Hank Sennott on Peeping Toms, Flash Floods, Toxic Emojis

you ready my friend I am absolutely ready how you doing everyone good morning good morning boys and girls how are you are you dry it's t good Stephanie this morning oh you like my little uh driveway ornament oh yeah that flash flood yep we were stuck in it we had a pile of kids in our car we had a car accident with our three-day old car car yeah I walked up the driveway and I thought gee Cliff must have been working on the car and he didn't quite close the hood all the way no until I got up next to the car and I saw that no the hood was kind of popped because the left whole left side whole left side that's it oh yeah shout out to the sandwich police by the way we'll get to them and what's going on with their weekly blot but uh just fabulous and of course it was just so embar rassing because we were fine it was a brand new car I highly recommend Kia because uh we didn't even feel like we were in a car accident and when I got out and saw the amount of damage I was like said well it was the most comfortable car accident I've ever been in what the frig honestly it was right right but but that weather you were caught in was pretty crazy that was the bridge was closed flooding it was Insanity to the point where we had and I was so embarrassed it was the police station the fire department the ambulance cuz there were multiple cars involved it was just melee oh they were talking about oh oh oh you're the one that people were saying on probably on on social media and everything oh the bridg is closed and oh my God there's ambulance and fire and police and that was you no that was us that was us we're like no we're fine and you didn't find a way to use it as a promotional opportunity Stephanie in the morning like can I have your idea I'm like why I do it good morning Kristen how are you hey Eva over here did it yeah once again got to thank cape and Island's Kia most comfortable car accident I've ever been in uh but officer Henderson came to our window and he was like just laughing at the torrential D he was soaked yeah this poor guy was like can I just can we're going to put this inside so that you can write on these pieces of paper that were already soaked when they got in the car good so I'm like trying to fill out accident report things for all five of us because it was a different page for all of us refusing treatment because we were so fine right but it was soaking wet paper I can just write write down your phone number on this piece of paper right and he's just like laughing because it was so much water at one point yeah and he had to be out in it and I felt so bad I was like this poor guy is going back to the station and changing immediately because there's no other way continue working like that our secretary of today real estated sandwich lives in the neighborhood yeah she was overse Cs and she couldn't get home yeah she said I just wanded around CVS she said it was me and the people who worked there yeah oh it was gridlock stand still no not going anywhere no I can't hear myself by the way I can't help you all right Dad I'm done there are things that I can do can you hear yes I can hear myself can you hear me now thank you can you hear me now perfect so yeah that that really kicked off our our Sunday with a bang and it's just been like downhill ever since you know I got a fair amount of work done yesterday so yeah it needed to be done good morning Val thanks for joining us hello Miss Mari Mari gave me our our food plan I still haven't grocery shop for the food plan that was my plan on Sunday before I got in a car accident so well I have to I have to say we had the best of intentions but Mariana St soccer practiced today first game on Saturday can't find the cleats so we had to go out last night and get cleats isn't it always the way and then well we're out we're not going to go home and eat I know and all of a sudden great great restaurant my daughter was a manager there we work for DJ's Wings so good you can't avoid him but but anything at DJ's Wings is not on that list that Mari sent you definitely not she tried she did order a salad good for you Mari but then Megan said to us this special it was a steak tip steak bomb with with um um uh some kind of oh garlic garlic Mayo yum and peppers and onions and everything else but we split it so we split the salad and we split this up so I guess we kind of did okay it's fine I ate a czone with alfredo in it yesterday so I really wasn't awards that was just disgusting of me okay your worse I ate my feelings last night and it was good I'll get to it this week at some point so we'll get there but we did do the shopping though on on Sunday yeah I haven't done any grocery shopping I think Cliff got the bare necessities grocery shopping out just so the kids could live this week right I'll eventually get to the stuff that I need at some point this week when I'm out and about but yeah it seems like my schedule is uh slowing down a a little this weekend just because we're forced to are we going to get that hurricane I don't know I don't know it looks like we're in the cone now yes so I have an outdoor event on the Harbor on Saturday which seems like we're not GNA have that no no they went from saying uh you know what we're not gonna have to worry about it it's gonna go this way yeah to saying oh it's gonna go that way and this is a big to-do so poor Jackie is probably freaking out right now because I mean it was a big like catwalk on the Harbor in fouth it's not happening it is a really cool idea uh it just doesn't look like we're gonna have that on Saturday no to make some alternative Arrangements also girly girls are going to have to make some alternative Arrangements because that happens to be Saturday as well soan is for soccer game is Saturday oh I don't think she's gonna do that I don't think she's gonna do it I don't think she's gonna have practice tonight but I don't I don't know we're watching um if it's anything like the little taste of whatever nonsense we got hit with at the bridge on Sunday day it was really funny because it was really just located in the sandwich area only yeah everywhere else was like what are you talking about raid we're not getting rain yeah everywhere else just there right last Thursday I think it was um Mari went off went off Cape to see your mother in Pucket and it's dark and it's raining and I'm and I'm I'm you know looking at the I call her and I in the car and I and I said are you okay how's the weather what do you mean the Sun's shining yeah right so bizarre good morning Ryan