Hank Sennott on Crazy Crime

what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really Su at book CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual just had a visual I he proud of it no you were in for it today Hank happy holidays I was singing the same thing in my head you were get out of my head oh okay that's you know what we've worked together too long right I was like wow I was actually singing that in my head oh boy yeah right it well it is like Christmas week for us I mean next week it's just pretty much Christmas so like this is the week before this is the running around this is the last minute the culmination what did I forget what do I need to get where am I going right where haven't I been who did I forget right and this is ugly sweater week here at lemon Ado so wear your ugly sweaters to any of our events trivia music Bingo dance parties you bring in the ugly sweater out whatever it is you can swap them you can wear whatever outfit I had a cute uh teammate of uh regular trivia goers of ours and she's like well this is Christmas I know it's not not an ugly sweater or is it I I was like don't worry about it it's Christmas you're fine you fit the bill if you think it's ugly it's ugly Mari threw out all my ugly sweaters when we got married 35 years ago well that's disappointing and I don't think I've had one since we had an ugly sweater party before it was a big thing uhuh um I want to say about 15 years ago and friends of ours were like wow that's such an ugly sweater and he's like what see see that was my what do you mean he didn't get the memo he just had an ugly sweater think that's very nice that's why I'm not allowed to generally speaking pick up my own clothes I love it I let my husband do his thing okay he always usually buys the same clo like color though he has several of those like Browns greens he looks like a a leaf in the fall all the time those are his colors loves that Olive I don't get it whatever it's not my job to dress him he's a grown ass man he can do it himself ugly sweater week this week and it's also cookie week so at all of our shows we're offering Girl Scout cookies I bought several cases of Girl Scout cookies and we're offering those as a prize oh very cool yeah right people love Girl Scout cookies they must be excited yeah they are very excited Diana I love cookies thank you Diana good morning Cindy Mari good morning to you nothing you can hear us or yeah or no it's yeah I went to YouTube it wasn't on YouTube I can't keep track of what work or what doesn't around here I'm telling you what so are we on YouTube or not I don't know are are we anywhere else besides here I don't know hey in the home studio everything seemed to be of working order it worked yesterday when when Miss Brie was here right no it is it is functioning so there there we go it says some destinations won't get comments so I can't keep track of of which and where we got a lot to talk about today yes we do holiday baking champion let's start there well we we you know I ruin it foru anybody let's just say we're very proud of Natasha okay she did really really really well I thought I laughed yesterday because things to do in Plymouth or whatever is like a Facebook page you know our group Pages we love and some guy got on there and he's like who's this Natasha and Plymouth because he was watching the show but didn't connect to where or who she was oh mhm I think she got an awful lot of camera time um as the show went on and last night she got more camera time than anybody else okay so knew it was happening so I wouldn't be so I wouldn't be surprised if she's back on again okay or if they or if they have her because she kept she and one other person just seemed to keep getting all the camera time all the camera time all the camera time so it was um yeah she did she did she did really well and you'll find out and then we can talk about it okay and then because the Food Network won't be managing her her schedule we'll be able to get her on to come and talk to us because like you said before there are so many questions I know about how shows like that work yeah I'm I have tons of questions you know me I'm like what's that what's that can I go there okay good it was just Cindy you made me a little bit nervous for a second you know it's Tuesday I've been down here since 5 I was up at and you know who was up texting me Chris B oh jeez he's like I'm sorry I hope I didn't wake you up I was like no unfortunately I was already awake and what was he doing awake at well he's always up he's like one of those people it's 3:00 a.m. and he's up you know there's a whole network of us crazy morning people Cindy Jones myself I think Carol Sherman's an early riser we're all up doing nothing because we can't sleep because apparently this is what happens when you get old and you can't sleep well I'm old and I'm up early but I'm not up that early yeah what's up Gabby and if I woke up I wouldn't think to text you I love you but I wouldn't think to text you no it's I think it was by accident he was trying to text somebody else and it was a just a picture of Province Town Town Hall okay he wasn't sending pictures at 300 in the morning no we're not having those kind of things we're just up early okay what's up Mary Jane good to see your face here it's Tuesday Hank and Stephanie we're getting it going it's a it's a tough week I just feel like I'm So overcommitted and I've got so many things going on and also you know I've got I've got my big girl boss hat on right so people are picking up auction prizes people are picking up parade prizes right parade went really well it was it was awesome it was freezing yes I bet it was it was so cold oh good morning Lauren yeah well we're at the we it seems that the night that my as a Christmas present my kid brother takes us to to the Christmas pops and then takes us out to dinner fabulous and it seems to coincide on the on the night of the parade the pops were fabulous oh my goodness and he gets the best tickets second balcony all the way down at the end where the orchestra is so you're looking down you know it's like you're the you're the king and queen and the royal family in the in the Box because everyone can see you're so fancy can can see you and and you're right level with Keith lockheart and it's it was just it was just a great time how this Keith he's getting up there yeah he's he's he's not as he's not as popping he's he's not as young and thin and dashing as he used to be well I mean we can't have everything forever no no but but he he he dances now even sing with with Santa Claus yeah that's all stuff he didn't he didn't used to do and I have to say a special hello to my sister-in-law's Aunt Mary who we picked up in um who lives in Bridgewater and we picked her up and brought her up she's a regular listener and I did not know that oh that's amazing hi Mary so good morning Mary thank you Mari said first balcony super fancy there yes I do I wake up and get my text done and usually first thing to me yes yes it is well there's a thing now on Instagram brand new