AJ & Stephanie

hello and welcome welcome paperback comedy there she is I just wanted to make sure you were tagged properly oh thank you hi everyone happy Wednesday to you we've got AJ here in the studio with us from paperback comedy I'm very excited to have you I need some laughs I'm I'm excit I'm excit well I'm the wrong person if you've never met AJ seen one of his shows or been to one of your Open Mic nights where have you been um don't go to the open mic nights go to the actual shows it's so sad people go into the open mic nights expecting laughs so like no we're just trying out stuff right this is where we practice these are our stomping grounds but you need to practice to get good right oh absolutely I mean you need to have those moments dude I love the playback of us just like five seconds ago like if I could go back and time to to five seconds we can we can make it happen here at 118 we can do anything thank you to our sponsors Habitat for Humanity putting people in houses for 35 years we appreciate you make sure you support the restores and if you need them to do your demo for you they will they'll come they'll take your cabinets they'll take your gently used appliances and then they will resell them to put more people in homes it's fantastic make sure you support them and I'd like to thank my sponsor red shoe um how's that going for you just like still hard kmore ladies good morning Eva thanks for joining us AJ is a really a funny guy and I love you in any circumstance because you just make light of a situation that's so awkward no matter what it is you're like well there's a quip here Fair it's it's kind of our job when when people say you you can't make fun of blah blah blah like can you though you're like watch me hold hold my beer hold my this well well well it's like my mom always said if it's not okay to joke about it's not okay it's not okay to talk about right you have to make light of the situation given whatever circumstance and boy do we have a lot of circumstance to talk about today I started going over the day's news as we do here at what's new Cape Cod and I'm always like H maybe it's this maybe it's this and then you just had a fun for all of them and I was like you know what what if we just roll through these and see your take on any of these situations the audience will just have to take your word for it that it happens well you're gonna be out by the way make sure you grab some of these tickets I know this week is going to be gone before we know it here we are halfway through November and next week is family whether you like them or not they're going to be in your life in some space so you're going to have awkward dinners and maybe you want want to plan for a little comedy and that's why for the next hour we are going to talk about how to get rid of your family Joan ask just watch subscribe for more that's it that's it so your shows you're gonna be at Cape Cod beer I know that am I well Drew Dunn is gonna be there right oh knockout knockout knockout yeah I'm Cape cot beer they kicked me out ever since I used the urinal with my pants down to my ankles uh weird situation can we no I'm just kidding I was like is there a backstory to that other than my backside there's no backstory okay so you're gonna be at knockout with Drew Dunn who I find one of the funniest humans yep that's that's why he Us's Dane Cook's feature on his tour I don't I don't find Dane Cook funny that's that's why Drew Dunn overshadow us like hey I kind of like the feature more I got to meet Drew shout out to Dane Cook yeah right I got to meet Drew Dunn at a intimate show our friend Gail Fitzpatrick from the friends of the Plymouth pound oh she puts on a party this woman knows how to get it done and it's never a small feat it was a um Wizard of Oz themed was Drew Dorothy basically for you know and I'm playing music in the background I'm like okay so there's a comedy that's a comedian that's going to walk into a room that's fully deed out with like Tin Man's and dor like it was really just so overthe top oh that's great Wizard of Oz and he's just sitting there cracking jokes for a group of her friends that are above 60 it was awesome he was really funny and and that's why you need to see him this Tuesday and uh if if you don't see it you're you're gonna you're gonna miss out yeah exactly what's up Sam thanks for joining us this morning AJ hey Penny here from paperback comedy Hi Sam and uh we've got so we've got Drew Dunn Coming to knock November 21st where can people grab their tickets uh they they can grab it at eventbrite.com you're also doing a fun fundraiser which I love coming up on the 18th yes and uh we got the Tik Tok janitor Jimmy cash he's he's gonna be on um also from Kevin Harts hard of the city J.R Adams uh he's he's gonna be on that show and uh Caroline cook is gonna be hosting the poster says I'm gonna host but I I really don't want to I just want to be on the regular lineup you just want to go in there and do your comedy and leave yeah well I'm I'm GNA stay there and eat but yeah I'm gonna eat all the all the food um Caroline Cook's gonna host that uh I don't think she knows yet but oh she's gonna love that surprise if you're watching shout out to Caroline I got to sneak in recently to one of your shows and uh your one of your comedians was not having the best day oh no J Jay Whitaker no h but he was so open about it and was like I'm just G to try this new comedy right here and it all it tied together like that's how you know we're professional right there is like I'm having the worst day of my life it tied the room together it it did though we kind of all just kind of were in his misery with him a little bit but he also brought out some good jokes yeah I I I I love how he he he talked about his divorce for like a full like 50 minutes we're all like okay I I enjoyed every minute of it we were in it absolutely it it was wild well especially because we came off of a female comedian that was talking about you know peens and weans peens and weans and butts yeah yeah I was like well okay that's we're getting into it all right then like it go go goes into butts like my divorce yeah yeah it it was a wild turn of events for an evening and I was dressed in costume so I really it was prior to Halloween I'm like hey what's what's up I'm in costume ignore me please do not put me up front puts me right up front I was also dressed in costume too dressed as a guy like oh this is happening you're were the ring leader of that comedy show right there yes you were some something like that yeah so I really enjoy your comedy and uh we we have a good time so some of the things that we were leading off with that we wanted to talk to you today about and now I like lost the headline that I had had but I definitely wanted to talk you got excited when you saw chuckecheese Yes Five Nights at Freddy did you see it do you watch it oh my God it was great I my daughter loved it like fangirled over it and I I often F fantasize like um what what if what if what if chuckecheese went after me with a knife I didn't realize that there were Chuck-E-Cheeses still open yeah the the other yeah