so since we're talking about the sandwich police a little bit their police blot is on fire if you're not following it is the best read goodness yes I know some of it serious and most I mean most of it serious but they are writing with a little comedic flare that really um gives me so much enjoyment yeah this this latest one there's enough material on fire it's good for a a week don't even don't even know where to start I like the Peeping time story I feel like we should start there okay okay here we go offices were dispatched to the Center for active living for report of a man peering into Windows of an exercise class and then making sexual innuendos to several female participants as they left officer spoke to the man at his home who apologized and stated he did not realize his comments would make anyone uncomfortable what the hell I want to know what the what the gestures though I mean I mean that thumbs up we're not allowed to do that anymore right no no no no thumbs we'll we'll get to that we'll get to it but this as an emoji no good anymore I mean why would you even think that looking in the window of women having an exercise classes let's just start there why would you think that's appropriate Mary bet said good morning girly girl parts is on rain or shine if Taylor Swift can rock the rain we we can to well there you go I like it I like your style Mary yeah so um I'm not exactly sure what gesture that was for inuendo you know what did he think that they would welcome it I don't know I mean was he going yeah go looking oh look at that guy he thinks we're hot it's a center for active living leave these people alone we're talking old oh I got I got a great story good morning Edie speaking about that um at the at the villages Friday night um where they're they're having a a Jimmy Buffett kind of thing down by the pool oh okay and we were down at the pool last week and we were talking about it with the people there and and I told a story that I think I've told here before Mari went to a uh Jimmy Buffett concert with a bunch of friends it was at the stadium I didn't go because I wouldn't have the patience to sit there like eight hours and then go to the concert but we had have a friend who over and vibed and he passed out in the chair and if you've been to a Jimmy Buffett conert you know people walk around in various stages of undress and this um um healthy young woman walked by saw that he was walked behind him and oneon-one children one oh yeah one on the other shoulder it was a breast rest took a took took a picture he had no idea so I'm telling I'm telling the story at the pool at The Villages about this incident at the at the at the at the concert and one guy looks at me and goes oh dear God I hope that doesn't happen here there's a lot on your shoulder yikes Lynn Lynn says peep Tom in your windows like it good morning Danielle was he air humping in his walker I don't know but that's even more awesome I've got one of those at a couple of the older places that we go toper just just an inappropriate he gets he comes for music Bingo and he says every single time I'm just here for the floor show and you know what he's 92 he makes me laugh I'm like whatever the floor show oh my apparently I'm the floor show hey I got I got dollar bills last night for doing a I saw that picture what is wrong with that girl thanks Diana I appreciate the dollar bills I was just entertaining myself yesterday we were trying out some new sounds and uh we just we were having a good time you never know what's going to happen on Monday at dins kids yeah for a good time call come for the floor show so says Mr Peterson oh my goodness so yeah definitely check out this sandwich police blot full of of fun fun little nuggets of entertainment it is it is there's one that's incredibly long that that we don't have time to read here um about about a neighbor who is playing white noise so he won't have to listen to the kids next door playing in the pool not in his backyard not in his just you got to read it it's I mean like I said there's too not enough time here for us to read it is a good point of conversation I mean what at what age do you start becoming like that you're just so crotchety I mean not to jump from from peeping down to this crot but where is the crossover there's like no line it's like Blurred Lines when you get to be older like I feel like everyone earned feels like they've earned the right to be a jerk to be a whatever it is because they've lived this long and I just don't feel like that that's okay mhm I don't think that you just get it past because you're old you still have to act like a human being you've been one this long you can continue to be one longer I think that that's a regular thing good morning Miss yes just good morning good bad news all right go bother Dad don't kill me I love you say hi to your old teacher Mrs McKay hi Mrs McKay look it she's still missing the bus go ask your sister I will are you around Wednesday by the way W yeah should okay play dates yeah yeah we made good morning April we made a play date how are you um so here we are Tuesday already this weekend can I just can I just back up to that long long thing about about the guy in the white noise and everything yeah the man alleged the music and the noisy children were quotes intolerable get headphones dude I mean you just saying how at what point do you get to be that cranky well isn't your hearing not as sensitive shouldn't you be deaf already I would headphones I mean I don't hear like I used to pretend like you're at NASCAR sorry it's so intolerable for you so ridiculous backing it up a little bit to the Jimmy Buffett situation yes A friend of mine who is a pot stirer you'll find him on my Stephanie in the morning page saying inappropriate things to some of my posts today by the way is who is your partner in crime it depends on the crime I feel like there's a partner for each one of them so it really depends who my go-to is for my partners in crime um but he had with the Jimmy Buffett conversation yeah said something in appropriate about Jimmy Buffett how he hated him anyway yeah you belong in Hell blah blah blah blah the death he had to shut down his Facebook page for the death threats of people that were coming for him that were Jimmy Buffett fans y they had a huge basically wake for him a walking fun parade in Key West celebrating his life for all of last week yeah people didn't know like heartbroken fans were like we're just going to go to Key West we're GNA go and be a part of this right if you read the statement from his wife I didn't