Hank and Stephanie

foreign music hey everybody what's going on it's tank and Stephanie and if you'll notice we're joined by a guest in our studio this morning Alex Gian Papa thank you so much for joining us hey Alex well thank you for having me oh who's who's sneaking in in your screen in the background is that a kitty I have a cat he's uh he's very cute but he's a bad guy why is he a bad guy this is just a terrible personality it's perfect for uh my question of the day I always ask a question on my Facebook page just to get people's brains rolling in the morning and one of them is pretend that your pet is your roommate tell me something bad about your roommate so mine was mine likes to go to the bathroom in the tub yeah what is mad at us what's better than mine he shits in a box yeah see what a disgusting roommate you have Alex honestly snaps all day care is nothing it's ridiculous so yeah that's our question of the day Alex is going to be performing live at the Navigator we're really excited to have some actual comedians like world class Comedians and I'm not gonna give out your Rolodex of people that you've done comedy with because everybody can say but you did like hang out with like give out the list just a couple you know Hannibal Buress and whatnot like yeah uh you know I've been a Boston comedian for over a decade now and and when you're a Boston comic you end up coming across a lot of cool people so I've worked with uh Bill Burr uh which was amazing I was at a club in Boston I was 19 years old and he dropped in and I ended up that's amazing right yeah because he's from here and some of the best comics in the world are from here you know I feel like if you do stand up in Boston you have to have a thicker skin than anywhere else in the world yeah we're brutal yeah well they say that the funniest people come from Boston and like it's not true it's it's really that only very funny people get through because Boston crowds are so mean rotten yeah hey have you ever worked with Jerry Thornton Jerry Thornton oh uh he's a writer for uh bar stool now right yes yes I have not worked with him personally I've heard the name and my dad is a huge fan of him so like my dad will constantly ask me he's like have you worked with Thornton and I'm like I don't know him I'll tell you something right now if I get to work with that guy my dad will come to the show yeah there you go that's the only way you're good really funny guy good friend of mine have your parents ever been to your show has your dad been to your show they have when I was young when I first started I was 19 when I started and I'm 31 now my parents didn't know I was doing stand-up till I was probably like probably 24 and uh at least you got a little time to hone your act in there yeah they only thought I was you know they thought I was out doing drugs and running about town and then they found out what I was really doing and it was much worse I was like sprinkled comedy into all of that that's really what it was yeah and they came and you know they saw me and they were very proud and happy they you know my dad was probably not thrilled at the time my Act was like 50 just making fun of my dad's voice yes my dad is he has a high-pitched yell so he would discipline us and he'd be like I said no freaking PS in the house and we'd be like well this is hilarious so we could just bring beers here again and it would you know so it's tough to discipline when you sound funny right uh but they were you know they they've come many times they come to my shows all the time now they saw me like maybe two weeks ago and uh you know it's been a thrill and at first it was probably kind of strange for them to see their child saying such horrible things on stage but then they saw people were laughing at it so it all worked out that's it it's a family of Comedy now you're sharing it I've uh I've been doing radio for 25 years and my children are 100 my ACT it's been my stick you gotta your material is your people that's really what it is oh yeah 100 and I know that they'll get me in the end so it'll be fine just remember they have to take care of you well in your old age they've already said we're going to a home so okay yeah so do you change or act at all when people are in specific people like how do you handle hecklers yeah I uh honestly I I kind of like them I mean a lot of comedians do that a lot of comedians they have um they have a particular Spiel they're gonna go on and you know sometimes I do that too but I I like to improvise um you know by no means am I inviting anyone to come back over here yeah no I'll be mean I'll be mean I'll tell you to shut up you know oh this guy's uh this guy's a little uh drunk over here watch out for this I'm I'm like hey shut your [ __ ] mouth that's excellent so yeah if they want to Heckle they could Echo I'm gonna be mean I'm gonna make fun of you um but again here's here's the thing in comedy right you really shouldn't just yell [ __ ] out unless the comic says hey does anyone if the comic asks a question and opens it up and makes it like a sort of like a group discussion which I like to do and I I think changes up you know makes it more entertaining in a sense well it also changes because you're up there doing the same thing at every place so I mean it does change the dynamic when you get people that throw something in that you've requested absolutely like you know I'll do the classic like oh you know do we have couples here how did you guys meet I had a guy last week he was like my brother was cheating on his wife with this woman and he came home so I pretended I was with her and then we got married and I was like why did you whoa yeah and then he slows down everyone in the crowd like you know turns around right that was funny but we need to like hear the details right sat down for a few minutes and listen this man break down how his brother was cheating on his wife with a woman and then his brother's wife came home and he was in the bathtub and he was like quick have this woman you're cheating on your wife with jump in the bathtub with me and so she'll think your wife will think that I was with her so they switched the woman and then the guy married that woman and she was there at the show that's awesome and I was like that's gold I mean honestly well you know what people thought it was Stevie