Hank & Stephanie

greatness Hank absolutely let's do it it's time hey good morning boys and girls cold enough for you huh it's not going to be above freezing until Monday I love it but I still have my ice coffee that's a true New England absolutely got to get my ice coffee well hot Hank it needs to be cooled down just a little bit it was a really short line at the drive-thru this morning speaking of hot Hank yes he posted a photo yesterday for lunch good morning Mari I you got the girl swooning for you but it wasn't me it was the it was the most interesting man in the world but I was talking about I've been talking about the the the 33 not the 32 or the 34 most interesting most things you can do to make yourself the most interesting person at the party so I thought oh maybe to go along with this post I'll put up a picture of the most interesting man in the world and he was kind of the photo he was kind of out of character you know he he wasn't done up as he normally is he looked regular down to earth most interesting man right I mean a good-look guy though what's up Rick hey rtb I love you I miss you we were dealing with some technical difficulties in the studio this morning and I meant to text you back and then I squirreled like I normally do with 4,000 other things I've got going on 42 projects half done I keep getting interrupted or sidetracked with some something else that's been on fire right so I'm like oh and I feel it's just been a really exhausting week I guess yeah because I'm halfway through a bunch of things so you got finish you have to finish one or two of them anyway finish it right I don't hate you what's going on Nate I'm gonna bring you on the show in just a little bit Nate's got a little sports report now excellent you've got a podcast appearance later on today look at you yeah with Nate I know your dance calendar is getting very full I'm excited about it and did you notice we matched this morning I know right we're both kind of orangey yeah well maybe it was just something to bring up the uh frigidness yeah I hit the studio and I was like why is it so cold cold because it is cold and it's gonna snow tomorrow too oh wonderful after I stepped in it this morning so that's our question what's the worst thing you've ever stepped on my dog left me a little present at the bot St Mari stepped in it the other night we were somewhere and what we were coming back back and and when the car and she goes what what what oh oh my shoes zero stars out of five I did not start the day on a great great track it was not the way I wanted to begin even though last night before I went to bed I got this one of those like LED light mask things uhhuh so I had my little light mask treatment for 30 minutes oh okay I don't know it's supposed to help with seasonal AFF effect it's supposed to help with collagen okay it's supposed to help with a whole there's like 14 different light so I'm like lighting my face up with yellow light while I'm reading all about it I'm like should I be looking at this probably not probably not no no you're not supposed to be looking into the lights like an eclipse we've got one of those a real eclipse coming up yeah when is that because April oh okay because Mariana wants to wants to see it I do with the glasses and everything yeah I there's a there's a there's a lunar eclipse too com yeah there's there's a couple of things happening so you know I I said to her honey it may be in the middle of the night that's okay puppa you can wake me up oh okay okay honey I love that kids have no idea like the amount of work it takes for us to get going and moving they just naturally assume you'll do it for them of course I will no cares in the world and of course I will you're right absolutely you will you know Rick I am definitely going to call you one of these days we watch your voice on Lemon Ado we've got a couple of uh newbies right now somebody else that I can fire maybe no no you can't fire him he's great okay he's great you actually got Mark a little nervous he's like I don't know if I'm ready for coming back Hank's not gonna fire you who is that guy Hank is not gonna fire you you can't do that don't worry of course I can Stephanie Stephanie he's gone It's gotta go I don't know what's going on as long as it's not me that's all I care about hey look I can't run anything here so you know if we if we're late in the mornings it's not my fault her fault because I just sit here I don't know anything else things don't work and then I have to troubleshoot it from the very beginning have you tried turning it on and turning it off again how about that is it this if I look at it and blink twice and move it to the right it might work again right and it did whatever you did it worked cuz we're here so well when my computer decides it wants updates then it decides that nothing else will work until I get my updates I get I want that's my computer I see so here we are our our TV decided to update itself and I can't get the TV in the living room back I hate that you know we've got we've got the Samsung thing and and it upd you notice how our Tech person ran right directly out of the room and out outside yes I know I know no we I do not hear these things you know the Samsung Samsung did an update and and the living room TV I'm and and there's nothing I hate that the TV in Mariana's room which is not hooked up to Cable I was able to get that one back and the one in the back room where it's too damn cold to sit anyway that was working fine all along it's the one in the living room you know right by the fireplace where we would be sitting now I can't I can't figure it out unless Mari has this morning but good luck Mari you didn't know you were running Tech this morning but apparently you are also right if not eventually I'll be calling I'll be calling the babe yeah right what do I hit here what do I do he's like oh God not again not again right God that guy's useless all he does this fire people no that's he's like just grouchy right now he's got so many like work things going on and I asked for help yesterday and I spent an inordinate amount of time working on something I shouldn't have when I know that he could have just been like oh it's here and here and here and said he watched me toil at it for like four hours before I finally figured it out oh you got that all set no it makes me aggravated well he wanted you to learn how to do it I don't think so I think he just didn't want to deal with it and wanted to see if like it doesn't matter to him okay it really wasn't a him project it was a me project but it needed to be done we're working on having all of our events live on one page and uh have that added to the lemonade o page is proven to be quite a feat because of his work proclivities he does not like WordPress he writes his own software he writes his own code so he's an elitist when it comes to working with things that are just already done WordPress is okay well it's it's fine until you have to make changes to it then it gets crazy okay so it's it's fine if as long as it's set up to do the job it's doing but if you need to make changes to it well then he he won't work with it the diva will not work about that I just use it to do things that I have to do I don't again I I I don't know how this stuff works right we're just doing a little blog doing a little updating WordPress is fabulous it's fabulous right I do I do a weekly blog from Mar's website Bo got all the plugins you know where things live that's fine right