Hank and Stephanie talk about current events and slice stories for Valentines day! From UFO's to Aaron Rogers to Barbie and Barnie. #radioshow #capecod #sliceoflife #hankandstephanie #stephanieinthemorning #lemonadio #lemonadioradio #aaronrogers #barnie #valentinesday #flowers #miley #minecraft

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that's a new thing so there's no pressure the rest of the day now he puts a little heart in your car that's it I'm good yeah all right I I don't there are zero expectations here of having I I'd put it on him and I I did his laundry yesterday or even you don't have to do anything else because I separated our laundry when we started having children together and we had five children I said no more I'm not doing your laundry you're a grown ass man you can do your own laundry I'm not doing your laundry because I launder all of the children's stuff and mine also you can do your own laundry and that was it he's got his own basket I have my own basket do your own damn laundry and so since we I mean this is 20 years this is how we stayed together I don't do his laundry I refuse to so if I'm doing it that means I'm being nice being nice I love you I'm going out of my way for you for sure oh boy it's just that that's our love language so uh the national anthem meme that I posted on my Facebook page yesterday it wasn't it was just a Monday face and some people got really upset because the coach from the Eagles got into his feelings and the national anthem was played yes and I left it there and I left it there because I knew that it's okay to have a disagreement on social media and acknowledge it come on Lily Happy Valentine's Day come say hello to Hank hello do my own laundry she does her own laundry now oh my gosh Lily's favorite thing to do is use my bathroom and leave one or two items behind so that she knows that it'll get into my laundry and eventually get done eventually yeah see she knows you smell good you smell good and you're wearing red There You Go Happy Valentine's Day who could ask for anything more exactly so yes I left that Meme up there specifically for people to understand that and and I don't really have arguments on my Facebook page it's usually a nice happy friendly space so there were the people that saw a moment to muscle in as a troll and be like oh is this your first day on the internet blah blah blah and I didn't love that either but I I left it there and then it got serious and then the other people were attacking the other people there was a fight yesterday on Facebook that's crazy you know people are just way too serious yeah about everything you know I was I was saying to you before we went on we went on live here that um you know I watched the news every morning and just I have a cup of coffee it's me the kids and I don't know how many times I find myself either doing one or two things I either go like this all right just look at the TV and go oh will you just shut up yeah because it's either so disturbing divisive or the story and the people talking in the story are just being so silly and stupid and entitled that does there doesn't seem to be any any happy medium anymore which just you know reasonable folk yeah it just seems like everyone's always unhappy right yeah yeah that's my feelings when I watch all this Happy Valentine's to you Jackie Happy Valentine's Mari thank you both for checking in with us so hey Mari Happy Valentine's Day oh did you see that I bought you flowers oh you got you got her already huh no no I gotta flow I took a picture of it I posted her flowers before I posted your flowers or a fact so she's the first lady so she's the first lady yes it's perfect oh yeah I had a school dance that I did it was it was they melded two dances in together so on Friday I was in Provincetown and I had the National Honor Society dance that morphed into a Valentine's Day dance with the older kids so we start with the younger ones the younger ones go home the older ones come in and the songs that they were requesting were old school songs like songs I never thought really I would hear Lady In Red they they requested lady and red and then they slow danced to it and they called it a partner's dance and I loved it I was like this is really this is real oh God lady in red is is oh my God one of the most obnoxious songs as a matter of fact Mari tells me the story that this is before Marie and I um started to date She Was Made of Honor at her friend Karen's wedding and instead of lady in red as the dance with with her with her husband they changed it to Lady in White no they didn't uh uh that's the worst good morning Seth thanks for checking right Mari did I get that right I think I did oh you've been singing it to you oh yeah the divorce now by the way so it's not the most annoying sign because what I had to play What was the most they wanted a remix of the Barney theme song no hand to God so what did they do they danced to it they danced to it like do you know those things on the side of the road that flap up and down you know those floaties yeah that's they had this weird little dance to it like when car dealers are having a sale they got the big Gumby looking thing yep so they got in a long line and they did that dance and I was like I don't know what's happening here but they seem happy and that's fine by me oh my gosh I'm glad I didn't have to see that oh oh Barney is making a comeback yes good morning Eva yeah so