feature on Instagram where you can DM someone and set a timer for it so in instances like that when you're up at 3:00 in the morning or 2:00 in the morning and you got a bright idea and you want to send somebody a message but you don't want to bother them then it seems creepy at 2 a.m. because you don't really know them like that you can schedule it I see especially for businesses I think that this is a nice little feature idea you know oh I saw this I don't want to forget about it because you know we are all like goldfish even though hint hint that's one of our trivia questions mhm goldfish they do have a memory of longer than 3 seconds oh they do they do uh but that happens to be there you go little nugget if you go to any of our trivas you've got one down check well you need to find something else to do on social because yeah next month Tik Tock is apparently do you believe this I don't well the the the here we go the president of Tik Tock in America went to Mar Lago yesterday oh this is serious talks and and president Trump said president-elect Trump said he he had a warm spot in his heart for Tik Tok because they used it very effectively during his campaign so I like how he said we used it it was the children yes yes but it was used during his campaign he thought effectively for him yeah and he he seemed to be expressing some reservations about um getting rid of it getting rid of it okay because he kind of likes it interesting yes I don't feel like he was saying that same thing a year ago of course not well because it was spying on us yeah right and apparently not the only thing that's spying on us good morning Larry happy Larry uh Gloria cat good to see your face I need to call you later got some questions chocolate Nana glad I can schedule a DM right right it's a new thing thank you Instagram for that feature but apparently people are saying that their um air fryers are spying on you their air fryers it's not necessarily the air fryer itself but I guess it's the app that goes along with it is giving too much information to the parent company about what it is that you're doing you're cooking with it right I'm like okay what else you gonna do with it they're cooking chicken again I don't have an app for my air fryer I don't have an app we don't I I wouldn't know of course how to use it we Mari does not have an app for her air fryer either I wouldn't know how to use it either I I don't use the air fryer it's my kid just just hit that button for two minutes and put it in and I'm like what what button got one that's built into our microwave and I just like hit all of the buttons and I'm like I think that worked I don't it's a rarity that I use it so uh yeah it is it spying on me what is it going to tell people what I ate yeah I mean what I did is it listening everything's listening to me now anyway you just have to assume that that's how things are now everybody's listening you know we're getting you don't have to be on Tik Tok to get spied on folks I mean really I mean just pretend like everyone's listening all the time right this is what I've taught my kids right well what about a hot mic situation right a hot mic situation happened at a town meeting fairly recently yes I kind of read about that yeah did you the cranberry bog situation yeah so we are going to have Chris Wilson from from the bogs on with us at some point um it's up for another conversation I guess another special town meeting I don't know what's going on but if you've been following the story at all on the vine is the name of their business they run a cranberry bog which we've had their Cranberries for sale at the mash B Farmers Market while the town of Yarmouth has now decided that they want to build a Wastewater pump treatment 25 feet away from their bogs can't do that 25 feet away from it and they're like this is the best place for it but the wild part is that they don't even own the land in which it's on they haven't actually even purchased it and right now they're refusing refusing to entertain moving it saying that that'll cost millions of dollars but they don't even own the land but they don't even own the land yet so it's it seems to be a curfuffle it seems to be like something slipped through the cracks or wasn't paid attention to but there was a special town meeting this week and what happened was one of the brand new Selectmen left her microphone on and you can hear her saying I can't stand these people you can't walk that one back NOP you can't say I was taken out of context can't say you misheard me nope you just don't do that nope that what a working mistake but yeah it is uh it it is just a cluster you know what uh it seemed to be a really messy meeting it seemed to be the person that was being in charge of the meeting was not even understanding what the things meant he was like oh whatever just make a vote get it out of my face it's and I get that you are so short after two hours of listening to whatever it is two presentations people voicing their opinions uh but most of which are probably uninformed anyway well exactly but it just seems to be a very messy situation and there's a very real business on the line and I know for a fact having worked at our farmers market and working with mdar and all the places that are trying to save farms and businesses that farm putting a wastewater treatment plant 25 feet from a bog is really not the best idea when there are three federal grants right now trying to save and help Cranberry Bogs right so somebody's not paying attention and and and the thing about those meetings is people come with their remarks already prepared so you know the the the the protagonist is in the right word but the people making the presentation can make a presentation that answers half their questions or refus three quarters of what they say yeah and they get up and they read their remarks anyway yeah I mean that's the thing that drove me crazy when I was a sleman and then chairman of the finance committee yeah how did you deal with all of that Dad Dad I was never to moderator thank God because I would have thrown the gavel but that poor guy had no chance I you just you just sit there and you go but I just explained this that's not what I said yeah you know and then someone goes well what about never mind right well you're I'm you're allowed to that's the the place in the Forum in which to say what it is but but here's a here's a here's a helpful hint folks don't ever use the word what about the taxpayers yeah that is so overused well everybody in the audience was like what's another million I mean you know and I felt bad for Dorcas was like I'm worried about the fiduciary responsibility up here which I totally understand but also what is another million for $200 million project oh yeah that that probably won't get underway for a decade and a half any I know it's just so messy and somebody's got to fix it I do not envy anything that's going on there but I do know that that's not the place for it good morning Lynn and Nicole thanks for joining us that's that's the issue with with the problem of wire