Hank and Stephanie

foreign to make sure I hit it off Loop otherwise we're going to have a whole another 30 seconds but the music is really cool right we're getting there it sounds impressive well it's it's definitely just Hank and I so for you hi happy Tuesday now Steph I have I have a present for you okay um last week I I apparently at various times during our program um kind of sort of was heading off the edge cranky hanky we nickname so so this is more symbolic than anything but when I start to go off the edge today if I do one I suspect I might here's his neck can reel you in that you can really use if you can catch me okay if I start to go you know a little over too far just pull out the net and no one's ever giving me weapons on a Morning Show before this is this is a first I thought there was a little more Humane in the bug zapper that was suggested I like that then it's also better than a hook you have nice hair we don't want to ruin that hahaha perfect I love it happy Tuesday everybody hey everybody we all survived the weekend poor Amy yesterday I had uh Amy Levitt on with us uh we're ditching our bras once again and uh she had just had a conference and we broke the internet in the house yesterday we broke the internet so today we're gonna try and behave ourselves right I've got my Nat I can Grill them in when I need to right we've got this so how was your weekend it was good we went to the market on Sunday at knock about that was awesome did you know because we were there it was really cool it was a good one and folks if you in the area or even if you're not in the area and you haven't gone you've got to come down to the local merchants and Artisans uh it's really great stuff and the various kinds of Seltzer and and beer that they haven't knocked about it's always something new huh is right is outstanding and we bought some scallops that Murray cooked up last night probably one of the best seared scallops plates that I've ever had we are very blessed with the seafood that we have here and uh Midnight Hour is the one that comes to our Marketplace and they're just really incredible this time they had mussels they had some oysters and they had some striped sea bass which is in season right now so that all went there was none left by the end of it I think that they had a few pounds of scallops left right and that was the huge draw on Sunday which was wonderful but also we've got couple Farms there and each one of everybody did really well our friends did their pickling at the drunken bee farmer and they sold out of their pickled beets right because they're gonna they gave Mario a card and they're gonna let Mari know when they have more isn't it the worst when you sample something and they're like that is so good I need to have them well we're sold out sorry damn it foreign so I'm looking forward to it I'm actually DJing their wedding in September you are and it's going to be in their Garden I know I'm very excited because they have a huge a massive Garden we've got really nice people too and I'm excited for that so I mean it does a really good job at the drunken bee farmer and I love working with uh baby businesses right and people that are just kind of figuring it out which is exciting and you're really pretty much filled up the whole area with Merchants yeah yeah it was pretty fun it's really growing and growing and growing yeah I loved it we had uh somebody from Cape Cod polished doing mayonnaise and pennies on the fly right she had like the best stage she was bragging about it on social I laughed she was just like this is the best pop-up I've ever done I didn't have to put up a tent I'm not in the hot area and I told I told Mariana I thought you're going to have somebody doing Hannah's and I know and no you didn't Rachel just couldn't make it oh okay so I didn't screw up you did not oh good no so Rachel we're going to have her at another space do the henna tattoo so don't worry we'll get it done for her because the head of tattoos that we got when we were in Florida it was supposed to last like a month less than about I don't know eight days or something also there's something to be said for the heat and humidity it's something with your skin that could be um that Rachel said that she had a hard time with because she did them for the Fourth of July fireworks in Mashpee and she said it just wasn't setting the way it was supposed to because of the humidity okay when we were in Florida it was pretty hot so maybe that's part of it I don't know about the humid yeah but it's not a human no it's hot it's hot it's hot in Arizona you know you've got Arizona and people say oh it's hot but there's but there's no humidity so that's okay it's too damn hot now in Arizona I think the skin peels off right there you can't be outside right I saw a lady breaking baking loaves of bread in her brick uh mailbox really it's been like over 100 degrees for uh three weeks now yeah it's obnoxious it's crazy good morning Penny and good morning Kristen and it's coming this way later on this week it's going to be hot here you go Walter I'll even spin the disco ball for you a little bit he's like work that disco ball I'm like all right I will I need to get a little switch for it get some lights up in here and have a good time with that it's just so Cliffs you'll get it on Amazon yeah right please don't please don't encourage that purchasing habit of his seriously I was telling Hank on the air and we're by the way still live on lemonadio.com and you can always listen I'm working on getting this part of our show on to that part of our show so that we don't have to do double duty sometimes so uh he's so funny he loves buying little Trinkets and gadgets and when they come out they seem cool and I was complaining that I needed a little speaker for something that I was doing outside and so I got hey staff and I'm sitting on the bed reading my book my Macabre trophies my Ted Murphy book and I look over and he just smiles and hurls this little hockey puck thing at me that has the sound of an entire DJ room and of course it's like Marvin Gaye Let's Get It On and I'm like so awkward I just put my book in front of my face oh but he's trying yeah listen he's got a month to get it done before our anniversary he's got how much time left he's got less than a month before you decide if you're going to re-up for year 21. isn't that awful that I don't know if it's 20th or the 21st our anniversary once my mom's birthday one's like there's just a jumble I have five aunts three cousins all their birthdays are in August and I can't remember whose is what's and I can't and my anniversary is in that mix somewhere so I think it's the 20th or the 21st all right maybe you should get a little tattoo or something the number's gone well that's true if if I'm not gonna re-up and that's what he's not gonna he's not gonna make the cut then then you've got to explain to the next one what those dates are I've got 20 years to go you know we'll figure it out good morning Jackie thank you so