Hank and Stephanie

all of the places you will find us right knock knock who's there you you who youo anybody home not yet oh oh here we go I should have done this one knock knock who's there radio radio who radio nut here I come well Y and with that let's get started what's up everybody hey hey how are you boys and girls happy Halloween Halloween I'm leftover Halloween what's up my son was like Mom why are you still in your costume I couldn't get the red hair dye out so uh we're going to roll with this today until I get into my witchy costume which is later on this evening I have another costume that we're gonna get into this evening okay good morning everyone tank and Stephanie Tuesday Halloween who's ready for it well I feel like it's been three weeks of Halloween I'm over it yeah I'm fully celebrated right in any fashion I possibly can they're already taking the Halloween candy down and they're putting the Christmas decorations up in some of the local drugstores and stuff that's it midnight tonight it's Christmas it's no one talks about Thanksgiving we're on to Christmas I know it it's weird let's go it's weird well I mean that Thanksgiving isn't really decorative no no that's true yeah you you put up yeah you put up a pumpkin or something or right you save your pumpkin and you put it on the table and and although center pieces I think we might make one this year one of my friends is doing kind of a workshop uhuh with the pumpkin to cut off the top and put some succulents there and then at the end of the season you're supposed to like just plant the succulent in the pumpkin Al together okay and it's supposed to grow all right it's never happened for me but maybe maybe my uh my daughter my Green Thumb in the house can get it done cuz I I can't I kill everything by the way who are you I'm Daffney from Scooby-Doo okay I dressed Cliff up as Fred yesterday he was mad at me because um I thrifted his costume and they were ladies jeans I did not realize oops and sorry and I'm a protesting New England Patriots fan I have my shirt on backwards and I have my Brady hat on good morning everybody and I have my sign that's say a wicked Big B fan so I'm protesting they're so bad oh my God they're awful good morning Ashley good morning rtb good morning saraphina I think the quote the quote of all quotes of course from from bellich someone asked him is he going to talk to his you know Personnel Department you know to see if there's anything they can do and he said well I'm going to talk to them to see if there's anything I can talk to them about in other words we're screwed get out of here like just end the season already it's not even fun to watch I don't even plan my Sundays around it I've made zero food I've done no appetizers normally it's like that's kind of the the piece that I plan my Sundays around right no oh no no no we we we got a tea time for Sunday and then it rains so we only played Four holes and did it rain you know oh did it well it was funny what I watched the weather in the morning and it was supposed to start later in the day yeah so when we when we showed up at Holly Ridge you know Kitty said oh so you going to take a chance and I'm thinking take a chance we're playing n we're playing nine holes since 11:00 in the morning my God we'll be back in an hour and a half save us a seat for lunch and by the time we got to the fourth hole my my Mari and Mari and Mariana said we're done yeah it's just G I heard she's quite the little golfer oh my she was kicking her butt anyway you ended up taking her to go see the big movie of the weekend yes no no I didn't oh you didn't no no we took her we we we dropped her off because she went with friends oh that's nice yeah was that the first time that that's occurred I don't know it's the first time first time we've done it but we met the parents and and and all of that and um but she went to see Five Nights with Freddy which I think I was playing that game with her when she was five yeah she said it wasn't scary you saw it I saw it it wasn't scary I was what I don't like real the horror movies at all I know shocker does the SE but I just I just don't they freak me out a little bit and um my husband was like oh we're going to take the kids and I'm like you can go he's like oh no I already bought your ticket you're going to so did you sit there and close your eyes I it was I started seeing the cast and my take on this whole thing $80 million by the way bumped off um uh Taylor Swift Out by the way that movie made her a billionaire a billionaire uh not that she needed all of that money but good for you good for you um and it tied Black Widow for an opening just to kind of put your brain around what this movie did I saw the cost of the cast because they're not schlubs they're it's a good cast oh yeah and I was really just scratching my head it's kind of a dud yeah personally I just thought it was kind of not that exciting yeah because I said to Mariana when I saw tell me about it how was she it was okay I know my daughter loved it ly left there jazzed like it was the best thing yeah cuz I guess it was true to all of the video games and it had a lot of Easter eggs in it if you were a fan and she's read the books and rtb she's bonded with your tailor over it look at her coming downstairs how excited she is about what you're talking about Five Nights Freddy yes that's what we were talking about oh G back upstairs we know what it is it takes oh see I'm GNA here oh my God it wasn't good it takes a lot to impress the younger generation these days in terms of of special effects and and all of that they're they're not easily impressed yeah no my daughter was easily impressed apparently so this was good for her I kept waiting for something more to happen it didn't it didn't so it was good for me because normally when we go to movies like this my kids will just watch me not the movie yep absolutely is she crying did she do that I got there and Cody's pack of friends happened to be there and we hadn't even planned for it so he kind of sat with all of his buddies which by the way for freshman teenage boys a pack of them they were so well behaved oh shout out to all of your mothers you did a good job these kids were really really well behaved because when I saw them walking into the theater I was oh but they were good uh that was also released on peacock so they had the streaming with it as well right oh so I was curious how it was going to do and my husband's like we could have just bought the peacock I probably would have just bought that and the kids were like no it needs to be in the theater where it's more expensive and $80 later in concessions right and makes that movie so so much better don't don't you guys have peacock anyway I mean you have everything anyhow no we don't have that anymore we're boycotting that why are we