Pumpkins, Bad Seashore reviews, John Stamos, Surgery Suitcase, the freezer debacle, Habitat for Humanity and more!

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good morning good morning boys and girls how are we hi Amelia nice to see your face this early in the morning actually I can't see your face you can see mine but hi what's your name cross that was really quick well I just saw her and I got excited cuz I haven't seen her in a while okay hi we haven't seen Hank in a while look at this tan little thing next to me I don't even know you oh well you know you're the wrong color for Cape Cod this time of year yes I am I was very lucky to have we had really great weather in uh Florida the nine yeah nine days we were there for nine days that's awesome yeah it was it was it was really cool like we were saying before we came on I think it was the first extended vacation that we've been on in in a very very long time yeah and you two need it you work really hard well thank you you do as well how's your back how's your back speaking of working hard I got my I took my Advil yes I did I'm just like remembering I gotta stay on top of it stupid little tweak and I wasn't feeling great and then all of a sudden I was just like it was bad and I couldn't move yesterday wow and it took me all morning to get downstairs to do my work and I I worked a 9 to three day and I felt lame and I still had to work last night so I was gingerly behaving myself wow um but still yeah still a little tight still a little stiff still not feeling awesome we all know what happens when you basically sneeze and throw your back out y it's not awesome no it's not not at all and I have a friend that's a a back doctor uhuh uh and also a physical therapist so they're like just come over Jeff will work work yeah and I'm like I don't want to be worked I want to be left alone I want to crumble into a ball back pain is off back and tooth painter like the two things you can't do anything about yeah oh I would I would go to a chiropractor for back pain tooth pain and a dentist I will hold on till till yeah right till I'm ready to shoot myself and then maybe I'll consider calling the dentist but good morning Dave yeah we had Habitat for Humanity over at knockabout and your wife is onor way over to feed habitat right now right yeah the um um the realtors in in Sandwich have been taking turns bringing snacks over so awesome on the on the days that the crews are there building the houses for Habitat so Mari Mari 1 and Mari 2 or Mari and Mariana um are are over heading over there now perfect with with a bag of snacks Mariana and I went shopping we all supposed to be healthy snacks well we bought some donuts super healthy and some other things papa how about Donuts someone oh yeah sure who really I love the assumption that that well just please provide healthy snack nobody wants healthy snacks everybody everybody wants to see a dut you're right or at least know there's a doughnut there that they can say oh no I'm gonna be healthy and I'm gonna have a banana that's sometimes where the donuts lie for me I don't particularly love them but if I know that I can have one it's not being taken away from me then I'm like I'm fine with it good morning Nat so yeah got to thank Habitat for Humanity they're fabulous habitat cap cod. donate your time donate your money uh if you're going and having Renovations done to your home you can call them and they will take out your cabinets they will take out your gently used appliances that are still good and sell them at their restore they do a fabulous job make sure you get a hold of them make a donation today habtat capecod.com and by the way if you've ever remodeled anything having someone come in and take out the cabinet for free what a huge cost savings thank you take them and Time Savings right they're all yours now right right because the contractor will come in and oh we got to take this down and we gotta get rid of all that BS and just say come on in guys the walls are blank yeah right go oh how are you feeling now though Nat not just messed up his back the other day oh really the worst and I'm like trying I'm trying to get my fitness level I even filled out I completed the whole form to do the personal training thing yesterday the whole form yeah wow I feel like I'm making small commitments back to myself I'll get there eventually now when does the form have to be turned in or or is that like an open question I no I'm waiting for them it's now in their Court oh you push send yep okay the ball is in their court now they're gonna get back to me okay and uh I I'm very excited quench Fitness training for women I am going to be doing a boot camp over there it's a co-ed boot camp Saturday I'm DJing you and you're working out at the same time no I'm DJ just DJing and this is our breast cancer awareness fundraiser for the Ellie fund it's happening 8 o'clock nine o'clock 10 o'clock 11 o'clock but while I was there filming I really got a good vibe for this place okay so I was like I'm gonna come back and you know some that's sometimes we say that I actually meant it so I filled out the Forum to actually go there can find another couple of girls to go with me during the week right then great if I can work out with maybe Denise I'm throwing you under the bus Eva I'm throwing you under the bus Joy if one of you can meet me there once a week that's three days a week I'm doing myself a service so Mar Mari might want to do that she's she's been talking about doing doing something I like it it just made me feel comfortable when I went in there it was it was very it was nicely decorated didn't feel Jimmy to me and everybody in there looked like they were happy so oh well that that that helps I feel like that's a testament to what they're doing inside of the walls and they had a cute little juice bar I feel like it was a set for Success so uh I wanted to be a part of it good to hear from you Natt seriously I always think about you so Hank is back from vacation I heard you really relaxed you had a good time you did check in with us last week which was nice yeah it was fun and then I had an interesting um encounter I don't if that's right the word discussion you had a moment where if somebody says is there something on my face you can't help but look at their face right it's one of those things where when you ask somebody something they can't not help but notice because you've requested this information right so this is not your fault no this isn't my fault the the the driver comes to to pick us up to take us to the airport and I roll out with the suitcases morning Don and it's it's an SUV and a young woman late 20s early 30s maybe pops out muscle t-shirt um obviously works out probably competes reminds reminded me kind of of a friend of ours who used to who used to compete so got a buff chick right buff chick and I go over with the suitcases and she says I'm sorry sir but I I really can't help you put the suitcases in I okay that's no problem said I just had surgery I went no problem Boop boom suitcases in we get in the car start driving to the airport you know chat back and forth back and forth or she mentioned she had surgery so I figured I