Greg and Stephanie

we're here we're here hopefully you need to tell me if you can hear me or not can you hear me hello is this thing on hello friend hi why are you screaming sorry am I that loud nope Perfect all right perfect excellent hi it's another uh what day is it Thursday Edition with Greg and Stephanie how the heck are you oh now that coffee's starting to kick in feeling good I had to go get more it's been one of those weeks where I can't get on my own way well the humidity and just the lack of energy outside I love that you blamed it on the humidity Am I Wrong everyone's just a sweaty mess yeah yeah good explanation I'm not happy about it I'm self-aware I'm accepting of our sweaty messes so here we are good morning to you all sweaty are you ready for Fourth of July no no I'm like two months behind on everything no no I gotta I should have had my pickup truck worked on but I'm gonna need that to go pick up the grill and coolers for the event we do yeah I see you're uh rocking that like upper echelon kidnapper van right now I'm liking it it's like I like it though that's a nice vehicle there's Windows you can see the dead body they're not hiding much in there some of my nearest and dearest friends with just a touch of a sense of humor I like it I've been like you know one day you're gonna come out to your van and we're just gonna have it wrapped in like uh free ice cream stickers and things like not much oh good so I'm not the first to come I thought you have a kidnapper for the first today oh okay that's about it yay me yeah I mean all right I'm so glad you have that soundboard I know I'm like oh what can we play with today everything all of the things so I missed you last week I apologize we had um a whole system reboot in here fun so yeah Technology's been wonky um it's one of those things I asked my husband the other day because I always have these hypothetical questions like today's that is if you were to advise someone that is getting married what advice would you give them well the bachelor has all the advice you ever need just kidding never listen to Bachelor you were like don't do it yeah I'm the guy that'll there's some Sound Advice up there so if you would like to impart some wisdom um please do so Stephanie in the morning is our Facebook page in which we're asking these questions so go on over there and uh give some fine facts of what's going on that you can save someone from in marriage or maybe there's just something funny that we can all laugh about we had a couple in there I think the divorce is more expensive than the marriage yeah that was a good one and I like rtb's comment so just so you can count the years get a prenup hash it out loud before you start not writing it on the dotted line yeah and prenups are interesting because a lot of people feel as though oh you don't trust our love I'm like well technically our love doesn't mean anything If Money Matters more so how does it matter you might as well sign it cliff and I have been married 20 years this year and uh we have just as little as we have then so really there was never a need for a prenup also there is something to be said for marriage is um cheaper than divorce because I feel like there were some years in the 20s that had it not been that cost effective I would have walked yeah is there a tax burden involved no all right fine it's way too expensive to divorce you we'll just suffer these years I'll get a white dress and let's party not every year is great that's really what I should write not every year is great that's why I said there's always tomorrow like there's not everything is going to be sunshine and roses but here we are uh and D not Nanny thank you oh sorry I don't have the bouncy curls right that's you could have bouncy curls though it's all the balance I can do no will he bounce over here I'm big bold and beautiful thank you very much fabulous I'm gonna be out today at uh Shipwrecked from three until five we've got our summer games going on I've been so excited to play them and the rain has not cooperated with the summer games curse you mother nature yeah right and I don't even know why I have these I'm not wearing them oh make sure you tell me if I'm not on I left my other ones in the car and I'm just too lazy to look great now I'm responsible she's she's having a headphone crisis the one so the person in control of everything isn't checking for feedback now I'm in control of telling her things could get weird yeah perfect I think that that is just the way our show should roll what is that dog barking in the background that's so crazy although you're not going to make me paranoid because I just don't care why is there a horror movie music playing in the background you watch the one episode where I changed my voice and rtb didn't even tell me he thought I did it on purpose and then he got mad at me when he was like oh sure Stephanie I didn't know the voice changer button over here I forgot that I left it on oh it hit it so I did like a solid two minutes but another boy like a demon voice that I did now and he could hear it only on his phones and I didn't go ahead press the button no I'm not doing it I want to hear the demon voice do it see what impression I tell a child something I have to deal with it with a demon voice yes I want to hear you tell a child something with a demon voice where's the voice disguise thing Chipmunks you like that one there's a small robot I don't know I don't like that word this is the megaphone oh attention please is that where it's at kind of sounds like that it was like recess is over and there you go fun with voices they're off though right they're off good morning David good morning Robert they better be off yep sure I don't know you need your headphones you're the worst well yeah I apologize if you're gonna listen to this whole broadcast and robot voice I wouldn't let you do that thank you I would probably go deaf so yeah we're approaching the 4th of July and that just means so many freaking people here it took you I said what's your ETA this morning and then you're like it's doing great like like wow I'm going 50 miles an hour right now on 28 which may not be illegal for that section fine all right and then stop just wait good morning Don I miss you I hope you're uh doing well on the west coast and all is good out there nice and early for you mama uh you should get with my mother right now she's having like just a crisis if you've got time caller talk dogs go do something together yeah the sun needs to go out because these people do need to go to the beach yes I've got to work I'm still a local what is with it when you're like I'm on vacation let's just drive around to drive around well it's so I'll go to breakfast on the weekends whatever oh I mean clearly I go to breakfast every day but um I try to look at the weather to schedule what time I'm gonna go because if it's crap weather everybody