much for joining us it's Tuesday and uh Hank came in like all excited he had things to do he had props he had diagrams he was rolling in hot today I had I had apparently way too much time to think about stuff I love that though but I just kind of stumbled across a bunch of different things and and every time I saw it it was like gonna save that for two for Tuesday yes save that for Tuesday for example This was um I love that imprinted it post it up yeah because if I tried to read it on the screen whatever um this was uh shared by the Mashpee Police Department um and they had gotten it from the Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office and I guess if it's a parish they have parishes in Louisiana I think yeah um but the Mashpee police said on their posting that they had been dealing with a lot of minor accidents and they just wanted to remind people what their roles are when they're in the car so they have this diagram oh I don't know if you can see this but here's a diagram and they have defined roles for the driver the passenger and back seat and the role of the driver is to drive focus on the road obey speed limits and be sober yeah okay the role of the passenger is to have mad DJ skills there you go be the official Navigator be the temperature control Guru and be the designated texter okay perfect and anyone in the back seat they are these snack distributor they are the occasional Napper and they are the asker of Are We There Yet yeah are we there yet so if you're not sure when you get in your car know your roll Know Your Role okay and go to the Mashpee Police Department's Facebook page and it's right there for you I was just perusing the sandwich Police Department page because they do release their their weekly police logs and which they're good stuff there there always is it's always worth a read through because one of them made me laugh because there was a woman who locked herself in the bathroom because she heard a strange man open the door to her home well it was a neighbor who found her dog that was running loose in the neighborhood and just opened the door and threw the dog in well the gang's all here your dog was found and you were safe lady right so maybe you should know where your animals are you went into the bathroom with her phone call the police yeah strange guys she didn't hear the dog she probably didn't even know the dog was missing apparently not it happened to my girlfriend Julie who had to watch she got a notification on the ring Cam and it was her dog you let himself out and he came back in the door yes everyone just assume everyone has ring cams now please and thank you uh there was another funny one in there that I forgot which one it did make me laugh a little bit oh they were describing the brawny man oh yeah so is the Brony man may have been spotted in Forestdale dispatch received a call for a man in his late 20s early 30s with short hair and a beard just walking through yards and wooded area carrying paper towels where was he going and what was he going to do when he got there they're not done whoever made a clean getaway responding officers who could not locate the party so that was a good one so thank you sandwich Police Department for at least keeping us uh laughing you have to you have to wonder sometimes when you read those things if people I don't want to say people are making them making it up but they see things that really aren't quite there what the people complaining about a man walking around with paper towels in the neighborhood right you don't need to call the police for that or maybe you do I don't know I don't know I really don't it seems to me that you wouldn't need to do that good morning Mari and good morning yes Amy we broke the internet yesterday but thank you for being back here today it seems to be rectified uh yeah I've seen people call the police for way worse I saw somebody on our Mashpee Town Pages complaining about the behavior of teenagers at the fair again well that that kind of just kind of goes with what happened yeah but saying there was some sort of assault on an elderly human and it was a large conversation that probably shouldn't have been had on social media oh I didn't see that and I was just like okay but then she stirred the pot for no reason you know the people that just like saying stuff yes this guy is blue no it's not it's green and then you write you know you're being that jerk right don't be that one yeah the other thing that's going on in sandwich right now on social media is the back and forth about what bodies of water are available to swim in and not because the contamination because of the contamination yeah and apparently people are going on as we do now going on Facebook complaining that they don't know and then other people start responding saying well did you call a health department they have a website they have it listed yeah they do and the recreation department has been has been posting and it's a good rule of thumb to just check in with our lakes and ponds and the stuff that we have going on because we do have a cyanobacteria problem why because we have too many people why because we have sewage issues just check right right and the best comment was from somebody who said the most important thing is you don't you know that you don't have to go in yeah there you go don't worry about anybody else they'll figure it out well that is our question of the day which is not really a question I've just given everybody a space since it's National wine and cheese day I figured we'd take the wine out of everything and just drop your complaints on my Facebook page Stephanie in the morning whatever it is get it out there and then get on with your day so you can have a good one right and then someone apparently from what other commenters said posted a bogus sign complaining that there was a sign there that said no swim s-w-i-m-m and then everyone started complaining about the town and then someone a couple of people hopped on and said I was just there that sign isn't even there or maybe used to say swimming you know well if you look close enough at the sign I guess I had nothing to do at that moment you can see that the ing was wiped off yeah it was wiped off but the sign wasn't even there people why do you do that I mean because everybody likes to get on bandwagons they're easy to ride I guess so it's what happens good morning Mark thanks for joining us this morning hey hey how are you Walter wants the disco ball to keep moving I I can only I'll keep doing it now that Hank gave me a weapon right I can wind her up she'll only spin for so long Donna Summer up in here and we'll be catching fireflies that's it perfect well I saw that Cher has did you see that she's in the gelato game now no since I've got the disco ball spinning I felt the need to talk about Cher that makes sense um it's called Sher Lotto of course it is whatever if it's gonna make her a couple of is it good that's all I want to know that's right is it good curious I have not been out