quality here on here on Cape Cod yeah we've collectively kicked the can down the road for so long because we didn't want to spend money we didn't want to what about the taxpayers raise raise tax pay you know raise taxes or whatever to do we had to do now we're stuck with these monster problems monstrous projects that you know it's got to be taken on it just has to be done has to be taken on or you know one of the things that makes Cape Cod Cape Cod is you know the water and um I mean you can't have every Pawn closed down every summer Nate says he writes political speeches with his air fryer and Cindy says it sounds like parks and wreck no at least parks and wreck was funny this was not funny this was just like it was a comedy because it's it's a it's a nightmare of a situation I do not envy armouth right now and what they're dealing with no but that thing needs to be moved it just can't be there period it's awful uh so they must don't they have Town land somewhere well that's exactly they're saying they don't I know yam is a big town and the town probably owns a lot of land I'm making we're all at an assumption here for the sake of the argument but really I know I know it you can put it anywhere watch the meeting for yourself I'm sure you're going to be seeing a lot more of this circulating and uh thank God for YouTube cuz I'm telling you what it's all there and you can watch it I got sucked into that rabbit hole two hours of my morning this morning at 5 am watching this good hey at least I feel a little bit more informed now most down most downloaded free app by the way of 2024 is they're definitely spying on you TAMU it's the shopping app oh my gosh yes with all the cheap stuff that's coming over on cargo ships that you get three months later and it's never the thing that you actually purchased but I've got girlfriends that swear by this fast fashion junk and they just love it it's trash stop buying it um yeah what about them asking dumb questions 100% there's always dumb questions right there's plenty of those to go around don't worry about it all right let's take a look at a little crazy crime I know you've got something locally oh gosh the the the latest entry from the sandwich Police Department never disappoints God bless them how about this one a homeowner called a 911 emergency line to ask if her power was still out the woman was transferred to the business line and then provided a contact number for ever Source ma'am uh let's see there's just a bunch of them do I have time to read this one this is a long this is the time I'll take I'll sit here for it a woman reported while sitting in her car on the phone sitting her car on the that's not right but in the parking lot of town neck Beach another vehicle sped into the lot looped around and parked next to her an individual in that suspect vehicle stood up stood up through the sunroof then turned to look at her at that time she realized the person was wearing a Chucky mask that's good clean fun not interested in being friends till the end the woman left the parking lot Chucky followed not long after she was unable to get a make or model of the vehicle please call PD if you see Chucky the creepy little guy from Trilogy of Terror or Annabelle hanging around we don't care about that shelf elf you invited him in that's a civil issue that's right that's fine but you can't be following people out scaring them with masks like you just can't do that heritage Heritage Gardens might want to hang a sign in their elevator with instructions on how to operate the lift we get a lot of calls for assistance from people that always say I hit the wrong button why would you go in an elevator somewhere and if you hit the wrong button call the police to say you hit the wrong button how does how does that I've been in that elevator and I don't recall that they're being maybe they just didn't understand how to open the door or where to go or what to do I I don't I was also raised by an elevator mechanic so I've never been afraid in an elevator that is just a bizarre situation it is a smaller than normal elevator so maybe they got maybe they panicked a 911 no no these are several calls there getting here's another one a 911 caller reported a suspicious individual standing in the bushes near the intersection of madad and harlo Road the subject was gone when the officers arrived I could probably guess what the guy was doing but also are you calling the police cuz you see someone standing in a bush I'm not I bet he was being in the woods yeah right have you ever called the police because you saw someone standing in a bush no have you cared I found a little Annabelle I was cleaning up after our farmers market and I found a doll in a package and it was looks creepy it's upstairs my husband's like why did you bring that home it's probably a bad here here's one final one okay a gentleman reported his Mercedes was stolen while he was attending an event at a local Civic venue the investigating officer noted that the Audi that the car had been that was parked in the space next that of the missing vehicle was unlocked and the keys were inside I have done that the registered owner could not be located at the event venue officers tried to make contact with that person surmising that perhaps he had taken the Mercedes b M AK the man with the missing car reported the person who had taken his car had made contact and it was a case of mistaken car oh this has happened to me folks there's a difference between an Audi and a Mercedes yes nonetheless well what happened was I was at an event and one of my friends had a little too much and she was like can you drive me home I said absolutely where's your car oh over there yep there it is get in get in there moving things I'm like your car won't start no it'll no it it will you got to click this thing I'm like do I'm not gonna say their name it won't start it won't start it won't start and then finally I get out and I take the click click and her car is like 20 feet away I'm like girl this is not your car oh no the blind leading the blind I got her home she was safe everything was fine oh my gosh un like this man over here from this crazy Crime Colorado oh where a man tells police he's a professional Drinker following a multi a professional Drinker vehicle crash T the season for holiday parties please please and thank you call someone call Uber call lft call a friend call me sit there and wait on the side of the road but do not get in the car and tell people you're a professional I think I shrunk again Hank's like I'm not going to stand for it there we go here we go cuz you're a fidgeter all right I'll sit still you don't have to there concludes our crazy crime so there's a new thing that I laughed resting gift face what resting gift face is what you have to practice when you're opening gifts is the season of getting a lot of them yes to even if you don't like what you're unwrapping uhhuh to make it look like that you do oh do you have resting gift face I have no idea I had never heard of it but I was like that makes so much sense have you