Botched Anthem, lies that were told to 90's kids, save on electricity, closed beaches, and kids day is coming; Grab a coffee and let's get this day going
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entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really suck at book club I did Fabulous I'm what I just had a visual I just had a visual proud of it hello hello hello boys and girls how are you I was just reading on uh apparently now you have to subscribe or pay for the premium service for elon's service to stream live on X oh really so I was like oh that's we'll just cut that one off yep yep save a little money there sorry Elon you don't need my money don't be a jerk what what a pit that is right I I avoided for a while and then obviously what what happened over the you know over the weekend I went back on to you know kind of catch the coverage and everything and and it's it's just a pit it is just a pit it's always been a cesspool on on Twitter and X but it's also a pretty fast news or information aggregator so that is why I've always kind of just swam in the Cesspool right if you will right but it's the it's the it's it's the rumormongers and the conspiracy theorists and that's everywhere now though I suppose so I suppose it just it just stands out more to me on um on X or Twitter or or whatever right whatever we're calling it at this point in time whatever Elon feels like today right just like his kids what what what's your name huh that's fine there'll be another there'll be another not a big deal taking over the world happy Tuesday everybody I am excited to have you along for the ride I'm excited as well yeah right it's hot I'm sick of it already oh I know it and you're the one who likes the heat though I know I like it it doesn't it really doesn't bother me at all but Mariana even said to me isn't this what everybody said they wanted I went yeah yeah honey it is but we would like to complain about the weather anyway but I'm seeing an increasing amount of let's get the fall going traffic I mean slowy roll pumpkin spice latte people right you it you're gonna miss it we've got about two months the the extended forecast through Sunday Sunday is going to be another nice day so far oh good hopefully not a beach day we need that like in between we need that cloudy day with maybe a thread of rain but not rain okay just so that our vendors don't die oh all right but it was a good turnout though it really was we had uh we had over 50 vendors at our Farmers Market getting some food yeah well like it's just I'm very excited for all of the things that we are building in our community and I know you hear me talk about it every single week but honestly it really is just such a magical space Vanna pacello was our entertainment oh my goodness she's amazing Mariana was like where where's that coming from I know and I told her how old she was she you kid you're kidding right and she just turned 17 yeah unbelievable I she's absolutely incredible we will see her on big stages H everywhere we can say we knew her when absolutely we knew her when she played the farmers market in right I love that her parents are now full on Ries oh I saw that I was waiting for her and I saw this like older guy bunch of older guys setting stuff up going best going oh my God she's hooked a dad in now he's dad of the year over there oh yeah he he likes it though he likes to fuss with the sound to get the sound just right right he had it just right oh really it was perfect it was perfect it's so melodic um it's just really incredible to see the amount of talent that we have on the cape and we're so lucky to have it every single week in Mash B this week we've got a special treat it's kids week so if you know any little grandkids friends kids if you've got any people that are under the age of like 12 they are going to really enjoy the musicians that we have coming jaming with you is a Boston based group they're nationally recognized they're going to do two sets where the kids can come and they've got like little instruments they put instruments in the kids hands oh that's cool and they just like literally jam out with you um so if you've got little people this they're just going to absolutely adore this group that we're having uh because it's kids week so we have got our power of produce program Mariana is going to be heading that up right and uh kids can come get a little token from the mashby chamber and go shop pick a fruit or a vegetable something that they've never tried something that they really like I don't care how they use their money but it's their money to spend at the market on food so I think it's just really cool and they can do a no thank you taste or maybe they can Chef up something with a little little bit that they got maybe with Mom and Dad's help they can get a little more do alligator bites count no they do not count okay I got a I got to try those one of these weekends fresh fruit and vegetable Wildman game is there and uh he's got some great food also fresh roll will be there got lots of food opportunities we're working on having an ice cream truck there because it is National Ice Cream day it's it's an ice cream sunday oh my gosh oh wow so oh boy I'm never leaving polar cave committed to it but I have to just remind Mark that he did commit to it months ago and make sure that he's on board this week all right I was like remember what I asked you three months ago for this day it's this day so Mark if you're out there just a gentle reminder it's ice cream day yes and we're telling everyone that you're gonna be there mark So if you don't show up it's on you you said yes what's up Mary Jane thanks for joining us and by the way folks I did say alligator binds yeah there was there was a vendor there food vendor and he serves alligator bites and he saw it I saw the name there and I said really do you have alligator bites he he's a cool dude he's he's a he's an interesting cat he's an old hippie and uh he looked at me and he said why the hell would I put it there if I didn't okay okay I'm sorry but a good guy though he looks like he wrestled Gators back in his day yes yes I was waiting for that well I caught one next time was down in Florida and I did it myself did it myself I feel like they're protected there for some reason oh probably even though we have so many of them what's up Emily maybe that's why they don't throw the politicians in Florida to the Gators Jenny Jordan how are you it's too soon Hank it's too soon hi Don how are you doing on our West Coast Journey what pets of the week do you have I saw you made a badass chery board the other day I was very jealous it looked delicious like honestly if there was one food of life left I I would hope it would be a chery board I could live off of little cheeses and do you realize not all that long ago we didn't know what that was that was just appetizers just appetizers they have some cheese and crackers right on a paper plate or whatever and it didn't have a fancy name didn't have a fancy name it's a fancy board and all kinds of special knives now and and it's a whole it's a whole industry yeah one of our one of our good friends Madison Mayer has her own little side hustle not only is she an actress and she is doing um oh what is that Rocky Horror Picture Show in Province toown right now for like the next 8 10 weeks she's also got her chy side hustle so she does she makes like the most visually stunning boards like they're too pretty to eat uh I ordered one for Valentine's Day one day and uh my mother-in-law was like how much did you pay for that I'm like but she's like but it's too pretty to eat I'm like stop judging and just eat the cheese and meats please eat right I paid for it exactly yeah if I want to buy it I'm gonna buy it hello Cindy