Hank Sennott on current events

foreign hi we're here good morning boys and girls don't you feel like you should have like one of those mirrors like Miss Jean and you can just look how did how did Miss Gene know that we were watching how did you know all those names I don't know that was great though that's funny Romper bumper Stomper boo tell me tell me tell me something rather that's horror magic mirror tell me today did all my friends have fun at play that's how I find that I remembered that we didn't have that many things Hank fell okay that's true you know what I mean we had four channels we had we had very few things good morning Jeff thanks for joining us good morning Nat and Jackie hello hello so yes it is Tuesday I gotta thank some of our sponsors MBR landscaping and cleaning services you give Bruno a call 508 280-0605 online MBR landscaping.com tell them I sent you go get stuff to clean I need to he needs to come to my house immediately I've got too many people living here and I've got too many things that I'm doing that I need cleaners like on the regular I do and also don't forget 40 under 40 annual celebration they've got since 2010 all the way up okay Plymouth Business is looking for you if you are part of those alums and I think there's one sponsorship opportunity left so definitely call Cara today at Cape Plymouth Business you'll be glad that you did also camping Islands Kia thank you 760 we're 28 in South Yarmouth tell them Stephanie Viva sent you go get something new there you go 40 under 40. I guess that leaves me out huh sorry never happens I missed the Mark I missed the boat yep however my daughter's in development with a good idea so I was like oh I like that I was never encouraged to be an entrepreneur no we were we were workers right yeah it wasn't like a thing I had this conversation with my cousin uh happy birthday cousin Heather we're not saying how old she is but it's her birthday today and she comes before me so look nobody's older than me okay we were talking about Easter dinner before we before we you know when we were doing the radio thing right before we came on live and I'm just talking about Easter dinner and family traditions and whatever and all of a sudden I stopped when I said to Stephanie oh my God I'm going to be the oldest person at Easter dinner I don't quite know how that happened yeah but I'm going to be the oldest one in Easter dinner there was a pregnant pause there we both kind of looked at each other and we're like how did that happen yeah when did that happen and you know how you always look at the oldest person at Easter dinner glad you're here glad you're here this year um you want me to cut your ham I hope you make you're not at that point Hank you're a long way away from someone cutting your hands that's right that's a good gauge yes I can still cut my ham you're sitting at the big table and you can still cut your own so you're all right I'm not drooling and my name isn't that's it pinned to me you're good so let all know who I am yep you don't have an aid you're fine no I'm fine you're doing all right granddaughter had a birthday over over the weekend yes she did she turned 11 on Sunday and yesterday she came home from school and decided she was going to paint her nails yeah I don't know it's so fast I guess within 24 hours she's never cared about painting her nails good morning Darlene yeah my husband hates that smell like he freaks out I thought you're gonna say your husband liked painting his nails no he doesn't like that either but he will go get them buffed and he does in fact enjoy a good pedicure and a manicure really he does yes he loves one time I I said you know what you can go in there and get those nasty little boot feet they're like swamp feet and he was you know deeply working looking for Comcast at the time and he went in there and sat down and he's like I get it now yeah I get it I was like oh the foot Rob porch and yes it is fabulous so yeah he doesn't mind he'll just get them buffed okay my son will sometimes ask to get his nails painted but it I don't care whatever dude do you want it done you've got it buddy nobody cares yeah so people are painting potatoes I saw that was a trend which we were joking about with the price of eggs that were crazy but apparently now it's become a thing that people were actually painted potatoes just it just kind of took off yeah yeah I don't know maybe it's cheaper maybe I don't I don't know why waste a good potato right let's go on a potato egg potato on kids with an egg you can at least crack it and still eat the egg you know what I mean whether it was hard-boiled and or otherwise yes with a potato you just wasted a potato right because I'm not gonna eat anything that I painted no no absorbing skin right because you don't know what's in the paint I don't need to replace it myself I poisoned myself enough I need to actively go poison myself that's the problem right right you don't need to actively go do it good morning Edie I'm not seeing you on the Peloton anymore because I have a Franken ton and I don't know what happens on there anymore are you still using it however sort of sort of kind of it needs to be be using it more Hank obviously my daughter is home right now and she's been working out with my girlfriend and every day they're like you can come I'm like I could but I won't but I smile and then I go back downstairs I gotta work right I got things to do I'm building my Empire Hank uh I don't have time for this yes I need I still need to actually live so I should probably do some cardio right weights won't kill me in my life at some point but yeah yeah I'll get there so what's new in the world of you ugh you got you just survived spring break I just survived spring Burton um yeah just a few weeks left and it's over right it's over at the end of April okay which is crazy but they've shrunk um Christmas break so my last class is