Hank and Stephanie

foreign all right Hank let's do this okay hey good morning good morning good morning boys and girls now now before we start I have an update about our Stephanie she's doing better as you remember two weeks ago she was only allowed to write with crayons last week it was felt tip magic markers this week she's being allowed I'm doing it to write with a sharp pen courtesy of my recenter plus today real estate by the way thanks Mari um but I mean I'm gonna keep an eye on her I know you got to watch me okay and and I'm sure we'll get to it but I saw Stephanie and and the babe on Sunday and given all the crap that they went through I may be taking this away if we and keep an eye on me right back to the crayon before we're before we're done let's start back all over again good morning Mari good morning midday movie Madness over at wkkl hey and we have a studio on here we do well by classy cat we don't allow animals down here especially ones that are like deep into grooming Town yes deep into grooming Town seriously Jared oh my goodness okay there we go that's better so gross welcome to Tuesday the 13th oh it's gonna it's gonna be a morning it's gonna be a day scary scary okay right right so orcas and bears oh my where do we even start oh I don't know I didn't know that an orca was the um largest whatever in The Dolphin Family yeah they're they're actually nasty and it's kind of scary that we have them yeah but where there is food there are orcas and this is not the weather or I guess the the area for them but now that they're here it's going to be a problem getting rid of them right because they have found it yeah it's after it's off p-town somewhere yep snacking off something in Provincetown where all the food sources seem to be right now right yes and then we've got bears in Arlington right they canceled school or delayed school because there was a bear walking around it's in Lexington too I feel bad we're towards the end of the year this is not the time of year you want to be canceling school you want to get it over this you've got uh your mari's done tomorrow yes she's done tomorrow half a day tomorrow when sandwich and they're done Mass feed we go until Friday all the way to Friday although you know Mariana was saying you know there's not a lot of kids in school this week because nobody cares we quit last week right they had Field Day on on Friday I volunteered at field day and that was uh and that was a blast I mean but today I mean yesterday and today and it's like they're gonna yesterday they cleaned out their desks and watched a movie yeah exactly I mean they're done she came home with her with her grades you know the comparison thing from this is where you were in September this is where you are now happy to say she did Fabulous um but I mean it's over yeah yeah my kids have quit a long time ago I think I even posted can we just let them out of school at this point right the phone calls I was getting one shopping online I'm like are you even at school what are you doing at school then the Great Purge came and all the good stuff that's been at school all all year long came home so we got a lot of great artwork and some fun other stuff yeah you posted something we've already yeah we've already done all the awards ceremonies like there's nothing left just let them go we're holding them hostage because the time frame says we have to go for 180 days well there wasn't any snow days this year none so so that's why they're out Falmouth is keeping them until the following Tuesday ugh my girlfriend's like it's a half day on a Tuesday she's like I'm not I'm not dealing with that I mean isn't it did they I mean sandwich started before Labor Day yeah so that maybe that's why they're done Wednesday at half a day and not yeah and on Friday okay but um yeah but they're not doing anything no no they've been they've been quit for a while right right they had their standardized tests and all of that stuff and that pretty much yeah that's the end of the year so what's new with you I saw you got your Father's Day present early yes I did I looked like a magical Father's Day gift I'll tell you I gotta tell you you know ah my wife loves me so much so concerned about me now that I'm older she's been telling me for for a while now you're going to love your father's day gift you're just gonna love it I'm gonna love it thinking oh boy what is it a new golf club um you know and it came yesterday and she came out and said look here it is you're going to love it it was an electric broom because she's concerned now that I'm older about when I sweep up having to bend over you know that I might fall over so now I don't have to worry about it and you know the cool thing about it is it can be a Dust Buster too well then I mean who could ask for anything more you don't need anything else that's it no Mari that's wise because when we have stories this morning like Treat Williams who is 71 out there on his motorcycle and you know this man is out here with this golf club and his power mopper sweeper backup Dust Buster that's safer for him and I feel like that that was a service that you did right there yes no motorcycles for you no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no but actually never ridden a motorcycle seriously seriously well I've got lots of photos of me in the 70s with no helmet on no shoes on getting dangled around on my the back of my dad so we clearly gave no cares in the 70s about anything oh God seriously did you care that I lived like you just threw me back there all right I mean these are these are stories that those of us who are older like like you and me I mean but car seats come on now we didn't have those well there was that little rope there was that little basket thing that had legs on it that you put on the in the in the back seat and you threw the baby in it yeah right and and off you off you went and I will apparently turned out fine I feel like I told this story before but I remember distinctly my mother-in-law trying to take my daughter when uh and she's Portuguese very like four four words of English and she's trying to no I'll hold the baby no you're not gonna hold the baby Maria baby goes in the car seat Maria hold the baby you can't do that that's not how it works anymore the lady from the hospital is going to come down here and take the baby and make sure it's put in the car seat properly right that's one of the things that they do one of the requirements before leaving the hospital right just gotta get through that you're