really should say something about it so I said she and by the way I'm sorry you had surgery I hope it was nothing serious yeah and she said implants now at at that point and and and I throw this out to you and I throw this out to everyone watching what do you say this is a conversation shut off right do you Saye for you being you right do you do you say G I hadn't noticed but I'll check them out when we get to the airport no we don't say that do you say gee I did notice good job no we don't say that I was stunned I was I was that's it glad you're feeling better stunned but then the conversation continues and this this isn't funny um because it happened I guess it's humorous because the conversation was still running with me she then starts to say well she had to go back in because she had with one of them now see that's more information she really wanted to talk about her boobs there's no other reason for her to have brought this up to you other than these two look like a great couple that I could talk about my boobs with let's just let this fly literally fortunately fortunately good morning Jamie at that point Mari said she recognized the horror on my face Nat said I'd say nice work doc so Mari jumps in and says oh my God I hear that's painful but I can't tell you the rest of the conversation because I felt myself Fading Into the upholstery you did a Homer Simpson you were going into the Hedge yeah the Hedge I I I don't want to know about this I don't need to hear about this just just let me know in the conversation over that's a Don go she wanted more money she wanted you to feel bad for her leaky boobs she sprung a leak and she was not about to help you lift your suitcase it was a check check and look at my body on the way out buddy make sure you give me a better tip because I've got leaky ones what would you say if some nothing what would you say if someone said that to you listen I've had Replacements and that is a girl's worst fear is a flat tire nobody wants to have this situation happen no no one wants a leaky one however it is not something that I would bring up to a random stranger unless I was trying trying to get sympathy and or money from so you are correct Don give her a tissue there's a tissue in a five star review thanks thanks for the ride to the airport lady I really appreciate you oh she was very nice and and and all of that but it was just like oh like really you write a review for that ride I don't know was it an Uber know they ask you for all the special commentary afterwards great boobs I mean no can't say that Hank say sorry not allowed to notice it so yeah she wanted you to notice it though she really did I don't know that's awesome I yeah only me only me would end up in a conversation like that right yeah because you can't really say much that is a conversation Ender right yeah and then we switch to something else I don't know I don't know what that's what you do well look outside like you can't feel that uncomfortability between you right it's almost like this weird energy that is now there in conversation then she talked about how she she was getting married in February and all this other stuff and's nice rack on the car good morning Miss Mary thanks for joining this conversation Hank is back from vacation they had a great time he's got a nice sweet tan I'm very jealous meanwhile the rest of us are over here pasty with our pumpkins and and and by the way I know I could count on you guys to come up with some good absolutely by the way you're killing it there you you opened up that again that Alleyway I love it okay we've got uh I'm asking everyone to share your pumpkins with us I love this time of year share your pumpkin whether you carved it whether you grew it whether it's plopped on your deck yeah whatever if you made a succulent planter out of it whether the kids painted it wherever it is share pictures of your pumpkins because I am not an artist I do not carve well it's one of my friends that carve that pumpkin and it just made me laugh because I'm like I suck at this I have a hard time even getting out the seeds and I like the pumpkin seeds that is the part that I do like the most yeah well you could just buy those separately you know I know you don't have to get a whole to get the seed you can just get a little package in my brain I'm still this Martha Stewart with five children under five like it's just somewhere in my brain I still I still do those mom things good one that the driver was sharing her pumpkins with Hank that's it she definitely was just one the other one had a leak the other one was a smashed pumpkin and also we're getting towards the end of the season if you've carved your pumpkin and they're soggy um find your local Farm if they've got pigs or any kind of livestock they will love love love your pumpkin treats so don't waste those I was supposed to have Justin yesterday on the show with me from um the psychic fair that's going to be happening over at knockabout on Saturday really so it's going to be like all kinds of readers and fairy things and crystals and all kinds of fun little oh I know well it is the season Hank that is all happening over at knockabout this weekend I know Mariana was really into this yeah um you know we talked about how how she went she and um Megan went to the um um the the the Paranormal guy y you know in Sandwich y well apparently when we were away um Megan bought Mariana a Ouija board and she brought the Ouija board to school scare me she put brought the Ouija board to school well she asked not to bring that back to school yes yeah she got in the car yesterday when I picked her up I'm so angry honey what happened I can't bring my Ouija board and I'm like what Ouija board oh oh you were gone your mom bought me a Ouija board I said said why would you bring a Ouiji board to school oh some people were interested we weren't bothering anybody but the vice principal told the teacher that she couldn't bring the Ouija for yeah and she couldn't understand and I said I bet what happened was some one of the people some one of your your friends or whatever went home told their mom their mom flipped yeah because some people are really spooked by that yep including my sister-in-law and the mom probably called yeah you know I just don't invite things I don't know about one of those I'll the crystals the Rocks absolutely they're all bringing some energy in there but am I going to I had an experience when I was a child with a Ouija board with one of my neighbors in my basement and it scared the B Jesus out of me for the rest of my life will not touch one of those things or let them enter my home Lily probably has five of them upstairs I don't even know what's going on up there must be into this no I just pretend that wing of my home does not exist I don't go in the area because it just upsets me it puts me on a path a trajectory for failing of that day I just it's not worth it to me don't want to know those teenage bedrooms where you're just like I have to open this door good morning Lynn hey Sherry thanks for joining us on the show this morning yeah just don't I don't dig those Ouija things uhuh not for me no no Justin is like a light worker he does nice fun