boycotting peacock you know why okay I'll remember you know why okay the husband's former former place oh that's why if we have to buy it we're not doing it that's it okay gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha I'm good right so here we are it's Halloween for the 800 147th time I'm going to be out at shipwreck tonight with a different costume and uh that's from 7:30 to 9 and it's the final it's the swan song of Halloween I am very ready for November although I do have my friends that are doing the Dia de deas muos Day of the Dead Day of the Dead happening um what is it is it Thursday or Friday uh so go see the core July they are having a big festive event which I'm fascinated by the friends of ours were in Mexico when uh it happened to be and they said it was just breathtaking absolutely stunning beautiful how they celebrate one of my favorite Disney movies is the one about The Day of the Dead right um oh I forget the name of it I know I can't remember something if you know what it is drop it in the chat because I totally forget which one it is good morning Patricia yeah Linda Mariana didn't like it at all no no I cried I cried everything though yeah you do you do but she's not she's not spook she's not spooked by anything but Coco yes yes thank you Erin thank you saraphina all right oh speaking of of Mariana and Day of the Dead stuff and everything else she um when we were on vacation her her mother apparently gave her a Ouija board did we talk about oh we did we talked about the Ouija and she was told not to bring that's it she's getting in trouble tell her to get a little witchery off of that isn't it a Hasbro game yeah I think it is I mean it's like whatever I don't know I can't keep up with it people are warning watch your children they're putting the Edibles it's my favorite meme that's out there right now no one's giving your kids their edibles don't worry about it not purposefully anyway you know check your you know check the candy like you're always supposed to but has anyone checked the candy and and and I don't want to minimize this or make fun of this or whatever has anyone ever checked the candy and actually found anything no I've checked it yeah my mother would like take the ones with like the holes in them or exposed air it was a big process I would always get irritated yeah and she'd probably eat them herself oh 100% you know that there is a candy t in that right that one for me that one for me that for me those little when they went to bed you ate half their candy anyway how many how many minis are we in this season I was mindlessly eating little baby ruths the other day and I was like I looked at the cup of rappers disgusted with myself and I went to the gym yesterday so one workout there you go and I did a week of bike last week so and that's why you're walking kind of tough today everything hurts and I'm done ding but I'm fine I'll be fine you need to go see a chiropractor I just need to move my body I want to the chiropractor on Friday all of a sudden he was work I mean I've been playing a lot of golf lately and I've really been a mess he was working on my right knee all of a sudden there was this pop that I'm surprised you didn't hear he's in um hyanis I'm surprised you didn't hear it here in Mash B Chiropractic freaks me out pop oh oh hey oh GE that feels really good it really there's something about it our friend Lexi is a chiropractor Dr Waco shout out to every everyone in the field I don't know if I could hear cracking and popping all day it it it's one of those noises yeah to me makes me a little but you feel so much better when they when they put something back in place oh I don't know freaks me out my friend Dave just broke his hip oh just just turned 50 ouch so and has like a 5-year-old I'm like good luck with all of that good luck with that apparently he's going to be bedridden until H um until um Thanksgiving wow being 50 with a 5-year-old good luck with that I was like oh by the way though since you're laid up David I've got a couple of like small little graphic things I need you to touch up for me you got the time yeah and and and by the way David what were you thinking five years ago that made you think this was a good idea I don't know he likes making babies he makes cute ones I don't know what to tell you he's got a pack of them oh okay he's got a pack of them that rival mine oh oh all right get well soon David I love you okay D get well and and what never mind the creator of our our lemon Ado guy oh really yeah there's a new lemon Ado guy yeah he's got a costume on yeah it was cool he got his little devil costume on yeah I thought that was cool Dave is an amazing graphic artist and I really appreciate all of his contributions except when I ask him to make something and then I never hear from him again it's been a while well David she's gonna talk about you on the radio absolutely he knows it now that you've got time and you can't use your legs guess what that mouth of yours still runs I know you can put a microphone in front of it I'd like a new show my friend all right so here we are Halloween um today's national magic day and National joke joke what knock knock joke day knock knock joke day he already started the show with it just in case you were listening without our visuals Hank's knock-knock jokes Knock-Knock who's there weirdo weirdo who where do you think you're going I don't know you know what Hank I don't know I don't know it's Tuesday I get to go party over at thirwood place oh that's cool I know I've made this amazing old D's uh soundtrack of like old timey Halloween Tunes like 20s 30s yeah tunes that I've Unearthed from the depths and I just really I sat there listening to the whole soundtrack all day long it was just really enjoyable it's well Mari was saying the other day she hasn't heard the monster mesh anywhere I've heard it enough times for all of us oh no no I know but that was kind of like you you you you'd hear it all the time and then you'd have that reaction I've heard it enough I've haven't heard it anywhere Gloria yep she's with me with the sounds of popping and popping bones back into place yeah but it's good for you thank you sue she said I look great Linda good morning Mary Derek thanks for joining us on the show what song was I was I whistling you oh To All the Girls I've Loved Before and I called her on it and she said she has a story hang on boys and girls I have been having it stuck in my brain this morning as we are kind of unpacking losing Matthew Perry on Saturday all of the women that he has dated are now coming out with all these really glowing lovely stories but it's really mostly the women that they're focusing on so I like his not the people that he's been with are now stacking up so you're kind of looking at his love life uhhuh in a backwards motion oh all