not gonna hold the baby good morning Seth an elastic Glam you can listen to the elastic Glam Cape cod's only Glam Rock Show here on lemonadio every Friday we love it we're excited for it you're doing some cool things with our overseas Glam Rock listeners and I love it we had some German tickets we've got some UK tickets we're planning for really a festival in uh Christmas time so we're doing a Glam Festival a glim rock festival really it's our well Slade is going to be playing in the UK around Christmas time so lemonade is working on a giveaway right now with our UK Partners to do some sort of like fun Christmas in in the UK sort of giveaway uh and then go see slate yeah not bad right nope wait we're working on it we're stepping up our game over here well then that explains why I've seen you described in a couple of places as internationally syndicated correct yeah we've got a partnership with the BBC so I'm working with them about some of their music so I'm really excited I'm on two stations in the UK and uh we have a good time that's cool do a little little uh UK music show I'm the token American and they always laugh because they're like you're just so animated and are all Americans like you no no no there's only one Stephanie no no and I always talk about on on my shows how people could be listening anywhere around the world exactly you know sorry for the Cape Cod weather update but hey if you're in Gnome Alaska we welcome you we welcome you I hung out with someone from gnome Alaska over the weekend you did I did she happened to be um the efficient of a wedding that I was DJing really yeah hot ticket very fun woman love to dance oh really yeah when when the work part of the wedding was over for her she was right up in that dance floor was she a Native Alaskan she is a Native Alaskan and into she went to college in Texas and that's where she met one of the brides and then she became Texas by by college because apparently I've never seen the Texan wedding before like I saw over the weekend and they had the flag they're dancing they're doing all kinds of Reba was a big to do up there oh really oh yeah it was a very southern wedding I loved it Native Alaskan I want to sing into it but that's not it into it yes there it is yeah there we go beautiful girl really yeah fabulous we had such a good time where was it so it was off Cape it was it Buzzards Bay oh okay and then a golf club over there and that went well we had a really good time as opposed to some of the other things that did not go so well you know what you just roll with the punches Hank it's towards the end of the year everybody's Punchy schedules are changing days are longer and there's more time for bad things to happen yes I just I just know that I that Mariana and I went to lady larusti for two and Mariana went in to hang out with Lady LaRue yeah and I was standing outside with Steph and the babe and I felt like I should have had a collar on to go like this because it was just like and then this happened and then this happened and then this happened and then this happened and I just felt like I should say thank you I need to be adopt in holy water like seriously Lots I'll take all your thoughts and prayers with everything that's going on in my life right now just think of me that's all just think of it it was crazy good morning Jackie good morning Ty oh the details about the car show on Sunday I'm not quite sure I know that uh the cars are sold out I'm doing the pre-father's Day car show thing that is happening five to seven on Friday we're gonna get a glimpse of some of the vehicles that are going to be there greater Hyannis chamber is putting on an entire weekend of activities that's really cool yeah oh it is such a just it's really really cool definitely worth going to check out Ty take the baby and go uh good morning Kristen good morning Jackie hey Dave hegner I miss your face one of these days we're gonna connect I got two pens in my hand now hanging up oh God here just one you're only allowed one I've got my old ladies today I'm very excited for them but then no Shipwrecked tonight we are taking a break until school is let out I think the 27th is our first Summer Games and we're gonna be taken to the courtyard on Sunday days Tuesdays and Thursdays it'll be three until five yes the hotel is all fixed up and ready to go and ready for guests and we're gonna have a good time we met the guy who ran the home who runs the hotel yeah when we were there with you a little bit ago now it's it's amazing what they're doing right there it's got great spot yeah yeah height speech it it definitely is it's got all of the things you've got the field across the street the beach across the street it's got all your amenities how expensive is the hotel not that bad really yeah you'd be surprised oh okay affordable I've got blackout dates to use for some of my trade though so I'll just I'll wait for winter time oh okay but that's cool though yes we're gonna have a good time there this summer and I'm I'm thrilled for it uh Hank it was great finally meeting you in person Jackie said she got to meet you on Sunday nice to meet you Jackie yep she's going Jackie you're going through it happy Father's Day to your to your dad I know you're yeah you got a lot going on yeah but he's doing okay it seems like at the moment anyway and you know you just have to just have to hope for this speaking of Dad's day I saw that Ryan Reynolds Aviation gin is offering vasectomy kits uh for Father's Day like do it yourself I I think it's just booze after you get a vasectomy I think that they're Milling them out to people I don't know who's quantifying the fact if you actually had one or not oh okay but I think it's funny coming from Rylan Reynolds who keeps pumping out kids yeah they also honor Nick Cannon in there a couple of times ago like hey maybe you should have one of these guys just throwing it out there yeah well Nick Cannon does need you know Steph he's trying to repopulate there I think I can't help that our our audience has fallen asleep on us if you folks could see this he's just sound asleep we're not very exciting I hope you guys are all awake the in studio audience yeah it's not he's not impressed today we're not doing much not impressed at all at all oh my goodness he's just happy he's allowed in the studio right now but he's almost busy and not chewing him out of here because we do have guests that have allergies oh okay good morning Charles thank you so much for joining us all right Lots going on in the celebrity realm