good morning to you how are you what's up Adam how are you hope you're doing well enjoying your summer uh have you got a cape trip in mind some of your sundancers trips goon oh Don very expensive they are I didn't know that you were a chef on the Caped on well you know how to make a good charcer board very fancy look good okay so today's prime day um fun fact about Stephanie I do not have an Amazon account you don't I don't I thought you did no that's Cliff oh I don't have one because I don't know oh I'm the local gal okay well we shop local too but but we both have Amazon accounts you know what I edited a podcast yesterday that actually put a lot of fear in me about Amazon finances Amazon buying from China uh there there are two former government execs that are now like Finance guys and like they're going through and basically auditing companies that you should not invest with and why and where their backend money goes and evaluating risk and whatnot and I was just like absolutely terrified listening to this podcast considering the climate of the world right so so you're going to reallocate the the Stephanie and the morning Millions to other to other invest tank I'm not buying any Prime deals here but I know a lot of people are very into the prime day and what you can get with it well I need new golf balls so I'm gonna have to I need new golf balls I tried to find them at dicks and dicks didn't have them I was very surprised yeah so I bought some anyway and but I really have to get the get the ones that I that I really like because they're good for old guys okay they're good for old guys well they're good for old guys in terms of your t-shot because they they carry and then they roll oh so so you get good distance you're asking a lot of a ball right I know however however the the the negative factor of this is when it gets on the green because it rolls it's more difficult to putt okay slippery little sucker and you'll roll it past the hole so it's kind of this this or that I'll take the longer drive and then see what I can do about putting because my putting usually isn't all that bad so we'll we'll see I mean I play I don't embarrass myself golf okay how how does that work I don't embarrass myself all right just pick it up like we're done here you know a stupid shot you know a stupid shot here a stupid shot there boy I really blew that hole okay we'll go to the next one but I never leave leave feeling like I embarrassed myself I get some good scores I hit some good shots am I ever gonna break par no probably not but that's okay we gotta go out at one point I got to dust off my clubs oh absolutely cobwebs on those things Cindy there's a lot that you're saying over here that I'm definitely not in but you just gave an open to a girl who likes you know what what what they're just ball jokes what oh jeez just ball jokes in general good morning Slater thank you for joining us I saw something this morning we won't talk about it today I'll probably save it for later on but but your your golf balls can apparently help your help your plants grow oh okay now you're in my world now we're talking all right how I I don't I'll have to go backing I don't know I'll have to go back and find the my garden is just exploding I was I had a zucchini and then Cliff took it Lily took it with her to work and gave it a tea you're welcome te I was very excited for that zucchini but apparently another one has grown in its day because it's been so African hot outside right that I don't have a problem they're continuing to grow Karen it was so good to see you at the market on Sunday you and your poodle that was very well behaved well-mannered cam thanks for joining us this morning and uh who else is joining us Margie how are you yeah hope you're having a great day it's Tuesday it already feels to me like it's like Friday I've got a very busy week this week and uh we're gearing up for the fair barnow county fair is coming and um that's a week from tomorrow yeah no yeah Sunday right oh but but the thing that we're involved with is tomorrow correct yes our demolition derby is a week from tomorrow um but the fair kicks off this week is when they're dropping all their stuff off all the stuff to be considered for judging so you're quilts and your um grown vegetables and your best flowers and all of the vendors of perishable non- perishable I was chatting with one of our vendors who is a photographer at the mashby farmers market and he's also fullon Fair guy he's on the board so he's like this is what this is going on this is going on so we're gonna be able to chat with Wendy this week and talk about some of the Agricultural things that are going on at the fair not necessarily the ride stuff but he said the blooming onion guy and the lemonade guy have already been there they said they fired it all up and started putting it all together if you drive by the fair you can see some of the rides that are assembling right now it's happening be prepared for it I don't I don't know about the rides but we talk about that my ride days are over also I'm just I'm not please I had a hard time getting out of bed with my back today like I don't need to be throwing risk into the equation here right I'll bring the kids even uh Lil is kind of over the roller coaster phase of her life she used to be the daring devil now she's like me I was like you're not going to go to uh it was Six Flags for her senior um day or whatever and that was the only one that she didn't want to go to really she's like N I don't feel like dealing with rides and people like okay okay thank you for being cheaper I appreciate you yeah because that's not a cheap day Six Flags are really any place like that oh later the demolition derby I let's clarify I'm not driving in the demolition derby lemon Ado is your host so we're going to be chatting I'm not going to pull a cat or an aie or anything like that and get out there and try and win my way in that demolition derby they've got three or four guys that are absolute demo professionals and just they they set themselves up for Success they seemingly win every year and they're really good at what they do and I enjoy watching them Smash and Crash other cars yeah so we'll be there as Spectators all those things we dream we could do sometimes you know sometimes you're driving and you're behind somebody and you think to yourself oh if this was a demolition derby I would there was a lot of that going on on the cape in fact there was a big accident in Mash B by your neck of the woods and they still been cleaned it up oh I know it's been like a kep what over the weekend yeah I don't know how the person well I don't know I just laughed because my girlfriend who we spent the day on the vineyard and that accident happened and she's not one of of those people that knows her way around and doesn't like driving at night and so she's like they just shut the road off I'm driving around Mash B I don't even know where I'm going I'm like you got a GPS well I wasn't able to follow it because the traffic and the accidents and I didn't know where I was I was driving around Mash B for a solid 20 minutes I eventually have no idea how I made it to the rotary oh yeah M was trying to get home from work you're not even that old why you know M was trying to get home from work and it took her like forever yeah well they still Haven cleaned it up why is there Refuge is still in the road I don't I don't know and you have to think that the person was either Under the Influence or had a medical emergency because the path of the car which they've marked off yeah right with spray paint with spray paint was like you know took out the the little stoplight and then came around and maybe they had questions they had to draw themselves about yeah maybe they