that's what I saw this morning the Barney franchise is being totally relaunched and I I was so confused on Friday when I was watching this happen I was like is this the thing yes it is a thing it is coming back uh Barney was was big when um Megan was little yeah and the toy store in downtown Attleboro yeah kids are right kids Kids Town Kids Town kids they had sorry folks it's kind of well it's not an elevator story but kids Town had Barney yeah there for pictures and we stood in line and stood in line and stood in line we were the last people to have that picture taken with Barney we must have been the I swear half the freaking day yeah we brought Megan up to Barney put her in Barney's lap and she started to scream of course and cry and it's like you're gonna sit there we're gonna take this picture you're gonna smile don't care what you're doing we stood here for some internal amount of time do you still have that photo does she look bright red oh I'm sure I'm I'm sure we have it we have it somewhere I love it I uh my brother was obsessed with Barney and there's one thing I can tell you I did learn the Hebrew Alphabet by watching Barney because I used to babysit my brother so I left that gamble dog as I am I'm like I know it and it's all because I watched Barney so there's something to be said for educational value who was on Barney who became famous though Selena Gomez right there's a few other ones too but I believe it's Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato I think both of those two were on and then there's one other person I will have to that's a good trivia question I Gotta Get My Trivia ready for tonight over at Shipwrecked gonna be there from 7 to 8 30. we're having a Valentine's themed Shipwrecked trivia and it's always a good time plus it's fun not everybody has a someone not everybody has a sweetheart no and that's the thing about Valentine's Day it's hard if you're not if you're not connected with somebody right so I've got something for singles and even couples maybe you're bored maybe you're sober I had a great sober skate night on set on Saturday it was a blast yep we went to the Charles Moore Arena we had a really good time I did some throwback Tunes 150 people bought tickets it benefited we can it was a really nice we're gonna try and do it every single month because people are looking for activities to do and I just saw a study about how people are mindfully drinking less and drinking n a's more so than ever right just wanting to be social without having to have that alcohol situation it's hard for people who who can't drink yeah to go out and and socialize because everybody's even even when you're older I mean you want to drink you want to drink you want to drink I mean yeah it's it's it's hard for it's hard for folks right oh yeah and Barbie is also making a comeback I talked about this with Tori one of our other our Millennial friends and what I do um the first shot Morning Show with which is probably coming back as far as a podcast next week but she's on her like living her best life Millennial Adventure she's skiing everywhere she lives in Montreal she was that big bear I'm not a skier so I'm gonna let her have her season yeah talked about Barbie and I was dying because they have um what is his name he was a Mickey Mouse Club kid right he's a Ryan Gosling is playing Ken oh jeez and he is too old to be playing Ken yeah he is he's got crow's feet yeah Ken doesn't have crow's feet and his Ken is perfect I Love Ken because my girlfriend Bree today yes posted I said what is on your to-do list for today and she posted her husband fine that's what you could that's what it is but she forgets that I'm friends with Chris for longer Chris was my bouncer I like to think of Chris like a Ken doll there's nothing it's just all buttoned up inside of your plastic underwear I don't know what's happening there's no things there you don't like to think of him that way never he's a Ken doll I will leave it there yeah I mean Ken is I was gonna say animatronic that's not the word no he he has no parts that's right androgynous androgynous Theory I won just one blob of plastic and that's how I prefer my men oh good morning Diane yes hi everybody so a tank and Stephanie this morning we are worried about how many more flying objects are we gonna have to be concerned with people shooting out of this guy can we talk about this situation right now you know what I think it's from going on all along and then all of a sudden just became a thing it became a thing I saw somebody post a meme about having like a bird dropping on their windshield and they zoomed in on it and it did look like a flying object the way that they had taken the phone out yeah but they're like I had to do a double take for a second then I just washed my windshield I mean what do people think we're all doing with drones I don't know with drone technology I mean we're not we're not flying stuff over play I mean it's just this was one of those when I heard the stories and heard people talk this was one of those oh just shut up there's a tank this is Hank this week his walking words oh just shut up you know oh my God just forget it but tonight and and tomorrow night and you may have seen it last night I believe in the Western sky there are 50 satellites or something okay that are going to be coming across the sky in a group okay that's good for people to know because I feel like if I saw that and we didn't