Hank & Stephanie

saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really sto at book CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual had a proud of it hold hello everybody were you worried about us are you just used to us kind of afraid it's Tuesday they'll be there eventually right right how are you um I'm great despite being out a little bit later than normal last night situation was handled the story of Stephanie's life we had a situation that's my every day kids I know it yeah so I ended up uh in fou last night clip covered knows I heard we had 11 teams and it was a rockus time he he did a practice round to make sure all the electronics worked for Cape Cod Feud oh good so yeah apparently it worked really well one of our friends Steve the drummer decided to be a little bit aggressive and he said you know what it was great because if it was Steve proof it's good for anybody oh okay Steve's a lot oh he is Cindy I've been waiting uh I ended up covering for Miss Cindy last night over at at the warf in Falmouth for comedy night it was an interesting night because the weather was weird yes it was weird last night one of our comedians got in a car accident oh he did in fact get there after being in a car accident after being in a car accident The Show Must Go On absolutely so I had to entertain them with my my uh beats and I started playing old songs to house beats because I don't know what else to do I'm like and thank you to our sponsors comedy will be on in minutes in minutes any minute now like the guy was like laughing at me in the audience because I kept like looking back for a thumbs up and I put it down and he just started bursting out laughing geez that's like years and years ago I went to Worcester State to see George Carlin and oh I forget the name of the opening act it was a band that played around Boston a lot and they kept coming back on and they kept coming back on and finally they had to say we're very sorry we can't find Mr Carlin right it's one of those things like you know they're buying time they didn't know where he was we lost the ACT stuck in a room somewhere and he couldn't find the door probably but that was back in the day when George Carlin was a little out there yeah well I mean everybody has their days right right Nate I really wanted to have uh some dialogue with you yesterday but I just didn't get a chance to had to blow off our comedian who um got a little spicy last night on the microphone oh really well he went to politic town oh you can't well and it's okay I like the way should be to go to politic town you should be able to go to a comedian and just be able to laugh right and you know given the state of the fact that he said there's been a lot of history that we've had happen over the last month or so yes we have and you know I don't think we fully processed it yep so we just kind of going over all of everything that's been going on in the world a little bit and you could just see people fidgeting and getting ready to be mad and then um you know a couple of a couple of people got up and got out because they just didn't want to deal with it which I which I understand I mean that's your prerogative to get up and leave it was towards the end of the show anyway we ended up being there way extra longer than we thought it would be there was a Heckler in the audience oh gee I have not seen someone that riper and drunk at 800 PM in a long time 800 p.m oh yeah not 10 or 11 no 8 8 pm. I bet he had a head start before he went to the show he was housed oh and it was like the second comedian that got up there and he wasn't even actually in the room yeah the way the room was LE laid out it's like a straight thing and then there's like a a walkway to get up to the room like a stairwell good morning V Tammy Walter than for joining us and so he's on the other side of the wall so the comedian can't hear this person that's like say something funny something a vacuum he's like what what vacuum what right it's like I and then he the comedian just took it upon himself and that's actually what made his crowd work made everybody start laughing because the people are like turning around you know that yeah who is this guy what's happening where is it so he's like you know it's kind of like that ghost you hear it and you don't know where it is and he he had fun with it and I felt really bad for the guy but he it turned his act around good good and you know when you go to see a comedian you should expect that there's going to be a couple of jokes about politics and really get over yourself yeah to just you know trying to make a little humor there it's not funny to you it might be funny to somebody else just calm down it was the fullon stand up pull your shirt down leaving I'm leaving you you coming with me get we're leaving thank you I was like wow that did that did not warrant it must be nice to be that important that you think people give a damn about your opinion I just can't even this is my new this is our new normal everybody buckle up buttercups because we got a lot going on for today it's going to be an interesting couple of months well I figured we'll start right here on Cape Cod um and just talk about the fact that another thing to cross off on your bingo sheet for Cap Cod Summers we have a hammerhead shark sing around Mariana if you're listening hammerhead shark oh the climate change right here we go I regardless uh it's a weird sighting it's not something we normally see here they were blaming whatever got stirred up in the oceans as far as uh hurricanes and such which is why they say the FL happens that's why the flamingos are here because they just got kind of blown off blown off course and they end up here and believe me they're as perplexed as we are this is not great no this this isn't Florida they're not gonna be here long don't worry these people talk funny this is in Florida I posted some lady I don't know where she's from but it's definitely the Boston area talking about uh the Olympics and we'll get to our Olympics chatter in just a little bit but she made me laugh with her bad boss in accent oh okay talking about the Olympics and sports not knowing anything about it but I wonder if the flamingos are are learning things like if if they're at a beach you know watching a watching a seagull and saying hey that looks like fun I'm gonna try to steal a tuna sandwich those freaking gulls right got love them all over me the other day it was ridiculous oh really so we had our Hammerhead cross that off tall ships are coming into Province town this weekend so if you're looking for something fun to do our events on Cape group is grown to 6,000 people right now huge it's doing really well and we're finding some really new places and cool things that are happening on the cape I'm totally surprised when I look at the page of all the stuff that's going on that we had no idea no