AJ, Josh & Stephanie

what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephan was terrible at this book I really Su at book CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual I just had a visual I he proud of it okay I'm just dealing with the the major crisis of the morning I need prom ticket money by lunchtime drop it off how how much is prom ticket money $130 $130 you can buy half a dress for that no you can't even buy half a dress for that because her $900 prom gown now has a hole in the rear end and I have to take it to the seamstress today and make sure we can patch that up before promise just so just sew it yourself get get the sewing kit at CVS for $4 Dollar Tree it's a125 mother mended mother approved it's not great A Stitch in Time Will Save nine especially with the needle fun this is gonna be my week all week long Hi how are you good morning everybody I've got AJ I've got Josh couple of comedians walk into a Morning Show and this is what we've got today this is great camera angling now we can see the floor too sorry uh whenever I watch us I say hey something's missing if only I could see the rug I don't have time to fix it today it's been one of those freaking days okay this is how this whole week is going to go because I'm trying to get stuff done and I'm not in a good space to get it done I've got wisdom tooth out surgery on Wednesday on you on me yeah okay so I'm like I'm not I'm woefully unprepared to get anything done this week at all we have the happy sandwich me on the outside you at the outside and the misery in the middle that's it well I feel like that's how you have to sandwich things misery in the middle everybody you got nothing J you gotta wake up Josh has accepted his fate good morning everybody I'm saving up all my anger for next one Josh just be happy we could see the floor now why are you saving shut your mouth right now if you so help me God make me get up and fix this camera angle you know what I'm gonna you you do bad jokes and I'm GNA fix the freaking camera no the camera's great the camera's great I've only been giving compliments this whole time but you could have vacuumed I mean Jesus it's a nightmare okay this the studio is a nightmare is that a quaalude on the ground from 1960 that was the last time you vacuumed it was here when she bought the house surprisingly not the first qualude conversation I've had this week so it's been a fun week so you interviewed Cosby oh my and you say hello America oh my God so in case you've never seen these two guys on our show you have definitely come to the right place on a Monday this is Josh Adams this is AJ hey Penney and they are from paperback comedy uh our couple of local favorite comedians that like to pop over the only ones you could get listen you're the best ones and now you're here so thank you we're here CA Brian glowaki said no I gotta have Brian on at some point you you should because July 21st uh I'm gonna be yeah I'm gonna be opening for him at the melody tent and it's a 75% sold out right now isn't that incredible talk about betting on yourself yeah and he he did right yeah and he brought you along for the ride which is kind of cool that was a mistake on his part so in Cas I'm just gonna bury everybody we like that he's gonna walk the whole venue I hope you do I let's divide the room right now Gaza Palestine he'll tear a chair how you doing Josh how's the mood for you oh God about average yeah yeah I'm really happy right now can't you tell is that it no it's actually I was having this conversation with my husband over the weekend and I don't know why uh because he's just been very involved in what is happening in the world as far as our campuses um just the whole politics of it all like deep diving into where this hatred came from and I'm like I don't think we have time for the we we do not have time for we got to go back thousand story right like literally trying to get into the origin we only have to go back to 1947 that's where it all started I mean most people who will make that argument will actually say 48 because and it's weird like you hear people online they're all like this all started on October October 7th and people will be like oh it started in 48 it's like it doesn't matter when and how it started it's just bad and it's not good the sentiment on college campuses right now very difficult for a mom over here who's about to you know take all of our savings and give it to my daughter to go to a college campus and I don't even know what the hell is happening over she's she's gonna be in a camped tent in front in front of Campus where where is she planning on going she's going locally so it's fine but I'm like very concerned as to the culture what's happening how is this going on and moms and dads cannot be pleased about their kids in these universities and and what is happening no fores is better than Harvard now right we said so right here 100% 100% And that's an endorsement right yeah we're doing it what hundreds of thousands of dollars less too so well there was a funny story in um in the news today that made me laugh out loud so there is this guy in Philly his name is Rob Martinez and he started to gofund me to hire a mariachi band to play for 24 hours next to the protesters just to see if it would make them leave and they got 46 Grand this man of mas I I think I think the students will stayed because we said oh that's uh that's Gaza music and they're like oh we're with you brother yeah most of them would know the difference I it's just truly upsetting I don't know know what other way to say it it's just awful if if they wanted if they wanted the students to go away why not hire either they would do it for $46,000 six bucks and a drink I wanted you to know ju just just just play the whole Punisher 2004 soundtrack is that is that Finger 11 oh where did they go I I I other other than WWE's can's theme song I couldn't name you another uh Finger 11 song right it was just a bad part of the 90s oh uh n 90s into the butt Rock early 2000s yeah good times everybody shout out to butt Rock whatever that is agel will be singing at least three more butt rock songs by the time today you wel welcome into Monday everybody butt Rock for