right kind of roll out so so who were some of his power Moes gwenneth palro sahayak um like you had me at salek stop right there s mahek he a man they they all started coming and I was like why is there so many women and I was like and then it finally dawned on me oh they dated oh okay or they had something together somewhere in some fashion of his life and so I'm seeing this like Boneyard of people come out Boneyard that's a bad bad use of the word bad use of the word wow Matthew Perry good for you right good for you dude is devastating to their cast they weren't expecting him to go like that especially since he had cleaned up his act and uh Wasing hope I certainly hope when when all the tests come in and and the autopsy and everything that's confirmed I'm not going to judge it either way I mean it's tragic it was a stupid accident regardless of what was in a system at all yeah and uh just just really Young Too Young 54 yeah yeah sounds like he had a heart attack maybe because he've been playing pickle ball for three and a half hours my God the pickle ball stop it's a trigger you're going to upset some people hey oh okay I'm sorry we're cracking bones we're making pickle ball noises it's a good day here it's perfect GTH palro was talking about how they had a summer together before they both got famous and and and what about Shah haek um I didn't get into the her all of the things that she did I did want to talk quickly about gwenith paltro just because she's released the goop holiday guide she's wacky did you see what was in it no I'm sorry Mark was a $15,000 adult toy what $115,000 this woman does not know what it's like to be a regular human she's she she she's come up with other kinds of strange products yes yes she doesn't shy away from anything in any of her body parts just not afraid of it but a $155,000 like she has children like they get these do they get the the magazine when it comes out here's the cp's holiday guide here it is sorry children not for you not for you how do you keep that secret I don't know like they have the internet they can look it up yeah you don't even have to worry about the kids on the bus anymore I just shy away from anything to do with body parts and and talking about them intimately my children get enough for me and all the things I've shared over the years right somebody one of my friends said that there he had said something on the Internet about his beef stew recipe and it was lit or something like that 10 years ago and he goes my kids have not stopped abusing me with it she said L yeah oh yeah and the way he was describing his beef stew for the last three hours he's like you're welcome because they can dig up all of your idiocy on the internet and then mock you with it that's why I'm not allowed to post things anymore for my two children because their friends go to me as a well of all the oversharing that I do to bludgeon my children with okay all right hey speaking about the the the internet and everything AI is supposed to be like to be all and end all did you see my posting yesterday I didn't okay AI had one of these things we can show you what you look like when you're 77 okay I'll do that did you reverse it no I look like Darius Rucker when I'm 77 I know they took the P one of the pictures of when we were in Florida and I know I had a tan but no you're the best case to be able to reverse it right I mean tell AI want to see what you look like when you're 40 and then compare the photos okay well we'll try that I mean how did you do I mean I would love to be Darius Rucker I'd love to be able to sing like Darius Rucker you know we we're big fans of hoodie and the Blowfish and Darius and rock Darius rocker when we we've seen them at the tent every time they come and I thought oh this is really cool but I don't I don't I can't look like Darius Rucker well we'll have to see ai's been doing a really good job it's getting much better than it first round of H roll outs good morning sethy and Cheryl Mari said oh no I was hoping for Tom Brady well I got the Hat actually actually she bought a Tom Brady mask was it freaky is it like one of those thin plastic on had I had to put it on like over my head and stuff yeah I don't I don't quite know where it went I don't if I had had it if I knew where it was I would have worn it this morning but um does that do it for her I'll let her answer that I'm I'm not going there sorry Mari I'm not going there this is this is something that my granddaughter could find were just talking about what the kids could this is something my granddaughter could find years from now I'm not answering the question it's under the bed under the bed so sorry it's all right there's a new um she bads the fifth so I don't know what's going on over there there's a new senior citizens influencer they're called Grand fluenc senior citizens making money off the internet I think it's fabulous and and and what are they pushing pre it I really depends they've got old lady DJs oh that was bad I was unsuspectingly funny that was good Steph that was good so proud oh my goodness there's one that's a DJ uhhuh M oh um that you know folks later on today when you see the little excert from this program you just saw it right now you're welcome so good so good I love it though you last week depends this week you just never know what the hell's going to fall out of my mouth seriously it's no filter just happens so you've got these these older people trying to make some extra cash yes having some fun living their best life doing young people thing is it mocking or is it just a I don't know the thing that people are like wow good for them or is it genuine fans I can't yeah I mean I love it I love a good old lady you know me I'm like I'll sit down with her we'll talk I'll talk for hours I'll make you tea right them teach me how to do something cool uh absolutely bring for the days of your back to me I like it well there's always this assumption that when you reach a certain age you're quote unquote elderly and it drives me crazy yeah well because it's not the number it's how your beh how I mean it's your personality and the way you are right that woman that they were trying to celebrate that's 110 years old in Sandwich mhm just had her 110th birthday yesterday right or Sunday they had to cancel it because there it was unsafe road conditions it was a bad weather day uhuh but meline was 110 good for her I don't i' want to live 210 I mean she seemed happy right if you're moving around and you're still happy then good for you yep but 110 is a lot I don't yeah can't be very exciting I mean I had a hard time getting down the stairs at my age right now so we did just start working out again but you got Willie Nelson writing books oh man's 90 years old I cannot wait to read that one that is a book I will definitely read I saw Morgan