that's that's that's what I do but the the prince will not use that so I have him working with things he doesn't like doing so oh and then I have to hear you know I don't like that we've been married too long we've been married too long he's exhausted of me I'm exhausted of his Antics this isn't going to work Michael Michael and Patty Lan are our friends and and Michael is one of the voices you hear on lemonad you hear him overnight um they have a great line they've been married forever um but a great line that they started saying to each other I don't know how many years ago when things get a little hair Haywire one of them says you know what this isn't going to work out yeah right I don't think it's going to work out it's not going to work out it's not going to work out and they've been married for I don't know Oodles of years years I like that Oodles of years yes perfect because after a while you stop counting it's like you just are I don't know about that Hank I mean we're counting this year because we got a big year but other than that I mean we're just married I can't remember a time when I haven't been married to that's right mar mar got hot Hank over here the most interesting man man in the world fabulous I could almost look like him almost I definitely think so I mean I've got the beard and the hair the color is the same but uh other than that I don't I don't I don't know you can use my LED light machine oh okay and I don't like to smoke cigars but I can well Zip Zap you and you can hold one for a photo hey I think we got a photo shoot coming your way Denise we got to hook this up uh so what was announced today Coachella was announced today yes who and who is going to be Lana Del okay and then it's DOA cat and Tyler the Creator Tyler the Creator i' I know the first two do not know I don't know Tyler the Creator it sounds like this would be a Coachella for me I would definitely be interested in going to this one is is is Tyler The Creator like Cedric the Entertainer no okay absolutely not absolutely not okay he was good though I like Cedric the Entertainer I do too I do too I like all those guys who were who were part of the kings of com Kings of Comedy that's right it was him it was Steve Harvey it was um what's up Liz I miss your face I forget who were they the Kings of Comedy I need to see you in person Danielle good morning from sunny Florida it's got to be warmer than 20 degrees this morning was a jolt to everybody's system actually there was some parts of Florida like um up in the up in the Panhandle it was like 19 I saw that the meme that said Florida says hold my beer yes where it was like you can't have all four seasons in one St found I found this great thing um let me find it um a a weather person down in down in Texas made this part of his uh forecast because people in Texas of course don't know how to drive in the snow no and I'm squirreling it's it's a big Rarity 16 degrees in Boston said rtb okay this is what this is what a a Texas weather guy see it's a it's a screenshot this is what a Texas weather guy put on his put on his forecast if you if you rarely drive on snow just pretending you're taking your grandma to church there's a platter of biscuits and two gallons of sweet tea and glass jars in the back seat she's wearing a new dress and holding a Crockpot full of gravy I love it oh ex exactly that's that's how you driving it that's right yeah there was an ice storm and I just saw all the cars slowly creeping crawling no it's not it was not great I don't know what to do no it went from 71 two days ago to 46 yesterday and I was frozen welcome welcome home wait a minute now Frozen isn't when 46 isn't 46 isn't Frozen well for her it is okay she's got that Florida thin blood now she's no longer a New Englander Now 46 is still shorts and t-shirts here yeah right Nate Buffalo still getting pounded with snow no thank you oh because it's a playoff game again this weekend Kansas City is the playoff game is in Buffalo yeah Nate click that link that I sent you you can pop in we can do some sports if you want to good morning Diana if you'll notice your mom's lemonade o sign it's a little a skew but it's there yeah her mom made it for us no it just needs to be flat on the ground that's fine just leave it okay it's fine it's straighter I tried good morning Andra yeah Nate if you want to just click that link and hop in with your headphones you can do so and we can talk some sports and I want everybody to know I'm not being sociable I can't see your names pop up so hello to everybody who comes on you don't have magnifying glasses no and our TV's never worked no the TV's never worked it just never worked properly and I need binoculars anyway to see through the lights to see the names that came up she said that's awesome she's going to be so psyched I'm gonna send her a picture I it's amazing what some people can do with arts and crafts I'm just not one of those people no I'm not either I'm terrible at it I'll sit there and have a glass of wine and tell you jokes or stories uh while you craft but that's where I'm at what what I have always found interesting is the um there there was one in mashby Commons um it's a painting Place yep and it's a b and then they put on these events that are Bob B and come on in and paint I can't imagine how they work why I can't imagine how successful they are why I mean if you're if you're if you're chugging whatever you you know if you glass of wine and oh let's draw this I I can't it's about the therapeutic art of it not actually designing amazing things oh okay cuz I can't imagine after a couple glasses of wine oh that looks pretty good it's fine it's fine I'm just painting everything's fine good morning Kate thanks for joining us on the show today yeah so it is Thursday don't blink I know Hank is gonna start making appearances on Tuesdays and Thursdays which I love thank you nice to be here as long as I can get functioning Thursdays are just the day that kicks me in the rear really it's always something and my daughter I need this I need this I need this and I just saw uh somewhere that gen Z no sex no drugs no rock and roll no driving apparently they're not buying Vehicles they don't want to drive it is part of their culture God they're boring oh my God no sex no drugs no this no that no rock and roll no cars no cars and I was like well at least it's not just mine you know what I mean right I thought my daughter's never going to Drive she's never going to make make my life easier did she ever get her license I don't remember no no no she's got one more driver's Z that she put off for a full year like she did all of it except one class and then stopped for a full year she doesn't ask to drive she's got her permit she's had her permit for three years doesn't ask to drive so she she'd rather be chauffered yes trust me I would also prefer to be chauffer but I'm not a demented Queen I can't I haven't figured that out yet if I had a Michael Anthony around me all of the time then I would be totally fine with it Michael come get me thank you when that happens for me hey right I'll be psyched Mariana is is big enough and looks old enough to sit in the to sit in the front seat yeah but she still gets in the back seat and I said what the hell am I a chauffer honey apparently do you want do you want to be chauffered yeah that would be nice okay put up the partition right leave me be and then I try to talk to her and she's got the headphones on and she's doing doing something and