idea none whatsoever it's like really oh that's cool oh that's cool it's just it's it's incredible really you guys should get you guys should get on it yeah town by town you can take a nice little Cape Cod vacation yesterday I posted we're adding some new Cape Cod questions to Cape Cod Feud which we are doing on Friday over at Ryan family amusements if you want this Friday this coming Friday from 5 until 7 we'll be over at Ryan family amusements in the Cap Cod Mall we've got eight teams signed up uh if you want to come and watch how it's played out we are going to continually do this we're going to film it it's going to be fun there are going to be growing prizes so it doesn't necessarily mean that you did not get in we're going to keep playing this game and see how well it does and uh we got a Don Julio promo going on so if you just want to come and sample some Don Julio while you're watching the audience very good feel free to be the Heckler in the audience if you want to that's not the answer she has some good rejoinders so you're gonna lose you're gonna lose trust me that's not the answer rejoiner that's the word right yeah we joined her okay I said that in a long time well we had some funny responses yes yesterday to the question of why do people visit Cape Cod I I I put the weather I mean I would be really boring but that's me no fun Hank no fun Hank if you follow us on Lemon ado.com is our Facebook page and you can see and answer yourself whether it's beaches whether it's overpriced Seafood whether it's the views the weather the tall ships or Hammerhead sharks now right always something going on do you know we have an audience here this morning oh yes we do we have our in studio audience not impressed by us whatsoever no she has has her back to us and she sound asleep good night people yes that's the cat there's not a human doing it to us it's the cat but even so my kids won't be up before noon the disain you can get from a cat oh yeah there's nothing like it it's palpable yes rejoiner palpable guys you're learning today are you guys writing this stuff down we're using big words today we're going to be left over well you are over 21 so you're allow to you know my my my boyish good looks I I went to get a a um refreshment at the knockabout um our Farmers Market at at the farmers market and and I was carded and I thought wow I haven't looked under 21 in forever so I'm wearing this now going to wear it till it falls off as like a b I've showered I've I've done all kinds of things and it's staying on just in case anyone is confused look at me I was young enough to get a bracelet right and they look at me and they go how old is that guy is he even 21 he's over at The Villages showing it off look they carded me look it they carded me they carded me I love it it's awesome good morning I'm not as old as you think I am good morning Carrie how you doing shout out to our friends over at Duncan how's your experience this morning Hank hey I use the app now uhuh and it's the same order every day it's a it's a egg and cheese wrap in my coffee so I I I just I feel a little guilty because when you use the app you don't tip oh and I I just you know getting in the line every day was like well this is silly I just put it in the app and I walk in and it's there and I keep telling myself I gotta walk over one day and throw a bunch of money in the yeah like throw a Fiverr somewhere every once in a while make up for it yep in the in the J I'll go talk to the manager and say Here's here's a Big Bill oh because you know I just I don't you know I just very thoughtful well I try a lot of people just don't tip period good morning Mark um thank you with your new fake name I don't know if it's actually you or if it's the person who stole your identity and stole your Facebook so uh oh yeah hacked again I think he's been hacked like three or four times and what is it about Mark that makes him hackable um you look at questionable materials sir uh I know it for a fact oh not that she's hacked you or not that she's following you but she knows what you look at just saying she knows when you are sleeping I absolutely do good morning Chris thank you for joining us Chris for mhb TV was over at our Farmers Market yes he was and I'm gonna go talk to him today which I'm really excited about Mash B TV covers a lot of local events they do a really good job yes they do um just getting the pulse of what's going on in Mash B like hyp local really cool stuff and uh if you ever have need of them and want to talk about something that's going on in the community whether it's a nonprofit or whether it's something amazing definitely go check out Mash P TV good stuff right there good morning Jackie hello Lucinda thanks for joining us RPV great event that you put on last night over at the fouth warf lots of laughs in that situation you just missed us talking about it and uh Victoria saysi can't wait for my kids not to be up until noon lady it is so annoying can I just tell you as a mom of teenagers how irritating it is to already have done a full day of Life by the time my children are like so what's going on today I'm like it's 2 pm the day is done right and then they were like night crawling like raccoons in my kitchen at 3:00 a.m right I heard laughing giggling I woke up to barbecue sauce all over my kitchen barbecue sauce from Sunday no I would have been so mad cuz that's expensive barbecue sauce don't be touching the expensive barbecue sauce it was a different sauce it was on the floor it was in the fridge it was dripped down the fridge it was on the floor below it it was spattered on the cabinet beside it what what were they doing with and I had to wait until 2 3 p.m. to be like so were they having a barbecue sauce fight instead of a pillow fight oh no that was CJ like he it's always somebody else he blames the kids that were staying here but after they've left oh CJ's buddy who helps out at the at the farmers market and puts on the goofy costumes and all another one of our uh fabulous teen volunteers well actually I pay him we they our teen volunteers get paid I ow Mariana money um but CJ it's like I love these boys so so much they're high school kids over at mashby high school and I'm like hey can you lift that hey can you help this one so some of our vendors are elderly some of have hurt themselves some of them just have too much to handle they're one person and we've got we I call them the Goon Squad lovingly we send the Goon Squad out uh do the heavy lifting I lift things up and put them down for some of our vendors and uh it's quite a service that we offer at the mash farmers market and there were a lot of vendors this weekend there really were it was great addtion to the wing guy right aren't they just such a breath of fresh air the the um the part of the team the guy who was part of the team who went out to try to drum up business yeah what a