Hank and Stephanie

foreign I was like oh wait a minute no why is it on Loop oh forget it but that was really cool never hear the end of it I like weights like I like that intro hello there boys and girls hi good morning happy Fourth of July we're we're patriotic red white blue look at us we didn't even call each other to make sure that we were we were going to do something we're usually complementary without even knowing him right I know usually looks fun and festive I've already pulled out about three outfits for my day today because you've got a it's hot it's swampy I'm already sweating and I haven't done anything yet tell everybody what you're doing today because you've got a crazy I do it's jam-packed so I was glad that you were like are we gonna go on today or not and I said absolutely let's do it just because I need to get my day in gear I am uh it's playing some music at the sandwich picnic which I've never done before that's cool so they've got the egg toss it's very old-timey I I love that yeah with a DJ I'm not gonna be cranking out records or anything hold on for my photograph no I'll be playing some great tunes and that was the only thing that is going to get my son up before noon really is the fact that well there's a competition I'll do it for him he's such a boy like what you can win something I'm doing it I'm doing it he's so competitive poor thing got stung by yellow jackets yesterday jackets yes plural got two or three stings oh and it was of course right when we were setting up at dinos and I'm checking stuff and all of a sudden we've got our phones attached to our devices and they're on do not disturb but somehow he can break through and then it's bling bling bling as we're like getting started I'm like oh please and then he's sending me all these um stings and I was like oh no sorry buddy yeah we have raw honey upstairs and I slapped it on Cliff this week because he got hit with a yellow jacket we have not gotten stung and I don't even know how long but for whatever reason I think we let the lawn go too long and they just kind of embedded themselves into the front yard there so yeah Cliff made him real Angry the other day oh and uh he got a sting ouch but the minute I put the raw honey on gone wow so let that be uh something if you encounter some nasty bites slap on some raw honey see if it works for you where did you get the raw honey from uh when I was at adequate Acres doing my live broadcast yep so our friends have their bees in Mashpee and I saw the raw honey and I know that there's all kinds of great uses for it plus it's supposed to be good for allergens right and I need to stock up on that because I was out cold yesterday I lost a whole day you're telling me I lost a whole day I slept all day I mean all day and that is so not me no no no no no not you at all not at all so I got up and I you know took my Advil went back to bed hey Amy happy fourth and then I was like that's not cutting it then I had a little bite to eat maybe thought caffeine and it wasn't until I had Sudafed and that's finally what helped my face just like not ache and pain I know I'm making it pain you right now you're welcome so you're back from vacation how was it vacation was fabulous Mariana had such a great time at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium yeah that aquarium looked fabulous oh it's a it's not an aquarium aquarium like you think about the Boston aquarium or or any place else it's kind of like a rescue Place yeah um so most of the uh mammals or animals or whatever you call them they're there because they've been they've been rescued and there's you know a reason why they can't be so it's kind of like the Woods Hole aquarium which are on a grander scale a much grander scale the cool thing was she went snorkeling twice and you saw three wild dolphins and vanity when she was snorkeling one of the times excuse me there were two dolphins who came so close that they had to stop snorkeling oh seriously and just stand there and like put their hands up so they have hand signals I was gonna say yeah so you know so that the Dolphins could um could come through but they had just a fabulous time and the other thing that's cool that she had a chance to do the Clearwater Marine Aquarium is where the Dolphins winter and home came from uh winter has passed away uh you know the movie Dolphin Channel blah blah blah yeah but winter had a prosthetic tail and Ariana got a chance to hold the Prosthetics very cool that winter had and that's one of the Myriad of pictures that we posted plus the best sunsets in the world it looked like uh you had a great Vantage Point good morning Julie good morning Lynn oh is that Julie from uh yeah Cardinale that's Julie from Florida hi Julie from Florida that's a friend Julie Hi how are you thank you for uh you have friends in Florida yeah we do we have friends everywhere I know friends of Mario they're not my friends they're mari's friends I get it I know in a similar situation in my household only it's just me hi Julie so yeah you're back um you had a little uh situation while you were in Florida Papa yeah oh God yeah I am this person so it related to me and it's not an aged thing it's like a forgetful thing thank you I leave my crap everywhere if it wasn't glued to me I'm waiting on the day when we can just ship phones into our hands right we keep saying that we've got to get a different phone case because I put this down and and I don't see it so I lost it once at the at the aquarium and didn't have it for 24 hours that wasn't the bad one fortunately they were honest people then we were getting ready to get on the plane and of course all the furniture in the in the in the airport is of course dark and I had it on my chair and we got called Group B whatever and I get up and off I go and I don't know something told me just check your pockets and I went oh my phone I'm sure your wife wanted to murder you right then and there oh she wants to get me committed when I do something and I'm looking around and I'm looking around fortunately Megan goes over to where I'm sitting and it and it absolutely Blends Blends right in with um with the color the carpet with the color of the chair and everything else so so we got it but phew yeah does anybody else like that