AJ Hapenny and Josh Adams on stand-up life- what was their worst show

people with all my Gaza jokes so you guys have me back boo try to get yourselves canceled well you're here again today so from The River To The Sea we will be Josh free let's see what we can do let's go so many times I love it hi everyone good morning look at us halfway through the work week yeah look at us we're here we made it barely I mean it's it's a better week than last week I feel like I was on fumes completely last week look at you in your Madonna Celebration sweatshirt AJ that's that's right celebrate so were you there on Monday or Tuesday uh I was there on Tuesday okay so was I yeah Tuesday was the best day when she was an hour and a half late that wasn't bad right it wasn't it wasn't bad like nobody around me was complaining they're like yeah she's Madonna she could do whatever the hell she wants she really can and she can't be making money off of that tour oh no AB no absolutely not like at TD no way well also because Love of the Game when you play past midnight you have to pay your fines there's all kinds of like ridiculousness that goes along with a riter so I feel like all of her shows are a net loss so I'm not sure why she's doing it other than like I've got a job for my kids yeah here are my children dude here here's all 18 of my children so all I can say about the Madonna show was um it was late it was a crazy ride back to the cape and um it was really like a drag show with a little bit of Madonna I loved it it was everything that I won I'm not mad about it I'm telling you I'm just saying it's it wasn't a concert I'm I'm surprised my congressman didn't write a paper about it it was like did you know that Madonna was reading to Children I'm just gonna back up to this one I'm not a Madonna fan like you said it's a drag show oh that's [ __ ] when I was singing Like a Prayer you you were singing with me I was praying for you to stop you were there too no oh no I I'm I'm I'm actually not a fan AJ AJ makes a lot of stuff up about me to try to make cooler she complained about the marijuana smell no less than five times I was like no where you are was there she was clearly smelling Josh that is true I was I was selling merch as well outside you spell you're selling T-shirts Madonna was spelled wrong I I I I sold I sold aj his bootleg sweatshirt oh F first of all this is authentic sweatshirt yeah that's what we told them well I got the I got the street merch um you've not seen it on me because my girlfriend bought the two of them actually I paid for them she somehow got them she lost hers and then had to take mine because she had to show her coworker the next day dude even though said Madonna on the shirt it said it had Lady Gaga's face on it no it was definitely Madonna Like I don't know what it said on it Madonna Like lady what's up Chris hi Gloria thanks for joining us this morning so we've got AJ and Josh the the soul out comedians you got some shows coming up yep we we we sold out we are now doing Fox News stores it was just like ween are things they're property and those are the jokes that AJ will be telling tomorrow night at knockabout yeah and for some reason you can't you can't get there because it's sold out oh so disappointing for some reason those jokes will kill anywhere it just like just just go in first like my pronouns are kiss my ass like oh my God yeah so brave you are in for really a treat this morning I'm looking forward to it couple of guys on fumes from sleep and uh yeah yeah because last night we were trying to Cal calculate the chairs because um uh Pete Pete asked asked me to have it a certain amount but I I accidentally had it at five more so we're just trying to calculate um we're calculating so everybody sits comfortably yeah that's difficult because it's a tight room it it is but it's a magical room knock knock about even uh even Josh made a blurb about it which which I ABS absolutely love U because he he posted there's there's a magic about the room that you just can't describe at all true but you have to experience knockout for yourself for sure and it's very intimate so when you bomb you very much know you're bombing honestly but that that that's the thing about the room I mean we've we've done every room in in New England and for some reason I've never seen somebody really just eat [ __ ] well except for that that one guy who just left the stage I think on the show that you and I I I must have missed that one the the guy that left oh that was hoton yeah oh yeah no that was hotton he he he did he did two minutes he's like these are my four all three I'm defending you Chris hon cuz I calculated you did three minutes and 10 seconds it was a it was a tight one minute up front and then it just kind of sputtered and but you guys are so supportive of your fellow comedians oh absolutely absolutely that's why I'm defending him right now he said do you guys like grocery stores no I've been Chris hoton that's terrible what's up Sue hey Rich I miss you I've not had a chance to see you we have another 10 minutes to do on Chris hotton right now actually get it done we're just on here burying our friends I'll get a shovel hope please well go Chris we love him to death very funny kid but he'll start jokes and if he doesn't get a laugh during the premise yeah he aborts is that a genz situation like I I'm not getting immediate gratification oh that's anell question he's in our 30s like us Millennial I'm in I'm in my 40s but uh are are you a gen xer I technically a late Millennial I I guess ANS I just like to know what I'm working with sometimes that's all uh Chris was there at the open mic yesterday and uh and he did awesome and there was a couple newbies uh that that we saw like uh Jimmy D who's been doing open mics for a while he he is so awesome last night that we put him on one of our Plymouth shows oh nice shout out to Jimmy D there's there's new guy new guy out Kota King that was his first time and his dad was there I a I could tell that was his dad because when he was texting the light on his phone was on so so like either during the show during the show well while he's filming I said either that's his dad or he's looking for his keys one of what's up Sarah Co cot did talk too much about how much he loved his parents during his set so I don't know if he's gonna make it I'll come to Boston in the springtime Rich right now I don't know what we're going to get out there Mother Nature has decided to Deliver Us winter and like very quickly I didn't like it oh the WN the winter time is is great clearly it's not that bad if we're all drinking iced coffee yeah you said that you thrive in the winter you're happier clam when it comes to that oh absolutely summer in summertime I am just I'm just so sad what's up Mark thanks for joining us this morning so I thought I would do something fun before well you got a show coming up give it a little pre-promotion before we get to like the meat of our talk today because I think I'm going to guide you guys into something funny or it could