of things we have talked about it touched a little bit about Treat Williams dead at 71 motorcycle accident your wife actually followed him on social yes I guess my results calling him on on social and she was telling me this morning before I left to come over here that he had posted earlier in the day that he had been mowing his lawn and he loved the smell of cut grass or something and then he got on his motorcycle to take a to take a ride his one final ride and he was hit um he was hit by a car um so that's kind of I liked him I mean he did all kinds of stuff I mean I'm not a Hallmark fan but um I like Hallmark but he was definitely one of those like background guys because she said uh I was like I don't know who he is and then he said but you do and then I logged in and I was like oh I do know that guy you're right yeah I mean just all kinds of things over the years he had he had been in so hair Everwood uh I wrote down something else that he happened to be in and now I forgot Deep Rising right yeah that's what he was in so good morning Cora thank you so much for joining us yeah and if you're not sure Google and immediately you'll you'll recognize him there's no way you wouldn't so Tuesday is the new Friday apparently Hank and I were looking and there was an article that was released saying that more couples are using date nights for Tuesday because they used to be quieter they did used to offer some discounts to get people in there on a quiet night right so that's where Tuesdays has become the banging night to go out and how do you get up on Wednesday Wednesdays are tough good morning Nicole Mitchell kind hearts for kids I mean we're crushing it I mean Friday backed up to Thursday yeah and and now it's backed up to Tuesday yeah what's the summer all bets are off anyway you can just well it's whatever that's true you're like what 13 days away from Florida yes 13. this is the um whatever Hank I'm 11 days away from Florida but who's counting yeah right yep Nicole credited uh spending a little time with me to be comfortable and on a microphone in front of a big group of people they had a fundraiser for kind hearts for kids over at bucatinos and I think it was like a meatball competition I thought I saw a picture of the meatball thing yeah yeah so she said she got up there and she actually got on the microphone and handled herself but also gave me credit for doing it I don't know why but if I was the one who willed you to feel comfortable in front of a microphone I'm really excited for you Nicole and I'm very excited for our kindness Festival that is happening once again and maybe yes you will do some announcing this year I'd love for you to talk to your people you're just so kind and wonderful and you do such an amazing job for all these children so we thank you for everything that you do good morning gnats um Nuggets won the their first ever NBA championship they did that was really cool good for you guys I it's not the Celtics no no but it's the first but it's a team it's a it's a it's a good team they've been they've been they've been good for years they have a um you know a fabulous uh you know number one number one player in in you know the Joker see that's what the Celtics lack they don't have that big stud guy yeah like like Denver does and and that seems to be what they what they need although the Celtics are bringing on some pretty impressive assistant coaches now we're just some younger Talent yeah no I don't know yeah well I don't I personally I thought we had the team that was going to beat everybody this year we were very very wrong everybody did I just I just personally think I don't think Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum can stay can stay together interesting one of them has got to go um and if you trade one you might be able to get the the big you know the money free up some cash it's a big stud guy good morning Doug good morning Mary oh you're awesome I'm happy to be an inspiration for you Sports wise we never even talked really about the golf stuff and you're an avid golfer what do you feel about this whole live business I don't understand it why because they were trying to say that the so if you do not know anything about what's going on in the world of golf the PGA was a little bit angry about the live situation because they don't have that kind of Saudi money no but then they tried to say well we're not involved because of all the way you treat humans and and this is a human rights situation so I said all right this is something I can get down with the game of golf is a gentleman's game it's a it's a it's a game where it's honor it's respect it's it's I feel like it's prestigious right and they tried to make it like they were taking the high road but really what it was was they were waiting for more money it's always about the money and and I from from what I've read people seem to be saying the people who know that eventually all the lawsuits back and forth the PGA probably would have lost and so they're saving face and taking the cash would have would have yeah would have you know say you know would have spent God knows how many millions of dollars I don't understand how it works I just feel bad for the players like like you know Rory McIlroy who really stepped up uh really was the voice of the PGA um you know in in terms of you know criticizing live and the Saudi money and uh the players who don't need that kind of you really enjoy that money no no no and and you know now they're going to come back and I was reading yesterday maybe um that the next stop for the Saudis in their money is international soccer oh that that's the next thing they want to take over all right then well my mother owns commercial we've got property in California that's right across from where the soccer stadium is that's going up in her area so really I told my mom hold on to it as long as we can yes yes and then and then contact the Saudis yeah exactly you want to buy this it's all yours because they've got money and it overlooks the stadium it's beautiful right on there and oh the Fire Mountain in California oh and mom's back in California now yeah yeah I haven't had a chance to decompress all of everything that's been going on lately with her but yes she's back in California good morning Colleen I miss your face I hope you're doing well Summer's almost here that will be a story for another day yeah right so lots of activities are happening this week I'm doing end of the year Carnival graduation type things I'm doing my last Yacht Club