even know he had a wife oh yeah Jane been married to her for like years and years and years and years and years it it sounds like well I mean it was established he'd been sick for four years yeah but it sounds like he really struggled but he he kept going out and and you know performing and everything his final show was in Rhode Island yes at some little bar because he was bored because m m Mack Ali was there who was in his band and he was doing a show and apparently Jimmy called and said he was he was bored and could he come could you imagine being that bar owner oh yeah and Jimmy was at his home in um seag Harbor in in New York and apparently G in his plane flew to Rhode Island when and performed for like 45 minutes and then get back in his plane and went back to Sag Harbor crazy crazy yeah yeah the treat though that people got oh yeah unexpected just sitting there in your little Rhode Island side of the road Shack probably right yeah there's no big fancy bars in place there really isn't I love Port it's beautiful oh yeah it's very like close to Newport yeah but um yeah they're most mostly like beach Shacks there's nothing in fancy about it so no pretty incredible spot for for a final show especially from Jimmy Buffett's final show right right to have that impromptu but to think he was sick that long yeah and he and he managed to keep to keep going and somewhat ironic Mr fun in the sun yeah get skin cancer well his sister got pancreatic cancer at the same time and she's still alive oh really yeah she she is uh on the menend Apparently which is incredible and he you know did not have such luck no um so yeah poor poor Ricky you got to watch what you say folks y exactly watch what you say on social media will be used against you right I can't tell you how many times I'll be doing something and Mari will say what are you doing I said I'm responding to a post and she says no you're not sometimes you need sometimes you need to most of the time you can keep scrolling right and well that's the situation going on with me right now my husband's mad at me and being a little frigid after the accident mhm but I feel like it's best that I say nothing at all all because the things that I want to say are not very nice right and I think that just silence is golden sometimes it but my eyes still see that's it I can't I can't even sing that eye anymore just better off keeping my mouth shut that's right because I'm going to say something I'll regret so I'd rather just be mindful of that and say no words it's just better that way speaking of saying no words I have no words for the DraftKings promotion that was yesterday you know you you'd like we've worked in the media who's in the marketing department there that was a terrible idea you know my thought was wasn't there an adult there somewhere is there any grown-ups around here are we allowed to do this thing if you missed it DraftKings had a twin parlay on September 11th if the Mets and the Yankees won and and you got to under you know that was Patricia hi Donna that was my first thought wasn't there in ad Del in the room and then I thought it's shameful actually yeah well then I thought now wait a minute 911 was 22 years ago y you'd have to be seven or eight years old to have any kind of memory of it at all so you're probably talking in the marketing department as as you know people 26 27 28 29 years old for whom 911 I don't want to say doesn't mean anything but it's like Veterans Day and and we've commercialized a hell out of Veterans Day and it probably it should have but it probably didn't strike them as being odd but then where's the where's the adult where's the yeah you know it was just really in poor taste it really was that that no nobody anywhere said You know guys that that's no no we shouldn't but but you know what we won't see it no but 25 or 30 years from now not picking on car dealers specifically car dealers are going to be having 911 sales just like they have Memorial Day sales and Veteran Day sales I mean eventually people are going to cash in yeah when does that happen like when is DraftKings trying to be thought leaders because I don't really I feel like it was thoughtless leading right now yeah just my personal taste on things also the Drew Barrymore thing kind of I I really don't know how what to make of it dag aftera everyone's still striking she refused to do an award ceremony for MTV I think in April or May but here she is coming back to work I thought she was coming back to work and paying her writers to ignore what that thing was no she's coming back to work to host the show without our writers right so I don't I mean I do understand that the production of the show people need to work and people need to feed their families and things need to go on and contracts are still contracts um I I don't know if she's paying her writers also and then hiring scabs like I don't I don't really know what the back end of that is and she's saying basically that she's she's got to go on and and continue to work I I just find it really bizar but there's no movement when are we getting these people back to work but Jeopardy is recycling old question y um CBS is showing Yellowstone what's Kevin cner no longer attached to Yellowstone from the beginning I mean CBS not it it you I know it's I know it's been streaming and everything but it's moving over to CBS itself interesting on Tuesday nights at eight8 or whatever the heck night it is anyway just to get people right because because they don't have any um content content except there's so much content out there yeah that's that that's available that it could take I mean has anybody really noticed I mean unless you watch one no because we have all of the services and honestly I've had zero time for television period right I'd like to read the stack of books that I have that I've collected over the last few months that I have not even had a moment to read Because I'll either be sleeping or working there's no in between there by the way we're hiring here at lemonade if you're a host you want to do trivia you want to do Bingo you want to be a DJ I will train you we will have a good time let me know we pay really well too unless you're watching the late night shows you really have noticed yet it do a writer strike yeah but I'm I'm waiting by the way I don't really watch live TV oh no did you see the Rolling Stone article about Jimmy Fallon there's a good Jimmy and there's a bad Jimmy oh okay which Jimmy do you get and and good Jimmy is is is charming and wonderful to his staff and bad Jimmy is a real a-hole so there's h two