were following GPS because I don't know what the heck was going on with that it looked crazy yeah and they just redid the roads over there so I oh may have to redo them again yeah is that traffic pattern that one didn't work still working on the roads it's the middle of July what are they thinking I don't get it either and we are like Max Capacity of people right now right good morning Roberta Nate hi Trish thanks for joining us it's Hank it's Stephanie it's Tuesday we were just talking about some uh some traffic stuff it made me laugh though was I was wondering why mashby hasn't clean that up apparently we've been having a little problem sandwich police blotter you make me laugh okay every single week and I laughed at our crazy crime story because it opens up with the fact that they had to a motorist called to report a damsel in distress being carried by another woman on Route 130 officers provided them both with a courtesy ride to a Forestdale residency Plumbing issues at the mash P PD prompted the agency to request processing and holding a prisoner for a few hours until the plumbing could fix the problem they said we were happy that we could uh be there and assist a room at the in but as for mashby no chance that they're going to get their superhost status on Airbnb now thank you for the great laughs sandwich Police Department right they posted this a couple of days ago and I haven't had a chance to talk to anybody they been posting lately this is a a new post they've been quiet for a couple of weeks oh well they they came out with a banger this week I'll tell you that right now I haven't looked at it yet between dolls and other people like calling the the Anabelle dolls well this one apparently um it wouldn't be a beautiful summer weekend if we didn't get a call for a yearl long ongoing feud between a homeowner and a neighbor Association several issues were raised about easements storage of water toys and people trespassing on a private beach one side claimed that there was a confrontation and the other side said it never happened the association president stated that he would send an email to members to store their beach toys under the association staircase to the beach Annabelle question mark a realistic looking baby doll and a donation bin can cause quite a stir oh it was a good laugh folks that's all you got to do that's what you're calling the police for freaking beach toys grow up oh my goodness people drive me crazy oh my goodness he could just grow up and then there's the story of Terell Davis I don't if she seen this no I don't know um retired NFL football player um former Super Bowl MVP he's on a flight with his wife and kids and his one of his children asks for a they need more ice or a cup of water or something and the Kevin staff person doesn't seem to hear so as the person walks by Terrell Davis goes hey excuse me and the person turns around and goes don't you hit me they land wherever where they're landing and the authorities get on shut up put him in handcuffs and take him off are you kidding me no did anybody have it on camera oh I'm sure because every I mean it was Terrell Davis I mean no I wonder if somebody had like the tap like is it did he say it was a tap and and the here's what happened the airlin has apologized they have um suspended with pay the cabin staffer oh so it seems like the cabin staffer kind of aggressed yeah over overreacted but you know Terrell Davis was saying this has resulted in us having you know some tough conversations with our kids one they've seen daddy carded off in handcuffs oh and then two he's afro he's afroamerican and you know it just it's it's not a good look for the airline for the airline at at at all I just wish that I somebody has to have an accounting if it was not so aggressive I'm sure it wasn't yeah he's he's he's known as a um a very nice guy and and you know didn't wouldn't punch anybody just right hey you know could you could you and this person like flipped oh not good yeah I take it down a notch everybody take it down uh Nate thank you very much for that did you see what he said yes good morning folks Fergie is celebrating as she is now not not the worst national anthem candidate I heard people groaning last night I was cleaning up for trivia but I didn't understand what they were groaning about and then this morning I got to listen to it with my headphones on even though I wish I hadn't right the national anthem that was sung by ingred a country star Andress in Andress yeah and uh it it was bad you know what I love about it she's a country star yeah because the country fans would be the first ones to complain and condemn anyone else from any other genre that somehow didn't gued up the national anthem right didn't sing the prong appropriately and and and with enough respect so I'm glad if you watch her videos she does have a good voice so so maybe she needs the studio maybe she needs autotune yeah but she was like I heard a little bit of it and I thought well that's okay it's not a great one I mean you know nobody's going to be new Houston so let's just no but when she got into like the big portion of the song like yeah the opening was okay it wasn't great it was it was okay and and and actually some of part of me was thinking this is probably some I don't know celebrity that I didn't know who they drafted to sing the national it was obvious she couldn't hear so whatever her monitor whatever her excuses going to be it just goes down as you know yeah this no more National gigs for her yeah yeah don't sing it again please sorry she's not Carly teft no no she Guff that one big time yep um so we've got the Olympics that is happening Paris is getting all kinds of scrutiny right now per did you hear that they were busting their homeless out of town oh geez so they tell all their homeless people we're going to give you a place to live we're gonna give you the this we're going to give you the that and then they just bring them to a village that that nobody knows and then just left them there like no did not make good on any of their their promises and now they're homeless in a village where they have no idea where anything is for and I'm sure the local villagers are thrilled to see them because they didn't know they were coming and what are they going to do with them and that's horrifying that's horrifying right that's really terrible so I Paris you it's not a good look for you right now no not at all and how many people I've always told myself that I I do pay attention to the Olympics Summer Olympics Winter Olympics I'll eventually get into it and I'm still waiting to eventually get into it oh the Olympics yeah it's like it's not grabbing me this year at all well maybe you've got to there maybe there isn't a superstar that everybody's gravitating towards right well this the Simone biles in in gymnastics and as of course the you know NBA All-Star team that's playing you know in in in basketball but other than that I can't just not like a track and field person who you know has somehow captured everybody's imagination or you know a tennis player or I don't what's up media you haven't sensationalized someone to get our attention boo to you well I think that's the thing I mean I consider myself you know fairly media Savvy person who checks out stuff across the board and I really haven't even seen all that much hype Trish says suspended with pay fire that woman seriously good morning morning Miss Shelly hey um Nate said autotune her voice was like Migos oops so bad allstar game is on tonight who's singing the National Anthem now everybody's it's like fighting for a bat right now let me in anything's better than that anything's better than this yeah we have to see I haven't I haven't heard who was singing that can I can I