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thank you hi we're here good morning good morning good morning good morning to Rory good morning Stephanie what's up we are sponsored thank you very much bye MBR landscaping and cleaning make sure that you go and see Bruno schedule it weekly bi-weekly deep cleaning I'm in pain because I spent the entire weekend cleaning oh my gosh I do not wish that upon anyone go Outsource this online MBR landscaping.com give him a call 508-280-0605 I am a proponent for hiring Professionals of things you are not as good at as they are and I just feel like this is one of them like I'm a terrible cleaner I just am so bad like I would rather just know it's clean by hiring somebody right to clean better than I can no I had that was the pre-clean that was like that was the clean before yeah I've heard I've heard of this it is because everything needs to be in a home like it have its home yeah and that was the can of worms that I opened up over the weekend where I was just so supremely frustrated that I had to move everything out of one area to get everything else organized yeah I had to go to the root of the issue and my kids were like what are you doing it's Easter Sunday spring cleaning everybody that's what we're doing well we hadn't had a day off yeah and it was just like one of those things where I had to just use the time that I have yeah and that was the time good morning so uh Joanna thank you so much for checking in with us my brain froze there anyway um as I was just thinking about the mountain that I climbed over the weekend I.E all of us were inspired when we went to IKEA took the family to Ikea thank you and then we're like okay this makes me laugh it's it's ridiculous so Cliff is like what about this what about this what about this he likes to buy solutional items that are never the solution yeah that sounds like a dad thing he kisses a lot of frogs before we get to the system that finally Works wow at least he's trying things he totally is so we got there and my daughter goes what about the filing cabinet that you have in the garage and you're like thank God we drove up here somebody has some sense here thank God it's my 16 year old perfect it was absolutely hysterical that's why you have kids but then I immediately wanted it done that way and then I ended up having to go and and work and do the ice skating party the last of the Season that was super fun so fun and then I left there and I was like all right first thing in the morning so I got up I slept in a little bit but then I went right to work tearing up the garage on Easter Sunday that's what I did listen one right right I'm out and high enough it was it was a high mountain I'm telling you oh good morning Christy thank you so much for joining us we had a bank robbery over the weekend we did in Falmouth oh I heard about this but the bank robber I think has lemonade or sunglasses on oh my God shut up look at the photo if you can because it were the proper whether ever there are theories out there right now that it's a woman with a it's definitely a wig regardless but right now they don't have any leads oh they do not have leads on this all presses good press question mark But I looked at it and I was like I'm pretty sure that the robber is wearing lemonade you know sunglasses Cliff take a look at it and he looks at it and he's like it's kind of grainy but it does look like that oh my God and then I'm like oh my gosh am I gonna get questioned well people for my shows no they haven't reached out but if you need me there were free sunglasses and they could have been anywhere and anywhere and anywhere like it could have been like picked up and then dropped and then picked up and then dropped again I'm so I'm I'm like oh but are you looking at everybody that comes now to bingo being like the robber are you the robber I was like trying to think of my shows and looking at this human like who could it be with the wig and the sunglasses and RPG see he says it's a hundred percent your sunglasses they are so lemonade you know so awesome oh my God that is so good is it bad that I got kind of excited I know I got kind of excited I was like look at our branding in the wild thing it's on the Cape Cod Times as worn by the robber found them oh my god um wait real question though are do people not realize that like the you can't spend the money you steal for the bank I don't like do they not know it's died I don't know like there's literally things in place like you take the money out and then die expose explodes all over it so they know it's stolen I don't think all money is that way though yeah the money that they yes I'm pretty sure either way there are no current leads right now and I don't know what they're gonna I'm pretty sure it's like uh it's being alive tell me who works in banking I'm pretty sure there's like mechanisms in place to even if they give even if a teller gives the money that there is um a solution on how they can't spend it there's some sort of Defense something nobody's telling me I don't no one's telling you anything oh my God everyone's staring at you Edie Roland good morning Cape Plymouth Business 40 under 40 alums from 2010 all the way to the current alums tickets are on sale right now one more sponsorship uh available for you so definitely call Cara