for an ice cream this summer not once I can't Mariana and I started something last summer Sunday nights we'd go out for ice cream yeah this year I'm tired oh God it's cheaper don't want to go out for ice cream uh I'm just gonna no I'm not like oh come on I mean it's good for me too yeah right my body doesn't need it however no I have found a couple of pounds to somewhere that I need to whatever I guess it's called life it's just it's the way it's been I've been sloth like this summer also but the best gelato was the gelato in Italy anyway anything else we have here just doesn't and yeah I know we know how that sounds but it really is amazing it is it is I'm sorry but and they also take the down time I love that you and I have talked about this before seeing businessmen and people that are just like dressed to the nines stop down in their day and have a little gelato and go home and take a nap I think that that's healthy great living right there and then they go back to work yep yep there was I worked for a company and it was based in Italy so that's how come I know about Italian gelato but the other thing that they had was I guess this is not uncommon um in in Italian companies it was like a seven floor building or something and on the fifth floor they had an Espresso Bar any time good I mean I mean a whole thing with with I mean three or four servers or whatever fabulous all kinds of all kinds of espresso it was it was nuts for an uptight American being there that only made me even more High Strung yet my mom yeah you know because each person I'd meet cranky hankies didn't need espresso right well let's go get an espresso and we'll keep talking and I'm like did I sleep that night no not well Mark I'm gonna try my very best to come and make a visit to stay with you and hang out with you for at least the day I love it now see now we have an addiction to the disco ball let's get a roll in here heck it's not a pinata put it down so can you tell the priest joke can we tell the priest joke I'm asking you I absolutely say yes because I think that that's a moment first off Hank and I both go to Christ the King it's in Mashpee Commons um I I'm a reformed Catholic I'm I'm still like he's still that he's still catholically in guilt so he still goes right I don't I stopped going I really did it's just not not worked out in my schedule if I wanted to make a point of it but then I I just don't anyway I haven't been to mass in a really long time I do appreciate a good priest humor joke I really do the closest I've gotten is to the the bar across the street now at knock about right which we have to be mindful of Church hours right to not bump music too loudly however you were at church over the weekend and the priests threw a joke out and the Deacon I I don't know what the point of the sermon was I don't I don't remember but he started talking about did Jesus tell jokes and if Jesus told jokes what might they be Jesus had to have told jokes well I mean there's all kinds of things have been actually have been written about this he couldn't possibly have been as serious as he is portrayed in the Bible right because no one would follow him right you wouldn't sit there listening to him with all due respect okay uh mom you're up there I know I don't think that that's going to be the thing that strikes you down Hank no at any rate he's throwing out all these jokes and then he says oh how about this maybe Jesus told knock knock jokes knock knock who's there Jesus Jesus who Jesus Christ we open the door okay so now picture a whole Parish full of Parish nurse I chuckled because I had kind of heard it before there were a couple of Chuckles but more than anything else there was just big sucking sound of the air and that's why I didn't go to church because if I was leaving the church everyone would have been laughing because I would not have been able to keep it in because I wouldn't have been expecting it that's like the most unexpected knock knock Jesus joke right I love it I thought it was great that more of that needs to happen yes I was not offended I'm so good you're about other people I love it all right so um you read something about Millennials agreeing with old people yes so this is from I'm all prepared today guys this is from BuzzFeed and I love a buzzfeed and the article is older adults are revealing the things they're simply getting too old to deal with anymore and my Millennial self agrees with every single one for example concerts without assigned seating I'm not showing up hours early to get a good spot and then be stuck there the entire time without being able to sit or use the bathroom or else I lose my view my 20 year old self would be there all day three days early didn't care don't I'm this is where I'm going to sit on the gross grubby ground of this disgusting Club waiting to see the bands that I want to see how about this one my today's Alpha that's like Southwest Airlines I'm not getting it on a herd I'm not having no how about this one anything starting past nine is too late 100 we've all seen that Meme I subscribe yes how about this one I used to go to the bar on the weekends play darts listen to the band it was fun now it's just crowded with annoying people loud music and overpriced beer with a cover charge I'll still make an appearance with some food or to watch a game but it'll be more a happy hour that's it 4 P.M let me see three to five I'll be at shipwreck today so if you want to meet me on the shelves for a little trivia yeah this one's way too long um lack of sleep all nighters were once manageable now I pull it all nighter and I'm useless absolutely or I'll count it down I'm like oh my God I only have eight hours this may be the best one only eight hours to lay here and be awake still this may be the best one it's very simple sitting on the floor period period remember I just said that we didn't care where we sat and how sticky it was we sat there good morning Danielle how is sunny Florida I hope it's fabulous there's another one 105. Speaking of that deceit I remember when I used to want to lay out to beach activities and swim now I'm dreading having to go out in the sun and want to be locked away in my air-conditioned home yes please sweaty not a fan that might be the sign of my body times where I want to rip my skin off on a daily so that's different going to places without a bathroom nearby not necessarily too old more like two IBS that's just rolling the dice no one needs to be around that situation I'm loving that Millennials are a little bit more geriatric than they used to be I know my 17 year old is she's like a little old lady I love it right and finally work yeah yeah but does it but there's a bunch of them these are all really really clever yeah for my 17 year Lil goes oh well my social battery needs to be recharged what what what I've never heard of that before in my entire life and I love it good for you I'm so my my lifetime social battery is has run out I need a generator let's keep coming I I've got a few more