all hey it's my Niche any opportunity how are we doing today we're barely surviving Emily but thank you happy birthday to you we're surviving Emily we're surviving I was drinking earlier but now I'm driving Emily had her first Mother's day yesterday hey happy Mother's Day I saw a cute picture of you and your mama yeah she's adorable yeah yeah my my mom's the best yeah dude Christine Hurley used to see her at Joan Fabrics all the time when she was uh over over at the Plymouth location yeah and now she got moved to Dartmouth I know it's awful but she do a little more driving or Christine does she wants to go shop she she like AJ where's your mom where is she I'm like I'm sorry Christine she she got uh deported I mean transferred uh to Dartmouth horrible yeah you are a rotten human being I hope everybody had a lovely Mother's Day I got a break of all the things that I had to do only I woke up this morning to actually have to do them still so I don't really understand um how Mother's Day works it's just a pause on the things you're gonna have to do eventually what did you guys do yesterday so that I worked I was at knockout a little bit yesterday we did some planting I was supposed to go to a farming thing and then that was I got the day wrong and then we went out to dinner so there was that nice and saw lighthouses and I made my kids take awkward family photos that they absolutely hate as teenagers and that made me joyful that's why you do them in the first place absolutely I you better put a smile on your face do you even have kids if you're not taking awkward photos with them exactly this is Forever This is for posterity I did laugh and my son did clean his room um and I I have to share this photo with you because I thought it was really quite magical uh he's like this is party your Mother's Day gift I clean my room how old is he again he's 15 and uh his room usually smells like a goat a gaming goats room um smells like Tom Brady what up we'll get to that roast in a minute but my favorite was his use of duct tape in uh display so he's displaying one of his basketball jerseys that was on a just regular plastic hanger that he duct taped to the wall uh it it was I was impressed I actually laughed out loud and had to take a photo of the moment because I appreciated it dud just use a Milwaukee and put in some screws please don't don't encourage power tools that's exactly that's right you want to get your deposit back you you are a Filipino woman don't put a holes in my walls I've got enough problems around here that's G be a song don't put holes in our walls thank you we need to get the $700 deposit bag no this whole house is a dump of a deposit oh my God so many projects we have to do we had to get like all of the bathroom together our j1's arrived this week the poor things the J ones our J so we've got two J1 girls that are that are living with us for the summer oh okay Cy and Tiffany they're sisters um and they were really excited to get their job until they realize they have the night shift at Duncan which stops them from working at a restaurant on the night shift right so their choices now are like stocking shelves that Stop and Shop overnight you know what I mean they have to like figure out how to make up the money that they were planning to get when they were working in a restaurant so I do feel bad for them they'll figure it out they'll be all right yeah um especially doing the overnights I used to do the overnights uh as as well at stoper shop uh Walmart Kmart yeah um like they're out there if you're if you you know want to just get some money and and not deal with people I feel like it's an ideal spot for you yeah and and BJs which is not what I thought it was when I signed up oh yeah you were sadly disappointed were you AJ we got comedy shows coming up this week Christine Hurley as AJ was alluding to is going to be here at knockabout on Thursday very funny comedian she is just she you gotta see her she's the goat she's goated yeah well how do you make the goat like where did this Tom Brady roast come in by the way come in what what do you mean who decided like this needs to happen uh Jeff Ross and Tom Brady themselves okay Tom Tom Brady saw Jeff Jeff Ross at a festival he's like hey what if I got roasted sometimes y and then four years later it finally happened okay because there were there were talks at doing this in like early 2020 but we know with history we know what happened it was the Joe Biden disease that happened uh that stalled everything right right it's kind of a waste if Tom Brady has to wear an n95 like all the comedians it was pretty it was longer than I thought it would be longer than kind of needed to be they could have cut out some football people like we didn't need grank to talk we we we did we didn't we didn't need him like I I they booked so many football players Drew bledo was the only one that really worth Dam yeah no bledo was by far the best of the football I was absolutely blown away as to how good bledo was timing he had a whole sort of comedy like personality he with his his scotch and just like oh his wine from his Winery he he he made the he made the rest of the athletes look bad and I you none of you have to be here J Julian Edelman opening with the Hamas joke that was that was good I I'll give I'll give I'll give him that uh but Drew Drew bledo was the uh was the best one as far as the Comedians and overall Nicki Glazer oh my goodness BL best set of the night Tony Tony H Cliff coming in with a hot second yeah Hing Cliff was was on fire they could have they they could have not given Dana White the minute and I would have been fine with that but uh HFF I think I think he did that to like promote his stuff so like oh yeah that's the guy from Kill Tony or oh I'll watch kill Tony yeah so if anything that benefits him more than it does the show yeah having having having Dana White on listen up you libtards yeah Nicki Glazer just came out on fight like she was so so good well other than other than Jeff Ross she's been like the longest uh R raining roaster there yeah like she's been doing it for the public ones for 10 plus years yeah and then so with a fiveyear absence of roasting um you you're just you're