have this conversation I'd be like it's really happening yeah at like six six thirty or something um but but Google it I again because I watched the news this morning um I saw them I saw them talk about it because people were obviously freaking out last night when they saw it and can you imagine can you imagine where we live now with all this stuff about the the satellites and the balloons and everything when there's anything that people think is the least bit out of the ordinary at the base yep the sandwich County news page the Mashpee County news page the film of Tony news page they're going to explode absolutely like we have a traffic thing we have a note we have a noise we have an animal noise and all of a sudden it's on every single one of the Town pages I love following the town Pages if you're ever bored just pop yourself some popcorn and sit back and see what everybody's complaining about it is great it is timeless fun yes it is better than what is on television currently are you watching any new shows I'm not lately no lately I've been wanting Mari has been watching old Perry Masons okay and I've been wandering in it out because as you know I don't have the patience to sit still yes you should know it's a wonder that I sit here for three hours and not get up and walk away and not sit in the steps over there because that's where I usually would sit up and down up and down here we go um where are the old Perry Masons the old Perry Masons are really cool because you see stars before they became Stars ah okay you know making having these little little bit parts or maybe you know semi-starring roles but all the women speak the same what do you mean it's the same voice tonality oh it's like that soft it's weird I'm kind of helpless you know I didn't know oh my God and you're just kind of like right seriously is this real is this thing well your wife also likes Hallmark movies even if she's watching is the queen of Hallmark she likes to go to her happy place and she does she turns on all of her little lights she turns on her little fireplace and she'll sit there for eight months out of the year and that's her happy place and I I there's nothing wrong with it it's the delicious dish cousin Aaron's on okay hey Aaron what's going on no I started re-watching all old seinfelds but it is that voice Rich you are right the delicious dish voice they all talk like this yes how are you doing I never knew that I never knew you like that right yeah oh no and it's terrifying for sure um so where the hell was I before I lost my train of flock because I went should we explain to people Seinfeld okay should we explained to to our tips I don't say fans to the people watching us like some of the changes that we've now that are happening this week now you can find us on lemonadio.com and that's where you can listen I've got actually we've got radio show stuff to do but oh we do I'm afraid to touch this technology at this moment in time yeah this is new folks if you if you notice you've got Stephanie's logo up there in the corner right we're getting a little bit more fancy which is really cool yep for sure I saw I love this story it's about a Vermont man this Vermont man has been writing this book for 14 years and he releases it nobody notices it's a book you need to have a lot of PR now when you release a book I mean even the companies when they bring your book on to say yeah we're gonna throw it to press they want you to have your social media up to date you pushing your own stuff you making your agenda so his daughter was like oh hold my beer dad obviously not because she's like 17. but gets on our Tick Tock and was like my Dad wrote this book for 14 years blah blah blah it is a bestseller right now really it is a best seller 40 million views to this Tick Tock oh my God by this daughter and she unbelievable so um the author spent it's called Stone maidens and it is a Vermont man so now I want to go get it just because I think it's incredible that his daughter was like I got this for you dad you don't have to do it she's got a video of him and his typewriter from his window in their Vermont house I was dying I thought it was so cute yep I finally finished the Anthony board in biography yeah and it was kind of depressing yeah oh it's kind of kind of that's an extreme Debbie Downer Hank you knew what you were picking up when you got it but then but then I went and one of the guys who was his producers wrote a book okay so I downloaded that and I started reading that and that's a bit of an upper because that's about um like I've heard all the travels and all the adventures okay and and all the people they met yeah you know it begins with I mean none of them none of the people that he that he that he worked with um I don't think we'll ever forgive him for doing what he did it's sad and they and they blame the the quote unquote Italian actress and director who apparently really wasn't much of one um for putting him in a position where he felt that he needed to um needed to do that but um it's a little bit more uplifting um than than that yeah that sounds awful still there's gotta be snow hair it's new best-selling something rather but it's a lot of story lines yeah you know when you start reading something you're either gonna get into it or you're not I feel like I'm really trying to get into this but there are too many stories going on right and my my 80d Sparks up and I'm like I don't even know and