Greg on current events

is this thing on hello I don't hear you is it audio you looking phone there we go we got it right no I think I still have that somewhere over here I don't know well no I'm doing voice changer stuff again I have to I have to watch that because rtb thought I was doing it yes yes all right yeah all right things are working good morning cat hi hi everyone it's Greg and Stephanie this morning cheers now we've got to get to some sponsors that we have here at this radio show because without them we would be nothing thank you very much to Bruno over at MBR landscaping and cleaning if you're looking for someone to do your cleaning service definitely get a hold of them they've got weekly bi-weekly deep cleaning whatever it is that you need give them a call 508 280-0605 online MBR landscaping.com Cape Plymouth Business 40 under 40 alums are uniting they've got a big business Alum bash and that's happening April 26th from five until eight limited sponsorship available so make sure you reach out to Kara also Mass hires got a big event coming up and I'm the entertainment boy did they not know what they were getting in for nice so that is happening towards the end of the month I'll I'll let you know more details about that how the hell are you uh tired my backs have bags right now you can visibly see that shopping I'm not zooming in on this but I'm just letting you know the bags have bags and it's a fabulous well you know it's bad when your friend that owns a spa service whatever it is careful over there rocking the world was like do you you should come in for a treatment I'm like oh okay today I'm getting micro needling I don't intentionally yeah and like I signed myself up for this okay service okay has anybody ever had micro needling before can't say it's on my agenda not for you Greg isn't supposed to bring blood to the surface so that it cleans out the pores yeah don't ask me if I know that don't trust me how I love chatting with my girlfriend Greg about things girl stop all right good morning Charlene hey Carl so talk to me you just had a wedding you just like went on vacation yeah yeah that was fun a couple friends got married in Costa Rica so fun yeah I took a few days off it was torture checking the phone all the time people trying to call me but I actually went away let's get the crap out of me how many days did you go to Costa Rica how was your flight oh the slide down wasn't too bad and then I tried to buy a seat at the same time as another guy tried to buy a seat and then I didn't get a seat at all so on the return long flight I was sitting in the middle in the far back just angry and then we slept in the terminal at JFK stop because our there was seven of us I believe slept in the terminal for our connecting Boston flight and then it was delayed the gate moved three times it's it's the first flight it is the first flight to Boston from JFK and it was they had the gate moved three times they didn't have a plane for us once we got on the uh once we boarded sat down seat belt lighting the pilot comes on or comes out fortunately and stands there and takes the brunt of it very kindly for the uh stewardesses and such um hey guys sorry there's a flap with a spring that spring is broken there's a note from the previous pilot the night before they're taking one off another plane we're gonna have to wait doesn't that that might be the hell out an hour it's it's like a cover for a switch I'm not freaked out by it uh I'm sorry yeah no I'm not worried about it as much as I am annoyed I've been swimming I've been drinking I did not sleep in this freaking thing up everybody has swollen cankles from all the drinking and walking around we've been doing Costa Rica I mean a couple other boys like uh I tried to sleep with my feet up on one of the chairs trying to drain down that didn't work that sounds like the diabetes oh yeah right um then uh then they had oh I'm not a medic but the plane was intended for a longer flight they actually had to defuel the plane for efficiency I don't think I've ever heard that one before he's like you've got the right to get off the plane if you want to stretch and walk around or you're welcome to sit here also to be fair like they could tell me anything and I'd be like okay like this is above my pay grade I know nothing about planes or flying or anything like that right you could make it out but at least they did tell us something otherwise that's when you get people to freak out yeah if you give if you give people the option of wondering what's going on that's when people start to get worried so at least give us something because you're stuck on the plane when they're working on it and that happened to me when we were going to Iceland on Wow Airlines um wow yeah I said wow when we made it like wow for everything and they were like the old Russian planes and they're like oh we're gonna just we send it out for parts then they gave everybody paninis on the plane like that was gonna somehow assuage your upsetness so trust me don't get me wrong I love The Panini however what kind of Panini are we talking like a chicken pesto I can always stop for right it was like prosciutto and cheese it was absolutely delicious I know very European see your Tone's already changed thinking about it it was but it was still five hours of sitting there waiting for a part that they sent out for it does not make you feel great five hours is five paninis yeah okay food driven hi it's me yeah right first world problems says Colleen good morning tea and the white claws says Mikey a big Mikey getting