I just I'm so forgetful my purse my keys my phone my glasses those are the frequent offenders it's pretty much an everyday all day where are they well the funny thing is Murray from Lady Gaga Mari is as forgetful as I am if not more oh okay she's always looking for stuff I feel like I would gain half a day back if I wasn't looking for the things that I misplaced somewhere because I was in a rush right good morning Ricky happy Fourth of July fireworks rule I don't know tell that to my dog oh I know I saw good so I tell it to our to the children of the kids the children the kids um we had a very noisy day at our at our place yesterday we had the vents cleaned for the first time that's great I need that time good morning Kelly in 20 years and that was noisy and then there were fireworks last night in sandwich and there were fireworks in oh I forget somewhere the night before you're a firework follower and we didn't we didn't go to that one but we went to a sandwich because we've always gone to Holly Ridge and um we came home and they were like just looking at us like wide-eyed yeah right like how what you left me my cat hates loud noises if I turn the TV up at a certain decibel that's how I know I can get rid of them two o'clock this morning he was doing the scratching post at the end of my bed which means he wants me to open up the door and then I'm like why did you get stuck in here right open up the door and he's gone you can also open my door himself he finds that like one little weakness and Pops open my door I don't know what it is but he's he's figured it out when he wants in he wants in right when he wants out you better wake up yeah because you don't want them you know now when we were away one of Mariana's cats peed on her bed at her at her mom naughty naughty yeah and didn't like Mariana being away that's it you're gonna pay for that one I paid for that one yeah yeah I also have one of those he's not very nice when it comes to stuff like that there are states that are doing drone laser light shows in lieu of fireworks we saw a drone laser lights did you how was it in Clearwater the aquarium did it was it was a fundraiser thing actually I have a picture here somewhere I can probably share with you um it was it was really cool yeah you know we so you'd see something and then it like all mixed itself up and then it becomes something else I'm down for a good drone laser light show it was cool and it wasn't noisy there's always going to be pyros out there that want to burn stuff and blow stuff up however in places where we are dealing with wildfires it's probably not the best idea California is going with drone laser light shows also Colorado there's a couple of other ones that are going along with that I hope they're doing it in Canada because my Lord yeah right that was my husband yesterday was blaming his uh issues on the Canadian smoke Wildfire yeah I think that's what it is I'm like is it though I don't think it is oh come on I gotta you know why is it why is it that when you go to your phone to look for a specific oh you're never finding it that you know you took you never find it in two days later they're like oh there it is you're looking for something else right here and there it is and I'm and I'm trying to find trying to find a picture of that drone laser thing so just just talk to someone Talk Amongst yourself for a couple minutes also aren't didn't you see that Meme you're not supposed to take photos no one is going to watch your firework for photos or videos I posted live last night so thank you very much I saw that Meme flying around it made me laugh just a little bit yeah I'll probably do it again tonight yeah right I'm gonna actually be on the beach I'm hanging out with Vanna pacella who is an amazing keyboardist who has popped on the scene this year as she has demanded to Gig out and boy does she gig out like pretty much every day her schedule can rival mine as far as busyness goes and she's 16 years old really she's 16. and she channels her inner Stevie Nicks like no one else oh Stevie Nicks it is incredible to see her play You Had Me At Stevie Nicks she's wonderful she's been um gigging with um um good good Paul good she's been out oh I've heard yeah good girl is their little group with Paul good yeah we were at um no tomatoes yep probably and I heard a girl sing her and then I looked over and it was Paul good yeah that's Vanna she was 16 16. it's just absolutely incredible her musicality at this age wow and uh she has opened up at places for Taylor Swift I mean she's she's pretty phenomenal that girl is uh definitely going places so I'm excited to hang out with her later on this evening for the Tea Room fireworks if you know you know hopefully we'll see you if you don't you don't then that's it I think it's just such Amateur hour right now there are a million and five people here it's obnoxious I've never seen so many people here and they're not in the usual places either the traffic is awful I feel like people came here to just drive around like let's go to the cape and just drive around where are we going we don't know just drive around I'm just gonna drive around I hear I hear Route 6A is pretty what the hell go home like what are you doing here we don't need you seriously we were leaving uh our Sunday gig and my husband's like oh yeah it's a turnover day everyone's going to the bridge I'm like no one's leaving no they're not leaving they're just here to clog it up when they were visiting the powwow or whatever they were doing you know what it is it's weird on a Tuesday having today Fourth of July right it's just kind of weird in terms of of is it a long it's an extended long weekend is it the first week of vacation um it's kind of plopped in the middle of two vacation weeks next year thank goodness is a leap year so we're not going to be stuck with so it's on a Thursday on a Thursday we're not going to be stuck with that that holiday on a Wednesday thing when you just absolutely don't know what to do right right 2024 it's Thursday 25 Friday Saturday we're good for the next foreseeable future okay that's good yeah that probably covers me yeah right it's weekend time after that we're good right okay so how long did it take you to get home from the airport Lynn wants