Greg & Stephanie

and we're going what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really Su at book club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual I just had a visual I had a proud of it well well well look what the cat tracked in it's cig I mean that would be a pretty big cat actually you're allergic exactly as soon as I saw the cat coming down I was like oh no get out out out no no he's out he's outside I know but I forgot the benad so this is going to be a short show oh oh no oh oh no but when you see me just he starts getting anaphylaxis and his throat starts closing when I started showing signs of Co 73 can I not give him the Highlight today please and thank you I brushed my teeth well we've got a short show today but it's going to be a good one and I appreciate you for joining me today I uh we've got more chamber business I feel like I feel we had our annual meeting last night we honored Cindy Jones from heroes in transition she's just an amazing woman but the whole room was full of all of her people it was just it was actually a magical night it was a long night though and I they they put me to work every time I wanted to sit down and I had like a bite of my food and it was like get sell those go over there and do that I'm like okay it'll be useful rtb get out the EP pen do it live nice right in the jugular I love you yeah unlovable I guess something good stuff yeah so I didn't get to eat my $75 meal last night but thank you chamber for 75 bucks how big as the portion it was actually a good size okay my chicken was it looked really a whole chicken good well it was like one of those ones that was like folded over and there was some stuff in it smashed potatoes and some other stuff and Pie sweet I'm here for it I had one bite of everything and then work the whole time I know was like fun work it's work in the crowd or they yeah like selling 50-50 Raffles and stuff like that it's yeah I'm not hunched over in a a broom closet my career it's not like the work you and my husband do yeah it's not like it work hi this crap doesn't work and it's your fault even though you've never been here before under yesterday yeah I don't want to call the internet provider again there are lots of spiders in there go enjoy that you unplugged the modem I'm sorry you physically unplugged the modem it's your fault good times good times it's okay coffee hasn't kicked in I'm not already twitching out of anger thanks to the broom closet conversation say Seven Minutes in Heaven when you work in it I tell you oh my God good times got Easter weekend what is your favorite Easter candy what candy says Easter to you not the answer that you had off the air Uh Oh I thought that was the cape cut answer uh I don't know whatever shaped Reese's is shoving down that's the only one that I like I'll have you know the Easter egg shaped Reese's whatever offering of the Season there's something about the chocolate to peanut butter ratio and that that is a better and better candy yeah it's not bad um the Cadbury egg yeah I like it too even though it's full of garbage I always spill on myself how I'm listen I'm a boy okay yes you got to break it in you got to kind of crack it with your teeth and then break it in half and then you don't spill on yourself a boy not yet a man it's just right down the shirt just always it's like the one Easter candy that I was still obsessed with and now if I have it it hurts my teeth but I still like it when it when it actually makes your teeth feel like that they're gonna just rot out you know you've done well what is my diet no you were doing so good at the start of the year I okay you really were well you had like dry January things were shaking yeah it was real fun then you were you were still funish you're you're you're you're so kind you're so kind I saw you towards the tail end I think you were at Cabin Fever yeah that that was interesting I really wanted to get you in the sea dog costume Jeff said no oh turns out I'm too tall is the dimension that was referenced uh I'm going to miss them over the weekend uh we're we're having a big celebration for a friend of mine's birthday and I'm not going to say who it is just in case I ruin the surprise so the gra brothers are playing oh fun I know and I'm sad that I'm going to miss it but we're going away with the kids ah I know well do you want me to go be fun for you yes please do you have a Stephanie mask I can just represent how funny would that be I'll practice the laugh and I'll just walk around people go what the f I'll tape it for you and then you can just play on your phone who has a scotch taped Stephanie mask and no hair looking like a serial killer yay happy birthday oh my God can we get one of those do I did I not get the laugh correct I'll put it on your phone yeah Snickers Easter eggs those don't exist that's not real rtb well he did say can't find them well I don't know what's going to happen with that that bridge broken it's that's like a major port for stuff isn't it like oh okay that's segue I'm like what I know I was thinking of