Iced Coffee in the cold, birthday club, Cape events, crazy crime, Bob Kraft parties, Madonna and More-let's go Tuesday!
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well hello hello boys and girls how are we this morning happy Tuesday hey if you're if you're going to go out and drive if you haven't been out yet if you're on Cap Cod where we happen to be be really careful ice Louch yeah yeah we know a little bit about that yeah well I had to Gaff my way back to my car yesterday super fun God I love it yeah it's really it's it's it's icy out there folks the other people aren't kidding it is icy it's my annual ice Loos down my driveway it's not the ice Loos that I enjoy oh no it's the slide down my driveway that I was not ready for for and didn't want every single year it happens where my driveway is just kind of at that pitch where if you're not taking care of it immediately like there's just going to be that residue and uh once once a year I go for a good slide into the road right on down right on down right on down I usually just let it happen you know like when you fight it that's when it's G when you're gonna get hurt and the older you get you know that if you just like ease into it you're like well this is what but this is my fate right because you tense up and and that's when you break things right right and I've Fen many many a time over the years you know they used to play well I used to play colle of volleyball like I I I dove I broke my body several times for several reasons and you're in the military well that's it so I'm always used to just going all in we're going at it right so yeah I took a nice Digger got a nice big bruise nothing new I'm always injuring myself I'm still over here scratching and miserable so you can't catch it oh I know I know and I had one shot there's two shots I've only had one and I got to go get the other one poor Han's dodging bullets on every level right over here everybody's sick everybody's got a thing I had a friend come over that was looking at my garage door which hopefully will be fixed this week which I'll like new lease on life right there to be able to load in and out from our events y um but he walks in and he's like oh yeah I've been sick for like two weeks I RSV I've got this I've got this I'm like get the hell out of my house right I love you order those parts and get out right I have children here D stay over there how are the children um great I mean they're okay they both sound terrible but they feel fine yeah it's one of those situations L didn't look well we was and she was getting ready to go to school so I guess she didn't look all that enthusiastic anyway but she she had big auditions last night for a new uh theater company so I was really excited for her she just was like nope I'm going I'm going to go meet new people and do new things and she was gone for two full hours and did bother us the whole time that's cool it was I mean it was just nice to have her grown up a little bit to go into a place where she knew no one and stay the entire time and really came out energized did she audition for a particular performance or was it just a yeah yeah like there was like two or three parts because there's two events that are going on so she through herself you know she learned a particular number that's great and went in there with a a Pianist that was her first time at like a real audition sheing yeah w so she learned a number um can she sing she can yeah she's in chorus she can sing yeah I mean she's not like knocking down Broadway's door or anything but she can sing right she's not like Madonna can we not we're not even ready to deal with that good morning Nate good morning Gloria Mari Caroline hello Gloria you're on like a whirlwind tour I'm loving your train travel very exciting stuff thank you for sharing all of it with me I feel like I'm on vacation with you this time of year where people are like my dad went South yeah he's like the birds he's gone went South I'll see you in a little bit he'll check in how things here it's oh it's cold it's seven days where dides she go jerk uh new samna oh okay so he's got a place down there and uh I'm I'm working I got things to do okay working on what whatever whatever your retirement things to do is his tan he makes up his own you know agenda oh okay and he's oh I got to fix a roof I got to get like you don't you don't that's not safe no no you shouldn't be climbing on the roof dad oh I got I got to go replace I gotta help a guy I gotta help with this he's always got a thing to do it makes me laugh good he's busier in retirement than he ever was working hey no kidding huh I thought I I thought I thought I retired five six years ago I'm up at I'm up at quarter 6 in the morning 5:30 in the morning most mornings now I slept later when I was working yeah right hey Zig what's up Zig has got a show that is coming 1180 we're working out the logistics right now but uh he's just an amazing musician and can make music with a paper cup and I am very excited oh that's cool to uh have a show on Lemon Ado every weekend ex hello Michael Anthony hey buddy how are you I just saw you got a new whip a brand new car oh God are didn't know what you meant when you said whip oh yeah Han and I had to do a couple of Googling things you know you're getting old when the slang and I'm just like I don't I don't know what that means she didn't know I didn't know what it was it was what groud you were saying Groot like it was oh um Guardians of the Galaxy right well that's what it was gr oh gr grit which is a gray outfit which I didn't know what a groutfit was Lauren I love my Subaru hi Lauren oh yeah that's the only way you're getting around with the icy roads this morning I'm sure but there was a story about a woman walking along the side of the road courtesy of the sandwich Police Department in a goodfit crying and walk saying that she had to get to mashby and the police talked to her and she was not in any distress and the cruit fit or whatever it is was appropriate for the groutfit so they let her keep walking rhymes with outfit oh it's gray outfitoutfit isn't that a portmanto that was on our um trivia last week that was one of our rounds this week it's Pizza week okay so if you're at any one of our shows one of the rounds is about pizza how did you do last night starting a little early um we still ended up ending the same amount of time because you know trivia people they know their time they go when their time is right and you can't be starting it people were like what I'm late you're not late we just started early we just started early it was the national game last night so I get a frantic call from Dan over at dos and he's like can we start early I'm like that's not how trivia works but I will get there early for you right right I was so looking forward to that game and I fell asleep what's up Amy it was so boring it was bad huh I mean boring they hyped it up and also they were undefeated on their Seasons right both were so on paper it looked like it was going to be a good season right and they had two quarterbacks and either one of them if they go out for the draft would be potentially drafted by the Patriots one is a the quarterback for Washington is is Left-Handed and he throws bullets the quarterback for Michigan he's M Jones all over again as a as a Patriots fan will take anybody watching that game on Sunday and we watched I watched it you know it's the last one right might be the last time we see bichi probably not because he's not gonna go out on that number that that song and dance was so bad we went over to the Murphy's house and we were just sitting there watching this and I'm like what wow and and he threw the