Hank & Stephanie

a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really suo at book club I did Fabulous I'm what I just had a visual I just had a visual proud of it so help me God yes if you continue for the rest of the show singing The Chicken Dance you'll be thrown out today is National dance like a chicken day thrown out and I've got that stupid Chicken Dance song in my head folks I'm so sorry I mean I could never do it but before we ever go on the air Hank gets like itchy can you can like hear him TA in the table just nervous energy getting ready to go oh my God it cracks me up and then today it was the chicken on top of all of it like what the hell is happening over here slow your roll got a long show today yeah no it won't it'll fly by like it always does it really does hi and welcome into Tuesday hey boys and girls I am um supremely psychotic this week supremely psycho oh is that why there's the ladder on the side of the house going up to the roof so you can jump she's gonna go she's gonna just do it I pulled up this morning there's a honest to God there's a ladder next next to the house I'm thinking oh God Stephanie was going to jump yesterday maybe it was a Peeping Tom I didn't even know what was there maybe my husband was looking for something everybody in the neighborhood is working on things so maybe he felt the need to just stand there holding a ladder oh okay God knows nothing was getting worked on in my house I got finally so fed up with all the cardboard boxes that were around my front door that I just hurled them into the front yard and there they sit yeah cuz Mother's Day That was supposed to be gone that was my Mother's Day morning it was supposed to be disappeared and I see that that was forgotten but you had a good Mother's Day otherwise I did I did it was relaxed I got to you lazy a lay in bed and watch bad movies that was actually very enjoyable good and we stopped over at the brewery did our little planting thing they took me to um The Flying Bridge delicious had my first lobster roll of the Season there you go was a happy girl and I made my children take photos with me their least favorite pastime so uh I think it was a win for all there you go excellent excellent I wish I could say I was the same oh I yeah I didn't it didn't look great did you eventually eat was the food good well it started it started Saturday um and Saturday was Megan's birthday so we took her out to dinner and we went to a restaurant here in town that F that fancies itself fine dining and the the prices reflect that and we had a six o'clock dinner reservation and we ordered apps and something to drink and the four of us you know me and Mari and Mariana and Meg don't have a lot of chance to sit down just the four of us together talking yeah um just everybody's schedules and everything it's not that we don't like each other it's just in the way the way things go and we're chatting and chatting and chatting and all of a sudden Mari looks at her watch and goes you know it's 7:30 and we don't have our meal yet yeah it took us two hours to get dinner weird and if you want to know the restaurant of which I'm referring to you can you can go on to social media and you can see the commentary yeah I saw that cuz you were not the only one that was feeling that same way no and appar and apparently the same thing continued on Mother's Day yeah only worse only worse and and we were talking about this before we went on the air this we're underst staffed I'm sorry it just doesn't doesn't do it for me anymore hey your people better and they will work for you longer right my father La owned a restaurant for 25 years Meg run a very busy restaurant down in hyenas yeah you adjust and particularly on Mother's Day if you're going to be understaffed you can have a special Mother's Day menu with like six items on it and no one's going to get upset because you know you have a soup and a and a and a salad and like maybe six Entre right and two special desserts even if they're the same desserts you show you know you serve during the week and bang everybody's happy we were there for three hours sorry Mari good morning Dave Sarah hello and uh Lyn Tina how are you guys today the four of us had a wonderful time together it was nice to to to have some quality time just the four of us but I was like Wow and then I was telling you this Sunday Mother's Day I said to Mari before I went to church do you want anything and she said you know think I'd like a bagel now it's always a crapshoot with Mari whether a bagel is a good thing or not but the last time she had a bagel she was fine I said Okay Mother's Day I'll get you Bagel went to church went to the bank to get cash for the week went across the street to the bagel place yeah this is like 10 o'clock now got in line ordered my one bagel and I figured well I'm I can use my debit card for one for one bagel I take out a $20 bill and the person behind the register looks at me and goes you know what I don't have change for 20 it's 10:00 in the morning and they don't have change for 20 so I saidwell look I got my debit card oh good and they spin the screen around and what's the first thing that's there tip uh now I don't mind I always put if there's a tip jar whether it's Dunkin Donuts or the bagel place or or whatever I'll I'll throw a buck in the tip jar I mean it's getting a little excessive though to be to be set up like that was a little was a little excessive I can't imagine in a bagel place that there would not be changed for 20 at 10: a.m. on Mother's day but maybe they had a barrage of 20s right beforehand everybody went to the bank and then walked across like I did and that's possible but I don't I don't think so yeah I I really felt like I was um I was being set up Mari said no french fries though no french fries no and then Mari had the bagel and she shouldn't have had the bagel oh that's the worst Mari I'm sorry so we spent a quiet day at home on Mother's Day you know what and and I went and I went out to Roach brothers and got a rotisserie chicken and one of those already made containers of of potatoes and some stuffing Mari had to make the stuffing because I can't cook um and we had a very nice little chicken dinner not what we plan to do um and that's how Mother's Day went you know what that's fine I mean yeah sometimes that they're not all bangers everybody no I didn't get any gifts but I did get a a lot of uh presents so I appreciated that well Mari got a gift for Mother's Day thank you very much uh very cool right yeah she got her octopus pocket book oh yeah we got to pay Melissa for that I keep forgetting yeah yeah you gonna give me her I'm gonna see her tonight give me give me her V venmo thing and here's the here's the forgot all about it my speaking of pocketbooks my Mari got my mother-in-law a very expensive what's it called Bobo or Mari F would you would fill in the word what it is some kind of like expensive Italian leather pocketbook yeah that she said she wanted it looks