at ya um good morning friend yeah right was he in the mix no no somebody from uh off cape too funny so I mean did you get to like go and check out like the jungle where in Costa Rica where are you were there monkeys well I'm not a planner and I'm not a vacationer I mean they the monkeys woke us up because they were running around the resort and everything I mean we were it was a beachfront Resort okay I always go to Europe there are no monkeys there call Justin Bieber he's just leaving them places I want a jungle vacation damn it uh a few friends went to uh volcanic uh hikes and tours Ziplines um why don't you vacation well what is there not to love on vacation I I my theory on vacation is I'd rather have more fun locally and without having to get away I don't need to see much like I'm fairly content where things are I mean I'll go like if you're another group is like let's go I guess I'll go all right like are you so excited for this time like I've been to a beach that's cool you're being called the albino monkey oh T So how do how's the block button work yeah do you hold do you swipe how does how does no more monkeys look Greg knows when he's coming over here he's being made sport of I've waited a whole month for this yeah yeah time means scheduling who knows what has benefited my self-esteem yeah right I come back in here and she's crapping on me the moment I walk in mowing him down well I've just there's been a lot going on in my household personally and then you add like a ton of work on top of that and just like General craziness and Mayhem and um Stephanie was just an absolute wreck this morning so well there's you I'm you're here you're a mother you're running a business you've got a lot going on yeah man well I'm like oh if that's something you got to handle she's like no they're gonna survive yes is my therapy get on the microphone Greg right I'm gonna make fun of you we're gonna have fun Mike's gonna say stuff it's gonna be great see you've got it now I understand now I understand you get it thank you I don't know where you've been but I'm glad you're back here on board with everything that's going on yeah one of them missed the bus then it's tooth pain and then it's ma my favorite was my son this week who uh tried out for baseball and now he's playing baseball seems like I need this and I need this and I need this and you got to go to the Mashpee store the Mashpee comments and get me a hat so I'm in there like freaking out with all the other stuff I've got going on and here I am like running to errands and last minute this and Walmart and then I've got to go here at Target then I gotta go to the Mashpee store so I'm in there and I'm unloading on poor Consuelo who's working at the match beat store and she's like that's that's not real he doesn't need that they give them hats I'm like I knew it yeah yeah and she's like okay everything will be fine it's only twelve dollars here at the Hat oh I I spoke up against a Karen the other night oh really this I want to hear oh okay how do you call out a carrot okay okay loudly yeah I I don't do well listen I just I don't do well so we left Costa Rica um the connecting flight from JFK to Boston we get in about I don't know 10 30 11 get through immigration uh are you resident yeah um try to check our bags excuse me I didn't have any checked bags but the friends I was did camaraderie were going to stand in line turns out after midnight between midnight and 2 30 a.m there's no staff to actually allow checked bags yeah therefore you can't get past security because you're not allowed to check your own bag you know hey your checked bags excuse me someone has to receive right right and there's no one from TSA right no there's no one from JetBlue oh okay so they can't accept the ticket scan it into their system put it into their routing for their planes gotcha therefore you would either have to go in and come back out and leave your luggage on the side of the hall that's the other thing yeah right so my friends had to wait till 2 30. but there was also um the assistance line where you'd walk up and talk to someone they had all the kiosks and they had a person there to help anybody with helping on the self-help kiosk yes it's it's a big screen the words you touch the words but there was someone to help those that don't understand that yep um and there was not everyone's as Savvy as you well hair flip I am fantastic um when we approached this line there was a supervisor that was helping a woman and a toddler and she had to walk and do something and somebody kept interrupting her like hey I need help like I'm I'm helping this woman I'll be back in very polite very professional the supervisor just did whatever she had to do but she was stopped along the way 10 times and there was another woman uh working one kioska was the only one open I mean it's the midnight shift how many people will you know need something but this line is probably 30 people long at this one point and there's one gentleman at the desk and they're clearly waiting on something but the line's not moving and people are just getting answers yeah that's what I get aggravated even in traffic you know what I mean if there's like a light movement you're fine but if you're stopped still and there's no Rhyme or Reason for this hold up everybody's right your patience is worn thin now intentionally in the front of the house if you will before TSA there's not a lot of seating you're not supposed to be hanging out you're supposed to be doing your business get inside and waiting for your plane go to the bar or