there's no communication funny you mentioned that good morning Dave back from the back anyway Michael I'm on my way uh good morning Lynn so funny that you had mentioned that because my children are famous for that they've always got their earbuds in and they never can hear me when I ask them to do anything but if it's something good they magically could hear oh is that funny through the headphones yes what's happening yep something cliff and I were talking about something about our um upcoming going away vacation and uh Lily starts talking I said five seconds ago when I asked you to do the dishes couldn't hear me at all well there was a l in my program oh oh and and it just happened to be during that LOL that you were talking about vcation when there was input for vacation I see it is her graduation present so okay and boy this this last two weeks we have changed the trajectory of our life completely okay last time we talked about this on Tuesday I think she was going in the Navy yeah no I don't know if that's going to happen Navy's gone now no it's not off the table completely so what's on well she got accepted to Westfield so I'm I'm getting like all kinds of inbox I'm very conflicted about this Westfield State Colin yeah yeah it's good old school my best friend died there I definitely have PTSD I'm like out of all the schools all the places that you just have this fascination with going to it's that one and why does she like Westfield I I think she really is digging the western Mass thing I'm like what about you Mass Amherst going to my or like go how about that how about other colleges in the area does it have to be that one um Amhurst is huge I know I know is there is there a happy medium somewhere anybody I mean they used to I don't know if they still do but she wants that western Mass life she's she's a farmer agriculture sit and knit paint paint for it just it would very much Vibe with the person she is well there all those um um I'm like what about Upstate New York like somewhere else no that's too much no I but on know western Mass there all those you know rich rich little girl schools she's not a rich little girl okay so we'll take those off the table that is not gonna happen tyana graduated from Springfield College it was nice see we could somewhere not there would be great what what um what else is out there American International I think is out there let's make a list is there still time to apply uh I don't even know she might end up on The Four se's Track because I hear it is going to be fee free next year that's what I've and that's really where she wants to start her life is with no expenses makes sense yeah right you know it took me forever to pay off my loans right takes everybody forever see and I I I wouldn't say luxury I paid for it with my body but I took what my military credits and didn't have to have loans so I had the GI bill I had my college paid for very different time oh all right good morning Mary Jane lb thanks for joining us sethy not one glam rock band at Coachella blah let's see I'm looking up schools in western Mass and I'm getting high schools western Mass Colleges and Schools here we go uh we have Greenfield Community UMass Smith Hampshire Mount Holio Amherst Western New England College see if she wants to be in western Mass we'll find her another place I just don't know why it has to be that one Springfield Technical Community College plus you know what their thing is they're the owls what what kind of mascot is an owl I mean a love owls they're kind of cool but as a mascot not very Fierce how about how about even Worcester there's all kinds of great schools in Worcester that's true that that's true you know there are other opportunities So and I've offered a million and five things and for what whatever reason she's digging the heels and I think it's because I'm like I'm against it oh okay so I think I just have to like Let It Go did you explain to her why though she knows okay it's really it's very bizarre well don't take it personal because she's I know because she's too good a kid not for you to take you know to to do it to somehow get in a Di and get a diing at you I don't know it's just really it's just very very odd to me the fascination with it yeah so I saw that Jennifer coolage is being tapped to do the Minecraft movie and apparently she is going to be dining at one of my friend's restaurants oh lety do well I was just really excited for she's like it's the reservation came in and I was like that's interesting I said I hope it's the real Jennifer coolage not a Jennifer coolage right because you know that that happens or somebody just puts out a famous name just to see right that would be fun yeah just to see if they get extra treatment has anybody ever made a reservation or a thing where they've checked in a someone else I'm just curious I don't know I don't think so I mean it's always fun to play pretend and be somebody else but that might be a really fun little not prank but yeah hey I'm GNA make reservations well one time I did have to make reservations for Nick Jonas and to explain to the people that we can't talk about the fact that Nick Jonas is going to be here at the specific restaurant on Cape Actually I don't even think I told them who it was I just said there's somebody of interest and I gave them some sort of ridiculous name yeah and then I don't think that they quite put it all together when Nick Jonas did in fact walk into the restaurant I thought that they were just like what is this real right yes it is yes it is and they're here that's who it is that's who it is Robbie on our team met Danny DeVito on a boat this week very cool Danny DeVito riding around on the steam ship very cool yep my daughter is at Smith and all of her fund is in Grants while your daughter is very smart well really is too in a different fashion there you go right just different all right nateon I see you over there what's up Nate we're gonna talk a little Sports the stage how are you what's going on folks how we doing this morning well apparently we got a new coach of the Patriots Yeah Gerard Mayo that's a good hire right there I'm excited for it do you so do you know where he he he kept calling Bob Craft Thunder nobody knows where that came from probably his player days if you think about it yeah I suppose because he also craft also said that um jard Mayo had this great line when they met you know Mayo goes well with graft kind of cute I like it cute good morning Patricia she said un is a world of its own I know I tried to get her to look at UNH she was not really there my niece went to UNH um Nate I really felt bad for you watching the um Steelers just not not do anything well Mason Rudolph gave us a shot and I think that him and Kenny picket are going to compete for the job next year I think Steelers have quarterback problems they GNA have to have a quarterback competition to see who is going to lead this team to the playoffs in the future should be interesting to see in the offseason you got the draft in the offseason coming up I'm going to look forward to that you know yeah when is the draft that's not till end of April usually around the last weekend of April we got pitchers and catchers first then the draft yeah okay that's how it usually flows I got my uh Xander Bogart's Jersey on right here one time rub it in what's going on talk to me I don't know anything think about sports well I know this I'm in the middle of two sports guys this weekend should be a lot of fun you're