article I've been seeing lots of conflicting articles it's really hard for me to judge a human that I've never met you know what I mean yeah so you kind of it's difficult what we do know was he was cancelled and now he's uncancelled I'm not sure exactly where we're at right now yeah he he um he he apparently after the Rolling Stone article um had a zoom meeting with all the staff and and apologized okay for being a a total jerk at times do you get a pass for that it's not surprising that that um performers and Comedians and whatever at that level and at that pressure can be jerks well yeah there's a lot of pressure right right there's pressure to perform you can't be your best self all the time the amount of hours that you put in oh yeah someone's going to see when you crack right and he's not only is he doing a Tonight Show he's got a game show yeah he I mean he's doing and a family and a life that you try and squeeze in around all of that and and if you know anything for example about Johnny Carson you know Johnny Carson was not a happy guy yeah um his if you remember watching Johnny Carson those of us who remember he would he would joke about his lawyer bombastic bushin and that really was his lawyer his lawyer was Henry bushin and Henry bushin wrote um a biography of Johnny Carson based on his experiences Johnny Carson was a very unhappy very lonely guy didn't you say he lived on the estate in his boat yes yes I remember you tell telling me the story yeah the last years of his life he didn't divorce his his wife number three or wife number four who was from um massachusett he lived on his houseboat on his yacht that was big enough in the backyard or whenever it was on the water and she lived in the house yeah and and when he was sick and dying he was calling people you know to say to say goodby I'm on the boat walk down walk down and hop on my little yacht I mean he wasn't he wasn't even particularly close with M morning Jonathan I mean when you think about it Ed McMahon doc senson they weren't especially close yeah you know so so it's not unusual that that these guys and I'm sure you can find stories about David lurman and Jay Leno and well you know what that when you're on like that and you're in demand and people want you to be a certain thing it's it's a different thing than just being yourself it's h not not super fun all the time right right it's just not Lynn says she refuses to pay for TV good for you I pay for it all so we just move around all of our logins to our friends we had a friend last night do you have AMC plus I want to watch the new Walking Dead sure I'll find that for you I got to figure out which account that's attached to the amount of things we have oh yeah and then you dump them all and then you I don't even use them I know no I have them just because I want to watch one thing and then I forget I'm subscribed to them I'm your best customer out there I get too busy to even notice I'm paying for you good morning Christian how are you this morning but given what you do I need to have it when I need to have it you need to have it right because I want to talk about it or maybe it's in the in the news and I've got to figure it out tonight VMAs are on and it is a studded all female nominee ship there are so many lovely ladies Taylor Swift Beyonce Shakira DOA who else is in here Nicki Mage as McKenzie calls her Minaj uh Carol G Shakira lots and lots of women being nominated which is kind of exciting why can you have those shows who's writing those shows I don't know that's what I'm wondering why are we allowed to just circumvent the rules there I told you when I was in New York I saw the actual Strikers yeah I was just fascinated by it right I wanted to help them right I don't know why well see I don't understand the writer thing either because there are some shows that could go on without writers I mean Jimmy Fallon you know um all those guys all those late night guys they can write their own jokes right should they write their own jokes I don't know and they do you know they could go out and and do something and be funny it's a Content thing because you can't continually produce like that all the time yes you're naturally funny yes you're going to have that but there are going to be days where you're like I got nothing yeah we're the writers right somebody write me something funny I can deliver that I sounds like that's something I would say yeah yeah or come up with I love that or come up with bits that would um that would work right I mean his thank again Jimmy Fallon his thank you note thing he does he doesn't need a write he doesn't need a writer for that no you know he could he could he could pull that off yeah he could do things he's a great um mimic he could you know do do impressions of people I mean there's all kinds of stuff he could do who if they if they wanted to go forward think back to Drew Barrymore though she's not having guests on who are part of Productions that have been halt halted yeah because of the writer strike you know it just seems like a very weird line to even try and dance why not just wait yeah she doesn't need the funds she could just pay her staff and make sure that everyone is taken care of until it's all worked out right and a lot of them have done that at at least initially yeah I remember the last time Conan went out and Conan he makes me laugh I just shared one of his random quotes for a Monday is so funny it was just like it's so pertinent to my Monday yesterday it's like I'm gonna rise like the Phoenix that tripped over the telephone cord and hung himself on of this and blah blah blah blah he makes me laugh for somebody who is retiring and going away he really hasn't he's just moved to yeah um a separate media he projects He likes right he does a podcast Conan O'Brien needs a friend or something that's really really good I was listening to one the other day um he interviewed Paul Rubin poor Peewee just a great and Conan is such a great interviewer yeah and he's funny to boot exactly and he was a writer he was a writer on Saturday Night Live yep Simpsons lots of stuff he's written for yep I am really enjoying a lot of podcasts we've got some great podcast networks here at lemon Ado listenapp.co if you want to check those out and support some of our locals I've been listening to us something more with Chris Boyd super fun Financial show and I'm learning all kinds of like tips and tricks for whenever I do get money I've got this abundance that I'm manifesting my husband's favorite words I was in here burning sage yesterday I was just I'm out there trying