whatever but you're not supposed to be sitting so there's no real chairs there's nowhere to really sit much like a casino they make money by you moving towards things or getting out good morning Monica we need to have you on and talk about your trip to Thailand sidebar continue on um so there's a there's a bunch of us and some of them are just waiting to ask for check luggage but I don't have any check luggage I go ask the gentleman the kiosk is like sorry so I tell my friends they get out of line the line gets shorter um everyone's just frustrated but you know what can you do you gotta wait at least you're with friends though you know what I mean if you're by yourself you're just like complete my life but there was a physical stanchioned um back and forth zigzag of line and one woman started pushing runs I'm not if you are pushing your way past other people in a thin Corridor and you are cutting the line please do not say I'm not cutting the line this is important listen why is your important more important than our important you just arrived here you are at the back of the line you don't know the level of importance of this line I don't care how much you hair flip sassy pants you arrived after the other if no one is bleeding I mean if you have an emergency I will help you guys absolutely I don't know CPR I will scream I am loud I can project for someone to help you don't get me wrong but her complaint was my child needs a chair oh meanwhile for what if you turn around her child is sitting down on the ledge like other people that are just waiting patiently right so the child that's sitting needs a place to sit that's why she caught the line so and now I'm standing there trying to figure it out and someone's like come on man and you know start snapping back at her I I have a problem like you're being inappropriate and I'm projecting I am this is inappropriate I I wanted to call her a character God are those videos are there anybody get a video of this I repeat when you start being very loud in an open space like that with a big crowd there's cameras on you I don't I just don't nobody was touching their phone everybody was just angry talking to their everybody had your back against Karen also if you've got a kid sit on the ground there you go there's your seat sit down my child my child relax oh I can't switch to T go decaf okay good morning Matt good morning Jen Dao I miss your face and good morning to John hi Donna I'm not cutting I'm not cutting I'm not cutting no you're screaming at the woman that's waiting patiently with the gentleman that's in there you're screaming at them expect them to like come out with a chair for her child I don't know I just I assume the woman's waiting on a response from a chat or something she's just staring at the screen there's another gentleman standing there who was there before all of us we've all lost a little bit of patience and I don't know what it is about airplanes and people this time over the last three four years but people have just lost their damn Minds also this the standing okay we're now boarding then everybody runs right all right great and then everybody stands the plane landed somebody somebody clapped somebody finally clapped on the on the Boston flight like yay we landed yay get me off this way you are a jinx yeah right you're bad people I'm not partying with you get me off this crazy thing I'm not doing karaoke with Sally over here well you'll do karaoke with just about anybody I really do enjoy your karaoke okay yeah you're right you and I had a moment we've not we've not had a chance to talk about our moment when we were at karaoke it was me and you and Liz and and we got to do the Bridesmaids theme song there hold on for one more day it was the best Wilson Phillips rendition I think I have ever done it was pretty magical yeah well you are quite legendary um but I have not seen it and I think Marissa has it on video I don't know if I want to see it but Marissa it's never as good as the way you think it is I Don't Wanna Know what Marissa has on video of me singing so I'm just gonna Stack Up This evidence Lisa pulled out of the TSA line to be wanded and bag searched again seriously Lisa no my favorite was when I was traveling to California with Lisa where her daughter had I think she had dumped her entire like change bucket like Piggy Bank in something so setting off the coins because we were we were carrying on so the daughter had to like dump it all into like one of their buckets and count all this change that's where I left them I didn't even know if they were gonna make the plane and it was Southwest where everybody herds on board because that's how you get your seat you're not assigned to seat so I had like blocked off a section so all three of us could sit together and then people were walking by me and I'm like no it's for my family no it's for my family by the time they got on the plane I thought they were going to close the doors they got on they sat right up front and then I look like a jerk that blocked this off for my fake family that never showed up and now I have the whole Road of myself I did win however I was that jerk and I didn't mean to be they're ruling my head they're real you don't want to say guys they're real I swear I swear they're real good morning Marta oh Lisa what about me says terrorists good morning Carol one of the girls uh in the party whatever I was already in the terminal she comes in and she got head to toe search because she was uh there was too much heat but in in when they did the scan she demonstrated too much heat shut