is crowding every breakfast joint because this is what else to do so you cannot get a table or to see the counter after 8 30 8 45 through 11 11 30. it's just not worth it yeah and it ruins my day all right I guess I'm going back to bed all right so my mic's on right now I'm gonna try not to touch my mic stand as Dawn says it keeps going in and out what does my microphone okay I'm relying on your careers you sound like a beautiful robot thanks Greg welcome beautiful robot so Barnstable doesn't have fireworks uh nope the piping plovers um yeah freaking Birds I heard other countries eat them so I guess we're just growing other people's crops I don't know they don't look like they're able to go anywhere else we're not growing anything with those things yeah they stopped everybody from going out on sending that I don't know what's worse not having them becoming them last week like we did with mashed me to take the barges out another 500 feet what's up meanwhile we've got Falmouth and euromets that are like we don't care you're doing it yep burn everything right good morning Gene good to see you the piping plover must have mutated and made it on its way onto the board of everything in Barnstable I don't know I'm not against the birds I get it I mean I think fireworks suck because they're dogs dogs do not do not have fireworks but with PTSD they don't like them and um I guess they're trying to move towards laser light shows I'm down let's do some laser light shows let's glow stick up this place I'm all for it everyone's getting LSD what nothing oh John's babysitting a a Mastiff named BG and a four million dollar home on the west coast living the life my friends oh my pool deck John I thought of immediately because there was this ad that had to be shut down on indeed someone was looking for someone to care for their two dogs they would have their own house and a stipend of 120 pounds 000 pounds a year to watch two shih tzus that's a lot of shih tzu there were so many applicants for this dog that they had to shut it down they were like thank you we're good we have enough quality I don't think that they realized these people genuinely just wanted great Caregivers for their animals because they don't have kids yep the dink lifestyle go ahead say what the acronym is before people are like what is he talking about it's all about that dank life is why is Craig talking about Jinx on Snapchat it's all about that thing about that dink no children uh dual income no kids right great acronym wish I had adhered to it you need you need the deal part you bro you need the D Greg good luck microphones it's not actually whatever oh there we go I need the duel how's your how's your daily life going Greg yeah it's still sink it's sync single income no kids great I love you I know right he's like I signed up to go again ribs for free yeah it's just dragging along with the boys nope instead I come here that's it I appreciate it cheers I appreciate you so we were looking at um Pete Davidson's in rehab I saw that this morning uh yeah the guy's all over the place yeah it's a hot mess I mean the the total of the article alone I mean yeah of course what made me laugh though is whenever the and we were even discussing it off the air too we were talking about who writes the titles for these things the people that are like look at me I've got something to grab you with but they always whenever reporters post on anything they pick the craziest most deranged photo they can possibly find and put that one up there he looks like he had just been dug up and rolled out from a night out with his friends maybe two nights out with his friends and that was the photo that they posted that he's in rehab for PTSD and something else I forget what it was so I was like we wish you well Pete Davidson we wish Madonna well also who's not feeling well what if her bacterial infection was caused by Pete Davidson Peter Davidson looks like a bacterial infection I mean it's yeah it's either Pete Davidson or Nick Cannon let me know when I'm wrong this is horrible good morning tea how the hell are you your long table looked fabulous I didn't get to go to the long table I want to go to fun dinners I forgot it was even happening then I showed up to have dinner with friends and I didn't realize it like damn it I was two hours late to dinner oops whoopsies hey we just sat down we're gonna be here for a bit I'm like all right I'll keep working I just go I don't even look at the time like oh dude we left an hour ago yeah oh I bet but then on Main Street they had a long table it was such a fun sign of Summer with the long tables I don't even care what you're serving me I just like the whole vibe of it but the food also looked good so yeah but it means I had to sit still for like four or five yeah you're not good at that nope Greg are you on the move Greg you got to be in the movie Twitter twitcherson over here is like I gotta touch it I gotta move it let me try that let me move this how about if we I I did I have my dinner first I had my dinner first and I walked along table said I do a bunch of people and then I my 8 P.M client uh finally called me back and I showed up at nine o'clock yes I work at all hours of the day apparently yeah like yes I'm gonna have the night off nope they were just an hour behind well that's one of the things that I I love about summer time another one is the melody tent I've not had a chance everyone's going to Chase Rice tomorrow t put your helmet on for that one it's gonna be a wild and Ruckus show yeah nope I'm gonna stay away from that a little crazy it's a little too crazy for you I know and where people are loud and having fun and there's too many of them and there's no Elbow Room I don't want to be there well I just wrapped up an insane June it's so wedding season and um we're finally coming to an end right now a little bit of a break I don't have really any ones booked until September again which I'm I'm loving um it was crazy I had one at the Resort and Conference Center and there was another wedding going on next to it so I spent the half the time saying which which wedding are you here for go to that one which wedding are you here for go to that one then I saw another one of my DJ friends that was DJing that one and that looked all frazzled so I said uh Cliff go go investigate why uh sturdy is all frazzled so you walked over there and like I guess the bride and groom for whatever reason culturally they left this wedding they were gone for like three hours and in the meantime their wedding cake melted like there were so many other disasters going on at their wedding that they decided to piece out of but I guess uh it was their their culture yep don't blame me so now we've got people that were getting like wasted with the melted cake and it was just and mine was like nice quiet relaxed small happy and done by 9 00 p.m I was like I like this yeah I don't know so