I've got my first Peter's Pond trivia I'll be over there so Sun Retreats oh really yep uh can we get in I don't know okay I think you got to know somebody all right but they're pretty loose about knowing somebody so okay well we know you so Lisa I can hook you up with somebody all right I mean that's just you know that's kind of close to where we live but not really anymore right well my friend Lisa you know her from the Children's Museum yes she lives right nearby but also has a place in Peter's Pond I said how do you vacation across the street right but that's where the water is that's where the amenities are that's where everybody wants to be it seems to be a common practice yes a lot of people who do that who will rent a week and they live around the corner in Sandwich I don't respond the entire seasonal Camp it's a frontier season right to be across the street like that's our summer home across the street yeah oh well good for healing everything oh oh big news what the pool is open at The Villages and Mariano and I went swimming um Sunday how was it it was warm it was it was great so we're we're swimming is back in we're very excited we can now go we cannot go swimming oh Kristen you are so welcome because the indoor listen to me complain a first world problem the indoor pool it's it's okay but but but a lot of people use the indoor pool for for exercise so there's a lot of people like walking back and forth and and up and down so it's hard to get in and and swim sometimes I know it's you know it's hard it's we got a pond tank that's what I got oh yeah I stop and and finish my my um egg and cheese wrap that I get from the Dunkin Donuts yeah I forgot um if I'm a little early here I'll go across over there and I'll sit and I'll look through the trees and I'll see the water and all of that isn't it nice and I'll finish Mike yeah I like it this time of year too it's nice and quiet early in the morning then the kids aren't out of school yet to you know fill it up with kids stuff but normally it's it's pretty quiet uh Beach and I really really enjoy yeah no it's it's it's um it's nice to heaven and after seeing lady LaRue's tea for two Mariana and I went down to um bacteria Town yeah yeah to that to that pond which isn't far from uh from knock about and of course she went in with his water there's Mariana and she said it wasn't temperature wise it wasn't bad yeah yeah our ponds warm up pretty good yeah but then I said to her just be careful because there's the creeping crawling crud apparently out in the middle of it something don't be swallowing any of that water Kristen um I was thanking me for my participation in the wings for Falmouth families contest over the weekend wings for wings so the kids it was a competitive eating competition this is the little kids the teen Edition and then the adults the adults I mean people came out of the Woodworks to the adult one and the King of Wings retained his his crown and who be the king of wings so his name is Tony he won the first year um that I worked with wings on this we rested it during the pandemic we haven't been able to get together so we got it back together and we just had a really good time we were at that Timber ax bar I threw access for the first time I mean it was fine but I just got worse over time it just and it wasn't because I was drinking it was just because I just got worse yeah I got tired and stopped doing the form that I was wrapped on there's an actual form and how to throw the ax so there was like a an assistant there I think he got it just because when you're you're throwing axes around you want a paramedic and somebody else that kind of knows what's going on over there to make sure that you're fine good morning Shannon good to see your face a paramedic boy that's reassuring it was reassuring I felt a little bit better knowing that somebody's there just in case something goes errant right as I threw one of them and it bounced off the wall and came coming back at me I'm like I'm I'm good I'm done yeah I'm good that was fun yeah check it out my list of things that I wanted to say that's on the bucket list throw axes that's it that's it uh I'd like to live a little bit longer gen Z is working to try and make us a little bit it's not it was not because I was drinking rtb not Capital no no not not our Stephanie no um gen Z isn't playing as far as they have just filed a lawsuit in Montana have you seen this lawsuit no they filed it for the entire 50 states Montana is like I guess the world's worst cold burning offender okay and this is a current lawsuit going on it's supposedly going to take about two weeks and they are basically saying you've ruined our health you've wrecked our health you've wrecked our environment you need to fix it somebody needs to focus more on it they're not messing around okay so they're trying to make sure that we live a little bit longer and stay around a little bit longer Yep they're not throwing axes they're throwing axes no no well that'll be that'll be interesting I just saw that JP Morgan also gave 290 million dollars to Epstein victims does anybody have any Investments with JP Morgan was curious if that what's the connection there because he had worked there and was allowed to he make inappropriate advances oh oh oh okay bad deals and something else so they they ended up paying out 290 million dollars because of his offenses yeah speaking about people killing themselves in in prison the Unabomber apparently committed suicide right 81 gets to go out in his own terms kind of BS right yeah and why wouldn't she be keeping an eye on that guy I mean he's been crazy for forever I mean honestly if you were the guy guarding an 81 year old man would you be like yeah I guess he wasn't feeling well and everything and maybe they yeah right maybe they just looked the other way yeah it's like okay we don't have to pay for you anymore do what you got to do right horrible person I think he tried to commit suicide earlier years and years ago using his underwear if I remember what I read at this conversation with Tori um on our podcast on Monday about the situation and she was she was offended that he he got to leave his way right right she felt like he should have rotted a little bit more somebody should have watched him right I don't know I don't know I know that the Golden Globes are going to be sticking around Hollywood Foreign Press is going away Dick Clark's Productions ended up picking up really the Golden Globes okay so so the Golden Globes are the Hollywood Foreign Press