to know it took us longer to drive from Logan Airport to the cape than it did for us to fly from Tampa to Logan Airport sorry just absurd just absurd and I'm glad I wasn't driving I'm glad we had a we had a car our friend Michael Anthony um did a fabulous job he drove us up and um one of his uh business partners drove us back awesome very patient guy I would have been off the road pulling my hair out for business yeah or at least pulling over because I'm old and and I needed I got things to do yeah things to do there you go I like that right things to do I got things to do I'll see in a few minutes right just just you know yeah that's awful did you didn't know that you were driving into like just horrendous Fourth of July business we couldn't do it but we kind of had a feeling we kind of knew it and as we got closer um you know Megan Mariana started looking at their phones and going oh we're in trouble we're in trouble this looks bad yep yeah yeah it was and I mean you're stiff from sitting in the airplane for three hours and then you sit in the car great car by the way and it's the worst to know your soul almost home but you're not but you're not yeah it's like you're coming because we we came down um um you know we took 4.95 and we keep going are we around the corner when we can see the bridge yet God we can't even see the bridge oh my God spiritual it's brutal I haven't been well no I'll take that back because last Saturday for whatever reason my husband was like let's go to the bridge and get lobsters and I was like what as we were approaching the bridge I'm like why we are psycho what are we doing I mean we ended up getting there and it was fine because you know Stephanie's a traffic demon um I'll figure our way through that's it get out of my way move move oh Mr Stephanie mobile that's it I'm full of lemons move it's lemonade if you will so yeah we're gonna be at the sandwich picnic today from noon until two and I'm looking forward to it I've not taken part in the sandwich festivities yep it's the oldest town around here right yep I remember when I was a selectman that was always a always a fun day with the with the with the parade and all that yeah they've jazzed it up a lot more from from back when yeah so pack your patients even my husband goes do you want to go grab a quick bite I was like there's no such thing no there's just Grill what I've made just that's what we've got right well the day before that he let an entire propane tank go we only use the little ones because we've got a campfire grill out back yep he was burning it burning it off first of the Season burning it off we sent an entire propane tank I was so mad a little one a little one yeah well that's that's still annoying because where am I going to go now I'm gonna pay ridiculous amounts of money by the way most purchased thing for Fourth of July cookouts hot dog buns hot dog buns why because the two companies won't get together and give the exact amount that you need so there's always more hot dogs so you have to buy a whole other pack of buns it's a racket you know you're right that's why we have most that's why we're buying mostly hot dog buns yep and then you throw them out or you make a peanut butter or jelly sandwich right because you don't know what else I hate that I'm like use the hot dog bun put something else in it I don't make a sandwich out of it do a grilled cheese and a hot dog bun yeah I like that ah I'm sorry I'm gonna go with them on that is there like it's ends yeah little peanut butter and jelly egg salad tuna salad um we're gonna send blame it on the Canadian smoke everyone that's my husband's been blaming everything on the Canadian smoke everything that's why I forgot the there's propane out there right damn Canadian smoke that's what had him again that's why the camera wouldn't Focus this morning right it's the Canadian smoke God Almighty yeah I feel like everything this time of year the dog days of summer yeah um I'm just I'm burnt out I'm tired and forgetful I'm out of my mind are you fixing your hair no no you're fabulous you look fabulous Hank so here we are Independence Day hanging out and uh what if what are your plans you're kid-free yeah yeah for the first time in a long time um uh Mariana isn't going to be with us Megan and and Logan have somehow managed to get time off today I don't know how either one of them did isn't that wild when you don't have and I'm not going to call her an obligation but it's an obligation yeah you don't have it now you're like what do I do now hey what do we do now no we're going to we're going to um uh we have a long-standing tradition of of having uh dinner at Sopranos by the sea oh yeah you've got a great night for you with uh people we sold a house to God years ago now that we've become um friendly with and the reservation is timed in such a way that we're drinking our coffee as the fireworks go off perfect yeah absolutely perfect there's something magical about the Heights beach and that little corner of Falmouth that I really love I've gotten some really cool pictures there yeah and and the neat thing about the fireworks there is if um the Canadian smoke isn't involved yeah watch out you can see the you can see the fireworks on Martha's Vineyard at the same time pretty neat in the distance yeah and that's that's really cool well uh at some point we'll have to watch Jaws it's usually our long standard tradition is to watch Jaws on the fourth of July usually it's late at night my husband's got this new blow up screen that he busts out that he loves oh glad you said blow up screen yes it's a blob screen in the art that's what that thing is yes I saw the picture of it it's a screen yeah this is what happens when I leave him alone for five seconds he starts buying dumb we don't need I thought that was for like your your video music Bingo or something no but we can also use it for that but it's for the backyard and it's for the backyard we did we did bust it out the other day at a ridge club and played music videos for Friday night Vibes really couldn't see him very well because it was still too late out but yeah we do have the screen for fun stuff like that that's cool I'm spent too Jackie toast Tides Motel awesome view yep yeah anywhere in the Falmouth Heights