be a bomb you never know what you're going to get so all of my sets so uh to tomorrow tomorrow's night's show is uh Jim Jimmy cash but that's already sold out so you can't so you can't come you can't have it you can hang outside the door you can smoke cigarettes but you're not coming in the door and that's too darn bad but we do have tickets left for Lenny Clark Wednesday the 24th at knockabout You're Gonna Love It tickets only 49 bucks to see the legend who's currently on the NBC hit show extended family so he's so funny he's he's the he's the greatest there something I can say about Lenny is that he never forgets her face he is so kind and it's nice to see him in a small intimate space like KN cuz you really feel like you're part of his family it it's the only small show he says yes to Ju Just Just because he loves it so much he could try out new stuff yes because he's like yeah well well I can't try out new stuff at at my club because I have to kill straight straight every time but I could bomb here at knock about we can button things up here at Nako and I love that D I love how people can feel the the the comfortability of of coming down it's totally it's the same thing with glowaki even though he had to get Co and and we had to replace him with Alex GM Papa which uh JM Papa he did a great job and he's like just having a moment right now he's like got some new stuff out there it's the political season he's dabbling in that area and I'm like you're nuts good luck GM Papa's probably the most underrated headliner in Boston he's super super funny if you've not had a chance to I would like to get him down here again that was just like such a surprise for me because I've hosted him on the show before virtually right before he had his baby and his wife was in the background like kind of Peep it in like it was just really fun Stephanie I just had a baby no and he's beautiful he's just so funny and he's got the voice so like the two of us with the voice was just really funny I enjoyed it uh what's up Thanos and hey Ryan thanks for joining us this morning so I've got AJ hey Penny we've got Josh uh who just really I enjoyed your set when I saw you at knock I thought it was really funny and then there was another comedian that you had had from Rhode Island that was hysterical oh Tyler hitner so funny Wheels T Tyler Tyler is great like he embraced all of his handicapp and like just killed crushed that room D Ty Tyler is a shining diamond in the sea that is the Rhode Island comedy scene which Rhode Island doesn't deserve its own comedy scene uh it's it's just terrible it it's it's all s saay and abortion jokes the whole time and they're like oh why am I not getting laughs I was just like come on dude just talk about yourself it's bad just talk about yourself just look around and crack jokes do crowd work you're in Rhode Island I I I I I will say I I love the like comedy Park crew oh the the com comedy Park crew is great the the urban comedy scene in Rhode Island is fantastic is great uh Mr KZ Duchess SS shout out to duess she's she's fantastic love du I want to be baby baby daddy number four like she's she is kind of like a female EJ Edmond dude shout out to EJ Edmonds uh who's who's probably not watching um they're both out having more babies dude uh is that just for more material I feel like every time somebody got up at knock last time I saw you guys they were like just had a baby I'm like is is everybody doing the same act are we did we draw a card that we have to work this into our set Josh and I specifically booked comedians that just had a kid and we see who could stay on stage to longest right exactly that like a thing who would do that go through nine months of pregnancy for another like five to 10 minutes of guys I need some new material let's get another one going three minutes and 10 seconds let's do it all right so things you need to know I usually get this stack of stuff in the morning and I laugh about the the news of the day the what things are going the water cooler talk so I figured I'd just throw these facts out at you as to what is going on things that you need to know do we really need to know them or your reaction to them how you feel about them things you need to know for what it's worth champagne sales in the US were down 8.2% last year what the [ __ ] are we celebrating right maybe maybe that's we we're celebrating the return it's going to be great please I can't it's going to be a long political season the ads have already started on television I'm not prepared to deal with this for like the next eight months listen Stephanie excuse me excuse me you're being rude you're gonna get all the stakes you're gonna get all the college all the university side note AJ just got back from Iowa how was that oh it was great he voted three times for Trump hey first first of all two of those were real for can you please as a New Englander talk to me about what it's like to be in Middle America doing comedy Middle America doing comedy yeah dude they they they love me the thing is rednecks love me okay dude they they they love me for some reason they question their sexuality like maybe like you know what that's not that bad we did a show in Plimpton and uh I was just I was just ripping on the bathrooms were right next to the stage for some reason so I was doing crowd work every that's coming out there was a there was one guy on coke who kept going to the bathroom like every five minutes shout out to Real Deal Joel Davis who now does comedy I haven't booked him yet because I'm afraid he's gonna do like so much cocaine in the show yeah you can't leave the stage during your set to do a bump that's not real it is real real I feel like Rocket Raccoon oh it's real feel like I don't know if I want you to be the representative from New England out there in the midwest where people think that that is just what all of us are like this do they think we're all like you uh yes and they actually like us more now because okay thank you thank you for representing us because they think everybody is byy out that way but doesn't make it a big deal or at least tries not to it's a spectrum back off all right like sure sure he likes Madonna but he also likes Creed so he's not so bad you can't say that out loud I we every real all of Green oh come on no no you can't you can't sit with me dude the gayest thing that I did the day of the Madonna concert was buy tickets to go see Creed in August later on and he sucked three dicks in the parking and still not as gay this is not a family show today just in case you were wondering if the word comedians did not throw you off in the morning this is not the show for you so hey shout out to Dorian who says AJ is the best representation in new englanders for Middle America there you go thank you than you Dorian that was very specific that's a terrible thing to say about new englanders what's up Mike I am bumping up the stuck that's it um so which is the healthiest Apple I'm concerned that there was a group of people that were like which one is the healthiest