there's plenty of them like I know a lot of comedians that aren't with allowed within 500 feet of one well guess they announced that Munch's makeb believe band is going away at all of their locations is it because of five nights of FR you think it scared people yeah thank you Peta from Hunger Games it's all your damn fault as soon as I saw that he was in this I was like why is Josh in this this is a really heavy cast list here for not being a great movie but and shout out to Jake Hawkins hi hi Jake and he writes Lord farquad over there like I love your hair thank you I think it's fabulous do you use your physicality at all in your comedy I've seen little bits of your comedy physicality yeah like what you look like oh yeah AB absolutely like um uh I I I told the crowd that that like uh when I was coming out that nobody was shocked it's said yeah we we already know you look like if Cape cot had a gay Aquaman Aquaman Jason homoa uh welcome into our Morning Show this morning this is awesome I love it I don't I don't talk to the fish I just listen we're GNA have a good time today and feel free to reach out and and drop in oneliner we'll see what he does with them what's up Lindsay you've picked a great show I saw a snippet of your show Fairly recently where some woman was trying to set you up with her with her daughter God yeah has that ever happened before no that that was that was that was the first time this was at um this was at Pete Andrew's room this was Bristol New Hampshire uh in in the middle in the middle of nowhere but right it really is nowhere great crowd um but then I don't remember what I think I was doing a bit about eating ass and then and then the woman asked are you single like she's like I never thought that that would equate to wanting you to date my daughter when you were doing that hi Susan hi Susan just like it's for um I said who are you asking for and then another woman raised your hand so I thought that that that was the daughter in the crowd like but then I found out later no my daughter's not here I was just asking for someone else I'm like oh so I'm talking to what I thought was her daughter like a after the show the whole time how do you handle that situation where you're just like all right well now I'm gonna make the crowd part of this act oh I I always try to somehow make the crowd part of my act you have to perform for the crowd not at the crowd because because there are people that will do jokes at the crowd but but like I could have stayed home and watched Netflix I apologize to you Tanya she says Haley says hi her foury old probably not the most appropriate conversation for a four-year-old this morning but oh snap sorry we'll go a little further this is comedy Tanya you should have known what you were walking into that's right shame on Eva says she needs a good comedy night out I think everybody does what's up Mark come out Tuesday I was at 4C's yesterday molding the up of our youthful podcasters and radio students not really but I I have one of the students of the week on next week so I'm looking forward to that oh fantastic and a fresh meat throw throwing them into throwing them into the Fire come on down it's safe here nothing's wrong come come on down make make shmores no no knowing what you know now after seeing that John Oliver episode on chocolate so what is what is the deal with John Oliver he just recently won again the man is phenomenal at what he does he also has a really good writing team oh he has he has a fantastic right writing team um he he equates all his BS to them oh 100% I know he's got a general stick but also I watched a recent episode I hadn't watched one in a while the vernacular is killing me though I feel like a 50-year old man shouldn't be saying things like lit and like just the way he speaks or RZ yeah yeah it made me I was feeling like I was watching a 17-year-old have a conversation but John Oliver was delivering it so it's basically what it is now it's all right I saw that uh Barry Manalo said that he didn't come out as gay until 2017 because he was afraid it would kill his career dude he came out as soon as he did his first song the minute he opened his mouth right I love girls I Barry you weren't fooling anybody nobody cares it's it's it's just it's just it's just like at at Giggles when when they like oh we we know you're queer and like this was long before I even came out but what what was insulting is they thought I was in a relationship with this other comic uh Tony Capa biano I could do way better than Tony that's awful but also true shout out to Tony cab Bianca see it's not bad if you shout out to them right afterwards that's it it negates all the crappy things that you say about them Tony Kaa biano you can pound sand shout out to Tony maybe you can talk a little bit about the toxicity of Comedy a little bit H but also it's oh absolutely it's a a playground of mocking people endlessly there is bullying there is there is too far how do you do that in this new state of the world where everybody's real sensitive true well um I I say shut up snowflake no the um uh what's what's weird is I found I found today we lightly tell people um hey you shouldn't say this thing but if they wereact Free Speech then like yeah we we'll stay we'll stay away from that person because that person we can't do anything have you had anybody just get up and walk out of a room because you said something that offended them so badly oh yeah oh yeah and and like it's it's it can be anything like I think I was doing a bit about like how I think that like uh chi Chinese food when I go to like different restaurants it often times tastes the same and then like my mother was Chinese she didn't make the food so people get indignant about things that really are ridiculous sometimes oh sure and then like some sometimes those definitely will be be valid like some some guy some guy was yelling out some like like something like like I can fight anyone like oh oh you win any fight is that how you lost this tooth and then he bummed him out like the rest of the show like he didn't laugh at anything like the whole time like dude you're at a comedy show and you're yelling stuff out you're a freaking Target I just sit there and laugh I don't I I don't feel compelled to yell at the comic to say dumb stuff yeah what do you do with hecklers um exact exactly the way that you that you see it and the stuff that I post like whenever I post like material um it it never it never gets anything but then when I post me like uh reacting to to like a guy it's just like oh my God this is the greatest thing ever well I mean that does unfortunately get clicks and likes and watches when people are either inappropriate or you have to now go stop your show and address the jerk in the room yeah but then try and make that also entertaining it's kind of like a wrestling match right and and pro wrestling is the closest thing to is the closest thing to standup comedy because timing is important timing is more important because like there's people that'll do there's wrestlers that'll do like a hundred moves in a minute and like when you can really do like two