you're gonna get a great show and they and they shut off the the main road by the beach at some point yeah so you so you can't drive yep you can't drive down yeah my father-in-law lives on Mira Vista so that was our tradition for years and years when the kids were little park at Grandpa's house walked down to see the the bleep show and walk back and then we could sneak out the back way yep there's no more of that anymore it's just too freaking busy right there's too many people and everybody knows our secrets now yeah a couple a couple years in a row Ayla Brown was there yeah um doing a uh doing a concert before the yeah they got some good acts oh yeah I don't think she's she just had a baby so I'm not sure if she's coming no I don't even know if she's back on the radio yet uh I think yeah she is yeah okay she is I'm not a country guy so I don't know I mean I would like to like a lot more country than I do yeah I mean to I mean I I just I I just don't well you know you hear stuff and you go hey that's not bad who had everybody was at the Chase Rice concert on Friday at the melody tent literally everyone I was like what I don't know who he is but oh I've seen him I went with Eva last year and she spent ridiculous amounts of money and I said it's kind of a waste on me because I don't really like him is he good he's good I mean it's entertaining and fun the reason why he got famous because he was on The Bachelor though oh that's right and then all of a sudden everyone was like oh chase her ass and then he started showing up at various watering holes around Hyannis so he's formulated a bond we now have accepted him as ours oh and so now when he's around we're like oh Cape Cod famous is he is he twangy country no not really it's like that new pop country okay I mean he's he's good but I mean it really was wasted on me yeah I enjoyed the show I've not been to the melody tent out once sorry t I don't even have tickets to go this year nothing was grabbing me and someone was complaining about the fact that it cost a thousand dollars for some I forget what show maybe it was Nancy Wilson and they were like a thousand dollars to sweat it out underneath the tent at the melody ten I'm like you're not wrong was that a legit ticket yeah I think it was a secondary market for a thousand bucks no not happening get in the gold Circle member club or whatever it is and get your tickets early Nancy Wilson with the power of her voice just being a general vicinity that's smart yeah go tailgate over at the hotel you can hear her from pretty much anywhere they allow it even when you pull it into the hotel I did a wedding there last weekend of the weekend before that it was like Melody tent parking over there like they're not even fighting it anymore it's just like go over there oh yeah pointless right so yeah you could go do a good show go to the West End have a nice dinner and then tailgate the parking lot afterwards because sure that used to be hang out at Subway yep they don't care not the liquor store though no no you know what I missed over there is is uh Cape Cod Brewery right yeah Cape Cod beer Cape Cod beer that's where it used to be and that was a really cool spot because it was the Hyannis Port brewery if because if you go in after the show if you stayed there long enough it was not unusual for the bands to come in yep trickle over and hang out right I know we're big hoodie and the Blowfish fans and we would always go see go see them and I know we went over there after the show yeah and we left before they all came in yeah and just hung out with people and so Darius was just at Fenway someone was asking us um because they had tickets to Fenway and they got bumped because they bought them on the secondary Market but Darius Rucker was just there yeah Hootie And um he was doing my girlfriend was there and sent me a video uh thank you Nina for that video by the way I never even told you it was awesome dude and Valerie because she knows I love um Amy Winehouse so Darius Rucker busting out Valerie at Fenway I was like what a moment hold my hand hold your hand yeah what's the big hit and then in the middle of it they would they would stop and they would segue into something something different yeah sometimes it was a Led Zeppelin song one time it was Get Down On It Sweet and then they'd go back to I only want to be with you I love that it was really cool we like mashups I'm a big fan yep I'm gonna throw cool in the gang in there I'm in by the way by the way you can hear Kool & the Gang on lemonade absolutely we are flipping some of our music actually we're adding um I'm I'm adding about 500 songs this week just some fun summer fluffy so take us to the beach with you and and relax you mean yeah Rock no we got plenty of Yacht Rock already that's already in there we play Yacht Rock already this is done like some fun eclectic some more foreign foreign picks from my daughter oh no some Spanish stuff you can't pronounce just be like all right and thank you Lily and and it's always the last song before the break uh-huh so you can't avoid it correct you have to say something or do something uh-huh and and you you're welcome and I always say thanks so much the only one I didn't know was that was a song by shock prowl yeah and I only know that because back when I was in college one of the one of the big shows um that we would always go to that was that would play around on the little theaters in Boston was Jacques was alive or well and living in Paris oh arth awesome yeah it's good yep yeah so I so I knew that one but other than that it's like I can't I barely get out of high school French I never took Spanish your Communications Professor I have such confidence in the fact that you can orate something substantial after something like that and sometimes someone with songs in the titles I'm looking at them and I'm thinking to myself you know what I don't even think I should say this out loud because somebody's going to object somebody's going to be offended I'm waiting on it uh good morning Karen she loves seeing Hootie and the Blowfish at the tent uh he hates Hootie now so says Robert yes Jackie it was The Paddock So yeah thank you very much some some fluffy stuff some Reggae stuff beloved that's coming up this weekend so I've