one healthiest Apple yes according to a study red delicious apples are the healthiest from an antioxidant standpoint the best apple it is my favorite Apple the red delicious yeah the red delicious oh AJ likes Adam's apples first of all Adam's apples the greatest apples there are boy it's gonna be long warning he's really been working on that Trump impression he's gonna be doing it all all day wait what impression it's just a guy I know I don't know this Trump guy um also three years after Uber bought drizzly for 1.1 billion doll they're shutting it down what is drizzly it's booze delivery oh well well they needed it during the pandemic right so apparently we no longer need to pay extra to have booze delivered we're just picking it up ourselves nobody nobody's drinking anymore they'll stay in operation nobody's drinking anymore everybody's doing mocktails like all their friends quit drinking I'm the only one that's still hanging on because I'm a loser no well also they're also supplementing with cannabis like that we're just we kind of slid over to that we're like cannabis and mushroom teas and all kinds of other whatever weird so that we could feel a little little crazy but not so crazy dude even even uh even Donald J Trump switched over to the mushroom coffee oh my God I get directly from the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario have you heard this guy Mario well Stormy Daniels I guess is set to testify so stormmy Daniels she's a Yoshi face very very ugly how how do you how do you get hush money from someone and then testify anyway I love that f f f f first first of all like uh uh Trump's lawyer uh who is it Michael yeah Michael Cohen paid her off to shut her mouth and what is she doing like two years later he didn't pay her enough apparently Mike says Creed and made the vomit face emoji what's up T and Rich says drizzly still works in a pinch she said are you oh are you stacking up on that white claw crap no that's Greg that is not that is not the panel you see in front of us that is solely Greg Hiller hey white claws there are no laws I've got a good guy friend of mine that that's his drink of choice is the claw dude is it's concerning is he also from p toown no oh okay I'm sure I bumped into him he's a single single middle-aged man uh by the way Greg if you're looking to date we're going to be doing some speed dating over at Wicked I'm gonna be the host and I'm really looking forward to this I have no idea we're crafting the show right now it's it's going to be pretty magical oh excellent and if you're over 25 and there is no cap on this show up we're gonna have a good time no cap that means no lie all right I'm done I don't know the last one I think that that's a lie I don't think you can control it we're going to turn this into a drinking game for everyone watching at home just every time he does a a shitty Trump impression take a shot what's up you do your Trump no it's all you are you allowed to I do Biden oh do do your BT yeah he did his b and he was smelling my hair before the show oh okay oh yeah he also fell down the stairs talk to the person over there I think we're insured for that but don't don't quote me on it can't bead I'm taking all these microphones yeah right that's about all I got you can have one of my kids you already have one I I have one maybe it needs a companion I am good I've got a couple that I'm willing to part with they're older one that won't get her like license she's almost 18 years old and will not get her license and she is the bane of my existence because she ask for rides constantly it's not like I've got this I'm going with my friends it's I've got this this and this and this it never asks our schedule prior mine's 11 I'm about to just give her the keys to my car like go take it good luck to you you probably do better than I am no she's she's tons of tons of fun 11 you're so convincing Josh wow that sounds really convincing oh look your daughter's in the chat right now she said f Josh sounds sounds like her I feel like I remember a little of that from your act uh if you're looking for a May to December relationship look no further than actor Dolph lungren he's 66 his wife of almost one year is 27 good for him dude it's nice that he's dating his granddaughter I guess what does his face look like I haven't seen Dolph lungren in a action movie in 20 years was an Aquaman like five five years ago yeah and uh Creed 2 and he looks he right now he looks like [ __ ] Bridget neelen D like so if his wife is 27 she was born after like his Peak like after all his movies were out she has not seen Rocky four yet no she's not she doesn't even know what the franchise is about it's good she's 27 she like honey do you want to see the band Survivor she's like what the hell is that well to be fair in our trivia this week Queen Elizabeth was crowned Queen at 27 so there are different ages of 27 that was 1825 that's fair okay I saw that an Ohio mom says that her daughter was bullied at school because she didn't have a Stanley Tumblr so so so what what are the Tumblr feuds again and Stanley and what's what's the other one I don't know Yeti I made Cliff made me my own Stanley Cup I appreciate this one better have you lost your damn mind I'll help you find it one of my favorite shows I just really love the office I could re rewatch it watch it a million and five times it still holds upes so there was a there was a scene in in the office if if many of you at home haven't seen it where uh this character Ryan was being talked to by Stanley who's on her cup uh uh like a a mid Middle School daughter and he's like trying to stay away from her but there's a deleted scene in the next season afterward where Ryan is actually hitting on his on his daughter y who's who's who's 16 at the time and Stanley just flipping out chasing him into the women's room I like why did they not keep this on the show I know really it should have been part of the show it was so good so good um did you know this past Monday was Blue Monday the third Monday of every year has picked up a reputation for being the most depressing of the Year oh that then the booze delivery service should be up right clocked it up well everybody else got Madonna the first first night I would have been depressed if I had madana the first night apparently that was awful why was it awful because it was didn't even start till midnight oh so she so she actually had to pay the fines time oh 100% but but but I heard on Monday uh they they actually played um what's what's the song that came out in 98 if I could melt your hearts but she didn't play it on the Tuesday song Secret yeah uhuh sounds like I missed out Sophie speckter by the way is the number one song in the country right now did you watch that movie um that the viral movie that's out right now uh what the hell is it called burn something salt burn um no I haven't everybody's telling me about and they they said oh yeah the Pervert guy and saltburn reminds me of you AJ like why is everybody saying that rich there's also a way to get