like supply chain issues that everybody's complaining about all of the time and all of a sudden I went to well what will we lose now that we don't have that area to be able to float boats in yeah oh there's already conspiracy uh questions about it too the divers recovered some of the bodies yesterday that's just awful that is a personal nightmare ongoing process for it yeah it don't wish on anybody no yep they used to make them Daniel loved them probably took them with him oh my God RB I'll keep my eyes peeled for it just in case I see them somewhere who Daniel or the kid who's Daniel no Daniel is he's passed oh I know I was like that's why I was like but it'd be kind of appr propo that he would take them with him so it makes sense totally I shall take them to the Grave quite literally it's not that cold outside today is it uh the sun's not out yet and I'm a child so okay well it's Major League Baseball's opening day and it's always usually just absolutely abysmally cold outside when that occurs so well after you have a cold hot dog and a flat beer don't you warm up yes why does your smell like vodka no yeah right I wish I got a long day my friends I really do PR Martini maybe but yeah right events onc cape.com is where you can go and find all of our entertainment offerings tonight we are at 10 pin trivia and also there's more than 10 pens right there are there are lots of other on I was mistaken and also we're gonna be at Cap Cod beer with a little bit of trivia Bri is over there for her first night of trivia don't give her any Guff she's new to it so go support her Guff is kind of a middle name is it yeah I did not know this about you yep it's also surrounded with like a mick and an in so I'm just a big McGuffin just just yeah look at that bad joke look at your face yes yes it was bad the only NAD that tells dad jokes I appreciate it so so much good morning Michelle thanks for joining us on the show I'm in my uncle energy you know what I mean is that what it is I'm 40 I'm single uh I don't have to go by diapers and I don't have to be awake when the child's you know crying so I get to teach fire best of all of the worlds the uncle well they yeah you don't get all the emotional attachment you're just seen as the oh God the drunk uncle's coming I'm not even that drunk yet like it hasn't even started yet it really is it really is disconcerning that I could be out with friends and have like three drinks over a few hours whatever and still be sober at the end I've been yelled that multiple times for well that's ours metabolism is a problem yeah right okay maybe it's ours it's all good yeah it's those white claws that R TV loves so much I you loves us he does not let it go he does not let the claw go delicious uhuh so I uh didn't thank you properly for showing up to our speed dating event oh oh I forgot we're in a fight good seeing everyone rtb hope you're well thank you thank you for being stuck in the corner and then I thought you left you were out having dinner and smooz and having a good time I'm like oh I'm at a four toop they'll come join me nope they were gone I just sat there by myself awkwardly good morning Aon thanks for joining the show and that uh uh musician played very well Carly teft is the best yeah um unfortunately it sounded like I it seemed I felt like a Heckler just in the corner just singing along the only gu within 10 feet she probably really enjoyed it I mean she did keep Bing me on exactly not fun exactly she was playing some rap jams for you awesome yeah you got you got to keep on the to and talented stay and he walked right in this morning right off the bat singing some Diddy stuff and I was like now now do a little diddy no you don't no you don't you don't saying it's no Diddy no Diddy oh yeah there's already a saying I hate the internet well you're the one who works with it so well uh I just make sure it works so everybody else can like for instance the the um what's that stupid app the newest uh social media crap which one tick tick Tok tick tickity talk talk The Clock Jam thing T I don't know I can't I can't my kids are just glued to it they just scroll it all day I'm like are you in there blink once for for if you're alive or if you need something I go down a serious rabbit hole on Instagram don't get me wrong but I can't have a third app I've already got Facebook and Instagram they're already died together but I can't have a third threads can't do it I can't I can't have more I'll check in every once in a while I know I know uh well the uh trumpers truth social went up in um it's like the new GameStop I think it went up to 8 million or its valuation or something like that yesterday it was like up $2 million I'm like this is the definitely the next GameStop so dop not a Sound Investment if you ask me just throwing that out there New York will suing for it what's up Junior how are you today I don't know what garbage this is somebody trying to spam us has anybody else gotten an exponentially large amount of spam in all of their social medias at this point why is this happening I get four