just dying to do something uhuh so so like during during the pandemic and like even slightly before that they were doing historical roasts on Comedy Central and which was what a waste of time it was uh oh my God that was terrible ex except for seeing Gilbert Godfrey dressed as Hitler was I hated it oh um n Nicki Glazer as Kurt Cobain was kind of funny but it had its shelf life yeah re realistically and I thought well we need to go back to roasting real people yeah it it was just really it was good a little long for me Kevin Hart was funnyish he did he did he did a decent job yeah right like how do you even host how do you even Wrangle those cats you know what I mean like you've got just like an absolute circus you need to kind of mind yeah especially grank just pulling out all the stuff yeah just pull out the ring that I was saving the end you idiot and it was kind of cute with the Bell I don't know the difference between Oran shot glasses you brought the shot glasses right just bring up the things that you brought do you think they were actually drinking real booze yeah definitely you think even with craft and Bill yeah it's craft after all I love he's been pickled forever Jonathan where's my shoes where's where's Jonathan grank I love you Jeff Ross did the massage joke and then Tom R like no you can't no you can't do that you can talk trash about my wife in fact trash her all day but but my former owner no yeah right there was plenty of uh trash talk and of jaizelle that was really the highlight of the night yeah like if Bob Craft got a massage from a jiujitsu instructor it yeah no one threw that that that would have been good good morning Cindy thanks for joining us on the show we've got Josh Adams AJ hey peny couple of comedians walking into the studio and we're doing a Monday Morning Show this is how it rolls I don't know what you guys have got going on this week but we've got plenty of events for you events on cape.com is where you can find them I need to start adding your events to ours just so that we we know when you haven't been this whole time sorry sir Emily right on top of that right right we post all your stuff you don't you don't even know what my last name is it's in the morning yeah thanks man even know we're friends on Facebook I messaged you this morning right I don't even know I don't know who she is uh what Josh so where did your roasting come from whose idea was this yes Miss in the morning is asking you all right uh originally we were going to do a roast for the one the only Chris hoton sweet sweet Chris our own baby reindeer oh my God don't that movie gives me PTSD the show we we were gonna do a roast for Chris hoton but he didn't understand how the format works and we tried to explain it to him like all right everyone roasts you then you roast them back at the end and he couldn't figure it out and or didn't want anyone coming to it for some reason yeah he said I'm not gonna invite my friends and family to it that's not the point it's supposed to be a magical moment where you're embarrassed in front of your whole entire family that's how it goes exactly lay it out I I even invite did my girlfriend's jiu-jitsu instructor perfect so it's going to be over at our good friend Cliff's House of hatchets and you can watch Josh Adams get roasted by his friends I love yep 10 10 10 bucks 10 bucks and you get to see this man roasted I love it I feel like I get to see you you're never roasted you're never the content which I'm I'm I would actually pay 10 bucks to see what your friends had to say about you you how sick is out of me you got to come on a night where like uh either AJ is hosting or like he goes after me okay that that was that was the for that's kind of what started this whole thing between me and AJ like when we first started going on the road we would it would usually be like me Nester and AJ Nester would go first and then I'd go and then AJ would go and if I'd have a really good set AJ would spend the first like five minutes just [ __ ] on me nonstop like every not the way that I saw it how did you see it I see it as me complimenting you for like three minutes yes compliments under the guise of talking about every single thing that you could think of my personality or my jokes or or Judaism or I don't know I've never said a Judaism joke in my life never not not one he yells free Palestine during every one of my sets that was just one has nothing to do with the Judaism probably so it's only 10 Buck to see Josh getting roasted when is that show gonna be it will be Wednesday the 22nd at House of hatchets in hyan 800 pm and if you want to come beforehand and throw some hatchets uh Cliff the owner he's he's setting up a perfectly good uh projector thing if you wanted with with a bunch of different Josh faces throw axes at we can axe you in the face yep different versions of you do you have a lot of AES do I should we invite them all well the ticket sales are there well you the ticket sales are there inviting Josh's xes you'd have to do that through a Ouija board I am so sorry I am so sorry Josh I had to I would be sorry very happy if she show so sorry I don't know I'm just throwing it out all right dead ex-girlfriend jokes we're [ __ ] good yeah we are on a roll wow it was it was really funny we we I'm crying we did a show in hardford with uh this this comedian uh aasha May she's awesome I absolutely love her and we got her to to jump on yeah and I had just done my bit and I did a a joke about my dead ex yeah and afterwards because we had just asked her to do the thing she's probing me for information but just asking me questions about the bit to see if it and oh she she passed really did so did you drive her too it you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] wow I'm so happy we got you on this wow I feel a little bit better now but not not much I gotta tell you sorry I stepped in it I did like your comment though thank you we all know now leave that one off the table oh no everything's fair game just just know that I I will retaliate and it will not be proportional okay perfect this is how I like it 90% of his stuff is going to be on me AJ I've been waiting for this day oh is that how you're going to