anything right now did you think it was a joint Hank I thought I thought oh my God she had a tough day yesterday he's down here rolling a own it's Sage if you say so I mean you know I oh God Christian says Conan is great he is it's Sage Hank you're safe okay I don't care I mean I'm over here I'm manifested my damn best life I'm working on it you know trying to manifest their damn best life is Twinkies just got a new lease on life Smuckers bought them for 5.6 billion dollars that's incredible billion dollars for a gross snack cake know it I don't get it does any does anybody eat Twinkies anymore that's what I'm wondering who is eating that preserved nonsense I don't know I mean Mariana's at that age where you know you go and get snacks for lunch and everything and she never goes I want the Twinkies no no you know I mean she doesn't eat healthy healthy snacks but the snacks she gets for lunch are reasonably healthy certainly not the stuff that I would have put in my lunch box yeah which would have been a Twinkie of course yeah we don't really the only grab and go we have in our house I think are just granola bars yeah I think that we we try and at least feed the kids well we like to do better for ourselves well she she doesn't have lunch until one the amount of preservatives in a Twinkie has people the shelf life on them is like exponential not really sure what Smuckers is going to do for them we going to Jazz up the twinkie sales around here probably put Smucker's jelly in the Twinkies yeah oh actually it might be better yeah what's up Deborah thanks for joining us this morning no no no more Willard Scott to promote it but yeah right the Smuckers old people I loved the Smuckers jellies old people report look at Lynn she's so happy she's 107 and she likes playing the tuba I think we should do that we should put them right here glattus from sandwich that peeping Tom looked at her in that active living section but she's doing all right after it good morning Miss Liz thanks for joining us oh I'll I'll I'll never understand that one I absolutely won't the active living or the Peeping Tom guy no the Peeping something how how you remotely think that's appropriate well if you want to root on the girls then like go inside let's talk and stand there and and clap or something don't we had an actual like a book somebody needs to be writing a book for what happened with that retired doctor on Nantucket I don't know if anybody have seen this arrest but I was sitting there like looking up more stories on it because I was like how how what wait what so over the weekend there was an incident actually I think it was like 8:00 a.m. on Sunday morning or Monday morning where the nka police were called to board this Yacht for a woman that had possibly overdosed on narcotics and didn't want to be on the yacht anymore um what alerted them to this situation was a screaming match between her and somebody else that was leaving the yacht I don't know what happened they bored said yach retired doctors got basically a cartel on board drugs weapons all kinds of crazy stuff prostitutes I'm like what we what are you what and so the person that wrote this story was like putting his Facebook photos of his wife and children on to I was just like oh oh so awful I don't know what's going on but this dog sounds like a shady character the boat is like registered in the Cayman Islands he's got a a place to live and the keys and then one in Colorado just everything that I read I was like this guy he thinks he's he thinks he's something I don't know or maybe he is right that's what I'm saying yeah and he was a retired doctor in some sort of oncology situation and I was just so F fascinated by this salacious and speaking of Nantucket and on Nantucket and speaking of Nantucket coach bich now has his ex-wife living on Nantucket and apparently his ex-girlfriend awkward living in his home on anet because he and Linda holiday for reasons yet unknown but they've broken up after 16 years awkward yeah I mean I always when when you read stories about Mrs and Mrs Bell Mrs bellich I don't what her name is OG very you know very involved in in F anthropic activities and everything because I'm sure she's getting a chunk of Bill salary that's it you know and then the lady does what she wants right and then he and Linda are there and Linda's the director of the bill bellich foundation and she's living in his house and it's like Bill doesn't seem the type to have to have a lot of ladies no those ladies can lunch it's football season he's busy right you guys go ahead and take over n tuck it right yes um Smuckers bought Twinkies Patricia so we're just suggesting maybe put some smucker jelly in them and might Jazz them up just a little bit right um or make those stupid little Uncrustables out of twinkie material oh some fun little collabs that we were thinking of good morning Jeff thank you for joining us yeah so um I guess we have to talk about the Patriots a little bit I'm not mad at them for that game oh no oh no there's no reason to be mad at it sucks to lose but I didn't think we ever had a chance in that situation no I didn't either the fact that they came that close and and if that pass had been caught you know inbounds at the end of the game lot sloppy play on both sides could won yeah first game of the season they played really really well happy to see that M Jones had the best game of his career um I think they're going to be okay yeah you are right Mari those people live differently than we can even imagine yes yes that's it you take this house you take that one you stay on that side of town we'll be over here right have to deal with each other money kind of helps you know yeah money does change stations like that they're fine you know it takes care of the hurt feelings yes yes it does you know and the other thing in football at course that Aaron Rogers was injured last night in the Jets game in the fourth play no no smoking Hut or mushroom tea is GNA help you with that one Aaron no no it could be it it could be a season ending inj injury or at least one that's gonna keep so does he get paid while oh yeah no matter what oh yeah he gets paid no matter what oh well that that sucked sorry guys see that's the thing they get paid no matter what yeah unlike us right exactly we don't get paid no matter what my son was complaining oh my team's played with injuries like what my fantasy team oh okay he had his first uh junior varsity game yesterday and how did he do um you got two sacks he said I was just sad that we were unable to get to the game it was uh too far away