days to get my ducks in order so that I can take a little bit of time off so I I appreciate that but I really do actually need to unplug unwind and just relax just a little bit I always feel like I'm one one espresso from just murdering people well bird is not a good idea no murder is bad everyone I don't need to be on one of those police blogs that we're all laughing about and I'll be sitting here to get away I'll be sitting here and we'll be laughing exactly Stephanie yeah now this is Hank for Stephanie here's Stephanie on the police yeah right so yeah today is National wine and cheese day like I said we flip that on on a script and we've moved on and Barbie over the weekend yeah 155 million dollars the biggest open of the year but what about all the con the pre-barby movie controversy what do you mean I mean there was all kinds of people complaining about it's it's you know it's it's it's sexist it it encourages you know um uh you know Barbie she's not a good um I'm idle it's not the right word um you know and an image for younger girls and yada yada yada and it it seemed like it was running into just a whole lot of bad Pub and then Bingo first off no publicity is bad publicity yes and you know that that machine of promotion had a very very specific roll out for this they've been promoting this movie for a full year oh yeah they have strategically placed this to be where it was yeah and even if it's not good I'm still gonna go watch it right I'm going to find some way to give it dollars and we all loved Barbie it was one of those toys it was one of like the five we had it's like the TV channels we had five right that's why we didn't have that many choices and that's why America all had the same obsession with it right and now they've kind of turned it around to say well you know this is a great accomplishment it's done by a woman director and it's so um highly successful and it's the most successful movie directed by a woman ever so it you know it's kind of going round and round and round around here and then on the opposite side of it doing almost as well coming in number two is Oppenheimer right I'm totally opposite it's like to Sublime to the ridiculous yeah yeah the end of the world well Barbie 155 million dollars Oppenheimer 80 million dollars right it was still a huge weekend for movies in the summer which okay they have AC that's why oh exactly good morning Sue thank you so much for joining us Sue was just featured in a beautiful magazine I always read magazines I love in print magazines because I like the feel of things I still like printed books as well but I always read from Back to Front I I always started the back of a magazine because I feel like 90 of its ads anyway and they're usually somewhere in the middle so I'll start at the back and see what the back is and who happened to be on the back was Sue and it was Sue Unleashed she's our friend she's an e for all grad she is an amazing photographer and great digital Creator and she takes those posed photos of your dog like real portraits of your animals and then you know gets rid of the leash and makes it look like they're just you know living their best life like the best portrait of your dog you've ever had so if you've got that person in your life that is like really obsessed with their animals and would love beautiful glossy portraits done of their animals definitely get a hold of Sue because she will make that Vision come to life for you but that was the back fold and I was just so excited to see her there there were a bunch of other great entrepreneurs in there my and Andrea coherion Simpson did all of the makeup for all the artists in there and also was featured in Cape and Islands magazine I think is what it is um Xavier Walker which is another E for all person and Coastal Brahman was also in there with some of the clothes that they all have local designers which is really really nice to see all of our small baby businesses once again in print looking fabulous captured beautifully Andrea has taken over for Flapjack comedy which they have shows at the Seacrest and they have an amazing comedian coming this Saturday night so we have tickets all week long to all of our shows to give away pairs of tickets to go see Flapjack comedy and uh Andrea has done a really good job continuing her husband's Legacy Preston Simpson passed away and she has taken over the promotion of all the comedy shows as well as her day job which is fabulous makeup for the fabulous I can't mention some of her celebrity clients but she has many of them that summer here on the cape oh really well very exciting stuff there yeah so it's just so nice to see all these fabulous female business makers doing some awesome things in our community she said so exciting got to meet the publisher at the ccyp networking event that's great very very cool stuff happening right here love it I know we're having some entrepreneurs on the show later this week great Cape tied a bunch of boys a bunch of boys who can't even they're not even old enough to drink yet yes have made this fabulous hard tea oh really and so we're gonna have them on the show on Friday and talk about their uh their their whole branding of this specific thing which I love that they're not even able to drink their own products that's cool they made it for their parents that's that's great speaking about an entrepreneurial idea yes that I don't understand it just indicates how lazy we are have you seen the commercials for the company that comes around with its truck and washes your trash cans no yes although I kind of like that I mean it it looks like a a dump truck and looks like they they pick it up and they put it in and they wash it in scrub it and they take it out and it's and it's all clean but I was like wait a minute can't you just use your garden hose but that also doesn't always get it clean right clean yeah we've had to do the soak we've had I mean don't I can't even with the things that have happened in my yard I would actually pay money for a service like that because I don't want to do it yep they just started advertising I forget I forget what they're called I would I didn't write that down I kind of like that though do they like steam clean it like heat it all up and clean it out it sounds disgusting and it probably smells wretched right but the thought of somebody else doing that task for me I I would pay at least 25 a barrel for that yeah I don't know I don't know what it is but yeah it just started advertising so what's your what's your uh what's your favorite channel for that oh so you're fabulous please you're we're really excited for you to see where this business goes very exciting stuff right there and I'm down for paying for someone to wash my trash cans right I'm not about paying for most things Hank you want to do that for me I am always constantly negotiating with my children to do tests around the house and what things the value of things yes this is my son yesterday started negotiating with me he's the king of negotiations