or three moves or two or three jokes and make it last just as long right cuse because like really you like charge it up with your whole Comedia hang up like the crowd is is paying attention to that just pause let let let let people breathe so so they can hear that yeah I was I was talking about um doing shows in Ptown and then one guy yelled out you look like you belong there I was just like oh said the guy with a printed shirt yeah right well I wish I could afford a house there I would happily live there are you kidding me yeah like uh not not yeah during the summertime but then like I like Ptown in the winter also you like that's but that's that's when those queers are just just like hibernate no they're out there there are less of them you know they're they're not scanty clad but I mean all the towns people are like yeah well we're like what are you doing I'm just getting G three it's just just like that too shout out to how are you hi Lauren thanks for joining us this morning we've got AJ hey peny from paperback comedy he's got a couple of shows that are coming up so if you need a reprieve from your family and everything that is going on in your life and just need a couple of laughs he will definitely deliver those for you and bring your four-year-olds sorry Tanya sorry Tanya well you're also doing a raiser for SW on last we swore on the last show so I thought it was okay you're allowed to do whatever you want on the show it just so happened that a four-year-old was in the background I apologize Tanya I just don't apologize for the rest of the stuff that I say the rest of the show that's still hanging out but I apologize for all the previous stuff that I did not just this but for the my whole life his whole life exactly why why don't people just like just apologize for everything that they've done before I feel like that that's the way the world is right now we're constantly apologizing for the things my child will say sorry 4,000 times I'm like what are you even sorry for you didn't even do anything you walked in the room why are you sorry dude Drew Drew Barrymore apologized because like all right we're gonna go here yeah because she said oh the Johnny Depp and Amber her thing was crazy and then like three people on Twitter got offended true Barry don't apologize you were in an ET enough sad you were married to Tom Green you don't owe us anything oh Laurence says I have a new studio for you AJ definitely a comedy night Tanya don't apologize it's hilarious this is awesome you um recently had to try out some new material and it was a little bit family oriented you were like pushing the envelope a little oh yeah yeah oh yeah you have to like like especially when you look around and it's just like are any of them here no you just see you just every good joke starts for some reason at um knockout Open Mic which we do like um which we do third Tuesday of of every month shout out to Pete and Meg you really just make things happen for a lot of people and I appreciate you Meg was bartender that night she's so funny and and she got to experience the oh my god of of of knockabout Open Mic that night wait a minute we're letting this happen under our roof how long has this been going on she like oh my god there was one guy that that pulled out like yeah he he's this prop comic called Earth creature shout out to Earth creature and uh and he he pulled out like this prop tapeworm and it was Hillary Clinton at the end I said where does one get this did he make this d uh well like clearly he glue gunned it like we we could we we we could ask him and then uh Josh Adams's other comic that that um that I perform with regularly he he pointed out um the blowup doll that he that Earth creature brought out is a I think that's a child's bikini he's like Co I bought that same bikini for my kid oh my God you can buy anything on the internet doesn't mean it's great good morning eron yeah it is crazy times I don't think he bought on the internet I think he just got I think he got it at Target I'm G to shop the kids section for a bikini for my blowup doll that I'm gonna use on a stage I'm a comedian everybody don't look here is this what happen he's like why are you buying this in November freaking weirdos I love it Tera thanks for joining us this morning AJ is just a force to be reckoned with all right so you've got prop com Comics uh at Open Mic nights what else pops up at Open Mic nights sometimes uh we also have singers so uh T Tara actually um she actually did a couple songs for us and uh they were great but then like oh I I can't do I can't do a third song I'm like okay that's fine uh because typically it's only two songs anyway if you're a musician but I was stalling for time uh for this other loal comic Al real here oh yeah and um and this other comedian Bri ban Woodward who um was a finalist in the uh boss of Comedy Festival and in my opinion she should have won the whole thing because she's she's that damn good yeah I I think ban Woodward's gonna be like the next big thing in your opinion what makes a damn good comic because I know everybody's got their stick um I would say I would say watch bana Woodward um Briana she like not only is her writing fantastic and it's like it's like with the times and trying to like connect to like stuff around but it's but it's also like it's also relatable to to J genx and Beyond and like I mentioned she also does comedy for the crowd not at the crowd yeah that that is a big difference in a distinction when you're having a conversation with people versus Talking at them and um don't um don't don't try to be edgy without substance yeah because there there's there's a lot of edge Lord com out there and this happened last night I wasn't there but at this uh at this open mic in Boston that there was one kid cuz I say if if if you're not queer don't don't don't say the f- word The Pride f word in fact like I I don't even recommend saying it on stage anyway because it's not going it's generally not going to get a laugh unless you've been doing it 20 30 years on stage and you embody the word like if you're the word yeah you embody the word you know how to structure it yes so so this this this kid this kid goes up and he says it on stage and then there's there's a and then there's an audience member who's who's a trans woman saids no good should just just no it's like what what's the problem it's not funny nobody's laughing and so that's one good Heckle that like yeah that makes sense I would laugh at the woman and then he was like what do you not like about the joke instead of taking the L and moving on yeah like um just just like tell me what's what's wrong with the joke nobody's laughing awkward pregnant space but I love that a trans person got up there and was like yeah get out of here leave go we're here to laugh typically I don't encourage heckling but sometimes a person needs to know how unfunny their joke is especially when it's one thing if like people are laughing and then one person's like no but when nobody's laughing but they're still but the comedian still thinks they're killing I'm assuming that this was in a place where this comedian