um but he he was a great water boy on Friday's uh first varsity game MASH P versus Dy also very similar to that Pats game came down right to the wire last 30 seconds they had a chance to tie it up and they missed it they played really well you really can't ask for anything more no no not at all uh Patricia sounds like there's a reality TV show their ex-wife and ex-girlfriend fumble on that Tucket oh yeah I like that yeah that's good the fumble on N Tucket yeah I'm I just don't I just don't picture bill is that kind of a guy what kind of a sexy no no he always looks like he has indigestion right always like burping speaking speaking about can imagine the bat I don't watch The Bachelor but I saw a commercial for the bachelor the next season or the current season or whatever another show that's going off in spot of the rer strike yeah it's the golden Bachelor yes the seniors it's old people yeah and he's probably I don't know he looks like he's in his 60s somewhere um which I don't feel like that that's the old no it's not thank you very much it's not it's not um but they're showing some of the some of the girls in the car yeah and I'm look at I'm going I don't know that's awful that's AIS tank I mean I mean I mean I can't wait I mean are they still gonna go off into the into the room with the hot tub and everything your your wife he's hot well you like old guys Mari you like old guys Mari um 60 isn't old I was having this conversation with my husband the other day because I forget how he's like how old is she and I was like I don't know I don't think she's much more than 65 and he's like really she looks really really old that's rude hey well I mean you she's not that old you can look you can look older than you are I mean that's the weird thing about getting to a certain age um you know where by definition some people look at the number and you're automatically elderly yeah and some people some people my age are elderly fortunately I'm not elderly right so it's it's a it's a it is a huge Spectrum it's weird yeah my girlfriend we were talking about it just because my girlfriend's um her mom just turned 80 years old and I'm telling you when you look at this woman she does not look a day over 40 I'm not Kidd like not anything she doesn't have overly aggressive Rive bad hair dye her skin is phenomenal um they're Greeks so she just looks 40 and she's I was blown away I was like Deandra there is no way your mother is 80 years old like cannot be but I do know her her oldest sister is 60 so I was like yeah she is there were some people at the what's the what's the nursing home you go to thurwood thurwood there are some people in thurwood yeah who were 62 yeah and elderly yeah oh yeah yeah that's true you know yes I see it also so there is a big swing there is a spectrum of agedness uh one of my favorite people residents over at thewood Mary is 93 years old and she's having cataract she had cataract surgery last Thursday and she's psyched she's spry she moves around great she's like peppy she's fun you never would think that this woman was 93 years old and then you have the people that move around like they are 105 and they're 65 so really there's the spectrum of age oh yeah but we know that the golden Year's Bachelor is hot so says Mari okay but I want to see the girls now oh yeah some of the girls I was like you know the women you know I don't know if they still have that room where they go off on their own and can I steal them for a minute I can't I can't I can't imagine I can't I can't imagine gr never mind oh that's awesome I I might actually watch this one I might actually watch this one oh yeah yeah I think it's worth at least a peak yeah for just for a second at least a peak because they're all probably either either widowed or divorced or you know and when they get the rose it it it to to see that if there is going to be a difference in response from the from the young girls right with the with the old girls and how they respond to getting the rose right I think it's gonna be really and Jesse Palmer is the host okay I don't think I know Jesse Palmer Jesse Palmer was um a quarterback backup quarterback for the New York Giants but he was one of the original Bachelors oh oh okay and he's on the Food Network host and stuff and I think he's hosted a game show and I'm sure he's on one of the NFL programs on the on on the weekend yeah and he's really done quite quite well for him for himself yeah and he's the host now since what's his name Chris whatever went and said something stupid I don't I don't know what he harison Chris Harrison I don't remember what he said it's just he in the Trump Camp there was there was a lot there's just a lot of stuff okay inappropriateness Ridiculousness peering in the windows who girl probably peering in the windows when the girls were trying to get their roses no I'm kidding I don't know I don't know what he did staying out of it I don't even like the bachelor but I might watch the golden Bachelor yep y you've got your today real estate shirt on yes I do I ha saw that they're released the most expensive places to live nobody was shocked by this New York California Massachusetts of course all three of where my family lives right we're all just working to pay our bills here right but also one of the best there's another list of the best places and it's Massachusetts yeah yep so we you pay for it you pay for what you get absolutely I feel like that can be said within real estate also well you pay for what you get where're there's a there's a real that um we're we're we're friendly with and she is in um I forget she's in Kansas or Kentucky or something and we watch the videos that she does of her homes and they fabulous yeah and they're like $345,000 you're like I wish why can't I have that here and and we look at them and go oh my God that' be 900,000 here oh easily yeah yeah so least expensive West Virginia Mississippi and in Iowa yeah and my uncle has a beautiful farmhouse in West Virginia it's absolutely stunning that's where you go for New Year's right yeah yeah we we absolutely love visiting and uh it's just I wish I could take that land and the the cost of living out there and and have a little of it here just a little taste going to the corner store and having a nice lunch with an entire family for 25 bucks really exciting sometimes very great place to visit if nothing else go visit at West Virginia for sure could I live there probably no no no the Amish don't want me the metan nightes don't want me and and and haven't some of the mountain haven't some of the mountains been been