but I was like I think it's kind of beautiful this book said a 30-year marriage built on cheating you know it's just like somebody asked the crowd hey how did you guys meet let me know then it becomes a group discussion if people are just yelling out like oh then I'm gonna I'm gonna step on you you know I love it it looks so fun so what is your new your new material did you didn't you just shoot a new comedy special yes I just taped a comedy special that's going to be up um probably in the next few weeks so I'll have an announcement on Instagram and Facebook and stuff soon for the official release date but that'll be coming soon I take that in April so since then I've been working on new stuff and that'll be everything I'm doing at the Navigator so if you have seen me before you have not seen me do these jokes oh that's exciting anybody on our live stream that wants to chime in Kelly good morning Dan Lynn Jackie uh if anybody has any questions or anything you wanted to ask uh Jen Lynn Danielle thank you so much for joining us this morning this is Alex G and papa he's got a new special that's coming out for comedy he's going to be performing live at the Navigator and I that's July 1st and people can grab tickets I'm gonna drop the link in the chat um and I'm gonna let you get on with your day oh man so much for joining us this is fine we'll see you July 1st at the Navigator oh you definitely will and I'm really looking forward to seeing your show thank you bye Alex awesome right we started off the day with a little bit of coffee yes she didn't know we could do that no oh so so now I can stay home no you can if you want to yeah but but I can beam you in from Florida next week right no I'm gonna let you have a vacation I do actually need a vacation thank you everybody needs a vacation I need a vacation for myself good morning Patricia thank you so much for joining us so so when do you get your vacation is the question I'm hoping for August so we'll see I keep trying to carve out the first two weeks of August to like just go somewhere and do something anyway anywhere where yet or just you're gonna block out the time first well it depends on the funds I see we have a couple of projects coming in and if it's well funded then we are going further away bye-bye running away well now my mother now my mother is like well what are you doing maybe I'll go I just cut my passport and I was like oh no yeah July 1st at the Navigator we've got some really great comedians that are coming to the Navigator so I suggest you grab your tickets and they're really affordable too yeah and um it is uh you can there's some cannabis giveaways like not not give away we're not giving away joints or anything like that but it's you can smoke if you want to some places don't like that what it's legal Hank there are VIP tickets available so you get you get you get better cannabis with the VIP tickets yeah okay okay right times have changed yeah they have yes I had this conversation the other day it was somebody else yes we did yes we are doing some fun stuff everybody needs a laugh okay this is where we're at right no drink tickets here's some there's a bar if you want a drink you have oh fire oh okay so so is the drink tickets or is it or is it chewable did you decide what you want okay they'll just be lined up when you walk in drink tickets there you go whatever one or the other that's it okay we're grown up saying we know what's legal we know we're allowed to do what we want to do yeah well that doesn't mean we're going to feed well whatever everybody picks their poison whatever it is or your Wellness or your Wellness okay gotcha today is World productivity day and I've got to tell you I have a lot of things that I need to actually be productive on I don't know if it's gonna happen such as I just bought some Mike Tyson edibles shut up Mike Tyson edible yeah they're a little Holyfield ear gummies oh I'm not kidding they're real it's a thing Mike Tyson is making his money he's the fool we were we were looking at IQs and I think one of the IQs that came up I don't know let me see was it Mike Tyson what's Mike Tyson's IQ hang on you said Snoop Dogg was in like the 140s yeah I was in the 140s Ken Jennings Kent Jennings is in the 170s um uh Elon Musk is in the 150s so Ken Jennings is smarter than Elon Musk there you go so thanks Patricia she likes our disco ball I'm kind of at the second hand store I saw it hanging in the window and the lady tried to tell me it was a decoration and I saw a price on it so I had to buy it okay no no no no Mike Tyson's IQ was not oh he's not on there no it is but it's not what is it it's not very good 70 to 79. was that before or after he got hit in the head I don't know this was back in his school days oh okay um that's that's like that's like oh never mind oh Mari said you're old is showing and also Jackie said Big Papi has out has a joint out everybody's jumping on the Cannabis train Hank yeah I guess all right whatever hey it's Wellness we're working on it whatever floats here so what is happening in the world there's a lot of scary stuff actually happening where we've got that submarine yes we've got the submarine one of those one of those little have you heard about this oh this is crazy one of those little Alvin kind of submarines except they're they're describing it as a tourist submarine oh no they're not describing it it is a tourist submarine they started tours um 2021 250 000 for a ticket on this tour wow at any rate it went down to go check out the Titanic and they lost contact with it less than two hours later and it has 96 hours of oxygen can you imagine spending a quarter of a million dollars to go on this submarine tour of the Titanic underneath the water and no one knows where you are and you're now lost right and dying bleep that no thank you I just paid 250 you get to the gates and Saint Peter says well how did you get here listen dummy well I spent 250 000 to die um I mean I do get I'm all for experiences I mean we don't mean to be disrespectful I mean we we hope those folks are are found and they're okay and all that but man I'd rather take some Mike Tyson Edibles and just pretend I'm underwater right I Ram in my tub that's a lot cheaper and much safer Hank I'll tell you that yes yes it is so we've got that going on also today happens to be um the day