got a bunch of friends that are going we gave away tickets here at lemonadio for levitate we do every single year and it's such a good good show it's a great weekend uh it's just two people e for me yeah that you know that happens when you get older I trust me I feel like I feel it's post pandemic though it just became like unless I'm backstage hanging out with them I don't want it so well excuse me oh my God I have a brat unless you're backstage that's it oh no thank you go hang out with them I don't want to eat this is what I do for a living I listen to your music I can listen to it all day long post it in a parking lot you can't be with the little people it's not that I don't wanna I just don't like being crammed and sweaty and and not finding a bathroom that's an actual flush bathroom I just I'm good okay I'm fine even camping I can go in the woods I just don't like porta potties they gross me out well I understand that yeah and then with that amount of people it's just bound to be gross jerks it always happens well just like the bathroom on an airplane there's you're always going to find the jerk that just can't follow directions or clean up after themselves right and quite frankly I'm just over it right you've had children you've cleaned up after that I am done I still clean up after them I'm done I'm done yeah we have a light household right now Lily went off with her friends it's weird that it's taken her so long to be 17 but also she's going with another one of her friends and they're both you know the sober kids so they're just like hanging out and being entertainment and I I love that that's great and she's gone so it's kind of the needy one it's it's I I don't know what to do with myself yeah my husband's like are we taking kids with us today and I'm like you mean kid one one it's weird for us to only travel with one it's very light well well he's going to the sandwich picnic because he wants to yeah he's got he's got a competition that he needs to hang out with so he's ready to go yeah right same here contact high Fest I'm fine with that I don't have any problem getting a contact high no no no no no or a regular one right it's fine yeah after all you you've like taste tested oh that was last summer I don't know if I could do that in the summer I don't I'm not as cool as they thought I was I don't know if you were there for last summer where I was a judge for a cannabis competition yeah and they basically gave me a tote bag full of just everything everything yeah yeah and then there was like a whole edible section and then there were just vials they were just nugs for days like even if I smoked every day all day I would not have been able to consume all of this stuff so my friends loved it I was like hey you're gonna be good at this this summer you're gonna judge all of these like it definitely sectioned out so Stephanie took the Edibles right it was a long summer summer do you remember yourself I do I remember every ounce of it because some of it just made me a little they don't tell you if it's a sativa or an indica or what it's gonna do to you you just have it yeah yeah and I didn't know what kind of day I was gonna have I had a full summer of what what could happen now somebody pick up my kids Nancy Reagan drug commercial last summer I survived what happened to Mom I don't know she said she's doing something I remember coming down here when you got the stuff and it's like this whole box right here and I'm like the hell is she doing so much so much oh I'm just not that cool Hank yeah I tried though I gave it the good the good try so no I will not be jammed into crowds like that no I will not be hot and sweaty and uncomfortable underneath the tent no those those are things I'm not doing I will absolutely Champion you send me the photos send me the videos right but I'm not going to be there enjoy all right moonlighters on the beach in in Centerville I'll go for that that's great oh that's cool that's coming up what is that the second Saturday in August I think that's the best that's the stuff I like open area right I can hang in my own space right looks like a lot of fun in this bonfire if I want to be a part of people I can come into the people right or I don't have to yeah but Moonlight is by the way are playing all kinds of different places where they've never played before right it's kind of cool yeah well I mean I think that they were honoring Mike yeah and they did a tribute I know Dino had a big screen out there yesterday we had a banging night of trivia last night all new teams really really fun environment we had two new music video bingos that we um aired out we're always trying new stuff um so he had brought out a screen because they did a tribute for Mike Freeman who has recently passed and I think that they were you know honoring him and accepting him whenever he could play yeah but now that there are more venues and it's back to life the world is right and uh they're playing they're jamming out it's really excited to see them play more venues oh yeah they played The Villages every now and then uh villages the pool's good pool's good yeah I heard there was a time situation with the pool well they've they've they've straightened that out now at the at the villages no guests between nine and noon essentially and then noon after it's it's you know open for guests and on the weekends it's open for guests yeah they were closing it down for guests like at two o'clock on Sunday which was like kind of okay whatever but um who cares about nine to noon I mean if you want your private time at nine to noon that's fine go for it I mean I don't show up at the pool unless of course I'm in Florida and it's you know 90 one day the temperature was was 89 feels like 100 now feels like 101. now I loved it loved it I'll be in the hotel room with the AC blasting enjoy that's all for you I I love that we went in the ocean we went in the ocean once and Not only was it like bath water it was so incredibly salty I I freak out about that because that's like shark attack Capital isn't it like New Smyrna and on that whole area or are you on the other side I'm on the other side okay I'm on the other side um but so I mean salty the first time you went in you opened up your eyes you were like really cool