open up please do uh you know it depends on your reaction to what I said yeah I'm I'm gonna kind of jump I don't know if I would ever be good at a roast I wouldn't know what to do with myself just stack it on up he's got his notes he's ready to go oh yeah you had the lineup come up oh yeah no so here where's the lineup great with social media you know that Josh is can't be good at everything great fingering what Nester Mato leg Lloyd Legacy sharp Chris hotton uh Emy YK aash uh am I miss Sam Buck Sam Buck yeah the great Sam Buck oh good so there'll be plenty of people yeah yeah we have a good old time at your expense what time does the show start House of hatchets 800 PM next Wednesday yep and if you 10 bucks if you want to come a little early you could throw axes at Josh's face L yeah right no please don't I we don't need any real trauma we have plenty of that to go around honestly I'm indifferent might improve things we don't know have at it my favorite thing to do is when I get these two in the studio is to go over the news of the day because I I just like to see your reaction see how much fun you can have with it I mean it's kind of like a roast you're reacting to the situation that is in front of you right there no comedy on fire that yeah that's that's that's that's more personal yeah it's more more standup than anything the the the roast is uh generally well- written material or written I guess I could your planned your reaction to it though isn't or is it well like the the way the way the way R roast go it's like like in battles there'd be you know one person does a joke and the first P the next person will like clap will clap back on that joke and then follow that with the joke that they wrote so there's something kind of more uh like in the moment clap acts yeah and then the and then the the written stuff yeah so it's a nice combination of that there's going to be stuff that's kind of fluid like you do a joke off me and like in the spot I might write something yeah that coincides with that or or is like kind of reciprocal of whatever so it's not totally improv is it's there's there's a loose script no no cuz we we know the line if you think the roast of Tom Brady was improv oh it definitely wasn't they had prompters they had teleprompters I was curious if they even wrote their own jokes yeah it it'd be the same thing but we don't have teleprompters we have our own freaking freaking notes we're holding up our notes from our phone hold on I got to go one for some some some people probably like uh Jamie would be like can I get a hot spots awesome well I'm looking forward to that house of hatchets next Wednesday for the roast of Josh Adams come early and hurl some hatchets at the faces of Josh um so I saw that we have Planet Fitness prices going up $10 a membership isn't that the draw of Planet Fitness you too can spend $10 to go get a shower and get a massage that's basically what it is at Planet Fitness For $10 membership I I I go to Planet Fitness three to four times a month to shower I right it's uh it's it's very convenient for me the black membership which I pay uh 26 bucks a month while you're traveling yeah and um I've very very rarely used it to work out as you can see uh summerbody ready thank you thank you Stephanie um but I used it for the massage chairs I I used it for the shower between my husband he's like I'm going to the gym I'm like you're not going to the gym you're going there to get a massage and sit in the tanning light for a minute to feel like a human being in the winter around here hey thank you thank youit hey they took away the they took away the pizza machines and then they just turned them into the tanning beds Dorian says for Budget reasons Q cards are being utilized perfect during your roast yeah you hear that Dorian you're using are you holding them yes Dorian is holding them so even if there's an overlap in jokes he's still gonna you didn't say it so I'm not turning the card I'm not turning it we're staying here until it's been said we're buying 5,000 cards giant ones perfect so we're we're going to hold them for Chris for sure that finish all right yeah I was wondering you hear that hoton well the two times I have seen hoton he has literally not finished jokes and then left the stage I I don't there was two times it's happened twice I didn't know if that was the thing I didn't know if that was your routine I say it lovingly but it's also true do you guys like grocery stores no nobody likes gr anyway like no I want to hear what you had to say about grocery stores it goes but they didn't Laugh at My setup did that slap pick up on the definely it was good it was solid solid it it picked up pretty good um L the first thing that we're telling our students yeah so finish your joke the ru sorry like the punchline is like a backup plan serious I didn't mean it but it is I did tell Tru things sorry shout out shout out to our good friend Chris H we're just preparing for getting it ready we're just we're just getting it ready we'll just pretend it's all his new baby's fault and that he wasn't not finishing jokes before it's baby brain we'll blame the baby brain I'm just trying to make him mad so he actually writes some jokes for perfect got to fire him up um just like Justin Bieber's new Madam to so's waack statue is now sporting a Baby Bjorn because I don't know if the world is ready for a Bieber baby I don't think we're ready they should also have like a a a puffy wax doll but with a Baby Bjorn with Bieber in it I wonder what he's going to name the baby and Frank Bieber oh my God cuz I know that she'd be a believer listening to old Bieber albums in the Attic I'm going to Amsterdam I'm actually going to that museum speaking of which did you did you see they they have to hide the anrank statue there's like a statue they have why because they're worried about people like vandalizing it or destroying that makes me so sad she has been dead for 80 years old and she's still [ __ ] hiding it's crazy yeah that's weird and awful at the same time just very bizarre time in the world right now yeah people in Amsterdam should just smoke some weed and relax they do don't they all all of them they do all of the things