that Jaws was released today in 1975. almost 50 years old Jaws yep so then I was thinking what about the submarine what are jaws is under there what what if it is scary oh yeah no thank you so yeah Ocean Gate is the name of it the tour sub Coast Guard is looking for it's 900 miles off of Cape Cod the last time that they saw anything to do with it so uh hopefully those people are found and uh yeah because they're because they're uh yeah they're kind of running out of time yeah right like where would you be how are you lost I I I I don't know with all the technology that we have how can you get lost yeah and it's not like they haven't mapped downward right the Titanic isn't there like some safety something in a submarine that you could just I'm coming up you would think I'm lost I'm coming up you know unless it's one of those situations like every now and then in um you see it in a private jet where they just lose compression and the plane keeps flying until it runs out that happened that happened recently it happened years ago with golfer Payne Stewart and he ended up they just I do remember that yeah yeah but recently and they and and they sent up some planes to kind of follow it and and they weren't going to shoot it down or anything if they didn't have to and then it finally just it finally just crashed yeah lost lost cabin pressure so maybe they lost cabin pressure hope they didn't I know that's scary um oh when Jackie worked the steamship Richard Dreyfus was on it didn't want to be recognized I had to deliver food to his car that's awesome yeah like why would you why would you return to the scene if you didn't want to be recognized if you're Richard Dreyfuss I would mark off the vineyard on my my visits right unless you wanted to be recognized right except you don't want to be recognized yeah yeah we had a lot of visitors over the weekend it was the Provincetown Film Festival so Billy Porter was in town I saw Lev Schreiber grocery shopping in Orleans you did yeah so I was like oh okay cool stars are just rolling out and giving no bleeps about you noticing who they are they're like yeah whatever I'm here getting groceries like everybody else yep I love that about the cape oh yeah they're here on vacation too leave it alone they don't care I'm sure a lot of them assume that people are going to look at them and say no I can't be yeah right and just and just walk on by yeah no no it was definitely them what would they be doing here Dan said he met Dreyfus in Chicago and it was about to go into Bill Murray's Restaurant What About Bob is my favorite kill such a good movie did you ever watch What About Bob no Bill Murray is a psych patient of Richard Dreyfus oh Mario is a psych patient that's a leap of of uh Richard dreyfus's so he follows him on vacation and then Richard Dreyfus his whole family loves him yes I have seen that now that she mentioned it I have seen that generally speaking my answer to have you seen this movie is no oh all right yeah because you usually fall asleep because they fall asleep or I it's a movie sleeper sit on the cell of stairs so I could just run away real quick so yeah no I did see that yeah my husband's also a movie sleeper so you're not alone well he's a sleeper everywhere period coming home coming home from Father's day going to our event for Father's Day any anywhere there's three minutes I worry about him I really do yeah but that's maybe why he's able to do everything that he does yeah because he's recharging all this yeah that's it he's constantly on the on the dock constantly recharging right right and then you take them off and he runs around and then you put him back that's it that's it so you're ready for your vacation you got Florida right around the corner yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes isn't it going to be too hot no no no okay no no no no I came Mariana and I have talked about this we can't wait to get off the plane and there's that small space between the plane and the and whatever it is that they put up to the plane that you that you walk down Gangplank isn't the right word that that's what it used to they used to call us but whatever and there's that small space where you can actually feel the air on the outside yeah and we're just waiting to get to that to get to that point and just feel the hot air come up because it's going to be 90 something yeah oh no too hot for me no it doesn't bother me at all cannot cannot wait maybe I'll get to that point in my life but right now I feel like everyone gets to that point where they're their skin gets thinner and they're just not ready for it my mother's always freezing now freezing but she's also acclimated to California temperatures right so and in New England she's just like oh so you're bundled up like she's in a snow suit well all the snowbirds come back to Cape Cod yeah so there's not a lot of people oh all right you know down down in Florida Trisha says it's the jet way but jetway thank you very much there you go sounds better than Gangplank thank you Patricia I am showing my old today I guess so good anything going on with you as far as like work stuffs go I feel like you've been out and about every time I look I think you have more of a social life than I do sometimes yeah we've been out we've been we've been we've been out and about a little not busy a little bit lately um you know it's just a lot of what we do same thing that you do a lot of what we do is based on you know making contacts and talking to people yeah and you know letting them letting them know but it doesn't make any difference Where You Are if you start a conversation with someone and they find out you're a realtor it doesn't take long for the question to come around so how's the market yeah and you've got to have you know your your little elevator speech all said well it's also something that's always in flex and flux like it's always changing right so I mean it is your business so you have to stay on top of it and it's a lot of re-education all of the time right well the thing now is is that I don't know the percentage but a noticeable percentage of homes that were put up for Summer Rental are not being rented yeah I I've seen that and and people are saying oh it's the economy no it's not my my humble opinion is I think it's because a lot of people decided that they were going to