waves waves let waves like um we used to go up to um um in Maine a lot my brother had a place up yeah and the big waves like good surf waves the good surf waves and these were the day we went down to the beach the waves were incredible I love surfing culture just not gonna get me on a board yeah I break things too easily I'm a mess you need to dive into the waves as they're coming in I mean that's the kind of waves where they keep coming and you can't stand up yeah and they're pushing you all the way back to the show get back and you're still trying to stand up oh I love it you know and it's and it's like Mariana's saying Papa do I have to help you up he's like no no no honey it's the wave it's nothing I'm older it's just you know the waves are like driving me back and eventually I get to the you know okay now I can stand up oh Robert bring back the segment what could happen now that was also a good one also will Stephanie eat it was uh that was another fan favorite of the horrible segments of my show what could happen now could be fun could be fun depends on what it is is to be careful you know Stephanie's older not getting any younger friends I have to persevere I gotta I'm a business owner now I got people Hank that's right you've got a car with your logo oh my God that's it we're moving and shaking everybody yep you'll call it tax write-offs because I'm losing children left and right and you need tax write-offs well a business is a good way to get a tax write-off let me tell you oh God it's a nightmare because a business like yours is a business like ours yeah you can pretty much write off everything but I mean everything is always work I feel like I'm always working it's not a bad thing but it is everything what does that mean everything is content everything is work that's all I do but networking is a big big deal right in our businesses so yeah you have to do it I mean we go out and if we strike up a conversation with somebody um and we give away a business card or two okay this feels deductible yeah you know it is all you gas is deductible yeah because it's all it's all business driving somehow true and I hope the IRS isn't listening uh yeah they are they are they're always listening that's what I tell my children pretend like you're always being watched and always being listened to no it's not paranoia it's what the world is right now you know what I found out I don't know if you knew this or you told me this someone told me this you know how it seems like um your phone is listening to you it is because you got to shut the microphone off yeah and you shut the microphone off and and allegedly I just recently did it all those things that you go you know what we were just talking about Dad how did how did that end up on Facebook or or Twitter or or Instagram or whatever set your microphone off that's watching you it's listening to you I have Alexis in every room I don't care and if well you know something ever bad happens to me listen to the Alexa you'll know what happened it's fine oh Julie said it's 80 right now it feels like 86. oh eight in the morning oh no it feels like that outside it's like a swamp thank you thanks Julie I'll be right back oh really you like that huh I love that heat I love that now yep I had a finally I had a full day off over the weekend which never happens well there must have been what Saturday it was Saturday and I spent the entire day cleaning rest for the work no absolutely not and then I'm wondering what the hell they do all day what did they do kid was running around at four o'clock in the morning I heard feet I was like what are you doing well I can't sleep like maybe if you lay off the video games and sleep regular oh that doesn't work right I'm like okay well I'm still getting you up at 10 A.M right you're an animal they like oh yeah he looks exhausted he looks like he hasn't slept in weeks because that's all he's been doing since school ended and he's not actively engaged in the sport right now right it's been playing video games like I wanted to give him a little bit of down time but now it's been two full weeks right well Mario's like trying to come back to reality Mariana starts Camp Linden I think July 24th yeah so we were all talking yesterday about okay we've got yesterday was it was 21 days we've got three weeks we've got to come up with stuff otherwise she's just gonna be bored bored yeah on the iPad playing a game yeah watching a movie playing a game yeah watching a movie get him outside yeah it's Gotta Be he went to the pond yesterday for about 10 minutes 10. maybe I couldn't I couldn't see the pawn this morning oh why smoke the Canadian smoke Canadian smoke no we thought it was it probably is it was all fogged in yeah um it is so swampy out there right now it really is if you've not set foot outside good luck oh wow because I because I did not stop at the um Dunkin Donuts at times for God I went down to another one and I got my sandwich and my and my car and if I'm a little early I swing into the see Stephanie lives literally right across the street from a pond I do the the the palatial the palatial and Whedon Stephanie Viva whoever home and um this is parking lot right across the street and and it's right on the pond and you know the flag is there and everything and I thought I don't know if you can see this um we got the boat ramp too so there's two little spots really cool picture and you just can't see can you go in your pond or has it been closed because mine's good because it's got the creep and crawling not the cyano bacteria that's in Peter's pond in wakeby right now yep ours is clear right now yeah so they I can't tell you the last time they shut down our pond yeah that's bad for business right and all the airbnbs well the the house where poor little our body there burned to a crisp uh has now become like a frat party I don't know whether it's his kids I don't know whether they're renting it I don't know if somebody bought it I don't know the status of the home all I know is that it's like teenagers all hours of the night all day all night party pants even my 23 year olds who has become a curmudgeon gets home from work and she's like I don't know what those kids are doing over there but I don't like it oh I have to make a phone call