I was thinking what I might do for a birthday party in a moment of self-importance yeah and I oh hi and we got Studio guests oh T says I predict a solid 12 fake ID snatches every country show I think that that's a good number right there absolutely one dozen fake IDs please yep what is it about country shows and teens trying to drink they're all trying to find a country boy but they all want you know the the extra money income I don't know this explosion I Blame You Kenny Chesney I blame you nice that's personal I know we started the The Country Music Fest at Gillette Stadium I want to say how old's Lil 16 years ago um and I know because it was like a 90 degree day I just had Lily I went to the show and I get heat stroke I am not good in heat even when I was in the military I had red laces like she's a Fallout if it's hot don't put her in Alaska put her in Siberia don't put her in hot weather things it's just not where I belong and uh so it was one of those hot summer days but that's where I've never seen so many people that were in The Firm infirmary I'm there because I'm dehydrated and sweaty hot and I'm also nursing like I just birthed a baby I should be at this country show but I'm here more country than you think drinkers that were at the show and I was like what but it's the country Vibe yeah I went to one with some folks and uh asked one of the state troopers on Horseback he's like Yep this event is the worst all year all the Patriots games doesn't matter any other concert no problem Country Fest is just the biggest show of nut bags yeah oh yeah they all come out everyone's Twisted falling over before the show see that's awesome had a mother almost fight a bar staff because we took her underage son's ID and she says he needs that for Nashville next week or don't break the law wow that's awesome yeah I get it I understand that you think you have the most mature one but okay is that mature why does he need to do something crazy I don't know people are special people are special big time my sweetie is the best boy ever I've been helping him buy crack since he was 15. yeah right okay that's wow all right cool yeah we're having a departure from reality I feel as if every year goes on in the dawning of the online conversations where people really don't know how to talk to people in person anymore I feel like that that is my next thing I've been talking about this for a while but I really feel like I need to start doing some master classes on how to talk to people I was just talking to a fire uh retired firefighter that was gonna do uh CPR and EMT classes or whatever yeah I think I might have to do like a stand-up shake your hand Hi how are you I have to talk to you think as well yeah because like you can't just run in and treat everybody like a plastic body they're still human you how do you interact with them and nobody's interacting yeah yeah yeah that's a shame you know what's really sad you might have to do that as an online class double down get my online class yeah they're just zooming from bed well how to talk to people IRL when you're really up to it online course that's great ew people I don't want to yeah yeah you're a people person though you say you don't like people but you're also a people person okay here he comes old man Hillary I don't like too many people okay and I I want my personal space I have my bubble okay that's fair if my elbow goes up and someone is struck I there are too many people I like that if I'm if I'm at a concert and and somebody is just oh yeah nope bye-bye Greg you gotta go you can't even take it in the moment you're not there for that nope nope I want to enjoy my time you should be able to enjoy your time yeah why are you infringing on my time I don't want to be up nope nope get me away from the crowds I don't do this I feel like there's a time and place for all of it oh sure but I I know that I'm the grumpy I don't want to be elbowed by the drunk girl having her the time of her life yeah her 87th wife of the evening and wants to touch everybody and loves everybody exactly no yeah Greggy knows himself Greggy doesn't need to be there that reminds me of my uh my moment when I was at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and I had the drunk girl behind me spilling her wine on my back on my back excuse me excuse me yeah my shoes her shoes were in my my foot area oh funny that's a memorable part of this experience it was like one thing but it was the entire show she was a menace a menace I went to a concert last year my my buddy Pierre pressured me into it one with him his other buddy and his wife and um there was a woman there were apparently two seats that nobody showed up for and they uh people kept cycling but there was this woman probably in her 50s or 60s obliterated and she's got oh my gosh she had her phone she was trying to record and she was just dancing well that's the new version of the lighter though isn't it no but you looked over the phone and she's trying to record and she's just so wasted she's dancing trying to hold her phone upright she wanted that moment she's gonna look back at that moment though and maybe try it she kept tagging the back of the head behind her and then his little girl was like don't turn around don't say anything just let it I hope she opened up that phone with Supreme embarrassment the next day or it was probably just the flashlight and then some dude came out gave her smooch and kicked her out go back to the other group and then he was there and he was standing too close to me good morning Tony thank you so much for joining us yeah it is going to be a busy weekend I have comedy show live at the Navigator Alex giam Papa on Saturday night so I'm looking forward to that a little bit of fun comedy right around the corner from my house it's a win-win for me I don't have to travel far and also he's a funny dude with new material the minute that submarine imploded he had he added it to his stand-up routine oh no yep oh yeah and it was like billionaires are supposed to be smart right and I was like oh this is going to get good so I appreciate somebody writing their comedy and like throwing it out there immediately keeping your act a little bit fresh I think that that's super important I feel like these comedians get real stale and they have are one trick pony when they've perfected uh stand up routine and then they they roll at that stand-up routine yeah it's great they're going town to town but when you've already seen it you've already seen it well how many times you go to the same comedy show twice never Matt Rife can someone please explain this to me I don't get it he's good looking though I find him unattractive because he's like plastic looking I I don't know I'm straight I'm not I don't know I don't know what's attractive that's a cop-out you know what's attractive and what's not you have eyeballs right he's got he's not attractive to me