at Cape Plymouth Business April 26th from five until eight let's go it's gonna be a really fun night this is just telling me eye packs and stuff in there good morning Melissa but it's not everyone I gotta go ask my dad my dad they're definitely ways to track the money that's missing I don't know if we're gonna have the be able to catch the police said that they were very good at now we're gonna look at this one disguising themselves I just wanted to know if those are lemonade or sunglasses yes or no that's no are we and Chrissy said no they don't ink anymore our resident Banker okay see somebody would know okay but they did at one point I'm not was not totally wrong I wasn't saying you were wrong no I'm just I'm feeling just you were like they don't do that feeling less then it's okay robbed at gunpoint huh right definitely a wig it's also definitely a woman it's also pretty much definitely lemonadeous that's why I feel like it might be someone from one of my shows ahead of marketing NPR probably should have been warned about this before we just talked about it on there but I totally forgot and then it just came to me and I was like wait a minute we need to start right here let's start at the very beginning oh my God this is so good can I like blow this out like just so everybody know all press is good for us you guys make sure you gotta send it to Ace and Bev it just makes you everybody's gotta know does it not just make you feel so like thank God I spent all the money on those sunglasses to give away for this one moment thank God I bought all of these custom sunglasses for years to be able to give away in advance just for this one moment and that's it that was the first thing that caught my eye you know why we're wearing our sunglasses it's definitely a woman and I say that because the wig is interesting but they're definitely it it has like a weird head shape which is making me think there's hair underneath you're right I'm not the robber I am not a very robber small gun too but you know and then um what else what other evidence do I have I definitely think I don't know but people are compared I definitely think it's a woman and I think they it's a woman maybe King themselves look like a man also we've now just hit a point of analyzations here we've now hit a point where it's easier to Donna covid medical mask than it is to wear like a normal bank robber face mask Kai we're really excited about this the bank robber was wearing lemonadeio sunglasses she's our resident expert at podcasts and true crime series oh we'll put her on it I know right get on get on the slew thing so you got to think about everybody now that comes to all the events was that Eve and you have you know what you can do should I get one of those wigs and start seeing no just start off with rubber right start offering Sunglasses by Bob no no start offering sunglasses to your people in your events and anybody that's like no I already got one add them to a list oh this is terrible oh you already have sunglasses right are you also broke I couldn't help but sit there and like rack my brain from the shows that I've done over the last year who Could That Be who Could That Be because I'm pretty good at remembering faces but I can't remember that humans so actually no I'm not actually now I'm not sure I know I mean I'm looking at those jeans it's a woman too I think the way that the jacket is sitting on this person makes me feel like it's a woman but they're definitely wearing dude clothing because those are 100 men's jeans yeah and like men's jeans with a belt maybe so oversized Robert you were in that robbery that other one at the Quick Mart you were there what does that feel like I can't imagine you're asking somebody to discuss their trauma on Facebook live yeah he offered it okay I'm sorry maybe it was a really scary experience for him and he doesn't want to like put it out in just a two second comment I don't think that he would have put it out there if he wasn't okay with sharing it I feel like that's usually what happens good morning Edie so over the weekend Mario Brothers biggest movie definitely didn't have a bomb right to clean me you have if you claim you have a bomb they don't have a bomb no that that somebody even said it was a water gun I believe it I was like that gun looks a little too small for the person to also have a bomb you know like would you not carry a bigger if you have the capability of getting a bomb then you probably also have the capability of getting a larger weapon I still don't know what's going on with the bank robberies here on Cape Cod why are you choosing now is it because of the construction gonna get me wait how is that related because it's such a nightmare it's such a nightmare people are thinking nobody's gonna get me in construction yes and all the roads are shut off and stuff no one's they're like I can't get there's too many blocks like go ahead you men take the money like framing construction like no because they're building houses like what it's Monday we're barely caffeinated don't mind us okay we were talking about the Mario movie yes I am very much looking forward to going to the movies again that's not going to be the one that gets me out there I just want a good movie to hit the theater so I'm interested in watching people have recommendations they've