compensation for attending that concert he was an anti- Madonna the whole time when I showed up I rolled up into Boston around 8 o'clock he's like what movie are you going to go see first taunter you are a taunter anyway there's a new movie out suer and everybody's talking about it it made Sophie Ellis beers hit murder on the Dance Floor number one in the country the hit came out in 2001 it's like the Kate Bush effect for her right now and I watched her during the pandemic do discos with a disco ball in her living room with her very British children and it was the most enjoyable thing but she was never a big time hit but this movie has now made her a hit 22 years later it it's it's funny to see like certain songs like that get brought back by like the most random like the Fleetwood Mas with the guy just cruising behind the thing with the the like uh I think it was Ocean Spray Ocean Spray yeah tick tocking are you waiting for your big Tik Tock moment guys what are you waiting for as a comedian when you get out there like what is your big thing like what is your goal death uh my goal Josh's death you guys are awful to each other I'm I'm I'm I'm a big grumpy guy he calls me white Stanley it's not right it's not right leave me alone I'm doing Mas sadoku the and the other Jewish people are going to him like this like yeah but he's like per pervert AJ Moore boy AJ Les who is this one I know my my my co my my my comments just stayed on dorian's crazing me that's it it just stayed there and and did and didn't did not reset good morning Eva and good morning Nate thank you so much for joining us so we've got AJ hey Penny and we've also got Josh uh are you working on anything new you guys when you start out something new is it just one joke at a time or is it like this I've got a whole new minute and a half do you go by time or do you go by the development of your joke I'm just so curious that's an excellent question because some sometimes it'll be just like one joke one amazing joke and sometimes there'll be a string of like two minutes where it's all nothing but it's gonna mold into a diamond like a 15-second diamond I mean we all we all kind of work differently like you know we were talking about Chris before Chris will work out a premise he'll just do the premise for like six months you guys are horrible to burying our friends we we love we love Chris he's he's no like I mean they're they are different kinds of jokes you some sometimes like you know just in conversation like you'll you'll say something funny and then try to work backwards or you come up with the premise or you know sometimes it's a story and yeah so I mean if if you're doing a story obviously like it's going to be drawn out and it's trying to figure like if you have something funny at the end you got to kind of figure out a way to kind of punch it up yeah throughout the story so that you're not telling an eight minute story for just like one one small laugh at the very end and you're like that was my time goodbye yeah like Sam Buck there are some comedians that are great great at that telling this fabulous story and then ending with a good laugh and then that was enough for them and then there are ones that just like tell on liners like the whole time like that gives me anxiety when I watch a comedian that is like the king of the onliners well well well well that's the beauty of comedy and that that's why we book different types of comedians every time like Sam Buck a good friend of ours when he does the onliners it's it's it's my favorite thing in the world yeah but you can't have a whole show of Just oneliner comedians right so so you have like a storytelling comic you have you have the oneliner comic uh you you have a guy that does does bits in between you have do you structure that when you organize a show uh for knockabout yes for red none no and red none is is is just absolute chaos which is why people go because they love to see the chaos here for the bleep show let's do it hi Amanda Coleman how you doing oh Amanda yeah like red red on AJ will throw up the shittiest Comics just to make like a few other Comics look a little better that's that's not true I give locals a chance and I put them next to the ve the the the veteran comics on the show and they're like what the hell is this okay you want to explain around it sure like like this guy Dorian did five minutes of abortion jokes and then I have they was followed by John pirda right afterwards and John proud comedy he's he's Crow he's they call him the the Italian Don Rickles he's okay awesome yeah he's he is great he's he's a mentor of mine and we we try we try to throw him on as much stuff as possible but uh he he's one of the shining examples of rhod island Island Comic okay he teaches a class but for some reason like 90% of his class like doesn't listen to him and and because they all want to be Allen Fitz because they all think they're funny yeah I don't know how you deal with a pile of people that are naturally funny but not great comedians like that would stress me out good morning Emily she's visiting with her little one well luckily your little one doesn't matter if they swear it all because she's brand new so welcome to the world baby oh is it Tanya again because Tanya I'm sorry no Tanya actually had like a five-year-old that was gonna last I think that's a scar she knows better she knows where to be right there shout out to Tanya oh Kyle like me shout shout shout out to Kyle who's in Vermont Kyle what is he doing in Vermont what are you doing in Vermont I don't know being molested by one of his professors I'm not sure oh is he back at school he at ubm good for him he's been uh he he needs to go back go back to school listen to your mom and dad go Beauty School Drop that's it that's my daughter his twin brother came and did a set last uh last doesn't it throw you off when somebody else is a twin there's a new show right now on Netflix or whatever and they're exploring the diets and the lifestyles of twins but it just really freaks me out when you don't know there's another one and then you see the other one and you're like ah there's more and actually they've got another brother that looks just like him but not the twin did you know that Kyle has a third brother yeah cuz he he'll show up with his whole family the first couple times I was I was doing uh I was hosting open mics at flashback in hyanis and he showed up with the whole family and and did a set his first time and was it was it was funny and dude Kyle's dad is hilarious to too bad comedy Skips a generation shout out to Kyle poor Kyle I I did some inappropriate jokes with his mom so perfect dude Kyle Kyle's Kyle's parents are great they are they are they are great right then I host a zoom show like uh once once every three weeks and Kyle is on every single one and uh and and he just awesome on what's up Huck Huck is out there boxing at 40 you animal uh and also looking for sponsors he signed himself up for a Vegas fight I like serious fights he brought both of his belts here yeah boxing