Do you have a friend that just picks things up absent mindedly? Don't leave your phone on a table near the Sennott's #phonethief
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Made by machine from the recording, so a name or two may be off. About 103 words.
so yeah I started off the day where's my phone where is my phone walking around the room and all of a sudden I see something lighting up in Hank's pocket I'm like do you have your phone he's like no I got my phone ja my jacket pocket let's be clear about that because the next thing we were gonna say was and I stuck my hand in his pocket right in there sorry sorry Mark my wife did the same thing to Stephanie a couple of weeks ago that is twice a senate has stolen my phone yes they look alike