gauntlet down to craft yesterday saying I'm heavily invested in the team I'll do whatever we have to do to make the team better which was like okay go ahead fire me yeah right you owe me a kajillion dollars and I'm gonna take every is that how you felt like that freaking Penny you felt like that was a taunt oh yeah oh yeah that was a Throwdown that that was a Throwdown go ahead I dare you Steelers struck into the playoff snuck into the playoffs whatever good you deserve it more than we do I'll tell you that nobody needs to see the Patriots anymore when they're enacting their right to move their games because no one wants to see them yeah it's not our best year the state the state of Rhode Island actually build the Patriots for the police escort to Taylor Swift got when she landed in um Warwick and went up to the game to see uh Travis Kelce that's awesome they they build Mr craft all of $1600 I think he's got that in Pocket Change um well speaking of Bob Craft he was celebrating his wife's 50th birthday the wonders of modern medicine and she's a doctor to boot H there's so many questions I have here and I'm not an AIS by any means I don't care love is love and if you're in love that's fine I feel like she's not in the same kind of love that he is uh there are different kinds of loves what's up Tom I'm looking forward to working on that fundraiser let me know how we can get a date on that one let's go let's go um and speaking of Love Is Love oh hold please because he was celebrating her 50th youing me I'm not okay but he got her he rented out the Apollo with Dave Matthews a close personal friend of his I'm sure it's just so it's just a very bizarre 50th for me I it's just such a space wasn't he like entertaining rap guys for a while yeah um uh he got he was responsible for getting um H Meek Mill got out of jail and then of course he's he's best he best buds with well he and Bill are are best buds with John bonjovi it's just really funny to me to have him just seem it seemed a very vanilla 50th yeah with Dave Matthews at the Apollo yeah but Dave Matthews I mean he's kind of cool to have here he's amazing right I saw him at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony he was just such a regular dude yeah he was just a regular regular dude that was probably very stoned um having this conversation but he's just such a musician like there's another level of musicians when it comes to Dave Matthews because he can jam and and be with any other musician and just rock it out and knock it out of the park but imagine being in a position financially that you can say to your wife honey what would you like for your birthday right you know what I'd like Dave Matthews to play my party okay consider it done I'm like do you want french press or do you want me to make the regular ice coffee happy birthday speaking of birthdays I would like to wish my very good friends Karen and Sharon a happy birthday We're not gonna have to go and count your rings um we're just gonna say happy birthday to the twins Karen had sent me this morning her her boyfriend sent her um a cameo uhhuh very nice so if you've never seen any of the cameos there's like a b seist celebrities that make these greetings personalized for you so you type in you know so and so is having a birthday this is what she's gonna be doing celebrating blah blah blah blah so it was Tommy Chong really and the best part of Tommy Chong wishing her and her sister her twin a happy birthday and then all of a sudden got confused and then he's like so happy birthday Eric the guy who sent the message the end of the message it was the best Cameo and so perfectly Chi Chin chong I really enjoyed it so thank you for sharing that with me first moment I woke up to this morning Karen was you sending me that greeting by Tommy Chong it was very very amusing how much do you I mean a lot of SBS do it now yeah how much do you think they make off these things couple hundred bucks but I mean it's a minute of their time yeah that's true they log you could tell he was just reading it off of the screen he's like hey Karen um um you're G to be celebrating it's uh JoJo's birthday you know you're doing yeah does not care just whole face isn't even in the frame care does care it was absolutely perfect though good morning Dave thanks are joining us uh how are you today just a very in interesting uh morning I woke up with this morning with my friend's birthday wish that was Tommy Chong forgetting who he was wishing a happy birthday too so but that's so in character yeah it made me laugh speaking of which birthday club is back I've been negligent in posting our winner for December uh we do have a winner for December and we are going to be doing it for January so all of my January Capricorns and Aquarian out there that uh feel neglected your birthday is coming we are going to be having it just stay tuned on the Stephanie in the morning page I had a little homage to you this morning with my my quote of the day was for you oh really I'm the type of person that sits around and complains about the cold while drinking my ice coffee right do me there he is every day every day oh I don't feel right if I don't have it right who who else out there is like that iced coffee drinker no matter what you could be in a igloo and you're drinking ice coffee I'm drinking ice coffee yep yeah there he is thank you what's up Tom thanks for joining us Linda good morning Nate is looking forward to helping out at shipwreck tonight thank you buddy I really appreciate you helping out Cliff he does not like to be alone and uh he is going to need your help tonight that's because you're going where so my girlfriend got us tickets to Madonna Madonna cancelled then last week they were threatening that Madonna canceled even though they're saying she didn't cancel she might as well have canceled because last night she didn't she didn't get on stage till almost midnight and there were a couple people that I know on on Facebook on social media and they're just posting she's an hour late she's an hour and a half late and the problem one of the big problems was that the last train out of North Station was 12:45 and she didn't get on they say until almost midnight so all those people who did the right thing and took public transportation into the concert they were screwed rtb I told you Ari madada and they said they said it was because of the quote intricacies of of putting on the show now this this isn't the first performance spackle didn't set actually the pictures that I saw posted she looked really good come on Matana better than she's looked in other go on before midnight please they're gonna have it all closed up by the time she even goes on right it's gonna be a long night it is I don't even know who the opening act is is there one I don't know we're not here for the opening act okay we're here for Madonna well apparently you can to be late cuz she's not showing up on time well that's it nah was like I what I want to get there early I'm like do we need to get there early we definitely do not need to get there early we could take some extra time at dinner yeah go go have an extra glass of wine we're gonna be there a while we around go theend yep we're gonna go in the North End I'm sure every other Madonna fan is going to be doing the same exact thing so I'd like to get there relatively early and just kind of carve out a spot yeah yeah hey we're going to be here a while yeah cuz once you go in you can't come out so I'm like I'm not in any rush to put myself in that space no because apparently you're gonna be there for a while she's notorious for Behaving Badly so I know what I'm getting into tonight it's gonna be a long night it