up it's like I'm sweating as I'm sitting here under next to a heat vent if you go for it bro but I'm just hot maybe your business is hot Lisa Oh My milkshake brings all the agents to my yard and they're like it's too hot for ours there I'm right if too hot I could teach you but I have to charge you with a felony oh God that's good Greg that's good that's something wrap it up I think you gotta hit remember there we go we're in debt you did we're working on the timing we're gonna get her one of these days Greg is a karaoke legend for sure I wouldn't say Legend I just don't care so I'm willing to do it oh your sister said so what is on I'm not telling another app I can't I can't I have that it hasn't been banned this week last week next year I have it I treat it kind of like I don't know a bad car accident you look at it and then you close it yeah then I'll check it today and then I'm like why am I here because I'll get sucked in I got sucked into I shared the video on my Facebook page um this morning where a guy was like rapping about how to make lasagna with a puppet oh uh good boy Noah hey oh yes I'm obsessed obsessed sucked in I sat there for a solid hour yesterday watching all of his videos because they're good and there's a couple Chef influencers he does some stuff he's got some he's already got some sponsors hey yo cheetah he's good I mean it's weird the cheat is a smooth talking yo you gotta relax and he's just like you've missed your calling right now if he's I want to say he's got like a life he's got a fabulous collection maybe is it does he have red hair yeah maybe yeah I but I want to say he's more of a mix that wouldn't include red hair so the hair confuses me but he's just he's good he's living the dream it's like r b but to like the most Rando things of like cooking oh yeah he or it's it's disgustingly smooth it's really good so good and I I'm watching it like just so torn because I'm like this is so bad but it's so good so good and this guy is singing to a puppet I think it's literally good boy dot Noah g-o-o-d-b-o-y dot n o h I'm so glad that you knew what I was talking about so I didn't look like a crazy person I was like that's not even how you make lasagnas yup should I have guacamole last night you bet your ass I did you know what it's so hot here I was watching cops no I have not been on a plane in a while I've not had a vacation in a while my friends actually borrowed my carry-on my buddy Tom's going to Portugal with his dad his sisters and the whole family it's gonna be a bleep show and I'm so I'm like please take videos please take all the photos and really enjoy yourself and even if it's just sitting in a corner drinking Madera enjoy it oh all the beer down there everybody's drinking a form of Imperial and you can tell it's just a knockoff of like all the other stuff yeah okay uh Imperial what do you want Cerro silver regular light okay great I didn't know I had so many choices of the same beer apparently a Miami Vice is a combination of a pina colada and a strawberry yes it is I don't want to tell you how many of those may or may not have been on my tab for the people at the wedding party somebody uh we were swimming the whole time okay it was four feet deep and all of us are well over five five so but yeah we were burning calories as the sun was coming down that was it you gotta stay hydrated Greg I mean really and I'm I'd like to be inclusive if you will I think that's a term I think that's what I'm going for Heather Wilson killer high five by the way guys yep one for the road absolutely I'm working on it Greg thanks so the Masters starts today the Masters Golf what oh yeah thing with a little stick America's oldest Pastime remember Robin Williams stick about golf no oh yeah oh who came up with this game I want to take a sticker we're gonna whack a ball and I'm gonna run out of the damn thing oh we're gonna do now we're gonna whack the ball we're gonna do it 18 times yeah that sounds about right the legend uh Robin Williams on golf that's right trust me I have no love for golf at all my first my starter husband was a golf pro so I really not a giant fan my rough draft that I don't go back and read yeah oh God yeah that one was third person that was too much but I did in fact get to go to the Masters because I was stationed at Fort Gordon in Georgia which is in Augusta where the Masters are um so we were on cleanup Duty basically we cleaned up the trash you were working uh okay that's gonna happen I know golf has gotten even more uh uh popular to say the least even with the like the fair weather folks and whatnot yeah it's turned in more of what you thought Happy Gilmore was yeah a couple of my buddies actually that's starting to happen social media there's more people like heckling uh celebrities uh when they're teeing off it's considered a back off challenge well the pga's got a problem it's got an image problem of being funny Daddy and and old-timey and now you've got that live golf that's pouring buckets of money on everyone to come and play and so now there's reality shows on it I mean they'll make a reality show about absolutely anything but I do like the fact that they finally have a reality show of of some a part of my life that I've lived with my ex-husband being part of the PGA and being part of that whole thing the stress the pressure the the all of that that goes along with all of that so I'm like oh I definitely I lived that it was horrible and now I kind of want to watch the reality show but I kind of hate golf so so much so I I'm torn eventually when I run out of