light healing things so I'm going to have him on the show tomorrow habitat is so busy they were supposed to be on with me on Wednesday it's just one of those things where I forgot there was a whole extra week of October yeah everybody has well my husband's buddy booked he thought his class reunion was the week before it was supposed to be oh so he had booked it all for the wrong week he booked it the last week of October flights rental cars hotels all for the wrong week oops everybody's kind of thrown with this extra week of of what to do now and I kept making all of my Halloween celebrations this week basically I've been wearing Halloween stuff since the 13th well even before that right all month yep you you are wearing a Halloween dress yes I am currently wearing a Halloween dress listen I got like another week of it and then it gets put away okay and I only have a few things for November and that's like late November so what are you wear in late November I have stuffing pants I have a turkey dress I do I do I stoed up in pants oh my God I do and I've got a turkey dress I mean I think I I think November needs to have a little bit more right flare to it so I'm working on it you wear you wear the turkey dress on Thanksgiving yes I see I might wear it that whole week who knows Hank you might have to look at me covered in turkeys all week long I dress up like a turkey with a turkey hat well there was certainly enough turkeys around the area yeah right well I'm going to be leaning heavily on on our food group MH Cap Cod dining at home and anywhere anywhere else correct because I am so sick of the same old same old I keep trying to invite myself to my cousin's house she won't answer the phone so I think she knows that I'm trying to invite myself over there I just need to change and where's your cousin she's in Vermont oh okay I thought it'd be nice festive yeah Vermont must have good turkeys yeah fresh turkeys no we've got a fresh turkey on order oh okay it's being grown right now grown right now doesn't but when you think about it I got the picture and I was like this is kind of messed up they they really sent you the picture of the turkey that's it was just like the flock the flock this year is doing this it's not like here's Fred Fred's gonna be delicious in another month but one of one of those turkeys that you're looking at live now you're gonna eat dead yeah that's creepy yeah I can watch them on the cam the turkey cam no yeah gobble cam oh my goodness I I'd like to know where my food comes from oh good morning Danny Walsh how the heck are you oh accolades the DJ that's killed it forever listen if you need a wedding DJ make sure you contact Danny Walsh three years in advance right uh unless you contact Stephanie in the morning I'm Ava little booked now right I'm I'm pretty booked also uh we do have Robert one of our guys who is booking out weddings right now he was a pinch hitter for me over the weekend and they loved him Scooby-Doo yeah Scooby-Doo you're kidding Robert yeah they loved him well I mean it he did a fun I made him a really cool Halloween playlist like 50s and 60s just like really really fun eclectic yeah oh that's him yeah record type deals and uh he absolutely killed it knocked it out of the park they loved him so he wants to do weddings and I can book wedd wedings for him but Danny Walsh like literally three years maybe in advance wow you better come correct when you come to the Walsh that is for sure I hope you're doing well Danny not kidding I'm really not uh so there was apparently a radio signal that was heard I heard you mention that from billions of years ago they're saying it's a noise from when one Galaxy got eaten by the other Galaxy and it made a radio noise oh really it was like millisecond I was like what the the explanation was longer than the noise was as to where this radio frequency came from in the Galaxy I don't know anything about it I just thought it was kind of cool the cosmos right now so so so they think it is just when one Galaxy swallowed another and it wasn't and it wasn't some Far Away Galaxy long ago and far away trying to send a signal out to humanity like help no oh like Arthur from WK KP in Cincinnati right hey guys this me I've been here before right no we're not throwing turkeys off buildings not no uhuh that's not happening I'm watching them on my turkey cam so I saw that John Stamos put out his Memoir have you ever thought of like doing a memoir just for yourself for shits and giggles no I don't have that interesting in life John Stamos however the list of his girlfriends well that I mean that's a story in and of itself he it's called if you would have told me but one of the interesting stories that he shared so John Samos I think he was just like the hotness that we all grew up with like that was the guy right if he was the IT guy like Raquel Welsh or whatever poster you had had on your walls it was whether it was Bo Derek or whatever it was John Stamos was the guy we didn't have posters and we didn't need to have any of that we had our little teeny bopper magazines but he said that he came home to find his girlfriend sleeping with Tony Danza I hope he was insulted I would be insulted also I'm kind of mad at her like get a prize Pony right and you went with like what let's see what could happen here I mean not that Tony dance is a bad guy he's not attractive he's still looking really good just visited the cape this summer right he he does a little song and dance thing and but which you when you got John steo right you're not going to mess around with Tony Danza one would think one would one would I guess one would think I guess I mean not for me to comment one way or the other but that's for you to decide yeah right Hank we're well we already opened the door we kicked in the door today with leaky boobs so might as well go right to does he talk about what Tony Danza or John Stamos does he talk about what it was like touring with the Beach Boys no I don't know what he talks about all I know is I saw hot John Stamos in a suit floating around a pool float pushing his book I don't know who decided on that photo shoot they're like hm what's going to be the best photo to show off John Stamos let's get him in a pool let's do a black and white shot like who where does someone's brain go when they think of these things but here he is in a pool float yep holding his book I don't know what it says in it all I know is that his girlfriend cheated on him with Tony Danza and I was a little bit upset for him so I I I assume after that she was his girlfriend anymore I don't think so but you never know those they they they have a completely different lifestyle and way of thinking than than than we all do yeah that's fair that's fair yeah I didn't even get to my debacle over the weekend while I threw my back out you threw your back out okay I got maybe 20 hours away to go celebrate my uh my girlfriend's birthday first I I I had a whirlwind weekend Hank MH Friday I found myself celebrating one of our good friend Brian Morrison's wedding mhm uh my husband got the call last minute that Cody was going to play for Varsity so here I am going to this wedding by myself I said all right change