going to have the Texans and the Ravens play you're gonna have the Chiefs and the Bills play which who doesn't love a rematch of chiefs bills it's it's always a great game you got Josh Allen Patrick momes that's who they're going to circle here and it's going to be interesting I don't know if you guys will be tuning in but that's definitely something I'll be looking forward to this weekend we're doing pregame games day over at knockabout because I think the games are what 3 and six or something like that or 3 and 8 or in the afternoon so we're rolling 3 to six three and 6:30 something like that yeah so we're rolling out all the lemonade o tie Breakers over at knockabout Monkey tail putt putt and uh we've got a brand new pub game that we are going to be practicing for the first time werewolf so if you're interested in games and something fun to do prior to your games and you want to pick up a four pack or something like that for your game definitely swing on through knockout on Sunday we've got games Day games day and I'm looking forward to that good morning Kelly and Don thank you for joining us from the West Coast good morning Miss Emily Emily I am going to be calling you this afternoon because I need your assistance I think it's time how about the uh the Red Soxs they're G to have dead and story they're going to be the two remaining uh most popular players there and then youall still have Yoshida who they got last year and Yoshida didn't do bad problems I still I can't I can't wait to get into this with with with Nate when we do the Pod okay the Red Sox I just I just I just don't know this time right Hank is a regular Watcher of all of the games he's got his own little spot he's got his little Red Sox room in I grew up in Boston so I mean so I grew up with with all the Boston teams back with the exception of the Celtics back when they weren't any good right and I just feel like these Red Sox have the potential to be back to those 1960s not very good teams oh yeah that's a tough pill to swallow as a New Englander the Red Sox should have signed uh Igman nagma uh the the guy who's coming from overseas they should have looked at him for sure we'll take anybody can we win something that would be great thank they don't have pitchers that's why I throw it out there besides Brian Bale they don't really have nope an arm which has killed them the last couple Seasons because they've had hitters but they just haven't had the bullpen in that you look at someone like the Braves who as Ronald aunia Jr they got all their guys they drafted but their pitch and killed them in the playoffs and for a team like the Red Sox who are trying to build something you're going to not only need hitters but you're going to need a bullpen at the end of the day so that's something to watch for so this should not be the year that I want to go to see red so I always like to go to the red so it's always great to go to the game it's always great to to you know get to Fenway Park and wander around outside and get a and get a Sasha sandwich and then when you walk in and and I don't care how many times you've been and and you walk up the stairs and you see the green monster and you see everything it's a it is exciting it's a really cool experience to see it yeah you know if the team sucks well there only so much we can do about it you can do Susan are you joining us from Hawaii or are you home I don't even think we talked about it last I heard you were going to Florida then all of a sudden I see you in Hawaii I'm like what is she what tell your boy to put me on the list of the vacations I need to go as well good morning Tatiana thank you for joining us that Travis Kelce commercial two things at once did well his brother retired right how much older is his brother than him he's definitely got some years on him because I think it's probably like 10 years at least or oh okay so he's that much older oh yeah he's older yeah oh okay I didn't realize I I was like wow he's retiring is Travis gonna retire why wife made some cool jackets for uh Taylor Swift and Britney momes and all some other people too I thought that was actually pretty cool yeah I I feel like it's so surreal watching that whole thing go on and I apparently the coach is n none too pleased with Taylor Swift still is that a rumor or is that real well he's gonna have to deal with it if he's gonna have Travis Kelce on his team because that's a for real thing right there I think so too oh I think so too because because there's no competition between the two of them you know she's not no it's cute I mean she's not hooked up with some guy who you know is is less of a celebrity or or not a celebrity at all my favorite part is bopping into a a sports channel or Sports people talking about Taylor Swift right like it's just my favorite thing I was like a it's cute and you're talking about Taylor Swift right in sport you're dropping references at the same time right right I like it it makes me laugh makes my heart Happy Well if your heart is happy then thanks Hank what else is going on in the world of Nate what are you going to be talking to Hank about in your pod I think the bill I've seen something funny about Bill Bel as you know he recently interviewed for the Atlanta Falcons job yeah and I seen a meme that somebody put out that um when you go for a job interview they're like What's the most adversity you faced and it's like thinking about the 28 to3 thing where you could be like IAT you guys 28 to3 like like that's do you want to be reminded of that because that happened I mean granted it was Tom Brady and it was another time and I quit that game like 11 times I left every room we left the party I left I got the shower I'm like this game stinks oh Mari threw people out of our house we had we had people over to watch the game Mari threw them out of the house honest to God told them to get out we were at my buddy Tom's house we left we were we were at another friend's house I'm like the sticks I got to go somewhere where it's better and then I was like we're going home sitting at home watching him getting in the shower and that's when things happened so we washed off we started the game over for us that's a good that's a good ritual for a game right there like whatever it is you're doing get in the shower everybody wash it off okay I'll remember that gonna be taking a lot of showers watching the Red Sox this year sorry he Mar's like why are you doing in there G wash it off let's start again great all right Nate thank you so much for joining us and we'll look forward to your pod where do people find it well you can find Skinner Sports Network on uh YouTube right now I've been putting out some YouTube videos on this thing called riverside. FM it's where I can not only talk but I can share my screen and share information with people like what I'm talking about it's been a lot of fun I've been working on the NFL offseason right now of rebuilding some teams so look forward to that find me on YouTube on Nate Skinner it's a picture of me with a pink Nike hoodie and the microphone from the studios at the college so look forward to that subscribe like comment you can find me there and I'm going to start posting more on Apple and Spotify once I get some more segments going but right now it's just a brief creativity segment you know I love it thank you for joining us Nate always a favorite bye we'll see you in a little while Nate he's adorable wkkl is where you can listen to him also our College Station he sounds