other things to watch which is so much bad television I want to get there I think I know the names um Tiger Woods do you think and I think I know the name John Daly yep there of what not to do yep morning Jean Jesus Thanos Aaron hey Jeff thanks for joining us this morning we were just talking about Aaron yesterday um Aaron getting married to our friend Brian oh yes hi good morning and what a saint you are oh yeah we actually both of us were like yep she's the saint she puts up this one's for you yeah this one's for you we're getting it seriously oh my God I don't even know where we are today so yeah um wedding I'm not letting you go past your little trip there we're going back we're going back to the wedding Aaron reminded me because she is marrying our good friend the friendly officer Brian Morrison that you did in fact go to Costa Rica for a reason you went to a friend's wedding um did you or did you not have a wardrobe malfunction I I feel like when I tell you something in confidence Stephanie I feel like you're going to use it against me is this the full moon thing is that just you're not going to make eye contact with me because you know what you're doing and I didn't yeah you're you're the devil okay okay okay okay so I saw that I saw the photos Okay so shared the photos uh it's Costa Rica you need light clothing I'm currently in my winter attire I don't know is that what people do yes so in the summer I'm generally in like cargo shorts going to work and those long sleeve swim shirts or polyester shirts whatever yeah because if you jump in the water 10 minutes later you're dry it's not like Cottonwood retains so I'm like all right well I gotta go get polyester stuff and like collared shirts and you know nice stuff for a wedding and I grabbed some linen pants I figured that was like a nice thing rather than joggers or shorts whatever so I grabbed some linen pants off the rack Wednesday I wear them to the wedding on uh Saturday then I so at the wedding there's a wedding in case you know then we go back we have dinner there's some speeches everyone's happy and then sometimes there's a dance floor okay every time there stands for you have to understand what I'm picturing from what uh like the absolute refuse of the pants that I saw that you destroyed I immediately went to the office as you said my little office characters up here when Andy did like that full-on thing and like broke his ball on the dance floor like hitting that dance floor like doing the this is what I envisioned for you Greg and I'm now of a certain stature where I'm a little more powerful for the garments that I love that powerful yeah you shredded the crochet region of these pants so turns out depending on certain songs I don't know like Get Low or I mean all of them right how many Miami Vices were on this situation we don't count I got I got the groom to offer his his mother one she came over and hung out with the kids whatever like hey did your mom like uh Miami Vices it's like I don't know dudes my mom like Miss would would you like to try orange like it's a great okay hang out with Mom you're gonna figure out who your buddies are you talk to the parents that's that's also true where'd you come from where'd you go I am Cotton Eye Joe yes but it wasn't just the front of the pant it was also the back of the pants so it turns out through my general motions that apparently I got a few comments on how did you do that we didn't picture oh one yeah the first night we arrived part of like the weather there was another one well there's no pant issues but uh someone came up to me that I don't so I knew like five people there yeah and slowly but surely I got to know just about everybody my age there because I'm a little social at times and uh two or three days later a very sweet woman uh came over to me and said I just had to introduce myself you were so much fun you look like you were just having a ball and you included everybody and you're dancing whatever and you're very light on your feet for a big guy I'm like I'm I'm sorry I don't know how to take that it's like oh and she's smiling and she's being polite like my I'm not going to Twitch my eye as much as I think thank you thank you as I walk away going oh twinkle toes I want the little Fred Flintstone over here meanwhile you hear the concrete goes thought as I walk towards the pool bar thanks that's great on your feet for a bigger guy like wow that is that is something look at you magic miking it up over there you had a blast oh so funny oh I'm never showing yeah I got a video for you later yes so good the wedding I officiated I feel like you need to go with maybe more of a Lycra material just so that you can get your dance moves in without worrying about anything anymore we keep it all encapsulated there for you we'll just learn I'm just wearing baggy at least you were wearing like boxer shorts like underwear yeah that was it my back was to the DJ I dropped low everybody everybody heard a tear I want to say it was the groom in front of me goes wide-eyed like oh boy oh boy so when there was a small slit in like one and a half inches John says Greg you waste it so speaking of golf I bought clubs so I could go to his bachelor party because apparently he's in love with gold John go to bed yeah you're saying things again I don't like it go away but yeah no and then I just kept dancing oh and the the bartender and of course the native tongue is Spanish a lot of a lot of everybody speaks um a lot of English there rather yeah as I confuse more like Spanglish yep yeah and the bartender had some sort