hey Mark what's going on just going to put that there where gravity it there is one with an e but I don't remember what it's called and it's way too early for my brain to start functioning but if you want to yeah need talk need coffee what's anybody what's Google it for us because my thumbs don't work this morning I can't type Krogan out um Birds Sanctuary not not not s said maybe it's just a bird sanctuary yeah but it's got a name and it does have an it's it does bleep blo I don't know yes I made it work for you it didn't work for the longest time and I had to go investigate hello Denise good morning to you I will look for that uh folder of photos it's in one of my laptops I upgraded all the technology end of the year stuff and there's nothing worse than having to leave a device that you really don't need to leave but it needs to be upgraded for more space I read stuff through the depths of hell and then I go maybe I need new one so yeah that's usually that's how I roll just clone it to a bigger Drive what could go wrong oh wait you used a Mac with a burned in Drive didn't you what device was it that you had to upgrade my my all of my devices they're all Apple they're all made to do this no but the new one actually did have does have a new feature the new um charger thing how long has the Android had it out oh yeah forever so but yeah but finally the universal charger thing so now I can charge my laptop and my phone and anybody else's device that is an Android welcome Apple to the 21st century really bothers me it's bothered me for so so long now I hate three generations yeah but now oh that's so crazy the rest of the world's been using it and apple just allowed it because they're too proud to use their USB 2.0 5vol one amp garbage device today is National buy a Christmas tree day have you waited this long to buy a Christmas tree have a Christmas tree them on fire what well you are also a pyro so I I mean you gotta watch The Flame dance you know what I mean somebody brought up was it was it Maran somebody brought up the fact that they had this wonderful Fair where all the all these fire pits all over the place and I'm like don't say that around don't say that around Greg do not say that around Greg go ahead and clip this for a thumbnail for face stories by the fire in multiple places I says that sounds like a place where uh Greg's going to teach some kids out people will die and lawsuits will happen that sounds like a terrible idea I think she did say it was a fire pit and then it was gated so kids couldn't run up and touch anything L right meanwhile I'm the one dancing dressed like a wolf like that what was what am I picturing the childhood story with the the dancing teddy bear looking kid I swear somebody out there there's a there's a story book with a a p uh someone drew the picture Where the Wild Things Are or something oh yeah are you picturing it now yeah okay I'm I'm I'm picking up what you're laying down I got it I don't know how to convey all the slideshow in my head verbally and I apologize but kudos to everybody that can keep up Brie says hello good morning my faves hi hi uh she is going to be out at Cap Cod beer tonight for uh music bingo so go see Bri what time's that I believe she is there 6 to8 oh lovely right it's a good time she does a really good job I got to sit and watch Maryann do her music Bingo it was uh one of those auditing evenings let's see how everyone's doing right now I got this she did a great job yeah good time um yeah she's very personal right walks around makes everyone feel happy well she's a former teacher I like if you're out there and you're a former teacher and you're thinking about hosting maybe a trivia or a bingo night listen we are busy we are inundated with requests and you still like people I yeah and you still like people that's a prerequisite yeah yeah yeah I know it's real peoply out there and this time of year especially if you don't like people this is forcing you out of many many Comfort zones you lie you love people oh I like to I like to think I hate people that's the LI you tell yourself I want to know everyone's life story in the next seven minutes I like that about you though it's like I you know I like you know what I do enjoy is watching someone change a bad night like let's say you're at a bar at six you're out of work whatever you had a bad day and you just need a cocktail and dinner and then randomly I happen to be sitting next to you and then you just watch them come out of that funk and then just change like ah I like being a catalyst that's what I like or making people wor if it's late I feel like that happens also for you oh yeah dig a hole oh yeah make it worse what's up what's up Nate Nate shout out Stephanie one time thank you let get the button two times one time two time is that white cleff guess it is all right I got to hang with white cleff things I I did in 2023 nice very cool I was like in my feelings a lot this week I I had moment moments of