ever unwrapped something and you were like thank you I I I don't know what to say I've never I've never met a gift that I didn't like no me me neither Gloria I'm here for the crime thank you very much you're welcome thanks for coming Gloria have a good day we delivered we delivered so resting gift face be cognizant of why you're out and about and people are giving you gifts to try and put on a smile even if it's something that you do not wish to have I'm sure there's another place for you to regift it to right right smile because you're thinking about where you're going to give this gift yeah people are going to love the gifts that we give we've got a big party coming up on Friday it's an ugly sweater Christmas party will be at knockabout we've got our company Christmas party earlier and then uh we're opening up to everybody to come dance have a good time and celebrate with us d J C cut is going to be playing us some tunes so if you want to just get down have a little dance party have a beer have some pizza and hang out with us you can do so with the STA entire staff of lemon Ado and also all of our friends if you've ever participated in one of our markets please come for a snack and a and a drink uh if you've ever shown up at one of our events we're just inviting you to come on down and have a good fun party with us right it'll be fun yeah I'm looking forward to it and uh just having a little bit of time off MH we decided to uh leave the country for Christmas where you going Canada we're out of here you got your passport of course oh yeah that's true you've been traveling yeah of course we do where you where are you going in no Canada Montreal Montreal that's a cool City I a long time but that's Co City yes I mean my kids are bigger I don't have to worry about it we don't need stuff right we got all the stuff we watch you're all going you and the you and the young people yep me and the young people are going very nice going to see my my older daughter before we leave MH she's got dad time oh okay can we talk about the fact that my daughter is 25 years old and because her father has purchased her ticket he gets to say whether or not her time is spent with who her time is spent with oh I see because she does not have a vehicle I see now she's in San Diego right now yeah okay yep so Dad paid for her to come visit so he gets to decide where she goes okay I'm like how old do okay all right so you get to see her and then my ex is a trip I'll tell you what that's starter husband of mine good God like what okay we'll have dinner before we leave I love you how how old are we I know how old are we now how long have we been doing this I'll fly you out every every mom and dad and caregiver of anybody in their 20s somethings knows that they're broke they work a lot right they haven't fig figured it all out yet right you know she she's working two jobs and she's doing her best and living in Southern California not cheap so I get it and I want to be uh available to her but uh the the nonsense of dealing with your ex in adulthood is still wild to me yeah after all these years right grow up like I all these I don't have time for although although my my my niece has a um um an ex an ex-boyfriend Who is the the father of their of their daughter and and he's still he can still be kind of that bad sometimes it's weird to me like we are adults people I hope you speak French my French is not good my daughter's French is better she saved our bacon when we were actually in France I was like Lily can you just order for us whatever it is I'm good at pointing and I can see what the french word is I just uh the last time we went to Montreal we used to routinely go tot monreal for um concerts in the summer MH and we loved osaga we would go all the time we we stopped going when I just I can't deal with weekend long concert events anymore yeah mom is tired yeah I say it happens when you get older that's not that's not fun anymore mama is tired it's a long day we used to take the kids when they were like teenagers our big our bigs so we got the bigs we got the litts uh and and we really loved it the whole Space is St Katherine's fun we really enjoy the whole city and they'll have fun but it's only for a few days old Montreal and yeah that's it's a cool City doing a little shopping doing a little snacking yep I'm happy with it so that that'll be our treat for ourselves and just get out get away get away from all of the things not you well it's full on complaint season which is why I opened it up yesterday to like what just lay it out there on social media lay your complaint out because they just seems to be a lot of grinches out there right now Hank's not being one today I'm not being one today no no in fact I took your costume away I know what I had to give the outfit back that's it we took it away you weren't going to wear it I I was going to wear it when get a little closer to Christmas I was I was getting used to the idea we saw a lot of grinches at the parade over the weekend you did I think that was only because it was a full body suit and they needed it for warmth y it was real cold out there all weekend there was a piece on the news this morning How the Grinch do Christmas is um in Boston at at one of the theaters and they were showing how they made up the the actor who plays the Grinch and it's like how many hours of made grinding process yeah of of you know the makeup and the hair and more makeup kudos to our artists the amount of work that goes into it my heart was absolutely broken for one of our vendors this weekend she had been set up somewhere and she turned around and her whole box of art was missing missing what 30 watercolors no mhm I was like that is so much work and she was like it was in a box I'm like I really hope somebody didn't throw it away I would like to think that there is an art Thief out there enjoying 30 watercolors somewhere W or you know trying to sell them somewhere and at least they're being enjoyed by somebody but to think of the amount of work an artist goes through yeah to produce 30 pieces of of art to just go missing in a box makes my heart broken for this particular vendor she was like setting up and then the box was gone yeah yeah I know somebody must wow I know it's It's upsetting what's they must have they must have been really fast too good morning good day to you Chris Ball Jackie good to see you Justin Chris don't text me at three o'clock in the morning I won't I won't answer buddy okay good morning yeah Cindy who does that Toronto is way better that's where my family is if it was like an extra ra less four hours from what I'm driving already I would come visit you in Toronto so you're going to drive up through Vermont and up into Montreal yeah yeah yeah it's like six hours five and a half hours yeah it's not even that bad we've gotta one of the things in our to-do list maybe we'll do it on you know Christmas break and everything we got to get our passports Megan and Mari and I have to get our passports renewed and and Mariana in each one yeah get that situated we got a cruise