Google this well I mean the Talk of the Town is going to be that for quite some time now yeah luckily she's not a huge super mega star so she won't have to deal with that for so long no all the stars were out at uh what is it Wimbledon yes that's happening Julia Roberts was there with Danny motor she brought you know the alien that is Tom Cruz right um that was a few seats away from her Benedict cumber batch sitting next to them it's just nice to watch them all hanging out and Princess Kate showed up she looked good she did yeah she got a standing ovation right no she looks good she she obviously she going through sheat look good yeah so I mean we wish her well but she looks really good like I I was thinking all of the worst for the way that they've kept her locked away well if it if it is what I think it is we have a we have a close friend who went through if I if it is what I think it is a similar kind of thing and and it took her months because to recover to recover because they just they just go and they it's a lot it's a lot yeah you know especially as a young woman like that she's not old enough to deal with all of that so no no no and and and like I said she Aon went through an awful lot because they just they they did everything and and yeah you know takes a long time to put yourself back together again after they rip you apart yep Michelle says Jack Black should sing the national anthem that's something we can all get behind for sure oh that dude can sing right actually can sing right get Fallon to go and imitate somebody well Jimmy fallons also can actually sing he's pretty good too yeah no he is and his buddy Justin Timberlake who's keeping a low profile right now now are they are they getting divorced or was that just like a rumor I don't know if that was a rumor that we saw last Tuesday and it was really not addressed i' obviously given the dii given the tour given a lot of nuances to his life right now I'm sure it's causing a strain in their marriage yeah I mean what's he doing driving home at in the morning from a cocktail party by himself where is she home with the children yeah yeah you know and he is Justin Timber Lake everyone's like oh well they get a divorce but him and Britney back together no no oh no Julie cardelli says hello and good morning hey hello Florida hi are have you guys melted yet how are you doing down there you surviving between them and Texas some like w oh somebody said Texas is just preheating right awful good morning Thomas thank you for joining us I think I heard this morning before I came over that 50% of the country is under some kind of heat warning yeah it's not great it's not it's not good right now stay Indo with your AC everybody and that electric bill is going to be $9 million and if and if you know somebody I talk I talk about this every day on my on my show lately you know if you know somebody who's who's a little older who lives alone who you know you don't think they have the AC in the window you don't think they have the fan I don't care if it's the old lady across the street you can't stand go go be sure go be sure that they're that they're okay sounds like you're speaking from experience Hank no I I like all my neighbors I liked all my other neighbors I was actually thinking back to when I was a kid and there was a little you know shared patch of grassp between the you know the the home that we lived in the double you know the two Decker and next door and the woman who owned the house next door and lived in the first floor her name was Mrs Felton and if we crossed we were playing kickball or or baseball or whatever and if we crossed the imaginary line that divided our property from her property she was in the window yelling at us that was her excitement for the day right right so so so when I think of when I say you know the old lady you don't like I'm thinking of Mrs Felton God God Rest her soul she's you know hopefully she's cool where she is and she hasn't gone where it's hot good morning saraphina I miss your face I hope to see it in real life at some point soon after this melting of ours happens I thought of you the other day because a similar incident to one that happened to you last year happened here oh really at at the Viva Ranch the Viva Ranch so I was I was moving the bikes that my j1's have tried to ride they're not going to ride so I I was removing them because they're literally covered in Vines since we went away right so I pulled them off the vines and I look down and I see all of these like squash looking flowers and then I'm looking at them I'm like oh my God we have a fullon pumpkin patch no that is happening from last year's pumpkins that disintegrated on that same area of so now I I don't know if they're going to grow I don't know what's going to happen but they're like we've got a ton of pumpkins cuz when I got out of the car this morning I saw this really bright yellowish flower and I thought that a pumpkin sir I thought that's gee I I I didn't think they planted stuff along here no we didn't the rotten pumpkins from last season have now uh grown so we got a little pumpkin patch happening I told Lily get the fertilizer let's get it going let's go will will the Great Pumpkin appear we have to see but a similar situation happened with her by her um her uh mailbox last year so it made me laugh and I thought I was like oh saraphina was talking about that on the show well it happened here kids they just magically appeared that's it we got a little pumpkin patch that's kind of cool didn't plan for now you have to protect them from the the no the minute I acknowledge their presence they'll die so I'm trying to just pretend they don't exist oh okay this is what happens if I put any want or care into something in my garden it immediately dies or gets eaten or something bad befalls it if I ignore it and treat it terribly it does great oh okay so this this is how the the the Viva Garden works out here so you have a black thumb basically I can't even look at it things are growing out there like I said the one zucchini we did get it went to tea hope you enjoyed it t MH Lily had fun the other night at Nikki Glazer I said I was sold out was it good was she funny I can't hear anything under that tent and she said it just like a little old lady and I'm like okay you can hear them from outside though apparently you can't or she can't or she can't focus on two things at once or or given that it was Nicki Glazer they turned the volume down oh maybe because she doesn't exactly work clean a little too runchy for the Neighbors around there a little too runchy for the Neighbors there's not too many closed by real neighbors yeah but the restaurant is there yeah and you got the hotel across the street and oh my God what about the children Good Times everyone right luckily I haven't heard too many of those stories this summer so that's been good so far I think people are just excited to get outside she said there's traffic already getting over the Bourne Bridge sorry Mari yeah I was gonna oh I was goingon to say um it says here Mari Mari Shimmer Senate is watching Mari Shimmer Senate is driving she's in traffic oh oh oh so that's how she's watching she's got it turned on and she's probably driving listening so okay Julie says we're heading to Vegas next week for some relief that's laughable that you're heading to the desert for a relief from your Floridian heat that is one of our trivia questions right but they love they love Vegas they're they're um they're big Vegas people really yes what about Vegas that you're like gamblers I think or is it the shows I think I think Julie I think Julie used to used to work in Vegas oh you were a showgirl Julie I'm giving you a whole new life it was her rock at kicks that brought him to the yard