sadness this week changing Landscapes of things letting things go picking things up I you know got into my feelings I did a little podcast about it if you care to listen about it you C you can where's that uh lemon Ado live oh okay yeah right lemon.com yeah you can find it there it's just our listenapp.co is where all of our podcasts live right you were in your feelings was there a quick summary of a feelings UPS down left a little bit I mean but it was like me talking to myself down here for a solid 10 minutes so if you'd like to hear all that I'm jealous you can stop at 10 minutes wow I did I I gave myself parameters no I just had written a blog post about this full year and just all the stuff that we did and it was just kind of retrospective and I was like what kind of podcaster am I if I'm not going to do a podcast on it right right the vog got to talk about the talk bring everybody into my misery in my real life you can choose to listen to it or not we welcome you for it I wonder what kind of monologue I would have just be cursing everybody out for I don't even know if that would make any sense to anybody but you so if you like L rolling around in there yeah if you like watching everything roll downhill if you too want to relive a Cess pool of reals uh oh yeah your life has changed for the better since I started including you in my stupid uh sending of reals it's bad do you do you have that friend that communicates via only sending you reals and Tik toks and hi I'm the problem it's me 100% a lot of them are very funny though so I do appreciate them well I I check so I have a list of individuals and if it applies to every like I've got a lot of car guy stuff so I send that to my car guy friends and then there's the it group and then the ones that used to work retail and then um the the female friends so they wouldn't find like the poop jokes and the car jokes maybe but uh like the moms and how stupid men are and how things go in one year and out the other and I think it's hilarious but the ladies that I send them to find them hilarious there you go so you you have findable m still still single weird I just admitted that everything goes in one ear and out the other and I'm so single yeah that's so crazy so weird I weird Nate says this holiday season feels different a lot of ups and downs especially if you're out here hustling well you found yourself at the right table our friend I don't know anybody that moves and shakes more than the two of the people that you're watching right now out there and cated lots of shakes yeah that's gonna happen uh oh that's not good this is not good you're fueled for the day at least 20 minutes I've got a board meeting coming up at 8:30 so we're going to have to hustle this up just a little bit but I wanted everybody to see you talk to you you've got the spectacle of trees going on you uh might be thrown out of Kanas for der elction of Duty so now you are here I'm a bad nice person doing that Duty I guess so uh spectacular the trees is um a raffle you pay $10 per ticket and you get to win everything hopefully um that belongs to a tree and under a tree and sometimes there's gift cards and and there I want to say for the there's gift card s a TV there's all sorts of stuff under the tree but they are on display under the Kanas tree yeah uh I want to say there's a couple others as well there's below the belt I know there's a maron's Mills Library I think that there's one other one but they are all in the guire art Barn which is on South Street and hyanis and they do that raffle on the 16th I know those trees have been there for like two weeks they do it every single year they're absolutely beautiful and you buy that ticket it goes to the nonprofit in which you put your ticket in and then you win everything under the tree when they draw it so there are multiple chances for you to win lots of goodies wouldn't that be nice one swoop to get all your Christmas shopping done and you helped a nonprofit like that would be amazing in theory if I won that that's what I'm saying I never win anything though I'm one of those people that throw my hat in the ring and never ready you've won all of our hearts thanks Greg a but it's like our girlfriend Bri right here who will walk five seconds into a chamber meeting just drop her card in there and then win she wins every single time I'm like is mine even in there one day I was at a never win I I was uh having dinner was at a bar they were doing a beer promo like Bud Light or whatever and they raffled off uh Red Sox tickets yeah so I won Red Sox tickets I brought a my buddy Phil where were the tickets there were two tickets way back my seat the ticket I took was behind a steel column yeah I'm like this is why these tickets were free or I win the grand stand tickets if I win anything they're literally a steel column yeah 100% what's up John good to see you live from the m x Christmas tree Pez dispenser radio Bowl yes that's what we dubbed it I had College week