just like what my mother I don't have fancy things Hank I have kids what my what my mother-in-law would have so Mari goes up before you know pre-mother's day gives her mother this wonderful present the pocketbook that she wants I don't know if Jan's listening or not so I'm going to get in trouble but and and and Janna goes oh H well I don't I don't I don't know I'm G to have to put this over my shoulder and try it on oh to see how it fits over my shoulder you know what there's something to be said for older times where they don't mince words about the things they either like it or they don't and I remember being distinctly I think I'm about eight years old when I gave my mother a pair of gold hoops and she's like G the what and just mocked me for them I I don't think I've given her a gift ever since cuz I was so deeply hurt she couldn't just fake it for five seconds and put him in her jewelry box and never have this conversation she literally asked me for the receipt so that she could return it I was like this is why you get no gifts from me is is is this way your issues with your mother began yeah probably with a pair of hoop earrings maybe okay I'm fine I'm over it it's all fine no no yeah she's over it how many years later and you're still talking about it 40 it's fine I'm over it really I've forgotten it minor incident hobo bag a hobo bag okay thank you Bobo I was close good morning Helen and Michael thanks for joining us I was uh rounding out the entertainment list of the mashby farmers market and we got Vanna pachella for a couple of events oh very good so I'm really excited to have her uh we're we're we are less than two weeks away from our first farmers market wow I am so stressed out it's not even funny tomorrow I have my wisdom teeth out oh cuz I have time for that yeah my so so cliff goes you'll be fine you can host trivia that night okay uh don't think so well I'll be there we'll see if I'm audible like I'll you be asking you'll be asking the bartender for more ice and it's not for your drink no I oh my God so if you want to see me swall look like a potato try to get through trivia I suggest it might be the event of the season oh my goodness are they going to use any Nova cane they're gassing me iwake crying out loud no I'll be the one I'll be the one in like 10% that's like paralyzed to the left side or something watch I'm just it is that that kind of luck that I have uhuh oh dear right I have to get it done I literally don't have any other time they're like they're second set of wisdom teeth these are the surprise teeth how are you here teeth I've already had them removed once how do you get how do you get a surprise second set of I don't know I'm like a shark Hank by the way that is one of our um trivia categories this week oh okay sharks only because I was inspired by because the lady from Jaws died yes I saw that so I was like all right sharks it is doing sharks apparently so am I I guess getting the damn things removed it's going to be quite a scene yes I had H another late night phone call from um Correctional Facility last night oh no she still there um yeah that that was a money phone call and D directions phone call so oh okay she hasn't been um bailed out no no no no one's bailing her out no okay I don't I don't know TBD we'll have to see what's going on with that situation I'm online trying to navigate my way through a system I have no idea I'm in the inner workings of something I've only seen on television right so I don't know you watch law in order you must know what's going you must know how this works I'm sorry I do not understand any of these situations I'm trying to be a good sport and a supportive sister how long has she been there now I don't know I don't know a week this is this is this place yeah she just arrived yesterday so she's been in transport for for the weekend oh so this is a new place yes oh she's left the place where she was and now she's she's in another place right but she's still been right we're in a deeper Place incarcerated oh my Lord I can't I just can't one day I'll be able to talk about it but right now I'd like to focus on Taylor Swift um who files for uh copyright for female rage the musical and never have I felt that more in my life than this week I bet female rage the musical I think I've been putting it on all week long myself because my daughter ripped a hole in the ass of her $900 prom dress and now I have to find a seamstress in the next four days how did she do that I don't know oh Lil I love you but I don't know that's tough hun that's tough and then yesterday he wasn't feeling good he's got allergies she needed $130 for prom tickets that she forgot all about and no one can do their own laundry around here it's been a week wait a minute wait a minute wait a back up back up back up she bought the dress but not the tickets right so we got the tickets yesterday now we're good now we're good and now and by the way mind you I am doing after prom activities for her and then I was just told I might not go so I have volunteered for all of the high school to do after prom activities for them okay she bought the tickets she bought the dress that she put a hole in you're volunteering for after prom activities and now she says she might not go to the after prom stuff why because her mother's there no I asked her before I volunteered is that going to be weird I don't want to do this if you don't want me there if I'm going to cramp your style it's prom night senior prom we know we know how all that goes we don't we don't want to think about that with our kids but we know how that goes I'm whatever she's 18 she's 18 on Friday that's a whole another thing and Mar's whatever on Friday yeah right yes the birthday girls that's right got a big celebration on Friday oh yeah we're going to the um the um the villages scholarship dinner on Friday night to celebrate Mar's bir to celebrate mari's birthday so a yeah well that's kind of nice you guys made a donation for mashor oh yeah we're giving away a scholarship and all of that that's that's amazing that's fine you know it's cool and and and and we're happy to do it but that's I mean Mari usually likes large celebrations yeah for her birthday and this this one is in Mar you got a buil-in celebration right there it's not for you but yeah that's true maybe I can get everybody to sing Happy Birthday you please oh my gosh you'll love it oh my to love it what's up Robert thank you very much Tina can't wait for the uh oh the mash B Farmers Market T good morning Alex thank you for joining us Demetrius yo yo yo I'll see you at the meeting this week Cammy how are you and no one I know well you can't have everything sethy says I'm all for female rage there's a contest at elastic Glam radio Facebook page asking lady listeners to send a photo of them flipping the bird to win a guest pass to see girl with a hawk this Friday night cool we support our friends over at elastic Glam we play the show here at L Ado on Friday nights