April 27th wow and and I don't give final exams because I teach public speaking and that's just silly and stupid yeah that wouldn't make very much sense to have to have final exams so they've got at least one more presentation to make maybe to um we'll see how they do on the on the um on the next one um and then April 27th and then I'm done I'm done Hallelujah Yeah it's you're there thank you so much Edie she said my hair looks great I had a hair day yesterday I went and saw Alicia over at sea salt and Mashpee Commons definitely suggest you going over and getting uh a foil or whatever Mondays are the day to go because they're quiet and most salons are closed on Mondays so they have like a special so it's like 30 bucks or 50 bucks or something like that for a partial foil and they do such a fabulous job Alicia is amazing or go get a facial by candy I was sitting in there one of my friends Robert walks in because he had asked me about the facial the last time I was there two weeks ago and he's like do they do guys I'm like they do anyone if you need a service they are happy to oblige so he walked in unbeknownst to me they thought he was there for me I was like no I'm like did you know I was here I didn't think I put it on social yet no no you just put the finished product that's it that's right no no I shared the ugly I shared the idea I think it's important to know where you came from I feel like it's important what needed to be fixed and is this the point where I say oh no nothing needed to be fixed absolutely not Hank you go right ahead I tell it like it is and I share the journey it's the ugly because I always hate the the fake people on social you know who they are they're all over the place you see him I'm not that person and uh that's what I what did I put today on my Stephanie in the morning page plump and unfiltered that's what you got I did not see that unfiltered for sure that's our question of the day is what is your special talent or what is it that you do really well I said being plump and unfiltered that was my other meme when people describe it plump and unfiltered it was the side of a beer but that's fine okay it's fine it works either way Yep this is where we're at this morning so uh Easter is so early I'm just confused yes you said something about you're used to having the Masters yeah we would we would always consider it officially Easter if we watch the Masters yeah if on Sunday after dinner excuse me all the boys would would go into the into the living room and half of us would fall asleep um to watch the end of the end of the Masters and every Easter where it wasn't the Masters someone would comment do you know this isn't right we're not watching the Masters and it only happens like once every I I don't understand how the count how the church calendar works that Easter can be to stayed and then it can be another date and right the date the message is always the Masters right that particular particular weekend oh you know what I am I didn't clean up I was cleaning up crew at the master speaking you were I was speaking of James Fort Gordon in Georgia really I have the menu the food menu at the Masters interesting and it's wait a minute let me find it hang on the food menu yes I was with the help it's it's what they're oh where is it it didn't come on I didn't feed us oh come on I'm not going to be able to find it but but the the caption that that went along with it was how to say to people without saying you don't need money you don't need money this is the menu honest to God this is the menu with the Masters sandwiches egg salad buck and a half sandwiches pork barbecue three dollars club sandwich three dollars um a beer is five bucks seems pretty affordable Wicked affordable but you know what it costs to get to the Masters oh exactly so I mean if you're there they're like yeah we'll reward you with this disgusting egg salad sandwich for a dollar 25 sir right right but like the caption said how do you say we really don't need your money yeah right no they definitely don't need your money just eat the food and be happy that your food and be happy I mean I mean five bucks for a beer for client they could get 25 bucks for a beer yeah well that's the thing that the venue is not needing the money no no good morning Nat oh yeah Nat I'm currently doing cardio and watching you well aren't you a multitasker I need one of those like little things under my desk those like little joggers yeah that's it I'll just be over here paddling away good morning Lauren and John John I saw your photo in the Cape Cod Times this morning and what did John well he's selling the branch oh okay he's selling the Gourmet brunch so it's funny because there was an article about the development that is going to be where the old Kmart Plaza was yes so I clicked on it and then there was this fabulous photo of John I was like that's my friend I know him yeah and if you haven't seen the story in the Cape Cod Times about you know what's going to happen to the old Kmart they've got all kinds of plans yeah they do and you were right like what grocery store are they gonna put in there because don't we have them all over there already I think so I mean there's a Trader Joe's there's a there's a stuff there's a Whole Foods there's a Stop and Shop like what are we missing oh if you put a Wegmans in there oh Hyannis will be on fire yes oh I didn't I didn't think of Wegmans that would be cool it would be on fire I would be so excited yep that place is so wonderful if you've never been to a Wegmans I've never been to one I've heard a lot about oh it's wonderful we know somebody who's a chef up there really um yeah we sold in my house you know oh wow you had some you have some funny stories price of real estate by the way homes are going up again I can't keep track of what's happening but it was like the byline of the news this morning and I was like oh okay that's