yeah he's a well no he's a fit dude I don't know what the X Factor is there oh there are yes women love him yeah for sure he's a fit dude he's got light eyes he's been in the public Circle he plays off to this you know whatever wannabe Playboy whatever I'm happy for him yeah chicks are all over it okay great I just I don't get it yeah but I don't think his comedy is all that funny have you watched any of it it's whatever that extra yes it's all over my Instagram so when I scroll reels when I'm you know generally in the restroom um come on tell me it's real time yeah yeah you're sitting there it's either news articles or stupid crap it's either puppies with bad voice-overs right where the parents and I'm guilty of it I'm the first one to walk into a house and like pet the dog and like oh yeah you're like you know all the stupid voices so it's either dogs or stupid comedians or some guy doing something stupid dude uh you know small engine or a truck or something yeah dumb things with gasoline comedians have you laughed have you laughed out loud while watching Matt Rife some of his crowd work Rooney's like hitting on somebody and they're clearly just in shock yeah I mean have you laughed out loud at Matt Rife in the bathroom I try not to laugh out loud why are you going to communal potties watching about Rife just sit there for a couple minutes if you're in there alone what do you care if you're laughing out loud no one else is around I mean if I did it I've got 47 people that are like what is she doing in there is she okay honestly if I start hearing your deep belly laugh you're like something good is happening yo send me that and no one needs to be here just be just just be thankful I only send you like one hundredth of the crap I see on the internet because every so often I'll send her something funny I please everyone send me the memes send me the funny reels I always need to be entertained so you don't have enough time no I don't but I like every once in a while getting a little message with something funny behind it that makes my heart Happy so please send them along and if they're great I will share them because I like to do that every once in a while well do you want the sarcastic screwed up ones or do you want the light-hearted fun all of it I feel like there's a time and place for all of it all right and you never know like rtb the other day sent me this like this a package of rolls with like the little AB thing and then I immediately sent him a muffin top like immediately right back as if we were both on the opposite scales of the same Bakery situation perfect and that was that moment I had a moment I shared it I've got three so I usually forward things to like maybe 20 people in my recent list whatever a couple of them are ladies uh most of them are guys and there's two or three guys that you can you know you can send the screen there's different levels of things out there like this should not be said out loud but oh my gosh who can I share this with because inappropriate extra inappropriate pornographic like where like wherever we're going on what is that scale yeah well the things that are just like oh you can't say that out loud you no no it's funny it's true but you can't say that nope The Stereotype stuff you only have a couple people you could send that crap to and then I send it back it's great it's great but you can't send that to your mom what do you send your mom nothing I will use um I had a tarot card reading yesterday and one of them so I told you I gave the guy nothing and he was giving me back all this stuff and then he picked up the card and he was like blah blah blah this that this is Leo energy and I just kind of chuckled to myself so I was like that's my mother yep and then afterwards I said That's My Mother by the way well she's retired and now she is taking apart our house and trying to put it on the market and now she's she wants to come and spend time with us here on the on the East Coast yeah we're gonna stay in the RV my mother is an in-theory person so she loves the idea of things but when things are then and um deployed or employed then we don't like anything we have not liked this plan I hated this from the beginning but she loves the idea of things have you ever met those people that just their their ideas and their plans are so wonderful and grandiose and then when it's time to do it they're like oh this is not what I wanted I didn't want any of that I think that's everybody in the bathroom I'm gonna get up I'm gonna prepare for a marathon I'm gonna eat a salad seven times a day and they go back the conversations your internal dialogue does not match your external wishes this is this is what she suffers from yeah yeah and I try and remind her of it all the time and then she just doesn't listen so I don't know what to do yep I really don't so I just try and be supportive because that's the person I am the supportive one is that what we're doing today okay are you feeling okay about that okay I've I've had a few people say over the years you know for when I first met you or saw you you know you were nice and simple whatever but getting to know you you are not the same person I thought you were that happens for the good or for the bath circumstances go either way a friend's parent had a an event uh said wow for a big guy you get down on the dance floor like I did not see that coming I don't know if I should be flattered or offended but thank you pretty entertaining yeah you just surprise people wow you're a chatty Kathy yeah well I've had 17 pounds of coffees oh yeah happens was that a time that you split your pants on the Dance Floor I want to be your friend but you sound like a robot go away what is new in the life of Greg uh uh you know me just partying already now seriously all we do is work what do we do with Workaholics I don't know I I did something you did what some karaoke you had some um questionable choices last night I kind of like yeah that was about it you keep it fresh well so somebody uh a small group of us was out and like oh my gosh my mutual friend usually does this with me will you do it like sure uh what are you saying I don't know pick a genre like I I don't care that is one thing I really appreciate appreciate about Greg is here's an idea let's get down with this and you're like okay yeah well don't you think you're getting there I don't have enough shame I don't care let's go I don't know if it's shamer you're just down to clown you're just like let's let's make this happen I have to be a serious overthinker all day long I I over plan everything I do for work and that's why my clients hire me is because I try to figure out everything that they could screw up and try to limit it and then label things accordingly that's positive I could install this premium but you're gonna screw it up so we're going to go this route and oh thank you appreciate it um so yeah if I could