Greg and Stephanie

are you ready we're ready okay we're here I didn't do my hair oh God he was trying to fluff it up earlier though I wasn't fluffing anything what are you talking about oh good morning here we go oh you did make me laugh it's Greg it's Stephanie how are you I'm charging a dollar a joke I think I made 17 cents so far you know what I've got to commend you you were early this morning caffeine with well that helps and then also with all of the roads ripped up I did I didn't know what was going to be open what was going to be closed and how quickly we were going to be able to get here this morning I figured I'd actually try to beat the road work I'm proud of you they were getting ready by the Mashpee police station to go out okay interrupt everyone's life yeah they weren't in the street yet and I know that that's not their most favorite thing to do either also remember the people that are doing those details they don't want to do this they don't want to ruin your day they don't need your drama thank you First Responders yes and thank you for everyone uh upgrading our infrastructure just don't do it specifically when I'm on the road that's all I ask right just plan your day around the chance I might drive down the road isn't that that's what people want I've seen a lot of terrible accidents though recently just because people are just not paying attention whipping through intersections that are being torn up right now and causing General Mayhem so not out you've had some Saturday nights out recently that are are interesting I've committed to Too Much rtb wants to uh just say hi good morning White Club yeah right I know it's fabulous yeah he just scored some sort of um art bag New Edition scotch and he was very excited to share it with me he said guess what I just got and it's usually about Scotch so I wagered in and I was correct nice you know it's bad when the liquor store is holding a specific bottle for you and said you have a couple of days to get this before we release it I'm not saying which one because I don't know if that's legal or not however if you are the customer that does in fact collect these bottles because he doesn't even drink them he just collects them just so we could have them ah okay but does he enjoy a nice guy of course yeah everyone's that's one of those drinks that you can have two fingers and be done with it for a while you know all right that sounded hahaha so two fingers of whiskey it's just a rocks glass with some oh and the um the big silicone tube all right I like those yeah not everybody fingers is just like a couple ounces in a rocks class for those asking right what's going on and it's you don't need a metered pour for that one yeah we're not going to Fridays oh don't I miss Fridays though it really kind of was the fun Gathering spot at the mall yeah so does the court report no let's talk about well no Fridays there's that it's full up with other nonsense that's going on in town so that's fine oh we've got the nonsense what have you been doing lately uh working and then uh I committed to too many social Gatherings that's a real burden oh the friends I have the real burden so as a Cape Cod resident uh I have no idea what exists uh over the bridge I live off of GPS but a friend's birthday wanted to go to uh I want dive bars and dive bar pizzas you know some people like oh I want to make a big spectacle I want to do a nice dinner or I want to go out I want to Pub crawls like nope I want to go to two places I want just Bud Lights all night and I just want to have a good time okay wow this is cheap but somehow uh I ordered one drink for myself in the entire tab actually ended up on my credit card don't you love that the bartender just saw me and said I can tell that guy looks like a sucker you're a sucker good morning Eva thank you so much for coming out last night so good to see your face and spend some time together good morning Michael thank you for joining us here uh our live stream is being brought to you by MBR Landscaping definitely call Bruno as fast as you can because they are getting so inundated with requests for people for the landscaping business the cleaning business MBR landscaping.com now they've got a woodworking business they just keep adding things well that's part of the entrepreneur addiction like oh I could do this and I can make money at it and I enjoy it and I hire the guys that could do it I like that you said that the entrepreneurial addiction yeah oh let's start it up another business because I'm sure you know particularly with everybody asking for advertising and time and what should I do that everybody that has like four hustles going on yeah and they one or two to ten of them turn into a legitimate business yeah if I can find staffing for those legitimate businesses so that would be great I'm sorry one of my clients a business owner and she's got maybe 10 employees yeah she's ready to pull her hair out like oh I could use a couple employees but I don't work well with people so that's a detractor we are actually going to be hosting auditions for hosts here at lemonadeio so stay tuned for that under the camera and just stare at them to see how uncomfortable they get I don't know if I would say that to people that's helpful well they're gonna they may need they can't just do this if they do have a good personality they're gonna have to do Live Events that's true so you're welcome Under Pressure you're going to provide the pressure under pressure I'm gonna heckle I'm gonna it's like when I go into a restaurant and I know half the staff if not all of them a regular Cape Cod occurrence though between you and I yeah and the amount of restaurants I've worked in and yeah we've all hung out I mean Escape God what else you do right and uh the like Greg go easy on the new kid like I didn't do anything yet I haven't even started I haven't even sent back my chips because I did look foreign speaking of heckles so last week while I was away dealing with family I had my husband who was left behind to do my job and his jobs but she was not pleased with he was very very busy but he said he was heckled and he's like he didn't know how to handle it you do have to learn how to handle things sometimes we're and it was a restaurant in Falmouth and it was a couple of old the older women that were hackling him probably thought it was cute it's flirting yeah but I no he was just like I don't know what to do and it was so stressed out and they weren't very nice it's like yeah it happens like you definitely have to develop a thick enough skin to be okay and he's normally not phased by people like that but he felt that he should be phased because he was representing me in this position and he's like I know that you would have handled it so much better and I didn't know what to do roll the eyes laugh and continue talking exactly you just gotta suck it up sometimes and and deal with it and he did obviously it wasn't his most fun outing I can imagine this it's rotten heckling ladies and our drummer or not I was like oh sorry good morning Dave good morning Samantha thank you so much for joining us Samantha how are things in the Provincetown region are you guys getting ready for a big tourist season it's gonna be a lot of people I feel so I joke that the Cape Cod population like triples in the summer yeah I feel like it's I speculate that it's like tenfold inside like down Cape yeah