I honestly if he's not a lawyer I'll be real disappointed really I just really will be he's got the gift for it so so what was he negotiating rationalizing the irrational okay so he babysat for a friend of mine she then mows me the money and he said well I I thought I was going to get x amount of dollars how about you give me x amount of dollars and then you uh you pay me up front because I said it's going to sit there for three to five days you know how when you digitally send people money to get it put in your bank account whatever obviously I confront the money but I'm making him learn to wait for it right not spend it the minute away three five days wait for a paycheck like we all do correct that's exactly what I said you're gonna have to wait until that comes through the funds do so you're gonna have to wait three to five days well how about you give me this amount of dollars and then afterwards you can give me this amount of dollars and then it was the and then I need ten dollars for this one's birthday because if it's a kid in our neighborhood I missed his birthday party I promised him it's one of the little boys he teaches basketball too okay so I need this money I said well where where do you think this money is coming from I said if you want to give him ten dollars it's your money why does it have to be my money that has to give him ten dollars I said I don't need to give him ten dollars well Mom because you're you're my parent I said just because you want to give somebody money for something does does it mean I just have to Magic that up I said I have to work for that money some it comes from somewhere I can't go in the backyard and plant the money and then wait to harvest the money and just give it to you that's not how that works it doesn't go in the backyard it doesn't contrary to popular belief at least not growing it in the front yard no no I don't know what's growing out there right now but it looks good that's a really nice big tall artist yeah right gladiolas they're they're pretty uh they contrast my roses but I'm not I I pick my battles color scheme in my front yard is not one of them at least I can see it at this point and emote it so now my dog can go out there without getting lost in the jungle and we're fine you know and your dog by the way folks it's this big okay that's how we know when the grass is too high I can't see the dog we could catch the dog in this actually that might come in handy hand can I actually keep that I'll have to put the Hancock put it on a hook over here they've been very well behaved today I know I'm trying because of the threat of the net I'm trying yeah maybe threaten the gnats good morning Seraphina I have a t-shirt for you we need to find you and get together at some point I'm going to be traveling through your parts of the area so if you want to text me your address on a separate related note I will drop it off in your mailbox I think that she had some unintended growth near her mailbox oh she left out gourds yeah last fall yeah and then all of a sudden she saw these Vines growing and and her her wife Natasha said to her well she asked her why why'd you plant that there and she said you planted that there because you left the gourds there gourds have seeds now that now it's growing it looks good though so you're gonna have some fun stuff at Halloween that's right speaking of mailboxes I've been waiting for a delivery of some golf balls from Amazon and I finally checked and the notation was it was delivered it was placed in my mailbox oh I don't have a mailbox we have we have a central mail room and the villages I don't know I don't have a mailbox so did you go to the mail room it's not there so I had to send a note to Amazon and say um sorry but don't want to get anybody in trouble here but I don't have did you look around the property wait it's not there I mean it's it's no big deal it was a you know you know different kind of golf ball that I want to try out and I really wasn't in a in a hurry to get it but then I kept thinking you know what it's not here yet she's not here yet maybe I should check and then it was in my mailbox I saw that also on the sandwich police blotter or someone called the police because the next door neighbor was delivered their package yes the next her neighbor opened the package because they didn't know what it was yeah it happened to be one of those food delivery services okay so saw that it wasn't for them finally figured out who it belonged to brought it to the other neighbor and then the other neighbor called the police because he wanted it on record so that when he went to the food delivery company that he could get new food because he didn't want it because they were able to open the box which I totally get but did you need to call the police for that our food company delivery people that wild that they're not going to refund anywhere send you another box because it was contaminated can we speculate on the relationship between those two neighbors I don't even know what's going on there but you call the police for that yeah I'm just so curious what is an emergency to you hey you need to call the police for it's not because that seems insane yeah right I love the fact that they're sharing that though because maybe it might jog someone's stupidity what do I do we need another diagram this one for like the Mashpee police of what I call the police for and what I don't call the police for right and then we're gonna have to print it out that's ridiculous because it is ridiculous I can't even imagine doing that so the police go okay fine yep sure we took your report have a nice day I don't even know what else to say right I had a moment the other night visiting my girlfriend at work where and this will all come together from that conversation where I eventually jog it I ran into someone he is a lawyer okay he is representing a certain situation that is happening in my neighborhood yes and then I got information that I should not have been that I should not have and my husband just looked over at me and he's like do you you know you what you just gave her it's eating me alive I can't keep secrets if you have something that you want private never tell me so never tell me things so the lawyer told you something the lawyer said she's eating me alive and I don't know what to do about it I can't it's been very difficult oh is it wicked bad no it's not really bad but I just it's just a situation that's happening okay it's a situation that we've discussed on this show I'm telling I I will tell you off the air okay I'm just trying to think what situation would we talk about Secrets because we've had been several situations good morning Ryan oh my gosh I am one of those people that I can't I just can't I know this about me and now you know this about me so don't tell me unless you want the world to know right because that's me because you're on the radio yeah I'll bet I can't help it and anything is pretty much fair game and I do it to myself too I tell people stuff