last week so I had a couple of the college kids on and talking about their programs and Nate happens to be a sports reporter or aspiring sports reporter so we were talking about the college bowl games that were coming up and I'm like they all sound made up and stupid and so I just started saying things that were on my desk and then we made it a radio Bowl it was kind of fun we had a good time it's kind of how me as an IT guy summarizes Sports they all sound made up and stupid I don't get it yes Sports and then women watch it for the tight pants and oh Tom Brady left Jazelle I'm saying go call me well there's kind of a lot going on in the football realm of things where the the rumor is that bellich is leaving everyone's oh El Michaels is has been told he's not going to be doing the NBC coverage of the NFL okay I I love all the NFL coverage now because Taylor Swift is going to games well I mean it was her 34th birthday yesterday okay and we are playing the Chiefs coming up so she might be coming to Gillette that might be worth it that might be the only game that will be full this season right the Patriots Yeah just all the single ladies reliving their 20s and the the tweens and 20y old still why are all the seats fold and why are they all staring at the box seats they're not watching the game they staring at the box seats is she there is she there hi it's me no that's that she's the problem it's her oh not you I've never heard a woman admit that that's crazy yes you did that's she's good at this yeah but yeah it's even made up there and everyone still forgives her for it men are the real problem kogin Christmas everyone congratulations I love it what else is going on in the world of Greg you seemingly have hit a lot of Christmas parties this season or get dragged to Christmas parties that are not yours I mean I like parties we're fun unless I'm I'm already tired and I'm out of coffee and I'm like oh I fell asleep I'm sorry I slept to the party okay says you could find a girl at a game at what game this one that's coming up with Taylor Swift possibly being it's too cold I no if what grown woman in her 30s or 40s wants to stand out in the cold and just in case she might get a glimpse of a 34-year-old you'd be surprised I okay well she's not my type what is your type Greg okay other than with a pulse yes I fig like that joke's com I mean that's really one of my buddies is watching that that is not enticing to women if you're just asking for some of with the pulse I I have very strict yet loose somebody said uh I mean that is the pickiest fairest thing whatever but you're still not going to find it whatever I I don't know that's what it comes down to what would the ideal Greg mate look like uh can't have cats because I'm allergic okay believes in uh actual monogamy not other variables as as we okay gotcha yep um too old for swing sets I had an incident fairly recently do tell at a party it was weird how was your what kind of party it was it was weird we we djed for an event I'm not going to even incriminate say where or what or whatever but a woman came over and put her arm on my husband's arm while staring at me yep here while staring at me and was like do you do you two sleep together and I was like okay meanwhile looking at my husband like a side of beef yeah cuz we're married but on the way out a gentleman was giving my husband a tip while looking at me asking if we were together because he saw a little PDA completely unrelated I didn't know what party we were at I I don't know I I've never come across this before uh this has never happened to me this was the first can i r your next parties just so I could see this crap happen to you because that that sounds amazing for me guys seriously it was the first and I've seen a lot of stuff in my life what directions were the pineapples on the wall were they were there loofas on the car antennas I didn't I didn't know what was going on where was going to go I've never run to my car with my equipment as fast as I could before in my life I didn't know needs the chest honey needs the chest we're out let's go hopff it no one's no one's petting my husband get the [ __ ] of the car handsome pack your [ __ ] let's go your mommy's get in the car but the best part is it's not like he really enjoyed it either because he's a complete germaphobe and like afraid of people so like Stephanie don't leave me alone give me give me a more snap feel like I got more enjoyment out of that whole situation than he did that's for sure comedic or otherwise comedic obviously you never know had a great story to tell Greg I love pineapple juice you know I love stories stories are fun story time story time and that one's gonna give for a long time because I'm still trying to figure out what the heck was going on there oh I think you know you had options yeah don't women love options I don't know grg diamonds are girls best friend n i neither do you so we don't know yeah no we're platonic we're good I get that