yeah everybody's coming in everyone's doing the BNB and then it's just a ghost town but I feel like Commercial Street now is like the time for like the locals to wander and then you people watch I love it right now because they've got all the Portuguese flags of flying because it's just like the start of summer and it just it makes my heart Happy it's just I don't know it's warming it is it's like oh we're supposed to be here now I'm I'm a year-round Province Town visitor even in the doldrums of winter I do enjoy it because it's quiet it's fun you get to see the sights most of Provincetown is still open I mean right now the seasonal stuff is starting to open so that's exciting but Venezia's has got their breakfast brunch back on the weekends Paul I love you I'm very excited to come on back and have brunch we need some good brunches in the upper Cape region if anybody's got any details and some good brunches mama likes her mimosas and likes her brunches hey Adam how are you thanks for joining us um yeah it is my favorite time of year too it's that excitement Factor yep grass is coming pollen's coming down you see it too yep my black truck is now yellow up I as I was pulling into the kids school the other day I was like look at it all all that pollen it's gonna come down you just see it I haven't been affected yet speak for yourself but it's coming and yeah Paul is the best I agree um so what's going on in the world you brought something to my attention yesterday that I really wanted to discuss RPV thank you Sunny brunch at Liam McGuire's ooh Irish pub with music gotta check it out Nat says good morning to us both morning so Satan Khan yes so I was scrolling through Instagram reels you know I should have been asleep but um addiction and uh I stumbled on a guy I followed that is just makes a mockery of sports whatever but he's walking around Boston apparently this past weekend and he was taken aback let's say by some folks dressed up in uh particular guard before it's an actual convention yes yep um and excuse me one guy I think interviewed was saying that it wasn't necessarily that we worship the devil and want everybody to be damned um but some of the interviewers were were basically just Pro staying out of other people's lives do what you own want and it's not necessarily you know drinking everybody's blood or vampires or whatever vampirism I mean is a vampire oh you're checking in from Saint Augustine Florida I want to talk about tourists my aunt said she can't even go there anymore there's so many tourists um but Satan Khan world's largest gathering of satanists held diversity and fellowship I think so when you go on to the satanic temple or whatever apparently there's a branch in Maine I want it's not going to be flagged for something now that I'm actually looking into I don't want to go what are you gonna do because if you don't expose yourself to the world you'll learn nothing about it I guess do I want to open myself up to the dark arts I don't know I I just want to people watch uh I'm sick I want to bring my own pop even anything like that Greg is Teflon none of that's gonna stick to you Greg wants to see what other people do and people watch I'm all about auras and and feels and I feel like if I'm opening myself up to that I'm Something's Gonna Come Home With Me Golden Rule I just want to watch everybody live their best life and hope they're doing the best for it and I I want to have a conversation with you I want to learn your point of view and this looks like a very different point of view and I want to learn about it and Dave hagner who am I to judge I don't know yeah I'm down I'm ready to go if anybody wants to do a satanic temple run apparently there's a New York branch and one in Maine oh wow dude I'm there for it weekend huh I'm just looking at all these outfits and yeah these these are some interesting people mm-hmm wow people it looked like people were getting married yeah almost a thousand people in Boston gathered so yep apparently it's a big thing yeah yeah I had I had no idea but the freedom of others should be respected including the freedom to offend which I think is really what we are having a problem with as far as our society we are free to offend people it's okay the ability to listen is out the window yeah and people watching as absolutely a sport it really is that's great just ask Greg and I we we definitely are active followers of said Sports um so also uh there was something that I wanted to talk to you about and now I can't remember what it was I feel like that was an off limits topic we talked about off the air so I'm gonna have to leave that alone I'm trying to queue that up yeah I'm gonna leave it alone yeah I'll see if I can bring you around listen with the if the if the home bar is open at 3 A.M we don't talk about things after after two I I've been trying to not and just as much just because I've got a lot going on this weekend I'm ingesting not at all it's Cinco de Mayo and Stephanie is not drinking because I've got rock for hit so I am going to be driving a vehicle for the next 48 hours so I definitely need to get a nap and I feel like I've just been propelled into this week with all the stuff that I left behind last week that I'm making up for this week and I'm going to be driving all weekend um so there there's a No-No factor I think my team would not really be happy if we were imbibing out of respect for you and others there that I know I will have a margarita for you thank you it's respect I knew I could count on you listen I'm here for you sister thank you so may the fourth be with you I do want to make mention of the fact that this is not good Greg you're never really all that sloppy though you're not a sloppy drunk you just make bad decisions and you get louder I don't think I make bad decisions I think I make fun decisions and then I go oh that was louder than anticipated most of the time good morning Jackie Jackie your response made me a little bit sad I posted today's question is basically what was your best or worst Mother's Day gift and she was like nothing at all wait was that the best or the worst like that's just the worst and the worst well depends I mean if you want a day off well I'm fine with that sign me up for that and also I got a little sidebar with the miribo salon oh we had a girl's thing that I desperately needed on Tuesday I wasn't invited no well you're not one of the girls and their Spa is closed until the end of May for repair it's Mother's Day this is the did you not talk to the people involved in all this and said this is probably the worst month for us to do the repairs maybe some pipes broken I know well that's putting a damper in everybody else's plans just so you know some stuff's unplanned and we're gonna have to figure it out can we get some more Spas please we need it mental health is at a critical crisis Point here where are the spas uh oh you didn't even get a card Jackie that makes me sad hugs to you good morning Lauren good morning Loomis Satan con so furries with horns and fangs oh boy oh boy there's different levels of furries nope come on Greg we were going to jump past PG-13 real quick yeah no but there's people that will walk around dressed up as um favorite animals or uh favorite character animals stuffed animals whatever and there's also ones that bring said attire including you know full mask not like oh a cutout and I drew whiskers