definitely is well I just hope it's a good show I haven't seen any reviews but I'm just seen the commentary that she was it's got to be something to talk about oh yeah oh yeah I might still be there tomorrow morning I might just pop up on the live and let you know where I'm still here guys I'm still here we're still waiting for m still doing it yes the show is very intricate and she can't come on I mean that's it hey Carrie Linda said I make coffee for my husband every night and then he makes ice coffees every morning year round understand Hank yep yep exactly and um also Nate was saying did you see the Tyrese hbert injury no I did not you didn't know if you watched the Celtics no I did not watch the Celtics what happened I know I don't know anything about it either he's a hell of a player he he really is he plays for the Pacers yeah and um he's just bouncing onto the scene or or blossoming onto the scene as like the next the next big thing well hopefully he's gonna do all right so the game was boring last night you fell asleep I fell asleep you think Bill bich is gonna stay around because they're not going to miss a marketing opportunity they're not going to miss the marking opportunity for his 25th anniversary they're just not and I saw that today Tiger Woods and Nike yeah it took them 27 years to walk away from that trade wreck that's a good sponsor yeah yeah that is a good sponsor and and and Nike put together some kind of an ad yeah that said oh something about great round tiger or something like that really cool really that's nice that's a nice way to part ways right but they haven't said who he's hooking up with next I mean there aren't that many options does he need a sponsor still is he playing he he he's playing he's attempting to play once a month okay and usually probably somewhere where it's warm because it's good for his back yeah well I'm sure he's gonna get into the geriatric sponsorship area anytime soon well he's 4078 so he can start playing on the seniors tour when he turns 50 isn't that insane that is just like crazy to me like you have a whole another life right right it's a sport where you've got a whole another right trajectory to do well but the Tiger Woods is going to play at least for me I'm just looking to see if I can find the Nike at um the Tiger Woods is almost ready to play the senior tour rtb for bladder pants that's oh good Heavens one for you good Heavens all right yes yes yes speaking of bladder pants I saw that joke Koy was awful at the Golden Globes yeah that's what that's what people said Mari watched it and and she said he wasn't and something happened like within the first 15 minutes because I saw again I saw comments on on social later on oh that was uncomfortable yeah he's just I I find him very funny but also it was just not the vibe for the Golden Globes yeah like Golden Globes is like that cheerleaders rally it's like the award show where everybody's just so happy for each other it's that ra Kumbaya situation and then you've got Joe Koy in there telling like racist jokes and white people jokes and OIC jokes and all of everything that is identified in that room when they're like we're just here to make friends and have a good time here and have a nice little stack with my buddies so that did not that did not go over well no Taylor Swift arrived solo hung out with her girlfriends I thought it was super cute watching her and Selena in there I loved their whole interaction uh Emma Stone you know kind of not not even really throwing a Barb I think the media wanted to make that barb happen it didn't right and um rtb sent me last night this little meme of Jennifer Lawrence just saying if I don't win I'm leaving yeah I thought it was great she still I was so surprised that I did see I did see that I walked in the room and Mari had it on yeah and I said she's still around yeah yeah and she's she's stunning I just she looks great she's such an amazing actress too is she a bit of a diva though probably there's a new Netflix movie with her out where she is you know dated a younger man for money and she gets completely nude in this whole thing and I was like good go girl like good for you she looks phenomenal whatever it is she's doing she's doing it right so good for you oh I'll have to watch it yeah right just for market research market research of course Lenor thank you for joining us this morning I hope you're doing well how is Real Estate treating you hopefully well speaking of which how are you guys doing we're doing okay yeah you had your first sale of the year that's exciting we had a really big really big closing and U that was an interesting house yes it's it's right across from Midway Beach but the upside down living made I was like interesting it's upside down which which means upside down means that the um bedrooms are on the first floor and the kitchen and all of that stuff is on the second floor so it's got like great panoramic views oh yeah oh yeah you sit in the kitchen or the dining area the living area and you look right across at at at milway beach it's gorgeous it's it's interesting yeah it's the opposite of of the way that I did things um growing up as a Portuguese girl right where the kitchen is always downstairs and the upstairs is like an antique Museum you don't go up there and everything's wrapped in plastic and I'm you're not even quite sure why you have it upstairs because it's a museum right that you only go up to sleep in and then you never go back up there and you can't sit on nothing you can't sit on that chair no oh yeah and if you do you squeak because everything's covered in plastic oh yeah oh yeah so it's very opposite living the way I was raised I remember I remember when I was young my my my parents house they had the they had the plastic on them the plastic on everything plastic on everything y they got over it eventually right the candy bowl no one ate that candy I'm like Candy's got to be 105 it's for company I don't even like why company doesn't want that candy the company candy and the company cake right it was something that I never understood yes we always had one my parents always had like one of those frozen uh Pepperidge Farm coconut cake things that lived in the freezer never could have it that's company cake right yet we never had company and S and sh why I never understood it yep what's up Michelle hey Mark and Dave thanks for joining us this morning Hank and I are uh just getting our life together this morning I was supposed to have a guest on yesterday and she was like I'm I've got to dig out I'm like oh okay dig out where was she was she on Cape I think she was in Plymouth but I mean maybe it's possible but I I don't think that they got bigger snow totals than I they got they got a couple but yeah nothing dig out a B I know so I was like oh okay I mean I can't I shouldn't talk I don't have to do that anymore oh well over at The Villages the the the thing came through cleaned out our driveway and a little later on scrape scrape scrape there's somebody shoveling my uh my sidewalk that's a nice little perk oh it is no no no question mean I went out and I threw you know I put rock rock salt down and everything when it when it started I'm I'm kind of looking forward to the 55 plus community life living oh yeah no that's a that's a real plus you know plus plus plus plus I know rtb dig out please I was I was being kind like I think she's afraid and this is like the excuse that she gets to get out of it she's afraid to come on I I I feel like when we have Community guest that people get in their heads a little bit about coming on the show and they get a little bit nervous and then if there is a possibility of an excuse they're