has already broken through certain barriers and had a stage or presence and I've seen this comedian kill like kill kill kill but then do the joke that has the FW word in it and just fall flat completely like why do you need to do that joke yeah like it's like nobody enjoys it and I know I don't even think you enjoy it I think you're you're you're just like shooting it out to like elicit a response yeah and then the comedian told told the bartender five minutes into um the person heckling he said hey uh we should kick this person out and the bartender like looked I was no we're we're talking about straddling the lines of like what's funny and what tracks right given the climate of everything that's going on in the world I feel like it's a comedian's job to take the world and to poke funed it but when does it cross the line especially since we're really Divergent and what we think is funny this day and age right and um and that changes by age demographic also it changes by age demographic but but it but it's also read the freaking room man yeah like oh well 50% of the time that gets laughs like that that joke is an F right you failed like like stop bringing it up Kanye you don't need that man he just delivers what a great man just delivers good morning Andra Lori uh michon and Sam thank you so much for joining us AJ hey Penny paperback comedy we're just talking about things that are going on in the world okay so you and I I said let's just check Cape Cod news and see what's going on on our little space what does it say about the Central Park coffee house oh the Central Park coffee house that opened up in Boston so it's a friends themed coffee house that opened up in Boston 2600 feet coffee all of the stuff everybody's gonna sit on that couch why is it in Boston though I I feel like it should be in New York right but but in Boston I think people would go but for the novelty of it but it'll last about a year and a half now I hope I'm wrong but but I feel that like uh people will only want to sit on that couch that that that that that Mal Joey never shares food oh Joey shared a lot like a really heavy Matthew Perry situation that's Courtney Hawks also says um I think about him every day um well it's only been like two weeks yeah grief is that funny thing we've we've had we've been talking about grief I mean here we go fames coming into town you're going to talk about all your childhood trauma we're going to talk about all of these things your grief your sadness and we're throwing a Central Park Coffee location out why do they keep promoting it well because Matthew Perry just passed away so we're going to capitalize on this and try and get the most amount of money but but yes year and a half I give it that's exactly what um o o placeis space is am I pronouncing that right um that's exactly what they're saying um so cool but I I was hoping the idea came before Chandler's death right obviously it did you can't just m well I mean it is Hollywood people you can magic up a 2600 foot R in no time but dude I I wonder if like the other friends casts um were Paul bearers uh for for for Chandler so awkward yeah and then Ross would just go pivot pivot and here we go the comedian mocking death I'm sure Matthew Perry would find it hilarious he would absolutely find it hilarious so we were looking at the Cap Cod news today and I had this story and the headline just chef's kiss to the writers over here but this actually happened loose horse aboard a plane forces a fuel dump over Cape Cod I I just read dump I just imagine like the horse just that's the thing loose horse and dump in one full sentence is not something that you want to hear about it's not it's not cute did you bring any fruits and vegetables oh yeah did you bring a loose horses onto your plane this happened yesterday this happened yesterday I SL like I I I I feel I feel that would be a Norwegian flight sort of thing but it would still cost the $50 like the same one to like bring out a carry-on bag so this horse I always forget that they actually get on planes but this horse got loose from its stable on board was causing a rockus can you imagine the Violet like I can't even what else was on this plane yeah well the first time the horse kicked me in the face I thought well it's a horse of course all I but the second time I'm like what else was on this plane I needed to know I really do so the horse gets loose and just picture yourself first of all first of all this is my depression horse if you don't let him on and take his huge jumps I will cancel you I will do it I know Ralph nater so I don't know if this was like a prizewinning show Pony like I don't know what I need to know more information that it's just not giving me so the horse it's Lou hum yeah come on cap cut times tell us if it was a therapy horse I need to know there are so many questions that I have for this story Patrick flry you did not deliver damn it Patrick you did this again so the horse is loose aboard and they had to dump all of them was he sitting in coach I don't know if he's gonna become a Coach wallet or something after all of this I don't know what's gonna happen and I bet the the I bet the guy that weighs 600 pounds that's sitting in the middle this is Despicable that can't be this is bull crap no it's horse crap 6,000 6,000 um gallons of fuel were dumped over Cape Cod because they were worried they were going to have to make an Emer smelled so good yeah smelling my fingers that's my favorite scene in Tommy Boy with Chris Farley when he pumps a gas he smells his fingers and smiles as a good morning Nicole Lenor Michelle you have uh walked into quite a treat we're just trying to get through a news story here and we're just not able to do so um so the loose horse gets gets crazy they dump all of the fuel all over Cape Cod from like Martha's Vineyard on makes an emergency landing the I feel bad for Dan Wolf I know him as a person he's a really nice guy and I don't know how shout out to Dan Wolf seriously the founder and board chairman of Cape a and hyenas had to actually with a straight face have a conversation about this loose horse and dumping fuel all over our our beautiful cape and islands and this comes like two days after Timothy shalam was on SNL and had a tiny horse sketch yes and it just expanded here it is L cargo is a bigger concern wolf said is it though Dan come on Dan Dan I know we were talking about pivot but lose cargo is a bigger concern he said especially when the cargo is large animal confined and in a pressurized airplane and how do you lose the horse like I dear say where did Butt Stallion go oh Butt Stallion the pilot requested a veterinarian to meet the crew aboard a safe landing in New York so everybody's fine oh well good at least they brought a vet thank God the horse is fine the Pilot's fine the plane landed only we're now covered in fuel so this is the by line of this but I hope the I hope the horse did make it and Ralphie from soprano is just going after him Lauren in emotional support horse just you will let my emotional horse support horse on here or I will go on Twitter along with my emotional support Falcon and