so how can there be Golden Globes without the Hollywood foreign press ask Dick Clark's production team Dick Clark's not even here and they're making it work no no well that's right I don't know that's Ryan Seacrest right right I think so Ryan Seacrest is our Dick Clark he's our new Dick Clark and I'll take him I love him to pieces right I don't know how he did what he did what do you mean I mean he did a show in New York with Kelly I mean I still want to know the real truth never mind how to do the show with Kelly yeah but just the back and forth you know between California and then not married he doesn't have any children he's he's got plenty of time in his hands and he's got people for everything right think about it if you didn't have to think about anything because you had all the money your disposable income right and he's had some relationships with some with some very attractive very desirable women and and they just can't to get to the point where they're like I'm not putting up with this Dick Clark is in a cryo freeze he's coming back right next to Ted Williams production company rolling please right right I'll be back right next to Ted Williams head in Arizona I think where do you think that what do you think that thing looks like like the sad vegetables that are in the back probably they're going well we did that one Ron we can't tell anybody about it though he's the first lots of celebrity news going on you had uh Pat Sajak's retiring yeah no one's surprised by this no after 41 Seasons right I mean it's not like his job was that difficult but you still have to show up every day and look like you wanted to be there look like you care right you know I think it's going to be interesting to see who they get to take his place because there's no obvious successor I stopped watching Jeopardy after Alex passed oh I like Jeopardy now with Ken Jennings I'm a huge fan of Kendra who by the way has a new book out what is his book called called oh wait a minute I can bring whoops is it a fun fact I gotta bring up my notes um well just to back to Pat Sajak for a minute I mean who would have thought that Drew Carey would have taken over the Price Is Right Trail and been huge success yeah that's fair and he's still doing his Las Vegas act and he's got to be laughing all the way to the bank yeah I mean the difference between how Duke Harry Drew Carey looks now and when we first met him yeah on The Drew Carey Show if you put the two side by side you wouldn't think they were the same guy now now it's definitely polished I've been loving that Hollywood money oh yeah with the head you know with the hair and the beard and all of that okay Ken Jennings new book is a hundred places to see after you die okay well it's kind of a take of I read an article in the New Yorker um interviewing Ken Jennings and it's kind of like Mitch ablom's um you know the eight People You Meet in Heaven or or whatever it is but what he did was he went back through all the religions and philosophies I mean this is a geeky Ken Jennings kind of thing yeah all the religions and philosophies and put together kind of like this travel log of according to all the religions and philosophies when you get on the other side what's going to happen yeah what's going to happen here's where you go here's what goes on and he put it and he put it all together in in one book he's got a lot of time on his hands yeah plus he's brilliant I mean that's my that's my next that's what you do got somebody to know all of the things right there's no other aspirations but to just make stuff up that's right nope that's my next book I have to finish I'm reading scumbag scumbag I think it is scumbag Massachusetts a confessional oh let me know how that goes do you do digital or do you have to hold the book because I have to hold the book I go back and forth okay I'm getting to the point where she had a book or I need a book to hold I'll be going on vacation so I'm going to get a get a book to hold right but this book is about this guy uh born in Massachusetts just kind of a a lost soul his mother um was working at the Cathedral of the Holy Cross in Boston back when all the sex abuse stuff was raging and just then he went out to California and became a raging alcoholic in a bartender when he did porn and and then he went a lot and then he went to Thailand for six months and helped smuggle supplies to refugees and Burma I mean the guys like just a train wreck yeah and and I'm kind of reading it and I'm thinking do I like this don't I should I is is this for is this for my demographic or not well hey hang out with me and I'm the biggest train wreck you know so I mean oh and then he mentions I should have remembered he mentioned some band that he loved their music and and I had no idea what the band was and usually I at least have a clue and I can't even think of the name and I was going to remember today to ask you don't you hate that I was gonna remember a lot of things to ask a lot of people but they go by the wayside I do have a little notepad beside my bed or I will grab my phone and put it in my notes but then future Stephanie looks at the notes that she's made for herself and has no idea what I've written down I've got nothing yeah I'll look at them and be like wow was I what was that even in reference to like sometimes it doesn't shock my brain at all anymore it's bad yeah oh yeah it's getting bad when when Mari has to wake up early I'm since I've become older I'm waking up way too early good morning Danielle but but she'll say to me oh since you're up early would you wake me up at like she was going to Boston yesterday would you make sure you get up at 6 30. so I write myself a note and she's like you can't remember to wake me up at 6 30. and I'm like nope Barry he is 70. it happens a lot thrown right out of that bus you and your broom yep me in my room I Love It cliff is doing a mozzarella making um Excursion on on Father's Day at talk about mozzarella makes yeah he's been honing his mozzarella sticks we've had so much cheese so much cheese he keeps making cheese cheese bags of cheese everywhere Lily's making her own tea the babes making his own shoes two of them love their crafts they're very much you've got the same you've got four Dunkin doctors here from from from Kazakhstan mm-hmm yeah I tell you you could you could you could set up a turnstile and sell tickets yeah to just have people come in and watch the and what and and you're down here I'll write my own book and you're down here doing radio let's come back