or her I don't know and Julie I'll I'll I'll just let you respond to that very vivid imagination Julie I'm sorry Julie's a lovely lady Julie and Andy were my uh uh father-in-law and mother-in-law's best friends in in in Florida very cool and and we go to see them every time we're down there and they are just they are just so much fun so that's great we'll enjoy Vegas Yes I haven't been out there in a long time my uh friends Jim and Maggie used to be out there they got a divorce he's still out there um but he he's not a degenerate gambler but he spends a lot of time in the sports book seems to be his speed of light his job uh he's a banker and he spends oh dear well he's a former radio guy too Bruiser he used to be on pixie 10 103 okay and now he's a banker that yeah that spends time in the sports books that's correct I don't know which is I don't know he's a bill R guy oh oh Bill R oh Jim sorry blowing up your spot over here seea blowing up your spot apparently in Truro we have closed one of our beaches for the season that's it done so much erosion really oh is is that the one over by the beach Comer yeah in Truro Truro yeah yeah okay yeah long no beach we had to close that said it's just treacherous yeah and uh it's collapsing in and of itself so it's closed for the season definitely a popular local space and uh yeah you can't climb on the dunes just got to let it let it be I mean the beach comr we're just I mean we've been waiting for years for that thing to fall into the ocean and it's holding strong yeah we've rebilt that parking lot several times I say it like I was out there shovel and dirt but I wasn't I'm just saying it's one of those places that it says summer when the Homer is open summer is happening right that ledge is Iconic and it's not going to be there forever every year and you can't find a place to no but every year I'm like we got to go for a gbay smash it might not be there next year it's been a solid 20 years of me saying they might not be there next year we haven't been in oh God we haven't been in in in a number of years and by by memory of that last time we were there I think it was I'm pretty sure it was the the beach comr yeah this guy probably my age trying to dance and pick up the young girls I love it I love watching those little old guys out there shirtless shirtless Scraggy beard tan oh like oh God I feel like it's that area as well we were at the we were at the wealthy I think it was the Pearl and uh the grab brothers were playing it was for one of our friends birthday parties mhm and similar situation there seemed to be a lot of those out there sharking it up out there on the dance floor right one of which was trying to pick up my mother she loved every ounce of it oh your oh God she would have left with them too that's a whole another story we're not open that one Julie up the dealer we haven't heard from your mother Lately by the way no it's been great right no we haven't either oh good it's been good for you too yes and before you judge me you don't have the whole lifetime movie don't judge don't judge on this okay it's it's a a lifetime movie I've shut off and put on the shelf right now I just I don't don't have time for it uh I saw that there was some sort of bomb threat in mikos uh really what what who's trying to bomb the gracian islands there Matt Damon's just trying to relax with his wife luchiana they're relaxing and all of a sudden evacuated from their Beach Resort yeah little bit of crazy going on over there right now now Greece which is where this is where we're planning it's our lemonad o vacation getaway in 2026 and uh let's not mess up the world please I got places to go that's a long time to wait you know till 2026 I know I got a plan for it you know how old I'm going to be in 2026 it's perfect time for you to just sit there like a potato and enjoy grease I've got it all planned out for you barely any walking lots of cruising lots of food everything care I'll have my cane and my Walker and oh as a matter of fact who sent me something very funny for you I really I wish I should have shared my screen earlier as rtb sent me a photo and he goes I don't know why this is reminding me of Hank oh jeez I said CU it kind of looks like Hank kind of looks like Hank but it's basically one of those souped up um scooters right but it's more like a vehicle oh you've got to send that to me you for that to me right I will that's cool I will send that to you because it made me laugh it does look a little bit like right I was like that's why because it looks like Hank thanks RTV now is this is this beer week it is in fact Beer Week in provinc toown many many activities going on over there but I heard there was a little cruffle I'm not going to get into just know that there was already starting off with a little bit of drama gee that's a stunner a drama in proin oh come on really I got to go to tea last week would you explain that what tea yeah going the going to tea thing so it's a dance it's an afternoon instead of having tea you go for an afternoon dance party oh okay and it is sometimes it's themed sometimes it's not Mar Alice plays the and you just get out there and you dance okay and it was very funny I met like five new friends and they were like it's the last song get out here I'm like yes I love it is it is it help various no same place the boat slip uhhuh okay it's a good you got to go you got to experience tea at least once MH don't drink the rum oh no I won't I'm not because I literally turned into pirate Dr so turned into a pirate I cannot no lay off the rum people Pirates Johnny Jeb's got a new 28-year-old girlfriend all right she's some Russian model that I cannot pronounce her name but she's stunning and 28 and he has money I you know what though I think it's also his personality I would be very interested to see what in the world is Johnny Depp I mean i' I've had a crush on him since Edward Scissor Hands days so right I mean don't you think crybaby since crybaby I love Johnny you think he's a bit of a weirdo he is a wicked weirdo that's the point of wanting to get to know somebody like that okay which personality which movie line are you going to start citing are you going to just start quoting things from all of movies am I going to be able to pick up the dialogue and know which one it came from is it fake is it real are you a real human being in there yes or no I have a lot of questions right you know he's not like Kano Reeves who's who's a who's a real human being Kano Reeves seems boring yeah he really does for a BigTime star he he yeah he does boring like if you're gonna pick somebody you spend an afternoon with he just seems too nice like it doesn't seem like he'd give you any well nothing wrong with being too nice I I need teeth Hank in my old age I need something fun I need something provocative I need something a little crazy okay then Johnny Depp right it would be Johnny afternoon of Johnny Depp or k Reeves what would you pick everybody um who else can we toss in there Jack Black Jack Black would be another one who oh be fun without a doubt Johnny Depp I want to see I've got so many Amber herd questions to ask I've just got I've got a lot you may don't want to talk I want to ask him about Winona I've got like dockets I've got like things I've got to ask him one afternoon Johnny let me know you see he's moving forward right that's in the past he's moving forward oh he's definitely moving forward all right she looks the new girlfriend moving forward what happened happened can I do the past well life is short as we've seen over the last week of the celebrity deaths everybody dropping like FES talking about Chand Dy Shannon dhy I my heartbreaks I mean I was a an OG 902 and0 girl and you know somewhere her and Dylan are at the Peach