just sit there and be one of the many that's just being a burden to everyone else's eardrums or karaoke I'm down yeah there were some uh but you'll get in with ballads and then you'll do Duets which I also love and he doesn't throw too many voices but you do have a great voice oh stop you do though stop it's not fake I just have some fun although I will say um if you do try to shut the mic off on me which does happen quite regularly um I'm just going to go acapella so if I'm in if one night I was standing there I did the last song and then people were still having a good time I was having a good time so I just started end of the road and we just kept repeating the chorus for Boys to Men under the road for a solid 10 minutes but he's clap it and singing along and just falling over and it was just we're just trying to scream and the bartender's looking at me like right stop thank you stop was this one of our mutual friends uh uh I mean we know everybody that's also true good morning Dave was he related was was she related to Dave Noble no oh no but she loves it when I do um they they choose for me to do puddle of Mud She Hates Me but it's an it's a it's a love song it's a love song it's about a broken heart you're not gonna get me it's great so I go up there and you see me dying laughing you know something's wrong I'm gonna say It's a Love Song and that's she hates me she absolutely hates me and by the end of it usually there's a couple people dying laughing and a couple people singing along because it's just it's a stupid song where everybody can understand the lyrics and you just start screaming it's like Boyz II Men under the road you gotta sing something that everybody can get in on Friends in Low Places simple that lit up a dance floor of a wedding that I did and I couldn't believe it master class and I was like sure okay and everybody it brought all the boys to the yard I was like okay um Garth Brooks my uh go-to I want everybody on the Dance Floor song Coolio one two three four something that's a good one completely underrated nobody thinks of it or plays it but afterwards everyone's like oh a little toe tap it and then yeah right it's a fun one yeah I like it nobody ever thinks of it we had some um crazy crime happening on um our main streets of Hyannis what the frag oh no do we know everybody in this story no oh good we don't know any of them there are teenagers with guns like where do we live right now that was Sunday afternoon we've got that going on Falmouth we've had people Roofing drinks again I thought we started that last summer or whatever some crazy stuff and then it happened twice over the weekend please be safe while you are going out please don't be an idiot and what the hell is happening there's no shame in asking for your drinking a kitty cup with a lid no it's legit or have somebody watch your dreams these are just Stacy precautions yeah or I like the roofie roof where you take a Bev nap you put a hole in it you slide it over the straw I like it roofie roof I mean yeah but you can lift it up and whatever but you're gonna see someone hopefully do this you've got to like it's like the little man in a cup when you're playing I'm so worried for my 20-something to go out and hang out with their friends I really am worried for her when she's I'm and I have to go through the speech of just make sure just make sure I know she's smart enough to know but at the same time freaks me the hell out it's also I guess harder to put stuff into a can like a white cloth high noons that freaking white claw good morning Danielle thanks for joining us if the bartender hates you or loves you you get the same beverage every time or those bartenders that love you and they think they're doing you a favor by giving you a one that is not your favorite three four well depends on the night do I need to catch up was Greg working until 11 and I got the 11 30. make it a good one she's over here doing limbo and karaoke at the same time someday somebody's gonna make it yeah no problem I just felt that drink for you yeah right you you get them no no it's not good and then somebody was saying the high noons are doing a tequila seltzer now and those are popular like nope I don't need more tequila in my life no I just I've done enough dancing I tend to stay away from those ones I do like um the I forget what they're called I mean there's a thousand of them now I know but there's a new one that's on the market that I kind of like because it tastes like real Fruit I can't remember the name of it and don't drink them often I don't know anything about fruit I can tell you about pancakes syrup one I'm gonna make it in the next one let's go what's what's your fare for uh Fourth of July I know you're serving hot dogs for the Kiwanis but is that what you think of when you think of Fourth of July because it just turns me off it's got the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest competitive eating grosses me out I can't I mean yeah that's understandable I can't the guy that usually wins it is probably seven pounds yeah oh yeah they're not big people no oh it's lettuce what yeah it's water and you just nope so I did this Wing eating thing for a charity fairly recently and uh one of the guys there like follows competitive eating he's the one who won um but he follows them like their dreams like wrestlers like they're this action figure that he looks at like they're The Avengers everybody's got their thing well also you have um slap competitions now or two individuals line up at a Podium and you stand there and you wait for the other guy to line up and you just see someone get rocked and it's usually some like 200 253 350 and they put you into similar weight class and you just see one guy with is this on like espn8 is this like where they have the cornhole tournaments yeah it's all on the oak everything's on the Ojo but no you just see somebody you you got you can only rotate the hips and shoulders you can't come you can't come from South Central L.A and just rock Massachusetts right you've got to stay within your state but you see them line up and you just see then you just see people fall over and you hear crunch oh my gosh and you see these large that's not a sport why I mean is it just severe boredom people do stupid stuff every day well I know that but we've all watched jackass and incredible or what's that other one with Rob Dyrdek that show makes me cringe Robin big or Ridiculousness oh yes that show really makes me cringe I can't watch people getting hurt it gives me like anxiety I can't watch it I'm I'm the guy it's funny to see if if uh if a gentleman were to be kicked in the hi Danielle have a great day uh um me and most guys are the first nope nope sympathy pain can't do it no do ladies have an equivalent sympathy pain like if you see uh a woman in some accident or get hit in some way shape or form that's me for everything