of like juice concoction with like a cinnamon soaking in it and then he was adding like a floater of a rum or something yum um but it was it was a shot that he was given out to people but there was hardly any liquor ah um but I kept walking up to people that I saw you were told well after 20 of them um in five exhibiting his best self Greg was having fun you want me on vacation work on a vacation so I'm walking around and I'm talking to this fine young man that I just met you know two days ago hey can I I feel like I can trust you I got a secret so I walk over and I'm like try to be deadpan serious and I walk him over the bar I go to the bartender or whatever the no I'm saying it wrong and bartender now is just laughing at me absolutely so I've now gotten like 15 parties to come back with me because I have a secret to tell them yeah and then we go to the bar and we rip this off shot whatever and we go back and of course in hindsight having the bar and doing that and being sociable and forcing everybody to have shots with me now that I've dragged them all the way to the bar in front of the table of all the parents and adults and the older loved ones maybe maybe it was too much but a few people thanked me for having so much fun I don't know apparently I'm fine I like that I'm a great train wreck I love that yeah I do yeah you're going to say that no I'm I'm always there for it though I'm front row at your train wreck oh yeah it's good time that's great if things only got awkward when one of them said no we're doing tequila that's when the night changed uh yeah that's when I didn't know it always changes I was more flexible than my attire at least that you're at least you were staying at the place that you rip said pants at so you could do a quick change I wasn't allowed near a car then all of a sudden you're like down in gym shorts and you're like let's do let's do this like the night is not over I've had too many secrets and many many Tequilas let's do this I even told the groom right after dinner I'm like by the way when I tell you to empty your pockets and now excuse me so we're set up in right next to the big pool there's a huge pool we are six feet from this pool and it's like four feet with the swim up bar and whatever it's not deep by any means but I'm looking at the groom as dinner ends like when I tell you to empty your pockets you empty your pockets and you don't ask questions it's like TSA so he he grabs his room key in his cash he's like here I'm ready I'm like oh that was too easy thinking that all right we're gonna at the end of the night we're gonna throw them in so we do he's like yeah great okay great so we you know that's it Chuck them in and then you see everybody jump in and then there's also a video of me still standing there like suckers not swimming and I I do jump in later he's already relieved himself love of clothes so he's fine we're not talking about being thrown in the pool and relieving oneself the bathroom is on the left Stephanie which was a funny running joke people wondered where I went a couple times and like the bathroom you haven't gotten out for two hours I know that this water's circulating so who's the crazy one you're the one swimming in therapy I'm not smart I'm hoping for chlorine here I am trying to set an example guys it's time to go get out no they're just in there they're staying they don't care I mean I'm not gonna say daddy do you live your best life but when I am the one that why do I have to be the weird one why do I have to stand out for actually using the restroom because I'm the one I'm doing what I'm supposed to do like why are you mocking me wait a minute I'll get back in here you've had three Daiquiris it's been 20 minutes you've been in the pool for two hours yeah you're not that good yeah there he was getting right back on it and a lot of them are gym people they knew each other from the gym yeah the the bride and groom knew them from working out whatever so it's just a sea of beautiful people and here I am going to walk to pee these people that clearly have no room to retain water come on yeah I can see y'all yeah bro all right daddy's taking the keg and he's going to the El Bano all right I love that you made besties with the old friend the old folks the older family members well they they made it they made it a point to introduce themselves to me like because you're entertaining you you're that fun guy that uh doesn't shut up like uh yes right see your children are beautiful people you make it less work for people when you're the fun one you're the entertainment has arrived and that's fine that's where you shine I shine there also I I like that space right that's us exactly yes almost almost um so today is plan your Epitaph day speaking of oldies and you're the life of the party plenty of a death well that's that should be here lies Greg the life of the party like you owned it like that's it cheese pepperoni no talking about AO Noah that the AO cheetah guy hey yo cheated I got sucked into another Tick Tock this morning and this woman was getting casket ready she was like this old woman doing a makeup tutorial about how she wanted her face to look when she was buried with its smile on and I'm like this this is this is what we're watching now these are the things we're watching shirt pins are you practicing on your uh she's like I want it light I want this done I want light eyebrows she's like putting on her lips so that I can kiss God when I arrive like I was dying laughing I don't know she's still alive but I really did enjoy her casket ready makeup