I absolutely loved it I was like Oh no you're getting old 23. well make a call maybe it'll make the Mashpee police log although they got a long way to go to catch up the sandwich well the sandwich blog right now because I I definitely had some fun laughing at them today oh yeah uh where do we even begin on any of these I don't know there's some really good ones too I did enjoy might we suggest Fiddler on the Roof for the next night's theater production for the second time in many weeks officers were dispatched to the Henry T Wing school for juveniles climbing on the roof the parents were remorseful and the kids were all called down to the ground and they enjoyed their day carrying on ground level Pilot House a woman was too wasted uh got taken in released to her son how embarrassing is that another one where a man overdosed on a free sample of drugs that's one I've never heard of I love that a freak that he got the day before the free sample a free sample some of these ones here are just crazy between a motorist calling to report a lobster pod on Route Six or people there's one there that someone reports a noisy party yeah and the police show up and there's no noise anywhere there's not nothing there's nothing happening there and then you know your usual fireworks someone walking down the street and they're just like walking home or they're oh well that's off Sandy neck someone looks despondent as they were walking off Sandy neck you don't say please but I definitely do enjoy the uh the blotter if you will from the sandwich police yeah thank you very much for the entertainment follow the sandwich police and the born police yeah the first to do it and and the Bourne police are great yeah because they put in little things about um the tunnel the Cape Cod tunnel yeah or the or the Catapult or the people enjoying their stay yes yes they enjoy their overnight stay in our wonderful accommodations whatever it makes me laugh so I appreciate the idiocy that I get to read and it's like a real life crazy crime right here in our backyard Good Times who could ask for anything more what's on the menu today for everybody's Fourth of July parties what are we doing it's just regular hamburgers hot dogs what are we having I made pasta salad I've been eating pasta salad all week one of bar J ones was like corn is this is this a holiday thing I said no it's a summer thing yeah she's one of us as my is working over at um stop and shop and she said all the Americans are having corn yeah everyone wants the corn yeah oh so so she had to still it to Dunkin Donuts That Time Forgot or had she gone they're all still at the Dunkin Donuts That Time Forgot and and she said stop and shop as well she's at Stop and Shop as well my two are working at Garrett's also okay okay and they're finding that to be a little bit easier than yeah angry coffee goers right well you know I mean when you tell somebody you're gonna toast their donut and they might get a little upset you know I personally didn't you know what I'm going to come in and pick up my order okay I'll be right there don't tell us my Donuts I mean really God bless them they're in a different country and and they're working in a place that's pretty crazy well then you're having crabs yum yum I haven't had crabs in a while that sounds gross sorry oh my goodness much to the happiness of my husband I can't I'm sorry it's too early for this lobsters baby Ellen no I can't thanks a lot Lynn you set me up Marilyn Blues she said do you love me some good crab cakes though and we're pivoting yes we're pivoting yes um so I've got Cowboy Caviar I'm going to stop over Eva's today for a little swim at some point oh boy can you yeah it's black beans it's corn it's salsa a little bit of avocado and it's kind of like just a dip oh okay so you cut it all up finely and you throw it in there it's delicious okay yeah right I guess black beans so oh okay so so you can well it's delicious and I like that I don't like regular smooshed up beans so black beans are probably the only kind of bean that I will ingest yep I like it yeah so that's what I've got on Cameron oh hi Cam where is he I don't know oh yeah check it in you know he posted a picture that of him you know by the pool at some hotels oh San Diego and I said to him what hotel are you staying at and he said we're not allowed to say yeah I'm thinking you can't say I'm staying at the freaking Holiday Inn uh that definitely did not look like a holiday no no no no no the Holiday Inn no unless it was one of those illegal Crash Pad kind of things oh maybe and and that's why he couldn't say or maybe they just I don't think that they're allowed to divulge their whereabouts I think for safety reasons oh okay um just because uh whatever the FAA one of that pilot that just got busted for being wasted on his flight back from freaking Scotland oh I know I was like seriously who didn't watch that movie with Denzel Washington you're not alone not allowed to imbibe buddy no but when I was traveling I was doing one of my women travel better trips and we were doing the whole West Coast and we were at the Burbank I forget which Holiday Inn or hotel that we had stayed at but that's where all the um Pilots were staying and since I was West Coast time I had to get up at like two three o'clock in the morning were you single at the time no this was like two years ago oh okay um so well I was watching all the single ladies ladies of the night leaving the hotel because I'm up at two o'clock in the morning their time doing my show for the west coast and all the pilots are getting ready to fly out saying goodbye to their purchased dates for the evening I was like this is something else so it was just like full on out there for everybody to see it was like all right then all right see you next time every storm absolutely it's just like wow well I mean what else are they gonna do I don't know I guess you got to make dates like that wherever it gonna be I'm a traveling man that's it and every port I own the heart of at least one lovely girl that's it I love it do you have any uh shows coming up this summer no I have none it's so bizarre to me none we're not doing again the tent there's nothing it's either a comedian or I don't know or a country in western band act or