nice I know like well my Ring's outside I don't know if I want to see that coming from you different kinds of I would love to see AJ fight somebody in ring yeah oh yeah I would love it I would bet everything do okay though I feel like he's Scrappy enough I think he would do okay oh I would I would I would fight dirty in a ring I I wouldn't do so well like on the street that that's my re I didn't hear no Bell Filipinos are known for dirty dir boxing so isn't it the national sport why does AJ have a biker gang behind him like I I have a whole cartoon thing going on in my head right now with you and a biker gang it's not a great visual we know where your mind I know I don't know Taco Bell launches new cinnamon twist cereal in partnership with Uber Eats I have so many questions none of it makes sense wait wait start that over again Taco Bell launch is new cinnamon twists cereal in partnership with Uber Eats could be because diarrhea at 2 a.m. isn't enough we have to bring you it at home because that's where you have to be when you eat this like it's not good so they're trying to take over first meal too right they're trying to be they're so trying to be part of breakfast when they threw Pete Davidson out there to be part of breakfast with whatever it was I was like that oh really Pete Davidson we all know Pete Davidson doesn't wake up early enough for no one and I watched his latest comedy special I want to laugh it's it was fine I I I haven't seen the special but I did enjoy bub kiss did anybody it was good like his acting stuff is good his movies are good it was good to see peshy too his standup stuff though it's not it's it's funny mentally but I don't it's not the haha laugh well well it's it's it's also it's also a type typee of brand of Comedy because he also started when he was 16 he got on to SNL when he was 21 so really his comedy style hasn't really matured yeah but like if you like Pete Davidson I I think you will like the special for the most part it was all right um not not the best thinging I've ever seen yeah but but it was but I wouldn't feel that it the Special was a complete waste of time it's like I just got out of rehab and I need some money so I'm going to do this special here are my jokes and there were some funny moments but I did not life fell asleep twice it was it was uh probably the worst comedy thing that I saw on Netflix last year was the roast of the Jonas Brothers like none other than I don't think I saw that I didn't see that yeah like Netflix burried it it was so bad oh it was terrible and like they they had Lily sing who like has never made me laugh once and Pete Davidson was on there for three minutes but that three minutes wasn't worth the whole special like it it was fine but they only hired woke comedians that they are there for the am I right am I right Trump am I right and like what does Trump have to do with the Jonas brother just lazy yeah it's just lazy right if you want to see a good special that just came out recently you gotta check out uh new Gary Goldman on uh HBO Gary Goldman is fantastic it like uh right after uh the whole Israel Gaza thing like like I I decided to join uh a synagogue in Cape Cod and I went over there to meet the rabbi and we ended up talking like Gary Goldman and comedy for like 45 minutes it's like yeah this is the place for oh that's that's amazing talk about joining the synagogue please yeah you know sometimes certain things in life just you know inspired you to do things that you know you the world you would wanted to do for years and like you know I I have this new bid about uh when things are really bad for Jews and anti-semitic like semitism hits like a fever pitch like brings out the the jewy extra jewy so you like you know I've been yeah extra super jewy um I love it go you go you go to where you feel safe though right you go with your like your it's not your people but I mean whatever it was I feel like when I I explored a lot of religious stuff when I was in the military because it's like okay um if I stay at the barracks on Sunday uh I'm going to have to clean so we're going to go explore some religions and that's what I did I went to like different kinds of religious Services because I was just curious about them yeah no and it's it's good to do that and you know kind of uh what's out there yourself with with other people but yeah no I mean that kind of inspired me to I I've been out of the congregations for you know 20 to 30 years something like that and you know after everything happened on October 7th I figured it's a good time to join a synagogue and register for legal firearm so you know it's you know sometimes you need the the right motivation to do to do some [ __ ] they're they're all just after Josh he's arming he's arming himself both physically and emotionally spiritually you're dressed and look like a doomsday prepper already look I I had I had two choices it's either arm myself when I'm on stage or get rid of all of my Jewish material and AJ will tell you that's like 60 to 70% yeah so that wasn't going to be a thing n dude you will just do premises on stage and then aband them so I'm Jewish good night everyone kind of like hen all right good morning Josh hey Mari thanks for joining us this morning we've got AJ we've got Josh and they've got upcoming shows happening where are you guys gonna be where can we see you what's going on let Lenny Clark on the 24th Wednesday the 24th at knockabout get tickets now they're they're a little over half sold out right now the show will sell out just like all the Lenny Clark shows have sold out oh he's the best and Josh and I also have at knockabout we also have M Musa coming down he's gonna he's gonna headline on February 22nd Thursday February 22nd tickets are already selling for that the first round of early bird tickets are already gone but the second round of early bird tickets are there oh you owe it to yourself to sim Mo Musa too he is he's great and he's he's he's gonna do stuff I mean he he's gonna blow up he's gonna blow up he his style is kind of reminiscent of like an early Dave Chappelle like he has a very similar Cadence like brilliant writer he's he's he's great I love Mo and he sounds like Chris Rock even when you're talking to him like he he sounds exactly like Chris Rock That kind of sounds like The Best of Both Worlds Chelle writing sounding like Chris Rock oh absolutely that's a solid guy I want to listen to dude and Aaron writes Mo Musa so Aaron also knows how uh how how good MO is and um in 2021 he won uh New England's best comedy competition and that's tough I feel like being a New England comedy person that you get just we expect so damn much from you you better be funny well we're the most we're the most competitive region of the world I i' wager to say like and anyone who thinks that they're more competitive than us I will [ __ ] kill you he already got his guns in a synagogue so watch out he's got the group behind him don't mess with them I can pictures you Rambo going to synagogue like I can't you guys should all come