get the lack of a bit of word greedy and they were going to put up their home they weren't going to go to their summer home they were going to rent it yeah and it's just too much yeah there's a lot of Summer inventory for people to come and visit so right so then that's an opportunity oh and I shouldn't say that I don't want to give any any of our credit as an idea call him but there's an opportunity there Amari with all these vacant rental properties Mari says I'm calling moms in Pawtucket going to the Bahamas the heat is on in the summer oh my gosh Fourth of July my outside come to Pawtucket I'm like why I live across the street from the water come to me this is my uncle's birthday but okay nothing says Fourth of July like Pawtucket I call it the bucket the bucket that's right that's right tomorrow is the first official day of summer yay I know it's wild right the longest day 9 p.m sunsets I mean like that's kind of exciting it was wild to leave a gig last night Dino's very full last night it was super fun summer was on and I left it and I'm still seeing the sunset I was like wow this is so good right but not good because it's gonna be ripped away from us now the days get shorter as we go right but tomorrow is the longest day we've got um a huge celebration Quahog day is back in person so this will be the 15th year that I've been involved in Quahog day get you on the trophies four years ago I can't show that to them poor Doug the Quahog would we don't eat Doug we don't eat taco no Doug's the ambassador of Cape Cod Summers here I see okay all right freak out okay poor dog so Doug is now um Paul Dead's wikis the Handler of the Cape Cod Chamber of Commerce Eric Fisher from WBZ who just had a baby a new baby oh that's why he's not on no he yeah correct he just had a new baby WBC is my is my TV plus and TV choice probably because I grew up like five minutes from WBZ back back in the day but they're all pregnant they're all having kids because they're all so young yeah that you never know when you turn on the news or the weather who's going to be there yeah so um Eric Fisher is going to be our MC our Master of Ceremonies tomorrow remember when he first came to Boston death no one took him seriously because they thought he'd look like a because he was good looking a soap opera star yeah and he's really a smart guy yeah yeah well he's chief meteorologist you don't get there at that young age by just being a schlub yeah he actually knows what he's talking about right but he's brilliant oh yeah but people were oh he's he he's too good looking as if that's a problem for television right yeah that's not a problem no I follow him on Twitter I I have actually done a live shot with him at Mayflower Beach right in his first summer working for WWE really yeah so um he's just such a really nice incredible guy we've had beers he's a runner uh loves his lobster roll loves his beer and we're gonna be at tree house tomorrow from noon until two lemonade I was gonna be there I'll be playing some tunes and providing some some background color and just having some fun good I'm looking forward to it love Tree House beer it's really really good that's where that hovercraft rolled up to yes even that hovercraft wanted the beer that's how good the beer was yeah I stopped I don't know if you guys saw that but there was a it's a a hovercraft say retired Canadian Naval boat the captain pulled up to the beach went to Treehouse got a beer got back on the ocean again and ended up having to ground the hovercraft at Hampton Beach because there was some kind of a some kind of a mechanical problem but it was really cool to watch the people that captured it yes I love that I call them the canal the canal Watchers there are a bunch of them aren't there yeah they're ready they're poised oh my God something's happening in the canal get all the cameras do they do they sit I just wonder do they sit there all day no there's there's an app so there's an app and you can see like what's going on it's kind of like the police scanner people there there's Canal scanner people that just get get all their stuff it's like get the wagon get all the cameras something cool is coming in the canal and whether it's a cruise ship or whether it's something a different type of vessel they run down to the canal and they've got to have videos and capture it and and throw themselves on the Towny pages right I grew up watching the canal with my mom see it's like a thing yeah thank you Cali I've wondered how they how they do it because they always seem to catch I mean at midnight there's these cruise ships going through and oh my god there are the pictures and I'm like what do you people doing yeah yeah it's a thing get the app and you can watch it if you feel if you feel like you really want to do that right I mean I've never felt compelled to do that but no no me neither I'm doing other things right mom is busy yeah at midnight at midnight I'm attempting to sleep although that is not going well for either Mari or neither Mari nor I or either Mari whatever neither Murray nor I'd likely why I don't know we are like up and down all night I think it's just a seasonal change I don't know two hours I'm awake she's awake oh and you wake up in the morning and it's like are you getting enough physical activity oh probably not maybe that's it maybe you're gonna take some walks around the Villages yeah find out where the lady the slow down lady is follow her around I haven't seen the Slowdown lady lately oh no hopefully she's okay yeah no I haven't seen her that's disappointing I know I had a slow down lady the other day when I was in the lemons mobile yeah and so I pulled over I'm like are you okay is everything all right I would love to do it I did it I did it you did it oh it's just like now I was just thanking you for slowing down oh okay yeah no problem you're welcome if I could stop on a dime in front of you I wasn't going that fast slow down lady right I rolled down the windows my husband's like what are you doing I don't care if you're gonna wave your arms at me I'm gonna pull over like there's something wrong right I had to see what what is it oh oh you were worried that I was going too fast while I stopped right in front of you so clearly I wasn't going that way but but thank you for your concern thank you she didn't know what to do