like a sports guy he's working on it and he really has like Leaps and Bounds and uh he's talking about going to a bigger University which I'm really excited about it so he's working really hard and I'm so excited to bring him on for sports like segments things I have no idea of I'm like oh Sports no I'm I'm happy he asked me to come on with him yeah it's gonna be fun it's nice and you guys can Vibe with that right it's just not not my jam I'm happy to talk about it though what is my jam though I got to talk about the Royals what the hell is going on over there Royal Pains yeah they're not feeling well Kate Middleton's got some stomach surgery coming up yes that's kind of scary they won't say what is they never do everything's tight lipped in Illuminati Secrets over there with the royal family the king however has yeah he has an enlarged prostate and and he's having a procedure done and he wanted it to be announced yeah because he he said he wants people to know he wants men to know that you have to pay attention to this stuff as we know right so so that was cool but the Kate Middleton thing she's out of action until Easter in the hospital for two weeks that doesn't sound like right canceling all of her engagements don't know what's going onor a minor procedure and she's a mom with very very busy boys that little one's keeping her busy oh I well I mean this they have nannies too that you don't see right I get it but they try to be as Hands-On as possible they really try and be regular parents yeah no they seem to and they they they seem to try to have like a regular household and and and minimize the involvement of a little bit of normaly for them yeah yes so the kids will grow up so we've got some Valentine's Day activities coming up and uh Valentine's Day I know right it's what February oh actually January it's less than a month away I guess so it is less than a month away and if you're single it's an awkward time so we are doing a single speed dating event it is going to be happening at Wicked restaurants I'm working on the show portion right now which is I feel like it's going to be fun regardless obviously we're this is for entertainment purposes only um and just be prepared to have a good time she's not trying to hook you up and she will be charged no Fe yeah right exactly thank you Hank you read through the line Diana I hope my daughter goes to that just to meet people or get out there you might meet a really good fun friend you never know it seems to be heavy on the female side right now so I would like a good mix of everyone there's a quick little Google form that I'm throwing out there just so we've got a a idea of who to expect that night that way we can prep for it okay but you will be leaving there with some sort of Valentine's Day gift Carly te will play on afterwards if you want to hang out at the bar mingle and hang out with other like-minded singles but we're really doing we're doing single meetups once a month at uh knockabout that's the last Sunday of every month and that is sponsored by hinge we're just trying to find mind this time of year when people are really alone a lot yes and really don't like to leave their house it's cold it's dark it's miserable people really are affected by being alone and even if you go out and meet some friends and do a craft you don't have to drink you don't have to pay for big bucks it's just nice to get out there and mingle and talk to people and be around people so we're trying to facilitate that is there an age fromit no over 25 okay really I I mean the younger 20-some you'll fine you got plenty of time plenty of time listen to Madam Stephanie you got plenty of time whole world is your oyster right there that's right right that's why I told my daughter my older daughter is actively she took her as vabs and is like in the process of her recruitment with the Navy right now that's great I'm like hey you might meet a man you know she like get out there there GNA be plenty of them on that ship I was going to say and she's out in an area where the Navy has a huge presence yes yes and there's you know she she'll up pick of the litter in there I remember when I my first Duty station there were 360 guys and there were four women and I was the only straight one of of like two of us so I was like where are we going married guys like what the hell what the hell you married what the hell oh my God so you couldn't enjoy the Bounty that was that was laid out before you no no just my eyes Hank Eyes Only okay well you enjoyed it a little that's it Susan said what a fun night I really hope you get to join us and I want to be working with you in some of your table tipping make sure you let everybody know where to go that's a fun activity to do regardless if it's table tipping yeah what's that so you're communing with the other side it's it's you got to see it okay it's it's very cool okay all right she does tea Le reading as well oh okay I'm got to tell you she was spot on my last two readings she was really good what's up Huck Huck is also getting ready to head out to Vegas and do a little boxing the month is full next month okay perfect uh kid just told me she's going to the dating thing to find I will find a sweet man for her guys highly encouraged to play Speed Dating with us like I said it's going to be a fun show regardless right no expectations guys no but it's going to be game show yeah so I'm looking forward to hosting that one of my friends Bren she was just like I'm going just cuz you're hosting okay she's like if I happen to get a guy in the process well that's that's okay too but I feel like you and Mario should get a table nearby just to watch oh we might just to watch you know although people might see me and think I'm the most interesting man in the world that's right and I could just screw the whole thing gonna have to get a stick with her fight off all the girls who's that guy over there sit there with my cigar and my Martini listen I went to one of those parties fairly recently it was odd oh really yeah my husband and I were both picked up I don't know this story how come when did you go it's one of the Christmas parties that we did ah and um it it was weird Cliff was like I feel very uncomfortable don't leave my side right who picked him up couple of ladies the appropriate okay so was appropriate anyway was it well I mean I mean I mean I shouldn't even said appropriate not to the point where she came over and was like you two sleeping together I'm like well we're married we're we're married that what I asked is what she said oh my Lord where were you no it was it was a club I don't I it was not the club for us apparently not wow uhuh yeah it's pretty clear you guys are married I mean that that's and even towards the end of the night one of the guy was like I saw you guys doing a little PDA you guys together yes but on the other hand on the other hand you should take it you should take it as a compliment I I just felt like fresh meat I didn't feel like it was a compliment well no no but I mean even even after how can I put this without this sounding stupid folks even after all these years sure you know people somebody tried to pick you up Ling Lynn said swing b b swing what's up Gloria oh my goodness oh yeah we were we were literally fresh meat it was it was interesting I got a call afterwards for a private party and I was like oh wear books a private party yes we books I put the price so ridiculous I got maybe in the summer well we won't mention the restaurant