positive right they go up they go down interest rates go up interest rates go down you know it's just look if you gotta move you gotta move and it you know the prices and the and the and the interest rates and everything else um you know if the house is too small because when you bought it you only had one child and now you've got three and you only have two bedrooms you gotta move yeah you know or if you're you know a older person and you're there living by yourself and you've got you know three bedrooms two baths and you're using one bedroom and the kitchen it just you got to sell it I mean that's that's all there is to at some point The Log Jam is going to break yeah that that you know people are going to be able to start moving up people who are staying in their homes um for who knows what reason yeah I was having this weird conversation yesterday I think with uh Tori about the people the old people like there's so many when are you leaving when are you selling right the younger families need to live here because we need more workers right and a lot of it is if you have if you have a couple of kids there's one guaranteed there's one that's gonna go oh my God oh honestly honestly there's always one we could use a Market Basket in Hyannis or an Aldi Aldi's not my favorite though yeah but but they're good though because when I go shopping at Aldi I don't buy their food I buy all the junk it's like the stuff they'll have like random foot warmers or like socks I'm like why why is all of this in here it's like a Christmas tree shop within a grocery store it doesn't make any sense but I'm so there for it but a lot of their food um we don't go to all these very much because there's someone around here but we there were there's one another my kids love their frozen pizza there's one in Wareham yeah and and there's people who say who use it it's it's the top of the line product they've just slapped another name on it yeah you know the potato chips are really glaze potato chips or or whatever and the crackers or you gotta you gotta pack your own groceries that's how they save money yeah and you gotta pay a quarter to get your grocery cart wait but you get the quarterback if you turn you know because the the parking lot is not littered yes with um shopping carts because you got to bring it back to get your quarter and they also don't have to pay someone to go out and get them yeah yeah exactly so Whole Foods will be another empty store where borders was yep and then they'll have to develop that too that's what happens everybody's got to bring the whole thing up as if there isn't a problem with traffic on 132 as it is borders I missed borders that was my favorite favorite bookstore it was a good bookstore it was just a little something different about it it wasn't um obviously it wasn't an independent Bookshop yeah but it kind of had that independent Bookshop feel yeah I agree yeah we're we're still bookstop uh Bookshop stop shoppers my kids um Cliff loves it Barnes Noble once a week we'll go there oh little loves it we'll go in there I'll go in there to get a coffee and sit and read one of the local magazines I made the mistake of telling Mariana many years ago when we went into I must have been Barnes Noble either that or the one in Mashpee Commons look honey if you want a book Papa can't say no if you want to buy a book that's it now whether she reads them or not when we get home I don't know but when she was younger it wasn't so much the book it was the stuffed animal that came with the book that she wanted and they're getting something that's all they care about you know I mean you know uh what is it dinosaurs love tacos oh that was a good one yeah but it came but it came with the Dinosaurs yeah yeah you know so yeah so she still does it to me and and I I I'm gonna read it oh yeah I'm gonna read it and then there's these um um new books well at least new for me anyway called I Survived yeah and she's starting to buy those but whatever anyway they read if she likes them fine get a book in her hand instead of a device you know I survived the Titanic she's read the one that I want to sit down and read with her because I really know all that much about it is I survived the Boston um Molasses Flood Molasses Flood yes all right I I would read that yep and they're short reads right yeah they are yeah I like that yeah that's encouraging yes like 50 50 pages 90 Pages somewhere around there oh even even even less than that oh nice but you know what they did I'm gonna you know what they did to the Goosebumps books now the Goosebumps books Goosebumps right a lot of tongue twisters when Megan was little you get to a certain point and they would say you can either go to page 32 or you can go to pitch 47 yeah and that would you know switch around the the book and and what would happen the new Goose Bumps books they don't do that ow is that RL Stein's choice or I don't know but I bought I saw one and I bought one I said oh Mariana this is really cool because we can you know pick and how it's gonna started reading and I'm like where's the go to page here or there and it and it and it wasn't there and it was the cool thing about those about those stories you could choose a changing story yeah the evolution of the story yes yeah it could it could go or maybe it was just that a few of those versions or whatever yep oh I think I think somehow somebody objected and did you watch the basketball game last night I tried to stay awake I won I watched the first Captain UConn okay um and now people are saying you know it's really not a big win because San Diego State really shouldn't have been there anyway well you know the tournament's the tournament upstairs gets there and and you know it's nice to see I'm not a big Yukon guy but it's nice to see UConn back in the back of Big Time basketball yeah sure uh the controversy with the LSU team being obnoxious yeah I'm like