Freeman interview the other day he's 87 they've lived a lot of life he looks he looks and the voice I mean Morgan Freeman's voice right he doesn't have to look good anymore as long as he's got the voice but he looked fabulous yeah him Samuel Jackson I have narrate my thoughts sometimes don't forget James Zill Jones fun fact oh 100 Bri I am your father right but he's pretty much retired from all of that now I think yeah but when you hear their voice like I do have these small does anybody have narration of their thoughts is it in your own voice when you hear your thoughts because sometimes I have narrators and those are definitely the voices of my narrations in my brain I don't know why maybe it's fun up there no no it's i i i i narrate my own thoughts I don't I don't have other people walking around in my head good morning Dave hagner how are you thank you for joining us you picked a great Halloween day for us it's uh Hank and Stephanie so maybe that's maybe that's why you say the things you say maybe because it's someone else I have other people up there narrating my thoughts L Jackson I think it makes it more fun and then the guy from Monty Python sometimes crops up up there the guy from Monty Python I'm Not Dead Yet John C John C oh John C yeah oh my dad had me watching a lot of television when I was a child as he was learning and bettering his English right is how that's how he learned yeah English and so we watched a lot of him Barbara cartoons we watched Blazing Saddles and just like the most ridiculous shows and this is this is where my ridiculous humor comes from I think okay if I had a voice to narrate it would be Keith Morrison oh yeah yes there's always a predator up there no I just I I I love his voice Predators L at night you know the voice the white hair he's Matthew Perry's stepfather by the way Keith I didn't know that yes oh he's got a great great voice all like the very fun facts about him are are coming out his mom was uh in I think she served in some sort of cabinet position yeah let's look that up mine Albright or something there's all kind there's all kinds of interesting things about about his not to bring it all back to Matthew Perry but this is where we got on this weird tangent of conversation today with the Boneyard rolling out right and S M yep that's what you're focusing on like I'm going to have to look up that interview I'm just doing a little research just just just s my hike whatever comes up about sha hike we'll be fine so I don't know if we're going to get any trick-or-treaters I feel like most trick-or-treating has already been done already there are some trunker treats that are going to be this evening uh all I have left right now is a bucket of Whoppers so anybody you're welcome to come and get them my son is dressed up as a giant gorilla oh really his friend is a banana oh good well of course we don't have trick- or- treat is where we are because God forbid people walk around the our our our neighborhood and bring doorbells well you can't be scaring people no some people in there that might not make it through a good scare he you know I mean half the half the plac is in bed at 7 o'clock anyway exactly I mean I look around where where we live and sometimes I swear we're the only ones that have a light on at like eight o'clock yeah all the lights are off and I'm like really well I mean it's the villages what do you want right yeah and if you've actually been to the Villages those people party like they get down oh yeah your Villages not not so much no no no do you know about New Year's Eve yet by the way I I I have never heard again oh okay I know my quote expired so I don't know I don't know if they got somebody else it's a shame The Villages was looking for a DJ I threw my hat in the ring right so I wanted to get down no apparently I was a little too Lively for them maybe too expensive but they do have the Baja Brothers have have been at The Villages yeah they're fun they're fun moonlighters play there on a on a regular basis so maybe they went with a band I don't know I mean I don't know where the moonlighters are playing the Baja Brothers as we've talked about no there's a little too much Baja in there yeah yeah Yeehaw yeah what did you say if you don't party along with the Baja Brothers you don't it's a lot they they drink tequil straight out of the bottle they call it drinking it neat yeah so they just hand you a bottle of tequila and they're like there you go take a swig yeah that's how you get down with the Baja brother so unless you get like that level of party yeah they're serious they're they're they're Champions dancing on tabletops I mean it doesn't matter how old they are they're still getting up on that bar playing that saxophone it's pretty impressive oh it is oh no he's good he he's really something but it's like really I get a little scared when I watch him getting up there I'm like okay good for you I don't dance on tables anymore I gave that up it's not safe my knees this was the thing I went back to the gym thank shout out to all the ladies over at quench we had an amazing Saturday I djed a live boot camp three of them yeah and it was like it was a party like I had I felt energized and excited I wasn't working out though they did have a good time but so yesterday I did the consultation of all right so what stuff are we going to working around I'm like well my wrist my elbow my knee my hip and then this ankle right and then this so basically I'm just like a lumpy skin sleeve so what are we doing with this you're going to do chair yoga probably I don't even know if I could do that I a myself but I got to do something now because if I don't I'm just in for it I'm gonna be one of those incapacitated 80-year-olds and I don't want to do that if I make it that long I'd like to be able to walk around on my own two feet that's how we have to gauge this at this point all right that's Mari I can't even get on my bar stool anymore so exactly no she can't well that's because she's shrinking we're all shrinking and my son who's just getting to be more giant by the day Mom little ha mom I was a tall individual at one point and my highest height is 510 you're going to be his cute little mother I'm getting more squished by the day that osteoporosis is not dealing well for me it's not great not at all oh dear so I saw that towns were Banning teenagers for trick-or-treating yeah that's that's weird because because I saw somebody else M make a really good point if there were older kids ringing your doorbell to get candy be grateful because they could be doing something else right right that's why I posted I don't care if you're showing up at at my house with a Martini in your hand and a pal all shaking from your dead hands I will give you candy happily I be 105 I don't care if you're out there having a good time