coming up if you're looking to gift the gift of something that will be an experience come on a cruise with us it's an adult only cruise we are going to the Western Caribbean and it's promising to be a great time do you want to explain that a little though what adults only 18 plus oh thank you yeah all right it's not it's not like a swinger CL I think you needed to clarify them you kept saying adults only I don't want your kids oh really well I had an instance when I was booking this hotel room that was like adults only and I'm like what do what do you mean my husband's like we can't book it I'm like why adults only I'm like we don't have babies the kids are 16 and 18 you have adults they're not babies anymore no it says adults it won't let me so then he looks at it and it said no cribs low windows I was like if we have to worry about that stuff with our son then we've got big problems he's larger than me right the boy is not going to fall out of window but if he does he's bigger than the window they said no kid it made me laugh I had to like just have this conversation with my husband you need to let go a little they're not babies anymore I was going to say it is it is hard to it's hard to adjust I mean it's hard to to adjust for us to think I mean Mariana's gonna be 13 in in in April yeah and that just moves her into a whole different tween bracket category she's not she's not a child anymore right you know if it was Adults Only Could Mari yeah she's 13 she yeah my God she's I know and we won't talk about how old I'll be in April but no we don't have to Hank we're just here living Our Lives having a good time uh no it's not a swinger club top optional no no no I love I love everyone I love our community that we've built here at lemonade oh Hank you make it worth getting up in the morning I'll tell you what that's right that's right you really do just don't text us you're right you can text me just set it as a DM on your Instagram it's our new feature now okay um so what about the holiday contest we talked a little bit about Natasha we didn't give away the show for our listeners but Natasha has teamed up with Mari Ed up with Mari and they're having a a a holiday food contest on Cape Cod dining at home and anywhere else so prepare your holiday Foods tag Mari and Natasha ashoff and and put it up on the page Mari can put some if you would Mari put some comments in the chat um about you know the specifics about about the contest but and the contest is being sponsored by Natasha and the prize is a $100 gift certificate very cool to cap batter very cool which is Natasha's Bakery yummy everything that she makes is delicious so folks this is this is a great way to end the year and yeah yeah even though I think I've eaten all the baked goods I've had one of everything i' I've done it I've done so much damage in the last month my brother my my my brother and I my younger brother out in out in the mid no he's down in the Carolinas now um you know we we still exchange gifts and it's like why are we doing this it's kind of cute though is it like money limit he sends a couple of bottles of wine we send you know it's it's that kind of we're doing it to doing my younger brother Eric who I see all the time that's different we're swapping gifts but he sent us this time cookies yeah and I I forget the I forget the brand but it's one of those you know boxes stacked up like trees yeah you know a big a bigger box and a smaller box and a smaller box and a smaller box oh my God the rushing nesting dolls of cookies those cookies are incredible I forget what the brand is they're crazy and then our F and then our um um our limo person yeah oh I know Michael the the Michael Bella what is it Bella Luxury Limos the official limo service of um lemono he sent us cookies and he sent you cookies too cookies and Carlos Bakery Lobster tales and they're my literal favorite they're still in the freezer I took one box out and I I had one every single day for breakfast I am disgusting yes I and then he came by I I don't know if he got to you he came by and he had a bag of Swag I love you to pieces I really he's so fun though more stuff and the thing was I couldn't see to find Santa any mouse pads anywhere y there were none in the office if I didn't take mine from home you know there's three of us with computers going we didn't have enough I finally went screw it I'm gonna go to Staples I know I'm gonna pay through the nose bought myself really nice mouse pad and everything so what's the first two things I pull out of the bag from Michael with a swag two mouse pads very nice mouse pads but now we have more mouse pads well now I have a mouse mouse pad in and Mari has one on her desk and work and we all have one at home there you go and we'll lose them within three months well there you go put the other ones in a drawer somewhere for when you do in fact lose them only now that you have a backup you won't lose it no because that's how it goes and if I can't find any I know who to go to not Staples Michael yeah exactly I have a bunch in my office too yeah every single time I've I have a meeting this week people are like new mouse fat I'm like sure I have a stack of them let me know if need one I I'll definitely hook you up good Christmas gifts mouse pads yeah everyone needs a mouse pad I don't know everybody else is doing it too now now I've got calendars I always buy from Sue fro who makes them at my doctor's office she's an amazing photographer yeah and uh she's like I'm I'm not gonna push but do you want a calendar I'm like girl I already bought your calendar and then now I got like three other ones cuz kpod life released a calendar with their magazine oh really which beautiful yeah but how many I like calendars but how many calendars do you need in your home and or your office I just like the pictures I know but you've got you've got a calendar in your phone yeah you know I I I still need the book yeah if if if it's not written down it's not real to me it can pop up on my phone that's wonderful but that's not real if it's not written down and with the book you can see ah head yeah that's true you know the thing on the phone is you see the day and then you've got to make an effort to try to find two months from now but if it's in the book you can it's just just too many I love how you were like did you get a lot you are you well rested am I well rested we start the whole process all over again and head into 2025 I've got so much planning to do that all of these calendars I'm like which calendar is this is this the Farmers Market calendar is this the lemon Ado's calendar is this the Chamber of commerce's calendar is this my calendar where are the kids doing I don't even know anymore who who am I what am I doing where's the calendar what's up John Cheryl's cookies were the cookies that you got hey Celeste thanks for joining us I just had my mother-in-law ask me if the kids were included in Yankee swap for Christmas they're all 18 plus seriously like right they're not kids even though we mentally can't let them not be our kids right that's