speak well that'll lead us into our Florida crime over here because uh we've got a special Florida crazy crime update for you uh because just even his mug shot is very menacing like he this this dude looks like the cop and Batman Begins oh yeah he's like eating a taco taking out the tip jar the guy who was in uh Sons of Anarchy same guy yeah right yeah yeah yes Bobby Elis guy yes he looks like Bobby Elvis so a man fueled by an extensive cocktail of party drugs attacked a cop at a music festival and bit a large chunk from the officer's head exposing the victim's skull bone well first of all that's that's crazy because what part party drugs like if you think of any party drugs I've ever heard of cocaine ecstasy anything like you can't eat anything so let me tell you what he was on it was a mix of LSD ketamine mushrooms ecstasy and PCP I think it was just the PCP portion that got to the skull okay it was totally a wrong combo that I thought that's all of the combo that's the whole thing I thought it was going to be cat tranquilizers qu udes and bath salts no this guy ordered a Fisherman's Platter of drugs a casery board a white trash casery board 61 280 pounds on this kind of cocktail Jesus he had the drug poo poo platter for two 100% all of them like I've never seen anything like it before in my life it was during the confrontation at where he bit the deputy and removed a large portion of Flesh exposing his skull bone I love how this is a big deal to us but but but if you told but if you told someone in Orlando then florid just another Tuesday just you know this this it was a music festival I mean oh wait wait what uh what kind of music was playing the soulfest the soulfest like the SunFest I don't know it doesn't seem like an EDM kind of crowd that you would bite a spell off people he's just biting him to to the to the to the hry I'm like channeling my inner Darude by saying sandor he's running away to it usually Rave people are like you know the love and peace kind of people they're like hello my name is mango I'm a Healer I'm holding a giant unicorn on a stick like come with us this is where the fun stuff is plus if they need to chew on something they usually bring their own like pacifiers somebody give them some Tic Tacs or gummy or something I don't know lot of gum you you you run into chicks with more armpit hair than that's on their head and like you you don't expect those those drugs to be distributed no it was peace and love not PCP this guy got it wrong so just Florida being Florida as far as we're concerned I did see that toys are asses on the com back 39 new Toys R uses but only in the UK yeah Jeff Jeffrey's coming back man he's coming back stronger than ever heard it's just weird why are we revamping toy stores that didn't make a profit dude uh let's bring back Child's World while we're at it and KB Toys I loved KB Toys nobody ever told us what KB Toys stood for rest in peace and it's now a 10 pin yeah yeah it is yeah which by the way will be on Thursdays if you're looking for trivia you can find a s 10 pin Steve bumi got his clock cleaned really what happened Steve bami so in New York the new thing is to be punching completely innocent people and walking away oh like uh like they did to Rick Moranis a couple years ago yeah he's the latest victim over the weekend that punched him in the eye black guy they got the assaulter or whatever but it was like literally a random act of violence yeah but they let him go right away we should be like Russia and kill them like well that's what I would say if they invited me on Fox News I would be I would be that's what you're going with yeah that's what I totally lean into I was just like that's right it's Joe Biden's fault which is why Steve Bushi got punched in the face I can't imagine ever wanting to P I feel like he's a National Treasure of sorts I like who ever hated Steve Bushi and if he he probably just saw Boardwalk Empire it was nothing and probably thought he was the same guy Thompson I'll get you but like I feel like if you punched Steve Bashi In the eye like it would still be hard to tell they're so like bags if if anything the bags would have someplace to go because so enlarge he looks like he had Botox now he just got punched in the face you're punching elderly men in the subway apparently it's a regular thing dude who's the [ __ ] that that turned Steve Bui into actually crazy eyes right for real I bit the mailman because he tried to cast a spell in me you know or maybe he was just waving that is so good I forgot that thank you it tied right nicely in from our police officer fighting CH of heads and getting punched in the eye dude if anything it was probably a server that punched him in the eye he's like I I don't believe even tipping I don't don't get me started with all of this you think he got hurt as bad as he got hurt at uh water whz oh he got hurt at water whz that was an actual thing grownups right in grown-ups no he I think a lot of them actually did get injured while they were there doing stupid stuff I was on a filming day so all of a sudden I had no idea was on a filming day when they were filming at Water Wiz and I walked by and it was just like Maya I was like wait what what Ma Maya Oh I thought that was Beyonce I can't tell the difference now she was actually very funny it's not it's a rare moment when you laugh out loud at Saturday Night Live this day and age usually just not F anymore oh my God I don't know what it is but may was just she killed her opening was just really good I would have been following Selma hyek around the whole water park all day till they escorted me out like Sor you need to leave some alone oh she's seen you she's clocked you the entire day well well whenever it's an SNL Alum or a comedian that hosts SNL it's generally going to be great yeah like they had Shane Gillis on who did awesome Nate Bazi hosted the best episode of really really good SNL have Nikki Glazer on next year she needs to host yeah I think that she would she would crush it for sure and uh Amy Schumer can't stand or stand up now but on SNL hilarious yeah absolutely hilarious why is that do you think as a comedian that you know your your standup is just I don't even like