tutorial I mean I I hope that you get as your last wish what you want but don't really don't drive like an idiot because if you know don't drive around other idiots because if you're in some horrendous accident and that's closed casket for nothing Mark you do that all the time that I want to see send me your Cascade ready videos you know absolutely hysterical so thank you very much for sharing with us your your wedding snafu I do appreciate that glad you enjoyed me splitting my pants having a ball I'm glad you got away though like being in a little bit of sunshine has to like put a little spin on it like you actually have freckles on your head like it's nice oh no they definitely come out but I put on more sunscreen and I forgot sunscreen I bought it at Logan on my flight out yeah yeah so of course you paid too much but yeah that's fine that's fine you paid too much to make sure that you still had skin when you came home so I guess that's important it's not like we were going towards people of the Earth yeah kind of what time's sunset around here these time of days oh year round it's like six to six yeah year round that's amazing 91 degrees and there was a continuous Breeze and it was very good weather so you didn't know that sweat was just falling off your body and Agony uh good Breeze all time 70 degrees at night um housekeeping checked on us at 8 A.M I'm still drunk leave me alone right lady make the bed with me in it I don't even care what you're doing here no I'm not sleeping over your vacuumas por favor can't fix those pants you're good with a needle sis no that is not happening so I I left them on the chair to drive on the desk it's just just assume they look like the next day and then I go down and I show the groom and that's where the photos I'm like dude this is what happened it was like that got bigger like yeah yeah and I didn't even know there was one in the in the back seat that's what I was wondering about the back seat situation like wow at first I showed her one where like I was like oh that's not that bad yeah like [ __ ] here you go yeah the front was really something to be shared from halfway up the zipper to the back it was impressive yeah thank you go big or go home I appreciate that speaking of go big or go home did you you finally watched cocaine bear I still haven't yeah so stupid no one should watch it but you all need to watch it it's really it's so bad there it's just gratuitous violence the the bad gory fake blood that's sprayed everywhere uh people don't need to die it's it's it's horrific it's stupid it's fun they tried to make a little family experience a little uh out of it it's it's awful yeah I heard it was pretty bad you all need to wash it it's so bad you were that person this smells bad here smelling I don't I don't know why and I'm the person that's like okay that sounds like a good idea even though you told me it's bad I need to experience what your thought level of bad is I is it that bad it can't be that bad let's try it I'm that person seriously when someone's like don't do that and I was like oh let me be a judge you're not gonna tell me how about yep that's bad all right you always have to watch some anyone doing a sniff test you have to watch the immediate facial reaction because sometimes they will try to cover it up be like oh it's not that bad yeah in order to sucker you in oh this cake that's been in the fridge that has been unplugged for two weeks accidentally totally fine to taste smells delicious we made it yesterday try yeah oh what's in the middle maggots great awesome yeah death and Decay what do you smell sadness that's what I smell all right so cocaine bear smells like sadness but we might want to still smell it anyway well there's a lot of smelling going on in cocaine bear Whoever thought a bear would just go into a brick of cocaine and then covered but I guess apparently obviously that's not the way it happened but there is a Loosely based on there might have been such Liberties taken yeah right like based on a true story yeah okay this actually happened and there was a bear that got into the car right there's like a grain of sand of Truth to that story I had ten Comedians and a bunch of blood splatter from Bad guns yeah like what park I heard it's real real bad Park Rangers running around with a revolver no no I don't know I've done a few weirdo Park Rangers I think I have one in my family not naming names but you know who you are Mikey um it's literally named names she's not good at this I I gave her more coffee I'm sorry yeah sorry funniest moment on Tuesday I was that Shipwrecked doing My Trivia and there are a couple of Irish guys to sit at the bar they're doing a job they had come down from Braintree and they're very very Irish they're going back and forth whatever enjoying my trivia which is very funny are you saying they are Boston Irish or off the boat Irish no off the boat Irish now live in Boston but they were here on the cape for a job because off the boat Irish people do not come off the boat anymore we have planes right yeah the people that are generally from Ireland correct do not recognize Boston Irish as Irish well they've become the Boston Irish and he married a Boston woman right which is very funny he was regaling me with the tales of how she's a Boston nurse and takes no [ __ ] from anybody and it was just very very funny to listen to their you know comedy back and forth and they enjoyed my trivia they bought us a drink afterwards so my husband and I came over and we were talking with these guys and I I was like I couldn't tell