hoot what a great sales guy oh my God if every business had a sales guy that excited about a product he started he started calling me Kenny Rogers because he came over to me and he went hey oh Kenny Rogers I said I've already got the wings I got him right here all right Kenny see and then like an hour later he's walking around he goes hey Kenny Mar can I call him Kenny Rogers from now on Through The Years what's up Thomas thanks for joining us this morning Cindy said I felt blessed after talking to him he honestly was like the the best hype human I have ever encountered in a really long time and the wings were good and the sauce the sauce was good it was between hot and spicy I couldn't figure out if it was maybe a little too hot or a little too spicy SP builds it was so that's why okay there you go because you'd eat it you'd eat the wing and you go oh this is oh yep he heat a rising up in there yeah yeah so if you do not like spice this is not but if you like spice oh so good and that's why and that's why knockabout had such a good day oh yeah thirsty thirsty right and and our reusable CBS had a good day they really did um thank you so much for supporting our Market we really do work hard to bring all kinds of parts of our community together and just be enjoying the space the sunshine so nice to see kids running around on the grass playing until they're exhausted we had a missing Furby we had a missing Furby oh no I missed that I said well it was two times in which parents were like where is my kid I said have you checked the kids play area oh there they are oh jeez have you have I can't can't find my toy have you checked the kids play area they're all there everybody flocks to Lauren from all places right and Marana was learning how to face paint she was actually face painting with Lauren very cool on Sunday we came home we immediately went on Amazon we got paint we got we got practice boards where there were just like faces I love that she's inspiring her and she's gonna be she's gonna be practicing so next week Mariana will be overh helping Lauren face paint and Mariana will also have the pop table the power produce table so you your child can get their face painted and then go see Mariana and they'll get a coin once they once you sign them up a coin where they can get a free Fruit Andor vegetable from our participating vendors we have to make that clear yeah apparently not apparently not all our vendors were in on this well we had a new Farm which I was so thankful to have Allan Farm come and join us you never know getting over our bridge is really difficult mashby qualifies as a food desert so we do not have have an actual working farm we've got Sprout shout out to our friends over at Sprout Farm they do their very best with the land that they have yes however we do not have anything more than that so we do ask our neighbors to come and bring us some fresh food and we are accepting some Wick vouchers whether it is our senior vouchers or the other and uh Allen Farm came through clutch because we lost our farm that accepts those coupons right so I I put out an APB on Friday I'm like I need food food everyone bring food and it was answered so I'm so thankful to our friends over at D Silva Farms Allan Farms Harvest Moon will be joining us again this week cape and Islands produce we really have a good selection great um and we'll go around and be sure that everybody's in in on the deal yeah for sure yes we'll work it out T good morning how are things over at the melody tent and one more thing the the the wick people the snap people whatever it is they've only been there once right and they're not coming back right it's once they distribute the coupons right right because there was a woman who came sort of later later in the day and she was looking for them and she was she was very confused and Cliff did a wonderful job talking her off the ledge after she got through yelling at me oh I know poor Hank listen Kenny Rogers can only take so much Mari said I'm allowed to call you that also since Kenny Rogers is over 21 show off your band you can handle the heat when you get yell that by people yes oh I mean I didn't mind at all but it was like okay what do you want me to do about this you get I understand you got here Lake the people aren't here I don't know how to solve this but Cliff Cliff came through he did a fabulous job yeah he he he excels in situations of high stress really good that that's how he deals with me he calmes right down right he has this very calm voice an emotional support animal almost like this Angelic look it's not it's not it's just his defense mechanism right he calmed it right down and she was like oh okay yeah by the end of it she was like what's your name and what's your name and hi and thank you so much different than when she was yelling at you hey yes much different I thought damn why am I wearing the lemon Ado t-shirt this week was like help somebody help me a lady's yelling at me right I don't know what to do good morning Don on the west coast only work here T says when I asked her how's the T go and she goes and July has been approximately seven months long but July is almost over is over today is the last day of July no tomorrow is today oh yeah tomorrow sorry I lied tomorrow is this is the 30th tomorrow is the 31 I got so the 31 I got so excited to freaking End July right that extra week though I shout out to the people that get paid like the that that weird schedule where they get an extra paycheck this month right uh not not for anybody else that extra paycheck that comes and you don't have any of your benefits taken out of and you get so excited I lovingly look at those months again and I'm like oh wait that's not us right for business owners we don't get paid no no we don't get an extra extra P what's the pay Che right but that's like that's like oh I got extra money I can do stuff good for you good I'm happy for you today Stephanie really shut up R TB listen we you wait a minute kudos to rtb from driving all the way up from P toown to be with us on Sunday so excited to share his tomatoes that he purchased to share um in a burger that he made and he was like they were so good yes those heirloom tomatoes this time of year are there's nothing better this is pretty much the only time of year that I enjoy eating tomatoes Mari made um the eggplant last night we bought I bought an eggplant on Sunday the oine and and she made the eggplant oh unbelievable I wanted to post it um online with the eggplant emojis and then I thought better of that no no that has been cooped that has been ruin someone would be offended they'd stand up pull their pants up and walk out and leave leave yell at Hank Dare You CNY Rogers listen I got a bone to pick with you Tima see seven months long exactly hey Miss Denise Libby friends over at repurposed Cape Cod that are just amazing if you're looking