you will let him out of the plane every 15 minutes I don't care if we get sucked out baby's got to fly oh my God are you trying to clip his swings good morning I hope you're having fun with us this morning because that's really what it's about AJ is the man and has the best laugh he really does I definitely enjoy having you in the studio with me and I definitely needed a good laugh thank you John zinc our question of the day that I post every single morning Stephanie in the morning on Facebook and Instagram but 10K by anything that starts with the first letter of your name ass a whole lot of ass didn't even didn't even wait for me to finish the sentence with an a that's the first thing we're thinking of you can't if you're Massachusetts that should be your answer too because you can't spell Massachusetts with that's it yeah without one you can't do it yeah without M first but well for me I was like I want a submarine but I can't buy a submarine for 10K so it's just a lot of sushi oh sure oh sure you can you just went right into ass like sure you can didn't you see the Ocean Gate thing they only spent 10 grand on that oh my god did you see the controller that looks like it belonged to a GameCube not Kristen good morning my son and your son are like best friends what who's your son or is it AJ's son or is it do you have a son you don't know about uh two men can't make a baby well you've been delivering those kids to everybody lately so I I don't know what happened oh no that's going to cancel me too like two men can make a baby I will destroy you it's your is your son CJ please tell me it is because your son is so flipping funny if it is CJ yes is it CJ please tell me Stephanie and your son Cody yes Cody's got his big birthday coming up this weekend 15 and he wants to go to Maine he wants to go to Maine he definitely is white oh my God Kristen your son is hilarious you want to talk about comedy from a 15-year-old son your boy is in dude we we actually have a 15-year-old uh Justin pisel that that does comedy so so um if if he wants to do comedy take him to the third Tuesday uh which is the 19th I believe take okay December 19th um Tuesday December 19th at knockabout 88 PM okay if you want him to perform bring him down at at 8 pm uh parent does need to be there well I would bring those two fools Kristen will meet there and we'll let those two do a their their dueling stand up yeah they they make me laugh actually they're very funny the way they rip on each other it's pretty much comedy yeah yep yep bring them down 15 is the perfect age to start that's when Chappelle started oh really yeah I didn't know that like U my like H 13 years old he's he started like watching other comedians like uh at open mic and he learned like what not to do like right that's a lot of that there's plenty of that going around but I mean I feel like when you're in comedy there is a structure to Comedy there is writing involved there is moments of reading the actual writing like actual correct one comedian uh told me oh after three years I just start I just started to write and I I misheard him because like did you said after three years you just started to wipe yeah like what like um because like a lot of comedians like write from their phones but if they write physically down they're they're going to memorize their jokes a lot easier yeah like um like like like Drew Dunn like a lot of his best writing is done on done on stage but like often times like oh I came up with a new thing he needs to you got write down because you got to develop right like Drew Dunn was like one of the only people that I'm seeing like write stuff like like well like write down like immediately after a set and that and then that inspired me to to work harder too Drew Dunn is also from a huge family so I think he being from a large family like I am I feel like you're already given so much material just because you've seen the dysfunction function craziness that happens between people because that's really all comedy is is pointing out ridiculous things that people do or were situations that were're in or funny parts about life that you're just okay and if you're lucky a lot of people can connect to that right as it doesn't matter what background you come from if you mention like a ridiculous thing I said like oh I I did I that exact same thing happened to me right so you've got a me too moment you've got a I've never heard that before that's insane or you when you said me too moment just like got and just like Hey listen he addressed me with his eyes also me okay also me God got ruined that got ruined Matt Sam Evee yeah ex what what if Steve Carell like gets a me too moment it's it'll be hash me I that's awesome actually I've got our little office guys over there they were trying desperately to bring back the office but it's so inappropriate it just wouldn't fly at this point in time and even Steve Carell knew it that he started trying to be serious if if if anything I think I think the show holds up better than than it does now it does especially with Angela and the cats we love it we love it I save Bandit so many good things there are so many nuggets of Awesomeness in that show you either love it or you hate it I find though or some people that just haven't given it a chance that say they don't like it you haven't given it a chance Dwight in the beginning of it was my least favorite character but then towards the end was my favorite one because I felt that he had the most character art oh yeah I was giving disag relations last night at trivia for people screaming out answers speaking of that next to the office crew you got a whole flowerly I do I do I had Kelly wasburn in the studio from Enchanted Florist in Centerville okay thanks God I thought someone died and he their that's what Han said did I ever tell you the story about my funeral flowers uh no so since we're talking about these sheared your funeral like like you already picked out flowers wait a minute we'll get to it so if I were to do comedy it would just be stories about my family because I have lots of them I've made my radio career out of them there's plenty to talk about with my family they do crazy things and uh my my husband calls it yeah but it's hyperbole well yeah you take out the best part of the story and you lead with that that's how you tell stories yeah so it it's it it's called a hook right there's a reason for this so my husband used to be the Cable Guy come on stepen yes yes that cable guy and I just want to hang out no big deal he was doing a job at a funeral home and so while he was at this funeral home he wrapped up all were they that wait let's back up were they that bored with the funeral they needed the internet they're like David could go to hell I'll I'll be damned if I'm not missing Al Roker they needed a back room to keep themselves in your neck of the woods well he also did business and he also did you know all of their internet stuff so he's over there fixing I don't know whether it was home security or working on whatever it's fixing all their stuff you're like Mommy like we're here for Daddy's feral shut up I'm trying to