they have like such a lovely sing-sangi accent so I knew it had to have been like almost Northern Ireland um and so we're just going back and forth of where they were from and whatnot and we were talking about our time in the UK and uh how we we kind of like Scotland better and the first words out of their mouth are do you ever watch Trainspotting I'm talking about cocaine bear train spotting is similar it's like the Scottish cocaine bear with you and McGregor in it but it made me laugh that's the the reference that they used when they were talking about Scotland Trainspotting and if you've not seen it don't I can't I'm like just don't mean well the Boston Irish are quoting Boondock Saints correct you know everybody's got a point of reference and when they're pointing crazy at other people you know what you other people you're loud and you're drunk and you like your guns that's it to keep marginalizing them yes Bears I wouldn't need a gun absolutely meanwhile the uh the uh folks originally from Ireland are you know slipping into Gaelic and confusing everybody yeah like two different groups of Irish yep there may be a bloodline in the past but it's it's funny so uh an experience one of my buddies uh was saying how Irish she was from Boston I'm from Dorchester Irish are you so he got him do effectively what sounds like a pissing contest with someone in the room that was born in Ireland and someone born in Ireland and all of a sudden just started speaking in Gaelic and asking him how he was doing because he was so Irish yeah and he looked them with two heads really not that Irish yeah like um okay great yeah you lose yep yep don't have an Irish off with somebody that knows Gaelic yeah bottom line you lose no accent whatsoever but slips into you know a former tongue I think it's pretty much a dead language I think it's oh they all still learn it yeah it's like you're you're made too you're Ma and your dog make you do it it's happening um so we've got Easter coming up this weekend my mother still makes me an Easter basket and sends it happens I don't I know even when I was in the military she would like box it all up and like send it and I'm like yeah my mom makes me serve baskets still I'm grown I've five children it's a Easter baskets thanks Mom one of my clients uh helped the other day they showed up and fixed the TV and they had a big basket probably a hundred plastic eggs yeah I'm like oh this looks like a good time you got a bunch of kids and big family so they're having like 15 kids over probably whatever I'm like oh what time does it start hahaha well about nine o'clock show up early sometimes we put and some of them are going to have cash like 8 30 yeah I'll be here I'm here I'll find them all I'm gonna re-hide them I'm taking that dollar yeah you're robbing the children of their dollar bills they don't know what they didn't know good morning Dave good morning Lauren thanks for joining us this morning it's Greg i'm Stephanie we appreciate you hanging out with us I never a dull moment no there really is now welcome to the downward Landslide so that's on my my 22 year old is home now and uh she's like so what are we doing for Easter can I still get a basket I need my son my 14 year old mom can we still get a basket obviously you're all still getting baskets is what is the shutoff point for a basket never hahaha I know I mean but I still like the Cadbury Creme Egg it's still my favorite everybody likes the other little chocolate eggs but I mean anything you wrap if you wrap chocolate around peanut butter that's where I mess with it oh yeah yeah there you go you like the peanut butter eggs yeah eggs generally come out this season you can't get them every year so they're very special but I every day of the week you can get me to that's great because you take out the laundry and drive two hours to do it I've got Reese's okay yeah I'm simple but the the there's something about the peanut butter to Chocolate ratio in the eggs and also the pumpkins that are a little it's more peanut butter so I like I like that better I don't know why but it's better it just is so I saw something that should not be ever invented a Subway in the UK is doing Cadbury Cream Egg Subs what in the honor of the name of the Lord is happening in the UK who knew Cadbury Cream was a good thing for Mayo egg sandwich chocolate on bread are those like that's like a no diet right those are the things you're never supposed to eat I mean I'm down seems very British yeah Lauren you're British oh yeah um Mari hey it's Hank's son Emma dad didn't pay the bill last night he was waiting for him I'm still waiting for my child support can you get on that you know a guy reach out and talk to a fella I do like Nutella but that's not Nutella there is cream in there it just seems I can't I think I've had Nutella twice and it didn't stick with me oh yeah but I'm a peanut butter boy it is a euro thing Nutella is a very very big time European thing my kids definitely picked up that habit for my two German nannies so yeah that's probably why she's upstairs writhing in pain for a root canal so uh we should probably sure it's great that's how I've survived it's bad oh Lauren I'll be the guinea pig good excellent oh the caramel ones are also good all right now I'm hungry it's breakfast time I gotta take the kids to the doctor coming up that's it Cadbury Cream Eggs on a sub sandwich I just I can't substitute on your toast next time Nutella for your butter good luck tell us about it have you toast every cake eat it too whatever you want Greg and I'll talk to you next