for like fun quirky gifts or fun yard games they've got yard Z which we use as one of our tiebreaker games for lemonade they've got cool things that they're doing with record clocks and all kinds of cool stuff swifties they've got something for you so if you're looking for a gift visit our friends over at repurpose Cape Cod those those record clocks are really cool I wish I had a place to put one yeah but I but I but I don't since we since we downsized it wouldn't wouldn't fit with the decor Emily is asking what the plans are today it looks like a nice day outside yeah it does I'm playing golf oh I'm playing golf with Ace kazari okay now now Tim kazari is a is a good friend of ours he's one of our colleagues at today real estate and doesn't like to play golf he's no good at it blah blah blah blah blah but we got him playing again all right and he went out and he bought a new set of Callaway clubs ch- ching ch- ching and we were playing on Friday and I think it's the 13th hole at Holly Ridge and we're walking up the Fairway and we're all looking and Tim's going damn where did my ball go that was such a great hit and we're looking to the left we're looking to the right and I said to him Tim did you look in the hall and he went yeah and I'm walking up and I'm and I'm peeking in I'm going hey Tim Tim and he goes I said no seriously Tim it's in the hole that's amazing he got he got his first hole in one that's awesome so hey those new clubs buddy right they worked out for you yes they did I was gonna ask usually when you get the new clubs you think all everything is going to change for you right and it usually doesn't but hey you got a hole in one so those clubs oh it did for Tim Tim's knocked about five Strokes off the score with his new club really oh yeah well because they're lighter than than the older clubs I have kind of older clubs um but I'm not I'm not ready to to invest that kind of money yeah in in in new clubs I'm gonna get there I'm gonna buy a new golf bag first well because my golf bag I got at a tournament that I ran for the boys and girls club umpty up years ago when I worked there and I thought it was cool at the time it's a Budweiser bag it's got the be for Budweiser but it's getting kind of warm in it worn I should say and it's really looking kind of stupid with the be on it well you just set me up you literally teed me up to talk about the boys and girls annual golf tournament that is coming up so that's why I'm here forums go on sale this week let me just tell you when you get that email purchase your forsome or Elshire out this goes so quickly uh everybody wants to play over at New seberry it's a gorgeous club uh and and it's just a really nice day and last year it ended up we were nervous because it was real rainy in the morning but it turned out to be an absolutely perfect golf day can't guarantee you any holes in ones no but maybe a maybe a Budweiser bag or two no and and and a lot of people who playing those charity tournaments appreciate their support but a lot of us really aren't that great as as a golfer the course the course is a little too big for us yeah it's a day out in support of your favorite nonprofit and we are working so hard to build our teen center here on Cape Cod and we're just getting ever so close with our financial donations to be able to do that yes but honestly it just needs to happen our kids need a place to go yeah oh yeah make sure there's pay over there too thank you that was that was St Cliff walking by I know that was not I forgot he was in the other room and we were speaking his Praises I get credit for that I think he didn't come out and bow so maybe he didn't hear us yeah right he's just too busy which means he wasn't listening to us yeah he gets in that mode where he's just I'm so busy I can't I didn't hear he what I came up I came upstairs last week after we were done remember I stood in the stairs and we were talking and we mentioned his name a couple of times came upstairs he was sitting at the table and I went hey Cliff anyone oh hi he mentally absorbed oblivious that we were talking about him or that I was even here yep that is him all the time he's consumed Beverly good morning thank you for joining us on the show Nate the only hle in one I'll be getting is a donut I'm a professional slicer bada boom bada bing I'm calling you today Nate we're getting together Roberta thanks for hanging out tomorrow I get a busy day today but yes we have a big dogor appointment today oh right I have my two-year followup that's amazing and I I've already seen my number and I'm still caner free yay I'm so happy for you I am too yeah right funny how that works well it's you got a full head of hair and you got an over 21 bracelet on I mean life couldn't be better than that who could ask for anything more um so let's talk about the Olympics just a little bit because they are happening um some issues going on first they have had to cancel practice for the triathlon for the third time because the river's too dirty you clean that up you would have thought they would have plan for that they knew it was they did they knew and they didn't do anything and I don't think that they're like it's not just going to Magic itself clean no no those things don't happen no so this wasn't a sudden just to clarify this wasn't like a sudden there was a spill or a plant over flowed or something oh my God how this Ked and grow and they can't even practice in it so I'm not quite sure how they're going to do the event okay in it congrats to our men's gymnastics team winning a bronze the first time they've medled since 2008 Yes and the women keep showing them up I know well always have always I mean they've got Simone biles who by the way is gonna be on the floor for four different events today with an injured calf yes she's a machine right but I wanted to talk about her and she's old yeah she's all of 28 she's old to be competing I'm really elderly old elderly yeah well I mean bouncing around like that that does a number to your body yes it does who's she married to I don't think she's married no she is is she somebody help me uh basketball player football somebody she she's married to somebody who's hold on I'll Google I'll Google that I've got my friend Google here who we should know Simone B husband first thing that comes up height short right well he's 5'11 all right Caleb Williams is that him Jonathan Owens I don't know hu Texas Houston Houston Texans safety Jonathan Owens okay there we go all right yes thank you Mari football player Walter says she's married to a Green Bay Packer no no she's married to a Houston Texas maybe he was a Green Bay Packer yeah right well either way he's 5 foot 11 surprisingly short for a football player so they say still all right in the height Department as far as I'm concerned but I see him next to those giant monsters I'll Pat it up sure I get it right uh Nate