there are foreign names in it so you're never going to remember no oh it's just I can't figure out how it's too many things at once up front yeah so I'm really really struggling I'm like taking notes to read a book that I'm supposed to read for my enjoyment I'm not kidding it no no that's not a book for enjoyment if you're taking notes you're back in school right right no and it's not happening for me right now no I'm working on I'm right on top of that Rose red velvet cake I wanted to discuss this today because you said you liked it I like it I don't know why but I do all it is is chocolate cake with red food coloring I know it's stupid I know if I if I don't choose between red velvet and chocolate I'd pick red velvet and Dick it's just it's the same shout out to my girlfriend Meredith who runs uh a beautiful bakery that is in South Carolina she had somebody actually walk in and she detects a Massachusetts accent from 5 000 yards away she's like drawn to it fascinated by it only reason why she hired me at the bakery when we worked together when I was part-time at the radio station when I lived in South Carolina we became Fast Friends been friends for 30 years and uh she's like I just noticed this woman's accent and it just sounded very familiar so I walked over to her and I started talking to her and she screamed cried when she found out that we're best friends and was like I grew up listening Rose Queen kind of like you with your leg last night no that was taking a shower that was way different that was a different that was a scream Cry of pain she had a screen Cry Of Joy okay gotcha so that just made my heart so so happy but Meredith was the one to explain to me what an actual red velvet cake is and I was always very confused and she said it's a southern thing you're never gonna understand it I know she is like the sweetest most unassuming southern accent because it's a light southern accent yep it's not in your face and it's very Charleston Cotillion she went to Ashley Hall where Barbara Bush went to school like it's very proper her family has you know that a couple of businesses in town it's just a very light southern accent it's kind of like the Perry Mason girls only with the southern twist right right it was when I I spent a week at the University of Georgia a long time ago yeah um take an intensive uh program on um marketing research okay point of it is it's was there that I started did I developed a habit of drinking iced tea like all the time okay with lunch either sweet tea or rice the devil it's so good oh really is so good you know we do decaf you know lemon Sweden you know iced tea but we drink it all the time and and I got it when I was in Georgia it's good stuff George it's a very interesting place by the way I lived in Georgia for a hot second so I did most of my uh military training when I was in Georgia so I mean they like their nails uh I went to one music fest with Ice Cube it was a little crazy I felt like I was gonna die and it was hot real hot yep yep and I think back then gas was like I don't know 60 cents a gallon we were living high on the hog right I felt like I won the lottery last night when I got it for like 37 37 to fill my tank yeah oh it's coming out amazing I was so excited I also have a smaller tank and also I have a more fuel efficient vehicle thank you very much cape and Islands Kia uh but thirty seven dollars to fill my tank and that'll last me probably a week and a half that is my biggest happiest thing for myself right now I get joy out of going to the pump now even when it's three and a half dollars a gallon that's sad totally sad uh so Valentine's Day other things that you think you can do for your significant other or your non-significant other like what do you think are some fun things that won't cost money because I think a lot of people are struggling in the wallet department and might not be able to afford to go out to dinner right right I mean just being kind to people yeah I know that sounds you know so new age-ish but just being kind to people be nice to people today you're going to run into somebody at work or in the grocery store that you're going to be ready to pop a cork out don't I like that Papa cork out just just just tell yourself it's my Valentine's thing for the day well it's a celebration over here that's your Valentine's thing for the day celebration of Love week it's the second full week of February and uh the professor at Bowling Green had done a number of studies on romantic behavior and he asked adults between the ages of 18 to 79. what is the most romantic Behavior so the top 10 list the kiss flowers dinner talking holding hands the hug sharing an outdoor Leisure activity which is nice go have lunch in a park bench probably not today it's not that warm but gifts walking and touching so even if it's just pat on the knee or a hand or a slight caress there you go top 10. there you go one of the differences between Mario and I besides from the number of things but I'm not a hand holder oh no she's a hand holder I'm an armor I'm an armor-rounder okay and we're always you know I'll hold a hand for a little while and then I'll go like that you're like that's not my thing I don't know it's not my thing hold my hand I feel sweaty and and our at our wedding we stood outside and we had to had the reception line after the church and if she had a little flower thing and with ribbons that came down the back of course I'm an arm