calls from area code 339 a day now I don't know where 339 is I just started blocking like we're working on your Google Business call us back I'm like never block go away and then it's a new call every day from a different phone number it's obnoxious I didn't know there were so many girls in my area wanting to meet me in my H blocked Instagram requests spammed with 73 other miserable people the amount of spam is just ridiculous I'm still getting black people meet I don't I don't qualify I can't do it lovely ladies but I don't want to be you know literally catfishing hi tasty no this is me I thought I was invit I was invited yeah yeah that and ARP cards not yet there's plenty of time for you okay yeah that email is about 15 years a little soon is it 55 or 65 I think it's 55 so is some is some stuff I wi coffee hasn't kicked in uh is some stuff retirement 55 and some stuff is 65 or was it 55 you're older or age for AARP are over 55 55 right what is legal and the retirement age is like 62 or 63 they might have bumped it to 65 so is that a federal rule or a banking thing or like a corporate you're allowed to say you can retire like you can just take your sobles Social Security money that won't be there for when we get to be that age basically I'll be cleaning closet later tonight power recycleing your mem we've run out of that please sorry junior said good morning I tried to pick you up at the bar who needs spam oh he sailor Oh Captain that's it the captain is in wait what was a uh what's the we still Haven been over there for the um the adult fruit what were you saying adult fruit punches what is it yeah I want your fruit P fruit juice whatever it is whatever concoction was it the Capri PCH or something yes it's like a jungle juice but in a Capri Sun pouch if you could just bleep bloop down there the hours of operation that those are available thank you it is definitely on our list of things that we need to frequent and check out just CU can I stop there and get one before my 10 o'clock and how much I do not suggest that before doing any sort of work I'm just hanging a client 7inch TV I don't see what the oh yeah good rainy morning to you Lyn my junior Jungle Juice Junior Jungle Juice yeah oh Triple J it's a pretty magical concoction that needs to happen did you see ice cube offered Caitlyn clark5 million wait what offered who Caitlyn Clark the basketball player is that the chick that's like all in the news everywhere for like scoring billions of points she's like the Michael Jordan of female college basketball right now sweet $5 million I don't even no ice cube had teams to offer $5 million for her to play on sports right not that I'm a huge sporting person that's one of the round one they go and goes swish listen I'm very invested in this Caitlyn Clark thing because it's really excited to see females bring some new excitement to the sport so we are very much cheering for her on the sideline even though I there are people that always want to take people down a peg no matter what industry that they're in for whatever reason you you mean the one that had marijuana in her pocket and decided to go abroad didn't bring enough excitement to the sport po poor uh junior says it's Sangria with a touch of my magic whatever that magic is that's a little scary good morning Nate magic magic magic magic magic magic rtb said technical difficulties this morning leaving the car and getting Blackbird Donuts you are such a junk food junkie how does he maintain his figure speaking of donuts they're offering Crispy Cream at McDonald's now cuz that needed to happen What Yes you heard me why did that exactly I'm not sure my burger gets done correctly I don't even modify it now they're adding Donuts do we need to add that to the collection I did not know this I uh I will admit and I'm disappointed myself my mouth just started watering so really I hate myself stop just don't like don't I just like food and sugar rtb desperate times this is where we're at what's up Kai so good to see you also an Honore last night at Mash P's annual meeting uh doing fabulous things for eforall I thank you I so excited to see your face and got to hang out in a non-work fashion or when you're not making me do spreadsheets so thank you spreadsheets right I'm terrible at them still but I now use them and I'm not so afraid of them all I know is the sum formula that's it equals Su parentheses and then I know how to use the colon or the plus sign well look at you that's L dah on that I can make sure your office instance is licensed and then that's about it it's what you got so what can you do did you do your taxes yet I'm still like it I know we were like running out of time sorry accountant I owe you an email uh apparently have to sign them as if they have nothing else to do with their day that's it that's you just have to go and sign them I had to be reminded you're welcome thank that's what we're here for be good for you for using the colon LOL shout out to my account for making sure I don't go to jail what is your what is your family's Easter stuff like what