says he's in Chicago now oh Chicago oh sorry see well there you go ask that's why we have Nate sports questions get Sports Answers by the way Nate I want to hook you up over at Mash P TV they're looking for a little bit of sports commentary uh Emily said I saw a video of people talking about how people don't want it to happen so they are going to the bathroom in the water no oh no well they already had one crazy protester before the Olympics started right they're a little expressive over in Paris it's a little aggressive kind of like um Dutch swimmer a little outfit that we got to see I couldn't look at it I could I had I had a I had a go like this I looked enough for both of us Hank let me just tell you um it's quite the outfit it seems very seethrough got to turn this way Arno kaminga super revealing trunks are sending Olympic viewers into a tizzy tell me when I can turn around Ian says this a fine specimen of a man Ian says genuine thoughts based on Dutch swim trunks Netherlands must be a fan of Aboriginal dot paintings too I also thought it was weird he was the only one wearing speedos three how very patriotic that he would develop orange chickenpox either way it's a very they're short tank they're just see-through I can't I just can't I can't tell me what I can turn around he's got great abs the ABS look great so it's off you're safe you can move back can turn around I'm not tricking you very good okay also I want to talk about one of the oldest competitors to win a match at the Olympics you want to talk about Tom Brady and some football talk this woman is retired from the Olympics yes four times four times four times she retired in 83 88 2000 and 2004 her name is Nishu lean this is her sixth Olympics wow and she is the oldest tabletop tennis player wow to win a match she does not look 61 oh really she looks like she's 25 uhuh uh but she is L life does she need one of these she definitely needs an over 21 bracelet to walk around with and show it off Mari says send the photo to me send the photo to me Mari um I I can I think I can share our screen oh tell me when I if you're gonna do it again I you know what why don't you just share the screen for all the for all the folks at home and then it's over and done with well I just for a second just to show everybody we remember we remember children are home it's summertime right there he is there he is Arno the I'm telling you the ABS all right I'll stop sharing my screen we got a little piece a little taste all right now you can just look them up if you want to there we go um but that's about it that's all I have for our Olympics update um since we're in the sports arena and we've talked about football and we've talked about our Olympics can we talk about the Home Run situation oh God if you watched the Red Sox game last night there was a home run and I'm and I'm not sure who hit it because I wasn't exactly paying attention at that point but there was a home run up to the monster seats and there were two couples sitting front row monster seed and ball is going right towards one of the one of the guys puts his hands up he catches it and then drops it and there this is not the best part of the story no no good morning Gloria and there's all kinds of historyonics and he's oh my God blah blah blah except on nessen they kept replaying it over and over again kind of reminded me of the things Donar silow and Remy would do although the guys who are on now aren't as funny as as John and Jerry were but they keep replaying it to the point where other people up in the monster seats are coming down with their phones going look look to the show in it and he's just beside himself so they send up Jami Webster who was there um you know on the field in the stands interview guy so he's he's interviewing this gentleman and he ji says to him um how come you didn't use the glove that your wife has to catch the ball and the guy says my wife has a glove and the wife turns to him and says I bring it every game and the comment from everybody was yep that's a husband Mike drop right honestly when he dropped the ball she put the glove over her face you couldn't miss it right but he my wife oh my wife had a glove she's like right here with the glove on her face because you yeah that's typical it was the play of the game absolutely typical but everybody agreed yeah that's a husband thing Gloria yeah come on Hank exactly grow up look at some hot abs Nate says like the pizza situation they showed it if you know the Izzy situation at Fenway it's funny uh good morning Miss Trisha Erica thanks for joining us on the show this morning Hank is Stephanie it is is Tuesday we are eeking through July we're over it I'm so ready for it to be August I guess so but where it seems it seems like July has gone on forever but then it seems like oh my God it's August how did that happen back to school uh oh by the way anyone watching us in Sandwich who has a child going to the Middle High School Mariana has come home and she has told us all summer long that there's supposed to be a day maybe this Thursday where they go to pick up their computers oh as far as we know there's been no notification Megan's looked we've looked I've gone on the website there's nothing there I called the school yesterday got the voicemail because of course nobody's there and you know it's not school time yet so they're underst staff s anybody knows about the pick up the computer because as as of August one the parents are being emailed Math assignments oh for the kids to do for the rest getting right at it then for for the rest of the month oh she's had a book to read all summer long and we're slowly making progress getting that done but if anybody knows anything about that please let us know thank she doesn't want it to be one because her her little One's Gonna Be turning one in August so she doesn't want it to be August I'm ready Savanna's got four teeth now maybe six she's so cute she's our little lemonade lady yep a lemon Ado baby oh my gosh so adorable in her little outfit we love her Trish says no summer needs to last longer yes I'm kind of over it so I'm I'm fine I enjoy September on the cape our shoulder seasons are fabulous kids go back to school get a little bit of me time still can do some beaching stuff still can enjoy stuff the weather is still pretty good right and it's not the steady grind of all the tourists and they're bleeping traffic it's real bad right now I don't I don't out on out on kuit road I was at our office at today real estate um Mar plus today real estate I on um yesterday and they were trimming trees now not there's anything wrong with trimming trees but I swear they've already trimmed the trees yeah well I mean it's and they're back again trimming the trees so I'm saying to myself do they know something about like a huge storm or something coming and that's why they're back out here again I mean it