seen something good they think I might like yeah send it along but um yeah we were talking about this earlier I haven't been in the movies because I feel like there's not been a lot of good ones Mario not gonna be the thing to drag but you just saw the trailer for the new Indiana Jones oh that I might go see yeah I think that that's worth to see maybe I'll bring a date it looks like a lot I I think I want to see Indiana Jones more than I like care about bringing somebody to see it with me no they still have not caught the robber Bob I know we keep going back to it why because we're pretty sure it's wearing lemonadeio sunglasses and I'm saying it's because I don't know what it is we don't know if that's that's a that's like a gender pronoun if we're not either way maybe not in it but are they still a human we have a bank robber that got away with it from in Val and Falmouth 9 A.M when right as it opened I didn't even know Banks even opened at nine I feel bad that poor teller I know I know I know in Falmouth it's probably like some young girl yeah go home and be like I don't know I was robbed today yeah I found my Cinema Pub the new Renovations are absolutely amazing I got to do 80 for Brady there and it was so comfortable and they're the recliner seats and they have just a nice tray so it's not cumbersome with the tables this actually isn't a bad idea because I can make somebody come pick me up and then like the drive there is basically the date then they can shut up I don't have to talk to them for the entirety of the movie and then they have to drive home and that's the only conversation I have and there's like a set time limit and if they pick you up then you can get them over your driving anxiety so this is and I don't have to go and park there either yeah this is perfect oh you like the Mario movie Josh he said it was pretty good oh okay maybe that's why I did so well are there a lot of like nerdy pop nerdy references though with characters and stuff or is it like just a kids movie I know like a bottle of wine over a movie I'm into hey Nat how are you whoever buys the next round for the bar the next trivia is the robber now I'm at Dino's tonight but we will be talking robbers and handing out what the robber was wearing can you imagine sweet lemonade sunglasses can you imagine being the robber in the bar and like laughing I'm like huh yeah can you believe that I'm gonna be on high alert maybe you should have worn those sunglasses they were like cheap throwaway but they're not even the interesting thing is they're not even honest face it's face their face they're wearing them on their head like what was the point in the sunglasses if you're just gonna wear them on your head I don't know because now you're just giving us more clues to who you are you're not covering your face at all you should use them to cover your face you're probably so nervous you didn't remember to put them down Josh said every every literal possible reference in Mario oh cool okay oh you're in for the date all right that'll take you sounds good to me done look at that matches made here right on Facebook this morning good morning thank you for joining us if you're just joining us I want to thank cape and Allen's Kia Route 6 uh Route 28 760 and that is in South Yarmouth Cape announce kia.com go see what's on the lot tell them Stephanie Viva sent you I have another question about the Robert yeah we're back to the library that's how this morning is gonna go anyway back to the robbery because I'm just reading it stole a car from a customer and fled the scene right and then change clothes and cars but how do you know what customers car you can see it like you had to have watched them waiting to like know somebody ran in with their car running and the keys in it right but even people people's cars will run when they put their keys in their pocket like that's a quick getaway how do you know whose car you can take it is like Groundhog Day do you know what I mean like is it kind of a roulette this car locked locked locked open keys are in it comedian you know what I mean they'll find them eventually it's one of those things I thought that we were past this I'm just like operationally thinking about how you rob a bank mostly all right see Daniel saw Super Mario so okay it's good all right sorry people keep trying to go back to the movies a million dollars worldwide I just can't believe it beat out Frozen two yeah but that was the highest grossing movie right yeah so far right so that's my point I just I'm just shocked right it is kind of weird our uh I was more motivated to see Frozen too than I was to see Mario yeah I mean I'll watch it like I said it'll eventually get there if there's nothing else going on which I can't really see wait till my husband and I are we booked a weekend away this weekend this weekend I'm so jealous you're going to Newport I'm so jealous and it just it's like a day and a half but I'm really really looking forward to just just bleeping off where are you staying uh the Viking oh yeah pretty oh yeah nice so like what like I said it's two nights but we're getting out of there first thing in the morning because we've got stuff to do but I just need to get away yeah I don't blame you and that's super super jealous I love Newport and we haven't been able to like spend any time