destroyed by all the coal mining some of it has yeah um but some of it's just really stunning and untouched still which is really nice yeah but once again you get what you pay for right and you pay for what you get what you pay for you pay for get write that write that down folks that's that's a that's a quotable quote quotable quotes who's making headlines right now Elon Musk again step getting in trouble I didn't know this about him what that he has 11 children that he was that he was a stud of of a creep I don't know what would you call him I don't know but responsible this like really weird race to procreate race with Nick Cannons of the world he has 11 children now we just had a third child with Grimes meanwhile somewhere in between having I think when her second son was born heathered a set of twins with somebody else that he worked with at starlink it was just really just really weird it's a Nick Cannon situation where he feels like his well he's a weird guy yeah where his mentality to procreate is directly linked to his it's just this weird like King thing yeah where they think that they're cultivating fabulous genes it's just really weird so he's got 11 kids and three baby mamas not to be confused or outdone by Nick Cannon who has 12 children with six baby mamas why it's got to be a religious thing yeah maybe or do they think that they are so amazing that that needs to be cultivated they can't control themselves that's for damn sure right yeah but is it a weird Gene thing like they think that they're making a finer species of people I don't know well maybe Elon mus might think that I can't imagine he's building his own team to go up to space I will make them myself for my own jeans I can't imagine Nick Cannon would but I could absolutely see him having children to harvest parts for himself later like that's how disgusting I see this human oh my gosh seriously like I've made several more of me so I can just keep going and living forever I honestly maybe that's what he's working on his little team for yep I don't know some weird stuff hi Don I miss you we haven't had a chance to connect what time is it there in California it's like 5 AM 5 am thank you thank you for getting up Donna is taking care of what pets do you have this week good morning Becca thanks for joining us yeah I'm just off off in this little tangent with my Elon yeah yeah I did not I did not know that but I can see that I need a new kidney get number three seriously y I need I need some bone marrow who matches up oh I don't know yikes no one wants to be on that team no thank you no what else you got going on do we have something that you wanted to talk about oh our emoji the Emojis the Emojis folks we all use emojis and apparently this is according to Katie cork media um as there's an article today Katie cork is a um newsletter that comes out every day that's actually pretty interesting um some news headlines and then just just some other stuff and this is an article about um Emoji etiquette and I have to talk to my dad about his usage of emojis the crying laughing emoji is cringe I still use it I know I'm you're not supposed to use that anymore um the skull emoji means I'm dead no no no no no means dying laughing yeah not that you're dead this you're not supposed to use that this is this is throwing some gang signs over there H don't do that this this is no no this is this is a right political rightwing remember there was a brewhaha um on Jeopardy like a couple years ago ago because because the guy had won three times and when they and then the three-time winner and he went like that instead of like this instead of like this like and everybody got all got all hey jeey I don't use fruit well yeah Hank that they've sexualized our fruit you know you know yeah they they've sexualized you know eggplant oh my God Do's already dropping eggplant emojis in the chat eggplant as opposed to a peach um you can't you can't even apparently use cherries um I love you but but here's the one here's the one here's the one the thumbs up one that's the one I had to yell at my dad for that's the one I like basically you just told me to bleep off yes give me a thumbs up yes that's sure I got it right that's the thing about what this means now this means so it's interesting that a certain political person runs around the country going like this all the time um but whatever um and then there's this whole thing about do you need to change the color of it's It's do you know do you speak Emoji well you're going to have to pay attention to these things Donna is watching trigger and Daisy then off to the be's oh the be's then off to B for a month B Fiji where's B I mean I was just thinking staying alive but that's not my girlfriend went to the Eagles last night really they she was fifth row and Steely Dan opened up wow I know I'm like what a show there's only one Steely Dan right there was one Dan left right right Chevy Chase was part of stey Dan that was his band before it was stealey Dan did you know that no I didn't know that they all went to college together wow and he thought you guys aren't going to make it I'm gonna go do this do comedy and then they went on to become Steely Dan wow I know wow he speaking about he played the trumpet speaking about that I mean not the trumpet the uh saone I never understood how Vince Gil became part of the Eagles when did that happen what the connection was a couple years ago now yeah never understood what the connection was they needed a guy he was a guy no well the connection is there's a folk rock band from the late 70s early 80s called Poco and they were all in poco together before Vince Gill went off to be a country guy some of the members of The Eagles were were part of around this country um this country rock band called Poco and vincegill was in poco oh Google Poco folks there some really great Poco loo it's it's Poco is one of those bands that it's too bad that's from Encanto you know right sorry but it's like Poco Buffalo Springfield Crosby Stills and Nash and and but Poco is is a really good I I think we play a few Tunes here on Lemon Ado BG is a Mastiff living a on a ranch that's exciting wow got a good life Don I i' I'd like to go watch dogs on a ranch y sign me up for that y what's up Nat where have you been we've missed you and of course Joe Walsh is in the Eagles now he's been for for quite some time yeah well if you're aged and you play music we will take you we're the Eagles right it's okay they've got good Tunes though and they've got a deep catalog so it's nice to be able to if you're a musician still