and I'm a kitty cat no like and they also bring it into their bedrooms yeah there's there's Different Strokes for different folks that's it did you have to use the word stroke while we were discussing this did you though good morning Thanos did ya I'm just saying was it necessary absolutely I didn't make a hand gesture do you see how locked my fingers are right now I did I did not hold the microphone stand no I no can't do it you got a movie date with yourself today I see oh yeah Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 comes out I'm a geek for Marvel even though I'm kind of just tired of it they need a little bit of revamping they haven't put out some hits in the in the recent past do you think that this one is going to be the one or you think it's just kind of like the the middle one to tide you over and it's a money grab for them I I think a couple of the last ones were uh let's push it out and not uh well the writer strike is happening so I mean what work what is currently coming out right now might be the last of the new stuff that we see for a while right um so I'm trying to slowly contain myself I I honestly have had no time to watch anything which is good it's a good place for me to be in when I'm not ingesting shows by the Dozen next next another one yeah another one perfect oh that's that's my dating life the crickets can we talk about it I don't have one I'm not going on dates Single Ladies Make some noise for this one over here nope say every keyboards it's fine we're good we're good dude every setup I've ever been on it's a disaster wonderful people wonderful people I mean the dating apps are just awful I can't imagine don't smile in their photos like it you smile I can't imagine what it would be like to be dating in this cold climate don't continue your happy marriage yeah don't come to my level don't lower yourself to where I am is it awful that I was like I had this conversation with another one of my friends who's been married for about 30 years we're 20 years this year and just going back and forth of like the fact that we we love our spouses don't get us wrong but honestly one of the major deterrents for us even thinking about removing ourselves from a situation is the thought of putting ourselves in the Cesspool that is the dating World honestly I'm like um that's not worth it it's not worth it to me well I mean I love you honey but the rest is not worth it the devil you know is better than the devil you don't know awesome I saw that uh what's his face said he was blindsided by his divorce Kevin Costner oh yeah how do you get blindsided by a divorce honestly truthfully unless he did something shady she found out about it and has been plotting and planning the entire time of her revenge and this was the way that she was gonna extricate herself from it take all of his money without him knowing and then like leave a note I watch too many tick tocks and YouTubes and all kinds of crazy things where people get the revenge and if it's real or not I don't know what was that one not as a Gone Girl or something she plotted everything and made him look like he murdered it yeah yeah that was a good book oh I just stay at home all day oh boy yeah right nope oh Lauren don't even you wrote out the m word in all capitals too good morning Don humidity is on the rise it's not don't do it this is not gonna go down to that town all right the mincing of the words yeah so I don't know how many m words can we throw out where's my thesaurus I'm not even gonna give you my paper you're not allowed no have you ever seen a crane they use a lot of hoists yeah uh you know I'm getting a little nauseous sometimes engineered Lumber sometimes it's just two buys but it's all Joyce yeah sound like one of my trivia nights you're gonna get it Greg voices in a word voice noise yeah what up that's noise today is National Day of Prayer and you better be praying to the satanic temple to be living through this studio engagement you are in currently my friends I do not wish to harm myself I wish to be happy and healthy oh Don you did it you did it Dave hegner is jumping in with Foy hey I like it y'all are rotten let's go down to the alphabet is that a I feel like that's like oh Russia yeah uh seriously though what is going on over there boys I'm just skipping around hoist hoist yeah no dirty that one Joyce you are rotten love you bud uh P Davidson supposed to host Saturday Night Live this weekend for the first time but with the writer strike Loomis rejoiced I think I need you fan base to ruin a perfectly good morning don't do it we need a dehumidifier in here I feel like it's getting a little uh it's the thought that counts cringing back to Mother's Day it's a thought that counts it's just planting those thoughts yeah you know what I it doesn't even matter for me for Mother's Day honestly just the thought that counts is right I really don't yeah last time he took me out to a bad brunch and yes there can be a bad brunch like normal muscles like the one sad moment it was just not good it was not good it was extra expensive it's not what I wanted I told all of the kids what I wanted they did not listen to me grandmother's shirt this is what I want now I just don't even care I don't wager and it doesn't even matter to me anyway because if I want it I'll buy it I'm like Ariana Grande over here I got it I want it I'm just gonna buy it myself that's what I'm saying by the time Christmas rolls around and my my family's yelling at me I want a list I want to listen oh I remember that nope nope I I got what I want ah the clammy is okay I can live with clammy You raise me to be self-sufficient yeah I remember Clemy would you say sometimes the air is a little um just don't just don't do it let's do a little coaster over there Greg Rock and Roll Hall of Fame oh wait a minute well 2023 class has just been announced and there are there were riots online yesterday about it oh yeah they forgot Warren zevonne and despite him being in the lead so people are calling foul on the way they've calculated these votes also Cyndi Lauper did not get in and fans were angry like angry I wonder if they're just putting in some money Grabbers and some Classics and they're waiting on the other Classics for like next year I mean I do like the class that they announced there's some good ones in there George Michael like should have posthumously been in there a long time ago and there are some Missy Elliott's going in there but not Warren zevonne she's Superfly she is I'm a big fan of this yeah you've been rapping all morning did you miss karaoke last night I have not done karaoke in a couple weeks that's disappointing maybe maybe over a month um I hope you took your allergy shots okay good here kitty kitty kitty kitty I just saw him enter the studio so someone's definitely not liking you today I woke up hit the snooze button what's up hit the snooze button that's Karma just oh yeah that is you just know it right there mister calling out Satan yep try to say the words that make me angry yeah it's the lead symbol of Satan Temple and all of a sudden look what walks into the studio yeah I see you yeah what oh as I look at you and you're walking away you raise your tail so I get a view there's normally my cat does not have any interest in bothering us in the studio whatsoever but oh what Greg's here oh he doesn't like me my pheromones definitely allergic to me yeah I need