Ging Sher stand up but I think she's so funny yeah in acting roles she she she knows how to act she knows how to do comedy like like 10 years ago her comedy was absolutely completely different night if you watch her early Netflix stuff it's it's just it just it's just funny I think it was super funny then either I I personally did uh when it was like 10 12 years ago I thought it was great never really I think she's got the timing I think she knows how to write a joke I think she understands it all and I think she's just naturally a funny person um but I don't I there's something about her comedy that doesn't I just I don't get it we were talking about her the other day and I was saying she looks like she was born to play Miss Piggy in the liveaction movie Horrible yeah it's pretty bad but it was funny to us funny to us at the time and Kermit would be played by Steve Bui just punch him in the eye again his eyes are going to go up both of them you gotta get the other side now even it out just e Bashi drinking tea or Welch's grape juice apparently Welches is going to be making hard grape juice I mean you might as well do we need another molted beverage in a can honestly for for them they should because all they have to do is just crack open a bottle and just leave it sit yeah just let it rot for a couple years and just like this grape juice is from 2022 what a great year halfway through Joe Biden's presidency no I just don't think that we need another another Welch's no it's just manevitz rebranded there course oh God we used to drink that [ __ ] so much as kids but but the girl that he was saying passed away her her dad was uh the custodian of a synagogue and during blue laws and we're all in high school we don't feel like driving up to [ __ ] New Hampshire to get booze we would let's Rob the synagogue everybody I know where there's booze we would sneak we would sneak in we would sneak into the temples manevitz do you feel like this is like you know I'm sorry Lord or that he's watching you going yeah well good on you what was the thing that popped up did your free trial end stepan no it's I can't you want a break from the ads I cannot connect this this computer to the printer but now it's like a random bug and it's like you're you're not connected to the printer yes let's let's print this whole thing right I print it thousands of pages it's a WRA we need a dialogue right now print it out no it's not my free trial dor Dorian writes hard grape juice isn't that wine yes yes good Dorian we'll get you a q card for that dorian's learning a lot today I said there's going to be another animated Batman is this something we need you guys were both excited about it yeah uh well well uh I don't know if it's something that that we need or want because uh Kevin Conroy the guy that voiced Batman for 35 freaking years unfortunately passed away yeah and Mark Hamill who's been his Joker for for that whole time think um I I don't I'll do other voice but I don't think I want to do Joker if Kevin Conroy is not in the in the project so I I'm excited but I'm like let's well let's see who this new Batman's gonna be I'm just so T I feel like MTV canceled their movie and TV Awards this year is it because there's just nothing good um well also MTV hasn't hasn't produced like any original content maybe it's it's all Ridiculousness and catfish now yeah that's all it all day every day there's more ridiculous ridiculousness episodes on at any given time than like Law and Order now yeah but like when why is that still a show when people can just watch the internet is it like I I like they're curated stupid better this is why we watch this well Everyone likes to feel smarter and nothing makes you feel smarter than watching Chanel West Coast so it was the same laugh Hey listen as somebody with another bad laugh I can't help it sounds like a dolphin though to be fair it's a dolphin I don't know what it is but it seems like some sea creature I forget she she's a rapper right right yeah although I've never heard the rap yeah I've I've never heard the rap either but and uh and and Rob apparently is a skateboarder I haven't seen one skateboard in his hand well no they used to do like the Fantasy Factory or whatever it was was when he was doing like Robin big Robin big yeah that's where that came from now it's just a you know I wonder what hack if I do this he died oh he died my God I know right he was too big that's a shame this is the story of the show people that we didn't know that were dead that we probably shouldn't bring up sorry well this is the inmemoriam episode yeah yeah rob you should have an immemorial every episode of Ridiculousness at the end please message us with more dead people that you want us to make fun of so OJ Samson that's when we're allowed to though right that's one everyone's like yeah yeah go yeah because like Rick Jenkins uh for the comedy Studio he' do a bunch of like dead celebrity jokes and then uh he say oh yeah the guy who uh invented SpaghettiOs died uh oh that's awful like oh it takes a minute and then you're like oh that's he he know he he knows it is too uh like uh when I was first starting out I would do future dead people jokes like Billy Joel died of a heart attack that's just celebrated his birthday of some sort I don't know what birthday it was 70th 80th uh 77th oh thank you for knowing that yeah well well it said it on your thing that I actually read oh you did yeah thank you for that yeah yeah I I I also read the free trial endings it was not a free trial my my computer won't attach to the printer and I don't know where it's a bug I've rebooted it it won't go away it like lives in my computer now to tell me that it won't print and it pops up like every hour yep every hour oh no matter what oh good there like a Lloyd Legacy sharp like Lloyd is gonna like all your [ __ ] I had to tell uh Paul Kilmer comedy magician guy in the cuz like uh he's getting notifications every two minutes and like I'm like dude that [ __ ] needs to stop lyd and like I know it's Lloyd but you don't need a phone notification every time Lloyd Hearts something of yours oh boy L Lloyd makes me wish we could go back to the days where you had to pay for individual