of plans quick fast how about instead of leaving tomorrow we leave tonight and we hit the wedding on our way to Maine okay all right change of plans now I've got Eva as my date to this wedding not a bad choice he was a very nice person no we had a great time they husband well this was Brian's first marriage okay he's not a spring chicken okay is he as old as me he's not as old as you well okay then he's older than me okay um and I I loved it they're such a good match they really love like just really they bring out the best in each other which is really nice yep so I knew he had been taking dance lessons for this wedding uhuh and when we arrived of course I was like late and the best man looks over and he's like you better get in there they're starting their dance and I'm like got to go and to run in and it was super cute it was like three different songs with this cute little mashup spanked a rear end in the middle of the second song and I mean we are amongst politicians we're amongst our state local reps or States people who have probably spanked a few rear ends in the course of their career but to be in a setting where I'm like at my friend's wedding enjoying the wedding and then all of a sudden see him spanking her and I'm just like oh okay and his mom is there and okay she looked hot she looked real good I was really really excited for them we enjoyed it so we're off we end up at my girlfriend's house hairt my back I get home I get a phone call on my way home babe I don't know what to do somebody left the freezer open and there's like oh no 10 pounds of ground beef I don't I I'm like well make some meatballs I don't know what else to tell you make meatballs until I get home right and freeze them so that's what he did he made he made like 10 pounds of Meatballs not only that he like had to put them in the cryovac thing like my entire upstairs right now is a bleep show he went to Home Depot and bought a new freezer because he couldn't get the freezer to work because he thought the freezer was broken well the freezer's not broken it's just old so it takes forever to get back to that cold cold temperature right when the when the doors open okay so he tried to resurrect an old freezer from the garage so now everything in my garage is upended I've got a new freezer box that is blocking the way for me to go use my laundry it's still there he has taken the door frame the door off the door frame of my guest bedroom and everything in its wake I come home to two sinks full of dishes doors off the hinges yeah three freezers now and where are they all strategically located they're everywhere they're everywhere okay upstairs is an absolute bleep show and I'm just like uh I hurt my back and I'm going to go to bed now right I'm going to pretend like this area of the house doesn't exist so I live on a different floor I live in my studio floor and I'll live on my upstairs floor and now I'm not going to use that kitchen until it's put back together because I can't it will make me insane to be in there take a deep breath I'm fine everything's fine all right Mari says good morning in line to drop Mariana off she's got her headphones on thank God whoops sorry I was the most familyfriendly we do our very best we do we tried we tried look it wasn't my fault no I didn't start the conversation no with that person she started it with me well at least you came home to a home there was a story of the lady that in the UK that went on vacation and came home and they accidentally demolished her home so yeah how does that happen oh D we got the wrong address they did it was the wrong address they demolished her home while she was away that's horrible can you imagine no I mean actually in my case please insurance policy so I could just move on with my life this house I'm just so over it we need to start all over again next seriously uh I came across this little article that made me absolutely laugh we've all been there we've given a bad review we've seen bad reviews I like to live in the reviews sometimes even if nothing else other than to be amused okay what do we got and the times had run this story about the National Seashore and its bad reviews oh dear and I really sat there reading through these the world of online reviews can be a bumpy place even for National icons like the capc National Seashore 40 miles of beach 45,000 Acres of Scenic land a bunch of cool hiking biking trails usually universally loved but apparently not the seashore currently holds a 4.8 out of five based on 4,000 Google reviews well that's good and uh like the Eiffel tower has a 4.6 Stonehenge has a 4.5 I have a I have a 4.8 out of five on rate my profit look at him safe okay crushing it so you are currently in the same realm as National Seashore pretty iconic even the serengetti right now is tied with the National Seashore along with the Grand Canyon National Park so I've never thought to actually sit there and Stack Up world wonders give them Google reviews what's my favorite world Wonder yeah right Lynn I've got the sage right here it's not helping light that light it later it's Sage right it is Sage yeah I sure it is I I I believe you so this article continues but every once in a while someone writes a less than Stellar review about the big Park and the tip of the cape after all Everyone's entitled to their opinion beach too Rocky to W to go to the water avoid some of these bad reviews no facilities huge hill to climb Beach was covered in flies parking was difficult I'd rather go to The Hamptons there sharks are here awful tacky end to stunning Cape Cod okay I tacky not good for family and kids what huh place is nice people not so much the locals make the place less enjoyable very passive aggressive well I mean we're not we're not exactly known for being friendly to the teras right cap cot passive aggressive you don't say I know not us very Stony beach with dirty water leaves and twigs and stuff which is definitely not fun to swim in leaves and trigs in the water oh good Heavens at the National Seashore these are great I mean yes people think pool I know the Greenies are nasty this one been there twice was immediately bored with it get you in back yeah H so much sand these are fabulous we're reading actual reviews of the National Seashore thank you very much whoever wrote this article is Eric I have to double check yeah it's Eric Williams too much sand he was very very funny he's a funny guy and I do enjoy his articles but yeah um since we don't want sad Rangers moping around the seashore it seems fair to include some of the positive reviews and there are a lot of them so we just go on to share them with everyone but yes once again just not everybody you can't please everybody oh gosh no no what did I mean what do people expect when they go go to National Seashore Seashore right I mean that pretty much explains it you're right Kelly way too much sand I know so good you should know where you're going before you get there that's right sharks and rocks welcome to Massachusetts right this is this is this is how it is well just like we've talked about this before I I follow the you know all the all the pages for for you know Clear Water Beach and all of that where where