to be around here for more look at that seriously Benadryl do you wanna can we do sponsorship think of me today is your throat is closing up yeah so that is Revenge did you like send out a mental trigger because of joist and hoist you know I did yeah exactly motherly do you want a treat jump up in the bald man's lap get that dander on his coat Gregorius furry satanis is that a scientific name I feel that that goes across the shoulder blades like a Jersey number 666 whereas yesterday watched as a star ate a planet I'm sorry yep that happened science I mean I've been hungry before but what it was a hot gaseous planet that was the size of Jupiter that was eaten by a star I mean I've been hot in gashes before I think it's underlined should we change the nonsense add an extra choice no the Kitty is not somewhat wet stop how do you know it's not like a J1 tenant that's a furry because this one actually is walking on four legs uh yeah I don't I don't really do not I don't even understand why he's in here other than to harass and torment you know dude I'm telling you they know me they just know me all the pets that's I don't know if it's my personality yeah just the shiny head and they like the objects I don't know if I'm catnip what it's just it's gonna be like you in that Satan con when you go next time all the furries are gonna just come at you that's called mingling cons all right you can't can you comment all the cons apparently there's got to be some overlap in there there's gotta be the people that would go to a con to begin with my husband yeah costume my husband goes every single year to Comic-Con with my daughter and the two of them like try and outdo each other with their costumes which is pretty incredible that's awesome I I know it's their it's their little weird geek stuff my daughter's birthday is uh in a week and a half and uh my other daughter actually will be turning 23 on Sunday both currently living under this roof right now so uh that we got a lot of tourists up in here and if you're not familiar with the Taurus Taurus females a lot there's just a lot happening here that'll happen right I know it's it's been uh your horoscope looked good today's your pick day of the week yeah what am I gonna do with it I don't know ooh I'm gonna go see a movie see you have a date with yourself love thyself first I think it's important to have dates with yourself I mean most people don't even like to look in the mirror let alone deal with that I like to have dates with myself I wish I had time for dates with myself I'm kind of forcing it so I what happens is it gonna work out my general like yesterday I had eight appointments all over the place and yes I woke up to four of them and then I'm done at like 8 30 p.m now I can't call back the 11 missed calls I had for the day um but I blocked like a seven hour window for the stinking movie today on my calendar good well then I put in an appointment here because I can go before the first start time and then well I mean it's best between lunch and dinner to show up at this climate this hour I want a selfie of you in that movie by yourself with your popcorn because honestly there's nothing better than than movie popcorn I also uh being the Fuller figured uh man that I am the I get the large bucket of popcorn it's gone by the time why does it take so free freaking along with those advertisements we don't need the advertisements unless they're the new movies that are coming up but I don't need your bad trivia questions about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez whatever other horrible thing that you're going to make me sit there for for a solid 20 minutes before the movie starts we should start when the movie starts is this couple currently dating Google it find out I guess Jennifer Lopez's mom said that she prayed for 20 years for Ben Affleck to come back into her daughter's life can you imagine that's what you went to church for Ben Affleck no ma'am that is not for me is the cat currently rubbing itself on your leg it's a ninja right now a lot of kitties rubbing up on me these days good morning I kicked it I'm sorry good morning Don it's it's fine Star Planet I don't I don't know I'm not an astronomer I just know that that's what I saw and I was like that might be interesting if I was an astronomer also I was not aware that stars could eat things yep do it come on man so I said bring your A game oh it has to do with A's all right so they ate Jupiter right yeah or a size of Jupiter imagine the start of the SEO I think that's a bigger Fuller planet we brought the a I did I said you better be funny today because I just really need it Segways so good so good everything is content everything's cut it really is it really is so speaking of we accomplished anything today I think we're just having fun zero things so ladies and gentlemen on your commutes to work and whatever do you want fun do you want the news like do you want smart or do you want just random confusion like what what I'm all about that confusion life what brings the boys to your yard we want to know all the milkshakes oh what star is eating what part of the world for you these days like oh I like nonsense no I like education no I like intelligent banter I like all of the above I feel like there's a way to deliver all of this oh it's all coming to you yep we're dashing it right to your door with this one bring it to you speaking of which my children with their freaking doordash it's obnoxious yeah the amount of money that is wasted and somehow somebody thought it was a good idea last week to give one of my children our credit card number to just help themselves with the doordash I mean we're not making any news stories anytime soon with it but I was like what in honor of the name of the Lord your sister drives like there are other people around here that have wheels and she should be driving herself but won't does anybody else have a teenager that will not complete the necessary things to get their license because it's not that they're I don't know if she's afraid I know of a couple I don't know if it's there is just zero um to go and get your damn license it's I feel like it's common I know a couple people with kids 16 to like 20. uh why do I need a license my parents drive me everywhere she's worse than the cable company I mean she'll be like you got to pick me up between one and six well what the hell does that that seriously you love that didn't you five hour window and these then they'll still show up for me at like 6 15. and it's the most start saying no so you I I what do I do just leave her on the side of the road I can't you can't you absolutely can yeah how old she's almost seven she's on the Edge of Seventeen I've been listening to Stevie Nicks for the last time that's an adult right we're so close to that but the thought of her being an adult at 18 that's a joke she is on the younger side of that take away the luxuries conveniences I I will do it but then my husband will undermine me and give it to her so it's really it's it's got to be it's going to be a team it's a lot good morning Tara thanks for joining us this morning this is Greg i'm Stephanie we're talking about nonsense and also dealing with a teenager that will not get our license yeah I don't know if there's one right way to do it I mean yeah it's a car yeah I mean I didn't want my license as a uh or I was a miserable teenager yeah but