like I can't I can't do it I get it the nerves happen to everyone all the time so it's I just want you to know this this a safe comfortable space here and she could have dug out and got here if she wanted to right is she going to be invited back uh absolutely I will always invite people back in the studio that's what we're about here at lemon Ado so if you're out there and you're like I could do that I could be a guest co-host please sign up we're working on a sign up sheet right now our our part-timer Julia is uh working with me yesterday we had we got a lot accomplished yesterday yesterday in a few hours so good hopefully we can get that going this is my New Year this is my new new Stephanie I'm trying to get a little bit more organized with things we've got a lot Happening Here lots of moving parts and I'm pretty pumped about it we got some new events uh we're back at knockabout starting this Sunday and I want to give a shout out over to Ted Murphy maob trophies he'll be there but what we're doing once a month is a book swap so remember when you and I were talking about how there aren't enough places to meet people right and so I figured we could once a month have a meeting well we're going to have an author and we're gonna have a food with something to do with the book oh really so we're gonna have we're working on a rawar right now I don't know if it's gonna happen but there's um the angry fisherman in in Dean Russ's book right so the Cog Republic is GNA come and do some chower and some of their Fair uh while we're there so once a month we're going to have an author a food t into that but more importantly we want people to come and bring a book take a book swap a book maybe you read something great that you want to share with somebody else and just like a little meeting zone for a little small if you're a book lover and you like to party you know it doesn't have to be all like entrepreneurial books or books about what however it is that you want to meet people bring a book to swap with somebody because you know what a lot of people still buy books I do I do I have a ton of books to swap my daughter's like I'll bring the crate I kind of go I kind of go back and forth I've got my Kindle and and then I've got books I've been I've been doing the 25 Pages a day y I've read three and a half books that's amazing just really good it because 25 Pages it's just enough it's not like oh god I've got to sit down and and oh God the book is like this or look at it on Kindle and it's 4,000 Pages 25 Pages 25 Pages I've been trying to connect with rtb because he's got that uh the new Leslie Jones book that I actually do want to read um so I've got that I grabbed myself some other so we're in Barnes & Nobles on Saturday I forget where we were and doing some other things um visiting tenpin because that is uh one of our new sponsors very excited to be working with them we're going to be doing some entertainment things dinner date nights at Ten Pin Tuesdays and Thursdays with lemon Ado so we'll have a rotating cast of our hosts uh working over at 10 pin and coming for dinner get a free entertaining show whether it's trivia or music Bingo oh and Billy Porter's Memoir I want to read those two both um so we were at Barns & Nobles and I I saw a book and I'm like oh whatever I read this leave all right I'm gonna read it and I get in line to buy it and my husband's like are you only buying this because it's half off and then I looked at the sticker I was like no I know I'm cheap but I'm not that cheap he's like I swear you're only buying this cuz it's half off oh I have to stay out of Barnes & Noble and like that because I just go crazy why I buy book after book after book my husband and my daughter are both those people also yeah and I made the quotes mistake years ago of saying to Mariana the one place where I can't say no to you is that if we're in a bookstore and you want to you don't say that out loud oh I said it out loud say it in your brain she has and she has remembered it and honey you going to read that oh yeah I know she's not but I go you but you said yeah I know I said um but eventually Papa you had a misstep right there but eventually she'll catch on I mean I read a lot her mother reads A Lot Mari reads a lot so I think she'll I think she'll get to it yeah you know eventually she'll become a she'll become a reader well that's it I we were bribed as kids remember we go to the library get a little sticker get a little pizza party at the end of the summer yep I mean that was it and I just read book book after book after book that's all we had we had two TV channels and a library full of excitement right and if I was bribed to do that I was very food motivated you know me what there's a pizza party at the end of it I'm eating it I mean I'm reading it right frud and slip oh that was thank you Jackie Cammy Nate thank you guys I appreciate you joining us this morning um yeah so we we're definitely readers in our house and uh I just appreciate it I haven't even started my 50% off book but I'll let you know if it's any good or not and uh bring a book and swap it out with us on Sundays it's going to be noon to two is when our show is going to be over at knockabout Sundays going forward we've also got some fun making uh take crafts um some Saucy Valentine's candles you know those like these ones right here these C of candles only they're blank uhhuh they're like prayer candles okay so we're going to be decorating your own with Saucy Valentine's I know so be looking for that event that is coming up as well cool I know so fun stuff over there we will be there yeah 10 pin all of our shows this week will have 10 pin gift cards February vacation is going to come before you blank and if you're thinking about what the heck you're going to do with the kids then that is definitely the place to do and go and be because there's something for everybody they have a golf simulator oh they do they do oh I would like to do a golf tournament over there oh you should yeah so I'm I'm I'm thinking of spearheading this event I want you to do it because all right I'll do it you're the golf guy all right I'll do it but yeah get it organized yeah I'll organize it for you and then here you go Hank thank you Hank you're running that and I'll sit there quietly and say here stepping stepping up now Stephanie F who's that guy with a weird voice that's always he's in the back of the par the Putt and this and the this who is that guy oh God is that Jim Nance no well could be well well jyan does a lot of it Dan Hicks um is is another one of the I hate the guys another one of the big voices they always sound like this oh yeah because they're being quiet you but you're not next to the golfer no no no kidding that's what I never understood you're up in the tower like nine feet above everybody and you're talking so quietly why I don't do they feel like it adds to the excitement I don't know is that what they were taught in announcer school I missed that class apparently they must have they must have we go he's sling out the butt here we go a little to the left you're not next to the guy out there why 15 feet right to the right so if you could do that I would really like that sure I can do that we'll mik you up in everything and only you'll actually be next to the guy or the girl this is going to be a totally unisex putt thing but it's a swing the thing golf tournament I don't care what you call it we're going to have fun and then we can analyze the swing oh golf's a quiet sport right right the Billy Madison moment that's you see that shot went to the left if you look at his swing at the top of his swings 32 cmers or whatever it is I don't know right so it's Taco