Pit in my mind enjoying each other's company because they're the ones who have passed from my show but she finalized her divorce the day before she died that's interesting she had been dragging she goes he's just waiting for me to die so he can collect money what she said publicly two weeks ago oh jeez and then settles the divorce and then dies it was almost like okay I've got it all squared away he's going to be not as happy as he's going to be and this is this is over and then she was like my my work here is done right 53 years old I know that's very and she battled her cancers for a decade maybe more oh yeah for a long time yeah and she looked I saw couple videos couple pictures of her whatever she looked pretty I mean she looked pretty good she the sad part is they felt like she was on a better treatment and she was coming around yeah and that just like breaks my heart to be like you know you know I've got a couple of things that I'm working on Just Like Richard Simmons he had a bunch of projects in the works right and this was an accident this was an accidental death so what happened was and please listen to me this was like a Natasha Richard situation he had a tumble in the bathroom and refused medical attention so they're doing obviously an autopsy but basically that that's what they're saying he died of internal bleeding so oh he and he said no I'm okay yep yep all right cuz he had his brother was saying listen he had such a zest for life and if you knew him he had so many things that he was working on even though he had disappeared he's a wicked weirdo for sure but I mean I think that when you get that level of celebrity you no longer need to be out in the public and just be consumed by people right um but he had I guess three or four things that he was actively working on and uh he gave so much of his money to charity and helping people and he really was kind behind the scenes of all of that so this was yeah he had a bathroom fall wow and didn't care for himself and then just that's how he died so super sad wasn't there a thing about his housekeeper or somebody keeping him locked up and spending his money a lot of weird stuff at one point yeah I think he's just too nice and people take advantage of that right especially when you're in that position right oh because he certainly made Oodles of money I mean there was nobody bigger than Richard Simmons people could laugh at him and make fun of him back listen I love sweating to the oldies I would enjoy it right me doing dancing in the streets with all whatever and him and his little short shorts we all love Richard Simmons oh yeah and he would and he would play right along with it he' he'd play it up and I'm sure he went home and counted more money every time he went on The Tonight Show or or whatever and you know acted Goofy and I wonder if Paulie Shore is gonna get to play Richard Simmons now oh that'll be interesting because he wanted to and it would be such a perfect fit it would by the way poly Shore is coming in the cape apparently he's going to be making a little stop off somewhere oh really is it a secret that Stephanie can't tell uh maybe maybe not but I mean I suggest that you keep coming to our farmers markets that's all I have to say about that he may be I'm G say anything we had the surprise sighting of Jake gyllen Hall and uh uh Chris um what's his face Amy Schumer's husband there so that was that was kind of interesting I the farmers's market it was the Martha's Vineyard farmer oh Martha's vineard oh all right thought you me our Farmers Market no they're like part-time residents over there they're like bopping around the island I was visiting my friend Karen and all of a sudden we saw Tracy Fox and like all of Michael J Fox's children and I was like oh and then Karen's like driving around them I'm like leave those people alone they live here they want to be left alone right she's like I just got to talk to them about something what if I no no no I know leave them alone just like and I'm talking about this this afternoon on lunch break leave them alone just like leave the whals alone leave the sea turtles alone there have been since since June 17th 10 sea turtles found dead oh at least half of them because of voting accidents oh really in the last week or so they've had to rescue two whales um yeah we had the the one of the largest strandings ever here of the yes did one one of the whales was caught in um fishing wire oh um oh I forget I forget what her name is she has a name they know who she is apparently trying to nurse a calf oh and and they had to so like really folks I'm gonna talk about it this afternoon but um you know that's that's their house okay yeah right you know they live there so there's an update on the summer sharks live in the ocean just so you know I know everyone's peeking um sharktivity app you can check it out and see where they are from afar at a distance on your little app leave them alone and it's okay you can go in the water really you can don't say that and some somebody gets eaten this week you watch hey it's not like Florida what's up Michael oh that's Florida I don't care except for juli and Andy and and and a couple of other people we know and they're going to Vegas and they're going to Vegas don't have to worry about that see and Julie also said that Johnny Depp would be her first choice Michael we were just talking about you and your fabulous daughter Vanna pachella uh just such an amazing performer yes absolutely and uh she she's a busy girl she sets her own schedule picks her own gigs really uh she she's going somewhere so we're looking forward to it we're glad just remember us Little People is all we said other celebrity deaths that wasn't a shocker a shocker by any means James scking just passed away the dad on Doogie Hower he was in Hill Street Blues right 90 90 I was like how did how did the dad from Doogie Hower get to be 90 and then I'm like looking at the photos of him I'm like oh yeah he did get old he did get old right dogy house was a great show we're dating ourselves now I I really enjoyed Doogie Hower well we love Neil Patrick Harris we're fans right no I like you know I I I really um I really enjoyed that it was good um so yeah it's hot AC is going to be running I know you had something you wanted to share with everyone about um saving money on electricity you know folks you shouldn't be stunned at your electric pill are these stupid ones right now like shut off the lights when you leave the room no no for example um you know wash your clothes and cold water okay you know so you're not running things here here's a um uh here's a here's a it said all I thought was good fully fully stalk your fridge because when you have a fully stocked refrigerator the they keep each other warm cold oh okay I see less energy to keep itg stock the freezer and it doesn't work as hard because you know plant trees outside your window or pumpkins or or you know whatever this one is tough for me take shorter showers oh that's not a problem oh I love to just talk to my husband he'll just sit there all day oh I will too um use fans instead of air conditioning if you can because fans are more um I can't do it captain cats energy energy efficient and here's another one unplug everything when not in use because any like like your coffee pot yeah if it's got the light on it yeah the clock on it it's running it's running so plug you know unplug as much as you can it'll save a little and maybe some these things will add up a smidge but just don't just don't just don't kill over when you get your electric bill in August folks okay running the AC or whatever I want solar so badly but I is what it is any any tree workers out there willing to work for for farm pumpkins uh let me know but but solar