now I've turned into Old Man Hiller so like you whipper snapper should have had your license at 14. I'm a big fan of old man Hillary he comes out to play every once in a while you the curmudgeon old manhiller yes oh I'm rolling get off my lawn yes mean Mr Wilson over here yeah no she won't and and you know what she doesn't I at least have to have friends to drive me around or like the boyfriend or a million and five other friends to like I wouldn't I was never around we were never around because then we would be asked to do things so we learned to just disappear get gone or else you have to do things is what I learned so I was never home we didn't have cell phones there was no communication well you answered it make them do things and but that's it they won't do things make them my first order of business this morning was to do the dishes even though the last order of business last night was to do the dishes I don't know who pays the cell phone bill where for the that's a good idea but my husband won't do it because then he's like well what if we what if they get lost what if they need us we can't do that he won't throw them to the wolves so you're I I I I know right meanwhile I'm like kicking him down the Erie if you ever watched any of uh Game of Thrones where there's just like an open air go go fly get out of here go do the thing not my husband he won't and I don't know what to do there's it's difficult this day and age to try and get them to do these things without having them have personal responsibility but then without looking like you're I don't know yeah and unfortunately this is also where a lot of people chime in with this is what I did with my kids or you're doing it wrong meanwhile I you don't have to do anything I'm the firm believer just hang them out the window till they figure it out no I don't have kids because of my dating lifestyle oh yeah listen I made a failed health class in eighth grade but I remember the pictures okay but um is that what happened to you Greg what is that we don't we don't have enough enough time or a long enough couch you kidding me why in my day good morning T good morning Lenore and Holly thank you so much for hopping on this nonsense this morning but it's one of those things it's it's very much a topic that's personal to everybody and everybody that's having kids or and that oh now you have a lot of uh dink situations excuse me dink dink is an acronym four dual income no kids oh so a lot of people these days I really do Jackie she's old enough to order doordash she can call an Uber yeah but I'm still gonna pay for that Jackie damn if you do damned if you don't and that's even more expensive have you tried to take an Uber around Cape Cod lately it's 50 bucks to get me to Centerville from Mashpee 50 bucks a friend of mine that does Uber uh uh commonly heads up I'm used to it now you said a friend of yours commonly goes uh does uh Uber driving and uh we'll end up spending just a couple random hours unlike the Plymouth waterfront area because it's so common and popular up there yeah but it's going to be more popular in our region on this side of the canal um but it's right now not as busy it's just expensive yep rock race starts tonight oh Lenore you don't need to remind me I'm driving I have all of my laundry and I've got like 17 notes to my family of what's gonna happen while I'm gone for 48 hours even though I'm gonna be on Cape but I'm not going to be accessible by phone and that's really what's going to be the problem for them is when I'm driving to not be able to respond I get mom mommy mom all day long all day long call me call me call me call me because when I'm not answering right away I should be answering right away is it this is not the Easy Button this is not a pager this is uh so yes Lenore I'm very aware that rock starts tonight also I do want to make mention of the fact that you're going to be seeing people run our roadways with the construction with everything that's going on we've done our best to reroute in some areas but if you see people running with lighted head things and jackets and I'm just a little nervous because it's Cinco de Mayo weekend it's also Kentucky Derby weekend please call those Ubers please call your friends to drive you please do not drink and drive and if ever there are a weekend to not drink and drive it is this one do not do it we have so many extra people on the roadways and I've been seeing accidents every single day people speeding through places where you're just not knowledgeable with the roads and the detours and there's so much of it yeah everyone's just staring at their phones there's so much of it so yeah I am a keen I am keen and attuned I'm ready ish don't text me coffee yeah how are you gonna survive the weekend coffee there I am coffee energy drinks oh good morning Cliff Harris so good to see you the other day I walked in after Lily's play she wrapped up Charlie Brown on Sunday and the kids that she wanted Asia the kid housed like five sushi rolls and if you know my child she's a small little waifly thing and I was like you're not gonna eat five rolls she did she crushed it Cliff Harris was there and uh he's got the new house of hatchets which has live entertainment and also some archery uh Hyannis yes yep so I'm very excited to start working and doing some stuff with you Cliff very very excited and also I have this like inner Katniss Everdeen that needs to come out and learn how to actually shoot a bow and arrow I really it's a skill that I want to know and do it's something I've really thought about for a very long time I'm within walking distance I won't because I have a license I can get myself where I need to go children but yes oh e for all entrepreneurs we're going to come and throw axes on Monday but then um dad they're not closed definitely I still think most businesses are closed on Mondays and Tuesdays and if you're not please drop in the chat where you're open on Mondays and Tuesdays because that is sometimes especially in the service industry the only day people have off to get stuff done yep well so our Market is Healthcare retirement uh Landscaping I guess um hardly and service industry yeah entertainment hospitality so yeah I mean everybody kind of caters around that so they do the day off when they can and Monday and Tuesday is oh I'm starting my work week and being sensible so hairdressers they have to run around and do everything through Sunday mornings for evening events but it sucks because you have such a shortage of staff that a lot of people are finding it easier to close on Monday and Tuesday just because usually the traffic is lighter but when you don't have staff members but it does suck when that's your only day off yeah guys yeah we have quite the unique uh well unique to us ecosystem where for instance Nan Taco is considered white collar and the way I portray it this week why but they're they're a sticker that said you want cheaper move to the Cape Cod I mean yeah but nobody rude yeah I mean people are paying multiple millions of dollars for a building they're going to tear down just to you know rebuild something that's facts five percent bigger but now it's theirs and that house was made three years ago it's painful Martha's Vineyards I've always considered blue collar and then Cape Cod was just a hodgepodge of everybody but now all of our real estate is getting bought up developers baby second