and embracing the spirit and want to participate in stuff you will always get a piece of candy for my house right it's probably just going to be a Whopper though because I think that's all we have left oh well this is like the fourth round of candy I've purchased for my home that my my kids can't just leave it alone oh the amount of dental work you're welcome over there at the at the dentist's office because yes I think my kid just bought you a new Wing my KS I'm like another dentist appointment what's happening around here Happ here God Almighty you're too young come on seriously so uh our our crazy crime segment we got to give a shout out to the sandwich police yep they having a grand old time over there always always always we got some we got some good ones well you found the one that you liked which was the the cable one oh yeah do you want to take it um I don't have it on I don't I don't have it up on my phone because I have I have knock knock jokes here oh guys we have priorities right now and Hanks are knock knock jokes knock knock jokes so please you can you can take the police blot um let's see here I did like the one that the lady called the police because her dogs were barking once again police are there for emergency purposes and just because your dogs are barking they were worried something was going on Lassie what what's that nothing's going on here at Sandwich stop calling the police for your dog barking my dog barks at leaves right I sneezed this morning all of a sudden I heard your dog barking from over there you're like what did I do what like what the hell how did I offend you this morning what happened I didn't know he was here um so I guess dispatch received a 911 call from somebody that was scammed out of $199 an individual pretending to be the cable company employee and the scammer was quite convincing and said made the man believe payment was urgently needed to maintain service the same scammer called back the following day an alert family member realized the ruse unfortunately the cable company is always looking for money so this collection tactic is to be believed that's the sandwich police blog ouch cable company but these These are always entertaining to me how do people still keep getting scammed I don't know in spite of all the warnings all the you know people saying we don't we don't call you we're only going to send you a letter we're not going to ask for your social security number we're not going to do this not going to do that and then people get scammed anyway well the two unfortunately that I'm seeing right now on social uh especially Facebook driven scams are ones that are promising housing to people oh my goodness that's truly truly upsetting I saw one yesterday where someone was touting the same apartment that they wanted um zel or another form of digital payment for this apartment that was not even an apartment that's real and owned by someone else right right so they were taking $2,200 deposits from people it's in Mash P I think I had another one yesterday where we've got our Christmas markets coming up and scammers were putting underneath our posts um just contact me directly for your vendor spot blah blah blah blah I'm like that's not even a real human so I tried to report it and it does not let you report it so they've already deleted or changed their profile files uh so yeah they're Bots and uh they're pretending to be other people so unless you talk to me directly do not be giving anybody money for our vendor Market no it's awful there are so many scams out there if someone is pressing you for payment right now right now it's not real if it's not Stephanie Viva it ain't it a it ain't real well I'm never gonna ask you there there it's a process to go through specifically so that people get a contract they know what's expected of you you know what you get you know what this is you know what that is and you have to be really careful because people are just out scamming everyone good morning Don hello Kena I'm looking for that for that um thanks Dave for that apartment post you know here's the other thing that's really frustrating about Facebook they're not putting stuff up as it posts it I don't I mean I've been Doom scrolling here for like probably 30 seconds and the and the post I put up this morning you know about about this morning and what you were wearing and should I be scared and everything oh I saw it um yeah but it's like way down in my um in my timeline here and it and and it shouldn't be it should be further up but well that's how they keep you they hook you there so that you're spending more time on their device with their more things unlike Twitter where I mean X I mean the thing that is now worth half the amount of money yeah he's done hell was had he he has done a knockout job there now worth less than half of what he purchased it for and is anybody using threads I use it it's there it's one of those social medias that I know it's there and I'm like oh I haven't done anything with that before better go on there yeah know I can't I can't find it now it'll it'll it'll pop up when the show's over but but that and the apartment looks very nice and and it looks like it's all been updated oh you're still talking about the scammer yes oh I'm sorry have you moved on we didn't need the proof we know it's there so just be careful of scams and don't give people money right now right now if they're pressing you for it right wait and this particular woman said I'd prefer to meet with my attorney and sign the paperwork and give you money in person and then this scammer was like oh what are you telling me I'm not a scam I'm a scam you're a scam yes oh they're really good um the Cog Republic just had their social media stolen again from them I think it's the second or third time that they've done it and I said they were like oh hey we've got this we've got this and I said you're not even them yes we are and I was like you're definitely not them and I had this conversation with a scammer oh really that was mocking me and I was like this isn't even your page and then the scammer was like well it is now so what I was a I was like I reported you they were like thank you it's mine now right bold they don't care and it's it's Cutthroat out there careful oh it is it's crazy it's just it's you can't trust anything that you see on um U advertised on you know Facebook you know you see a a t-shirt or a or a ball cap or or whatever and then just don't buy it well Don said right now another scam phone call uh is they ask if you can hear them and you say yes and then they have your confirmation yeah I just hang up or give them to my kids yeah what I what I like is the phone the phone will now say scam likely and you don't even telemarketer I don't have to pick that one up thanks but you know what I feel bad for the telemarketers