so ladies if you want to flip the bird and send it to elastic Glam they'll have accept your female rage I might give you a double bird this week this is where I'm at oh it's only Tuesday nobody around here is my friend right now nobody no they're all like you I no my husband started to tell me what I needed yesterday and then probably shut his mouth you know that that that's bad right yeah I'm not saying anything sorry just trying to be helpful no I'm not good morning Cindy thanks for joining us and WK kl's 90.7 midday Madness Thank you very much for hopping on the show we love you guys and support everything that KKL does even when you're not in school you're in school hey Jackie good morning she says hello to us both hello hello hello yeah so it is full on senioritis around here nobody wants to do anything nobody wants to go to school no one wants to finish their exams everybody's just like we're tapped out right we are I cannot wait for this year to end Lily's last day of school is on Friday right Cody has to go up like a whole another month yeah yeah sorry bud and and I have to tell you by now teachers are tapped out too oh 100% they've had it you 100% Mariana's getting double recess I mean they're just let's watch a movie kids let's watch a movie you know oh yeah they I mean it's it's it's too much it's time for it to be over 180 days is too long it really is especially when they're doing most of the work at home on their own anyway right point in time no that's right uh Linda thank you so much for joining us I a very funny senior prank this is the time of year where all the nonsense begins something about the senior skip day and I'm like Lily every day is your Senior Skip Day you don't go to school when you don't feel like it or have some other thing going on you have to find your way to space that out but I did see a senior prank that was very funny yeah not you know egregious by any means but uh senior class in Illinois hired a bag Piper to follow around the principal for a day that's kind of cool though that's kind of cool I thought it was cute what did the principal think about it not cute not cute they got to get a sense of humor nobody truly loved it and there's actually videos all over Tik Tok it's very funny the prince like wherever the principal went when he finally thought he got rid of him had a talk with him the bagpiper would like show up outside like staring at him through the window like random parts of the hallway oh don't be so serious Mr Miz principal well the ad the rest of the administration was in on the thing because you can't just have some creepy bagpiper walking around a school without being allowed to be there so especially in a guilt right yeah that could be questionable at best good morning Miss Emily Emily had her birthday and celebrated her first Mother's Day over the weekend yay we had screamy baby here yesterday she was not the baby was not in a goody office hours were a little crazy yesterday and uh our j1's are here and uh I came upstairs and they're like is that a cat I'm like no there's actually a baby down there oh my you know they've come to this country they're dealing with the likes of the crazy of this households right and all of a sudden now there's random screaming babies in the basement and they're wondering what are we doing here where why where did the baby come from we don't even know is there another maybe in this house I don't know they just magically appear I know right we grow them in the garden I can't imagine of all the places that a J1 would get when they get this house they're like what the hell is happening here is this all of America no no this circus just runs here right right sorry there's a radio station in the basement there's a baby in the basement there's don't look at the basement you don't want to know what goes on down here oh my gosh good morning morning Jamie hey Christine how are you I got a chance to run into a bunch of the chambers the other day where I um hosted a coffee with their legislators how did that go I think I did an okay job oh good well I was a little nervous about it because I they didn't really give me a rubric they you know they gave me the questions and then they were like I'd get in and get out of that I'm like oh okay okay and then keeping legislators on time oh because they love to talk yeah that was it I worked worked for it I first put my hand up cuz I told I warn them beforehand I put my hand up and giving you a little time to finish whatever it is it gonna say then after another minute I'd have time time right and then I mock them you know so I really it's a one two three punch right I asked you a yes or no question yeah there's no such thing there's no such thing no although I do have to give it to representative uh representative zar who really knows exactly I said 2 minutes and he gave me two minutes it was fine thank you well he's a he's a he's a retired police officer right exactly he was former he was a deputy chief chief in Yarmouth yep so he knows and he's a military guy too I said two minutes he gave me two minutes handed the microphone over I really appreciated that right not everybody can do that with KY digs there no no I was gonna say give him three minutes because that's a round and and he'll be fine I love him so much he really is such a kind human no he is I get to run into him over at band together for inclusion which uh Marie had for Chase's birthday lots of birthdays May is chalk full of a lot of there are a lot of Tauruses in my life really a lot of Tauruses my sister my daughter my child my other child God God Almighty too many of them lots of bulls um seven things you should never keep in your wallet yeah this is this is interesting folks let me um let me find this for you because these are actually things that we leave in our wallet and we shouldn't well it made me laugh because you were talking about Mari who is a tourus bull yes and um I do it too though trying to find something in my purse in my wallet in my anything in my life that I have yep now we put stuff in our wallets so we won't lose it the problem is when you lose your wallet it you've lost stuff like your social security card why and then time out can we do better with the social security cards you can't laminate them you can't put them anywhere they won't accept them if they're tattered it's a piece of paper yeah I have no idea where mine is anyway at this point in my life a piece of paper right right so don't leave that here's another one I needed it randomly last week did you really yes yeah because I'm I'm working with with Wick and SNAP benefits yeah and because I'm the one in charge of the market I had to show my social security card and I'm like is where is that what do you need that for okay yeah yeah it's weird it's weird something else you should not leave in your wallet and we do this I don't do this but I know people who do you take your list of passwords uh and you put them in your wallet just in case you