homes there you go golf on Monday Cliff said good morning Brian Morrison oh you guys cried yes we're gonna schedule it we'll reschedule I will see everybody from E for all later I am uh doing a virtual panel today and all of my free time that's fine I can't say no I know my weaknesses breakfast I will I'm not past it although I did actually go to the grocery store by the way 300 at a grocery store gets you nothing these days ouch nothing one of my children last week left the refrigerator door open old man Hillary just flared up nope yeah God bless you murder is so wrong that's why the doordash bill was so large because we had so I came home to my husband at just he really he was not in great shape when I when I arrived home he looked like he lived The Hunger Games for a week thank you for holding down the fort you've survived I appreciate it type of stuff I know I felt really bad for him when I saw him I was like oh I'm so sorry I really did and you were stepping up and doing 10 rolls he really did he had like 16 jobs last week and I feel and he's still not totally recovered from his surgery and his injury and he's not he's not amazing not happy about it yeah he he really he held on the foreign did it well but yeah left the refrigerator door open so we lost the entire contents of my fridge so as I'm checking out at the Stop and Shop I feel the need to have this conversation with this girl that's like looking at all the uh kitchen Staples you know all of this stuff the mayonnaise and the ketchups and this it was like all the jars and everything of course is full price nothing's on sale right now it's just all the things that you need to restock the refrigerator and she's just looking at me and you know she's having her job and I'm sitting here making excuses to this girl who cared nothing about what I was saying or not anything and I'm just like and they left the door open and here I am having a therapy session with the poor girl at Stop and Shop and she's like so my break time this lady's crazy I totally I totally did I could not help it she's sitting in a parking lot clenching her wallet right now seriously though it's been a while since I've been in that that rat race trying to figure it out because normally that's a task my husband actually enjoys grocery shopping he likes it well I've also heard stories about uh mom dad comes home hangs out with the kids because they're your kids too and then mom's like all right uh I'm gonna go to the grocery shop and then one day he offers to go do it and she just snaps him and says no that's my time to be without anything there are some people that really truly enjoy that everybody has their little breaks and they need it it's not for me it stresses me out it's Jeremy I see too many people I don't get things done I just walked the perimeter of Trader Joe's yeah I wish I was a dick Mama sink you're you're it's okay Greg sad income be happy with being a single earner in your own space with your own thing to be able to do the perimeter of Trader Joe's and go on with your day listen I I would like to be in the right relationship but I'm not going to be in the wrong relationship so if single is the way for me at the moment that's it yeah okay yeah again I was a miserable teenager now well whatever he's a miserable man there's no difference no I did not pay 10 cents for paper bags right I bought the the dollar reusables because for my own sanity of being able to just carry these bags out of here did you see that one sanity yeah thereof at the moment yep right but I needed especially when it comes to like the uh heavy glass bottled things I am not dealing with paper and I'm not dealing with those little plastic flimsy things just we'll get the reusable that I'll leave in my kitchen and never reuse again because I'll forget that they're there I probably have a thousand of them so now I just use them for other things to give people for totes or whatever it is I'm like oh you forgot all this at my house keep the bag well here you go even though we're not not so local favorite um uh cable provider was handing out all the residential products from the stores in those red bags so I now have a dozen of those right ask me where they are I don't know right it's just another pile of crap that I don't need in my house that's sitting around I'm really trying to like just declutter around here where that's just never gonna happen my life is clutter well it's you're busy I know I'm a guy that works a bunch of hours a day but I'm the only one I gotta take care of so come here whatever but the moment I start dating again I have to send in people with a hazmat suit just figure it out wipe down the Walls I don't know a friend of mine recently started dating again and uh introduced me to the girlfriend yesterday and I just she's hot I was like there's got to be something there though I just have so many red flags on this that's well that's like the movie um not to say that that he is not hot I'm not saying that but I there's someone for everyone the movie She's Out of My League yeah where the geek TSI TSA hunched over awkward scrawny no muscle no fat nothing ends up scoring a date with this smoke show right um and by the end of it it's like she only tolerated it at first because he seemed safe which is an absolute insult but uh they grew to fall in love yeah I feel like that that might be that way because I met her and she seems nice but I'm like there's there's got to be some layers here that I just and as a friend you just say really congratulations I'm super happy for you you're not living in my basement anymore I'm really I'm meanwhile I don't understand the science that means final attraction what is happening I think just Let's do an honorary Cinco de Mayo for you on like the eighth Ocho de Mayo please can we have an Ojo de Mayo for me I'm gonna need that Jackie I'm too busy to have a relationship my priorities I know your dad I know and when you're caring for parents like that you you're busy you're busy and yeah you have no time for yourself many times with the kids also I know moms that didn't date for a decade because they can't deal with the stress of introducing a man into their relationship I know several of my female friends that are in that space that that J that just can't deal with it good morning Marie she's like hilarious laughs it's true it's a factor single moms uh definitely have it pretty difficult single parents in general um yeah I mean your priorities your kids your family you don't even have a dog well I I don't want to get one I I don't know I I guess it might be considered selfish I absolutely love dogs um I would love to have a dog maybe too but I'm I work too much and I'm too sporadic and I put and I take the extra call and then I give myself four hours to work and I take ten that's not selfish that's self-aware and I think that more of us need to be that where we're like oh we'll we'll be able to handle this and you know that you're not and then people well you know I can't always run home like I'm in the middle of something oh it should have been a 20-minute cable box reset come to find out there's a bad wire I'm on the phone actually I was working for a client the other day and I was on the phone fortunately a buddy of mine was having his beer but he was a Comcast tech called him up like hey do you know of a service area is walking through me through the phone and turns