though said no one ever no no no no in the sense that it's somebody trying to make some money it's somebody trying to do a do a job it's not their fault that they're telemarketers right and and we find them obnoxious you know I mean they're trying to do a job and and we just don't I don't care how pleasant your voice is Sarah to them you're not getting my money no I don't have much you can't have it Noe I need every ounce that I possibly can I saw another store in the mashby Commons going on of business Rory yeah closing so that um unfortunately people with food sensitivities this is a a issue for them because now they've got to go to henus I guess the closest that they've got to go for groceries where would they go in hyas Whole Foods Whole Foods I mean if you've got some particular allergy that you need specific food for I definitely feel bad for yeah but you know what though it wasn't in the best location in terms of visibility you had to know it was there to know it was there I feel like that if you have a food sensitivity you need to know it's there that is your you will find them right but but it's not a place that you that you obviously traff when you yeah when when when you're walking around the the common you know Master Commons proper yeah you know it's it's and that's not the first store it was something else before it was worries I think it was but it was a different grocery store right gone to the days of that nasty Little Star Market that was in there I love that that was one of my favorite grocery stores there was just no parking right it just wasn't enough you know what's cool about Florida the a lot of the Publix grocery stores love Publix they have the garage underneath yeah so you park underneath and then you take the elevator upstairs and you do your shopping and and you take your cart downstairs and you parked right there underneath the store and you just roll right over to where your car is I forget what kind of company Publix is but the employees actually own a piece of the business oh really yeah yeah oh that's nice yeah and they have steak in the store to make sure it does well they have steak in the store really they do do they have fish too I wish my little thing over here would work but it stopped working and I haven't investigated as to why my sound effects are broken over here okay um yeah my favorite thing is the pub sub it's 12 bucks but it honestly it makes my heart so happy it's like a cordon blue sub really it's so good yeah anytime I see a Publix I'm like yes Pub up we got swi you said when we were on vacation when we were in U longbo key and fabulous yep yep exactly something about it I wait that Deli takes 10 hours but I will sit there and wait where is my sub my favorite right no they're good no Publix is good just another good thing about Florida uh good morning from Frosty Maine Caroline we our hearts have been with you everyone in Maine oh my gosh it has been an absolute it was horrible when I saw the whole thing it you know my husband's a bowler right and it happened to be on his bowling night oh and it it hit home for everybody in New England like this was just so wild that this had happened and it it was awful yeah in all of M my heart oh right have you have you noticed that that we don't offer thoughts and prayers anymore no yeah it's changed now what is it it's our hearts are breaking oh we don't even offer thoughts and prayers anymore and and and and I only notice it because because I have this this I followed you know watch a lot of George Carin stuff and there's this one bit that he does where he talks about how we changeed language to soften things and how in World War I when when someone came back from the from the war and they weren't quite right it was said they were shellshocked and over the years that has become now if someone comes back from Iran or Iraq or whatever and they have problems they have PTSD I mean it's initials that we don't even know what it means so it kind of stood out to me traumatic stress disorder I know but but it it it all of a sudden jumped out at me that usually when something like this happens you see in the social media comments thoughts impress thoughts impress thoughts and press thoughts and press and all of a sudden it was our hearts are breaking our hearts are breaking and I thought oh my God how non-committal is that well I feel like we just get better with time I feel like we understand that that sometimes can be I don't I don't know we learn we're learning individuals right we get better Y and I don't know whether it's softening things I don't there's no way to soften anything like that that's just crazy but thoughts and prayers Professor hankare thoughts and prayers commits you to do something you're saying you're gonna say a prayer or something our hearts are breaking commits you to do nothing Lynn says love and light I say love and light all the time also I mean I know it just it just jumped out in me that it's just you know I don't know we just continue to soften things and it makes it easier for us to deal with but the congressman up there changed his position on assault weapons oh really as a result of what happened something's got to give I don't know what it is but something definitely has to give no I'm not wearing my headband um so I couldn't find my the purple sash that went along with this dress last night okay and so I wore my underwear what my briefs and where did you wear them to Doos no no no no no no no on my head like a headband you couldn't tell I offered up that information thank you Diana is there a photo of course there is I've got a photo somewhere oh you can't tell it just looks like a headband just know that they were my biki briefs I didn't have to share with them U but they be started to get unfurled and I was getting really sweaty around the neck so I had to take them off and then I just fessed up that I was definitely wearing underwear on my head definitely had my beis and butt head moment and you weren't drinking or anything you were just standing there entertaining a crowd of people with underwear on your head yes I was of course you're welcome this is something your children are going to find when they research their mothers someday H it's nothing they won't be doing especially my son whatever frat party he's going to end up in you know your kids when when your end comes and they do the video and the photos in the in the um uh um that was my mom wearing underwear on her head in the funeral home they're gonna have all these pictures of of so many and you saying these things so many roll the tape I wanted just to make sure that I've left my my my claim my steak my thing yes she was here we all knew her she was a lot right she was the best she right like my trophies this is my this is me reminding myself to keep going right right