the hard thing because they're still kids to us yep for sure yep and we haven't aged no of course not what are you crazy Hank um so uh speaking of aged I got a birthday coming up woof um will you be away for your birthday I will be away for my birthday but I'm coming back and apparently Lauren is planning some fun little party for me over at Old places oh really I requested karaoke She's got black lights over there so I think we're making a thing out of it black yeah black lights in karaoke yeah I'm I'm confused it's like a little neon party oh oh oh it's like a little glow-in-the-dark 80s party oh okay I got you so I'm going to have an party for my birthday uhuh I'm going to feel like I'm 80 and Lauren I was born before the 80s but thank you for that I appreciate that right but we're gonna have a party overdo places and I definitely requested some bad karaoke so if you'd like to join us too for that that'll be something Jamie Fox's birthday party did not end well did you see this no did not did not go well at all poor guy was just like celebrating his new lease on life all right I live through the stroke I live past a diddy accusation I'm out here just trying to live my life at Mr Cho's well did you see who it was no so it was Rock no could you imagine no would have been Will Smith right plot twist it's Will Smith it's not no who was it so it was the cast of Jackass oh that was having their company Christmas party nearby and they were trying to get Jamie Fox's attention but apparently were like really imbibing too much yeah really being that's a stunner well I guess JB Fox doesn't drink anymore he's like you know I would imagine sober as a judge over there celebrating his new lease on life stroke a blin a brain bleed yeah right EXA to be alive so yeah he's taking every moment to just be is he still gting Tom Cruz's ex-wife no they broke up okay before the stroke okay um so I guess one of them were doing laser pointers with like inappropriate laser pointers and like he was like seriously in front of my daughter like yeah like pee pees and wees laser pointers and he's like seriously guys and so one of them threw a glass tumbler at him broke broke on his face he ended up with stitches what a horrible birthday party and they let them stay on until Mr Cho had to call the police hours later hours later like why would you continue to Ser they had behaved bad enough already like how much money did they were they spending on this party to allow them to trat they must have been spending a boat well more than Jamie Fox right and trying to get Jamie Fox's attention so much that they yeah Chuck a glass at him I don't know so I wasn't surprised when I looked and I saw that it was the guys from Jackass no I'm not either what's up Liz I have not seen your face in a while good for you to check in I'm happy to see you I would like to see you in person though Miss I'll be out tonight over at Shipwrecked we got a little bit of trivia ugly sweater Christmas trivia mhm starts at 7:00 goes until 8:30 it's a quick little fast fun night out we got some great prizes including some Girl Scout Troop cookies and I got special delivered yesterday when I called out it was delivered to my office I paid for it in an app it was very different from my days of girl scouting yes yeah when they would stack Mari Mari was the cookie mom one year when when Megan was in girl C was I head it out with my little and started knocking on Strangers doors selling them cookies yep a door to door sales girl Y and that's how you got your start yeah right well no I was so thankful that I was I gave up the the cookie mom situation when Lily grew out of Girl Scouts I was a little bit thankful yeah because my family treated it like their personal Pantry of cookies and then when I had to do the accounting I'm like how many thousands of dollars of cookies did we purchase right so I could find all the boxes all over my children's bedroom that they hid in stashed I think we end up we we ended up buying all the cookies that didn't sell because we felt like like what what what I know whatever I'm G write the check write the check help the girls you know just don't lose it it's tax deduction whatever but wow who knew we were little entrepreneurs back then I just thought it was because I I never really understood the process of it my parents never really explained to me why we were doing this and what it was for just doing it I was just doing it I was like why are we doing this why are you making me talk to strangers why what you told me not to talk to strangers you told me not to go up to people's houses stranger danger here you are go ahead go ahead girl get it right yeah very different now we just bother all of our friends and family and that's how we get things done right fire a text right it's perfect yes at three o'clock in the morning what else is going on in the world of Hank and Mari are you guys like so overscheduled with all the things going on it's not it's not it's not too bad you know we had a our our today real estate office party last night over at 49% of offices have some sort of party for the holidays yeah only 49% well you know what I think they've gotten to be problematic and and some companies and offices just don't want to just don't want to deal with it the the the official sanction party I mean today real estate is having a party at um kquid oh on Thursday fancy fancy with the moonlighters Apparently very nice yes so I mean that's the It's Been a Good Year that's the you know that's the big company but um yeah I think I think people have just gotten scared off by the little you know office parties if you do it it's it's unofficial you're just getting you know together somewhere but the but the days of you know food and eggnog that were spicing in the office some people I've ruined it for other people well I missed the days of getting the two drink tickets from my boss and then waiting until she went to the bathroom and then stealing the whole roll from her purse when she walked away and giving them to everybody in the office they really missed me too I was like seriously what are we do everybody gets one everybody gets one go go why is the barbill so big it's weird it's weird they must I don't know I was always the naughty elf Hank but they had the tickets match up with the drinks look you B look boss lady you you controlled the ticket so I don't know what you did she knew she didn't care she laughed at me today is National maple syrup day uhuh why is it maple syrup day when they don't officially even do maple syrup stuff until this spring I don't know and and you have to have pancakes or something with it I mean maple syrup in and of itself is just kind of just kind of random speak for yourself I like the maple candies isn't that just Harden maple syrup yeah it is actually I don't know it's a little I don't know I'm not I'm not a big fan it's it's so sweet it makes your like cheeks hurt yeah it's it's like brain freeze right yeah every once in a while I like just one it's a good treat right I have another one from my two two package