and you still feel like touring to be able to hop on with somebody that's like that oh yeah it's just to hang out with the master class of musicians I mean they're all doing their you know Foreigner and and um the Eagles and there so many of them you know they're 50th anniversary tour that's it absolutely they're at every country fair near you it's like it's like it's like nuts well it's a nice way to connect with people I think and they're just happy to be alive and playing music for people so why the hell not right some of them are dead and these are the guys who are well that also brings on their longevity once again if you don't use it you lose it I don't know why we're we're here in this elderly vein today but this is seemingly where it started today with peeping toming Tom the Golden Age of Bachelor talking about it but I mean if you don't continue to use that you do lose that and that's part of what keeps you I watched that Blue Zone on Netflix the first couple of episodes but basically just says that all of them have this in common they're gardeners yeah that they're all Physically Active every single day they're moving their body they're eating a certain diet they're they're doing similar things but they're also like really taking care of their mental health it's like every aspect of it right and I feel like that's part of being a musician is being able to physically do it but also that's that's your release that's your outlet you're still doing that even it made me think of we've talked about that this is inside radio stuff I mean but there's there's somebody um on the radio in Providence morning God guy who's he's got to be 75 yeah but he's still playing rock and roll every that's it every morning yeah that's the language he speaks you know good for you dude I love it you got your hearing you got your eyesight still working right mat Maddie in the morning just retired yeah there was a picture on um social media the other day of um Matt seagull and Charles laera no that's awesome Charles la gotten old oh you know what happens you know you live That Rock And Roll Lifestyle though oh yeah yeah and this and this and this counterculture rock and roll guy he's a grandfather now yeah he's a slobbering idiot and I understand because I'm a grandfather too we love you Charles but but I mean the last person in the world you would think to would be a grandfather would be a grandfather well that happens regardless of whether you're ready for it or not I know but if if you know Charles from back then and you see him now it's like who is this guy it happens to the best of us pal oh yeah you know uhhuh it does it happens now D Dwayne Eagles glasscock is a grandfather I've been over here on the corner just watching and we appreciate it living to a 100 it is amazing documentary yes Deborah um so do you want to live to 100 no no I mean it depends I guess it depends on what shape I'm in and what the hell going on in the world if we're if we're headed on this trajectory count me out right right oh I've said to my girls when we've seen people in various stages of of whatever I'll say that's like me if I'm like that shoot me oh and tell them and tell them when you shoot me he told us to oh now see I I'm I've chosen to be a burden to my family there you're going to use every measure to keep me alive forever and ever you're going to wipe my bum you're going to take me places I'm going to be a pest and then if you don't do that my ghost will haunt you I've already warned you well I'm going to have the blond nurse with the big boobs age not this a perfect way to end the show Hank make sure you listen to Hank show talk about your Jazz show just a little bit because you had a fun little little quip with poppy poppy yeah yeah um I do classic Jazz from seven to to 10 maybe we'll even just make it 11 um just playing some some um just classic stuff it's a great way to start to start a Sunday morning um I imagine people you know listening to drinking their coffee maybe reading a book or or or whatever but I had a fun little thing what Big Poppy and lisis Armstrong have in common did you know do you know what what they have in common is David Ortiz was nicknamed big papy by uh Jerry Remy because David Ortiz couldn't remember people's names even his sense even his own teammates hey Poppy so he'd call them papy so Jerry Remy nicknamed him big papy Lewis Armstrong and by the way it's Lewis not Louie uhuh that's another story um Lewis Armstrong couldn't remember people's names so he started calling them pops and Le Armstrong was nicknamed pops because he couldn't remember anyone's name anyone's name call so it was a little something that I that I found out hey you so classic Jazz and Sunday mornings and Monday through Friday 12: to 2 lunch break we have um table talk I like table talk it's fun and I I have a contest going right now on Cape Cardon get home and anywhere else of suggested lunches because what I want to do is um talk about what I'm having for lunch yeah figuratively not not literally and I've I've gotten some wonderful suggestions and so far the lunch suggestions have been really good yeah none have been bad I'm looking for really bad you know like like like you know liver worst than tomato as you open up your lunch pal this is what your mom gave you and you're like damn it I was hungry yeah so if you're not part of cape card dining at home and anywhere else please join the the contest is $50 gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice and a lemon Ado t-shirt very exciting so make sure you find us lemon ado.com subscribe to our YouTube channel uh listen to Hank's lunchtime table talk and jazz shows and we'll see you out there I've got trivia tonight at Shipwrecked and uh we're really excited Wednesday we're busy mariann's goingon to be back over at fathers they've got their pizza specials it's beer lovers week uh and Cap Cod beer as well with Bri that's right after run Club so if you get a run on and uh do a little dancing with Bri and have a good time for our Music B goes we will see you out there have a great weekend uh if I don't see you cuz uh I think this is going to be my last Live this week might do one more show this week I'm trying to chill I'm trying to get some stuff done internally so my head doesn't explode if you've got a guest opportunity and you want to be on my show because you've got something really amazing that you want to share with everybody please the door is always open you can email me Stephanie at Stephany via.com and and folks the 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