out for the Lenny show it's gonna be great yeah the last one was interesting because my father has no decorum oh oh yeah that's right your dad was in the a dad was there that was a mistake do you do anything inappropriate to have like your parents be there have you ever said an appropriate jokes in front of your parents does that make you feel weird yes I have said has verye his mom I I I was I was headlining a show uh in wayth a couple months ago and my mom came and my girlfriend came and uh they're sitting together my mom's filming my set and I have a joke about a bunch of runchy things with my girlfriend and like you could see in the video as like I'm telling these jokes my mom turns and is filming my girlfriend oh so she fighting her face it I didn't see it but AJ goes up after my set and it's just that's so awkward it was it was very funny well especially to be seated next to your girlfriend the one that you're talking about doing things to like I just can't imagine how that went that's awkward sh your mom was filming you and then you said a thing about your girlfriend she just turns and films her that's please put that on social media I would like to see that your mom sent you that video right no I I have I have the video I have the video that's for his reals when he really blows up that's for later yeah I can't I can't bury this joke yet I unique Rel once it's online you know you gotta yeah you gotta kind not not necessarily not necessarily because because G GM Papa he he did like maybe like 10 to 15 per of of the jokes they posted online at knockabout but most of the stuff you you you haven't seene but but but that joke has a has a call back to a previous joke and it would kind of ruin the yeah don't ruin your set not here it's not worth it I mean you're worth it but pay to go see a show will you support these comedians dude and then Kyle Lynch writes I deliberately tell inappropriate jokes when my parents are in the audience I think they're just happy to see me on stage oh that's cute and I definitely believe that too because he's he's gonna knack for that he's a he's a he's a very sweet kid also side note very racist in the group chat was just like Kyle what matter again what's up Joe thanks for joining us on the show this morning I have a unique relationship with my parents it's like what you see is what you get and my parents know all of my dirty dirt and they know all my stupidity so I I Feel Free it's an open relationship to be an idiot in front of them it's not a pro I'm also not on stage sharing it with everybody like that's my idiot kid look at it and and Dorian also writes Josh should convert to Islam and get new material oh shelf it's quiet something my crickets yeah thanks a lot Dorian just Ju Just Like Married with Children thank your father kids thanks Dad even with the Crickets that was his best joke so far that's awful take that Dorian and then Kyle puts in parenthesis orange man bad h yeah well he's a UVM kid he hates Syracuse tou sh and Aaron says to you Josh don't do that to Jess either one of you guys Erin Erin don't start you know how this will go do you guys want to do a little crazy crime crazy what crazy crime I'm always down for crimes two Florida men and a Florida woman story here so we could go really anywhere oh let's get let's do it a Florida man caught stashing NFL cards deviled eggs into a stolen backpack at Walmart what was a plan there are is there a connection between the NFL that's just what he had like these are the things he wanted that day and put them in a backpack to try and steal he is having the weirdest Super Bowl party right yeah like first of all if he's stealing the eggs he's already deving them up the smell in that backpack is it's grossing me out got ruin the cards smell of NFL he was recreating the Magic in there Florida he wants to recreate the smell of grank like J in his bag it's a it's a metaphor for the Patriots season oh yeah yeah I am so happy the Patriots are losing like the more that they lose the better com shows too I don't because re realistically it's better for live shows if our teams are stinking like uh Cleveland great comedy scene great comedy scene but now that Cleveland's winning uh it's it's been not so great in the Cleveland and Columbus area okay I see the correlation they've got nothing else to do we're going to drown our sadness and a little bit of Comedy foot football's not as bad because it's usually Sunday during the day and maybe Monday night Sunday and Monday aren't the biggest days for comedy the biggest problem is when the Bruins and the Celtics are in the playoffs and they usually make a Deep Run and you're trying to do like a a Friday show and the whole bar is trying to watch the game yeah and yeah that is not the best for your shows when things like that are happening like Rob malolan was at the whatever award the emm and he was watching the football game on his on his phone and not obviously being part of the the show that he was at kind of annoying it's his fault that Eagles lost blame Rob it's his fault Florida man throws beer can fires AR-15 rifle after being upset by speeding drivers in his neighborhood that's the most Florida headline I've ever seen it sounds like a kid Rock fan yeah yeah there's definitely like trucks and some tobacco spitting going on in this and Florida woman tried to pass off her dog urine as her own for a drug test well well In fairness have you seen this Florida woman she's right here oh yeah oh yeah she she could pass as a St Bernard the problem was the dog ate all her meth what she got busted anyway your dog tested positive for drugs can we have your urine now thanks what's up Wendy hi Tom thanks for joining us AJ hey Penny and Josh are here entertaining us this morning as our comedians in the morning um not necessarily appropriate for morning drive but I'm enjoying it we are very appropriate for morning drive and needed for morning drive what the hell else you gonna do it's Wednesday it's hump day get up and get moving I haven't sworn Once on This one I've been a good boy this whole time most mostly you have you've been good I've been I've been I've been a good boy sorry Tanya I'm try I'm trying to hit a quota here woman did who didn't take a shower for six weeks swears it was worth the wait um she can also pass the urine test I'm itching thinking about her gross dude I love the Florida man scroll back up I love that Florida man that uh th terrifying one that throws the beard can and fires an AR15 look at that beard and haircut he looks like the mascot to We Buy Ugly Houses I feel I wish I could share I can't share the screen right now because then I have to download it and that's a big thing oh downloading oh you have to right click so annoying yeah then I have to find the other screen it's got seven screens going on over here it's like Vegas up in here can't deal with it what's up Lisa I am I should have been there got good set of teeth though what does he does have a good set of teeth let's see there are no teeth she's got no teeth I can't look at