was it was so bizarre yeah maybe it's an obstruction situation kind of like what's happening in my front yard listen it's not my problem you can't see around the corner no he he didn't he didn't mow the lawn I love that my children love to borrow all of our lawn equipment to make money on other people's yards but will not do mine my lawn needs desperate attention and you can't see around the corner leaving my house because we have now Vines it's a jungle out there now we have our privacy screen that's right can't see out of our yard can't see in it it's perfect see now see now see if if we were selling your home we'd say private corner lot there I like that it's a good spin across the street from um John pwn John's pwn whatever you call it over there there you go landing Landing we have our community party coming up this weekend did you see the signs no there's like four signs with scribbled cardboard party Sunday band that's what that wasm I saw them but I was like I thought it was like I didn't know what it was right because it looks like a four-year-old it's having that's what I thought exactly that's oh my that's our association's way of letting us know the party is coming up this weekend is there a big party I mean do people actually show so they do this thing with our du's money that where they get a couple of dumpsters and everybody can Purge some of their stuff that's the party but the problem is it's they're full by the five like the minute sunlight is happening it's full like it's full the night before before everybody gets mad every single year I don't know if they're going to do it or not but then they have down at the beach they'll get a band and throw hamburgers and hot dogs for everybody to come on down okay so I mean if you've got little people I'm sure it's super fun we don't normally participate in that we're those people in the neighborhood that are like oh oh oh you're down there we're not going down there we're not going down there no know with you and and then you call the police it's noisy I can't go to sleep I have to get up to go to work in the morning sandwich police have done their updates oh good and that is seemingly the word on the cape right now the amount of people complaining about noises oh okay and noise violations we've got a big situation going on in Falmouth right now with live music and they're trying to do away with it completely outside yeah that's crazy it's it's the and you know what it is it's the no live music outside period you knew where you were moving to folks and we're 5:00 p.m. where people calling the police for complaints 600 p.m. mhm not even at midnight we no one goes out at midnight anymore unless you're a teenager and you're going to Wendy's um but officers were dispatched to find people dealing with sound issues noise issues uh a call for fireworks officer spoke to the reporting party fireworks we don't know where they came from have no idea noise ordinance an acoustic guitar hours later they're complaining about the sound system an acoustic guitar you called the police because you heard an acoustic guitar and these are not late night calls wow these are like 7 pm. yeah and this is not just a sandwich thing this is definitely happening in happening in Falmouth I know Troy Clark just put out a a memo b basically saying like we've got to save our outdoor music like this is crazy that we can't have this because you it's a slippery slope TR said true no summer people in September which is a huge plus yes exactly yeah years ago um when when we back when we lived in canterberry States and sandwich um friends of ours who lived a little bit down the street having a graduation high school graduation party for their son and mark the dad and his uh Brothers had a had a band and um and they were they were they were pretty good so they would traditionally play at all the family parties and everything so they were playing at the um graduation party and the police showed up so the police pull up up front and all they see are teenagers in the front yard and they hear the loud band in the background so they're they're ready to rock they're figuring they're gonna find a bunch of kids on the other bus you know come in everything else and they come strutting around the corner and they turn and I I was watching they turned and they looked and there a bunch of 50y old guys and it was like in the attitude change excuse me how you doing sorry excuse me sir um when you're when you're when you're through with the set we'd really like to talk to you and it was like what it was like 7:30 yeah it's obnoxious so that is what we're dealing with noise violations everybody oh God also there is a situation where um an adult grown-up decided to confront children I mean I feel like there's always a situation with the skate park area yes in Sandwich yeah people didn't want people it used to be just give it perspective it used to be behind the CVS you know the Stop and Shop in the CVS and then when they when they built that whole complex the new police and everything else and the tennis courts or the pickle ball courts they built skate park Y and so now an aspiring Tony honk came into the station to request police presence at the skate park to enforce the rules the man had been ch ized by parents after he spoke to their children about scoot riding in non-designated areas he was advised that the police do not enforce the protocols and was directed to the wreck departments that did not sit well with the skater boy as he felt it was in the purview of the police to enforce the rules at the skate park you are a grownup act like a grownup and if kids want to scoot around and play at the skate park because you can't get your Tony Hawk on grow up apparently it this has become another problem around the cap because somebody's shooting children at the playground with BB guns well that's that's beyond the pale a seven-year-old was hit with an unknown projectile over the weekend and sent to be looked at while on the playground at 700 p.m in like off Mary dunro at like a church playground unbelievable I mean we've all thought about hitting a kid annoying little Johnny you know look at that kid I'd love to I'd love to but you're not gonna actually do it the the things you talk about the things that you think about in your brain and you don't let out loud you don't actually do you don't say that out loud Steph no somebody gets H with a BB gun over in this neighborhood in the next couple of days it's not me she didn't say it it wasn't me I don't have one actually my son has one oh okay aggrav so we can blame Cody right he's not up before 2 p.m so okay then doesn't it wasn't him anyway okay it wasn't him no no and then he was going for snacks down to the gas station he's dumping he's too busy dumping barbecue sauce on my floor and going for snacks at the gas station playing video games with her friends