can't put them on your phone but you put them in your wallet just in case doesn't matter anyway I'm going to reset the damn thing anyway because I don't know anybody's password Yep this one I don't get on the list birth certificate my birth certificate is too damn big maybe because I'm too damn old but you know it's yay by yay I mean it's a it's a formal back then they were Scrolls right Hank right you can frame it and hang it up and everything it's so big like a giant diploma right he was born um no they do have birth cards now yeah yeah so you don't want to leave that I only one of my children South Carolina has the birth card right weirdly how about this one we all do this I do this an extra check oh no not anymore he does I think I think he still has one yeah i' I do it I do it off and on because you never know I haven't written a check in a decade really maybe more I write a check every Sunday other than that I don't think I do yeah see the church gets what's left right the bottom of my back horrible I know listen I'll pay for it later with our Christian story right I want I I mean I want the check because I want wanted to be a record that I did it see I gave this week I want credit I want credit damn it um smoking like a true Catholic that's right I'm not giving this unless I get credit for it right my mother's watching I know okay here we go okay here's one and we do this as well a spare house key I can't fit that in my wallet no just a just a single a single key in the you know that spells disaster for Stephanie oh well I know I mean I've done that I've I've had a spare key I mean we've got the the the the the you know the automatic bing bing bing bing bing now to to open both our doors absolutely so I don't need a I don't need a key anymore but actually there is a they do do give you a key with it but it's on I won't say where it is I know I'd be hard pressed to find that there is one also but yeah everything in my house is a padlock or a thumb print right right now this one talks to my beloved wife a large number of credit cards Mari what are you doing she has every credit card she has at times um like maybe it's this one maybe this one one maybe it's this one what points is this I can't remember any of that crap oh well she has them all because she plays the points game sometimes absolutely you know particularly if we're if we're getting ready to take a trip or if we know we're taking a trip you know out comes the credit card from the airline you know we're gonna get the points we're gonna do this we're gonna do this we're gonna do this and then and then we get the balance and we go how did we run up to balance so much got points so yeah you got to stay away from that one it's a rat race right my grandmother still uses a skeleton key what is that about what ah Megan a skeleton key wow that's awesome and she also said people who memorize their card numbers practice Voodoo my husband knows them we'll get to Voodoo in a minute by the way and and and Madonna but so so hang on for that and and the final thing you shouldn't keep in your wallet and I admit to doing this receipts yeah you know you buy something and you know when you put the receipt in your wallet I only throw the receipt away if I need it for later that's the only time I throw it away I keep the ones I don't need that's fine I'll find those but ones that I do need for anything no no those are the can't find those never find those right in the trash right God I suck so bad when it comes to that oh I do that too good morning Rich you have the receipt for that I told you to save it um I cleansed out my wallet right right every time doesn't fail every time hi Diana so good to see you last night at trivia love your face and your puppy photos keep them coming I like to visit with other people's dogs but you don't want one oh you have one she's she's so old and she's so grouchy and she's just big so grouchy excuse me I didn't mean toig what and and she knows when you don't want to be near her she wants to be near you extra that's what they do she also has Pica and will eat anything if it's on the floor like u a toddler so she loves ER visits oh no yep whatever it is if it's a piece of string if it's a box if it's a key if it's a whatever she'll just eat it cuz you dropped it on the floor it must be good I must eat it right this is where I find my food on the floor fraking dog I have an evil puppy you can borrow she is a house hippo and has no respect for personal space but at least you haven't shot it in the face that's it Megan you need to come on my show she did she tried her luck at standup comedy for a little while she's a mom she's really honestly just naturally very funny yeah and uh you you would just cry laughing hanging out with her what's up Mark hey lady how you doing today so yeah Hank and I had a very very funny story that we're going to tie in Hank's needing credit Catholicism and all of the craziness that happens there with a little bit of Voodoo When we read this Madonna story conservative Christians are accusing Pop Star Madonna who gave a free concert on Rio de Janeiro's kak Cabana Beach of including Satanic rituals in the show with catastrophic consequences for Brazil it drew more than 1.6 million Brazilians shown live on TV apparently they have been very bad and deadly floods in Brazil well everything and they're blaming Madonna Madonna did it s her Satanic rituals caused the floods right yeah I don't think so whatever was going on in the atmosphere caused us to see the Northern Lights and uh also caused all of my equipment to fuzz out Friday Saturday Sunday yesterday even there's like Gremlins and everything right now because of the extra situation going on in the world it was definitely not Madonna's Satanic ritual that was drowning people no no but it's interesting how people like to like to put things to put things together and I don't want to draw this she's been practicing witchcraft since 84 for a long time you know but but somewhat like this country um some of the people who are um tying Madonna to all of this are of course followers of a former president can't help that who like oh come on people really I mean but they showed it live on national TV oh yeah yes to each his own you know go like this next Channel Next yes according to according to one Catholic priest could it be that there's a message from heaven with all those rains and floods no or it's just the weather or it's just the weather we had some crazy stuff going on if you want say that let's talk about the weather in Texas could that be a message too but we won't go there my God because that's getting political and we don't do that here and we don't do that here no we talk about swans that's right yes the Ang the angry Swan yes the angry Swan is back again in sandwich and it has had to have been moved and put back where it belongs apparently they are not nice geese swans stay away from them they they do not want to be near you leave them be and they can