well whatever guys taunt guys all the time right it's never an issue but if it's a woman doing it with a female sport well the game before Sportsman like in in the semi-finals Caitlin Clark from Iowa she started somebody and that was okay right and then the player from um LSU Angel yeah Angel Reese yep um she did it back to her and she did it a lot I think she did it a lot I know but but she's got to be obnoxious I'll be obnoxious she's kind of a big he's kind of a big personality she definitely is well look at kid monkey like she's a big personality and her attire yes the pink thing she was wearing on on um oh my Lord the gaudier the better I'm all about like big Showmanship outfits and she's at the big dance oh yeah and she's so Southern oh yeah she's so Arkansas oh yeah like I absolutely love the attire I think she's so phenomenal she's got a big personality right the games were good yeah they really were good and I read and I believe this is correct that some of the um women's basketball games had a higher viewership than any NBA I believe it I believe it that that needs to have that's the tide and turning it for them to make more money I saw that Kim mulkey's bonus was a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for winning the national championship and then the guy from UConn gets a half a million dollars yeah like it's not I'm it's not right no uh but if the viewership is there and the attendance is there then they should get that same amount of money and I think that that's where the Divide is like you know I don't think it's a sex based on sex situation I think it's just a based on Revenue situation right so let's support the female support so that we can get the revenue situation up so that they can get paid better I think that that's where we start and the NBA WNBA is chomping at the bit for these ladies oh yeah crop uh female players to join because it's nothing but excitement and when you bring personality and bring social media like Lil Wayne was face timing Angel Reese oh yeah wishing them congratulations before the thing like this is excitement oh it is and that that makes me excited for female sports in general to to get that Limelight to get that attention that's lovely it's it's fun and actually it's better basketball yeah it's not shoot a three and nobody rebounds no I mean they do shoot threes but they you know take the mid-range jumper or they actually go to the hoop yeah some Showmanship I love and and you know people stay and they rebound and um and all of that so I mean in the men's Game Pro game it's you know let's this guy's gonna shoot a three we're all going to jog back in yeah they barely don't even jog they like stay somewhere around mid-court yeah yeah if they're playing it's not fun if they're playing because you know you have to arrest some of these guys yeah you know they can't play back to back or they can't really shut up and I know we're paying you how much that's so true you know it's like come on and people pay and LeBron James said this a number of years ago which is why he plays anytime he can play people bought tickets and paid money to see him in a game yeah and he will he will play even if it's just for a short period of time because he knows people paid big money to come to the game to see him yeah for sure you know because the look because the the fans are there for him you're the draw right and the teams that they're I mean if they're the visiting team the home team has jacked up the prices for the Lakers game or before that the Cleveland game or the Miami game because LeBron James was going to be there and they knew they could get um more money for the individual ticket sales yeah yep and then to not show up or to you know sit on the bench well that's not that's not fair no that's that does not uh what is it repeat people's people aren't going to spend their hard-earned money to come back and see you again that is they're just not going to do it because it's too expensive and if they're going to spend that then they want to be entertained if you're not entertaining what's the point of being a fan and showing up for it so right uh I haven't been to a live basketball game that's up next on my list I just got across that I want to be on the court with the Celtics and then I've crossed off my list of all the things that I wanted to do in sports wise oh on the court yes you don't want to be up in the boxes it's not for me with the important people like you wrote the Bruins game no I want to be on the court okay I think that that's a better seat for me okay Courtside Courtside Danny Walsh I know you've got the courtside seats could I be invited to a game come on let's talk I know I know where you are so you're getting called out buddy I know right well DraftKings I told you my husband downloaded that little app he hasn't bet on it since the Bruins game but he still has it and I'm like you're not putting any money in there are you I was tempted I was tempted and then well you get all kinds of freebies to start right yeah see that's the thing suck you in a little hook right but all the commercials yeah yes it's like every other commercial the amount of money that they're dumping into sports betting I saw and not to go gross or anything like that but I'm we're gonna go gross a little bit because of gambling addictions there was a woman at one of the Connecticut casinos that just relieved yourself not not leaving this machine relieves herself a whole day a whole day oh Lord just sitting there they had to actually call paramedics to remove her from this machine she was not gonna leave this machine I I hope she was winning big money I just I can't under any circumstance think of why I would ever or wouldn't you if you knew you were that addicted where at least an adult diaper right like start the day off like you know what this is this is what I'm gonna do and I'm gonna sit at my machine