out there was a bad Splitter on the back of the house but it took three hours worth of cable modem activating and yada yada yada yada yada it feels like but I I should have been I thought I was going to be there for 20 minutes now if I'm there for three hours and I'm now late to My next client I didn't get time to go home and let the dog out the puppy's at home trying to cross his legs and hope for the best where's my dad I don't want to do that I don't I never want to be a bad dog Dad yeah right and I think it's unfortunately a little simpler sometimes with two and I've dated a few ladies that had dogs and uh I'd easily be like oh I got a an hour I was going to run over to I don't know get some fast food but no I'll run over let the dog out hang out for all of 10 seconds scoff something through a drive through and keep going yeah but I it's yeah I freak out because that was those are one-off occasions where I gotta run over and help it's not every day I'm doing it yeah and I'm I'm happy to do it once again self-aware not selfish even Lauren said a pet is like having a baby more people need to recognize that commitment it is not selfish it's not um I Drink Alone meanwhile I I take my neighbor I take my neighbor's key and I go uh oh yeah hey why aren't you home yet what are you doing stuck in traffic I'm walking your dog okay so you get your fix you play with other people's kids yeah I mean kids are great dogs are great I don't see the problem just kidding well it's I have I have one of the uncle and auntie uh that situation where you get to hang out with them and then you give them back like oh time to change your diaper I don't know that's it I've got familial privileges without having to deal with the work now that is smart my friend I've told a couple of my buddies listen you guys you work and she's basically stayed home or this not the next thing and you guys ever need a date night I'll come over but we need good English and no diapers there's once I can leave them in the room and they're good to do that and I could just make sure they don't start fires and I will talk to a child for 10 hours absolutely great that's just basically like you're talking to yourself anyway just with an extra human yeah thank God there's now someone else in the room it's a captive audience it's not like a captured audience I think it was on like a Saturday or Sunday afternoon one time and uh it was a buddy's birthday and then like 20 of us it was a surprise birthday and uh one woman I know uh didn't have a babysitter the kid the young lady was younger maybe like 10. so but it was still the best age though like eight to ten yeah so knowing full well that you know my surroundings everything and I'm a walking Pixar Shrek movie with just with all the adult humor facts um it's quiet at the bar said 10 year old sits at the bar for you know it's like one o'clock okay there's nobody here other than everybody here paying the tabs so all of a sudden I strike up the conversation like so you come here often and the friends are just dying laughing it's great just pretending to be like oh a stranger in a bar how you been like did you really just ask my friend's child if she comes here often I'm like yeah kid has no idea what's going on everybody else is dying laughing I'm like so what's going on it's entertainment mom's trying to hang out with her girlfriends whatever hasn't been out in a while and I'm just like all right I'll entertain the kid you like chips and salsa there you go what do we talk about everything is content Greg yeah dude child again over the the over the over the child's head jokes the furry comments like oh do you like pets do you like the furry ones meanwhile you got dad dying laughing with his margarita in the corner absolutely yeah I like I like them I like them fuzzy like yeah it's great so you know like I'm hairless you're like uh oh boy like a bushy tail I'm just saying that you know Australian Shepherd dog whatever there's different breeds there's a Walk of Life for everybody am I right yeah this guy's funny dad's dialing what are you teaching my child it's great that's why you make the best babysitter Greg the said child was old enough to sit itself at the bar that's it no diapers changing yeah no face wiping no devices that needed to be taken away it's really the best age bracket really from six until ten they're the most fun and then you hear about all the stories of now it's a teenager and the child sounds like the parent like oh like mothers and daughters I feel like there's always the stereotypical Sun versus dad fight like uh Macho I'm suddenly having testosterone in my body weird okay great I have one of those now it's bro bro bro what was it bro or Bru it's b-r-u-h bro bro what's up bro what's up bro did you get me any sour cream is there sour cream okay these tacos then it turns into this house as a prison and then I'm in a Step Brothers episode it's not good teenagers stinks my drum set I think there's been a couple times I've sent you memes with like bra in it like every time I see broadly Stephanie that's yeah exactly I've got one of those right now I'm gonna be annoyed by this but it's fun and right now he's like a baseball bro so he's like well what a great day Third Base yesterday like it was most yeah yeah and it's not anything I saw coming his locker room talk going on yeah what's going on and it makes me laugh because it's like small little Windows of conversation but it's usually involving some Sport and something I need to buy for him for the sport that's it conversations yeah he's definitely that's gonna happen sooner rather than later because he has to but he's excited he's the worker he's the one that loves money he's like Mr Krabs like I will be very disappointed if he is not a lawyer or some sort of financial whatever I said you need to go get your fine Instagram because somebody in this house needs to be responsible with this family business seriously because she's like that he knows the value of things and counts as pennies very wisely and he's happy to spend your money not his he's he's a smart one he's definitely in finance he definitely is very happy there he's going to be the one the producer everybody else's money to get it done and then look like the hero at the end exactly are you doing anything fun this weekend 20 off uh monster trucks and then oh uh I don't know where does one find monster trucks I don't know my buddy said hey I'm doing a thing I said okay let's not say no let's go socialize I don't want to say Worcester really um and come to find out his girlfriend's family uh is bringing their kids so Uncle Greg is ready to shine the bad jokes but apparently now we're also tailgating what apparently you could tailgate monster trucks okay I don't even know what's going on but I'm down I've tailgated weirder things not gonna get into it right now oh yes we are yeah no um no I mean have you ever been to uh was it like Country Fest Kenny Chesney or yeah most Pats games one of my girlfriends got so wasted we didn't she didn't even get into the show I left her behind unfortunately good Jimmy Buffett concerts yeah that's my dad my dad and his wife do that yeah like they sit in kiddie pools in a parking lot like life said restaurant I worked in as a child which makes me thinking of my dad sitting in a kiddie pool in a parking lot it's just a little I'm good but but do you also understand now ah