what to do I'm Dan said Hank if you need some help sleeping you should try a Mike Tyson a year that are a little melatonin melatonin makes me feel groggy I'd rather have an edible thank you very much yeah I haven't done I haven't done melatonin it makes me feel groggy it makes me feel hungover my son loves melatonin he definitely uses it and he's gotten better sleep for it yeah and overall his General trajectory Straight A's the last day of school right little student athlete getting ready and he went to a party on the last day of school yes kid calls his sister for a ride home at midnight midnight Midnight my man right and he's old he's 14. it was I guess it was a quinceanera McKenzie said she rolled up and there are like tents and everybody's still partying I was like were there other kids there she's like yeah kids were still jamming out having a great time I was like well was like he doing anything wrong she's like oh absolutely not sober as a judge because I was so worried I was like oh sure but he's also one of those kids that tells on himself if it's in a weird situation I don't know how long I'll have of that while he's in high school but I'm really enjoying it now so appreciate it while you got it exactly because at the point they're not going to want to tell you well you know you know what yeah Lily's going to be a senior and she's like no not interest she's not she's home by midnight I don't even have to ask her she's just she came home early from prom yeah yeah at what nine o'clock and who comes home from prom at nine o'clock right and then to like just go hang out and whatever oh I need to get comfy clothes on and go watch a movie and I'm like I don't know how long this is gonna last but I will 100 never complain about it I am very blessed in that respect yes not every parent has that so I am thankful for it Benadryl yes everyone's offering you suggestions all right solar cannabis is going to be there found at capeway cannabis in Carver and they've got some great sleeping gummies so there you go give it a whirl Hank all right that's tomorrow right yeah all right tomorrow noon to two noon to two all right when we make I don't I don't know what we're doing tomorrow we're going to be I mean I brought we're leaving Saturday okay I resisted the temptation to bring up the suitcases last week one week one week um so I brought them up yesterday to start packing gee is it a place where you go and you don't have anything and like you just need all your stuff there or are you are you remote like your plans are never leaving the place oh no no I mean I I just my my dad was the same way my dad was worse in terms of of I mean he would have his suitcase closed up a week before they were going anywhere seriously seriously oh yeah he was all set and ready to go so I'm I'm better than my dad um I'm like seven minutes before takeoff shoving [ __ ] in the back no no that's me hi no the only thing the only thing that we have to deal with is Mario trying to figure out choose she brings way too many shoes yeah it is difficult with Footwear and outfits so I will give you that although it is Florida so I mean how many pair of sandals do you need right I mean it's pretty much shorts and t-shirts yeah you know and those flops a good pair of sneakers right and I figure one decent pair of pants one kind of good shirt in case we go somewhere where I don't feel it's right to go in in t-shirt and shorts oh yeah no I've just pretty much adopted schlub yeah it's my new fashion schlub it took me the longest time to adjust to going to um Alberto's and Hyannis yeah in jeans I saw I saw how bus tour they are the other day uh my friend opened up a restaurant that's in the same back parking lot so I happened to be there and I saw a huge bus tour and I was like we'll be going into Alberto's because I'm like they're busy they're good hey CJ good morning that's just one of those places that that to me seemed like and now everything has gone so casual casual well the cape yeah where yeah sweatshirt it took me a long time we'd be out and Mario would say oh you know we could go to Alberto's and I'd say Oh no I got jeans on yeah so you got it now I got jeans on I I'm sorry I can't go to Alberto's with jeans on I'm definitely sticking up for you Mari you need at least five pair of shoe I don't know a past that though yeah okay all right I will report back how many shoes we actually are you one of those people that take stuff that you've never worn on vacation with you like you're gonna wear it because I sometimes I do that no I'm like oh I've never worn that maybe we'll wear that on vacation yeah no no I mean I already know three pairs of shorts I already know where they are um and it's only your shirts I know where they are I mean I've got everything kind of sort of where I know where it is I went to the UK for a month with a backpack I think you can manage Florida and packing for a week I think you can do it I really do so I've got yeah this summer oh but I need I need I need I need sunglasses oh I need I need several pair of lemonade or sunglasses okay to take on vacation absolutely get your photos taken yes wearing a lemonade or sunglasses well I you know particularly standing in front of Hulk Hogan's Beach Shop oh with that with the Hulk Hogan you know statue we're all gonna be wearing our lemonade yes please because they've they're exactly what he wore it kind of yeah yeah I don't have a 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appreciate you and we appreciate your uh viewership if you will um so let's see kids are home I went to BJ's and spent 450 yeah I saw that and you didn't have any food they're like um there's nothing to eat here excuse me so what did you buy if you didn't buy food apparently uh not things think Mom those are for meals we need snacks oh 450 and I can't buy bottled beverages of any sort because my son just rifles through him oh okay one after the next so now I've got to buy big jugs of drink things which I think is why I injured my wrist oh oh that was for the cheese making demo oh okay went over gangbusters by the way everybody left there with cheese everybody left there happy so that was my main concern I was very worried about one woman who kept cutting up our curds and I was like she's not gonna have any cheese so this is pretty bad cutting up her courage yes