that I'm like oh I probably shouldn't tell people that about me oh wow thank you Serafina Stephanie Viva is where Secrets go to die someone is asking for a hint don't tell me yes that yes that is yes oh that's it oh okay that that's what I kind of thought I can't eat anything Secrets what is there to tell about that there's just a situation that's all I mean the under investigation don't you remember I was like why is no one asking me any questions oh well I'll tell you quick I won't share it I promise if you don't know the story folks when did this happen a couple of months ago okay go go on YouTube go to the reruns go back a couple of months ago and and you'll find the story because we talked about it yes we did and yes that's exactly what it was but please yes Stephanie Aviva is where Secrets go to die tell me no thanks unless you want to talk about it you want to get into it you want to discuss it you want to feel better about it you want it rationalized I'm here for you if you're trying to tell me something in confidence just know that that no it's not happening nope we'll be talking about it some morning so I'm a terrible friend but I will get to the bottom of an issue for you if you ever need that so so you will figure out what they're investigating or looking into yeah help me Hank right okay right right well well I I mean I we could reinvigorate that that's true that's true hey Mary how are you thanks so much for joining us this morning Christy thank you so much for joining us yeah we're having a great time here Hank and Stephanie it's our Tuesday usual where we're talking about inappropriate things that we shouldn't be talking about well that's life so that's been eating me alive lately I can imagine it inquiring minds want to know right you really do that's why I need a break I need you need to get it I need to get away and forget everything oh by the way Mari could you send Steph um the information for Nancy Holt's place in New Hampshire oh yes please and thank you yeah not in it not in the chat here but but on the side Ryan just let it out feel better for you laughs we're all here for you goodbye you guys are the worst snake we love you no I don't it's okay all right you got unplugged over here I apologize for that yeah unplug me instead of me unplugging me it happens you're gonna plug me in I guess Wonder Twin powers there we go there we go oh now I can hear myself right perfect hot fudge sundae day I don't like the hot fudge sundae I like the caramel really today's hot food Sunday it is we've been talking about ice cream twice today I know it my third touch I'm gonna have to have one at some point so I've got Shipwrecked today from three to five they make a good mudslide that's kind of like ice cream right don't do that to me don't do that to me not at this time in the morning not at any time of the day but not now please I'm also going to be taking the whole month of September I'm taking booze out of the equation and just going to be doing this whole Fitness reset I've been talking to my friends um we have done a fitness challenge back in the day she flooded my inbox with all these photos of us and this is like right after I had Cody so my body really wanted to go back to normal shape um so I don't know if it's going to look that way but that was one of the most vulnerable moments of my entire life it's getting on a scale and doing it for the Cape Cod Times yeah and letting oh yeah and then the photos were like in the lifestyle section like really big of my roles being able to keep a secret so you know me I'm like I've never I never back away from a challenge though and I said that is the one thing that I have had challenging moments about is my fitness level and and my weight fluctuation so I said I'm totally fine we're gonna put this out there so Susan mobile and I are gonna get back to work and start another competition of some sort I'm really kind of looking forward to it so she was she dropped off a friend for surgery this week and then she's like I made a couple of notes and it was like 17 pages off a couple of notes I was like how much time are you there that's a lot of time that's some great ideas but that's a lot of time it's like going out to somebody and somebody's showing you something on the back of a napkin and all of a sudden now it's a Steno book right wow that's what's happening upstairs that's a lot so I'm very much looking forward to jumping on this uh Fitness Wagon in in September so I gotta much to get my life together you know we don't motivate as quickly as let's start on Monday now I need to gear myself up for months to get respect to one of those old people Millennial things you know we don't do it quite as quickly takes us a little while small incremental changes Hank that's right and I need to gear myself for a small incremental changes it's just gonna take me a month and a half to get there but I will and since you've now told everybody I put myself out there right this is how it starts I have to say it out loud and I have to tell people that way they're like how did that go but no one's ever gonna go to somebody so I thought you were starting that fitness journey um no no no that's going to happen that's going to happen you know good morning Andra how are you yeah so it just reminded me of that Saturday Night Live skit with Chris Farley we're sitting there Tina and he's eating all the fries oh yeah David Spade says Tina I thought you're going on a diet and he says lay off me I'm starving kind of like me when I'm getting ready for things so September it is remember it is Market calendars folks the kids go back to school and then Stephanie's gonna I am I I'm not rushing the kids to go back to school because it's my daughter's senior year oh my I I'm having mixed emotions about it at one point I'm like good get it done and another point it's like my babies are old I know I had I shared having all of my babies with the world right on 96 3 The Rose and when I was on the other stations and people were part of my right bringing them into this world and to have her graduating high school I feel really old right right my baby boy is going to be a freshman in high school oh my God so yeah this is this is crazy that we're we're here at this point you know Mariana and I went for a walk the other night yeah talking about Time marching on yeah and and she said to me hey Papa can I ask you a question I said sure she said do you think next summer will go by slower than this summer and I went I thought to myself you're 11 years old and time is already speeding behind me see she knows yeah I mean but she's had a busy summer when she got to school she went to Florida you keep that that baby active because you know there's a lot there's a lot going on yeah you know and of course I also I also thought to myself honey you don't know how much papa wants to Facebook but I couldn't say that because that would lead to a whole other conversation yeah we're not having that and we're not having that one no you can only