but there's a but there's a very popular the local restaurant everybody knows where the story is on Thursday night you throw your keys down in the bar I believe that did happen good morning Rebecca I've never seen it I've never been there at that time not there late at night I'm not de late at night I'm asleep by then I mean you are missing out apparently apparently I and they'd be very disappointed anyway I'm old dirt I saw a story today about pants on fire some guy was doing a prank yeah you know like light my rear end on fire oh and actually it lit himself on fire oh what an idiot have you ever had to use stop drop and roll in your entire life no don't you remember like those were the the two things growing up we had don't go by the train tracks and stop drop and roll and I don't know whether it's cuz we were in adab and at the time like we were by the train tracks and there was really no way to stop the kids from going on the train tracks right cuz every Everybody played on the train tracks far like we well we didn't listen kids we didn't have Netflix we had two TV channels we didn't have cell phones it's just a very different time I was reading a funny article about a woman who was born in 1982 and I was like even that's kind of on the other side of things yeah but she you know had the same memories growing up as most of us who straddled that line of never having any technology to all of the technology and where we are to today and uh the things she's trying to explain to her kids having Walkman having uh yeah just like just being out of the house having no choices and we did we found ourselves in trouble because we had no other things to keep us out of trouble with right I forget what it was Mariana asked me the other day Papa were you alive when oh my kids get a kick out of it well you were born in the 1900s F she of the 19 oh God I didn't think of it that was an born in the previous Century we were born in the 1800s uh Nate says honestly the pranks are getting out of hand these days because everybody's trying to be popular on social media 100% yeah you're right everybody it was I I was doomed scrolling yesterday while I was in the tub and I'm just sitting there rolling through rolling through and the amount of people that now believe that they're influencers or the amount of people that are selling you things everything's there's a there's a graft everywhere oh yeah in the real estate business snake oil salesman's all about us right we see we see in the real estate business all the time people who had a good year last year and now they're offering coaching Services just go away why is every yeah right why is everyone the expert now I don't know like you take a seminar and now and and now you're the expert I got sucked into a little bit of clickbait yesterday um Yale was offering some some classes and uh I was like all right well I'll check this out interesting you know hang out with some Yale grads and see what we learn here but then it turns out it's like a Udi sort of thing it's another thing and then you're on another link to somewhere else and then I'm looking at the bottom and it's like South Africa I'm like this is a scam right well I almost got scam this weekend and and you were one of the people who helped me out oh totally because I got a notice um on my on my Facebook page and also on in my mailbox on HootSuite that I use for for um for postings that I had used uh copyrighted material without permission and you know the website was gon my Facebook website was going to be suspended and Yad Yad Yad and it looked so damn official and I'm somebody who knows better right and I'm thinking holy poop I'm in trouble what did I I what did I use fortunately I tossed it out on Facebook hey you know has anybody seen anything like this before all day every day and you and everybody else but I've never even been in Facebook jail so so I've never seen any well then you haven't said anything good Hank I guess not but I've never seen anything that looks official from anybody saying I don't know what you get when you go into Facebook jail if you get an email if you get a notice if they just shut you down yeah they just shut you down like you're not going to get notices and stuff like that no see but I just didn't I just I just didn't know it is becoming such a big problem where people are dis uh disengaging messenger completely yeah because of so many scams and I feel bad I've got a couple of elderly clients and she freaks out on a daily basis what is this what is this just delete it just put it to spam don't click any of the links that are in it don't even open it and I'm I'm having these conversations pretty much daily with a lot of my clients that are just scared because they don't know what's going on and they operate their socials for their business whether it's a a BNB or a restaurant or whatever it is that that I'm working with them on and I'm like just don't touch any of the things do not open that do not go there and I might have to disengage the messenger because it's really where the scams are rolling in right now just to see if they'll get you when you're tired when you're not having an off moment when somebody stay away from the light and Bobby says I'll leave another comment for $5 thanks Bobby well you know the other the other big concern now is with this being an election year AI yeah and the stuff that people are going to be able to you know post I mean they do it already but it's gonna you know go up a thousand perc of taking little bits of people's speeches and and piecing them together and all of a sudden you know you see a 30- second clip of Biden saying this Trump saying that and they never said it but it's all pieced together and it looks really hey I heard he said he's trying to get rid of all ATM fees under $3 don't they never did anything for us right or eliminate the multi you know I understand late fees or or overdraft fees can be expensive but I'm sorry at some point there's got to be a penalty because there are people who do it constantly you know if you're just you some regular over schub and you oh God I you know overdrafted my checking account should I be penalized a million dollars no probably not but if I do it constantly yeah I should yeah well some of the banks are a little excessive oh yeah if you will Nate say co co got these people thinking crazy out of pocket time to go back to the 2000s Blackberry right right ah the good old days and all these people think that they can be part of the gig economy that they're somehow going to make money by just being on their computer and being an influencer and all of that well they are they are making making enough money to survive that's the thing what's enough money for some people right it's a it's a very different space it's a different landscape not quite sure exactly what they're influencing or selling but everybody's selling something this day and age but eventually whatever it is you're selling it's gonna you're not gonna be able to sell it anymore and then what are you gonna do I don't know I have hope for the Next Generation celebrities are making babies left and right I saw Jenna danan is pregnant again baby number three uh Josh Mall just had another baby like 50 I don't I'm not there I'm not ever going to be like wow I need to have another baby at 60 I'll happily Foster I know Cliff is like shaking his head absolutely not no one of my girlfriends is a foster mom and she's been trying to get me into the program and I would