have you got going on this weekend anything uh hopefully mimosas who knows um sounds good nothing crazy I mean there's there's no kids so we're not uh entertaining you know the hidden candy I know I I don't even I can't even show up to people's houses and like bury eggs with nipson it don't don't be the fun Uncle well I think that you should be the fun Uncle um we need to get you an Easter bunny suit I feel like that's something that needs apparently too tall for most of them right Jeff one of our friends Joe over the Portuguese club got to put it in and his wife just made me absolutely laugh dying laughing she's sitting on his laugh off kinds of on his lap all inappropriate she's like apparently I'm married to the Easter Bunny only Joe really looked like he was made for the suit I mean this suit belonged to him HP right in little lady it was a really nice Easter buddy like not a creepy scary one like a really nice one and then it was shot eyes great no that's kind of like one of my one of my friends all right we're gonna we're just story absolutely so brace it's an entrepreneur that I absolutely adore and she is working on her merchandising so she sent off for a prototype of a stuffed animal and it came back like Chucky this thing is terrifying it is a scary looking bunny like the eyes are freaky it's all wonky it's got like a mohawk I'm like children you can't show that to children no it's probably made by children for children overseas but save 73 cents so bad so I was like the Prototype do not how many how many of those do you have and there were like five different ones and they were all increasingly worse the other one actually it was a bit of Comedy what's up Amina good morning Amina is one of our host here at l8o and she is fantastic she had fathers and also 10 pin this week next week by the way is our Rock week so if you want to dress up like a rock star you can go and play music bingo with her Lisa I miss you we need to get together I keep saying this but it needs to actually happen and we need a calendar put it on the calendar yeah you you I mean today you didn't even want to do a show and then I kind of pushed it on you I apprciate I'm violent with my words listen listen woman all right you know what I'm F I'm peer pressure I'm always awake it's just a matter if I can get out of my own way because there's always other stuff to do too so smart y it makes sense I'm a party of one so how many meetings and events and editings and I know I got to get out of here shortly because we have our joint chamber meeting over at Beacon Marine so if you're part of the Cape Cod Chamber of Commerce or the mashby Chamber of Commerce come on by come see us Bowden Road I yeah actually I'll be there in uh five hours all right then if not four depends on how fast as well just come to the meeting sweet is there coffee I think there's coffee and I probably Donuts hey where is it where is it he's good to go guilty pleasure oh can we talk about the fact that you set up a call in line and you haven't answered anytime answer it no no I see I see when you're calling me and I'm like nope that's Greg and I'm not answering this phone I'm custom eded in the contact this for do not answer this Meathead also I think I had to use the chord for something else I'm not sure if I've actually put the cord back on so weird how convenient oh did that get used for something it's so crazy I think I I needed to use it for something else yeah there's something more important sorry okay bye yeah I was hanging up laundry whatever that's what that was for it's gone Greg can't call in just want to talk to my father my long lost father that's Tuesday you can always call your dad on Tuesday I just don't know if I'll be able to answer it I'm working on that this thing has dust on it okay uh it does its job I should probably listen to the messages because I'm I'm sure there's some nasty ones on there let's do it right now let's do it right now listen I feel robbed at at bingo last night and I found this number and I needed you to know I'm calling regular Bingo um next month for the yach club and I'm kind of excited about it like b b under the B 11 Reg little paint stamp foam no I got the little card with a sliding thing cuz I didn't want to deal with any of the stuff what if it flips on the ground and then well then that's it you lost your card and then you're shut off from Bingo right on the forehead I'm not dealing I mean they can bring their trolls and their CH keys if they want to but there's no dobbers we're not doing it dobbers is that an actual name that is its actual name just in case you were wondering I need one why I don't know one that leaves like a uh logo on it right the modem there you go yeah it's been fixed Greg approved I love it when like the local uh internet company goes this wiron looks familiar was Greg here was Greg here they know they know you now they know your work yeah good morning Miss Bethany did you do this what could be wrong oh yeah sorry they should have called me just unplugged the third thing okay I got to see Bethany