find you a new Daddy yeah on cable for the stiffs hey dead people need TV too um so he's there he's wrapping up this cable job and the guy was so thankful he's like you know to to help yourself to any Arrangement here you take it home for your wife or whatever and so I come home from work and there is basically this floral arrangement with all it's missing is a banner that says mom across it and on my kitchen table and I was like who died and my husband's like oh it was it was a tip you don't like it I was like no but really who died like where did these come from he could have taken those flowers out and put them in a nice vase I would never have known he could have done anything with these flowers nobody left the I'm this is clearly a F this is a bereavement flower situation it even smelled like dead people you know that smell of like lies and and glue sadness it smelled like that do it smell like Pantene and Elmer and not the weirdest tippies ever received in his entire life but it was just one of those where I was like you could have tried a little bit he just didn't so yeah I've gotten funeral Arrangement flowers as a living human I don't think many people can say also me D like I didn't know tulips came in Black yeah wow look at those stiffs watching The View there's plenty of those already it's Baba po Barbara I'm gonna Wham sack your house she was the best part of the view yeah she yeah she was like the view if they had an Elmer fud right that accent and she's a Massachusetts person where did that come from I don't know it was from hunting web yeah probably good morning Bev Bev had an interesting interaction with Mickey Dolan of the monkeys o was he the basist apparently he's he's listening to Lemon ado.com right now you can listen to us girl look what you've done to me hey we'll take you thank you I guess he's been covering some R tunes and oh no way that's me in the court do you get to be 85 years old and just start randomly doing things that you feel like I feel like that's the the goal to be old dude I I I would I would listen I would listen to the monkeys do covered of everybody Hurts monkey he's the only one left I think oh my God that's so sad Dave Jones was the first to go right and then Mike desmith okay Peter no there's one other one and I don't remember the other one if you remember the other monkey I'm forgetting please let us know the the monkeys were better than the Beetles they they they weren't but they were they were they had more movies I did like their show I tried to rewatch it listen was John Lennon ever ever on the that's it was he ever on The Brady Bunch no but Dave Jones was yes yes and thank you for that Bev I appre appreciate that Peter Tor and he was the drummer while I posted it about his album so yes thank you very much to Mickey Dolan's team for saying that you at least like lemon Ado we appreciate you and shout out to the monkeys the the the the alive ones and the ones that have passed that's only Mickey that's all it's Mickey he's the monkey that's what's left hey hey for the monkey that's it you're monkeying around all by yourself D he as 85 still Daydream Believer and that's a nice and cheesy and a homecoming queen all right so new study by Michigan State seems to indicate that owning a pet does not bring you happiness or approve your well-being that is not true I have my depression horse with me to take massive poopes on the you have no horse food on this plane I feel like you've just got a whole new line of uh comedy right here because of the the loose horse on a plane they say you're just convincing yourself of that I disagree oh know that cat your cat made me so happy that's what I say came in and and greeted me I'm just I'm just petting it so this morning shout out to Tori we were working on our uh the first shot Morning Show which uh it's going to be a little bit late this morning but AJ was here just patiently sitting over there petting my cat enjoying his time quietly over there happy as a clam and then John zinc writes I need a safe space llama I can we I want a safe space llama also I just need him to eat everybody's hair make everyone miserable because that was what makes me happy yes I I like that the safe space llama that's a that's a doable request right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because um uh who is it rich cumington and like on Martha's Vineyard he has a bunch of llamas yeah yeah and and I'm I'm sure he can like lend one over to you John that's the that's the car guy right Rich CT yeah or no no um uh Ernie Bach Jr that's he definitely has llamas oh yeah and alpacas he's got a full Farm over there apparently see and then they just come over and they G they greet and a lot of disposable income Ernie we're available dude uh I am now happy to announce this is just a future one we are now sponsored by Ernie Bach Jr and we got John zinc safe space llama yes we did it look at this you guys we are branching this comedy show right here we're having a great time this morning AJ from paperback comedy's got a couple of shows and definitely go where can people buy tickets uh that is an excellent question I'll have to go back back on the on on the thing well they can follow you on social too yeah you can follow me on on AJ he but um if you want to get T tickets to the Tuesday show with drw dun which I highly recommend we're halfway sold out right now uh eventbrite.com and put put in Drew dun knock out um tickets are 25 bucks but if you put in uh the promo code knock 25 off uh I like that yeah that take that that takes 25% off your ticket order and that's exclusive for today what exclusive for today if if you're watching the show get your ticks and then um also at the Picassa Golf Club on Saturday uh dress a little nice for it dress a little nice how are you fairing with all of that I feel like we all wait until the very very last minute to get tickets because we are such commitment phobes this day and age um don't get get get them early well especially with just commit to it yeah just commit to it especially with especially with the F especially with the fouth one because get tickets now because they need a headcount you can't get tickets at the door if if you want to get tickets at the door you can go to hell for being a last minute Sally and so there yeah go to hell you're not gonna meet his emotional support horse yeah ever or my emot support llama to eat your beautiful locks if you don't like it I will call Elon Musk I will get him after you I just goat yoga fairly recently my friend's goats T my friend Tanya's goats were eating my hair it it was weird I didn't mind it though I was like whatever they're wispy get at it was like a little haircut by goats I I love that goat yoga too where they where where you're just goat yeah yeah you're just doing downward dog and then they just hop on your back yeah yeah well these ones are are all male goats she's like they're rescues but they have names like Betty White and uh D and blanch yeah basically and uh they're full grown and uh they definitely if they get on your back that that's a lot of goat on your back and then and then the next four