I would love to be a foster for a little bit just to help out just to get my baby fixed and then to give it back I think you would get too attached I I don't know how people Foster probably I I I I couldn't do it I'd get I'd get too attached and I couldn't I couldn't give them back I just couldn't do it and then you end up trying to adopt them and then all of a sudden you've got you know a younger family again I'm not doing it I'm not going back I already did this twice I'm good checking out Diana some man this morning told me that he survived by buying and selling Legos I don't even understand how you can make enough money off a living doing that I I wonder if it's the same company because there's one company that just sells Brick by Brick Legos because people have these big expensive Lego sets that they're missing things from right and so yeah you can buy and sell bricks of Legos or bags of specific types of Legos do you imagine what are you in Legos yeah build my Lego Empire I have a friend who's one of those who's one of those people that build these imense Lego things that it's impressive oh yeah I wouldn't have the patience my God I'd kill myself no I've thrown them all away the amount of Legos I think that there was one time where my kids just filled up the tub with Legos they're just Legos everywhere and once again let's go back to the question of the day what's the worst thing you've ever stepped on we've all stepped on Lego with a Barefoot absolutely the worst Legos Jacks uh glass yep all those things no the Legos are the worst they so painful little stabby guy in Sho and your heel no thank you y and as far as the uh the political commercials or comedy in itself of itself well the are they the New Hampshire primary is next Tuesday and then we should be rid of them for well but then that's not gonna stop super Tuesday is March 4th and well Ronda santz has already given up on New Hampshire and he's moved on to whichever one of the Carolina cities R Swami bailed right he's out now yes okay so so it's just Trump and it's Nikki Haley so it's going to be it's going to be interesting I mean the numbers seem to indicate that if it was Biden versus Haley Haley would win but she's GNA get by Trump and she's not gonna get by Trump apparently and then you get Trump Biden again and and you got one old guy versus another old guy Diana says I like the Sasquatch political ad I haven't seen it yet yes yes that's a good one that's the um there's a there's a congressman I think his name is Dean Phillips who's running against President Biden I don't I don't know why but President Biden has skipped New Hampshire oh so it's a Sasquatch you know you can find you're looking for Joe Biden and whatever and it's good it's clever I mean the guy ain't gonna win but it's clever but don't you get money towards your campaign like if you run and whatever I mean you've run for political offices before you get donations you can you can you know build up your your campaign fund yeah and then you can do other things with it as long as it's campaign related well I I feel like that that's the only the money that's going to be happening for for a lot of radio and television right now they're like we love political season bring us all of your money in a basket thank you I mean I believe I believe you still have to give them the lowest rate on the card uh whatever it is that used to be the rule yeah but if they're buying all of it oh they're buying oh yeah it's crazy it's yeah it's just money in a basket season for you right right can't stand it I I can't tell you the last time I watched a commercial all the same I can't tell you the last time I listened you the most interesting thing is you can go anywhere in the country and you can take a look at a um at a commercial in New Hampshire for a a local New Hampshire race you can go to Nevada and see the same damn commercial right insert different person insert different person right I mean the the lack of creativity is appalling well that's it they don't have time for that they're running they're running a race right and they're the same commercials go back and look at the commercials from four years ago the same commercials where you will not hear commercials lemon Ado lemon ado.com download the app Roku TV Alexa play lemon Ado radio no commercials no politics just fun but didn't somebody call you last cycle seems to me I remember you talking about that I've had several calls they wanted to advertise yeah yep no do you remember who it was I do it was somebody National right yeah yeah I just I passed mhm I'm just not interested in that I don't want to hear it I don't want to it's divisive to me it's stressful to me and I just don't want to be that person so I will we'll make our money otherwise I you we've chosen a harder way and that's okay at least I'm I'm okay with the quality of what it is and I'm trying not to be polarizing towards anything right now we all just need like a little spot of joy and lemon Ado is my little spot of Joy so I will stay here there you go with my games and my Tom foery and my no commercials right and and and and playing Madam absolutely the speed dating host with the most Madam Stephanie I was having a conversation with one of my girlfriends I went to high school with over the weekend when I was in Newport and she's just like you just need to be doing something bigger I don't know why you're just not going for the bigger thing like I I appreciate that right I really do I love that you are so supportive and wonderful but at this moment in time you know we've got the kids we've got I'm I'm not throwing myself into any Spotlight at this point in time right and you kind of did the bigger thing I'm good I mean you were I mean you still are I mean everybody knows who you are everybody knows what station that's a big fish in a small pond though it's very different yeah but that's okay though because you because you were doing what you wanted to do yeah right and that's the thing in the end you know one of the things I used to tell my students years ago when I taught when I toau broadcasting and everything was as long as you're doing what it is you wanted to do doesn't make any difference what Market you're in right yeah never mattered I was I was never a market Seeker right but you know a lot of people in our business were Market Seekers yeah yeah every there's there there's all kinds of different narcissists that we work with right I mean they they weren't going to consider themselves a success until they crack right got this Market went to this to the top 20 but it's okay being you know a big deal in ASU you know what it made me sad though is that they didn't have a personal life they weren't married or they they you know they divorced seven times and living out of a paper bag just to get that chance just to get that opportunity it's very much like show business you know it's very much like giving up everything for this other thing I mean you have to decide what the thing is that you want in your life and just do that right and that's why I decided I'm done Diana asked if we meant to color coordinate today we did not no we did not good too funny good morning Lauren I'm gonna be doing the show on Wednesdays from all places spaces for a few weeks oh cool I know we'll test it out we test drive I'm very excited to see what you've been working on over there she's got Cubbies with local Artisans she's got an adult Lounge where you can go and have a membership and a place to find