actually hurt you well they have babies right now what are they called cets or signets signets signets but babies the the the swans and sandwich Village they have babies right now yeah so that's probably why the swan is agitated right probably protecting its young get away from my babies right and since we're in sandwich we might as well talk about the sandwich police log each week the sandwich police do a very nice job of writing up whatever crazy crime that is happening in their Town yes satirically writing it up this is you know adding the seriousness but also a fun little spin on it which we do appreciate and we will read from it every single week that's right uh I loved this week about a man rubbing through vehicles at a nearby Avis rental agency when officers responded they realized the man was there working because he was there to clean the cars out right everybody so freaking nosy with their phones now poor guy's just trying to do his dang job I mean you would you would have to stop I mean it's it's not like someone would be walking by and and and looking or it's not like you're seeing your neighbor doing something right I mean the Avis is like off of um Route 130 so all you're doing is driving by and you're paying that much attention to what's going on right off the road as opposed to what's on the road also another concern yes yes unless they had a you know van full of people and they were stuck in traffic watching this happen well that that's possible too just curious how yes yeah however that would occur but yeah the guy was just working guy was just working just doing his job so let me call um police Pro tip please don't yell help if you don't need it because people will call us officers performed a well-being check at the request of a concerned family member subject was transported to the hospital uh being summonsed to court for b and e during the daytime after he was caught in a shed that was not his right and then there was the person who ruined bingo at the legion oh because he took the pole took a pole down and he's facing various charges as well and then there was the woman who had actually fallen and couldn't get up yeah Mrs Fletcher poor thing and they had to go they had to go rescue her oh well it's just another week of crazy crabby sandwich which we thank you for that's right keep up your good work sandwich we love it uh I saw that Ted Danon and Woody Haroldson are now having a podcast oh geez did not see that where everyone knows your name it's a cheers related podcast oh of course I think it's great I guess not that everyone needs a podcast but I would listen to those too there are so many podcasts out there now I mean I'm just always surprised when I hear oh well they've been doing a podcast that they have MH who what podcast I mean it's just it's you can't possibly listen to them all but you can listen to this one and if you are we thank you that's right like And subscribe and you should listen to us but but I mean oh my gosh everybody's got one it's crazy Well everybody's got things to say and I I kind of like that you can choose which you want to hear about right and not have to hear the nonsense that's true well spring is sprung and it is uh almost summer here on the cape and everybody and their mother is now here the summer people are here yeah they are and and they drive around on the weekends and they don't know where they're going they're tearing up our roads they're tearing up our neighborhood yes they shut off 151 last night 7 pm. repaving just shut it off right oh nice so we were doing trivia last night and all of a sudden half the bar was like well I can't go home settle in I think you got to go all the way around town all the way well I don't know if I'm going to be able to get get back home when we when we're through here all the way around because they were starting to block stuff off when I was leaving and you got to understand at that corner where they're where they're where they're blocking it off where where the villages is there are 740 something living units there why you would block that off makes no effing sense it's got to be like midnight is when they should be blocking that off well actually could be after 7 because most of the people are asleep anyway but but certainly not at 8 or N9 o' in the morning yeah no no I get there's an urgency to get this work done but it it really shouldn't be done then you've got the school and you've got 800 old people in a space right not really the best corner just saying no not at all you gota You Gotta Be You got to be smart about this and as Mariana asks me all the time we go down 151 Papa did didn't they pave this last year too right I went yeah honey they did why so why are they Paving it again I really don't know honey that one didn't take now how we're doing now they're digging holes that they knew they I would assume a year ago that they were gonna have to dig so I don't Jackie said I'm so glad I live a quarter of a mile from the board Bridge not not oh Lord no that is absolute nightmare of confusion now I know that they meant well to try and bring that extra Lane in there but it has caused nothing but chaos because nobody knows what they're doing I hope it eventually evens out the flow of traffic but the three lanes at the opening it's like all hell has broken loose and the people that are not waiting in line are just the worst good morning Nate am mea Sandy thank you so much for joining us because they do a job and then they have to do it again it's job security so what do you really think or I don't know if they're like no that didn't that didn't happen the way we wanted to do maybe we'll do it again this way right let's just get it done it's a mystery all I know is that I have to go on the town page to know if my road is going to be shut off or not before I leave the house before I go places and that's not great no no it's just it's it's crazy but it's like you said they've got to get it done before you know we're we're full Onslaught tourist or it's going to be even worse even worse than it is now I mean for us the traffic isn't going to change now right because they're going to finish Paving then the tourists are going to be here and we're grateful for the tourists and the tourists are going to be here and it's just going to be the same traffic for months and months and months right you're welcome yep yay yep but we choose to live here right we don't have to live here all right my husband's born and raised he's not going anywhere right getting to the bridge is a problem are you kidding me we've lived here too long now to go anywhere else stuck here we're stuck here where we are you know leave us behind right we're all I was thinking the other day we're all washes Shores but Mariana is actually born on the cape so she's a real Cape Mariana's the real Cape cter yes she is and we are lucky to I guess be be known by her because she's a real cape cter and we're just and we're just wash the shes that's it yep it's