not just openly sit there and just go not leaving not leaving my machine I mean at some point the adult diaper wouldn't even be able to handle them oh gross I can't think of the word but yeah all I'm thinking about is now that you brought up going to the Moon again that crazy astronaut with the diaper going to the moon no we just we're just circling the Moon I mean we landed on the moon allegedly allegedly I was we were on vacation I was a kid we're on vacation down here on the cape and I and I remember watching it so that's I don't even I don't even remember don't date yourself oh well you got a big birthday coming up throwing it out there yeah um but I mean they're making a big deal out of the fact that we're gonna Circle the moon we circled the moon 50 years ago right I don't because we stopped that I think it when this is not this is not meant to sound um disrespectful I think we overreacted to what happened with the Challenger oh and went We're not gonna do that again because we don't want that to happen maybe maybe it was devastating oh it was I remember being in an assembly all everybody's all excited and they're like oh what's that wasn't that the teacher then we were hushed and quickly removed out of the audience it was just really weird right never to be spoken about again no it was weird no and all that you're right all those kids that were watching it because it was going to be the first teachers like Oh yay look at that teacher going to the Moon yeah no no nope that was Dad so maybe that's what it was I don't know but Artemis 2 is going to be um we've got real astronauts doing these things again so that's kind of exciting yeah yeah in 2024 so it's not till next year yeah we don't talk to rush things no no why Rush we've already done it before but why why brush well it's been a long time Hank I guess go slowly okay so how do you feel about this big birthday of yours coming up um can I get a recount yeah it doesn't it somehow doesn't seem right but I I guess uh you know the the birth certificate has this particular year on it and and I I I I I guess that's it's correct but yeah it's it's it's you know folks you know how your parents and your grandparents say to you when you're younger one day you're going to wake up and you're gonna wonder where the time went and you go when you're younger yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah guess what they were right yeah and now now you're here now we've arrived speaking of which the final Indiana Jones movie Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny is going to be making its World debut May 18th I don't know why it's going to be at the Khan's Music Festival isn't it where they show all the like fancy ones fancy artsy yep we really don't understand which is really cool movies yeah I don't get it either but whatever I'm for it I'm a big fan of Indiana Jones and Harrison Ford is going to be in it him and his geriatric self right doing stunts and I love it he looks good he does look he's older now he's older than me yeah yeah he is yes and he looks great Stills and I couldn't do those stunts spelled 20 years ago I can't do them now Hank please the man still flies planes and does all kinds of crazy stuff yep uh uh I saw that they have bear meat in a Japanese uh what the heck is it called vending machine pyramid bear meat what's the weirdest meat you've ever eaten I've done alligator no I I really haven't eaten any of that stuff is that emu no I've done moose I'm kind of a I'm kind of a chicken if you pardon the phrase when it comes to that stuff you're not cuisinily uh adventurous no I saw your wife mocking you the other day on social media and I burst out loud why was she mocking me oh oh she was she was staying home and making my dinner yes and was going to have my slippers in my drink ready for me hysterical she dredged up and I've seen it go around before on social from a 1950s housewife magazine about the be on things how you you know make the dinner and you make the slippers and you get everything very mad men like yes but I think your wife flipped the script I think she said you were the one that was going to be doing awesome yeah probably and then you laughed yes Hank was not buying it he's not having it no not gonna have it not the chef in the house no I'm not no that's why she runs Cape Cod down to get home and everywhere else and I just like stuff yeah right almost at 5 000 fans you definitely go and like it follow if you need some recipes or change it up a new scenery keep on dining at home and everywhere else follow them on social great group Cliff one pots and pans the other day from his bowling tournament he won what pots and pans but he cooks though doesn't he he does he won a full wolf set of pots and it's like thirteen hundred dollars worth of pots and pans I was psyched wow until I opened it and I saw one had been used no now I don't know how to feel about it they would it was a use of Watsons they were all brand new except for one so like somebody I don't know had them and donated it know the story they bought them they used it said I don't like these I'm gonna donate them oh my Lord I don't know at least clean the thing cliff and I have been going back and forth making up kind of stories of how this possibly could happen because they want it from a particular appliance stores Bowling Tournament so like maybe it was a floor model or something we would run from whatever I either way I'm very excited about the pots and pans don't get me wrong except for the one the good use except for the one that was definitely used and I don't I don't know how could you tell it was used because it was used poorly so it wasn't it wasn't scrub clean correct it was like we went back in the box and they didn't notice yeah I don't know I was so excited I finally did the thing where I was going through every single one of my drawers and cleaning out the drawer and