everybody's got their own thing whether you stand in front of your mirror and you tell yourself you love yourself that's the new thing that's the new conversation with yourself when your pep talk your inner monologue any which way you get going you tell yourself I don't I don't do that I have the voices they talk to me it's my own thoughts just narrated by other random people and my here you go you did a good job because I need to remind myself of that especially when you're an entrepreneur especially when you're a self-starter especially when you're on your own out here and there's nobody else and three of your employees just have quit people don't call you back that you just need to keep going who quit we'll talk about I know right we won't go there it was more of like um this isn't working for me because I needed something else from it and I was like okay bye by okay never mind okay bye have a nice life that's it so here I am you need indeed well yesterday was uh National Day of Service yes and I just won that lovely award from the sandwich chamber wrote a little article about you know just volunteering okay get out there and volunteer reasons why you should volunteer it's the ripple effect for me is if you see it you will decide to just be better and also throw your hat in the ring once again I got to thank habitat free Humanity which is just such an amazing group of people individuals volunteers all trying to put houses here on the cape um and they have great Services you can donate your car and they will take the funds and put them into houses anything anything to put those to put that 1877 cards for kids out of business yeah give it a Habitat for Humanity so we never have to hear that number again and I'm sorry I mentioned it it's gonna be in your head all day I'm sorry oh my Lord can that go away yeah it can so you can donate it to Habitat for Humanity they also come into your house take your old cabinets take your still working um appliances and they bring them they sell them at the restore then they take that money and then they build more houses with it right it's recycling it's reducing the imprints that we're leaving here because listen if you're throwing it in the trash it's leaving the cape we have to get it off here it's not going to just stay here somewhere right uh Dave hegner just finished 10 homes in fth that's fabulous and I love that they put stake in the game like if you're getting one of these homes you have to stay there for a certain number of years you can't sell it for what it was made for over you know what I mean and also you have to f physically go and put your Sweat Equity into this home yeah so that you've got stake in this which I just it's such an amazing program the group of individuals that run it are fabulous every volunteer really works so hard Dave hegner I feel like you work harder in retirement than you've worked in your regular life but you also were working with kids so that you're here you're going to get to go work with the kids again yes G to go chat with the student of uh I get to I I get to return to Dean College where I haven't taught in a couple of years that's exciting speak to a um speak to a marketing class so that's going to be fun I'm doing that tomorrow and looking looking forward to it looking forward to going back to Dean like I said haven't been there in a little while and GNA be talking about um real estate marketing and marketing in general I have 40 minutes and I'm like 40 minutes that's nothing that's nothing I can do like nine hours yeah so how are you going to truncate that to let them leave with a chunk of like knowledge that they can use for their life well I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to them about in terms of of real estate marketing the three questions that you have to be able to answer as a as a real estate professional okay how's the market what about interest rates a price is going to fall and if you can answer those three questions then that's the basis of your whole marketing plan so I'm going to kind of you know concise it like that and then just try to just try to spin off it and but I'm really impressed with this class because I I sent up to the um instructor My Little My My Little bio that I put up for my classes of Bridgewater and they got it kids got it yesterday I got 12 requests to um friend with them on LinkedIn oh there you go they're high speed last night and I thought okay these kids are good yeah right they're not missing an opportunity no no so these kids are yeah these kids good they're hungry these kids are good so it's gonna be it's gonna be fun it's nice to teach to people that want to learn yes yes it's a different situation when you're going into a classroom and they don't want to be there and you don't want to be there because they don't want to be there it's like right that's not fun I really teachers have a really difficult job and it just gets harder every single year uh Dave hegner says 250 hours are required for homeowners for Habitat for Humanity for them to put into their homes which is just incredible um yeah even my son today he's like well we're not allowed to wear Halloween costumes but I'm gonna bring mine I'm like well what are you gonna do are you gonna get it taken away that was an expensive costume better not get it taken away a B I saw that I could possibly wear it again because it's really it's a gorilla costume it's awesome I told them that him and Alina need to stand on the deck and just kind of blend just in case anybody comes up and then scare him they've really taken away and I think with with with good reason all the all the costume stuff and everything because some kids some kids you know can have costumes and they're really cool and and other kids for whatever the reason they just don't have costumes and then I know back in the day they used to make those back in the day we're lucky we're alive from those costumes right bur to death I'm suffocating right the slap of that plastic strap on the back of your head I can still feel the sting oh yeah they would they were terrible costumes terrible they were terrible just like Mariana school had a fundraising thing last week yeah and each student had a goal and the school had a goal and I thought okay guys we're talking about one of the big things here is inclusion so let's set up let's set up something that involves finances and assume that all the kids are going to get involved huh I mean it didn't I can write a check Mari can write a check Meg made a donation I mean Mariana was fine but what about those kids who just don't have access to that what was it for oh was it it was a schoolwide schoolwide um fundraising thing to to I don't know buy enrichment activity material and everything but everybody was involved every student had a goal that they were expected