we vacation and some of the comments from people yeah are like really what did you expect where did you think you were going I inadvertently kind of stepped in a situation like this this week actually I was just responding to this gentleman today so there's a couple of online forums that I follow um to help and also get help when I need help for any of my pods any of my audio stuff the newest latest greatest you know technology it's forever moving and somebody's always got a tip or a trick and I like to follow these and so somebody said something about a streaming service versus zoom and I was like that's not that's not real like I'm an audio engineer that's not real right and uh I I woke up this morning to like a sizable nasty comment back well clearly you don't need blah blah blah blah this that and the other thing and I just I found myself responding you can't understand tone right in writing but I'm also responding to this because there's somebody else that will not use their brain and just read what you said and think that that is real and and just follow it when it's not the case so so not to get too inside radio here folks but what what were they Su they suggested um that there were two streaming services that they were saying that were better than um that Zoom quality audio was better and I was like no it's not and I didn't mean to give my Dwight Sho false right it is blah blah blah blah but I was just like that is not true and there are so many other qualitative factors that feed into it it could be the use of your internet how much what service you have what service do they have did they have the right equipment what piece of equipment is it like there's so many other things it could have been but to just blanketly say that Zoom audio quality is better than any of the streaming services that are out there is is false yeah and so people sent you know path of lease resistance right well that guy said it wasn't wasn't right so right I just want people to be aware that that is that is absolutely not the case well that's where so often you you another example of people saying well I saw it in the newspaper right or I heard somebody in the radio say blah blah blah which is why we're here reading reviews by the way right right I me I mean if those people go home to Wisconsin and oh you went to National seore how was it Rocky right what well it's really difficult writing directions for all things that could possibly happen right oh yeah and everybody uses and takes from uh item that you buy completely differently so I might not use it for that reason so I just fell into the rabbit hole this morning of responding to one of those people and I'm like why am I responding to this jerk you know better I I know but then I was like I'm responding to you because of X Y and Z that is all and I didn't mean to have my tone be like I know that I'm M and smarter than you I didn't mean to have that tone if I could just have left an audio note for you I would have but then no one's going to listen to it right when you when when you would have would have said sweetly yeah right you know I don't think you're right or I just didn't need to respond but I felt the need to respond because I was like wait a minute don't portray me as the Dwight shud of this group I'm not you are oh there's Junior if it wasn't on Facebook it didn't happen right exactly or now insta false if it's not on Insta it hasn't happened there was something about Tik Tok that that alarming number of younger generation adults are getting there fullon factual news from Tik Tok yeah I know that's scary my son I love the fact that when my son ingests any social media he then takes it on like he just sat through a lecture right and is like reusing that information oh to go forth and spew whatever nonsense he just heard and was like that is not real you need to look things up sometimes before you repeat them and say them like that's gospel cuz that's not this is the same situation y do your research do your own research right right all right I'm gonna get off my little horse no because because oh God Tik Tok good heavens and sit over here it was bad enough people were getting their information from from X previously known as Twitter yeah why do they keep saying that by the way because that's what it is meanwhile you've got the man of X offering a million dollar a billion dollars to change Wikipedia to dickipedia because he thought it'd be funny yeah I know this is a human running a multi-billion dollar company right and building rockets and sending people into space and yeah that has way too much money if you're offering somebody a billion dollars to change it to dickipedia right and and getting involved in international politics and shutting down shutting down internet services so one can't communicate with I mean it's it's ridiculous oh Junior Tik Tok is about as accurate as the national Inquirer there you go I'll I'll I'll buy that yeah but we we are going to buy it because that lady did have a baby in 1965 and I wanted to know about it she had it in 1965 but she just found out about it yesterday I loved that was like my most favorite part of checking out of the grocery store when I was dragged along as child oh yes was to sit there and all the trash as you're leaving mom did you know that there are aliens my mother's like that's not real right and and and watching the people kind of kind of discreetly reach over and dropping it in the right in their in their basket see that's what is that's now we just have it in our phone now we just have it here right to buy it on the side yeah we just and we just discreetly discreetly walk exactly and we have to inest whatever God nonsense is on there although there are some learning things I have learned some things on there usually they're like little tricks and tips like how to clean my sheet pans and put them on selfcleaning of the oven I know it's lazy I know it's awful my house did stink for like two full days but my sheet pans are gleaming they look really good then then you succeeded right I did I was like what because my husband literally said to me beside me that's that's not real and I said H we can test this Theory with a little selfcleaning in my sheet pans right we'll either burn the house down or we'll have clean sheet pants I had a clean oven and clean sheet pans and my house stunk like I don't know for two days but it was great it worked the things you learn right and Junior you are right who doesn't love some trash can't wait to buy Britney's new book oh yeah that's gonna be trash I'm so here for it though I don't know why I watched the whole interview of her they released her audition for The Notebook yeah the movie The Notebook she auditioned for the notebook she auditioned for it and she actually she killed she did really well yeah I mean she got bad repap because she did two really bad movies and then they were like Britney can't act but if Britney had had the management that say Miley Cyrus had had at that same age she definitely would have crushed in some movies right oh I think you're right I I think she's talented I think she's you're right she's gotten some really really bad advice from her family yeah and