though I when I see anybody injure themselves I feel it like I think of it I get it because I've hurt myself just about it just thought about it I know oh yep I get it I did I hate it I couldn't ooh that enrolled ankles yeah oh yeah so I grew up wearing the wrong size shoe apparently all the time oh Dave Noble said um Vivian just said that's the guy who ate three burgers at our house love you babe please please let's hear about this since we're getting into competitive eating and food talk so a few years ago you know Vivian's a food counter or was everyone pre-covered uh quarantine whatever era every so often um Dave and I would appreciate a burger and just randomly go out to different restaurants and hey you want to go what was the one Flynn's almost under the bridge that's now closed and they had was it the Donegal I think the peanut butter um one on a couple places now do it but the running thing was hey you want to just like escape and go find a burger yeah sure um and he'd be able to do it at times Well fast forward we haven't done it in quite some time yeah but the other day uh maybe a few weeks ago he was like you know what I made some burgers with the kids nice solid good the man could cook yeah oh yeah um he's like you know what I was gonna wrap him up but I'm like I think Greg would enjoy this and I just happened to be like ready to go find food I'm like I will be there in seven minutes GPS says showed up in 6 30 because you got to beat every clock and yeah I just may or may not have eaten solid Burgers oh yeah Oh Daddy gets down I can put away some cheeseburgers good morning Kevin misconception I I cannot wait to get back to p-town and see your show very much looking forward to it that is what I'm going to do I've got I'm trying to take the whole month of August off so I can enjoy the place that I work so freaking hard to live in we live here we spend so much money to stay here we work 47 side hustles 18 jobs we slay to live here I would like to even just look at today I'll be at Shipwrecked where I'll look at the ocean I won't be in the ocean or get at it but I'll at least be able to see it in the background I'm getting closer Craig as as your closing statements thank you all for coming you should just run to the beach and take a dip that's it right before yeah because I don't have to work tonight tonight which is kind of exciting so I might be able to take a little dip after sweating it out with a big big Jenga and Whose Line Is It Anyway it's going to be interesting yeah just tell everybody good night drop a mic and go run that's it I'm gonna go for a swim bye I saw a deer I was working down there that's a deep swim over from um right people that don't live close to that they don't really realize who was moving much water yeah they swim over to the vineyard came up shook it off and just ran into the woods it's a freaky thing when you're in a boat though and you see them swimming over and you're like near them and you're okay because they're on vacation too they you should be leaving the islands though because there's a lot of hunting over there get out of there Bambi go run and then you had the orcas whatever fighting all around town oh there's yeah we've already talked about this there's a lot of in our ocean yeah it turns out it's there huh boaters how how are the waters right now I'm just curious Dave enjoys getting on his boat well Tori was it talking to me about sailing season and it's just something I really don't get the tourist sale I was like oh no I don't I can't even tell you what that would cost or how angry that would make me I said it sounds bad but the custom sale you put the word custom in front of anything that just automatically has a zero to the end of whatever it is right all I know is if you do Terror sale duct tape doesn't work right go get the actual tape for the sale trust me can you sell you can sew sales right uh guys I don't know anything about sailing zero thing so if you sew it together it's already just woven Fabric and with the amount of pressure the wind it's gonna just rip off anyway you're just going to tear it up or it's going to create this ugly scar like uh stitches just bunched up skin um yeah no I don't think it'll work as well that sounds terrible I mean if you don't want to be Tom Hanks in a you know coconut then yeah use you stitch up that sale but I'm not you try to get the tape or replace the whole thing Cliff was going to get one of those little sunfishy things and throw it in the pond across the street but we don't use it enough to even have it and also the thought of me sailing with my husband we kill each other one of us would not make it back from that Excursion I grew up on sunfishes at uh we caught her leg to my parents get me out of the house yeah um yeah no they're a lot of fun to capsize as a child when you're scared to death and you're stuck under because you're wearing your life jacket and it's probably too big for you so there's too much flotation and then your head's just stuck there freaking out having an anxiety attack no all you gotta do is take off the life jacket and swim off from underneath we have a similar situation in our house with Lily I don't think that there was uh she did not vote for a solid three years she was not allowed on my friend's boat because we had a life jacket incident in which she has tactile dysfunction and she proceeded to scream for a two hour boat ride yeah boating is not for everything not for everybody I enjoyed it I was working in Charleston South Carolina and we flew in uh we got in early um checked in on a Sunday afternoon like three o'clock to the hotel like all right we got the rental we're not working till tomorrow morning uh sir the front desk where should we go it's like well you got the nearby you got these three uh bars generally and this one allows dogs done gone all right so there I go sweet yep the other two guys are with me um and they're from like please tell me I ended up at jeans uh I don't remember the name all I know is I was scratching the ears you know getting the good boy tail whack you know um and then we made friends and by friends I mean some drunk girl was flirting with one of us we ended up on their boat now I'm with a couple of my buddies um uh I want to say Fall River Brockton area um so we get out of the boat and I'm from the cape and any chance to go swimming okay great um met these people ended up on a boat it was a wonderful beginning to a Horror Story perhaps yeah I put my hand over into the water and it's like bath water so it's it's like April and I can't get that for like another three months up here solidly so maybe in August I'm got my khaki shorts on that's it you know shirt socks and I just jump in my buddy's like what are you doing I'm like I can't get this for like another three months yeah I'm enjoying it you just you just jumped off a random dude's boat I'm like dude yeah I'm going