people to play games with or companionship or and where are they located they're right in bour okay so uh I'm I'm pretty pump for her to have her space and to have the room to create all of her art she is a fabulous person and Lauren I'm really excited for you it's exciting it's exciting times for places for sure thanks Bobby I've had husbands from multiple nationalities what oxygen just over the bridge oh my God absolutely hysterical I like what's happening in our chat over there you guys continue on yeah just ignore us I love it that makes my heart super happy it's good what's going on with h today 125 Main Street Buzzards Bay is where Lauren is located thank you Lauren um this afternoon since it's Thursday it's date night so we are looking at the top movies of the week and there are some bees have you heard about the the book of Charlie no it's like number four or number five it it's set in 33 ad think about that for a minute and it involves or at least it begins with Charlie having a chariot race with Mary Magdalene and losing but he needs the money because he owes people money and then the fun ensues I'm down for it and one of the producers I watch it and one of the producers is Jay-Z I'm definitely gonna watch it now I mean I'm like re really and then there's the beekeeper which is another there were some really interesting movies yes on the roster this week you know you're sitting next to like the biggest weirdo you've ever met in your life I don't know why you haven't noticed that but I'm so down for it I'm like is it weird is it strange is it off I want it bring it to me I need to see it I mean the book of when when I was reading about the book of Charlie and and and talking and you know I'm going to talk about it is I I thought about Monty Python and the Holy Grail just gone berserk love it I mean that was ridiculous in its day it's still ridiculous today oh no no no no it was mtip on the Holy Grail it was the Life of Brian I either way they were all ridiculous Fish Called Wanda that whole vein that whole troop of right comedians they were British and they were weirdos and we we were so there for it it was something different to watch and if you're younger and you don't know what we're talking about watch all of it watch all of it it's hilarious right British humor though so so you got to be ready for British humor what do you mean rtb what did rtb say he said there's that raggedy end voice again ragged I didn't know ragged an had a voice uh well no I gave her a voice when him and I were doing Carnival and we were dressed as raggedy an and Raggedy Andy and we were doing the live commentary for the parade at carnival and I don't know why I just decided to get in some sort of character as rtb was my brother and it was I you know me oh I missed that one oh well you can definitely watch it it's still on our YouTube channel just in case you want to watch the whole I remember seeing you guys dressed up and everything and and and I I didn't I did I didn't know it was that complicated he was raggedy Randy we were in Province Town Randy oh he was Randy of course you have to be Randy at me all right whatever yes not there's anything wrong with that I love it poly Shore is getting ready to sweat to the old e as the actor and comedian plays fitness icon Richard Simmons oh Lord I am so if there was anybody more perfect for a role it is PA shore being Richard Simmons I I can see it already he better do a bang up job I'll will be very disappointed if it's not good I was obsessed with Richard Simmons oh a lot of people were obsessed my mother watched sweat to the oldies while she was like sitting and snacking like she didn't actually sweat to the oldies I got up there and I was absolutely jamming out I loved that was my fascination with the 60s and 50s music because that's what it was spat into the oldies and I just fell in love with that genre of music because of Richard Simmons right and Richard Simmons himself have disappeared oh rtb he's been vying for it for quite a while and good for him it's perfect oh and poly sh as Anthony Weiner that was also he was very good I he's pretty underrated right he he pops up every now and then well did you know that his M his mom Mitzy was the one who had the Laugh Factory no so yeah like he he grew up with famous comedians constantly and uh like just really was always in that vein oh okay Lauren and now you can't lose the voice do the raggies have a bear or a dog we had both thanks thanks Greg I feel like you came up in conversation this week on one of our shows I've missed you well that was an interesting little look you got Greg that one's for you you donkey um all right so you've got your lunchtime show yep what's going on for jazz I know I just added a few new jazzes we are we are introducing some um new performers who are um uh performing traditional songs in their own way for example this weekend we're gonna introduce sir Raj Stewart very exciting to Classic Jazz I don't know how that that's gonna work but you'll see you'll see listen we we found some pretty cool um some pretty cool new performers that are because I know Mari is a huge fan of Sir Rod Stewart so anyway you can work it in there I know yeah oh I know yeah and it actually he has a he has a he has a whole album um I'll talk about it on Sunday H well I'm looking for into that yes and I'm sure Mari is too I love that she roasted you the other day for listening to your own show I thought that that was great well no it no no no no no no no no we used to call it an air check right right and and and an air Check used to be when old days in radio you you you'd run a a tape recorder and you would record yourself and and the tape recorder would start every time you turn the mic on so then you could play it back um yourself critique yourself and you program director right like once a month would you know randomly ask you to do an air check of oh you're on this afternoon I want an air check and then you'd sit down and the program director would would go through it with you so we can't do that anymore so you just have to kind of listen to yourself every now and then I just you brought back a very traumatic memory for me of an air Che G bad and I'm not going to say who but they are currently still on the radio here on Cap Cod and she brought me into her office puts in my tape plays a couple breaks takes the tape out puts a tape of her in presses play that's how you do it oh you must have been so tempted to go over the desk at her oh my Lord that would that was that's what you're not supposed to do with an air check folks I'll never forget it it makes me laugh to this day wow they you know they had to fall from from their space and eventually came back to radio and still in radio right now but it was one of the most hysterical horrifying moments of my life Wow Wow and yes when I listen to the radio I mock absolutely everybody that's on it because I know they're all fake F fake fake fake right and you don't even live here in most cases in most of the radio stations across across I figured out a how to fix those excellent we reset the board very good I like they're working again yay I know so if yeah you can join Hank later on this afternoon yep on the weekend for our Jaz show I've got to give a shout out to one of our fabulous sponsors Ten Pin eery Ryan's family Ten Pin eery it is located in the mall we are teaming up we've got gift cards at absolutely all of our shows stock 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