have you never made mozzarella uh no I I can say I haven't I feel like we have oh we've got our in-studio audience this morning good morning everybody beautiful good morning sunshine yeah she's uh she's a barista is that what you would call them or a beer tender over at knock about a beer tender I like that I like that beauty yeah well they've got a little pop-up that's happening in the Mashpee Commons really yes very cool I know I'm pretty excited for it good morning Nat the J ones okay so here's the J-1 report uh what's up we're doing do I talk about how one of them wanted to toast my donut absolutely okay yeah well Hank had to stop going to his particular Duncan with time for God because she tried to yeah yeah and it's a toasted donut I went whoa you know what I'm gonna come in they probably didn't get that out of a vacuum I'm sure somebody asked for it at some point but not you I don't I don't know good morning Lauren I was like okay I think I'm just gonna come in and I didn't have I didn't have time this morning I was late for church on Sunday that's why I went there and this morning it's just on the way to to getting here but um people are enjoying our toasted donut I toasted donut yes you want that donut toasted what well apparently one of them was a problem oh okay and so the problem was the one that wanted the Tesla what the one that thought she was going to come here and rent a Tesla while working at the the Duncan that I forgot I think she just she's never lived she's never lived on her own she's 23 she's never been away from home like she just has a very distinct and she's just got that sour face RBF you know what it is she's just you know she's always unhappy and seemingly always now you said that they are from oh you thought they were from they're from Kazakhstan more privileged families however yes one of them is from a very privileged family yeah and she no longer is with us and there's someone who wanted to toast my donut maybe that's how she's working on getting herself out of the program I don't know not only is she not at my house but she's trying to get on the program entirely so she gets out of the program she's going to go home right well I think that they're trying to transfer to a different Duncan like she thinks I don't know if she thinks it's going to be different somewhere else good luck to you but we ended on nice terms she's like your family is very nice and you guys are very nice I don't have a problem with you specifically right right but I did get a side eye when the in the washing machine that she broke by the way was not fixed within a day and a half I got a side eye whoa I said look it's on the list and papa be busy right right I mean there are other dunks in our area yes and there's 12 of them in Mashpee I feel like and and you know we we joke about the dunks the time for God I truly feel bad for the manager yeah oh yeah the poor woman has has her hands full every day yeah with with with something yep and it just looks like she doesn't get she doesn't get any support no that that's why we caught the one that time for God you know and she's there she's there all by yourself she's she's always training people that's always there's turnover when there is a place like that just the way it is I was there the other day before I decided I wasn't going to win anymore um somebody got upset and just walked away from the window they were on the window they just walked away with their hands in their face crying I'm like just coffee well they're toasted Donuts I know hey maybe they just maybe she discovered something a toasted donut also if anybody knows of any local work that uh my 2J ones can do they're looking for work they're free after 3 P.M every single day and they're sweet their English is great they're not looking good they're a nice girl no no they they always have to have two jobs to pay for their bills because they want to Stack it away and then go on a nice fun trip and see all of the United States at the end of the summer yeah so I mean tickets and airline prices and gas and food and all of that stuff is pricey and they need to suck it away and then pay for their rent and their food here right so yeah I mean they walk they're one of them doesn't know how to ride a bike so they walk to work every day it's a mile and a half it's not like a little bit it's on 150 what right I wouldn't be one want to be walking up and down no no they're fine are they four o'clock in the morning or six o'clock yeah six o'clock in the morning okay so it's not too bad right right you're not putting your life exactly in your hands no no not much yeah this is not meant to be condescending they know American money they know how to make change they know they know all of that yep so if you've got a business out there and you're worried oh I don't know if they understand how to yeah they do they do and they have their social security numbers also so they're on the books workers ready to work yeah yeah and good girls so yes just throwing it out there just in case someone was at the window today it was very very nice yeah I like her a lot so we have akanyat and Jules zai and they're they're adorable they're really funny we had we were talking about Fourth of July they were really excited for that because they wanted to see that yeah and they're 22 and 23 by the way so they're old enough to do boo stuff just in case right do they have their license no well they do and it's reciprocal one of them drives one of them doesn't okay they don't have a car all right but I mean they could if they needed to so I I feel like is there someone has it if someone has a car that they couldn't loan them or you need some errands run or something like that they're happy to do so what else have you got after Florida anything fun this summer you got a little golfer on your hands apparently yes Mariana played golf with us um let's see Sunday which is what two days ago yeah Happy Father's Day believe it thank you um in addition to getting my electric broom which which works very very well by the way I love you Mari you know it's you know and I gotta and I get a hat from uh from from Megan it says Brady on it which is pretty cool there you go uh we play golf on on Sunday and Mariana has taken us and she hasn't played in about a year and she went out with us and oh my God we've got to