a lot of heartbreak and like they just chose the throw some medication on it Britney you'll be fine right keep tap dancing Daddy needs his money right it's actually disgusting but oh yeah had she had better management she would have been like Miley right have your open broken childhood for everyone to see and then heal yourself with all of your millions of dollars and then be kind of a well-adjusted adult right right I think it's fine I think so we all have our crosses to bear if I had millions of dollars to cross my bear with I would have been much better well just like Michael Jackson say what you want about Michael Jackson he had such an effed up childhood yep we're still listening to Thriller though aren't we I'm playing it for every boot camp this weekend everyone oh yeah Thriller all weekend we're offended we're never going to listen to look at what he was accused of what he did or didn't do obviously way out of bounds yeah but but all the talk I'm never going to listen to him again yeah it is I call Bull I love you Junior this is some serious wrecking ball to compare her to Miley good pun there my friends and of course and of course she she and Justin pretended for years that they were just friends and they were and they were keeping themselves for marriage we knew what was going on they were screwing their brain those Musketeers I think the only one who got it right was Ryan uh R Gosling yeah just like disappeared I'm going to go beat Ken now I'm going to go disappear off into my little mared life and stay out of the Limelight he learned oh yeah but so many of them are just whack jobs they're all just train wrecks which doesn't speak well of Disney actually no it doesn't that they that they didn't take care of the of the of the kiddos who were working I don't know if you can I mean that level of just scrutiny and narcissism at a young age definitely def finds the way you are right it's really difficult um yes I do appreciate you Junior very very much everybody go over to Captain what are you doing over there with gift cards and delicious pumpkin martinis I feel like every single week you've got something fun cooking over at Captain's delicious food good drinks good times who could ask for anything more that's it uh on to our sandwich police update as we always love to check in with our sandwich PD yes I think they've also done another fine outstanding job this week of just sharing with us what our peace officers have to go through on a regular daily basis yeah it's crazy right there's some good ones there are some good ones I did like that officers were dispatched to a local coffee shop after a clearly not fully caffeinated woman through a display off the counter can you imag have you ever in your damn mind decided to just go somewhere and be like right this coffee suck right no no I mean I thought about doing doing it in my own home but I won't cuz I'll have to clean it up like I'm not going to do these dishes I'm not going to deal with your freezer boxes I wanted to kick it clean your own room I don't know why we've lost our minds but the store manager reported the woman became enraged at the drive-thru then came into the store to talk to the manager care after her Outburst the manager took down the plate number called the police contacted was made with the uncaffeinated Karen who reported that the manager was the initial aggressor and denied knocking over the display until the officer informed her it was caught on video everything's on video boys and girls pretend you're constantly on camera all the time I do because you are I posted that Meme yesterday where was like I always pretend like I'm on a show and like I've got the camera watching me so here I am dealing with a bunch of nonsense and I'll look up at the camera even though it's not on and start talking to it it's my coping tool because you never see but Steph you never know it could be on it could turn itself on and off and you don't even know it that's true well you're getting the show of your life let me just tell you I saw some comedy special last night it was this girl Heather and she just she really made me laugh and she's like so I was talking to my therapist I'm Tick Tock of course way cheaper Heather so smart y there was also another one um from the sandwich PD that said a call was received from the Canterbury Estates to report youths had moved a sewer drain cover out of position officers were unable to locate the group so if anyone sees Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles please call the sandwich police back they want to know where the turtles are at you know sometimes folks you don't have to call the police y you do this yourself that's kind of fun though I think I would just call the police to see what they'd write about it I think that that's where sandwich is at right now like what are they going to say about this situation and you are right Kelly we all need our coping tools yes you know if it's crystals in a little bit of sage or if it's going on Tik Tock or listening to whatever sounds of the ocean from Alexa that's playing it for you in the background however it is that you need to get through your day I'm not knocking your coping tools right as long as long as they're you know remotely healthy we're all working on ourselves right right the other thing that was interesting about the uh sandwich police log this week there were two maybe three um reports of being called uh for people in cars and in fact when when the police you know drove up to the car and spoke to them they were gainfully employed and living in their cars because they couldn't find a place to live that is so upsetting that's the first time I've seen that on the on the police blog not to saying it doesn't happen but that's the first time I've I've I've seen it that's it's truly upsetting and that's why I'm so so glad that we've partnered with Habitat for Humanity because I mean yes just as fast as they're building them people need them right and uh I something's going to have to give in this situation where the housing is just becoming outrageous and people that are working on Cape have to live off Cape to work on Cape and it is a huge huge problem that we're encountering right now where we live and I don't know if it's everywhere else I'm sure it is it is I just saw there was a national study about people not paying their car payments uh more more than ever before yeah and then just people just don't have the amount of money what it costs for even groceries I went to the grocery store yesterday I left there with $140 with stuff that was not even that much stuff right forgot the one thing that I went there for of course you and ended up getting takeout last night because you went to the grocery store because you were gonna cook yep and then you ended up getting takeout yep and I'm sick of Meatballs but does he have a good meatball recipe he does have a good meatball recipe I guess junior said if you look crazy in Sandwich they call the police I'm surprised they haven't called it on me yet never say never my friend just go out in your front porch and just start dancing around they'll call somebody looked happy today in Sandwich gotta call the police