they're just going to name them after sex in the city characters I like that bring it on Tanya this this this one saman we have lock her up we keep her in her own separate pen she's a problem West Falmouth preschool.org is where to get tickets for s for Saturday night yes kids love comedy yes K bring bring bring bring the kids I me you can bring the kids but we're not gonna change our material because your kids brought them there that's it that's my that's my favorite thing they're like can you can you tell appropriate people have asked that yeah I tell them it's comedy yeah you can't hold that you can't contain that and then they're they're they're the same people are mad that I I don't do a show at like 6 PM for them like oh if I did that you still wouldn't go to be fair though I do like the 6 PM thing but I feel like comedy is just a late night situation absolutely six six 6 PM just like oh they oh you're G to do jokes about dooo well not just well hear me out though I mean it does get dark at 4M right now so I mean jokes after dark can happen at 6m what why I thought we passed this I thought we got rid of this this is the only bipartisan issue like like like literally the only one this is it I'm sticking to it we need to just leave the time alone we're back in standard time right we're not messing with it Dave Josh Dan uh don thank you so much for joining us this morning and Bev Bev Valentine writes it's because you get up at at 400 a true yeah that's why I like 6 PM shows and that's I don't think that that's going to change dude speak speaking of that I'm doing a show at 10: a. on Friday that's a weird time for com for an Air Force Base so so like I literally canceled a show that I was doing because it's an Air Force Base so when whenever I have an opportunity to perform for the troops do it yeah is they have a more messed up sense of humor than me so so so like of of course I am secretly though are you looking for dates like no comment oh maybe I'll find maybe I'll find a general and he'll give me five stars hey you just never know where you meet people this this time dude but but like uh they wrote they wrote 10 to 12 uh in the in the email so so I I can I canceled the show with um with Jim mchu who's who's who's one of my favorite people in the world and and I I felt bad about doing so but I I had and then they they said oh do you want me at 8 am he said no no because I'm GNA be hanging around for 14 hours no the show's at 10: am like 10: am so you just stay awake yeah that's like your best time right you wake up at 3:00 am turn into vampire AJ and like go and and then I play The Lost Boy soundtrack yeah why not get it done C little sister you look pale you look exhausted oh oh that that just gave me so like an actual physical reaction I just had right there remembering that movie oh of course you know what I remember with an oiled up man wearing suspenders in a saxophone yeah it was just weird still believe it was hot but I didn't get it oh it was super gay that's why I loved it and I didn't realize how much I loved it Joel Schumacher who is a gay icon yeah uh directed that movie and made the gayest soundtrack possibly could yes I I I you know I was a child I knew nothing and I loved it and he's and Je Joel schar ER is the same guy that made bat nipples I don't know what that is um Batman Robin like all the suits he made nipples for them okay yeah but surprisingly that was way less gay than all of Lost Boys kefir good morning Dave thanks for joining us yeah it's little different than 24 but not really just different costumes Ju Just Just costume a little different so no comics guys asking this guy's not white enough he's clearly not one of us what is it like dating at this point in time I saw all the dating apps are all suffering they're firing all their CEOs they're getting rid of everybody because everyone's like yeah this stinks it's not working I well it it's it's not fair to to the people that make the dating apps it's the people that are on there that are the problem correct 100% like uh because and and wi women if you're on the dating apps Bumble which is female forward yeah and like just fired their CEO and if if you're a queer dude on Bumble it means neither one of you can talk to each other that I actually want to say that I want to say dude like like and and I tell this to guys nothing gets a woman drier than in your profile saying you're an alpha male what you're an alpha male dude I've met two of these alpha males like like like like on grinder and they're power bottoms at most how big of dag do you have to be that you put alpha male on your profile alpha male and holding a tiny fish that's the best fish in profile photos should be just illegal it's not even a big fish you just have a t of that's the fish that you have to throw back so what's up Junior what are profile no no on dating apps for photos definitely holding any animal I feel like no dude like holding up a tiger's face like that's a giant Kitty can you have a photo of you from the last year at least of the last year of your life not the year that you like the best of you this last year last year is fine but no group photos yeah which one are you yeah yeah is he that one is he that one no it's it's the one that is like I'm in that photo all the way look all the way to the right and down there I am it's it's like Bringing Down the House with Queen Latifa and she says sends a photo to Steve like I'm that picture but she's the one getting arrested I I was in her presence last week that was pretty amazing I love Queen L I know I was five feet like I was here I was an arms length away from her and I was just like and then she looked at me that was it we had a moment that was it it was it's not real but it was real to me Bev Valentine has a couple good ones not not to have um pictures of dudes wearing sunglasses in their dating profile yeah you're not that cool Cory Hart get it gone hey hey don't mess around with a guy in Shades don't no that's a good joh trola I don't know what that was I don't know either it sounded like Vinnie Barberino was good I'm just doing the voice of the guy with sunglasses indoors I like his voice just like oh the sun is sh is so bright and douchebag Phil you have wear them indoors you're not in the Matrix take them off yeah so we're we're not that no sunglasses no animals uh or drinking beer in your profile picture yeah loser you got you don't have another find find a just a regular photo of you take a selfie and I don't drink Bud line yeah this just weird no group photos what else do you often see that you're like but why um PE people wearing people wearing card hearts and everyone else uh around them was wearing a bathing yeah or just like body parts in general unless you're on like the the boy ones I feel like that's when they show off their abs look at my abs like but but but if but if if they're like leaning like on the bed and they're lying on their stomach definitely botom and then they say in their profile just like yeah I'm a bottom and just like yeah you didn't need to say that we know we don't need to identify that qualifying statements unnecessary