and losing my lawn equipment um very losing what losing money no I said losing my lawn equipment okay I thought you was gonna say not using it oh not using it okay so yeah leave the kids alone please and stop complaining about loud music these These are Cod problems right here hammerhead sharks loud noises fireworks not on the 4th of July and and Boat Boat issues that's that's about it oh other than that it's it's quiet here on the cape cape League I was leaving Falmouth last night and I saw uh the field in downtown Falmouth all lit up like a Christmas tree they are the allstar game hosts so that was pretty exciting for them I was watching some of their reels and uh they use our cordless mics our our little road mics so I was like oh that's awesome oh good they had all the the baseball players miked up y yd apparently is the team to beat this year in the playoffs okay I am a huge baseball fan and once again I have not yet gone to a cap it's free it's fun you're seeing the baseball stars of tomorrow today we we've lived here for almost 30 years I've been to two games my favorite field is koutou yeah I know see s when we lived in Sandwich they did try a couple of games at the field at the high school which would be perfect and there was an attempt to get a cape League team in Sandwich there should be a cape Team league in Sandwich yeah why not the the you know oldest town on Cape Cod come on um maybe somebody wants to relocate I don't know H but and and I and now we live relatively close to um where the kers play and I don't know it's like I just all of a sudden I'll see something and go you know we really need to get to a game and then two weeks later it's like you know we really need to get to a game that's one of our Cape Cod Feud questions by the way 100 Cape cods were asked what's the oldest town on Cape Cod the answers are great it's sandwich boys and girls well that's true but is it for Cap Cod Feud you all have to find out oh well historically it is trust me I know I I help write the first Charter that's awesome this town on Cape Cod that didn't have one until about 15 years ago yeah right 20 years ago maybe I which is weird yeah well I mean we were past that at that point oh that's my damn phone again I always turn it down listen Kenny Rogers if you don't need a medication phone call Jenny good morning to you good morning Deb Trish says you have to realize a lot of people don't even drive after sunset on Cape Cod and they're in bed true right but sunset's still like 8 many of them of where I live so you're you're surrounded by them surrounded by them but since he's over 21 but they but they were walking at 5:30 in the morning yeah right Gloria says Ah the Tuesday news rtb says earplugs very inexpensive right we live in a day of noise cancelling headphones that can arrive on your doorstep in hours that's right just order them and stop complaining I'm over it right and you know and again you know where you're moving to we need some euthanization going on over here and I'm talking about bringing young people not killing the old we just need some new people to come and shake it up like the folks who moved in up the street from dos which is right around the corner from where we are what we do we we finally done a little sweet talking over the years and we've finally got a little bit of you got a you got a sports bar and restaurant right down there and they got an open thing and they're gonna play of course they are 7:30 I'm sorry I know I know I love your over 21 statement piece though that's really that's good on our uh question of the day today is inventive ways to say get lost I am thoroughly enjoying some of these answers what are they that are on here a lot there's some swear words on there which I'm fine with we're all grown-ups here I'm just not gonna say them out loud because I'd like to use some of these shows from ashb TV and I can't I can't repeat those ones right but uh inventive ways to say get lost one noodle plus another noodle equals toodles okay Joie super cute Joanie is a retired kindergarten teacher so I appreciate that all right Patty says be off with you J uh Jackie don't let the door slam you on the way out bye Felicia still common it's still good by from the movie Friday Hank it's it's okay it's not for you all right okay oh don't let me keep you that's a good one Donald that's a good one that's an Irish way of saying goodbye right but the Irish just slip away yeah right we don't say goodbye we just disappear right bug her off go suck on a rope okay but that's not nice thank you Amanda I've never heard that one used kindly go forth and Bleeth thyself thank you Jason be gone Nave make like a tree and leave cute take a long walk walk off a short that's an old y here's your hat what's your hurry cute Janet says if you don't leave you can't come back I like that that's a good one right that's a good one that's what you tell little kids yeah you don't leave you can't come back come back right you can come back real soon I know bye Daryl go pound sand kick rocks oh these are some really good ones so if you've got some good ones let me let you go yeah let me let you no let me let you go that's a good one that's a good one really I'm Gonna Let You Go now thanks so much for coming I have said that to the lady at the market on Sunday who was yelling at me oh you put Let me let me get you go let me let you go you put cliff on that job so you're good right on top of that Rose is what I always like to say right right from our friends of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead best way to say you're busy without saying you're busy don't tell Mom the babysitter's de one of the best movies of all times yeah it was Christina a young Christina Applegate yes and if you've not seen it I definitely suggest you do so and if you're wondering oh I heard that before and never knew where it came from you're welcome it's used often and we appreciate it um so feel free to chime in on inventive ways to get lost also rtb shared with me this week the um the the producer the writer the man who put himself for 30-day journey of eating McDonald's has passed away gee I wonder why answer 53 right wow I know I forgot to write down his name but the super seis me guy is dead oh okay it was in the news today that U people are eating less of it also they're down 12% so they're only getting two billion dollars year well you know what you go to McDonald's or any of the fast food places and you order like a you know I'll be with Mariana a couple of burgers and fries and a and it's like are you kidding me I mean 20 bucks 20 bucks 25 bucks the meal that used to be $4 made of real food what here is your plastic parts you know we could have gone we could have gone over to the common and sat down at Bobby Burns and spent less yeah well I guess I'm not asking them for a sponsorship I care oh I'm sorry we love Bobby