Massachusetts it's going to be my chest time what the hell Cape Cod I'm thinking about this you could you could you could work out quite a quite a tour you've got four or five different four or five different totally different stations yeah exactly how many how many different the the dichotomy of lemonadeio right what's making things happening there is Lily making her own tea here I am playing radio that's it the art studio over there with my other daughter who is also an artist here's the cat a sleeping behaving yeah um my poor crusty dog and her new little crate the poor thing she's not doing well she's so old but she just won't go but I think she'll probably live to be 20 just because for those of us who get older we have a habit like that we won't go it's gonna live dog if you haven't seen the dog folks the dog is like this big the poor thing has got something she can't even see out of one eye anymore and about that thin all right now yeah yeah it's like scoliosis I mean she's just so old I'm trying to make the best life that I can for her but she's just oh she's healthy so I'm like you know what relatively and she's got all of her teeth I mean she's doing really well in that respect those of us who are old we like to have all our honestly that is like that's an old thing right like you've got all your teeth and they're looking good right now I mean that's at least on life that's a good sign so we're doing what we can to help her Thrive but honestly she's just disgusting because she smells bad you know when they just get to that point of life and you're like oh oh she's resembling someone Crazy Summer dog oh my gosh are you naming my book I'll send you the name of the authors I think actually I think you would enjoying messages I mean well I have too many projects right now I need a Ghostwriter somebody I could just be like here this is what's in my brain make it turn it into something hey if Prince Harry had that yeah do you know he didn't even write that book I didn't know that he didn't no he had a Ghostwriter write the book for him like basically had interviews with somebody else to write his own like here you go but it doesn't even say with so-and-so now I mean people people do people do that all the time and then they acknowledge you know with with so and so no there was somebody that that wrote was part of it because I think there's multiple writers of the book yeah that came out in the press and said something and then Harry was like oh yeah yeah he did help me it was just very nonchalant I was like wait a minute wait a minute you've got this groundbreaking Memoir that everybody's supposed to get excited about reading and we're gonna find all the dirty dirt on the the British government it's never gonna happen however you didn't even write it oh that's kind of sleek I know right I had I saw a very funny moment since we're in the celebrity realm of things Hoda you know hold on Today Show so she's got a six-year-old right now yeah she's a very late to life mom which whatever I'm happy for her I'm glad that she's happy but the six-year-old was trying to wear a crop top and her response to it was we're not doing that and I love it I've seen the memes contrary to popular belief most of us want a whole shirt just to throw it out there that is the style right now but I did absolutely laugh and she's like we're not doing that no that's not what Mariana doesn't crop tops know now she won't she won't go there I've never restricted any of their wardrobes Lily we we called her Lady Gaga when she was little she's an artist so it's always nothing matches everything looks crazy haphazard and wild yeah she's honed it yeah and uh she's really made that her niche of the way she is she's always well put together and looks cute but uh when she was when she was little wild it was it was a wild outfits but she works through it yeah but I let her do it yeah I mean nothing I guess crop tops definitely are sexualizing our youth just a little bit not six years old do you really need one no also you don't really have anything to worry about wearing your crop top for so that's true go right ahead wear that crop top I mean none I saw a Lana Del Rey quit social media she just said I can't do it anymore what is your social media status with Mariana gee you know we use it for work we use it for work she's on Instagram um but her mother's on Instagram the deal is she's on Instagram but her mother follows her I can't I can't follow her on Instagram she follows me um but there's 14 other new social medias that I have no idea how they communicate with each other and I and I think she's on Tick Tock but again um her mother is like right there following her on yeah Tick Tock and that's I think that's pretty my Facebook that was the deal with our our teens that are well tweens that are now teens my 14 year old Mom sorry tick tock oh I get dead sometimes from Ariana I had to unfollow you I said that was the deal you had to follow me so that I could see what was going on mama can't do it you're embarrassing you do old people stuff yeah yep okay Mariana will sometimes tell me that she sees the clips of us yeah or or some of the videos that I do for Mario Santa plus Papa you're on Tick Tock today real estate and she laughs and she thinks it's funny so talking about kids and what social things they're on here's a question that I saw on social media last week um from a mom trying to decide on your mom trying to decide at what age do you allow your child when he or she has a guest of the opposite sex will say that for the sake of the argument um up in their room at what point do you say you keep the door open and at what point do you decide man what the hell close the door I mean whatever this day and age Hank it's not even the opposite sex it's just all friends because I don't we don't know what's happening yeah um we've always kind of left the door open for that we've we have tons of kids we always have the Spy I send the big ones to go spy on the little ones yeah what are they doing watch them if it seems off if I feel the energy yeah you just know you know your kid you know the relationship if they seem sneaky something's going on just pay attention to the signs don't be oblivious but also it's great to have a little spy Network I got the big ones watching the little ones watching the other ones and I don't know about that friend keep an eye on that and the other ones are like okay yeah it's the mission I mean I I don't think that there's an age for it no and actually I kind of thought