can make a home difficult to sell so oh well just just keep that in mind Sher good morning Cheryl good morning hey Mary thank you for joining us on the show it's Hank it's Stephanie we were talking about por Shan and dhy uh earlier and then that got me thinking of all the 90 shows right and then I saw this little study that said 90s kids are sharing the lies oh this is good that everyone's parents told them this definitely goes for 80s kids too lies that we were told you can't drink coffee it'll stunt your growth we've all heard this right if you pee in the pool it's going to turn blue there are you finish it and then and and then I'll tell you a story I'm sorry chocolate milks come from brown cows if you eat the watermelon seeds you'll grow watermelon in your stomach don't swallow the gum if you do it'll take seven years to come out of your system I told you that we can't drive with the interior lights on it's illegal sitting that close to the TV is going to ruin your vision if you keep cracking your knuckles you'll get arthritis if you just ate you got to wait 30 minutes before you swim if you get a tattoo you won't find a job it continues on but all of those were said by my parents at some point yes we said some of those too the pee and the pool thing um we had a pool at our at our house we had two pools at our at our house back in sandwich and when Megan would have friends over Mari would do the PE in the pool it's gonna turn purple everything else well now we saw a a friend of Megan's years later like she's like grown up and she said to Mari you know Mrs Senate I didn't realize until like last year that you were really just making that up I think I think the girl was in her 20s and she believed it well good it scared her out of pee in your pool that's right that's funny and how do you know if somebody pees in the pool anyway so I have an unproud moment did you pe in the did you pee in the pool no we we put we put Dy in the nuns pool as our senior project Bishop at Bishop van yep we put blue Rit Dye oh no in the nuns pool yes as our senior prank that's really cool and and and how did the dear sisters take it Sister Pauline was a little Blue Smurf oh my God and what did sister Faith say is sister Faith just line up the Firing Squad Squad to get you guys it's a good time most of the nuns are gone now so the story can be they're pass and we're allowed that faith is gone I know I know Faith passed I know Faith passed away just a couple of years ago God didn't dare take her but she lived on a spite it was one of those things because he knew and when she got up there she was going to be she was like she was like this this big folks okay she would make a football player who was this big she could reduce him to tears and 30 seconds honestly yeah those nuns we had to get back at them somehow but yeah that was that was an unproud moment I was there I wasn't the one who did the dying I was just there witnessing it cheering it on oh okay so I guess I could could be a conspirator conspirator definitely an accessory before the fact yeah right or after the fact charl said some of those were the greatest era of a projection for sure right good morning Jenny thanks for joining us for just talking about Na's lies that we were told my aunt was the queen of lying to us as kids really oh she was absolutely brutal fan girl there's a pattern here folks exactly don't sing K the bishop although I mean some of those were the greatest lies ever I finally when we started mothering our children together because she's my mother's youngest sister so we're like closer in age than her and my mom are um so we were having kids at the same time so both of our kids are relatively the same age and um we would laugh we would take the kids to the playground at Capon Park Zoo and we'd always get a a Duncan ice coffee before we would go and we'd stop and the kids are like I want a donut and my aunt was like can't you read that sign it says no Donuts today only coffee these kids can't read they're like three and four they're like oh I was like you are evil but thank you I don't want to be dealing with all that but there's a whole shelf of donuts probably up in the oh that's awful she those poor kids every day can we go to the playground oh you didn't hear there was a fire no playground but they're gonna rebuild maybe next week can't just tell them no yeah just say no honey not today mama's mama's busy or it's too she had like the most ridiculously clever lies I swear well I mean she is you knew my grandfather so did she was definitely my grandfather's daughter through and through with the The Little White Lies you tell your kids but those were just straight up like lies that we actually believed were truth like the interior light on in the car I really thought that that was a law then my husband's like that's not that's not real no but it does if if if if Mariana was sitting in the back and it's at night time and she has that interior light on yeah you can't see as the driver it drives me crazy I mean I have to ask you to shut it off don't say it's against the law right no but I was taught it was against the law and that's always stuck with me I was like that's against the law my husband had to be like Stephanie that's not that's not against the law I was like are you sure I don't know fact and fiction and stuff I was told myth and whatnot but I apparently I just really just well I mean bumped into the thing we didn't have Google then right and everybody has their own truth right so you know if some people think it's against the law then that's your truth and and it's against the law I me I know isn't that how we do things now these days it's my truth your truth don't get me started I won't right I won't I'll get myself in trouble if I get you started so we're g I'm GNA stop today is National corn fritters day I might actually make some of them shout out to our friends over at dilva Farm the corn this week it's coming in I'm very excited about it there's nothing better than fresh sweet corn locally grown here on the cape we've got a span of about a month where it is just delicious and magical it is that time right now right couple weeks ago it really wasn't no we're getting there it really wasn't so so good last night I don't know whether it was cuz I was so hungry it was whatever but I was so so happy it was delicious so if you want to hit hit up the corn fritters today I know it's coming in Fast and Furious over at our friends Tony Andrews shout out to everybody over at Andrews Farm it is just such a great spot blueberries are here some great local produce and shout out to some of our vendors Harvest Moon always bringing the aame in the produce World little Farmers Market coupons are coming out right now so if you have got SNAP benefits please come and use your $5 Farmers Market coupon with us at the mashby farmers market I'm happy to reimburse you for them I love them I'm very excited for them and uh we've got a couple of new Farmers we've got um live lobster pickup that is happening on the 28th o make note of this on the 28th we've got our wingstock so we've got nationally awardwinning on the bone sauce coming to do wings for us wow and we're going live oh yeah we're definitely going live definely going to be live that that day we're going to butt in we've got beer Wings Brendan princy live lobster pickup and uh it's going to be an incredible day for wingstock plus we've got a bunch of new vendors joining us you never know who's going to be there which is why you got to come every single week and never miss anything right and by the way but in is a technical term in radio appar broadcast using this tool okay so whenever we start talking on the air in the morning we open up lemon Ado and you can find us down download