buy her so many 50 crocheted items right at my marketplaces oh my god seriously yep yep she was she was looking at something at the the marketplace and there were various prices and there was one item that was lovely item I love that you know yourself though you know that you can't resist getting or whatever you want and it was fifty dollars and I was just thinking to myself oh please not today she's gonna get it yeah she's gonna get me she wants to go back next time can I can I get another B I want to start they're really cute a bees along with she's got so many stuffed animals it's ridiculous but I know she's gonna get me yeah at some point it's just gonna be and then I'm just gonna go okay oh my baby wants my baby gets right because that's what she wants because that's what grandfathers do that's it you got the one grand baby though you're supposed to do it on her right we do things we get in trouble I have too many kids I think is why my parents were like I'm kidding I have we have one daughter and we have and we have one granddaughter yeah exactly they get spoiled right it's not like I can say well you know you know two other brothers and sisters here too when I'm gonna have to buy them all right it's like you're gonna buy it for me yeah my daughter is actually going to visit with uh her grandfather in Vermont which uh you don't need to go to Vermont to have Bears anymore apparently we had one in Born yes I saw that right making its little way little black bear making its way to Broken stuff well I thought it was no we already missed that week we're not going Hank and nobody's gotten me the dictionary yet by the way uh I haven't I've ordered I've ordered it there's an actual one our TV gave me a link to an actual one it's a queen's dictionary I've actually have it on order I was hoping to have it here for you today just so that we could get you up to speed with our queer dictionary and what things mean Hank so one of these days we're gonna get you raw up to speed and you're gonna be ready to go no time Hank may be older but Hank is apparently pretty naive we're gonna get you speaking that queen's English anytime it's perfect I saw somebody dropping their complaints on my complaint line over there jury duty I'm one of those people that gets jury duty like clockwork the minute they're supposed to right but I bet you never get picked no I always tell on myself I'm in the media I'm gonna tell everybody don't tell me anything I am Stephanie in the morning you can't trust me to tell me anything can you keep this to yourself I cannot I'm out this will be a comedy bit tomorrow morning seriously I I can't so yeah I'm one of those people but always consistently gets called thankfully it's to the same courtroom and now that I'm complaining about it they're gonna be like you got jury duty in Boston that's different than this one yeah I know it so I don't want to talk badly about it it's our duty we all got to do it we all kind of push our way through it but why do I have to be called every single time on time can't you lose me somewhere I've been called several times never picked if I was going to get picked I wanted to be for something cooler right I mean like a grand jury I mean let's just a good one a good one you know let's get involved in that's awful I don't know starting the former president I don't know we picked these terrible crimes could be the worst one I want something juicy right I laughed I was doing trivia last week at Shipwrecked and I had these three girls that were like does it involve murder and I was like oh clearly you have a genre like this is what they they did very well in the true podcast uh True Crime podcast section we're very very excited whenever it was a criminal story they knew everything about it which also I found disturbing really well I mean when you're watching that amount of crime criminal serial killer stuff it sits with you I feel like you're absorbing that right almost like rationalizing why they did what they did and it's okay to do what because that they had a bad childhood well you know yeah yeah that somehow doesn't give you permission but apparently it does no but at least we understand the minds of them or so we think we do because we watch these crime shows that's right and think we know how to solve everything and the husband always did it well usually statistically speaking it's the husband we have not followed up on that crime here the local one I haven't heard anything about the husband no remember with the the pieces in the dumpster and all the other stuff like the craziness why do things go so quiet is it because it's sitting there in trial waiting to happen I don't know it takes so long yeah it could be because it's waiting for trial but it also seems to be kind of like okay he's our justice system moves like slush yes slow it is a queer dictionary it's great you missed that episode I think yeah Christy yeah that was what two weeks ago yes I I need you to be on the show and check in you look like you're living your most fabulous life and I want to know more about what you and Gianna do because um I need to join you at some point and just hang out that is on my list of things to do for the first two weeks of August on the agenda is to just hang out with my friends uh Susan has invited me to a birthday party where it's in Provincetown very good it's a 70th birthday party hey cool I am promised ponies and little people and I am very excited about it I didn't get that from myself I probably wouldn't have known what to do I promise ponies and little people I had a wonderful birthday party folks I am so ready for that oh you really did we had a great party we had a great time Steph was there and and Mari put on an absolutely she had been planning the party since January I had no and you were truly surprised which I love that's how naive I can be apparently yes like truly surprised there's a there's a photo of me like this he really was surprised yeah because I was like there is no way he doesn't know and you know what that was like keeping a secret you were setting me up every week so what are you doing for your birthday oh well Steph we're doing here that was my secret way of getting it out without getting it out I was like sounds like fun two weeks later ask me again and I'm thinking I already told her what I was doing Mario that was so so difficult why is she asking me again see now you know now you know my towel I can't do that ever again because you'll know I'm a terrible poker player let's go back to ponies and little people so excited for this party okay explain this it's just it's a birthday party it's gonna have ponies and little people I'm just the plus one here so I'm just here to be the fly on the wall and to enjoy the merriment I don't even know anybody at this party it's just one of my friends needs to go and be back out in society and and get her groove back and I got the plus one to this party don't cancel on me because I'm I'll be really upset I do have a backup plan just in