that that well we had a finished basement so that kind of took care of the open door closed door thing generally speaking Yeah but it just seemed to me we would usually say when they were younger keep that door open yeah except given the state of things you probably may be better served and better served this is the right word when they're younger okay you can close the you can close the door it's when they get older yeah that the door needs to be open because you don't know what they're going to do it or does it make any difference I know it really does I mean it doesn't if they're going to do the hokey pokey they're going to do the Hokey Pokey I'm turning myself around from this conversation nobody's Hokey Pokey in this house there's too many freaking people right that's my thing oh oh so no Hokey Pokey at all no there's none pay attention around here everyone's here no they're all watching you I'm sorry no Hokey Pokey let's go outside go to The Ponds it's no time there's no room there's too many people the end's full right right we're Pokey somewhere else right good morning Shelly I gotta get down to the new Quahog Republic that's at the Lee side I've been meaning to go there and then my days just get filled up but I really I would like to sit by the Water by the steamship and maybe pretend to go to the video and in my mind because I haven't been there I've had two scheduled trips that have been dashed one weather-wise and one because we just we're tired so I have not been to the vineyard and normally I would have already been there several times right such a nice little day trip especially from our area right oh yeah we can get to the Vineyard in no time 45 minutes and it's it's take the bike and go for riding around and and come home yeah ride the carousel have a cocktail have a cup of clam chowder and come home it's such a nice day trip I absolutely adore it's one of our favorites yeah it's on it's kind of on my my list for for this year because Mariana is in Camp and not in Camp yeah in Camp and it's well let us know because we'll coordinate because we like to go and take the bus to Jaws Bridge the kids jump off of it or not jump off of it oh cool okay we hang out at the beach for the day and then come back and you get mudslides at Nancy's you get a deal oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no dirty bananas mudslides no why no the dirty banana not good for you is there a story here I'm missing are we lactose intolerant what's happening no no no we're mudslide intolerant uh because back in the day see Mario used to be a bartender oh Mario's Mario's got the face like oh boy good morning Kathy at her dad's restaurant and she made really really good mudslides and then just one day my my whole body said no more mudslides no more the uh event that really kind of ended it all was we had friends over and I'm just as our you know our old house we had a pool in the backyard kids whatever coming and going and we're drinking mudslides and I don't know what time we started and all of a sudden one of us looked at our watch and went oh my God it's quarter past nine we haven't fed the kids and everything else but I got to the point with mudslides where it's like you just said mudslide yeah my stomach went Bari just made the face new mudslides oh I forgot that you worked on the steamship boat that's right well Jackie you no longer work there you're gonna have to go and take a little trip over there I love it all right can I do a shout out to my mother-in-law of course happy birthday well well yeah happy birthday but then here's this other thing about my mother-in-law weren't you supposed to hang out today yeah we were supposed to hang out today except except um my mother-in-law um was having heart palpitations yesterday so she decided to call 9-1-1 which was the right thing to do and she didn't tell anybody and the only way Mari knows that the ambulance was at the house was at mari's godmother and and Janet's best friend lives you know Janet lives like here and Brenda lives on you know further down on the street got people to watch her Brenda happened to be driving by and saw the ambulance at her best friend's house they've been Brenda and Janet have been friends since kindergarten okay so so she drives by her best friend's house who she's known since kindergarten and there's an ambulance there and she gets out and she's like ah hello hello oh I was having heart palpitations and I don't know whatever so she goes off in the ambulance and Brenda calls Marion says hey I think you might want to know so they were giving her an MRI or something last night and I don't know if Mary's heard oh my God Mari hurt or not get your mom some Life Alert that way at least you get the call crying out loud well Janice one of those people she doesn't want to bother anybody I know if it turns out to be nothing then then why should she have called everybody and gotten everybody all upset I know I I get it too plus plus the firefighters in Pawtucket are apparently really cute no one's refuting that but on you Janet good on you and that's why Maurice lamari finally talked to her she said ma of course you were having heart palpitations no like five firefighters you know at the house and they're all I love that they're all cute the EMT you know you know and uh I don't know check it again check it again so awkward awkward with hot doctors yes people that are doing rescue missions I had a hot gynecologist one time you know who you are awkward not the one who was on below deck no no that's different okay I love her she's very funny she actually watched that episode and was like I watch your show oh good so this was somebody else this was my ob-g-y-n okay different gynecologists everyone knows who Dr Angelo is you know who he is but he would sweat on the table because oh my goodness awkward it was so awkward and you're just like a lump and Pregnant you can't really move around all that much and there's just like this hot doctor and you're getting flashes about it I'm feeling really uncomfortable about this situation so if you wish you could be doing what the doctor nope that's why we went back to the girls it's fine too awkward get the other one the other one with the bow tie that one that one not the hot dog no it's awkward prerequisite you cannot be attractive and be a gynecologist and be a straight man his wife was also in the practice oh okay and was she attractive you know what do they talk about at dinner I always wanted to know that like you're sitting there a day of look