your world we're just living in it um speaking of washers Shores Mick Keith hitting the field tomorrow in Seattle can you even believe the Rolling Stones are performing they're what 79 80 I love it oh yeah get out I don't know how long the show is gonna last but I'm sure it's gonna Garner a lot of audience sure you know I've never had a desire to go see them why I always thought they were just okay really I know there's Blasphemous but I always thought they were just okay well I mean I guess when you're comparing them to the music of the time time I know you have picked out a few more songs coming up this weekend what are you planning for your shows because I see some music sliding in there well I think this weekend um on um classic Jazz I'm gonna be doing guitar Heroes okay um various artists who are you know made their claim to fame playing the guitar and we're also going to play um if I can get them to here shortly um a couple of songs from David sandborn who a um R saxophonist who you all know from the various Tunes he's played on over the years he he passed away this week so we're going to have a busy classic jazz on Sunday morning yeah it sounds like it with some fresh new music so yes your classic Jazz show is getting a lot of traction so keep up the good work my friends thank you Hank is working on filling out our schedule here at lemon Ado and uh we got a lot of holes yeah we could I could use I could use you know a name or two I've got a couple couple people who who I've talked to who have volunteered and would like one or two other people awesome um you know the goal is we want to fill out the day and then at at night we're going to try to do like specialty programming and stuff but you know we want to kind of fill out the day if I can handle doing this the technology and everything you can't to so but you know Hank at lemon ado.com or let the big boss here know and U we'll get together and we bus she's doing Fe female rage the musical right now she can't come to the phone okay so get with me apparently I'm in charge of the lemons now can't my lemon basket runneth over I was up late last night editing some podcast we were working on some Grant stuff I got to give Sandy a huge shout out she has been persevering day and night to try and get this Grant application in this is a whole another Beast that we're learning right now yep uh and just to bring some cool stuff to the table I was speaking with uh Jennifer Donley from the uh Department of Agriculture here in Massachusetts and um she was just sending me some graphics of our little town in Mash p and how you know we're desperately needing actually fresh food and um how we qualify for environmental justice right at this point in time which I had no idea but then you look at the map and you're like this is crazy and I guess I do live on a sandbar yeah of places that aren't growing food so we have to figure out alternative ways to grow food a little bit better and if you've been to the grocery store you know that it's not pretty out there shelves are like third full and it's just it's it's not great we need to learn how to feed ourselves again talk about Mariana's gonna be helping you out she she's all excited awesome um but my granddaughter is going to be working with with with with Steph at the market and she's gonna be doing something really cool yeah so we've got the power of produce program where you can come and get registered so every kid will get registered there's always an activity something fun like growing barley or some something sciencey and also food related and um you get a $2 coin to go pick out a fruit or a vegetable that you want to have and that's their little their little way of of picking something different so if you got picky eaters or kids that aren't very adventurous when it comes to food this might get them you know I bought this myself and even if they hold it and maybe take a bite of no thank you taster or something they'd be able to try something new so I'm really excited for that and I'm I'm pumped Mariana's GNA be working with us yeah I mean she's going to be there to work with the kids she's 12 years old so she's going to be you know working working with the kids and getting them all set up and everything Ambassador Ambassador right oh my I know we we need to give them better names okay that way they feel more prestigious and want to work with us longer no she's just excited it's gonna be you know a cool thing to a cool thing to do so she's gonna have a really busy summer Jackie said she saw the Rolling Stones at Gillette in 94 good morning Sarah how are you and how were they um I think Keith Richards has been a zombie since the 70s how is he still alive and has teeth well and Robert says sponsored by AARP yep to be fair though AARP stuff starts flying when you're like 50 yeah yeah when you turn 50 you get an AARP card and that's the real kick in the putt I feel like that's aggressive I feel like we should be moving that back to like 70 65 somewhere around they're not 50 right well they want to get you involved early for what we need you to get your free black coffee early get involved get a card speaking about free stuff this afternoon on lunch break I'm going to be talking about free stuff you can get on your birthday oh at various restaurants and places my birthday stinks the day after Christmas no one wants to give me free nothing I'm like on the return day can we return her no you're stuck with me sorry got it on sale do you have a receipt no she threw it away right sorry I'm your mother you're stuck with me you can't return me for someone else so our question of the day is would you prefer to go back to 1969 or to sail forward to 1969 I remember 1969 of course um I feel like I have hopes for the future yeah 1969 was um I did a thing a couple weeks ago on the show about about 1969 um it was a weird time 1968 was even was really bad um and 1969 was um Richard Nixon had just become president I think Woodstock was in 1969 um whole whole whole bunch of stuff 1968 you if you live through 1968 you know how bad 19 68 was so we want to go to 2069 we want to go to 20 I guess 2069 I mean there was cool stuff how old was oh I was 17 in 1969 crazy yeah so you don't want to go back there no not really I I certainly don't want to be 17 again that's for damn sure my high school closed on me Although our parents did managed to keep it open um out of nowhere they they called us all together for school assembly and the principal got up father Vino and father vgo started reading this prepared speech and at the end of all he said and we'll be closed by the end of the year and we all went did you to find out why they ended up closing well there were two reasons one was Financial the other was that the school was staffed by a lot of um younger Jesuit priests and younger Jesuits who decided that teaching middle class kids kids was not the cool thing to do oh and this was back when people were trying to do stuff in the inner city not