a lot thanks so she's got to have a pulse oh she's gotta be monogamous yeah we're talking about Greg's ideal mate right now pulse monogamous human natural born female I guess May well still want kids someday um you're kind of pushing that age bracket I know guys can get away with that forever you could be a Tony Randall you can be 80 and have kids and it'd be fine yeah well I'm 40 they might be a little wonky but you'll be fine i' I've screwed up I'm now late in life I'm sorry if you'd like to hear the apology fine flat out I've got no problem saying that little late for that Greg thank you Nate says I like this guy he's funny thanks I've got a face for radio I heard can we get a t-shirt no can we get a t-shirt somebody get it done if I come down here and there's a double XL shirt and someone's going to be like is that Uncle Fester is Chris here nope I'm just leaving that little nugget there in case decides to rewatch this later really no my favorite day was when on the show you decided to wear a black shirt and then you just look like a floating head you know things just crawling Don you made me spit out my coffee this morning I laugh so hard I was watching a video of her so Don's joining us from the e uh the West Coast oh and her husband is uh Ken Allen Ken who is our voice guy here at lemonad I've got actually work for him to do and he um was filming her that you know it's 80 and sunny they're having a much different Christmas than I but she's got a Christmas onesie on or little Santa hat on and there's this weird giant Santa doll that was like jiggling and S oh like the used car sales lot things almost but a Santa but yeah but like a regular size Santa so she you know decides to start twerking on the thing while Ken's taking a video of her and she sits down and shows her PJ said ho ho ho on them and I you made me laugh so hard I really just miss your space and your presence your hysterical I love you hey you got a sister she said it's 4:57 in the morning real life siiz Santa hysterical 457 right God bless you are you up with the dogs or you just up you're still on East Coast time haven't gone to bed yet still dancing with Santa go for it too funny California noie I know my brother's going out there too everybody's going to be in California for Christmas except us I'm I'm fine with it oh yeah you get to sleep in then right yeah I have like four full days off like whole days off I'm trying not to jinx things because that's usually when things break but we still never did the Stephanie Viva parade for your birthday day after uh my birthday is the day after Christmas I'm going to be working on my birthday this year I'm over at Shipwrecked so if you'd like to join us for a tremendous birthday party where I host trivia and then we have a party afterwards let's do that while you're working are you allowed to consume shots does anybody ever ever I had this conversation with one of my friends Gary this week ever say wow I'm so glad I had that shot last night does that ever occur which shot any shot any of them it's never a good idea no no no it's never it's never a good idea for Jagermeister no um anything High Octan absent no but like the little uh flavorful ones as like a as a subtle bring together but there's not a lot of boot like a green tea I just don't feel like it's necessary is it necessary it's just a little motive of um a mode of encouragement no no three wise men that's encouragement Don moderation my dear exactly like it's just not it's not not good yes but if I could buy you shots and then laugh as you fall over see that's not fun either it's fun for me I have a good time I've seen me do it so our friend Fatima over at the Portuguese club they had their Christmas party over there and uh they were having you know Portuguese people love their I call them little drinks their shots but they're I they're little drinks if you're not drinking a regular drink and just having a little bit of a drink all night long that's how they feel themselves all night long yeah so it's like a little Tipple oh right or is what what is the thimble kind of there's holes in that so how do you hold it no you know what I mean no I really don't and um little drinks so just like two fingers of just like a scotch or something it's a shot but I call them little drinks but they are they're like one shot of whatever it is kasasa moonshine whatever trash that they made in their garage this is my Portuguese Heritage don't blame me every single one of you Portuguese out there knows exactly what you're doing it's trash you made it in your garage and now you're trying to Fe to everyone at Christmas you know what it is the Tello live be your best self John we're potheads no liquor needed nice what are you doing um napping well no it's not all like that for whatever reason every single strain that I've had lately just makes me want to clean and nothing's clean so I don't know what's happening oh give me some of that lots of energy doing nothing I