I wonder I I really wonder when they get calls like that this Patrick gets the call and and radios it out to to the cruiser if they just go oh do I have to yes I'm sure they do really right please don't make me is this this is not real right right well especially when it's like neighborly situations or Ridiculousness where they're arguing about dumb stuff loudly right right they don't want to get involved in that yeah no and and you don't want to get the police involved in that situation I've just never thought to call the police because I heard music outside I heard music and it was Well ma'am it's 4 p.m. what yeah what what do you want you know a large group of teenagers listening to music in someone's backyard by the pool I gotta call the police somebody might be having fun it is really truly upsetting that this is where we live but this is where we live right good morning Wendy thanks for joining us wait I I can't wait to see the blog after Halloween I'm sure it's gonna be Chu stuff no it's not gonna be after Halloween it's gonna be after Saturday because Saturday seems to be the day that everyone has chosen this year to have their bangers their big parties everybody's Saturday I'm doing all early stuff which I love this this coming Saturday this coming Saturday we're one week away from Halloween today okay and so that's the closest Saturday to Halloween okay so everybody's picking the 28th to do their big parties on okay so that's all my friends with the good costumes Jermaine I saw your Beyonce costume chef's kiss it was fabulous I loved it by the way that's a new word added to the dictionary this year oh yeah chef's kiss yeah 6 693 new words are being added to the dictionary this year and Chef kiss is one of them which I they are all separate words does it need to be added as a phrase I don't I don't know right right I mean the list there already words that existed in the dictionary I didn't realize that you needed to make that phrase right isn't that Urban Dictionary or other dictionary or cover that explain to us what the kids are saying these days dictionary right the week you were on you were hobnobbing with the Hoy Ploy in Miami and I was doing the morning show I had that I had that whole list what I was talking about during the week of the of the words that are being like what really that was that that phrase was just dusted off the other day Floy yeah oh somebody else had just posted about that how it actually means what it says right it's just Greek right I think so yeah yeah everything originates in Greece let that be a lesson to you if you're coming to our trivia tonight which we are going to be over at Shipwrecked from 7:30 to nine come as a team play as a single we have a good time um but that is definitely one of our Clues to food great great post here from we won't mention your name because we don't want people calling I'm still waiting for someone to call the police on me because I have a rooster but no they've called the police on me when I have a fire in my fire pit yeah although given your experience If You Smell Smoke you you never really know for sure if it's a fire or if it's somebody burning in your front yard or your neighbor on fire in their front yard burning to death I was going to be graceful but since you weren't yep I still won't call the police what's that funny smell whatever two days I smelled him two days if you don't know that story folks it's a long one but true oh yeah oh I know I'm just saying to the folks who haven't heard it it's a true story yeah my neighbor lit himself on fire and died in his front air and for two days we all smelled him in the neighborhood no one called the police we didn't know we mind our business over here we don't call the police we don't call the police for that nonsense no no the no my neighbor called the the police on my chickens before right she wasn't happy that they were in her yard I'm like lady I'm not calling the police because the stupid turkeys are in my yard and you're calling on my chickens right how much damage can they actually do right did you eat those chickens by the way did you watch them grow up and then eat them I didn't I didn't oh okay that's no I gave them to another one of our friends okay I let them go over there because I wasn't going to raise chickens anymore and I had there really wasn't enough meat on them my husband was literally like there's not Stephanie there like the chick it's going to be a chicken nugget the amount of work that we have to do to these poor chickens to process them it's just not worth it I was like you know what go go with God go go with the neighbors were you at least getting eggs we were we were oh okay yeah but there was nothing we don't have any issue with the chickens other than they didn't want to be with us okay they wanted they decided to be with my neighbor and that's fine every once in a while I'll open my mailbox and I'll have some eggs in there as appreciation for the girls that's fine oh that's great but yeah just that moment where my h hband is holding the chicken and just poking around going I don't think that's going to be enough food for anyone like these these girls you dodged a bullet we did yeah chickens eat ticks the neighbors should have been happy right I guess yep yes it is Greece the Greek language the Greek culture the Greeks yes now I want stopa right that's friends um so I think that's about I've just got such an an entirely very encompassing busy schedule this week so I'm gonna do my very best but we're going to be on doing our shows live pretty much every single day this week so I'm looking forward to it uh what have you got going on well we've got lunch break every um at no noon to two I just finished counting down the top 20 most annoying songs of all time very I got to listen to your Jazz as I was driving back from Main I really loved it it was really good and I even sing I didn't hear that part every little breeze seems to whisper Louise you gota you gotta listen folks I was it was I forget who did it and it was like Louise and I went oh I know that song and I don't I don't know but the number one most annoying song of all time according to uh Mental Floss is we built this city really by start stship they had some interesting they also said we are the world oh and and and and I felt a little uncomfortable about that except it is a really annoying SL yeah no I it's a small world is more is is terrible but if we're talking like radio AirPlay song yeah I wouldn't say we built this city as the most annoying song yeah it was Mambo Number Five I like it still I don't know why it's one of those bad songs that I love Disco Duck oh yeah that's not great the Macarena yeah I still I'll bust out the Macarena the kids still dance I don't know where they learn it from I think you're born just knowing the Macarena it's now part of our DNA oh like you come out knowing the Macarena it's just done like it we all do it the Joker by Steve Miller I didn't get that one you don't like that one no I do I like that song I like that but but it was on the top 20 most annoying and I don't I don't quite know why I mean there was some real there were some real real winners yeah um uh what's the