dude we we could tell by your little red hannes that you are what's up Dave noville thanks for joining this bleep show this morning AJ from no fish photos I'm I'm I'm sorry the other guest swore last time so I thought it was okay you're allowed hey let it all out we've already gotten scolded by one mother this morning she's still here laughing so it's fine I'm sorry Tanya she's a good friend good times right here I still haven't met the kids yet and I feel like a bad friend for not a it's fine they'll get over it they need to get used to life that's what's happening right now ex ex people say the craziest things whether they're real or not and we just go on life like wait a minute did that really happen dude I I I I got I gotta say that's one of my favorite bathrooms like like like up up there like like especially with like no curtain oh my bathroom yeah we're like bleep it I one of our j1s this summer taped a a cardboard box to the wall I was like we can put up a curtain you put up an actual curtain the reason why there is no curtain in my bathroom just to give everybody uh reason why there's nothing behind our house by the way uh is because my daughter's plural were using it to wipe their makeup refu on so it was just like it looked wait before bed yeah like basically all right well we don't have a towel here we're just going to wipe all of our hands on this and so the hands I thought they were putting their faces it looked like their face was on it also uh like who was here the Joker and it says ha 100% the things girls are gross I don't think you need to be told that but girls are gross if you've ever lived with a group of females you understand what it is like dealing with them but with just countless mascara and whatever face mask things that they're wearing just well we're gonna wipe it on the curtains why cause cause dude and and and that'll be a good profile picture like look at my curtains yeah right um does your child do this also we could be friends we could date like seriously shout out to all of you single parents trying to date right now I've got two of my friends that are in that exact realm and God bless you hit me up I love single moms it's not exactly your type now is it Steph that's a good idea I love living alone I can wipe my own makeup on the curtains that's it you can do whatever it is that you want to do in your own fashion and with that we're going to go I got a lot of get to today one more time give yourself a plug for all of your shows and the fabulousness that is AJ and paperback comedy thank you so much for making me laugh this morning oh you're you're you're welcome all right last minut plug Pocasset Golf Club Saturday night Jimmy cash J.R Adams Caroline cook come on down like you were mentioning the procrastinators before you can't procrastinate for this one right you can't get her done be because ticket sales will close Thursday Friday at the latest because the golf club needs to get a head count so so if you're like oh I'll just go and get tickets you can't you you physically can't you can for knockout if they're not sold out but that's if they're not sold out but the last but the last time we did a show um in in November when we had Rodney Norman that show sold out so you definitely want to get this one because Drew D tickets that are in the South Shor they're 40 bucks but online they're 25 but if you enter in the promo code knock 25 off for Tuesday's show for Tuesday's show it'll it'll give you 25% off get it done so two awesome shows on Cape Cod you again you got the you got the one for for East Falmouth you go to West Falmouth preschool.org to get tickets um for for Saturday and for knockabout for Tuesday you go to eventbrite.com and you just put in Drew Drew dun and it'll be there perfect I'm going to leave the links also here and so people can find it one more thing before we leave you wanted to talk about the new Marvel movie the Marvel flop oh my god um this is the first time it's ever happened like this yeah it's it's it's the first time like see this is what happened he put women girl power woke I don't know what just happened here dude I I just I just honed all of Reddit like like like I into what oh women superheroes what are they gonna think of next look it it's a walking talking Reddit just happened dude is seriously that's what they're saying is why it stunk yeah yeah yeah like how come how come everybody like turned into Andrew Tate like all all all of a sudden like it was good like it was it was it was it was good was it the best one no but it was still fun and it's fun to take the whole family to um but the only thing I remember from the movie is me going to the bathroom in the middle of it um because hi Dave hi Dave uh because when you buy a soda at uh at the concession I love how you called it a soda yeah it is a gallon of soda so it's $7 that seems expensive but okay but then you literally get $7 worth of soda right like this is a gallon it's a medium right and then so so I had to use the bathroom halfway through but then there there was but then I go in and just like we were talking about there was a guy with his pants all the way down to his ankles he was in the bathroom and then he's looking at me like I'm the weird one and it's just like you just made this more Awkward by looking me in the eye guys on the live have you witnessed this occurrence it's like the naked guy in the locker room at the gym like things you just don't do and I'm pretty sure that naked guy at the gym doesn't work out he's just only shows up that's it like I'm just here naked what are we doing guys just hanging out I'm 85 and I've got everything saggy as hell what's happening dude that blow dryer sir is not for you you have no hair on your head I don't understand it but yeah all the way to the bottom that's all they have LOL TV this is all I have this is my moment this is where I have happy they took my grandson away from me cuz I can't be naked in front of him anymore apparently liberals that's the problem would you want your pants on the floor of a men's room that's the only thing that I'm thinking of that's not something you want to Now bring up onto your body after it's been on the floor of a m room dude there's splatter there's all kinds of things happening down there and the guy was wearing sandals no no no it's November dude why are you wearing sandals with your pants down to your ankles it's cold we could go on all day but I ending this year because we've had a lot of laughs and we've got to go all C just 90 more minutes on us I mean it we gotta go I'll be at Tomos tonight we got music Bingo from 6 until 8 I will see you there what town is that in that is in Sandwich oh Tom Ando be there yes exactly 6 to eight tonight I will see you out later uh make sure you support our podcast give us a like give us a subscribe if you're listening on lio.com you can rewatch our entire show start to finish and have some laughs with our emotional support horse and AJ a penny there is a lot to unpack here in today's show and my horse has a lot to unpack all right can you Winnie out can you Winnie out we'll see you next time oh you have to go