together we had our missed vacation yeah uh Summer's like so crazy and right around the corner now I was just talking about our sailing season in the weekend scheduling this one and this one and this one and this one I'm like oh my God it's my whole summer yeah yeah I agree it's 45 minutes away Kai we'll be happy that way I keep forgetting that Newport is only 45. I always forget it so long for me to get there yeah my mom went to college there so I spent a lot of time there growing up and I really just I enjoy it it's like it's it's like here but different so I explained it yeah it is it's like here but different the thing that confuses me about Newport is it's the coastal is the opposite for us like where the water is in comparison to the land I always get confused about north south east west uh sections because it's the opposite of Cape Cod but it looks like Cape Cod my brain's like oh the water's that way and you're like no it's not not remotely the only Geographic store it confuses me my son loves that at the um what the heck is that boys and girls club they had a Scoville testing with all the kids Cody's like my picture's still up on the wall from hot sauce wow I'm like this is what you guys do over at the Boys and Girls Club okay interesting all right we got the chili challenge coming up and I'm gonna be providing some music in between the grab brothers and it's always sold out I know it's a really good it's so fun they always throw a big party and it's under the tent at pop an asset so it's just like really exciting that it's so nice yeah it's a fun event that's it and and the grab Brothers my God exactly well it's totally sold out your only way that you're able to go is if you sponsor the Boys and Girls Club I think at this point so uh very exclusive ticket and it is a lot of fun and there's so many good Raffles it is a good day so I'm looking forward to that as we're getting into this so you just jogged my brain my brain had a switch sorry there our guys she's talking about hot sauce and my son who when I picked him up from the Boys and Girls Club on Friday was like I'm on the wall cool my hot sauce challenge it's pretty it's great yeah well he's grown out of the lisp so much leave him alone I used to have so much fun with him growing up it made me so happy um mine's not so bad but it comes out more when I'm drunk but I have a wicked like a little oh my God and I can like it now um when you like don't call somebody and you're like I should not be calling this person right now but I am and then I'm on the phone listening to myself talking oh my God my lisp is so bad that's why I know I'm hammered and I should not be on the phone yeah right no both of my kids had lips I I bet you when they're older they'll come out when they're hammered that's how you'll know be like I know you're hammered because your list came back things I hope to never see why children Hammer it's 100 gonna happen it's the way the life I'm not ready for it but Cody definitely looks like he's gonna just dominate at a flat party of some sort yeah every time I look at him he grows eight inches and I'm like ah he's something else he makes me laugh he's playing baseball for the first time this season so I'm curious like trying something new that's cool well and I'm glad I just got contact so now I can actually see the ball so I think it's probably better for him I'm like how are you even playing basketball the poor kid my shooting percentage went up yeah because you can see him so much but he's something else he's just having an awesome year this year and it's really it's it's fun to watch them when they're you know in a good space in school and things are you know functioning it's not often but how old is he now he's 14. do you have a girlfriend or anything yet no thank God I mean he has a girl that's a friend and they're like they're she's like girl version of him so the two of them together just make me laugh that's great it's like Tweedle dumb and Tweedledee I'm just utterly amused Tim and Alina make they make me laugh it's fun um yeah good morning Jeanette says hello good morning Tori and Stephanie good morning we just recorded our uh podcast the first shot Morning Show so definitely if you want a coffee and celebrity gossip news yeah you can check in because uh as you can see from her sweatshirt it's been a weekend I don't know we had a fun event over the weekend over at the Charles Moore Arena Taylor Swift everybody with my uh my friends Mariah and uh Emily for the um Old-Timers we raise money for Old-Timers longboards cool which is a scholarship um situation there and then we also did for lowercase CDP our final ice skating party and uh every single hour I had to play a ro Taylor Swift and she'd roll around and she'd video herself and I really enjoyed it it's perfect there's just so many bangers out there she's got a lot of options so yeah she had a big breakup over the weekend she did after six years with Joe Alwyn I was I was a little bit sad but I think that there is a reason why she's touring I think that this was or maybe the tour game I think I'm sure it was a combination of things they say it's amicable we'll let it go you know what I'm not gonna pry we'll let it go but I am expecting a new album all right that's all I can say my question of the day today was what's your