there's anything wrong with that um so they didn't quite have the staff and the money and we were Juniors so they told us we could go to BC high for our senior year we all could have gone to BC high and we decided we didn't want to go to BCI like wow we're so lucky why do we want to go there for senior year so our parents got together and convinced them to keep it open just for us so there were what kind of sucks for the ones behind you 85 there were 85 was a boy SCH boys high school 85 boys in a high school built for 750 that's kind of creepy what could go wrong it's like The Shining up in there but they got smart the last quarter all the regular courses were done and it was all what we would call enrichment stuff now yeah you know if if um if you didn't know how to back then we had a type that's what I'm saying like what was in Richmond in 1969 well if you didn't know how to type for example they had somebody come in and they taught us how to type yeah or um that was back when computers were becoming popular yeah and you actually took classes to program computers which was which was nuts but the thing about the computer programming thing is one of my one of my classmates Jim Moran his mother was a retired math teacher and she was a widow and she came out of retirement teach math she was she was not a good teacher God bless her but one of the older more straight laac Jesuits Father Jim greenler they had a thing what father greenler ended up leaving the priesthood well then and marrying Jim's mother that's amazing and and we would have these like school meetings or or school activities or something and the only two people who weren't there were father greenler and Mrs Moran really and you'd go looking for them scandalous and they'd be in the computer room working on Pro working on programming absolutely like what they were programing look we're High School seniors we're boys we're just like we're not stupid God bless Father Jim really if if this is what's going to make you happy go that's awesome oh and then after afterwards you know I kept in touch with Jim for a while and and I would go over to his house sometimes and it was just so uncomfortable because right because Father Jim yeah but also was there with Mrs Moran exactly and now they're married and it's like and that's your mom and there's 85 boys knowing exactly all of what's Happening all of what's happening what's up Lauren and father father Green's favorite phrase in teaching math was when he put a problem on the board he'd say all right boys come on let's grind it out so when Mrs Moran and father Jim are in the computer room P Jim he took such a beating hey Jim what's your mother doing grinding it out oh my God and Jim was such a nice guy he really was and he I felt so sorry for him he just he just he just kind of he just kind of rolled with it but what else are you g to do oh my God right so awkward oh it was awkward it was really do that to your child it was really awkward I can't do it right all right so there's this new drink and shout out to our friends Amina was on the show earlier but um our pickle people came called pickle uh there is a new drink the Dr Pepper the pepper pickle right could you think of anything more disgusting we don't know how many people are doing this but according to Tik Tock a thing these days is going to a Sonic and ordering a pickle and pepper a pickle and pepper a Dr Pepper with pickle slices in it oh my I don't why I don't know I mean I guess it's like putting cucumbers in a fresh water or something mhm just not really it's not my jam it's not my flavor profile I either of them I can't imagine I love Sonic and the closest Sonic is in Dartmouth I think yeah they're not close by no but I love all the food I love the food at Sonic when when I worked for the Italian U the Italian utility company yeah when the people would come over from Italy and um I would take them out to Nevada where we had a where we had a plant there was a Sonic on the way and I would stop at the Sonic for lunch and they would totally freak out why because there was all kind think about how crazy the food is at Sonic there's all kinds of food at Sonic that they never heard of yeah and they're ordering ordering all this crazy stuff yeah because they never had it before I'm just not I'm not adventurous like that yeah when I when I'm in Italy I was like there well they have like their little plates everything's a Patti and so like they're used to eating little bites of 4,000 things right which is why they way over oil Ed because in America we're just slobs like the biggest thing ever you can't order 12 of those they were ordering milkshakes and triple cheeseburgers and oh welcome to America welcome to America and they would pass the word on to the next group that was coming make sure Hank takes you to this drive-in restaurant she fancy I can't I can't think of any I didn't really see any Drive-In anything over there so oh God no no you couldn't have a drive in the way they drive oh that's that's a whole another story that' be like bumper cars trying to trying to park your car it's a full show I can't even believe I made it back alive I'll tell you that right now Mari when we were over there Mari was in a fetal position the whole time anytime we were in a car because they just and they they never really seem to hit each other but they just bar and their little yay by yay cars I can't no not happening yep my husband's obsessed with the new juicer the new oh he has a juicer now is that one of the boxes that's I don't well it spurred last week with my son and all of his you know call stones and now we're dealing with health issues and we're going to eat we're going to juice all these vegetables so we don't have to eat them I'm like all right well whatever I commend you on figuring it out but the thing is we have the parts to several juicers in the cabinets in various places I've never bought a juicer before you've purchased three three so there are various parts of juicers all over my cabinets no one will go and spend the time to find all of the items that belong together so now there's another set of 85 items on my counter that they're obsessed with using right now to make their homemade lemonades and the two of them are very excited with their their lemonade juice whatever it is so I've got just green random juice jars in my fridge whatever concoctions those two boys are up to it's like what's what's that science show that used to be on TV I don't even know Mr science what's his name oh yeah I know who you mean yeah so this is this is what's going Bill Bill n the science guy that's it that's what's happening in there and the two of them are chuckling and giggling and juicing random things and making their little little concoctions carrot juice and pick juice and so one of those items goes missing and then that's it I'm gonna have another broken down set of Jews parts to machines all over my kitchen but won't they have the spare parts to fix the one