reorganizing everything because it gets sloppy over use whatever and then I'm I'm finally unpacking all these beautiful pots and pans and I'm so excited and then I'm like hell it was like almost like there was egg burned on the bottom of it I was going to say somebody didn't clean up the scrambled egg not well not well maybe it was a return so that's what I'm thinking I'm thinking maybe it was a return or some something all I know is that cliff and I have been going back and forth as to how it could have happened are you gonna return it obviously not we won it because like I don't know about that pan so now it's like to the side right now he doesn't want to use it I wouldn't use it no it's their stainless steel bands you could scrub it out it's fine but he doesn't like now it's been shunned it's a shunned pan right it's not in the mix and it just made me laugh it'll be in the trash yeah that's what we thought too Jackie the demo the demo one good morning Todd thanks for joining us yeah we're not sure but we it's that poor pan it's got a life of its own now yep and it's living in solitary confinement right now until somebody just says hey I'll I'll clean this stupid thing clean it up and exactly and then donate it yeah that's what that's probably what's gonna happen because he's so weird and I don't care it's just a pan right but but but somebody else I know I know it's only whatever it doesn't even matter once it's scrubbed clean it's new again right like we're fine we we go to Consignments shopping I mean look you can you can you can trade in a car and and the dealers clean it up and whatever that's it and then it's still a used car correct so that's still a used pan you get right exactly it's like a used cars is what I'm saying is it still have life left yes it does yes it does it was just a really weird find when you open up a new box just as 250 miles on it that's it that's all it's got a few miles on it hardly used it's fine the little old lady drove it to church what I was when you know when I was a kid I once I passed this there was this car used car lot across from the T Station I always used to take this is when I was I don't know 18 19 years yeah and and this until this car I really liked and the salesperson actually said to me oh that could trade it in from a little old lady it's still it's still a thing who only drove it to church and I'm like how dumb do I look I know but it's still a thing they still that's still a line oh yeah to this day still a line The Little Old Lady Who drove it to church that's it well for ours one of our cars was not a little old lady that drove it to church it was just two of our friends that only drove it to the bar so when they gave it to Lily it really only had like 30 000 miles on it because the bar was reasonably close reasonably close and they didn't get any accidents going back and forth no they didn't those were the days when they could go to the bar and drive home that's it that's it I can't do that anymore well they're also just beer drinkers it's not like they're going to get sloppy or whatever they just you know they drive that was their entertainment that's where their friends were right so the two of them just get in the car and drive over to the bar probably have a roadie in the car on the way over and do that and then come on back and come on back see I miss those days when you could go to a bar have a have several and and drive home well because most people don't do it responsibly anymore there's there's no there's no stop valve like you're not going home to have to like just to function anymore people just go and they go too hard yeah and then there's no it's not social anymore it's a contest yeah yeah kinda we're over indulgent for sure for sure yeah good morning Seraphina no when you were at the Bruins game apparently it was chicken sandwich right when you're at the Bruins game how much time did people spend getting up to get more beer none because I was in a box oh the beer came to us I didn't sit with the peasant tank I told you already but many I've been to many a football game where that absolutely you spend most of your time on our baseball game baseball is fine because it's social hour anyway and baseball's so freaking slow I'm like I I I'll get a beer a half an hour less the games are about a half an hour less with the new changes all right we'll see so I don't get my nap in now between like the fourth and then oh no sixth inning Papa doesn't have his nap no I fell asleep watching one of the Red Sox have just come on I fell asleep on him what do you mean it's the ninth inning I fall asleep watching anything at this point in my life yeah I'm just so incredibly busy I watch enough of it to get the gist of the show right which is why it feels like I watch so much television but I really don't it's like 10 to 12 minutes before I start looking at the back of my eyelids and I've lost all Consciousness I can't help it I'm that person now I'm narcoleptic when it comes to watching TV shows I turned into Mrs Maloney did you ever know Mrs Maloney no she was a theology teacher a bishop fan and she said absolute narcolepsy yes during class you would just fall asleep on the table and we'd all be like should we get someone and then for whatever reason it would be passed down like I don't know whether the administration never knew and didn't care or if it was like from the older kids the kids who had older siblings that had Mrs Maloney yes that just knew they were like oh no she's narcoleptic she'll be up in a minute we're all like oh okay okay it was definitely jarring oh I'm sure first time right we're accepted as fact in my age yeah we didn't have phones we didn't have these things and right here's our teacher just is she drunk is she dead because she would have been a tick tock video My Lord I'm 100 oh my God would have been taken out by the administration many many times oh she could