favorite thing about your hometown hot dogs Coney Island Hot Dogs oh you're from Attleboro you know um my favorite thing about my hometown Yarmouth I can't help you that's where you're from maybe a beach yes so cliche good morning to Gina and yeah oh poopsie pizzas poopsies pizza who what I don't know where that is appetizing I need to bring it to you well maybe that is a family name we don't know oh favorite things in their Hometown okay sure it doesn't sound like it would be that good but poopsies Pizza yeah okay Paul's Pizza Old Silver Beach absolutely okay a lot of food like what's good in Yarmouth that I'm forgetting about anything it's Chapin's in arabeth no it's Dennis and also not the highlight sorry let me just take that right back off my face um but Tori tell us how you really feel they just had their opening weekend I you know we'll get this isn't there like Bray's Farm brace Farm is yeah cute fun you know they have a hairy coup there and I really love visiting I know what it is the cookies at Peterson's that's my favorite thing about Hometown oh it's also food it's okay sometimes I'll only go places for the Food and Pizza by Evans also delish cookies from Peterson's pizza from Pizza by Evans Blue Bell Ice Cream Brenham Texas cool all right there you go go comment on the post everybody yeah this is we don't have that anymore I know when a Pirate Museum yeah um yes I remember yes now you're bringing up like a whole section of trauma so aquarium oh yeah the commercials and then also does anybody remember I had to have been little because it was had to have been like elementary school middle school maybe and I'm 30. so do the math on that but aquarium we had to go for a school trip and then we saw the things and I was always made fun of because I liked the like snakes and stuff and girls aren't supposed to like that kind of stuff and then we would go outside there was a whole back section area and there was a goat like a little mini like a mini goat yeah and he was obnoxious and he followed me around and he was running after me goats could be scared and I didn't like it and then I never went back guys had a squirrel exhibit with a squirrel yeah there was nothing better that was there if anybody remembers the goat it had a weird name too yeah so many many remembers the little teeny tiny goat I'm talking about that ruined my childhood you let me know so no goat yoga for you no come on I will now that I'm like physically bigger than the little mini goats it might be better but like when you were when I was little I was the same size as the mini goat you know shout out to mindful goat yoga Tanya we are gonna come we need to get she needs to give her myself from her childhood yes if anybody will get you through it on your back while you're downward dogging no you don't have to that I mean they have right when one was eating my hair last time it was amazing it sounds great it made me laugh no I actually I want to try it where mindful goat yoga go get Tanya we'll get Tanya on the show we'll get her on the job we'll get you past your goat fear we should we should do an installment watch me cry on the internet no you're not we're gonna get you past it so you won't cry every time you see a goat we're breaking barriers this morning everyone and they eat everything right that's why I wish I remembered its name it was something weird like cheese or something like it was like a very weird it was white and he had little horns good morning Dan I'm not ago I'm to my back in the early 90s why have you all been traumatized by ghosts I have a sheep Story by the way it is national siblings day and this is why I'm sharing this with you Jennifer I know my sister will find us on YouTube at some point and watch this episode but we used to have sheep across the street from us Fred Huffy was this old man he lived in a house with like a hundred cats he was I'm dead serious he would have like the town whatever everybody wanted his land because it was like mostly half of Attleboro so every single place was like trying to get him and they would bring him like giant bags like BJ sized bags of cat food to feed the cats and he would just open he'd come to the shirt into the front door in a dirty old white shirt anyway this is a way big aside from the Sheep across the street all I remember is I took my sister I'm like this is gonna be fun come on let's go play with the sheep and she was the size of the sheep so I get exactly that and then one of them saw something got spooked and started running and then I'll never forget the look of fear on her face yeah is her face Hit the Dirt and then an entire and you're laughing about it she got trampled it was funny she is traumatized by sheep what else have I been traumatized by alpacas has anybody ever been to the Alpaca Farm in the vineyard I love that place it freaks me out so much they're so weird looking well I went there and no shock I got spit on never again I was a senior in high school sorry my dad worked on the vineyard for 10 years and um we went over there he was renting a house into his Ferry for the winter like West hillsbury just because then I was living in Boston and I was like I don't know I gotta go visit my parents and of course I lived in Boston so it took like an hour long on the train to like two hours on the bus through traffic