the other day accidentally Lily's art is hanging in the uh Cap Cod music Museum of Art in Dennis very nice I know when we went over to Marsh Marshland no I've been in there I haven't I I haven't been in there in a really long time the food was fabulous and it was like an off time to dine so it was kind of nice it was like 2 p.m 3 p.m. like that perfect in between lunch and dinner where there should be less people but it's Cap Cod the bar was full so just grandparents yeah what are you doing we're having morning cocktails we've been here for seven hours whatever I don't judge it I'm here for it it's cap Con in the winter what are you GNA do oh particularly when you get the uh the older generation to teach you things while half in the bag and they don't hold back honesty is the best policy such as what I need to go to that bar oh all of them basically it's Cape God yeah I I mean look around at all the events that you should apologize to me for like speed dating there's not a a good amount of 20s and 30s it's some 40s 50s and the rest is just retirement I know it's unaffordable to live here so if you know a good girl friends in like the 30 to 45 no no no no we're to keep me my business is does it matter she's got kids Greg's great with kids oh lord well it's funny I I don't mind kids here's a hot take for you dating a single woman with uh children Y is a better way to judge if they're going to be a good mother okay that people don't oh my God there's a lot of guys oh my God a good wife you mean I didn't say she was GNA be nice to me oh i' I've dated a few wonderful ladies that have had children over the years and I never said they were good to me good wholesome responsible parents sure didn't work out yeah um but yeah I like oh my God could you date a woman with kids absolutely had to find out if the if the children are little Psychopaths now eating glue at 12 or like responsible you're G to see where that goes right there yeah how's she been doing on her own looks pretty good to me from the outside we'll see yeah oh my God CH child still has all Slims no I want you to find somebody I feel like we're always like trying to I I feel like we need to stop that as married people stop making our our single friends feel like they need to find somebody like there's something that's missing I mean I apologize I I don't thrive on being single don't get me wrong I'm not enjoying it by its own thing especially they came con winter well I have plenty of work to do there's no there's no shortage of that for sure yeah so what are you doing today you snuggled up with a fire with a loved one nope going to reset a modem in like Brewster what's up Marta sweet um but uh yeah no just just stop forcing us to date your other single friends oh my God yes there's two of us on Cape that are in you know the same age bracket that you know that are single so we must date nope no don't push it that's a shame if you want to Tee It Up and then we figure it out fine even even my daughter's dating Off K pool she's got a boyfriend and he's from off cape and then they're both happy that they're dating people not in their social Circle right I guess right they needed to go off off of the brand just to get away yeah I me you get to you get to meet somewhat new from a different part different you know points of view different restaurants different upbringing different stuff to do as a child but to be fair in your pool of people it's very small well unfortunately I don't shut up so I've met everybody you know what I mean so I walk around glass I don't know who that is sure is a great person no it's a fake person it was from Brady budge call fake person now I'm offended when Mara made up the boyfriend no Jan Jan made up the boyfriend is George class so you're bringing up a make beleve blended family and a fake boyfriend awesome Shaq and sha the dating pool on Cape Cod can be summarized by The Brady Bunch but nobody can afford Alice oh right I need an ALICE big time yeah right what is Alice up to she's uh she she's still kicking is she hate is she chain not alive I hate children now after being a a TV what was Alice is not alive how did you define her role was she she wasn't Nanny was she maid was she like she was the maid life support of the entire family's existence cuz clearly the husband and wife she is alive 88 still kicking y still tolerant of every housekeeper she kept the house yeah I don't know how my house has been kept as as a bachelor I just a shower use facilities no wait no she is dead oh well refresh your browser a little faster wow I don't know or was this or was this a fake I don't go to a Wikipedia page CU that's always trustworthy yeah she was 88 when she died in 2014 oh so she's still 88 y she's still 88 dark she would have been 98 it's 2024 I did math look at me mathing well I can't take her out for a Triple J now sorry that family must have been filthy he said oh I'm sure they were they if they were so perfect when they came together why didn't their first relationships last yeah we never knew about that we never knew no but we could