these photos anymore I'll I'll take a pass thanks all right what is the worst Moment In Comedy you've ever had uh right now no welcome everyone you got it on film uh probably doing a 40 year high school reunion that's awkward oh yeah especially at doing it at 45 like we're not going to meet at 50 We're not gonna meet at 40 we're gonna meet at 45 that's got to be one of the weirdest gigs it was the probably the weirdest gig I I ever did because right beforehand they said listen AJ before you go up we're gonna play an immemorial of all the people that died stop within the past 45 years went on for 17 minutes it was funnier than AJ's set it's ser seriously nobody nobody nobody laughed at my set because everybody was so miserable are you kidding me oh I'm not kidding and then right before my set they said oh yeah this guy's gonna talk about his charity and then he went up he's like as you guys know my daughter died in a car accident last year and somebody went boo no yeah no and then you had to go on and then I had to go on after this guy booed this guy other guy's dead daughter and I had to go up and die a second time for him why would they not do that after you uh because because they they they're not thinking because like PE people think you could just throw comedy anywhere and it's fine well I I I feel like doing that at a funeral they start feeling worse for you than they do for the deceased yeah yeah that's why the funeral show is the second worst show I've ever ever did you did a funeral yeah it was booked by uh a Trevor Dion who did our Open Mic last night and then uh he booked Mike fahe to headline which is a big mistake um that this this guy Mike fahe uh old friend of ours and he said uh I asked Trevor hey how did the guy pass away and Trevor said oh the guy oh they'd rather not say I said no we have to know because if the guy drowned We're not gonna do jokes about swimming pools so so Trevor you gotta l oh no no they they don't they don't want to say Andy guessed right F guessed correctly because um uh they weren't laughing the whole show with the exception of hosan G as a um comic from New York absolutely hilarious comedian uh so Fay he he's not getting attention so he stands on a chair uh middle of the room wraps a microphone cord around his neck and the mother deceased left the room crying so we all know how the guy the guy died this is awful yeah these are bad moments to be remembering I mean thank you for sharing it with you with me with you Wendy said I think think I need to get wake and bake for this show he would have been happier W he I'm sorry third worst show we've ever did we did a show at a gun club and uh I feel like that could go anyway uh yeah and unfortunately um we're doing it with uh with this comedian Drew Dunn who's AB Absol he really funny and then uh with with Sarah Martin and this other comedian we used to do shows with I drew Dunn can pretty much handle any kind of Crowd Oh absolutely like uh the crowd during the show was great yeah but but like uh people can have like a great time at a at a show but if they remember having a bad time that's that's the kind of s mindset that they're gonna have yeah true so so this uh this guy that we used to do shows with edwa would always like tell he would always tell a fundraising crowd Hey listen if you win the 50-50 raffle you have the option to like keep all the money give half of it to the charity or give all of it to the charity and then so this is what you tell people like at the beginning of every fundraiser right now um at this fundraiser he entered to win the 50-50 raffle himself and then he won it and didn't give any of it to to to the charity and people were pissed because I'm I'm the one that pulled the ticket right so it looked like it was rigged so awkward that's one of the best shows we had no uh as La last Christmas uh me and AJ we went down to Connecticut and and did a uh a corporate Christmas show and uh after after our our sets the company had a a gingerbread house building competition okay and the winning group won like $800 so they ended up having me AJ and this other great uh comedian Paul Kilmer from Connecticut absolutely hilarious shout out to Paul Kil shout out to Paul um they had us judging the gingerbread house competition I don't know what you know about the world of competitive ginger bread house very it is more corrupt than FIFA I you know I've gotta be I've gotta say my friend Rich kind of had a similar very competitive gingerbread making thing in his corporate world so is I I didn't realize this was a thing one one group gave us an extra $300 to pick there shut up and that was the most that was the one that won we made of course yeah we made more money off of that than the show yeah tax my opinion is for sale bribes will get you everywhere everyone that's awkward what what a about about us looks like we have Scruples or business ethics or Josh and I would be great for congress like yeah I'm not going to go there probably do a better job than what's happening right now Stephanie who are you going to offend is just like hey Nancy Pelosi is my favorite how dare you said no one ever I burst out laughing last night because somebody sent me a screenshot I love Towny pages on Facebook they're my they're so entertaining I love them to Pieces somebody said it was like Falmouth underground or whatever it was and it was a run by Phil shout out toil right is it still Phil I don't even know if it's still Phil I think it still might be Phil I thought he got ousted and then reinstated I don't know who you made up set Phil Phil is on his seventh profile like this year how many times can you get cancelled from a Facebook page damn it Phil and your own Facebook page nonetheless right pH Jes he was in his own museum that's awesome I fouth underground sounds like drizzly for perco sets yeah what do you got I don't know what do you got so there's on there and this woman post this thing I'm thinking about doing a local celebrity lunch in for our nonprofit who would you like to have lunch with and it was all state politicians and like me and like one other DJ and it was like 83% me I was like I don't know if I'm upset about this or then people were starting just to add random people to the list and it made me laugh but I was like I I'm beating the local politics so there's something should I run dude you beat out Ron Bey congratulations is he even considered a local politician anymore the Brazilian population is making us all trans the Stu that he's such a dope and he won he won an an election which is so upsetting to me he's like I don't understand this me too thing what's up Zetta just I don't care he's such a dope it it would it was so much comedy though I feel like that people were just like so annoyed by him they're like well bleep it let's give him a shot the man went to jail he went to like he's like all kind you check every box of crazy that should not be in charge of anyone and he checked all of them dude he bought the building in front of the Brazilian Grill and it's just having