Tuesday everybody hard shell or soft shell I never asked you Hank hard or soft soft I'm a hard shell kind of kale I like the crunch I don't know why yeah no NOP don't like the crunch I threw some extra tacos together yesterday because I was in a pinch my son mom I got practice they had a half day yesterday and I had you got 10 minutes I had 10 minutes to make myself lunch yesterday at 2m chopped up some leftover beef that we had in the fridge from the night before his roast and then made a soft shell taco now my new thing is because we've got the gas stove I just slapped the tortilla right on the burner oh you heat it right up heat it right up slap the thing in there I was like there we go there go heating on the run I hated it but it was actually a quick little fast lunch okay he had a half a day yesterday yep Mariana gets out one hour early tomorrow she has Friday off right because it teachers something or other yeah Monday and then she has Monday off MK MLK day but it's like I don't want sound like an old guy telling people to get off my M you just came back from vacation what this was not the way Hank this is not the way for us we didn't do that when I was a kid dang it I schol not in my backyards and I know we're getting better you know this is a slippery slope we're gonna wait into but I also agree I feel like they've got any reason to give them a day off they will oh I know I also feel like that I know our teachers are a cowbell over there I know our is a domino right there our teachers need a break of the kids I mean they must just sit and cry in a circle when they have inservice days they have a circle cry like this is this is what I Envision when they have inservice days they're like okay so how's everybody feeling about their classes yep Jimmy's a jerk Susie's a problem this one don't even get me started let's all hold hands and cry right we're gonna get through this week like I this is how I Envision in service days to go for teachers you know I've always wondered if if teachers like in the fourth grade look at the teachers in the third grade and say how could you have recommended that kid for my class what what were you thinking was your last year this bad you know me did they just grow worse I got to hand it to our Educators at this point I know I cannot even put my brain around what it is that you deal with on a daily basis between the phones and the outfits and then just write outright dissonance I don't good luck to you sorry yeah and I I feel your pain because I I you know done it for years yeah right like how are you feeling right now not not well I'm not teaching this semester again because um I I kind of miss it because I teach electives and they're just having aroman issues so yeah the electives are getting um are getting cancelled but I miss it I miss the interaction with the um with the younger people yeah for sure you know and the chance to drive off Cape yeah right if nothing else just to go over the bridge yeah you know but now I have no reason go over the bridge yeah you're not learning any new slang words either he didn't know what a groutfit was didn't know it was I didn't know no I didn't to be fair there was there was four or five other things that I had to look up the other day I'm like I've reached that point in my life where I have to look things up now because I don't know what it is but we always swore we were gonna be cool I always told myself I'm gonna listen to the to the cool music no matter how old I am you did though I did for a long time but now I'm like hold on yeah wait a minute how many times is this song gonna have yo in it that's just how it starts yo yo they catch their beat I guess I don't I don't I don't know so crazy crime speaking of where we we learned some slang today whoever the writer is for the sandwich police you're doing a fantastic bang up job I know it and we we we welcome the fact that you're back there was a horrific story in there today um where are they which which one let's start off with the fingers the the found fingers oh yeah fanges fanges they use the word fanges I appreciate it yeah a man walking the his dog made the frightening find of of of of fanges on the side of the road can you imagine walking your dog and all of a sudden you find finger so the police came and the man who was walking the dog said okay it's all yours I'm getting out of here and a little later on he came back and he said he had heard that there was a Machinery mishap in the in the neighborhood um close to where the the finger was found so the officers went to the door of the of the house in question and they were met by a man with a bandaged hand who reported that he had amputated the top of his finger just let it fly like I just cut it off and threw it in the street here it is when it got caught in a winch several days prior he reported his son had tried to locate it locate it but couldn't how did it get on the road right I mean what were you doing that it went Airborne the story stinks I don't believe it well I don't know well there's just fall out of your pocket there there's something going on there and then there's the story of the person calling that they couldn't locate their phone and and when they pinged it they found that it was in the middle of Route 6 and they asked the police for help and the police said no right he suggest that you don't do it either but the phone was still operating in the middle of Route 6 just like the phone that fell out of the Alaskan Airlines jet when the window blew out they found a phone that had fallen 16,000 feet on the ground still working much better than when they first came out with those screens I got to tell you before when they first came out all you had to do was look at it and the screen cracked right now now they're doing much better I feel like good morning Don can you ask him to good Heavens it falls 16,000 Don is not loving your Jazz apparently sorry Don what good morning Connor thanks for joining us West Virginia ask him to lay off the Jazz why but she's she's into rock she's a rock girl rocker's gonna do some rock stuff hey we'll do no it's Sunday morning 7 to 11 what's up Lynn and Michelle said the phone must have been a noia do you remember those things those things were built to never die right I feel like the first time we build something it's like we build it build it well now everything that we build is not well no all built to last and break for they designed to fail designed for you to you to get new ones rtb is enjoying the Jazz so thank you rtb for one there's another right right so you know Sunday morning 7 to1 say okay I'm not going to listen to Lemon Ado on 11 o'clock come back on again that's all well we'll find time for you don't worry about it I saw that Lisa Benet is finally filing for divorce finally two years they've been separated well these things take time she probably saw the new Aquaman movie and was like yeah you want to make sure you're making the right decision I made the right decision we're done here we're done here I don't know how you walk away from Jason bamoa yeah it's got to be something well she's not exactly she was the love he was obsessed with her he's much younger than she is oh yeah and wasn't she married to um the the guitar player Lenny Kravitz Lenny Kravitz who I I I try to I I can't warm up to Lenny Kravitz I know he's really good and a lot of people like him I just I don't he's an amazing musician he's super hot but well I wouldn't know about that but musically I know he's really good I just I don't know I just can't I just can't do it yeah it's just not your Vibe of music no it's kind of like me and the Foo Fighters I'm like I love I love everything about it