they've got now they won't do they'll just buy a new one that sounds like something that I would do but that's only because I couldn't fix it I just buy a new one I don't have the counter space for anything right now we're trying to minimize around here not add more things I don't need another counter Appliance good God put it outside I'm just gonna put it out on the back deck s i put things now when I get aggravated they go on the back deck juices outside that's it that's it well the weather's getting good you can you can set up a whole I mean people have you know people have their their back deck it looks looks like guyer's you know outdoor kitchen I know in their backyard you could do that yeah but ours is like a hobo style like the bag your mother-in-law got I have to see if I can put my arm over it or not depends it's G to be a week I'm just letting you know right now if you want to head chap with us at any point and see me in my potato head you can go to events on cape.com I don't know what kind of shape I'm going to be in for the rest of the week but I'm going to be out I'm gonna be out and just just just bring bags of ice for Steph okay bags of ice I gotta call my Polar Plunge buddy and see if you can will this help will this reduce the swelling just do a Polar Plunge me get in the water just get in the water get in the water right yes it was Bill NY thank you so much Lauren yes call Mariana she she she she does polar plunges she'll go with you okay she's crazy like that she'll go right in I feel like I was that way when I was younger but I somehow lost that now I'm like no way oh she's dying to get into the water now so any excuse to get wet Cody was asking me the other day can we swim in there I'm like you can no one's stopping you from swimming in there right so the Pond's not quite there you know you know by the way I I stopped over at the um at the beach yep and there's a car sitting there and there's no one in it oh so just so just keep an eye on it I think there may be a story there oh there was no one on the beach there was no one in the little Park area there just an abandoned car interesting yes I don't know if that's approved by the Association here well I never shut the engine off not you the freaking abandoned car yes I don't I don't know I don't know if there's going to be a story there I don't I don't I can't take another neighborhood story not like the last time no not like the last time I'm not suggesting that well ambulance and burning bodies in the neighborhood can we not I'm gonna have to go check it out go back to last season to find that story no don't you'll be safer actually one of my neighbors pointed me for a seamstress that I think that we've got in the Log Cabin over there and I'm like I don't I haven't been over there since the incident but if she's a seamstress and she can help me out of my current jam with a hole in a $900 prom gown I'm going to go see her so hopefully she won't rake me over the coals to get this freaking dress out the door I'm just really very much waiting for this week to be over yeah it sounds like you are and it's only Tuesday everybody yep and and my buddies are texting me you want to play golf today I'm like oh well you go enjoy that think of me I have to I have to check in with the CEO of Mari CER plus today real estate to see what my schedule is today yeah what is going on what is the looking like on the cape for you guys I know we're going to be busy yeah we're we're going to be busy we got a another new listing yesterday people are finally deciding you know what I gotta move yeah you know that that that the interest rates aren't going to get any better or worse depending upon how you want to look at it and prices keep and that's okay if prices keep going up because see you want I I get I don't say if I get upset is isn't the right word but people who are rooting for prices to go down that's not a good thing because that means people are losing money yeah people are are um losing out on their on their investment so you know prices aren't going to not in this neighborhood this one's getting new windows new sighting new shed this one's getting all kinds of stuff done I'm like where are you guys getting all this money they're using they're using the equity in their home yeah yeah you know so but it's going to be a it's going to be a busy summer so well if you need a real estate agent we know a few good ones yes two in particular well and the one in training and the one in training we know two and a half that's it yes I love it unfortunately her name is Mari because she goes Mar Mari Senate so when she's 18 she gets her license here you go honey have a business sliding right on into the family business perfect Chi and Pap are gonna retire to Florida I love it yes you can find us 1180.com you can subscribe to our YouTube channel we would love that for you Roku TV Amazon Alexa how does that work by way Roku TV say you just put it on lemonade oh okay they can't see us they just listen to the music correct okay we're working on this the site portion that's coming soon watch happier you're not getting rid of us we're like a bad Penny start popping up in all your content you're like damn it Stephanie go away and shout out to our friend Jackson Blue who has started his um I don't know what he's going to do uh I'm just excited for him to do it and uh we have been so supportive and excited for him to just be out here and and see what's going to happen I'm sure he's going to get picked up and be on the radio another decade but and his his partner is going out on maternity leave isn't she oh yeah so what kind of programming sense does that does that make well unfortunately they don't care to bounce both people from the morning show this is what's happening this is the State of Affairs in radio and once again unless you're working for crumbs or Ryan seest this is how it is so people uh it's it's not a fabulous industry right now now it makes me very sad because it's one I love um and we're just going to find our own way that's why internet radio is becoming increasingly popular well and just important to reach people yeah yeah I mean talk about how many I I know we're way over time today talk about how many um um streams we get a month here over 100,000 so we really do appreciate each and every one of our listeners which means one over the course of a year 1.2 million people are listening to our little lumon ado.com our little slice of Happiness which is pretty which is pretty cool boys and girls thank you so much but but that's where it's at now we appreciate you so much so please support us and our newly formed nonprofit lemon Aid we are feeding this little Sandbar world right no it's better than the chicken dance that we started off the day with if we're ending with we are the worlds then we we gotta go everybody have a great day oh my God see you noon time folks bye we are the children we are the lemons we we're leaving these lemons are leaving oh my God