have been a huge hit on today I think so too because it would be and sometimes she'd injure her face she'd always have like Band-Aids or like bumps like seriously she was aggressively narcoleptic and I don't know how long she did her job in that fashion yeah but they left her like she's almost gonna retire but I felt like she was there my entire High School career so your entire four years I've been my entire four years she was still there and like it was well known prior to like my aunts and uncles had had her and she like had narcolepsy then also so yeah I don't know whether it got worse maybe it was an occasional thing but for us it was probably it was on the weekly weekly wow that's it she was just face plants and what did you do just kind of sit there and just wait for it to wake up that's it just wait for her any minute now and you were all so well she was asleep we were actually because we didn't know it was kind of jarring it could have been that was the one time she hurt herself right and she really didn't wake up you know what we were careful we were freshmen we were we were kind kids it was Catholic school you know oh freshmen you didn't know any better no we're just like oh God if you were seniors it would have been a whole different way different way different yep yeah right my daughter is about to be a senior and I'm like I'm not ready for it and she's so put together so much more than I was my junior year she'll be like I'm running late whatever it's like she's just so communicative thoughtful not a regular teenager I think back to me being her age and I was like well that I guess we're gonna have to let this pass and then I look to my husband like seriously how is she ours where did she come from I don't know but she is not like my husband or die I will tell you that right now and I'm thankful for it well she wasn't hatched so as far as I know I mean I don't want to make assumptions about anything but we had the weirdest conversation with my children the other day because we have negative blood type so they say we're aliens right and so I was saying you know you might be more sensitive because they say that we have copper more copper in our blood that's why it's negative so we're receptive to to people and their emotions and I I feel like that there is some truth to that yeah so Lily Lily said in fact so what are you telling us we're hatched we're aliens yes wow I'm just trying to explain to you why you might be a little bit more sensitive than others it really is that's all do we know we don't really know I'm not gonna get into this weird conversation about if we're aliens or not but there are um several Tick Tock Instagram Facebook groups that's like the Rh negative group and they are every single day there's like weird alien stories about what our blood type does and I don't know whether I'm absorbing it now and I think it's real I don't know I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore no what's truth and what's not anymore no do we know what's going to happen with the orange man today I don't know how I morphed that into this but we're talking about aliens so we might as well I I just I just hope people don't behave stupidly that's all there's ain't nothing you can do about it folks if it's if it's all Bs it'll get thrown out and just nothing we can do about it absolutely positively nothing I just I don't know what's real and what's fake anymore I really don't as the news are they telling us the truth unless I see I'm so skeptical now unless I see it with my own damn eyes I really don't believe it I really don't well not to not to get into it but the way they've built the case against Trump is similar to the way um the case was built against uh Bill Clinton for Monica Lewinsky but nothing happened then it's the same kind of wasting my time well they well they were investigating something called White Water never mind what it is folks they happen to stumble into Monica Lewinsky yeah and it's the same thing with this while they were investigating Trump's business dealings they happened to stumble into Stormy Daniels so I was going to say Misty I couldn't remember stormy Misty whatever they're all the same what is it what is it your name is is How does it go um your name is your what is like your like your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on oh yeah yeah your stripper name you know or or I would be Tawny Jackson so hey sounds kind of good right that sounds kind of that's a great name that is that's classy yeah that is what's your poll name Hank wait a minute Johnny Jackson I got some dollar bills here Mario's getting weird come get your husband actually she's at a conference right now she's not watching I can do whatever I want I love it it's so good that's awesome what are your plans for Easter I feel like it's crept up on me and I'm not even doing anything besides being the oldest man at the table where what's what's going on we're going to my brother-in-law's up in Seekonk oh fun because my mother-in-law is having a little trouble right now getting around so um she lives in Pawtucket so it's easier for her to get to um get to see continent is to get her down here to um to the cape but I'm not looking forward to the to the right off and the ride down yeah oh no well obviously we're not on that side of the bridge you can go right down 495 and be all right yeah I hope because get out there early like we talked about I think last week there was that Easter disaster of I don't know how many years ago yep you know when it took people three hours to get off cape because that was 2013 and I think it was 2013. yeah people still remember it vividly I should remember which year it was because it was like I said I have I have a cousin who's like a big brother to me and um he lose he lives up in New Hampshire he's never come back to our house since bye we invite him down for birthdays or holidays