I get it I really do he wasn't allowed to do it during a parent-teacher conference the kid's now self-sufficient dad's got fins to the left and she's to the right John Coughlin you did please don't tailgate with the white claw said rtb John Hoffman retailgated a funeral yes good morning tea with uh mixing it with Lauren no I did in fact tailgate last week at the hospital at oh yeah yeah my aunt was in a um well I feel like that's a place where she was not ready for um guests and we had so many family outpouring so we literally just tailgated well that's not necessarily tailgating hey let's stay here and party until the main show starts then we're disappointed that's we need some place to congregate we can't I'll just hover in the lobby and who brought nips no we my aunt made full-on mimosas I laughed because not hearing the problem and that's part of champagne okay he did it was mimosas in the parking lot um I gotta say it wasn't in our finest moments but she did wasn't the worst either she it made me laugh because we all had those giant reusable like Duncan cups but they all weren't Dunkin then one was McDonald's one was like we all clearly have the same beverage everybody had a different fast food cup yeah absolutely that we were in there do you have a picture from the buffet and you posted on COD oh maybe I think I do remember that Diana we've tailgated in Morris places all right guys what's the weirdest place you've ever tailgated because I feel like that I I don't know well it wasn't necessarily A Tailgate but Barnstable High School and why because uh said pandemic was at its height and we weren't allowed to go to the daily paper on Maine and groups larger than six ah but I enjoy my Sunday fun day right so I call the Buddies I've been like hey we are meeting uh in the Barnesville High School parking lot right next to it we are congregating uh and we are all going to get takeout from daily paper and it was funny like oh hey is this correct yep all right we're putting it in okay great yeah and we know what my mistaken steak bomb burrito is going to be today but we just sit out there we brought lawn chairs I mean we weren't allowed to do much then we'd go out and and uh find somewhere else to congregate but in you know groups of six or less yeah so you got 10 buddies whatever all right then space your vehicles really far away from each other good morning Liz Darlene says she enjoys your your way of thinking and it was your reviews funeral we all burned out because there was drama well there's always drama and if it's a Portuguese family there's extra drama your drama has drama if you're a Portuguese family everybody loves to gossip yeah DUI basketball game my senior year and Once Upon a Time with covid knew how many people were sitting at a table we didn't know coven knew though well I mean restaurants were getting yelled at shut down I know picnic tables on the curb in order to stay open for that the shower curtains in between tables and like we we have to tell our grandchildren these stories yeah like that happens but covet knows if you're sitting down were versus if you're standing you're right oh yeah uh uh rules we had to live with them or thank you for joining us Junior's got Captain's outdoor bar all ready to go Junior actually gave me flower during the pandemic when I was doing my [ __ ] show cookings and every single day I was losing eyelashes by the moment I looked worse and my drinks got bigger every single day because none of us knew what to do two Dunkin Donuts cups exactly two so he's like oh you need flower I got flour for you I could continue on my quest I gotta cool off buddy all right that's what I got such good times does flour go bad no we were just out of it everybody was baking freaking bread I apparently I have some in the cabinet I didn't even know existed I mean it does it gets bugs and whatnot like there are other curls you want a gallon what's the volume pound you want like seven pounds of it I'll bring it back well as long as it's closed up I'm fine we'll put that bread to use it I'm down I was wondering how I would dispose of it because if I get a little tear in the trash can because it's been there for a couple years yes you did Crush coven he said what about the curfews or if you had food versus a drink I don't think I ever actually finished cooking anything I think I just ended up you guys were my therapy and I drank a lot well then they started doing to-go drinks which is lovely for the ball I think that's still allowed right now Junior it's still allowed for to go drinks right it's going to be sealed and whatnot but I think you can maybe I don't know I thought it was just during pandemic yeah the the I mean again for the industries that we have on Cape the thank God for the business they're still around I'm sorry for the ones that weren't able to make it but yeah it is we're still allowed yeah oh good well right but it's still like I could go get a 12 pack of said beer or pay five bucks I'd rather support the business but I understand well you've never had Junior's jungle juice so you're it's a thing so what are we doing next seriously I'll go to the guardians galaxy with Buzz where are we going north see you in 20. what time is it it's 9 A.M I got a dunk of donuts cup a McDonald's cup we got things food folks and fun let's go I'm not hearing the problem yeah I did drink delivery thing yep seriously I know yeah the uh the what is it the yetis and the what is it blown insulated or whatever the heck they are these things became popular oh yeah the new drink cups I was walking around Home Goods once you know killing time while someone else was turning all the price tags if God knows what and I found one with a G it was like four bucks look at that so far yep Juniors I'm worth four dollars his jungle juice comes in a pouch right so it's like juice boxes wait like a Camelback like Capri Suns like am I going on a hike and coming back wasted no it's like Capri Suns but big people's ones I like big people right I've seen me do it all right we gotta go sorry big people's pouches okay yes so wait what time do you open yeah what time I mean if he's watching us I have plenty of Capri Suns baby yes see you in 20 minutes oh for those watching us after the fact it's not 8 58 a.m it's 8 58 p.m we were joking we're not alcoholics oh Ricky B this is a scary combo tailgated in a church parking lot yes sir not hearing the problem no drinks for Jesus Ricky you and I have tailgated in far worse scenarios please and you know it I never let it escalate it was a bucket of margaritas involved somewhere somehow always oh my buddy uh ended up buying one of those large you know everybody's got a Bluetooth speaker these days they're like these little pouches that hang off something no he ended up with a PA size speaker with like the stupid lights but it was cheap on Amazon he's like all right so we show up to the parking lot and he's just blaring Metallica at 11 A.M like oh this was great it's gonna get good oh yeah it's like yeah what are you doing well we're starting we're getting a good base we're getting some good eggs getting some whatever here comes the liquor abuse afterwards but you need a good base you can't you can't wake and drink that's right so we're gonna go get a good base on you have a good day we'll talk to you guys later happy Cinco yeah right Cinco de drinko it is happening today get rides homes