song by sh for me I've heard the maximum amount of number of times and I've told you this before but it's the Pina Colada song Oh rert Holmes put it away I don't want to see it anymore I don't want to hear it I don't want to think about it and it keeps coming back I do like padus and I don't want to hear the song I like padus too but yeah yeah the song is yeah the song's too much it's got to go yeah especially it feels like the anthem of the cape and I've just heard it so many times I know it so many and really when you think about the song I mean the guy the guy goes online to find somebody and the cheating on your wife and it turns out to be your wife and she's doing the same thing so awful so so they meet each other in the bar and it's like oh you I didn't know you like being at kadus and being caught in the rain and you know I into whatever whatever all is I don't want to hear it maximum amount of number of times I've heard it enough good morning good morning Pam and Linda Maria Pam thank you so much for joining us Hank and I are just about to wrap up we've had quite a morning if you want to subscribe to our show which you know you do so you don't miss a moment make sure you find us on YouTube also I was having a chat with the sandwich Chamber of Commerce and um one of the girls was like I watch your show but it gets a little laggy I said have you ever tried watching it directly from YouTube because it won't be as laggy as sometimes Facebook chokes the algorithm so if you're finding that to be the case then you can find us over on YouTube as well oh Lauren hi hi saraphina you're on my list of people to respond to I did in fact do those book reviews and I would like you to be on my show and I would like to have a conversation with you soon modernday world news yeah it is the weekly world news Tick Tock Megan yes I've got to schedule you for a show with me too because we've got a lot to talk about Lauren is totally all about Halloween you should see her homage to Beetle Juice that she is built she she's an artist so she's physically built all of the installments to recreate many scenes from Beetlejuice I'm sure she has it on Tik Tok okay or Facebook actually 100% think she has it on Tik Tok drop the link then I may have to give Tik Tok I I I don't I don't exactly have Tik Tok oh no no I I will will kind of I use it like the social media that is that extra version of Twitter that's on Instagram like threads that's it right it's there I forget about it right but people use it though but it's also like LinkedIn where you have to add more photos to the thing and upload the photos to it yeah which is like a whole extra step that I can't wrap my brain around yeah and how many social media is does one human being need before we go H just drop a number in our chat right now if you're watching this how many social medias do you use on a regular basis I feel like eight is extra two three I've got four at least you have them all in the little box on your phone yes they're on the little box on my phone you're very organized my phone is in disarray three four no no five one two three four five yep saraph thank you three I think three is fine Lynn you're way better than I am one Maria's got one there you go good how do you get by with with with one that's it that's what's the one that you have I mean Facebook that they're watching it on right now okay you are too funny Mary Scott too good morning Tom Tom we need to get you on the show I've not forgotten you either I feel like November is going to be a good time to start talking to some locals about how we're all GNA survive this winter oh Lauren said I was about to delete all social media until I launch my own business now like five five okay do way here six oh yeah Stephanie celebrities are supposed to have more from the social media I love you Germaine and once again your Beyonce fire so good I loved it Sue good morning thanks for joining us oh Maria see Mari has six see I feel like it's eight six or eight six or eight I feel like I do six I have eight and there are two that I'm like I should probably do those more right and those seem to be the the emerging ones which which we I've abandoned Pinterest it's just there yeah I've got it there too and I don't we have a Pinterest page you know Mario Center plus but I feel like my moming and my crafting and my cooking time is like Le less and less every year now that I don't have little people to like occupy for hours of awakeness right they mine don't even bother me I'm like hello does any just rides though right they call me for all the rides that's not a problem but your oldest daughter has a car now she does and she's leaving she's leaving she's going to California she's going to start her life really going that's where she came from right yeah she's going back again mhm good for her I think yep she's ready she's ready to go got a job out there excellent she's going doing an intake in two weeks great so yeah job in her field right back where she was hire money good and I'm super happy for her to start her life but now I've lost one able driver in this house right so it's just down to you and the babe my God and Lily whenever she gets around to it going to get her license she will to the point where she's going to get her license and then it's going to be time to go to college and then I'm going to take it away from her because I'm like you're not having a college you're not GNA have a car at College gonna go to college right and stay there safely where I know you are yeah driving around and this nonsense but college is next year for her right yeah yeah saraphina I have all of the accounts but I actually only use three yes yeah exactly it's just too much see you do have eight of them also how many social medias do you actually use on The Daily me probably four that I I actually use just so everyone can get a hold of me I'll still get all the messages I just won't get back to you as fast right the queue is getting longer and longer because I've got too many other places for me to check before I've even begun my day you're right so don't be offended it's not you it's her it's me it's always me I'm the problem I am Stephanie Via this is Hank Senate you can find us here on Lemon Ado thank you so much for joining us I will be back tomorrow I think I'm gonna have Justin on the show yay and uh he is doing that fun psychic fair over at knockabout we've got a mash P Commons party that we're going to be playing Tunes at on Saturday uh if it doesn't rain oh it's not gonna rain it's going to be like high 70s and I'm so happy because Mariana this is the tournament for for Mariana's rck soccer she has played every game in the rain she's gotten drenched we've all gotten drenched it has been raining since July on Saturday yeah I think so I think so but it's going to be in the in the like 75s 7578 it's going to be gorgeous girls can play soccer all day long and we'll just sit there and soak up to uh perfect and that's exactly the way to be we'll talk to you soon thanks for joining us lemon ado.com you can find us on the radio Hank will be on this afternoon have a great day everybody bye folks bye oh my God the rain I'm so over the rain oh I know