to just be a slave to the job for the next seven days I'm gonna go swimming like you're crazy like you stay on the boat make sure they pick me up thank you yeah right you're on a boat with strangers who's crazier I'd rather be in the ocean I have a Fighting Chance listen I'm pretty and stupid I'm gonna tell you the waves were coming in I wasn't paying attention but the tide was going out so as I'm swimming back to the boat they're going in I'm being pulled out I actually held on to one of the big markers one of the big buoys with a ladder on it live my best life I love that yep I love that for me just decided to go swimming no no I just left it I love that period I know I know you're just staying in dislike I've loved that for you the whole phrase makes him so mad speaking of burgers there was a woman in Ohio who found a nose ring in her Quarter Pounder nice with cheese Hi how are you I can't think of anything grosser to find in your Quarter Pounder I think people have found severeign so do you double down and finish it or do you do you take it back I mean how drunk are you I mean I think that that would cure my problem with fast food real fast no thank you I'm good yeah I had breakfast around nine o'clock yesterday and then I was working and realized I was going to be stuck in a client I thought for two hours turns out I was there for four and I'm glad I stopped at Honeydew and got a um sausage cheese and a croissant like that's this is my diet because this is my health gee self-care self-care well there's another deficit my behind there's another weird story here about a man eating a messy three-course meal on a train despite passengers begging them to stop it looks as if he's eating chili on a moving drain I can't think of anything more dangerous that's like eating hot soup while driving nice do not recommend or if there's some funky meat in there and now it smells funny yeah yeah well there's a video of it that all the other passengers were like come on please stop that man doesn't care he does not care it looks like he's had a long day work and he's just trying to get down with whatever soup he's eating on a very busy moving train yeah last time I was on the T in Boston I looked at the person with me I'm like is is this real life like oh yeah this is common this is this is just disgusting like human beings are doing this yeah or whatever they were doing I just was shocked like give me a parking space I will drive I don't know why public transportation works so well everywhere else but in this country we just don't do it right and I don't know why it can be so much better people people are special that's all I know painful I'd like to get them off of our freaking roads somebody posted the picture of the Cape Cod tunnel somewhere and it was just like the Callahan tunnel that they changed for sandwich born or whatever and I I laughed I had a good chocolate at the Photoshop secret out yeah right but it made me laugh just because I really I wish we had one I mean at this point we need it and then you got calls to figure out how to replace the bridges or some people are hey let's fill in the canal you don't if you do darn if you don't on all the options because we still only have a couple main roads in and out yeah and then if you're in Barnstable you got we clock it like in the center of it and there's three roads all around it and then they close one right why is life awful oh great remember the road that was opened yesterday today it's closed good luck to you and it's paved like this because it's temporary they're going to tear up this tomorrow because they can only do 40 feet and then they close it down like whoever proposes this contract after July this is so bad why ever whatever large corporation proposed this contract knew what they were doing let me tell you well at least we don't have Fourth of July fireworks so we don't have to worry about that yeah go to everybody else's beaches terrorize their piping blowers seriously all right what's in the movies this weekend the Barbie movie people are they're calling it Barbie core Barbie core they're decorating their house in magentas and hot pinks like it's now a thing what's Barbie core that's what they're calling it yeah all right never I didn't even listen my dad builds elevators he worked for Otis Elevator he built my Barbies a hydraulic elevator because I asked for a Barbie dream house and my dad was like that's too expensive let me build you something better I mean he built me an actual working elevator for my Barbie perfect I see nothing wrong with it but all I would do with my Barbies was cut off all of their hairs is that why we get along so much growing up Greg it's definitely a psychological issues and they would draw on their faces and make them look like gems Misfits like because I wanted something freaking cooler than Barbie then you have Billy Madison I'm not gonna kill him today oh man I made all my Barbies look like Steve Buscemi never anything pretty it always had to be mucked up so I just don't get wanting to decorate like that I never I never liked that Pretty in Pink and I don't know Mildred's whatever no I don't know decorate a thing yep nope but also I'm just not rushing to them I have not been to a movie in so long I really want to go to the Falmouth Cinema pubs the last one that I saw was 80 for Brady it's been a while I need to go see a movie of some sort I just saw the list you went by yourself I love that I need to have lunchtime movie dates to uh go with myself yeah I mean I'll go with you um Tuesdays are half price tickets okay and the theater's empty pick a seat I'm so down for this it's great like if I randomly have an afternoon or I gotta go see oh I gotta go see fast X that's a guilty one like I just have to see it but I'm so busy is that the end of the oh no it's part one of two because Vin Diesel needs more family yep good grad you know bro how are you give me some Applause on that one thank you appreciate it love it yeah no I mean beating a dead horse and I can't wait to see how they have a Paul Walker Cameo yes I can't believe they're dead alone seriously they have to milk it we don't need Holograms we don't need stuff that they've never said or dredged up old stuff and the poor man let him it's creepy to me when I hear commercials on the radio when I hear people that I know are no longer with us it freaks me out I don't I don't like it I know that people are trying to make these living memorials where there's Holograms of your living person and now with AI you can recreate it as if they're still here no no I dislike that very much it freaks me out yeah you're perpetuating someone else's grief yeah yeah it's real it's real weird for me it's uncomfortable yeah I don't like it you know how do you remember a past life oh let's try to recreate it yeah so double down with what we think they would say yeah leave Paul Walker alone please please