get her more clubs yeah good she was she started a more expensive hobby because good job Papa she did really really well well she's always had clubs um but she didn't have the patience and now she has the patience so she played she played incredibly well for something I hadn't played in a while and it's about time for me to take a break so I'm glad I'm going on vacation yeah I've played enough and I'm a mess right now so so I need to take a break and start all over again in a week or so so but we had we had a blast and then we had we had lunch at Holly Ridge and you know we love we love Jen and Joe and it was just it was just a nice you know a nice time you know what I have not done yet this summer uh well I know it's officially not starting until tomorrow but normally I would have had one or two maybe even three trips to Polar cave and I've had zero album we keep zero you know we keep going Mario and I started a tradition last year of Sunday night going for ice cream and we just haven't got in there I haven't gotten there yeah same not that I need it by any means but I really do love me some polar Cape I love it it's one of my favorites and uh we just really haven't spent any time doing any of our summer favorite things I haven't even been over to the pond last summer I would have been at least 12 15 times I've done zero of it like nothing I put on my bathing suit to wear on with an outfit not actually swimming oh okay where the top top half it was cute my daughter's like Oh I like that crop I said thanks it's my bathing suit it's the closest I've gotten to bathing this summer I see hey um we've got to play radio oh yeah it's after eight o'clock whoopsies bear with us we'll be right back folks I know right we're going on lemonadeio.com or asked Alexa to play lemonadeio radio thanks Hank look at you oh I got your business cards oh cool right because I can give those out too yes you can very good here we go a little Al Jarreau oh love algero sarum did you yes haha ha as kingpad's alternative we are 1180 oh it's Hank and Stephanie this morning on this vanilla milkshake day we were just talking off the air I've not had a chance to go to Polar cave do my thing but something about a vanilla milkshake my absolute favorite go-to whatever I feel like crap or I feel like I just need a little bit of Home Bliss Brothers vanilla milkshake okay I'm either a chocolate chick actually I'm a root beer float oh from a w really yes I don't know oh there could be I think we do it could be you know Cape Cod we like our old-timey traditions and things that's right and when you're old-timey like me it works I wasn't saying you were old-timey but a w is definitely an old-timey thing absolutely you're listening to lemonadeio thanks for hanging out with us we got a crazy crime coming up next and oh I got a good one for you okay good and there you go it's all so this woman I was reading it this morning I put it on Instagram yep so if you follow me Stephanie in the morning I it was a woman that got arrested for a drug charge but that wasn't living the story the story was the fact that when the police got to go get our things her purse was full of baby raccoons why why I don't know why no explanation no baby record I didn't get a chance to read the story so I thought we were digest it together oh my Lord baby raccoons good morning Kimberly she's like I love you too thank you so the story this morning was the baby raccoons and I've got to pull it up because I was like what cops arrested for oh this clear water isn't this where you're going yes this is where we're going we're going to Clearwater okay so let's get our screen closer shall we all right pay attention Clearwater Florida a woman was found with baby raccoons in our bag after her belongings during a bicycle stop so she was riding on a bike with a bag full of baby raccoons and drugs and Chica pulled over yeah the hell was she doing on a bus that a police officer would go I'm gonna pull her over oh my God this is real real good Lindsay wrote a wall to stop while riding her bike which didn't have lights on oh it was at night on your bike at night that was dangerous it's not going to excuse me your headlights out sir yeah exactly then she gave them verbal consent to look through her backpack oh oh my Heavens right good stuff you enjoy your vacation Hank though watch out for the baby raccoons I guess that's it how do you get baby raccoons in your backpack I don't understand I don't know good morning thank you so much for joining us I miss your face I miss my friends I haven't seen any of my friends I got a lecture from Eva yesterday about I need to make better life choices because I don't spend any time with my friends oh I said isn't that making better life choices that speaks to the quality of your friends oh no my friends are great they are high quality people yes most of them sorry Lindsay sorry Lindsay apparently not you oh my God ah oh we can't be kid because we laugh that's crazy that's crazy we're gonna we're gonna talk about that on our next break oh god oh the raccoons yes I don't know I don't know if anything can top that I don't know oh I really I don't know if anything can top that although there haven't issues in Nevada did you see that no no no no no wow I don't know if I worked out there I worked out there it's it's I was corrected my watch I went out there and like Boston accent and said Nevada until I was crooked it's Nevada we say Aunt I know they say no I'm just telling you they say Nevada but they say ant I know but if there's someone out there watching us in Nevada I don't want them to be offended and not watches anymore because we didn't pronounce the state right I don't know if I can do Nevada it's Nevada oh this is our the one get ready for this this is this is Cliff and Stephanie's new bad idea yeah no we have decided that we are going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail we haven't decided how we're going to break it down we're not going to do it all at once yeah but we are possibly going to be taking a month each summer until it is completed I mean that's kind of a cool thing I know so we decided and then he was like well we need to start walking we got to kind of get into shape to walk the Appalachian Trail the Latin Trail Appalachian Trail since you're Nevada oh so that's what we want to do we want