it up right what did you see today seriously though yeah I know what are you talking it was I we I need how do you talk about work like you have to talk about patient specific you have to right did you see this one oh I saw this one I saw that maybe even leaving out names but really a husband and wife gynecological practice I can't think of anything more Awkward to go home and have a conversation about I think it could be right oh my God situation oh all right that's enough so that's enough children we need to shut this down we're gonna turn this car right around I mean it had enough today Hank oh what have you got going on anything you want to plug anything going on well of course we have Cape Cod down to get home in everywhere which is Mary's Food Group I took photos that I wanted to post on them because I had a week last week of everything was an egg roll oh really okay we'll post them so I opened up the egg roll packaging and I didn't want it to go to waste so I made everything was an egg roll everything I'm like bacon egg and cheese in an egg roll steak egg and cheese in an egg roll avocado is an integral all this and I put them in the air fryer yep so it feels yeah so I felt like I was like this is healthy a little less that's pretty and I made everything an egg roll last week all my leftovers threw it in there made a little thing out of it absolutely you need to post it I did so I was like so proud of myself and then I forgot that I got sidetracked I always have great intentions and never get down to the things that I want to yeah but when you open up the package of something you got to figure out alternative ways of using them right because otherwise it sits in the fridge tonight and then you throw it out yeah and you probably say to Cliff how come you haven't used why is this sitting in there yeah then it's that crusty thing that's in the back of your fridge that looks like Ted Williams head I know what is that I don't cook and I get and and I get blamed for what's in the back of the freezer that was in use um so we keep Clanton to get home and anywhere else yeah we've got uh uh Saturday and from noon to four I'm live from the uh lemonadia Warehouse excellent on Sunday morning it's 8 211 with Professor Hank and we're gonna start to start to work on doing a classic Jazz show probably when I come back from when I come back from Florida oh I love it definitely to do a little research on that yep Hank's new favorite thing though is this sandwich police blotter they've they've upped their game they've stepped it up Bourne has done it for a bit of time yep uh but now here we are with the sandwich police oh we'll talk JG will GJ will talk okay just just this one just popped up this was um uh last week from way back Wednesday December 19th 1960 police received a complaint someone hands someone's ham radio was interfering with my television and I can't watch Andy Griffith that can't even be real thank you oh sure it is all right let me let me let me find the one about the fight at the school play that one I'm like seriously there was a fight between parents at a sandwich School play at a Forestdale Elementary School do we know anybody on this Forestdale Elementary group that knows these women feel free to chime in I'm just curious okay loud music at the ridge Club club didn't have a permit for the loud music um you guys probably me what day was that you guys if you oh geez I didn't even think of that uh May 27th okay it wasn't me um really folks if you don't follow the sandwich Police Department page on Facebook you you you really should yeah it was amazing it was a Saturday it was a wedding and and you know it's it's interesting um just oh I'm trying to find it I'm sorry I can't find it no it was great it was literally a fight between two women at an elementary school play I don't know what it was obviously it's not the first time that they've had it it was a it was a continuous Contra tomp yeah that's what they said you didn't use big words big French words or or or they were called they were received a call from a woman who was hiding in her upstairs bedroom because Intruders had entered her home the police showed up it was her cleaning lady that's almost as good as the lady who called for the stolen cell phone with the phone was still in the car yes I mean oh I don't know if I can find that one these are they're really good definitely go and take a gander as to some of the stories that they're posting because I absolutely we love our crazy crime here on our show but this takes it up another level especially when it is right here in the town that is next door so yes and of course and of course someone Lynn says they ought to make a sitcom out of it I kind of I like it a caller for we'll we'll end with this one this this is a first world problem a caller from North Shore Boulevard reported a female party trespassing on his private beach an officer spoke to the woman she did not realize that the beach was private and quickly moved along to the public beach really and if she was in the water she has every right to be in the water because she can't own the ocean I can't stand to people well they think they do they think they do you doubt on the outside they think they do and then just just one one more I say but wait there's more more one Public Service Announcement though from the sandwich police if you by mistake call 9-1-1 you're not going to get into trouble they have to call you back to be sure and they're still coming out for you that everything is okay if you don't answer they're going to show up essentially is is what it is okay so I mean it was it was a very nice post that said you know you're not going to get into trouble we just have to be sure that it wasn't a situation where someone quickly called 9-1-1 and they're in trouble and they had to hang up the phone they just have to be sure so if you dial it by mistake it's okay just answer the phone when they call back that's it save them a ride because they're busy breaking up flights at school plays that's right they're very busy but it makes you appreciate the crap that they put up with seriously with that we're gonna go we're gonna thank our sponsors over at Rockland Trust make sure you pick up your lemonade stand kits they have them at every single Branch supporting Tommy's place this summer help the kids enjoy a summer vacation like everybody else is going to enjoy it that's what we're there for have a great day happy Tuesday is the new Friday it's the 13th though so watch out hey party on bye