but I don't like their I just don't like it I want to like it I do too Dave Gro and and I love Dave Gro and and and all of that but yeah I don't get the Foo Fighters yeah right it's it's just that Vibe of music that you're just not into and the people that I know who are into the Foo Fighters I look at them like go really you they just don't seem Foo Fighter types so don't start ter stereotyping people for the music Han however it is that you want to listen to it you go right ahead and do so we like that listen to whatever you want to Michelle enjoying I I enjoy just something different I'm so sick of the same old same old I'm I'm finding myself listening to nothing these days right because I'm just like bored done it heard it maybe it's just because I play music all of the time I don't turn the radio on when I get in the car or I mean sometimes I'll turn it on lemonade of course yeah but I don't I I I used to love to listen to Sports Talk can't stand Sports Talk regular talk radio I gave that up decades ago I had fun putting together our trivia and music Bingo this week because I really kind of branched out of my comfort zone as far as music goes but uh the old people were grumpy about the young people music and the young people were like what the hell is this old song so I mean it's still the same nothing changes no so I feel like I'm going 50 I'm going one or the other somewhere in the middle one or the other somewhere in the middle we try and spread it out at least with our trivia and music bingo so if you've got a nice age swath at your table you're going to do well yep yep multigenerational tables win the day I've stayed off Twitter but Sunday during the Patriots game I went on Twitter to see what the sports guys were saying x x whatever it is and seeing all the other Twitter is worse than it was before it's always been a x was X is worse than what it was when it was Twitter yeah it is just garbage oh but you can pay more to have grock is it help you out apparently on X that's their AI it's named grock not grank but Gro I I maybe it's Gro I don't know I'm not paying for it no what's up rich thanks for joining us this morning yeah so you can pay extra and that's one of the benefits is having AI help you if you need AI to help you tweet twit yeah X then you're in trouble get a new social media but but I was seeing some of the stuff and I'm reading and I'm going what is wrong with you why just complainers where did you get this stuff from people with a totally different version of reality you know the old there there's you know there's not one truth there's several truths and there were several several truths I mean that's the way of the world now I won't get into it but I mean it was like what how can you think that because they want to because they want to that's that's 2024 yeah I think it because I want it that's how I'm going to do it I want to believe this I want to believe that this is true there was another slang out there and I can't remember what the heck it is but basically it's like I'm not backing down and this is my truth is what what the saying means oh okay but I was like oh oh okay that's a lot I'm not backing down in this is my Thomas has got a fight in February in Vegas definitely keep us updated as to what's going on uh if you've not seen Huck on our show before he is uh animated fun fabulous loves Professor dank uh if you've seen him at all perform around the cape now at 40 he decides he's going to be a professional fighter he's got two belts and uh now he's going to Vegas apparently to have his head bashed in we love you stay safe hul you're too cute for fighting stop we wish you well and we hope you win I don't want to see your headbash I know right I don't like that very much kind of scares me we're SP supposed to stay away from head injuries in 2024 right yeah yeah that seems to be the thing so um are you are you concerned about Cody playing football because of had injuries um one he knows that one one concussion and that's said he's done yep so I'll let him ride that wagon as long as he wants to he loves basketball basketball doesn't love him as much as football but he loves it all right we'll see how that goes for him I'm always surprised that basketball players don't get hurt more than they do because of the way they keep falling on the floor you know somebody's somebody's up you know three feet in the air and then boom they're down oh yeah and they never seem to get hurt they never seem to get concussions either that or they don't admit to it right I think that that's more along the lines of what it is because they slapping their head in the floor all the time yeah Lynn said oh good morning Lynn hey Lynn how are you oh you had me super jealous the other day Lynn went to a a movie and then um shared her gumy gumis yes I saw those my cousin's family is Polish and it was progis and gumis and they my favorite foods of life you wrap anything in anything I i' I'm a fan of it whether it's an epinat whether it's a dumpling there's something about just wrapping meat in something that is like I will automatically like it just give it to me go to Fall River and get parois there is a good place in Fall River there too and there's also a meat pie place in Fall River yes yes I'm trying to think of the pry place because she's the woman who's really famous um diners drivein and dives was even there kieri was when you think of it please text it to me because it's pretty much my favorite food yes yeah I'll think of I'll think of who she is and the other thing in fall river is the is the Chowan sandwiches chowman sandwiches Chowan sandwiches huh there's one particular Chinese restaurant in Far River where you get where you get chow main sandwiches I I don't I don't know if I'm digging that yeah I mean I'll try anything for me they're hugely popular I'll try anything but Lynn said her brother was a boxer what's up Greg how you doing well the neat thing about Far River is all the ethnic neighborhoods and and and I loved working Far River when I was there because every week and every weekend there was a different a different Cuisine weekend you know it was it was you know the Polish Church was doing something and then the next weekend the Greek church was doing something and then the Armenian Church was doing something and and working for the um electric company we were always sponsoring all these things so so I had a chance to you know that's a good way to get around Hank qually to go speak you know to go to the the the Portuguese Festival in the well in adoro the Portuguese Festival yep you know at the PA Club my goodness Nate I've had a permani sandwich I was not impressed that's basically a garbage sandwich a what a permani sandwich okay it's a Pennsylvania thing okay so you just put everything in the kitchen sink in a sandwich oh all right I've had the Perman and I guess she doesn't like it it was good but I mean it's like it was a lot like I needed a bite of it you know what I mean like sometimes like foods are just it's too much too messy once again me did you take one bite or two I took two okay it was good yep because if guy Fier only takes one bite we did talk about this yeah on Diner Di and drives that means he doesn't like it he doesn't like it so you took two I did so you must have liked took two or three yeah um but yeah it's it's just too much in that sandwich if you want to drop in the chat what the hell is in there it's literally everything in the kitchen sink to boot So speaking of Fall River New Bedford area I just watched a movie the finest kind uh it's got Tommy Lee Jones in it yep centered and is it based on a rough true life story it was an aggressive ending oh but it was