the app Roku TV Alexa play lemon8 o radio uh enable the skill on your Alexa if you're not already yeah and I've got I've got some um cards so we can scan them like right there right there you go okay scan it you open it right up and it uh whatever device that you're scanning it with it will open on great super D take lemonia with you wherever you go and do you know what today is as well what it's a sad day 25th anniversary of JFK Jr's death I saw that I'm like wow I know that long ago that was a terrible day oh I was I was working in the backyard maybe I was working in the pool I don't remember when I remember turn turning the radio on and like yelling forari like turn the TV on I I can't what that can't be that they can't find what what what are you talking about they can't find his point yeah I was I was part-time on cool 102 in the r when that happened and it was like Dev personally I felt devastating right being there being on the air and and having to have that part of your news it was awful especially here um so yeah 25 years 25 years I'm old Mariana would Google it and set you straight Hank that's what Julie said hey Bev yes she would you she's really good with directions now we have to go anywhere we just asked Mariana to put it and get Google and well there's a lot of traffic this there's a lot of tra you go you go there and we just we just listen to her because she knows she finds she just she's 12 I know it's happy it's nice to have like an extra little human that's we had such a great time with our kids on vacation because they actually added input we could use and work together as a team I'm like well we do really well at Escape rubs also uh oh I bet you do we do the four of us were we're pretty good we we we failed at one in New Hampshire they were bitter about it they wanted to go back and I'm like I am not spending that kind of money to go back shout out to our friends over at Upside Down Games in the mashby comons you'll definitely find them popping by our Farmers Market they've got some other fun cool games and some items that they sell but uh it's a great little spot if you're looking to do an escape room and I have to do another shout out to somebody who's at the comments love it Oasis places yeah oh places places I'm sorry she does face painting and stuff for the kids and she doesn't charge I know I mean two weeks ago she had a little jar out for tips or something this past Sunday she didn't have anything out yeah definitely go and frequent her she's got a little Studio that's in Buzzard's Bay it's right down Main Street she does kids birthday parties um she's just a magical human being she really really is and unfortunately or unfortunately Mariana got her face painted and then we went home and we decided you know it's so dang hot we gotta go in the oh GNA go in the pool and Mariana said I'll just swim with my head up okay well we Tred that and then she she she wanted a face that um had to do with some sort of a game but it looked like the face for Newberry Comics oh yeah I saw that it was cool and it started to like cry drip B your face is dripping I said well honey you got two choices here you can either just jump in and get rid of it or we gotta get out and I'm hoping I'm saying to myself it's so damn hot please say oh let's just stay well that's what face painting is meant to do she can get a new one next oh no no we had to go home oh well then I went okay so we got to be better we we have to be strategic about it next week we got to get the face painted first so she'll have several hours of it and then we can HP into the there you go I'll bring a little setting spray we'll set it there you go perfect it was cool though it really was what's going on on your show we're gonna be talking about what's going on with the whales and the sea turtles and and and how we humans just really have to pay attention to them because we're we're crashing their party all right well you can join us lemon ado.com take us with you wherever you go like we said download the app we will talk to you later on this week I'm not sure what I've got lined up for shows uh we be out Wednesday we've got Cape Cod beer we're at Cog Republic if you want to go and have some fun with Sandy in New Bedford she is over there for you they have a really she yeah she's having a great time over there love kog Republic there are some of our great friends and sponsors and partners they do a really good job at all of their Lo and we found out on Sunday if you buy their bloody Mary mix and you open it you have to use it within five days oh yeah you just can't keep it in the refrigerator waiting till the next time you make the Bloody Mary no so we went home and we threw that out yep it's got to be fresh got to have it their SLO sauce is ridiculous if you're looking at amplify any of your Coast law so good I I don't know what is in it we don't ask questions we just the SLO sauce it's good right and the Bloody Mary mix is great too exactly so next time I get one I'm gonna have to have several Perfect all right find US events on cape.com our group on Facebook has grown to 4,000 followers be part of it and find out all you have to do is just add whatever it is that you're doing too and uh let's share our resources everybody and don't forget Cape C down to get home in anywhere else so good this is a space in which we can talk about later on this week I'm hoping to have somebody from another Restaurant Group that is on that there was some drama that popped up yeah Mari doesn't Mari doesn't take any um there's no drama that's what I'm saying there's drama that does not pop up on dining at home and anywhere else that happened on this restaurant page and I loved what the bartender had to say oh I saw that one and she hopefully is gonna be coming on the show this week that's a good one so we can just talk about how to behave in a restaurant yeah kids apparently we have forgotten how to behave when we go out to eat and things that you should or should not take to social media and things that you should or should not take up with the restaurant that you're eating at right and the staff and how to behave to people in general well our daughter Megan who manages DJ's Wings in hyas she's got stories that's what I'm I would love to have her as an input and uh maybe throw her into the mix to ask her whatever maybe if we have to do a voice changer for some of our restaurant friends that don't want to say where they work or what they've witnessed but if you want to go into the witness protection plan we can absolutely do that for you we can we can like you know I will fuzz you out we change your voice we can put a little voice changer on it I know can we do it I I yeah we get we can I just got to remember how to do it well that's okay I know no if I go yeah we go change their voice I'm good right we can definitely change your voice whether that one or we can do this one either way we can change helium we can definitely do this so that nobody knows who you are I promise we will care for you with kid gloves so we can just talk about that because I think it's going to be a heated discussion for many many people that have a lot to say about how to behave while we're dining out yeah because we've forgotten we've we have forgotten what our parents taught us I think it's good to go over the ground rules once again so we'll have a show this week and uh if you would like to be part of it please you can always email me Stephanie at stephanie. have a great day everyone and uh we'll talk to you soon hey bye kids will I see them Thursday yeah absolutely I'll see you Thursday guys and bye at at noon time bye that that was very high pitch tank I really like that right we'll turn you back up you want to end the show like this we okay bye