speculate that was never addressed was it mhm should H sometime we should start a segment where we just tear apart and just make the darkest scenarios for some of the TV shows we grew up with it sounds like you and rtb are besties honestly I feel like that that would be his that's what he just does still still listen I rtb I can't give you the details because it just it was too good but I I knew this man for all of 20 seconds and he caught me speechless and I was just so imp impressed by it yeah that doesn't happen it it was it was and I wasn't allow response based on the content it was it was it was a pretty magical moment I salute you sir that right that was that was so good and he just walked away he just mic dropped um so some of the things that we've got going on right now since we brought up the the Trump situation and the truth social selling Bibles for $59.99 bananas are going up at Trader Joe everybody don't freak out now oh I can't do it and Willie Nelson for his fourth of July concert it's gonna be high with Bob Dylan and Robert Plant right yeah smell that Stadium that's like founding fathers material right there it's actually perfect fathers Fourth of July falling fathers well rtb and I both saw Willie Nelson live in person when we were at the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame and he was a very very tiny man and he was brought on stage by two other people carrying him to this little bench and then when he got on his little bench he was fine and he just jammed out and he was great is it kind of one of those where they wheel you out and then you throw off the coat and you start jamming no no like it was it was just very weird it was almost like they just he looked like he maybe weighed 11 ounces and they were just like here you go Willie I'll just put you right here like your little little K weigh what he smokes a day probably just he's a very very tiny man but Manny still has it he's completely with it I thought marijuana gave you the munchies listen I the man is made of marijuana at this point like there's not crispy creams now available at McDonald's if we got to fatten you up pal I don't know they preservatives but he is good to go I feel like he's ready y I couldn't tell you any of his songs but I could sing along to them when they're on also written everything so I mean if you are singing any song I'm sure it was written somewhere by Willie Nelson at some point in time Dolly Parton also has been in music forever um to see dolly also does not take herself too seriously seems to be a good person love it we enjoyed it that was the first Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when dolly was being inducted that we got to see and she sang a rock song I wasn't a good rock song but she was like if I'm being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame I need to sing a rock song so she made one and came out in all leather it was amazing it really was I was like okay I'm have a here for it it's pretty epic she still killing it right damn exactly what's up Carrie hi Mari Mark thanks for joining us this morning so I am off to Beacon what have you got going on that you want to leave before we leave so disgusted with me this is not espresso Martini either no there's no Martini in it just espresso um today I'm working tomorrow what are you doing for Kanas I know I just saw Morris and he's having his surgery I saw him at the um Home and Garden Club he's still not relenting on trying to get me to join Kanas but your meetings are Wednesdays that that's my problem exactly you don't have that problem um well you never know it seems uh Tuesdays and Wednesdays afternoons is when uh and Monday mornings is when everything is just broken I don't know what is it about Monday Mornings in electronics or is the people kicking them at did did the cleaning no because they shut them off on the weekend and then they start everything back up on Monday and that's why everything is broken 100% it's just awful yes makes me want to pull my hair out but I can't um oops missed that oops I can't do it again um yep and then I'm working then Easter probably hanging out with the fam having some lunch um what nonprofits have you thrown yourself into uh I I was uh what was that the Kevin feber was for Habitat for Humanity y I bought a ticket so well thanks man I appreciate it yeah there's a lot of Behaving yeah I support you even though you don't support me listen I will be there for you that's why I'm asking you when your next Kanas event is I will be there I be there all right we need to go before he's gonna be singing us out Greg karaoke bar are they yeah you can support me at karogi yeah stay up past your bedtime when you try to do this in the morning first thing and you can sing awful music with me in front of people that uh we'll probably never see again only if it's bad Rob jams I'm in all all jams I'm down excellent thank you we'll talk to you later everybody have a great day happy Thursday you gonna sing us out Greg oh be there hey who's coming up next everybody we'll talk to you later