very it was good first time I've seen something that I actually kept my attention and watched really in years where did you see it Hulu or yeah one of those yeah Hulu Netflix what I it's all one is anybody else out there with their TV services like it's an amalgamation of whatever it is that I find that day I don't know what exactly Network it belongs toore whatever pops up is there and I don't even know what I buy anymore oh no nobody does I don't even know what my subscription itions are and I keep getting those ads like save all this money on finding your subscriptions I'm like what email address like it stresses me out to even try and find the thing of where I'm signed up for that I just let it go but why would you think problem why would why would you spend money to find out the subscriptions that you know you have I know right just just you know you looking at your bank account or your or check your credit card so I just started keeping a Google Document of the things whenever they pop up when I get charged for it I just move it over to the Google document so I can at least have a running tally of what the hell is going on because I don't even know what I sign up for sometimes I'm one of those people that's like oh s days free great then on the eighth day I get charged I'm like damn it remind myself to charge that get rid of that later one month later get charged again damn it myself to do that oh yeah it's so rocket I find it with stuff I download on my phone yeah that all of a sudden there'll be an email that says uh your your subscription has been renewed my subscription to what what did I buy what I what did I subscribe to and I'll look at it sometimes go okay yeah I need that for work and sometimes I'm like seriously what the hell is this what's up Sue so happy to see you on here I saw that you got a dog calendar coming up I'm definitely interested in seeing that very cute I saw there was um a retirement home that had the older ladies of said retirement home and they did a calendar for a fundraiser I said it over to my girlfriend who's the um the activities director of an a 55 plus community and I said what about this for a fundraiser I got a lot of laughs back I said I've already picked out Miss January let's do this no no no come on Hank the golden bachelor wedding did you see the lingerie I I didn't because I I got home late I didn't have a chance to I was going to have an a watch party party with rtb I didn't I just couldn't do it I ended up in the tub the only one I wanted to see in a lingerie shot Faith only did one but all the others like like are you kidding me you know they had they had the for posted bed and they were standing you know up against the against I can't oh my God good morning Heidi hey Danielle I have not seen your face here in a while good morning um yeah I did not watch the golden bachelor wedding I didn't it was awful mar Mario was funny she's like I don't know if I'm going to make it through the whole thing but Hank the one who's not watching is watching it's definitely running commentary right now in my living room I watched it I watched it through this I I did the best I could to watch it through the ceremony and then it was like I can't do this anymore well now we don't have to watch it anymore right now that's a new Bachelor now they back to the regular B okay all right some young guy who's like a tennis player or something interested and and you know the girls look nice and you know but I'm not in I might Bop in for like the first round where they all cry and get have too much boo like that that's usually the round that I like yeah where they're all crying over someone they just met so it was the love I know and then the evil plotting begins and I'm like oh here we are we're we're back to just crap TV let's do this seriously but pitures and catches report in five weeks I think it's almost insane yes almost baseball season guys yes are we GNA have a better season this season no it's just one of those things of spring because every big name free agent we were supposed to sign we haven't so I don't know what they're doing but so it's it's like it's just like the background of just like the background of my life as long as it's a baseball game I'm fine I don't care who's playing I can turn on the game and I'm good so that's your c space that's my c space watching a baseball game game I even got up during Co and watch the kbo games on ESPN at 5:30 in the morning really yes just because that just made you just just made my you know made my day is there something that you do out there that just kind of makes your day that you leave out in the back doesn't you don't even have to be 100% paying attention to it just kind of leave it there not for me even I'll sit on my back deck I enjoy my L Pond area it's quiet I'll he people down there everybody sounds like they're having fun but I'm away from it she vicariously having fun it's weird it's like just like that calming background of like noisy kids a little bit maybe because I've had them for so long and now they're they're away from me and they're not mine aren't you tempted though to walk over I do sometimes but then I get over there and I'm like G but you're so darn close that's I like knowing it's there I don't need to go there though I enjoy it for my friends my family the kids can go over there I them from the desk absolutely hey we're we're not against it we've been here now 23 years y it's time it is definitely time for us we're working on it we're trying I know we definitely need a studio um if you've in your area like this would be the perfect place for lemon Ado please let us know let Hank know I can't deal with these things yeah oh let's see I'm charging you with this one I just got a text message that my UPS package arrived oh well that's good are we getting anything good at the warehouse but cannot be delivered to complete address information please confirm your address I'm sorry I didn't order anything about a UPS how many scams are out there right now oh did you see the story about the the woman who was poisoning her husband it had something to do with a scam involving a someone who was saying they were they were a soap opera star or something what yeah I know it's it's very weird I mean let me find it she was deliberately poisoning her husband I I it's so nope I'm very concerned for 2024 and what we're going to be doing this year oh God opera star scam let me see and Linda just read that tyres hbert and injured his hamstring oh all right authorities say a Massachusetts woman was tricked into poisoning her husband by a scammer posing as a soap opera star but she claims it's all one big misunder standing roxand duet is under investigation for allegedly feeding her husband 73-year-old Paul ducet poison soup in early December what it doesn't say who the poison soup poison soup I didn't poison all I can think of is like the the witch from Snow White like the poison soup I was after after the husband ate the soup the wife called 911 we was rushed to the hospital barely it's like Jack Skellington was it Sally okay according to court documents there were messages on the phone from a scammer claiming to be a soap oper star who wanted to hook up with her just so she was poisoning her husband so that she could hook up with a soap star that was not a real person right welcome to Massachusetts everybody not that there's anything wrong with being 73 years old but she's 73 years old well you know everybody needs a little romance in their life if she's going to throw a poison soup to get what she needs Hank I'm not going to throw a Barb at this lady I guess uh Nate had sent me an interesting article about the fact that