from the last time I think I was in Canada yes I don't need sweet sweets anymore I'm good no no no no no no I saw that Eugene Levy in his eyebrows turned 78 today really I just love him he's a funny guy right he is him Dan the whole family I'm very much missing some some comedy in my life yeah I'm surprised they haven't brought that back again somehow shitz Creek yeah I don't think he can bring it back I think it just had its time it was wonderful yeah and then it's done Katherine O'Hara right yeah omaa Ohara C her I adore her is she still with us yeah oh yeah she was just in the Beetle Juice redo okay she died in the Beetlejuice redo she did okay sorry if I ruined it for you Beetlejuice has been out now for a while yeah yeah sorry yeah I myself just watched it for the first time because it's now on HBO M I can't tell you what network anything is on anymore because I was going to say every time you talk about something it's like a different a different place that it's on which one right yeah and then when they get in a fighter don't pay their bills and then they move it over to a next Network and now my husband broke broke and bought peacock yesterday because he wanted to see all of the office MH and because my kids and him all Quote the office all of the time oh really I'm not one of those people that can remember quotes like that I can remember if I wrote it and I read it I can remember it kind of like the parade situation when I lost all of my notes I did okay with it however when I'm quoting movies like rtb is crazy he can remember a movie he can recite a whatever and it has to like sit and marinate in my brain for a little while that I can remember the movie but I can never remember the quote mhm ever yeah I'm not good like that no but I guess Malcolm in the Middle is coming back they're doing a reboot with all the old staff so I'm curious to see how that goes because I thought that that was a a cute little show that's gonna be on Disney plus oh okay that's no no no now who was in that Malcolm in the Middle was uh the guy from Breaking Bad okay that I can't remember his name yes okay I know Jane what's her face right so you listen to me so good okay Frankie munz who's now a race car driver that got injured I don't know how that's going to work oh all right and then I don't know who the other two brothers are the one that played Dewey who is my favorite so there we go that's right um elastic Glam On elastic Glam Facebook page we are voting round five the best Neo Glam songs of 2024 which we'll be playing on Lemon ado.com for our third annual Glam Rocking New Year's Eve countdown and the nominees are Brian pranon thank you very much yes and yeah let us know what the nominees are please sethy Seth third year in a row wow we've been doing this for this long thank you very much to all the supporters of lemon Ado honestly we could not have been doing it for as long as we do and since we've been talking about apps that spy on you ours doesn't so make sure you download it in the App Store lemon ado.com right I've got to redo the Google one though really it seems to be having an issue I know what's happening over there so you got one of those green text message phones I'm sorry you're going to have to wait until I work on that app and she's going on vacation only so many hours in the day there's only so many things I could do crying out loud rtb I miss your face you are going to be joining us on Friday and then we're going to be passing ships because I guess when I'm coming back from up North he's going out he's going to he's going to oada as well Jane casmer thank you oh Jane kmer you're so smart guys thanks for all your support I know that's why we love you for sure all right so what else is going on before we end the year I feel like I have so many things left to do this year but I really don't well there's not much year left I have I I have two trainings that I have to do for my real estate license that I've had that I shouldn't have been doing all year long apparently you've been putting off your continuing education so so that's going to uh yeah that'll that'll keep me busy the next couple days it's stuff I can do online and it's like just the onl courses that you have to repeat you know to to to keep your license and well you want to do that yeah I do so re up another year I do my wife's on the board of directors I'm on the finance committee with the association I should probably today exactly yes Practice What You Preach my friend can't set a bad example yeah no thank God I don't have to renew my radio license remember when we used to have to get a third class or maybe you don't I do I had a radio license a third class paper license I was like what a joke what a silly thing that was like I have my license to operate a radio that was so you don't need it anymore did no were you around for paper licenses of course of course I was paper what a joke they came in stone when I first started think like blend Stones that's amazing good morning Miss saraphina am I going to be seeing your gorgeous face with me on Friday we got some serious shows this week I'm very much looking forward to the fact that we are pretty much booked on Lemon Ado for Morning Show appearances through February at this point that's great I know we've got a few dates here and there for you to bop in so if you want to host a show with us we are open we are open to the public uh I'm going to be working more out of mash P TV as uh the new year starts and as we uh get our workflow together a little bit I was going to say does that mean Chris has the up early but he apparently gets up early anyway oh yeah he's always up early he likes to bark about it but he enjoys getting up early for us yeah we're enjoyable right Chris thank you all right what she's married to Bradley witford I don't even know who that is Bradley Whitford was on um um West Wing I don't think I ever watched The West Wing you never watched West Wing oh my goodness you have to watch West Wing that seems like a lot of seasons though not that many you know well depending upon your political persuasion you may watch West Wing and cry oh like it's real when surveying the current situation uh you know what I'm just like I'm one of those go with the flow kind of things president Joshua Barlett whenever my husband starts talking about political things I I tend to like tune out and especially if it's stuff that does not matter to our general life I get so aggravated that he spent that amount of brain power thinking about things that don't affect him he makes me crazy I have a hard time with politics yeah and and if it's not local whatever is going to go on down in Washington boys and girls there's nothing we can do no that's the thing please please don't turn any gray than what you are don't don't go and buy more blonde hair dye to cover up the Grays it's not worth it yeah there's only so many things I can process and right now the in is full we're full I'm sticking to my little bubble I'm sticking to the town of mashpi then Cape Cod and then then my family out outside of that