a country act it's just country now no Western oh I'm sorry country um who who we don't know either yeah you know but not even Boston stuff like we didn't get tickets to anywhere there's a moratorium on spending around here so oh I'm not getting vacations I'm not I'm not getting treated the way I need to be treated hey you're not getting a vacation I thought I was going to be here all by myself I know right well August might happen but it might just be upstairs I thought it was going to be Hank without Stephanie I might have a vacation from going downstairs that's gonna happen staycations don't work out yep see Eva said she loved Chase Rice okay we talked about you you missed it Eva yeah yeah I mean that's fine I'm just not I'm just not a country guy yeah and no there's just it's just nobody there's no one I needed to see I did see the show where pink got ashes thrown at her did you see that yes I did who the hell is carrying a bag of their mother's ashes and why are you throwing them at pink yeah it's got to be the most bizarre situation that I've ever seen there's been a couple of leaves in a row now somebody get hit with a phone there's been a lot of tossing this summer and I don't understand why people are throwing projectiles at people I know I don't get that yeah that one I mean I think she just wanted her mom to be a part of the concert which I it's just really a weird request my mother always wanted to go see pink yeah right you got there Mom it is bizarre yeah yeah but do um somebody got hit in the eyeball that there was another flying projectile it was another country actor country singer yeah stop throwing things what is wrong with you people well as as we know from um from from Country Fest up into up at the stadium yeah you know the police will always say the crowd of the Country Fest is worse than at a football game or at a Jimmy Buffett concert yeah they arrest more people yeah throw booze on it for drunkenness yeah and then they and then they somehow and they somehow get in get inside you know what I think is interesting Ed Sheeran everybody was at Ed Sheeran but you know what though it's just him yeah I mean he's got this state 50 60 000 people and he walks out with his guitar and there's no backup band there's nothing yeah I love that it stopped by the um one of the kids yeah music programs in Boston or something very cool yeah and they were playing an Ed Sheeran song he's like oh you don't mind if I sing along with this like could you imagine those kids like didn't even care they probably didn't even know who he was no they kept playing they're like one of the little kids in the back was like seemed annoyed right who is this redhead Guy this is so annoying we've been practicing this forever and now all of a sudden this idiot gets up here with us like these kids had no idea what was happening for them the parents were like is this real life but the kids didn't know but imagine but imagine so cool though but imagine without a band yeah the type of presence he must have all by himself yeah to just well it's got his Loop and petals he's you know made up his own little bands with his feet so yeah modern technology has made him a one-man band right but I can't imagine somebody being able to command a stadium that size without something else going on yeah well there was other stuff going on but I mean there are a few tunes that he did just solo just him and absolutely he's just an incredible musician yeah you know who else was like that all the songs kind of sound the same though oh yeah I know I saw I saw Stevie Wonder I've seen seen Stevie Wonder a couple of times and he was the same way yeah when the band left or didn't didn't make any difference whether the band was there or the band wasn't there yeah didn't make any difference and I sat in various places um stage presence in stadiums and it was Steve there was something that ooze isn't the right word that there's something there's something that um um at least you don't have crabs so emanated that there you go much better Lynn started it oh Lynn my goodness it's a holiday it's the fourth of July what are we doing I love it well whatever it is and whatever it is that you're doing out there whether you're going to shows you've got big summer plans or you're just gonna enjoy the Lazy Days of Summer and read your books I hope you have a fun time doing it you and I will be back next week yes we will I'll be on I'll be on Saturday from noon to four oh tell them about the drinks is having a summertime uh drink contest sponsored by um Holly Ridge um Golf Club um Kitty who's the lead bartender she's amazing is is going to be judging um the contest with Mari I love it I that's a tough one somebody's got to judge it though well you know we did it last year and and the two of them sat there and I just was kind of looking at well let's try this one oh that's okay well let's try this one and they're like oh boy who am I you know um I I forget who won last year but if you don't belong to Cape Cod dining at home and everywhere else on Facebook please join and if you have a really cool summer drink um it is a it is a great contest and we have had some already really cool summer drinks posted yeah they look gorgeous and slap a frozen drink in my hand at some point today that's all I want yeah it's I don't even care just one just one good one and I'll be happy yeah oh yeah good there's nothing like a good pina colada yeah seriously it's gonna be the right ratio and it's gonna have Coco Lopez so don't even come and talk to me I don't want your mixes I don't care how good it is yeah I don't want it I don't I don't I don't like margaritas so frozen margaritas and all of that don't do anything for me um a good a good pina colada it goes down nice and slow yep I love it and then you have another one that's the ton then you have another one and then you stand up and you go I think that's what I've designated as the tud the totally unnecessary drink and I do it all the time and I'm like totally unnecessary drink didn't eat it why did I have it lay off the tuds and have a happy Fourth of July for Hank and I bye guys see you soon we wish you well we'll talk to you on lemonadio.com I'm gonna go do radio I keep forgetting that oh boy the worst foreign laughs