case because I need to spend some time with my friends yeah not with my husband not on work not on my phone sorry Cliff I I love you to pieces but we work together and now live together it's a whole you know yeah the same yes I know I do the same and whatever it is that you do what do you do when you just need your space um it's hard you golf I'll play golf yeah or you know she goes in the in the three Season room and closes the door and I said watch we watch different TV shows and oh my God right there she finally saw um Daisy Jones and the six all the way she ball her eyes out I thought somebody in the family had died I'm telling you I was wailing I went to bed I went to bed early but y'all I'm gonna see this through okay and I'm asleep and all of a sudden I hear you weeping oh my God are you all right oh my God so sad what happened I didn't think she was gonna die who was gonna die so bad oh it's the show right yeah you scared to put Jesus out of it and we're not ruining it for you no one is dead take a deep breath no Daisy Jones and the six you must watch it on Amazon I absolutely loved it it wasn't for Hank no it's not for everybody but I'm telling you it's a rarity in which a book movie version is better yep that's what you said yeah the show version was really really good and the book is wonderful it was the book made me cry I had to stop reading it several times I was like cried it was just really I don't know why it got me but it got me it got me good so definitely check it out and the music is good the characters are fabulous I love the cast it's just really well done Jeff's Castillo Amazon it was a great great thing I mean the music is great I mean I will say that I've you know I heard the music I just don't have the patience to sit there for almost 12 episodes hey Christian how are you zap him Stephanie I love it I will I will come and hang out with you write the inflatable park has a swim up bar that you don't have to pay money for what could go wrong there wow right well you have to buy your drinks right but you don't have to pay the admission to get into the inflatable park it's just the swim up bar just a swim up bar well you know the haters are all up in there oh give people endless amounts of booze and see them swim around in a pool oh just like I'm sure that's clean just like the people who all of them not wrong all of a sudden can't stand pickleball are we gonna go there again and I just imagine that the people who complaining about pickleball are the people in the age bracket that pickleball are supposed to be for but it's wild ever since I we had that show that I was having this conversation with Lindsay about everything on my social media is now all pickleball right don't think for one second that all of your devices that you have on you are not spying on you they are which is why I live my life out loud no signal everything about me I give it away for free if you want to know about it just take it here's my social you might improve my credit here you go I can't do any worse than I've done with it we had this song We Have No Secrets Carly Simon I don't there you go there you go that's me uh but I definitely well I hate when people give out like the little nuggets my girlfriend Julia just stumbled upon that bar right and I was like oh that looks like fun she goes but don't tell everybody because not everybody knows about it well everybody knows now well you told the wrong person it wasn't my fault I saw it on social media and I'm like well see though they're advertising it now that's out of the bag so now that it's being advertised I can talk about it freely so if you want to go there and hang out and let your teenagers do the inflatable park while you're on the other side with the swim up bar yeah wave an atom without having to pay that 50 bucks wow sweet yep they had this cool like little surfing thing too if I did it I'd be dead I think I've actually released a true footage of me trying to surf or boogie board on anything and it was this poor woman that went down and she went back up and she was knocking down children in her wake knocking down the guy that was organizing the thing that was you that that's me I'm a mess I'm a klutz I break things and I'm a mess you're welcome and I'm naive that's what a combination that's it it's perfect welcome to Hank and Stephanie on Tuesdays we've got to take all of this on to the radio so you can join us over there lemonadio.com I got to thank our sponsors today Rocklin trust stop on by and grab yourself a lemonade stand kit and we're going to be doing a fundraiser for Tommy's plays coming up in the next couple of weeks over at uh knock about uh 13 Lake Ave and Mashpee also MBR Home Services pavers walkways patios you have been dying for that fire pit in the backyard let Bruno take care of it for you MBR landscaping.com you can give them a call 508-280-0605 and Mari Senate Realty my Center plus today real estate we are very excited to have her as our new Bingo sponsor the sheets are being printed very shortly and uh she's going to be taking care of all of our bingo games for us out in the public I hope to see you out check out our listing lemonadeio always has where we're going to be what fun thing that we're doing get out and do something for your mental health and go see some people challenge yourself a little trivia and by the way the new lemonade of your website is really cool we're getting there no it's cool already there's a couple of bugs that are driving me crazy and you know me if it's not perfect I don't like to promote it so okay I'm sorry it's still good I know about the bugs but that's a September problem right when I've got all that extra energy because I won't be eating um lemonadio.com it's our new website and Hank talk about your new shows I will be on Saturday from starting at noon live from the lemonadia warehouse and then Sunday mornings it's a fluffier warehouse It's sounding better in there something better yeah we're cleaning up the boxes I'm loving it yep yep I'm dusting and cleaning and rearranging things and um then on Sunday morning I do a show called classic Jazz from seven to ten and then from 10 to 11 we look at the Sunday paper it's various parts excuse me of the Sunday paper everything but the front page because that's just too much yeah I agree wholeheartedly also food if you're a foodie if you've got recipes if you've got great ideas to work with maybe some summer fair you've got a summer blowout coming out where do we go Cape Cod dining at home and everywhere else it's a Facebook page that um that we run that Mari runs it's over 5000 members from literally the country now fabulous it's it's unbelievable it is really well run if anybody's a jerk they're immediately they're out they're out no patience no no nothing you're an idiot you're going I love that on the sidebar so it's amazing I've survived you're still there you're still here so I can't be that big a jerk all right we got it we gotta we gotta go I gotta take Hank out exactly later bye