Burns do you know Mari met Bobby Burns I love him the man is fabulous Mari years ago when we first moved down here um she worked for her dad's restaurant for years so plugging in uh to a restaurant was easy our friends who we seemingly have a lot of here on the cape jeras when we when we get here she she plugged in there and she's there one morning setting up and there's this older gentleman you know sitting at the bar having coffee and something and she doesn't know who he is so she just kind of walks over and she says hi can I help you and he says no I'm Bobby Burns and and Mar he said Bobby Burns right he said yeah I exist I'm an actual human I'm an actual human I saw him walking the other day at Master commin yeah he lives in one of those 90 years old his man's fabulous yeah he lives in one of those those you know newer apartments in uh mashby commins and he was and he was walking around what a cool dude though yeah his son comes and supports the seide the mons every year and Bobby used to come into the studio uh to record his commercials he had the greatest voice and everything is like a Sonic the way he speaks the way it is this is how he would deliver anything it always sounds what was the tagline he was just some sort of Irish phras something slancha at yeah but I absolutely loved the way that he talks because it really does sound like he's reading you a Robert Frost something rather yes yes and and and if you go into the restaurant in mashby if you haven't been there's all kinds of of quotes from the from the you know from the great authors of of our world up on the up on the wall it's really cool Morgan Spurlock that was a superz me guy thank you very much rtb yeah definitely uh if you've not seen that one it's it's a good one what we do with our rtb to fill in the blanks for us he is a spreadsheet of useless knowledge and I appreciate it it's not so useless when you need it so he's there for us you know you know we have the cat here maybe we should have rtb sitting right there every week and and and the cat can just ignore us and rtb can kind of fill in the blanks hold up cards tell us what to say all that stuff actually I appreciate that I do not everybody does but I do but it sounds like she doesn't want you here RTP oh I absolutely love him oh I do too he's a great guy oh my gosh he is he really is a great gu so celebrity news apparently uh Matt Damon is blaming Ben Affleck I guess today we're going to hear that they're divorced I don't know why we need to hear this news because he bought himself a20 million mansion and everyone bended oh he's got a new bachelor pad for $20 million and and and when does the new girl come along but Matt Damon was like oh it's totally B Affleck he is absolutely the problem he is a disaster oh yeah I mean that's something to be said when your best friend of life as being like dude you're a sabur you are the problem I mean when you look at the two women he was doesn't even like Jennifer Lopez he's thrown that out there too when you when when you look at the two women he's married to Jennifer Garner who seems like an 100% sweetheart yeah he screwed that up yeah and he screwed up JLo twice what's wrong with you uh well JLo's a handful we understand that the grass is greener I think for him or he's just got his own demons that he's wrestling with whatever they are yeah you know maybe it's his addiction maybe it's whatever it is that he's got going on maybe he's just a raging narcissist and needs to be by himself because he's the greatest thing ever I don't know he just can't be happy his brother seemingly Casey got it together and his mom lives in Truro hi guys what's going on with your son can you fix things please thank you give them a call or call us and tell us what's going on right and we'll we'll we'll keep it quiet she's not bothering us from she's definitely not so we saw that where they've got all this going on and I'm sure he wished he could just sink into a dune at this point but we've got Josh hartnet who actually did he was out there um just saying hey you know I left Hollywood I felt really weird he said it was an unhealthy relationship with people knowing too much about me and being involved in me and I didn't like the way it made me feel so I just left good for him I like that right you know this isn't working for me I'm just gonna leave he didn't make a to-do about it he didn't make a post about it he didn't call all the media saying I'm gonna quit everything yeah and if you have a job for me call me I'll come back right you know I'll I'll sleep on somebody's couch but I'm not just gonna live like this yeah and I mean when I love that's a figurative couch because that's not how they do it in Hollywood oh no no no no he'll have a he'll have a 20 R Mansion but mauce says maybe he's just a jerk so what do you really think Mari oh Mari I have news for you a little bit of bad news Rod Stewart says that his days are numbered he's about to have his 80th birthday I think he just said his days are numbered as far as touring goes well let's hope so because I don't want to be around if anything happens to us boy that may be worse if than than if something happens to me it's mari's man 80 years old I think he still has young children though oh he he's got he's got the thing about Rod Stewart is he has several Ex-Wives but they all get together at the holidays I mean all the Ex-Wives all the kids from all the Ex-Wives and they all have apparently just a jolly good time well he's done it right he's keeping them on the payroll so yeah that helps listen Monkeys dance dance dance and if you want this money you're come to Christmas and then they do and that's why he keeps working and everybody's happy he has to keep paying everybody off that's it yep he's gonna have to think of some new material because if if you think I'm sexy it's got to be a little no geriatric at this point I don't know he still rocks it Mari do you still think he's sexy this is a really stupid question Mari says I read that but he said that he might have 15 years still time for me to meet him if that's your dream Mario we're gonna make that happen still time for you to meet him what about me she just wants to meet him she's not talking about hall passes or anything listen she's got Kenny Rogers what does she need with Stewart we have got so many wonderful things happening here at lemon Ado and if you're looking for something to do look no further than events on cape.com it's our full listing of stuff and that we'll be at Cap Cod Winery this Wednesday so you can enjoy Robin she'll be out there a little bit of music Bingo little bit of trivia and the gorgeous Winery settings it's such a great place to spread out and and just enjoy so if you got a big party and uh Wednesday is your day right there 4: to 6 you can stop on by and hang out at the 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