texts he leaves his notifications on out loud yeah that drives me crazy yeah yeah I I would be firing that person as a friend and he'll be there on Wednesday perfect I'm going to show up and let him know you're fired you don't even know me sir you're fired dude uh he he ordered a a whole pizza for himself uh this was at uh cam Norton Show and uh just sit there and eat while you guys were doing comedy dude well I thought he was gonna let me a slice but what he did is he ate the middle pieces like all the pizzas and you're just like dude finish your your your crust and your other half the pizza he only likes the first bite pretty much interesting I mean you like what you like like Lloyd ate the cir the in inner circle of all the piz like dude I think there's more pizza trash than actual Pizza than started Leos like we don't know we don't know the origin story why he only likes the middle well it's time to change it's time to man up because this is Trump's America and you have to eat the crust so you guys had a busy weekend with gigs and stuff were you traveling Oh my God yeah yeah like we Thursday we were in Dover New Hampshire uh Friday we were in situ with Tony V which was oh I love Tony awesome but also moments were problematic why tell me the story I want to know here we go yeah um you want to tackle this one no you brought it up you can't just give a little you gotta give uh a a younger comedian uh like you know in his 20s kind of just starting out uh had his family come his dad and a bunch of uncles and one of his uncles uh got way too drunk oh okay was heckling Tony V during his whole set he's yelling [ __ ] out during my set and then after the show is just the biggest [ __ ] ever oh really uh saying [ __ ] to Tony V uh that can end a career before it begins for some people yeah and he also there was there was one kid in the crowd really nice kid was uh like biracial yeah and this guy was saying some [ __ ] to him after the show and yeah it got it got why was he should have just been removed this was way after the show oh okay so like most people had left and they're just hanging out at the bar where at the VFW so there's like where the show was and another room where there's like a pool table and you know some video games and TVs where they had the Bruins game on yeah and people were just drinking still after the show let this be a lesson to you just honestly if you're you're getting ready to go to a comedy show I mean yeah it's okay to have a good time but to geted and then start screaming and heckling at people I just never felt the need to yell back at a comedian ever in my entire life this this dude like uh this is what Josh was telling me this dude walks up to Tony V while Josh and Tony were having a cigar he said oh you weren't that good shut up so like I mean as comedians as a rule like typically we don't like at least decent comedian don't like to blame the audience of course not you know you take respon and I go you know like tone like I know we usually don't like to blame the audience yeah [ __ ] this guy yeah you had you're right exactly I mean when there's always if there's a bad apple you it's allowed you're allowed to call out a bad apple Ton Tony put on a clinic a clinic yeah yeah you didn't like him cuz you were talking the whole time you jackass I also hate that it's like going to a movie and someone's got their phone on or having a conversation the last time I was at a movie some woman was on the phone talking like a full on conversation any movie theater why would you do that to somebody in a live show that has a microphone in their hand staring at you D I don't know what was worse Robert Robert janiro smoking a cigar on purpose trying to be disruptive or that guy that's so un unaware that that he's being disrupted like what how how are you unaware right now when someone's standing in front of you with a microphone oh this guy couldn't talk at the end of the show and he was he was slurring all over the place oh yeah he definitely slurred but yeah he he slurred there were there were slurs um oh my God awkward like how do you even handle that situation just get out of there well his nephew's not getting booked anymore and and a lot of that was his fault too that's a bummer we don't need to go into that no no C because it's all it's all about like uh it's it's not only what happens it's Al also how you react to it as well of course so so like if if if you go like being defensive about it um rather like rather than like oh this shouldn't have happened yeah then not not not much that anyone can do do you think that being on the tour like being on tour being on the road like that back in the day when I first started radio I would have some of my best shows when I was like that leftover tired self like because you'll just say anything your your brain's like not fully going through I feel like you second guess yourself less when you're tired like you just say anything sometimes when you're tired you have that kind of [ __ ] it manity yes that's what I'm saying you feel better we we had that in h Vermont like uh Josh Nester and I didn't sleep for 48 hours yeah and then we were just we were just up there just being mad and it was still our it's still my best set to this day oh that was so we were we had you're punchy well we had issues with another comedian for like the 36 hours leading up to the shows and we were so pissed we were so pissed and I it's weird how certain things will translate like if I go up and I'm like I'm feeling great I had a good day and then I go up and then yeah is that like that's what I'm saying like what what is the ideal conditions for you to kill like paint your best audience paint your best night like where how what is it that you know what is something that you know while you're at a show that it's gonna be a good one this it is gonna be I never know until the show starts yeah yeah yeah yeah because like you can never tell how good a crowd is gonna be until you see like that that first orian yeah the person you send out as the lamb so so if they're if they're laughing yeah so we send out our little baby reindeer that's get out there let us know how the waters are we send Chris out like the