to like get on a boat to you know 35 minutes on the boat we end up there my parents were like let's go to the Alpaca Farm and I'm like why okay because it's February what else you're gonna do exactly it's close to them getting sheared I've been there for that experience that's a little traumatizing because they like pull out chains and like hold their legs all of it was weird and I got spit on and I was like you know what Farms not a farm girl the name for me yeah because that made me feel all kinds of sorts away when they were doing that so I I didn't love that experience should we switch gears away but it was something yeah hey it's spring nothing says Spring Lake being trampled by farm animals now we're gonna make a date for mindful goat yoga anytime it will get you past this situation yeah don't while we're on the topic big fan of ducks don't like chickens you can just run through the list of farm animals I thought we were moving away from farm animals chickens are weird we painted their little feet are weird we painted eggs with my teenagers yesterday which made me laugh because I didn't want to do good to do for the economy did people actually paint do they spend all the money to like dye eggs and paint eggs we we did but I'm wondering if that was a generalized thing or is it like kind of an elitist thing if you could afford the eggs just to paint and then are we not driving up the demand and driving up the price just because we're doing the eggs they're hard-boiled we'll eat them you dye them and then eat them yeah can you do that yeah isn't the dye bad for you no something about this isn't clicking I don't know I'm broken you're fine I like actually the dyed ones are even better because they had vinegar on them so it's like almost like a pickle day okay well then I mean I just wonder if you're buying from an economic standpoint and also Kai agreed with you that chickens are [ __ ] thank you they're weird they can stay over there in their coop we raised chickens for about six years and uh it was traumatic for my daughter who was a vegetarian because every time one died we'd have to have a funeral she was looking like went on a rider and Beetlejuice I every time on the hill crying with a funeral so I had an ex-boyfriend who raised pigs and we had lasted that long but we did and an ex-boyfriend who raised pegs and we had like an understanding like you can't take me to meet the pigs why I can't I can't well I could not like meet the animal and then like love it and then like have a bond with this pig and then a year later be like bacon yeah you know I was like this is fine do it great I will happily like consume but like I can't bond with the little with the little nose yeah it's not gonna work for me yes the funeral was held in my oven at 350 degrees no we never they were egg they were egg chickens we did those are different right yeah well they just didn't have enough meat on them like it's not worth it at the end of the day for me to go chase this very thin bird is it just me or are the turkeys out of control on the cape right now yeah the spring yeah they're out of they're freaking everywhere and it only gets worse as those little babies now growing time to everybody I like to see massive big ones that stand in a herd I'm sure that's another pack of a grouping there was a road there was a lot there's so many of us we're gonna have to stop you yeah there was one on the highway that I was about to freak out at because I was like don't you know it's the highway like they don't care I know they're dumb and everybody's complaining about the coyotes and their pets like well yeah but we had more coyotes we might have less turkeys all right I thought we were leaving animals I gotta go seriously um I think that's about it today what do we got going on this week we have our first live appearance together out on Friday there is going to be a radio conference over at Four Seas so you can come and watch this all and it's live Beauty Glory and then stay for the radio conference and there's a bunch of great media people that are going to be making a an appearance that's fun yep I don't really know what I signed myself up for but it's gonna be great it is she's a little nervous I'm so be honest she's like lighters but it's gonna be great I'm totally lying to myself yeah I know I'm freaking terrified I could feel it anxiety is running it's okay yay we'll get through it I'm excited for you too so that uh the conference starts at nine so we're like the preamble to the conference okay yeah so there'll be uh some people checking us out that'll be exciting how many people are live broadcasting um I think Kristen Eck is I but only one other person how did we get on this list to live broadcast well we gotta know somebody and then why why me well because you're with me oh it's always yeah we're kind of a package deal these days seriously so check out our podcast the first shot Morning Show we gotta go and go do that start the day new episodes released Monday Wednesday Friday and follow us on all the socials Facebook Twitter Instagram Tick Tock at the first shot Morning Show you obviously know Stephanie Viva on all those socials and if you need to remember who I am I'm Tori talks a lot um my Instagram is superb is it just go to lemonadio.com find all the stuff everything's down