around guy so I'm like this getting stuck in it and I'm messing up the ribbons and she's slapping my hand away God knows what people were thinking they must be off to a hell of a start here she's punched kicking him around already I love it it's so fun so it is celebration of Love week and there are other ways that you can show your love with people that I thought was great 10 highest paid entertainers you want to take a guess you're the mister I've seen everybody in concert oh ken highest paid entertainers yes I'm gonna say the Rolling Stones they are number seven on the list number seven 98 million dollars how about Elton John Elton John is not on the list and I don't know why I don't know why is it because he's taken himself off of or maybe he does things for cheaper I can't imagine that Elton John would just roll around for free okay then let's go with Rihanna to the Super Bowl for free though yep yeah no one gets paid to do the Super Bowl gonna be Beyonce then no so I'll go down the list with you totally thrown away world's 10 highest paid entertainers in 2022 Genesis seriously sting sting Tyler Perry all right Medea uh number five James L Brooks Matt Groening the guys who do uh The Simpsons show okay so this is entertainers period but Genesis is the highest paid maybe because they only do one gig a decade so they're like we want the most amount of money I mean I know they were on tour but I didn't think they were on tour enough that's insane unless it's royalties no it's not it's not Madonna or Beyonce rtb and Aaron no it's not it's not um any of the old bands so Brad Pitt comes in at number six then it's the stones then it's James Cameron Taylor Swift and Bad Bunny 10 top 10. I don't get Bad Bunny well because we're not as bad as-speaking country so he just has he's a national worldwide fans and you know he's in so many countries he dabbles in professional wrestling yeah I don't know I mean I'm surprised his his his management and the people who ensure him let him do that I mean I don't think you're gonna tell him what to do I mean the man is commanding quite a lot of money so I mean he seems like he gets what he wants yeah I mean but he gets he gets thrown around and and you know body slammed and all that stuff ah this makes more sense how do genesis and sting rank so high they both sold their music catalogs in 2022. now that makes much more sense yeah because I was like I do not even understand so this is just for last year Tom Cruise does his own Tom Cruise lives on his own Planet I mean he doesn't he doesn't count for any of these things are you talking stunts yeah Tom Cruise does she does we always wonder when we're in Clearwater if Tom Cruise is over at the um at the headquarters of the Scientology people um Eva and I took in 80 for Brady over the weekend it was really good very very funny but while we were there we were watching the trailers and the one with Harrison Ford tried to do an action movie I was like this is ridiculous there is a lot of CGI involved in here but also he looked really good it's amazing what those movie people can do with what they have oh you could be a skin sleeve out there it didn't matter well we'll dress it up make it look good I mean I think he I saw him interviewed I mean I think he looks good he's very craggy if that's the word sure um you know I mean he looks he looks his age yeah but I think in kind of uh impressive distinguished kind of way sure and if he wants to if he has the energy to do that kind of movement he's got the young wife Hank you know yeah that's why I look so good folks and by the way I went on camera last week for the senior real estate training thing and they didn't give me the certificate oh no I had it I had to sit through the whole thing you had to work through it I had to work through it that by the way actually it turned out to be a lot more interesting than I thought oh good the only thing was if you if you had you had to be on screen that's how these trainings work but if you had to walk away you know like to go to the bathroom you had to tell the moderator I'm leaving I'll be kind of like Mashpee schools now right yeah exactly I'm not going to get started don't do that because what they do is they take screenshots to show that that everyone is is is there yeah so if you're not there when they're doing a screenshot they need to know why so if you're stepping away because nature is calling you have to tell them and if that's the time they take the screenshot and you're not there they'll know you're not there because you told them in the chat that I I okay I mean did you miss anything was there like a ton of material that was covered it seems to be a really long Zoo meeting you were in for how long was it it was three days four hours there was a ton of material okay um a lot of it about a lot of it was interesting a lot of it was so sociological kind of stuff about dealing with the generations and everything um but then it got into things like reverse mortgages I'm like that gives me a headache even thinking about I can't even think and things like that but it was like it was like issues you're going to you're going to come up with when you're dealing with someone who's um who's older maybe they've done a reverse mortgage or you know there's four kids and and how do you negotiate between the four kids yeah and mom who wants to sell the place you know who maybe put the house in the kids names 15 years ago but