we're good we're going to so-and-so okay scarred for life yes that's okay though I'm okay when people are scarred for life and don't want to come visit us because it's one less mouth to feed around here I'm collecting people around here like the the body's stacking up the mouth is stacking up Hank well I didn't have like a trouble finding a place to park this morning right I pulled up and I went oh speaking about your used car lot across from the T it's my my front yard is starting to look like right now it's not even summer yet no yeah it's getting it's getting a little crazy I saw before we leave I wanted to talk about which I I laughed about because I was kind of busted the other day for what kids are finding out which one of their siblings their parents use for passwords oh and so I use all of them in some fashion all of my kids are part of my passport in some fashion but how do you remember it well because I there's a specific way I do things I'm not asking you to give it away obviously not no but I each of my children have a nickname oh okay um so it's like their nickname with their name and then give it away I'm never you're never gonna be able to get it I barely remember half of them anyway but I I missed them but that's what I mean if you barely I mean how do you remember with all the number of passwords that you have I have we all have right I'm always changing my passion well a lot of kids now is what I was gonna say because I started at the top well talk to the babe maybe it's time to move on to the granddaughter that's like start moving on to another name because yeah new password new password new password well I've officially run out of children and now I'm gonna have to start using the grand babe and start having a nickname with that one and then mixing all of that up because I've run out of things bunnies I don't know what else to use now the one pad I had maybe I'll start from the beginning right and go with Tony Jackson Tony Jackson that's a good beginning I really that's really good that's that's really good and that's a good radio name right you know if you ever wanted to Moonlight from this it's a good gal that could you could go somewhere else and maybe after dark right from Stephanie in the morning now but Stephanie at night no no no no no no no no no no your stripper name after dark Tony Jackson Tony Jackson after dark you better watch out you must be able to do a sexy voice you can do voices no I don't I can't you can't do a sexy voice I well I obviously I can because that that's probably one part of my life I don't think I've ever talked about with anybody yeah that happened uh oh I was I was a companion conversationalist a companion converse that's what you called yourself yes yes really I was 19 19. I was enlisted did you have scripts I did I work for a specific company it was a companion conversation and if someone says this you go here if they said that you go there laughs True Confessions this morning folks all right Stephanie in the morning well you know it is easy I hadn't sewed a voice for something Hank and you know what apparently a companion conversationalist is what it was that's true okay yeah okay one of those 900 numbers did lead to me and that I was just a friend if it got weird I passed it on to my girlfriend Misty which makes me laugh things are getting weird your turn your turn and not for me I'm just here to be a friend oh so you brought them to a certain point correct and then you abandoned direct you left them hanging yes it will not hang out I was there as a companion Hank if the companionship turned to something else that was not my deal oh okay what stop so what did you say oh please hang on buddy hang on just only take a second I'm gonna get somebody else hold on you should really talk to my friend Misty welcome not kidding and then Misty took over that's it and finished the job yeah that was real that did happen I believe I'm talking about this you write that you're right oh my God she was an audio fluffer oh my gosh oh well you know it is the Easter season and it's a time when you can you know go and and start a new start a new you know I'm sure father Healy would would be happy to sit down with you so I've already made my boss with it I've already talked I'm too hot to confession I think my senior hoy's had looked like it was going to pop off a variety of sin I've been a fluffer he did he did I saw the eyes I saw a lot of movement when I was having in the conversational box over there poor man senior Rory was like what she's talking about see and you don't do it in the dark and he knew my grandmother which was even more upset yes of course because he was from edible yeah so I I feel like every single time I would come out of the box he would be leaving the box also and I feel like he just needed to cleanse himself right oh oh so you still so when you went it was still the box and it was kind of dark but still the box it was still at the St John's in Attleboro oh okay that was the last time last time during that particular moment in my life yes that's I we did have a conversation about my companionship oh okay yeah all right did hear that confession yep and so did you today so you're welcome well you know listen folks they say they say the priests forget when they step out of the box so I want all of you when we go off the air I want you to forget just like the priest does you can do that right all right oh yeah they did pay for that then yes they did and it was real talking right they don't get paid for it now Hank Madame Cleo of Another Kind okay oh the children are in school right yeah this is a school vacation okay we're good all right so I we're gonna say goodbye because I don't think there's much more to say after that no we can't top this folks I'm gonna pass you over to my friend Misty and uh you guys have a really good day from Hank and I we say goodbye but have a good Easter