don't know what happens I finally started and cleaned up all the leaves in my yard this week good for you my neighbor did it found all the dog poop my neighbor was doing the yard cleanup and the entire time anytime I walked outside for something he like stopped and looked at me with like the look of see what I'm doing here you should be doing this every single time every for whatever reason I went outside to grab a piece of equipment or check in another piece of equipment or move things around or I was cleaning out my garage and moving things around and every single time he met me with that eye and what his eyes were saying are see what I'm doing see what I'm doing here you should be doing this call just call Bruno no they're gonna sit there that's called natural I need all of it to to break down we need all the nutrients for my bre down for you not today Craig nobody has time for that wrong show ain't nobody got time for that join me on live not exactly happier I think do Biz I'm working on that I'm right on top of that for me to cry into a podcast are you the people that clean up the leaves right away or are you the people that compost them or say you're going to compost them and really you just leave them there to rot I had a couple trees that still had stragglers up top and I was just waiting for those to fall but I also did my you're also a single guy like this is this is Guy stuff if any chance you get a chance to use power tools you're going to do it oh I got my Backpack Blower running again see I know you uh shout out to Jimmy for helping me tune it two-stroke baby something about two-strokes I put some two stroke in my lawn mow the other day it smelled so great what is that two stroke what is it gasoline with oil so you know how you go in oil change in your car yeah that's a fourstroke internal combustion engine okay we can't do this two two-stroke actually uses the gas and the vapor whatever to actually lubricate the lower end as well as do the combust I hate you oh we are learning things I also acquired a a lawn tracker from a buddy that the little lawn things like right do you need another project no but I've decided that it's that much of a piece of garbage that I'm going to lower it just R race up and down my street so apparently if you change the gears out you can hit like 30 40 miles an hour H is that but you got to lower it so you get the better center of gravity so you don't flip you know what I mean is that something you need uh yeah okay just checking imagine if I I need I need a nice Redneck Woman to that's what you need R myow put this on the list of things CG needs on my less than quarter acre property babe can I do a wheelie yes you can miss perfect yes you can I know your neighbor and now I'm just gonna have to ask her to continuously send me videos of all the shenanigans that you're gonna get up to with that stupid thing don't l a fire with that GRE the meatloaf John says that's how many it takes for him which John did he wake up you're John go back to bed go back to he's he's around go back to bed so spectacle of Tre is happening at the guy art Barn South Street in hyenas please go see the trees please donate there are lots of great nonprofits in there and you can win all of the prizes underneath there uh we've got to go we were late getting on my early getting on yeah i' I've got to go I'm um being added to the the board oh good you have so much spare time I was board shamed this week on another one of my boards it was like and just so you know everybody needs to Pony up and donate because because we need this X Y and Z done and I was like okay I think part of the problem is that right my check you have this abundance of energy and aura about you but then people don't realize that you have so much energy and you can use it but let's stretch Stephanie thin because we only know her for an hour from um sitting with that angry bald guy um but she must be able to do 700 things keep her children alive run a small business oh could you also run a bigger business that's s Nationwide yeah yeah yeah right need more coffee we definitely need more coffee however I just saw coffee We Trust I just saw that Taco Bell is now doing coffee is that necessary I mean Taco Bell and coffee no one no don't save all all the people with lack of movements let me tell you the show has already gone to pot we don't need anymore well Taco Bell is going to help put everything back in there too don't even need the button I'm here for it love that thing so stupid love that button no I'm gonna try and get another show in tomorrow depending on how I feel might truncated crash I might just show up in the background and Heckle hi it's me Greg again oh look there's a chair over there it looks comfortable it's me I I'm the problem it's me happy birthday Taylor Swift we'll see you at the Swizzle everybody have a great day take care of your happy holidays Merry Christmas H happy everybody Bye by H we'll talk to you later Greg oh yeah