to do the Appalachian Trail we're going to do some stuff you know in Europe and overseas and all the other stuff where you should do stuff here at home so that's what we're going to be doing all right and I work in Canada and I found out that it's pronounced Canada no no but one of the provinces is pronounced Newfoundland and Labrador yes with that Cadence Newfoundland and Labrador oh okay have you been to Newfoundlands in Labrador yes I go several times I like it we had a we had a wind farm um right on the sea yeah and you had to hold honest to God you had to hold on to one of the towers so you wouldn't get blown away it sounds about right it was crazy this little tiny town maybe that's why my nana mate Q was such a miserable human just from Newfie Newfie little tiny town one hotel that was a dump but we were doing an event up there it was the only place where we could have the event and like oh God the big CEO came and we had Canadian legislators and all kinds of things and I just kept looking so is there a better place than this a solid issue with their immigration or something that's going they opened it up more to be a Canadian citizen I forgot what it is they're they're trying it on because they're losing people that live there oh really I thought it was like government funded why would you worry about losing people this is a Newfoundland in Labrador uh all of Canada all of Canada I just know Anne of Green Gables and my grandmother my grandmother's mother Nana McHugh was from Newfie Canadian Irish not nice really Nana McHugh was a miserable bee I can say this because I'm Irish it was probably the Irish side I don't know my Nana was Irish and she was very sweet my my mother's grandmother was Irish yeah from the old country yeah I have the um um kind of like in the word um that that she put all her stuff in and came over and down and down in my like her trunk a trunk because Someday I'm gonna do something with it and I've had it for 25 years sure um she was not a nice lady either yeah yep I think that that that tracks with uh Cliff's grandmother Myers on that side she was a miserable Irish woman as well yeah it either goes either way you're either miserable or you're like the sweetest thing you've ever met right yep I haven't met any in-betweeners I haven't my sister-in-law's mother is from Ireland and she's very nice and she still has the Rogue and it's so funny I mean you're tough right to hear it talk don't you know yeah everything Mary would say would be blah blah blah don't you know yeah I love it don't you know that's right and then Mario got the tea you gotta roll the tea when when Mary and I give years and years ago Mari had I forget what kind of a car she had but you could take the top off and it was still a bar down the middle and we were over at Mary's house it's a weird convertible um I forget what is it we're talking about this just the other day and we couldn't exactly think of the name of the car but Mari we were there at Mary's house and Mari was talking about how she was driving around with her top off I like sophomoric humor and and Mary I mean Mari meant she had the top of the convertible off t-tops Mari just threw it in there yeah thank you Dave yes and and Mari said in front of Mari said in front of Mary um that she was driving around with her top off and Mary just didn't she married like fell out of the chair exactly she didn't she didn't understand good times don't you know that's it lovely lady she's still with us that's awesome yes she had a health scare though right oh that was my mother-in-law oh okay this is my sister-in-law's mother ah yes my mother-in-law is fine okay yes she had a little bit of a health scare but but you know she's she's everybody's all right she's fine everybody's everybody's good I'm still with the Irish Catholic guilt though because I've been guilting my father since he ditched me on uh Father's Day he did oh he did yep he went to go play golf with other dads he just his daughter yeah that's what I said I said I'm the one who made you a father I'm the only one of my siblings that care oh no but he's like but thanks I was like wait wait a minute you're ditching me for other dad oh the course is private look I don't know wait a minute Dad wait a minute Dad it was a private course and you can get on I'm sorry exactly I have to agree with Dad I'm sorry and there was no there was no bleeps given he was like that's it goodbye goodbye daughter This Is Where I Leave You I know where I stand Hank and private course or spending time with his daughter it's the private course I get it where was it I don't know somewhere he didn't even tell me where oh okay and I know and I know golf courses so you didn't even tell me where oh all right right must have been really private whatever dad but he loves you oh I know I'll make it up to him don't worry right okay I'm not worried about that at all all right we're gonna go play radio for real we gotta get back to that so everyone do you want to say goodbye we're not going to see you for two weeks no just two weeks this week just a week I'll be on this weekend and then um I won't be here on Tuesday and I won't be on Saturday but I'll be back on on Sunday doing Sunday school okay so supposedly our new website is dropping today we've got a lot of new stuff happening here so don't go anywhere eliminatedio.com you'll be able to see Hank and uh we're gonna be uploading some new stuff for your new show yes which I'm looking forward to so we'll debut that when you get back from Florida a little bit of jazz on Sundays which I think we can class the joints up around here yeah a little bit classy that's it and uh tomorrow we're going to be um live from Treehouse Brewing Company so I will see you then also we're going to be debuting one of our first interviews from Rockland Trust Tommy's place and what we're doing there for the lemonade stands this summer make sure you stop by Rockland Trust grab your lemonade stand kit and don't worry nobody on the cape will give you a problem well just don't yeah I was going to say we were reading a story um in in Billerica apparently people are complaining in there um telling the kids to make sure that they have their lemonade stands only in places that are appropriately zoned for lemonade stands bye that's 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