don't doesn't remember put a pin in that because we gotta we gotta talk on the radio over here okay I have a friend going through that situation so well I'm gonna hook you up warm Cape cod's alternative we are lemonadeio it's Hank and Stephanie here with you this morning good song right it is a good tune so I saw this morning CNN this morning in the network has the lowest rating Morning Show in a decade I don't understand that I don't know where people are going I don't know uh do you think it's the Scandal Do you think that that's why I I I'm surprised um one of the DirecTV dropped either Newsmax or what's the other one one America yeah um and there's all kinds of yelling and screaming um about dropping Newsmax and and the other one and I guess I love that you refer to it as the other one the other one I don't remember what the other one is um but I guess in our world up here they're not as big a deal now as they are in other in other parts of the country yeah I mean if you think Fox is nuts why newsmats my brother actually worked for them for a little while that whole group and uh he he's still alive to tell the tale and I know another station that probably is having much lower ratings than that but I'm not going to get into that we're just gonna move on with our day we've got a lot to get to here on 1180l making lemonade over here Hank and I good morning uh-huh we're just gonna leave that there I think that was called a thinly veiled shot I have no idea what you're talking about I have no idea what you're talking about hey Aaron good luck in your interview today by the way oh anything fun yeah she said she was getting ready for uh uh for an interview that's exciting yeah um and I I've got a really fun like weird news story to get to too this morning so okay we'll get to that AB Aaron Rodgers went into solitary confinement yesterday voluntarily to spend four days in the night speaking of crazy it's being called Darkness therapy we talked I feel like we talked about it a little bit but I what is the deal with Aaron Rodgers you're a sports person he's just a wacko he really is though yeah he is I had this conversation I think with my friend Greg and we were talking about how when him and Shailene Woodley were together would like forage in the woods for their food well she she's a little nutso too all right is it Hollywood nuts is it just regular kind of I think she's regular nuts but before her he was dating Danica Patrick and before that there was another one that I liked from another one of my shows and I thought that she was just a really really good human I was like oh no it's the Aaron Rodgers Vortex his brother was on The Bachelorette right was there was he made appearances on The Bachelorette no there's no one for him he's a man an island of himself well he's wicked smart is that what it is it too much brain hits he he was he he excuse me he was one of the uh two-week hosts on Jeopardy and he actually won Celebrity Jeopardy okay so he is smart and he was actually he was one of the better um two-week guest hosts on um he is engaging on Jeff yeah you're right he is engaging in a in a I'm fascinated by your weirdness Sly kind of Sly kind of way it's an attractive engagement I don't know what it is it's like a Vortex it's an Aaron Rodgers Vortex yeah like like when he was doing Jeopardy he was funny yeah yeah so he says this Darkness therapy is going to help him decide if he wants to retire or not yeah your dad I was like oh yeah right that's every teenage kid good luck go to your room go in your room yeah sit and sit in the dark for four days what are you doing in there I actually got on the bike yesterday Hank high five fiscal activity yesterday because I didn't know what to do with my brain and that's where I went and I got on there and I did it was like a press conference but I put my phone in my in my um in my wonderwear oh and then my wonderwear started calling people so I call this the sandwich Chamber of Commerce with my boob yesterday and thank God Christine answered thank God I was like hello oh I didn't mean all of a sudden I heard some weird ringing and I was on the phone with another one of our friends Ace you met at the company Christmas party yep so I'm on the phone with him and I hear ringing and I'm like oh if you have to get that you go right ahead and then all of a sudden I looked down and I was like oh hi Christine my boob wanted to say hi I hope she wasn't on like speakerphone at the at the chamber oh my God underwear apparently likes to make phone calls to people have you ever done that just called somebody by accident conversation do you know my mother calls me and my mother's been dead for three years so you get butt dials from your mom's phone number yeah that's creepy the phone will all of a sudden I haven't been able to take her her last phone number out of my out of my phone I mean I know lots of people are that way and every now and then I'll look at my phone and it's ringing and it says Nana it's jarring it is it is and and many times it happens we've been talking about her or there's been some kind of family thing or Mariana did something really cool and was saying how proud of her we are and all of a sudden I look at my phone I mean my phone can be like over there yeah and all of a sudden it starts ringing and it says Nana and my mother loved to talk on the phone really so it doesn't surprise me and we had I normally do that when people start