signs like Real Americans like honestly it's it's wild to me that he was elected like we were like go ahead give it him a shot let's just let him let him see what he can do we can't make it any worse cuz I'm tired of hearing about him he blocked me on Twitter and he was trashing me and uh he's like some so-called comedian is saying I don't know a thing about women that's what he tweeted AJ can say whatever he wants about him he already has his people protesting it shows all two of them but they they are steadily on the knockabout uh Pages talking about AJ's pronouns and I'm not proun I'm anti noun AJ welcomes hecklers it's like his biggest fan base right it's hecklers I have never welcomed a Heckler once that's just me it's just your comedian friends showing their support and love for you is that what it is yeah while Josh is on stage we yell free Palestine poor thing you can't get a you can't get a break can you the problem is these are these are typically like 21 plus shows so AJ doesn't have any kids to hide behind oh yeah that's that's true how do you explain that awkward moment to an 11-year-old um PE PE like uh when people have a conversation around you or like obviously she's not at your shows but so she she has come to shows yeah she's she's actually uh she for John P who we were talking about and you heard my my closer she came up and did that joke with me and it's she delivered it better than you it was incredible and it's so not appropriate but it's so funny it's it's a Olivia's great we're fans she was great until she turned 11 and it happens yeah girls somewhere I feel like 14 to 21 should go live on an island and if you make it back then you can be part of Society Unfortunately they did live on an island for such a long time we're looking for military schools you might have to and all of a sudden Leo DiCaprio is not a bad guy listen when you're raised by a sarcastic jokester it does Jade you to Comedy a little bit and Jades the way that you see the world and she's gonna be quippy she's going to be funnier than you they definitely absorb it all and then they're better than you like damn it you're better than me well she she had issues like before I moved in and like you know not really bullied but like you know have [ __ ] at school now I've spent four years teaching her to talk [ __ ] and then throw hands if if she needs to so she's a she's a tough kid She's Not Afraid come for me go ahead it only gets worse but no like we we got her doing Kung Fu and I teach her stuff at home she goes to uh like USA Kung Fu Academy in in hyanis shout out to uh seu Cruz he's a great guy if if you're on Cape and looking to learn how to protect yourself if you're listening to the show you you probably need it you can protect yourself already you're fine especially Dorian when I started dating my husband he was very much into Kung Fu and had the swords on the walls like I'm I'm were they sharp not gonna deny that I I have that you you have the swords as well I can't say that it was a particular thing that made me want to date him more uh I kind of tolerated it until I moved in and then the swords came down they just we can't have this swords are the Spanish Fly and then somebody's going to break into your house and you're going to be like I wish we had those [ __ ] swords that was underneath his bed for years to be fair you you get more with a smile and a sword than a smile alone I'm fine with the swords being underneath his bed on his side like that's fine like they're not I I heard a noise get the broadsword UN sheath and starts walking around I'm like you look like an idiot right now first you know we live in Mash P right I look like liono from ThunderCats because I'm in my underwear oh the Thundercat so underrated such good stuff listen we gotta go we've used up our time for today it's been a whole hour of fun but it's time now those two Heckle each other every show I know I have never heckled Josh not not once John zinc says I would drink sesel water before voting for Bey and iine conservative shout out to John S most of my family is conservative most of them are conservative and they shake their heads at Bey they love Trump but they hate Bey so good so good all right let everybody know once again where to book all of your shows and find all of your comedy because it gets better I promise you it gets better it gets better no uh it does uh L Lenny Clark at knockabout when Wednesday the 24th get tickets now our this week's show has already sold out but you could still get tickets for Wednesday the 24th so get them now don't procrastinate like oh I'll wait till the last minute and like too freaking bad because all the ticket tickets are gone the day of so get your tickets now this is more of a reason because you asked us a month ago why people should get tickets so early because they sell out this knockabout can fit in maybe like 60 65 people at most so so those those those tickets are going to be gone so get tickets now it'll it'll probably be like the last time that you see Lenny while he's on the show extended family because he's not booking shows in the summertime right now because we do not know when extended family is going to film continue filming a second season or with his health I mean it's it's not like any John CER projects have been successful so first of all Supergirl was amazing second of all they for Two and a Half Men anyone dude I I love how Chuck Chuck Jones The Two and a Half Men in his new show Chuck Lori Chuck Lor he has he has Charlie Sheen on it yeah he's Charlie Sheen bookies is great yeah bookie is great dude he has Charlie Sheen has Angus T Jones he literally is everybody from Two and a Half Men except John CER yeah so John CER must have said something worse than what Charlie Sheen did so good see John Cryer you need to yeah there's 10 people watching right now joh A do thing so come see Lenny Clark January 24th and then uh Josh and I are gonna be teaching a comedy course uh coming coming up in the spring and then so it's a $200 course six six week course and after the course uh your first show is going to be at knockabout that's so fun yeah put yourself out there everybody I've been looking for a hobby maybe I'll come and take your course and see if I'm any I'm any good ab absolutely and it's only and again it's only 200 bucks and your showcase show will be at the world famous knockabout I feel like if I do that and I paid that money I would just have to commit to it like I've surrendered I'm gonna do this for good or for bad it's happening I'm doing it Lynn said thank you for setting the tone for the day I don't know what that means but I hope it's good just right before driving emment arm yourself grab your swords grab your guns go to your local synagogue from Josh Ajay I am Stephanie we appreciate you guys listening and make sure you support us lemon ado.com is where you can listen to us morning noon and night Hank has got a fabulous lunch show for you coming up so we'll talk to you in just a little bit hanky Hanky Panky done and we're good and