area the ones that I like um after that I can't I can't help you he was also in the west wing also in movies like Get Out The Cabin in the Woods thank you very much and thank you Seth for dropping the poll for people to decide what their 2024 looks like Holly thank you for joining us our very favorite Holly the mother of the most amazing musician Miss Vanna pachella oh yeah uh GNA be doing her Vana days Thursdays and it's just her collab it's her and three local artists they all do their solo stuff and they get together and jam out 6 to eight Thursdays over at steeple Street Music so support local musicians I we definitely do and I got to talk to everyone about some gig opportunities that I've got coming up because people keep asking me and apparently that's what I'm a talent Booker now add that to my list of things this is what I do I like connecting people so if I can connect you to a gig in something that includes money I will absolutely always do that for you this is what we're here for also if you're a business I am not missing a moment to let you know that we are here to help at the mashby Chamber of Commerce if there's something that you've got going on in your business that you want everybody to know about please let us know we're here for you absolutely hey Miss Sarah you and I need to get together because ccyp is doing some amazing things too kod young professionals thank you not just for young people oh not just for adults just adults just young people just for people people okay that's it you could be a young professional that no age limit you're new to being a professional okay I had this conversation with my husband when I was like you know what you should do you should join ccyp that's for young people no no it's not it's not at all that's not what that means well see there's a problem with young in there yeah well I guess Sarah after the New Year she said after the New Year support the future work course exactly right that's absolutely what we need to do um so we're wrapping up today oh I liked adventures and babysitting it was a bad movie also your memory is crazy rtb yeah we have so many new initiatives in 2025 but right now everybody's kind of winding down their brain and I love that for us I need to shut mine off eventually give it a break yeah right we're trying my daughter's trying to do her finals right now and I can see smoke billowing from her brain she's got two more left oh she had to go back to turn into paper other than she's still here but but but I thought she told me she had to go back she physically has to go back to hand her professor a paper now that guy's a jerk right that guy's a jerk I'm assuming it's a guy yeah it is he's a jerk I agree there's no need in this day and age there's absolutely no need to do that nine well actually 24 years of teaching right last night at Bridgewater State University that's dumb we're embarking on 2025 when you're making somebody drive back it it's it's a climate change class are you kidding me nope this wait wait wait a minute climate change would would kind of imply that this person is kind of for the lack of a better word cool or with it or or up to date on things and he's making people hand in a paper yep oh that's wrong on so many levels Sor sorry pal Professor to Professor a physical paper that she has to a special trip back and forth to drive at I was just like I find the ird amazing I I I don't remember when I was teaching I don't remember the last time I had a physical paper yes right put it on the website email it to me I there's so many things that I was like okay oh that's terrible but it's just the professor it's not the school so that's terrible but the school is good lik the school rtb mark your calendar he's leaving 70s 8 black light birthday party I don't know how this magic itself up but it's happening thank you very much for planning it Lauren if you need a birthday party space make sure you go visit our friends over at Old places and yes Sarah I will send you the link so that you can come on the show with the new executive director of ccyp and chat all things about the cool things that you do with ccyp I appreciate that so much Stephan's 80s black light birthday party okay we do all things here at lemon Ado thank you very much for supporting us today Hank I will see you on Thursday yes over at Mash PTV correct whatever it is that you're doing today and you're getting those last minute Christmas gifts Emily said she just finished up her shopping good for you well I have I have ideas the next two days on um lunch break yeah an easy gift to give people is a book but if you're gonna cop out and give somebody a book at least make it a good one yeah so I have from Barnes && Noble all the top fiction non-fiction science fiction books that I'm gonna run through all the the lists of all the all the top books so when you go to buy Uncle Harry something at least make it one that you know isn't in The Bargain Bin is something that's good I love that Seth uh I'm glad you mentioned that he said I saw the new Margaritaville Resort in Cap Cod is looking for bands and artists as well well you know what I talked to a salesperson from the new Margaritaville and guess what that link is a lie no so people that have been sending their information to whoever this human is now has all of your contact information so whether they're building some sort of entertainment company or whether they're building some sort of database or whether they're building some sort of anything if you've sent them an email or you commented on Facebook you have just given them all of your information and they do not in fact work for Margaret eille you're kidding no God people suck I know scams everywhere just be careful for it I do have to make mention of the fact that someone and I will give you Grace if you return it in the next few weeks but someone did in fact help themselves to our credit card processor at the mhby farmers market no somebody tried to change the password on it yesterday and so we have the company that we work with that is looking for it um so please please just return it if you took it by accident but it doesn't seem as if someone took it by accident how would you take that oh that looks like my credit card processor I leave it I think I'll take it home I know it's really disappointing and it's this time of year that you know whether you're desperate or sad or you're doing something because you think if you're sad find a way to help I know it's just really really disappo find way to help but I know it's unfortunate that that uh was not wow I know so yeah please return it no questions asked I don't really care we just need the piece of equipment that would really be helpful so that we don't have to replace it because that really stinks and it was you know not cheap so um please return it thank you and on that have a nice day have a nice day and uh we'll talk to you tomorrow on Lemon Ado bye kids make sure you listen to lunch break whoop whoop uh oh you're blowing up over there you're busy man oh I don't know what's going on over here