canary the exactly like if they're if they're laughing at Chris's setups yeah it's gonna be good it'll be shooting be Day shooting fish in a barrel but yeah like sometimes if if you see one joke get a certain reaction and you're like okay my stuff is adjacent to that somehow you know then yeah sometimes it might you like all right this is going to be have you ever changed cuz you were influenced by a Crowd Oh yeah sometimes right on the spot you're like oh they didn't like this they're not gonna like this what I got coming up and we address it too on stage it was funny the show we did on uh on Saturday night at the uh the Parkville Market in in Harford Connecticut which was really cool it's like a nice like a almost like a Quincy Market kind of thing they got all the different restaurants around but they had a bar above where we did the show it's a real thin bar so there was no way to walk through the crowd to get on stage but then they had a ramp where you had to either like crawl under or jump over like a banister so there was no finessing starting no it was like a [ __ ] obstacle course to get on American Ninja Warrior and now it's time to be here Gladiators let's go so it's just like how do I not spend like two minutes just talking about like trying to jump over this this banister and you know you adjust to different things sometimes it sucks you only have like a certain amount of time and you go off on this tangent when you plan to do all this other stuff and like I left the funny stuff off the table oh or what you thought it was gonna be funnier but but but you'll see like if you're ad libbing and like one thing works because it hits a certain crowd a certain way it so easy to just call back to that yeah like sometimes it just takes laughing at one stupid thing that you had no plans of doing and then it's like I could go back to this your set is now modeled after that you got to come back to it we did a show in Barry Vermont and AJ made a joke about the bartender Josh and everybody knew him and and they laughed at that he went back to it 16 times I took a drink every time and then he had to drive home no somebody else drove home it wasn't me no it wasn't it was me yeah I wasn't there drunk but uh you didn't get that many call backs well no because this other comedi this was the same weekend that we uh fought with this other comedian and is it like Anchor Man like you there's troops of you that hang out and they're like you don't like other troops of comedians it it could be clicky and territorial for sure yeah there are definitely people that were like at OD with and yeah but a lot of those people are dying so uh my the olds need to get out of the way your comedy is done everybody's seen you it's it's actually more like some of the young who are killing themselves what are going on with these pronouns you know what we used to call them gay the olds where do we find your comedy when we're looking for some laughs because I think we're all in need of du laughs all of the time knockabout on Thursday come to knockabout on Thursday yeah well you'll see Christine who just put on a master class great Christine Hurley she's awesome and we're having it a slightly earlier we're having it at 7 pm so you're like well it's Thursday I need to sleep the show's go the show's gonna be done before 9: okay so so you got you got plenty of time to do your thing and you are gonna love it uh Gabby is also on oh Gabby's great yeah Gabby is very very good writer for someone who's been doing it as long as her she's great and I don't remember who else I put on but they're all great show show up it'll be a surprise to all right yeah and it's an early show so that's good we got the roast of John uh Josh Adams that is coming up next week uh paperback comedy is where people can follow you to find out whenever events pop up we we'll also be having a a a a betting station where you could bet the over under on how long Chris's set we be uh right now the line is uh three and a half minutes he's supposed to do eight we'll see I didn't mean to jump in the poor hole inide you brought it up we weren't gonna talk about him until you did this is this is this is on you uh the the last the last aquatic uh hotton said he was doing 15 minutes how long did it last uh you took the over it was I think you did eight minutes and 36 seconds well under which which was his longest set of the year so buddy it's May you know there's going to be more time for you to Branch out this year you're G to show them I know it we're firing you up for the roast I'm trying I'm trying come come big hon and also um and and also uh Aquatica this Friday so if you if you can't make it Thursday or uh to knock about or next Wednesday we also have um aquatic Brewery on Friday and fouth in fouth and we got the uh we got the amazing Janelle Draper she's she's gonna be headlining that you've seen Janelle yeah very funny very funny very she she's gone super viral with her uh Bumble commercials that she filmed that she filmed at knockabout that's awesome it's got 20 million views that's awesome there's not even 20 million people on Bumble so pretty impressive oh that's awful follow back uh paperback follow Bumble like she said like I just lost Janelle her endorsement more people are watching this than her on B yes sorry guys yeah yeah because industry is watching this like Hey we're shutting her down you lose everything goodbye I mean I mean sure sure she's been bringing in a lot of customers but this but this one guy I know what flag I'm hanging in my office boy you have a better chance of being stung by the same be twice than meeting somebody on bumbles damn it CH we've got a full week of fabulous shows so don't let this one dissuade you from watching us this week no disagree let it dissuade you you weren't coming anyway but if you want to do something fun do see Christine Hurley on Thursday knockabout Friday we have aquatic Brewery with Janelle Draper and Wednesday next week we are doing the roast of Josh Adams here great lineup and that is uh Wednesday the 22nd at 8m support your local Comedians and come on out for a show Hank is up next we'll talk to you 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