to reach I guess I don't know but it it it just seemed to me I like when they offer another opportunity like if you can't do the 20 bucks then you can volunteer to do X or you can do this like give him options that way it's not glaring that you don't have any money that's crappy I don't think it no I I don't think there are options I think it was the because I went on Mariana's page your goal is $350 like where the hell did that come from oh yeah yeah you know I mean Grand like I said I don't like the the the wrapping paper things or the cookie dough thing or the pie thing or the whatever just how much money do you need here take this money because right here right you're raising X you need I'm not gonna ask my family for all of these things I'm not gonna put people out I'm not going to bother people unless it's Girl Scout cookies today is National Girl Scout Day oh there you go out to the Girl Scouts you always have a place in my heart I will always buy your cookies even if they're $25 I love them I grew up on them I was a girl scout for a decade I enjoyed every ounce of it I learned a lot of great things I did I loved it I loved Girl Scouts oh yeah but if you come from a small family and we're a small family yeah like you said you can't you you don't like to bother people if you don't even have the people to bother right yeah you you're not allowed to talk to strangers right right right you know you're not going to let you don't let your kids go door to door anymore no there needs to be another option for them to be able to fund raise instead of doing putting that yeah just just pressure on people who already don't have put out a number we need to raise X so we can have this parents what can you do parents and grandparents what can you do okay fine bbom yeah right Haves and Have notss and everyone will just get what they need and do it just like Father Healey is building um a new place for um the food pantry yep and we are raising money for it actually with our Christmas Market so we've got four of them coming to the Mas comment you talk to them we're making a donation to the food pantry we got it in the works we're also accepting food donations for the food pantry uh that is a lofty goal to expand that facility yep it's super expensive but also it's sadly needed yeah it really is there's a lot of food insecurity right now and the cost of grow Reon is not getting any better no no and and this weekend I saw in the um um in the bulletin f is getting really aggressive on this stuff no he needs the money he's he's setting up something uh to deal with mental health issues good like a whole separate mental health office or something awesome we need it that he that he you know that he wants to do yeah people are in need look at what happened then you know let's take it all the way back to Maine people were saying we notice something we told the authorities and that sucks they looked but they couldn't find him and they I I don't know I don't know but the police one of the police Chiefs said that they actually went out and tried to find the guy to talk to him and they couldn't find him the people from I think from his National Guard group awful National Guard group said he's gonna he's gonna do a mass shooting somebody's gon to do something and they reported him and but how can you expect I don't know the authorities to to run well we see all the stuff that on the on the Sandage police blog that they get called to do I know you know if you get a call checking in on barking dogs right if if you get a call to say hey somebody's got a gun they have guns think we're going to do something okay the police will go over there maybe they'll try to check it out but then they get an urgent call from someplace else and it turns out to be my dogs are barking there's not enough people yeah there's not people and honestly would you want to be in law enforcement in this time this day and hour I do not good morning Jackie thank you so much for checking in with us uh we it's time for us to go we've been yapping around all morning long it's Halloween I got candy to eat I got little old ladies to play with Halloween Halloween Halloween we've got trivia tonight over at Shipwrecked it's going to be a lot of fun it's GNA be Halloween if you come in costume you will get yourself an extra treat and uh our our trivia is a little bit hot hard this week so we'll have fun with it regardless you're gonna have a good time one more knock knock CH before we go knock knock who's there spell spell who Okay wh this one's going to be on the air this afternoon you can join him for his lunch break from 12:00 to 2 with more knock knock jokes I can't wait it's going to be magical it's going to be amazing yes it is it always is thank you so much to our sponsors Capen Islands Kia We Appreciate You Habitat for Humanity we really appreciate you and uh this weekend save your candy if you've got leftover candy if you got candy you don't want to eat bring it to me at knockabout we're having our 0.5k 5K what is that we're walking half a mile yeah it's like three blocks you're going to go down the hill and then back up we're collecting your old candy that we are going to save for for our gingerbread projects that we're doing with our Christmas Mar then we're going to walk a half a mile we're going to walk it's not even a half a mile it's like 3/4 of a mile it's and what time is that that is kicking off at 11 o'clock over at knockabouts we'll be it's our 0.5k it's our candy Trot so we'll collect your old candy and we're gonna we're gonna give you a toothbrush and then you can put that sticker on your car so people go you did it wow so proud of you you did it it all right I'll be there we'll be there mar mar and I will be there for sure I don't know if mari's away this weekend or not but but little Mari and me will definitely be there yeah and I'm gonna be coming in hot because I'm gonna be coming in directly from New York I've got the Rock and Roll Hall F induction ceremony that's cool and I heard Stevie Nicks is performing live so I'm kind of excited about it that's cool I know take pictures I love I definitely will I'll be close enough to touch them but I won't because I want to watch the whole show okay and not be thrown you want to get thrown out right there's Stephanie getting removed from the stage another story that your children can find as they're putting things together we reminisce about my our mother thrown out of the rock and roll trying to climb on stage good thing that she worked out all we because she can't move I'm G to look like I'm in a body bag up there seriously subscribe to us on YouTube Follow all of our channels and have you been to a lemon Ado event if you haven't you're definitely missing out we always have a good time and they're 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