um so that's a movie that you've got coming up that you want to see I I will see Barbie but I will wait until it is on the small screen I do not need to rush out and see that uh Jack Ryan I think will be on Amazon very excited for that and that's the last one tomorrow the 30th that's tomorrow yeah supposedly season four is going to be yeah this is it I'm kind of disappointed about that there was also a spin-off of Bosch I think but it was on a different Circle there are too many things coming out now it's so funny because it's cyclical I know they're writer strike we had they were filming something here in Chatham and The Writers Guild happened to be here and any people that were part of the writer's Guild went and boycotted because they're still on strike there's going to be a real giant Hull in our our consumption of entertainment coming up real shortly they're just gonna remake Footloose again yeah word for word let's go for it well it'll be in that moment where people will have this spark of Ingenuity I feel like it's going to be this creative space because people will be forced to go do things actually in person no they're just gonna legally stream it no they'll have watched everything we've consumed it all now let's go out and make let's go out and do things I think so Serafina I think books are gonna make a comeback I've got a stack of ones over there to start which I'm excited for I mean I still have conversations with people oh my gosh you see the movie read the book I read the book it was so do you and then you also have the die hards that are I won't watch the movie because I read the book and it meant more to me because you get to use your own imagination yeah I'm an object of motion stays in motion kind of person so if I got a book and I'll rifle through it then I'll get another one then I'll get another one then I'll get another one then I get one to that I don't really like very much and then I'm off books then I'm on to the next thing I yeah I'm a Binger I'm a good Watcher I'm a Binger of all things though I'm like oh I like this oh yeah I forgot I like this I want it all the time then I get bored of it and then it's to the next so yeah I've got my little cycle of things but I would also like time off to be able to focus on a book where I'm not falling asleep or following it closely and focusing on the book itself and nothing else I need a bubble I haven't created my little bubble yet but I'm getting there I'm marking things off my to-do list you saw that that a girl I sometimes make up to-do lists and stuff I've already done just so I could cross it off I feel like he builds a little momentum that might make you a psychopath it might be an issue I think we all need a little momentum sometimes and if that's what kicks it in Greg who are you gonna tell me now plus two equals four math genius new Einstein seriously we need to create our own narratives I feel like if you're gonna leave us today with anything create your own narrative if that's what works for you get it going yeah and when I practice pick up lines in the mirror let me tell you how the well they work in real life exactly Serafina said there's nothing wrong with wrong or a tone and it's like oh you did something yeah now let's go do more things yep no no not for you I'm too late I gotta go to work that's disappointing not not right now right now I'm here for it but I'm just saying so I will see you next Thursday why let's just stay on the air until next Thursday you've got enough people to bring us food let's go well rock paper scissor for bathroom breaks we're staying live for a week no that's not how that works I don't think if I sat in this chair for another hour I'd be able to get up ever again up to the point where I'm like I need to move my body it's overrated never watched the movie Wally I feel like that's what we're turning into no the blobs on the the the airplane that's just out there perpetually they didn't know that real life existed well like w-a-l-l-e yes the robot yes uh nope it's what's happening in society right now uh what about telling you what about idiocracy I didn't see that oh do I need to see it so for instance I think okay they just surmise it for me so I don't have to so pot will basically if you think of today's world and how screwed up it is you basically have the plot for the movie okay celebrities are running the country uh nobody takes care of themselves or cares they all just sit in front of their screens uh Crocs so supposedly the shoe the Crocs were supposed to be so out there and they came out and they were put in that movie because nobody would wear these rubber shoes um now they are absolute fashion statement and people are accessorizing them that's real oh there is it's like it's almost like The Simpsons how they predicted almost every social catastrophe yeah I'm all about it yeah right I feel like Jimmy I love that crack life and I love it I feel like Jimmy Fallon and uh Justin Timberlake actually you just have to say that all the time they haven't done anything stupid on the internet together lately no he's being a parent yeah well I guess you know it does take you out for a solid decade of not doing things you take care of yourself and your family first right yeah what about my needs of just stupid they're my friends yeah he's gonna play with me yeah who's gonna entertain me while I pick my nose and hate everybody yeah puppies all right this is degenerative I love you Tracy Morgan I ended up on some YouTube chain of him just acting I do like Tracy Morgan him being erratic during like talk show host interviews so just him being Tracy Morgan just ruining Conan O'Brien's life scaring the heck it's always funny when you have someone like Jimmy Fallon go oh nope nope because I hope we're gonna get canceled no like what do we do when you see him get frantic and things are just weird and you can't control it it's always fun for me I'm like that I call that on I'm like what that's weird and fun let's do that yeah particularly when you try to wind me up about this embarrassing screwed up story of mine Craig yeah oh by the way this stupid thing happened to me my dear friend Stephanie and I'd like to tell you about it just don't bring it up on the air five minutes later so someone had a good weekend thanks Stephanie very wonderful no I no I can't do some results anymore thank you let's tell that story it's a joke I made that one up stop stop I have this Vision now of you and I in the field doing somersaults all the way to like the knock about beer garden just because I'm thinking of like an open green area I I would need it all right I'm gonna go put on my granny panties and we're gonna go get this done you guys have a great day for Greg and Stephanie we appreciate you we'll talk to you next time I really do I think I'm gonna do that I think we should do that I'm gonna put on my granny panties what's happening hahaha