The day to have a comedian on the show is when the news gives you a gem of a headline. AJ Hapenny from Paperback Comedy was in the studio promoting his show at Naukabout and it was really the highlight of my morning! A solid 5 minutes of just trying to deliver this news story and he was just dropping comedy gold throught. Here is the full story! Like and subscribe to our full shows. Loose horse aboard plane forces fuel dump along Cape Cod coast CAI | By Patrick Flanary Published November 14, 2023 at 1:19 PM EST Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Email Air Atlanta Icelandic / Airatlanta. Com A similar jet was forced to lighten its weight ahead of its unexpected return to New York. An international cargo plane on Thursday dumped 6,000 gallons of fuel over the Cape and Islands during an emergency return to New York after a horse aboard the jet escaped its stall. The pilot of the Air Atlanta Icelandic flight was cleared to dump the fuel, a 20-minute process that began 10 miles west of Martha's Vineyard and was completed over the Atlantic, east of Nantucket. The Boeing 747-400F had departed John F. Kennedy International Airport about 90 minutes before. Because landings require less weight than takeoffs, the fuel dump was necessary ahead of the unexpected return, said Dan Wolf, founder and board chairman of Cape Air in Hyannis. The jet was flying at an altitude of 22,000 feet, high enough for the fuel to evaporate and minimize any environmental impact, Wolf said. "That amount of jet fuel in the atmosphere is not a good thing, but the quantity is not significant enough to have a major impact," he said. Loose cargo is the bigger concern, Wolf said, especially when that cargo is a large animal confined to a pressurized airplane. "The horse managed to escape the stall... We cannot get the horse secured," the pilot told the controller. "If the horse can move around, it can change the weight and balance of the aircraft," said David Fisichella, president of the nonprofit Cape Cod Aero Club in Falmouth. "The center of gravity of the plane could change so significantly that the plane could become uncontrollable." The pilot requested a veterinarian to meet the crew upon its safe landing in New York. #capecod #stephanieinthemorning #loosehorse #funnynotfunny #horseofcourse #funnycomedy #paperbackcomedy #naukabout
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Made by machine from the recording, so a name or two may be off. About 151 words.
loose horse aboard a plane forces a fuel dump over Cape Cod I just read dump I just imagine like the horse just that's the thing loose horse and dump in one full sentence is not something that you want to hear about yeah well the first time the horse kicked me in the face I thought well it's a horse of course first of all this is my depression horse if you don't let him on and take his huge dumps I will cancel you I will do it was he sitting in coach I bet the guy that weighs 600 pounds that's sitting in the middle of SE despicable that can't me the horse is fine the Pilot's fine the plane landed only we're now covered in fuel you will let my emotional support horse on here or I will go on Twitter along with my emotional support falcon