Massachusetts is the number one state in which people are leaving last year most people sold to leave Massachusetts last year right well we get a lot of job transfers we get military we get people moving south to be with the number one state people are leaving meanwhile Cape Cod is the number one for tourist destination oh it is yeah so are we the best of the worst oh the worst of the best wait is that how Cap Cod works is that where we're at because I saw both of these within a day of each other and it made me laugh everybody's leaving Massachusetts to cap cod's the number one tourist destination out there well it's it's live with one of the one of the marketing um campaigns is live where you vacation yeah I mean we live where we vacation I mean did you vacation here when you were younger not really I mean we visited yeah it was day triable yes so we never stayed here okay CU you good yeah cuz edor was a pretty good yeah we were like an hour away you came we went to the beach we went you know we did the cues Christmas Tree Shop ate at sandies left went home like this is this was our space I guess boy are people missing the the Christmas tree shop by the way I mean we did we need all of that trash from China probably not but we really I just miss the thatched roof one at the Sagamore Bridge and I loved going in there when it was Party City right uh that's where we did our Halloween shopping or whatever it was for for that just because I loved that building it was like the smell of that thatched roof being in that building is very nostalgic for me because my grandmother loved that space so I just have that memory with it and I I feel like it was just a specific smell it had because of the roof yeah but Mari was saying like you know this Christmas wrapping paper bows oh yeah all that stuff you would go to the Christmas tree shop and get it at some kind of reasonable price and she sent me to I think CVS to get some wrapping paper and B rip and it cost me like $18 and it would have cost like nine of the Christmas tree Shan yeah yeah I guess and and you're right you always bought stuff you didn't need but you had always and a crap I a need right and how many people's homes you'd walk into we'd see it all the time you walk in and you go yep decorated by the Christmas tree sh 100% you know everybody's stuff looked the same it looked cool it looked cap catish but it was yeah you got that a chist where am I gonna get my seasonal $ five throwaway vinyl tablecloth where am I gonna get that now I know Job Lot don't worry until they go away we'll figure it out not worried about it and the story was Dollar General had a lot of the stuff that Christmas Tree Shop did and that turned out not to be turned right it doesn't our dollar store is sad here mashby yeah it is I think that didn't even work out I think they just morphed it into a different store yeah yeah there one in there one in sandwich and it's you know we don't need it you don't need it that is the bottom line right right although I think you're less tempted to buy stuff at the Dollar Tree store that you don't need I mean at the dollar store that you don't need true dollar yeah because everybody was complaining it was $150 not a dollar right we have to change the name of that all right what else do we got to get to before we got to go I think we did all of our housekeeping things Amy thank you for checking in with us I'm G to get ready for Madonna I've got to wait until midnight tonight to probably see her but I probably could safely do trivia tonight and then go to Madonna and still make it out do you have a Madonna outfit you're wearing what is this Taylor Swift I'm not dressing up for Madonna okay no I'm going to wear fishnet tights though well see there you go no I'm not get you know what I'm just happy that I'm going to be able to make it in the building as her the same building that's all this will be the last time she's gonna do anything like this I'm sure so I don't think she's like well you know what you never know true you never know I mean Elton or share possibly the stones are still touring and they're 80 that's fair talking about Elton though if you see videos of Elton trying to walk oh yeah we saw him at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame he has trou seated he has trouble he was seated he was assisted onto the stage and he was seated the entire time he couldn't even stand he's like the pope gota they gotta push him around well don't even get me started he stepped into some some situation right now yeah he stepped into it yesterday a little I mean I get his point but yeah he he stepped into why throw yourself out there when people were just warming up to you yeah everybody loves him for for the for the now you stepped in it again go back to go back to go back I understand you know what I always say about the pope it's his job to say stuff like that I guess you know it's the it's the job description but yeah he stepped in it yeah if he didn't see it he was you know slamming surrogacy and I was like oh boy yeah no you're not winning any fav today his point was that that quite often surrogacy is um uh people use um um people who um don't have a lot of money or are underprivileged or whatever to be their surrogates and that I mean if you wave a $20,000 flag in front of somebody and they've got a womb that they're not using why not yeah I tell you I would have considered it at one point in my life whatever this womb is well used gonna give me 20 grand for it you can put my kids through college I'll do it it's basically like rent right put same time I don't get the grandmas that that that are having their grandchildren I mean that's nuts you know what if I could do it for one of my kids I would I would no you would I I would I would do it for one of my kids if they were like desperate and I had the ability you would put yourself through that I I would put myself through that for my children I would maybe I'm only saying that because I can't it's easy to say now because they're younger and they're not asking you I don't have that ability so I mean like if it was maybe it's just easier for me to be like yeah I'd do that sure I'd do that of course but I can't don't hold me to it wellow this this this show got real weird real fast all right join us at one of our shows follow us on 1180.com listen to us as well download the app in the app store we're on Roku TV Alexa play lemon8 radio you can uh enable your skills today Hank what do you got coming up on the lunchtime show I don't know yet I'm look forward to it I love your postings on Lemon Ado thank you yeah like and follow our Facebook page too to keep up to date with what we've got going on right and don't forget classic Jazz even though somebody doesn't like it it's okay Don's allowed to not like classic Jazz really it's good it's really good and I'm and I'm introducing this week some um some newer performers and we're going to start to to introduce stuff that I think you're GNA find you're going to find interesting I think some of the people i' I have found I well I was looking at the song list as uh we were putting that into rotation and I'm interested yeah I haven't heard a lot of it which is nice I need to hear something different so thank you for uh going out there and scouting some new offerings for us thank you you can listen to us at lemon ado.com thank you everybody have a great day like And subscribe to our show that way you'll never miss a moment with Hank and I and you definitely don't want to miss that no you don't want to miss that are we back Thursday well back on Thursday see you see you then bye have a great day and let me see if I can hit this outro bye-bye lemonade oand