calling me we go like that with our phone too I mean we had a stretch there it's a little different where where she stopped calling and we figured okay God's taken away the phone he said enough is enough that's it you've had your time you've had your time you got to move on and then all of a sudden she started calling again that's wild I feel like the spoofers though know their phone numbers and then they do that because I think that Eva had a similar situation happen to her my girlfriend yeah and uh she was like it was really truly scary to see that phone number pop up and I'm like it makes you lose your breath just a little bit oh yeah like what things have I done and then you're looking around what have I done am I ready to go what's happening oh yeah I mean I know my mother's up there watching me there's certain things it's like ah okay no Mom okay never mind you're up there so you know oh hey Lynn speakers watch she's one of our Cape Cod Donnie get home people hi Lynn a recent study in Portland Oregon found that fewer people died in neighborhoods where a non-profit planted more trees do you think it's the oxygenation it could be it's a very bizarre study or trees why can't we get jobs like that can we like just start weird studies yeah yeah more more peaceful area maybe with all the trees maybe that that had to do with their their physical and mental health Stress and Anxiety when you remove situations like that could be I I told you that I got on the bike yesterday and I saw today that 22 minutes of brisk walking can help with fatty liver and also a bunch of other issues so I mean just a nice little light walk on your uh your lunch break I need to schedule it in I need to put an alarm in my phone and then schedule it in right longer life expectancy that means people are going to be living longer with the well they've already working on this thing with the new blood that you can basically recirculate your blood so you can live for another decade I'm like do we need to live that long yep do I want to live to be 120 I don't think I do I don't know either except except when you get to the point where you start to think you know 120 wouldn't be bad I wouldn't mind hanging around a little bit longer see where this goes we'll write it out see where this goes I'm good as long as I'm healthy that's exactly it it's like I don't I don't know if I've been good to myself enough to have you know this lasts that long if I'm if I'm sitting in a wheelchair drooling with with my name pinned on me yeah that's not fun and when when my mother was in the rehab facility or whatever they call them now um and there were people like that by the elevator and we'd go to see her I'd say to Marion Meg if I'm ever like that and the elevated door opens and the elevator isn't in the shaft push you have my permission and you can tell them he said he said to do this he said to do this he demanded that we get it done all right we're gonna talk a little crazy crime coming up here okay if I can actually find where the crazy crime is I pulled them all today so that we can have a little bit of fun with them and then I saw the underwear thing where uh women's underwear is taxed at a higher rate than men's and then I was like we don't pay tax no we don't on underwear here in Massachusetts that's right my wonderwear is a little bit more pricey it apparently likes to call people yes we have one to wear at our house too so I'm gonna wait to see I'm gonna wait to see what's going on over there people you better watch out Hank this one's good it's about weird laws okay Cape cod's alternative we are lemonade you know with tank and Stephanie this morning I saw America's oddest laws okay it includes rules against dressing as nuns and eating frogs uh release date so it gets a little crazy like in Alabama they don't let you dress as a member of the clergy unless you are one I think that that's kind of a good rule yeah probably you know just you don't need any fake file just running around no Alaska you're not allowed to operate motorcycles or loud power tools at night I don't think that that's that's crazy right so like let's forward to some of these ones that are ridiculous like in Arkansas forget about beeping a horn after 9 pm at sandwich shops do you routinely do these things no California you can't eat frogs that die in frog jumping competitions why would you do that well having fun jumping competitions Delaware you can't whisper or use profane language in a place of worship well you shouldn't be doing that anyway I mean it doesn't need to be a law to do that once again don't feel as if that you need to make a law about it like Florida for instance because somebody else is going to take care of that if your customers were in a church that's going to be taken care of for Florida don't feed the alligators yeah I think that that actually should be a law because of Floridians right nothing else that's true they don't know any better sometimes uh let's see Idaho you can't carry a red or white cane unless you're fully or partially blind that's good so at least you know in Illinois you have to tell people that they can't die baby chickens do you have to die baby chickens why would you do that I I don't know I don't these are these are laws on the books things that are against the law can we see the playground absolutely don't use playgrounds unless you're over the age of 14. and and Kansas yeah unless you're over at the age of 14.