Back from Florida, Hank has an update: one week from election day, horror movies, a famous Cape Cod Baker gets national attention, Sports update, and crazy crime! Grab your coffee and get ready for Tuesday
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saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really sto at Club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual a proud of it he's back hey hey boys and girls how are you I missed you did you miss me Florida looked fun yes it was um clearly sluming it oh yeah sluming it yeah we were down in uh Jupiter and West Palm very nice totally oh my God talk about totally different worlds yeah um West Palm is very nice our Mar's cousin lives in a in comparison to some of the other homes a very humble home and um with a pool and a second house and from what I saw from the photos it literally looked perfect oh it was just it is all Backyard very modest inside but just really just simple and perfect oh yeah they used to live in Andover and they they moved to um moved to West Palm close to the airport um because Mark travels a lot in his job he does he does something with data transfer and that's about all I can understand okay um but he's very good at it apparently and his company is in is in demand but he he travels and when he travels he's gone for four or five weeks at a time because I guess when you do data transfer you don't stop and start you right yeah you're stuck in the job you're stuck in the job so um he goes to Japan next I think that's cool um he's all over he's a really good photographer too and sometimes he will post photos and he has been known to sell them they're so good very cool yeah yeah um not a bad life no no I mean they so she's a lady of leure they've worked on oh no no she's the she's the um more or less the com controller for his company oh okay and and she does some business Consulting small business Consulting um herself but because she had some small business I feel like after being married for a long period of time taking four to five weeks to go do a job it's not a bad thing no you like each other a little bit more because you see each other a little bit less down and and I said to us you guys must Zoom call and see each other all the time and she said no we just on the phone there you go I said you don't Zoom you don't you don't see him no I don't need to see him I know what he looks like right right and they've been married oh have we've been married 35 I think they're married longer than we are but maybe 40 oh wow good for them um yeah yeah so couple of kids and the girl is getting married next year in a destination wedding in one of the one of the Carolina seems to be a very popular situation friends of ours are having a destination wedding coming up in a couple of we in Cancun and um yeah we're not in attendance I I'm going to Nashville this weekend good for you well the Pats are on a winning streak right now oh boy I guess um I I don't know if uh our quarterback is gonna be back after his concussion protocol still yeah he's still in concussion protocol well he got he took he he took a hit in the head no no question but the weird thing was he he continued to play and then they said oh let's take a look that came down from the NFL I would imagine so yeah they were like uh is any uh let's just take him out yeah let's let's take a look at that oh we have a problem yeah yeah do you think that's because they hate us I don't I don't think they they they they traded yesterday and I can't pronounce his name um one of their better defensive players to of all places Kansas City so I I think that's the way of The Craft family saying thanks for coming we'll see you year yeah right I mean shouldn't they bolster the franchise if they're going to sell it off yeah I I don't shouldn't you make the team look the best they could possibly look before you try and get rid of it well I don't know Jonathan may may may keep it in the Jonathan Jonathan may u may keep it in the Makey bit in the family but um yeah and you know what's interesting we have I'm sure you do as well um and you do as well friends who have seasons tickets uh who are having a really hard time giving them away well our friend Chris has season tickets and has for a while over at Mash BTV and he's been given them to kids and other opportunities you know it is still really excited to go to the game and The Fan Fair and just the whole yeah the whole experience if you will oh the experience of going if you haven't been somebody wants to give you a couple tickets take them go absolutely it's fun you don't have to stay for the whole game you know you might want to beat the crowd out of the out of the parking lot although they're doing they have they do a lot better with parking now than they used to Y you know it's a bit more organized they they really have just like BC we've been to a BC game with with my brother some friends are taking us to the BC Syracuse game a week from a week from Saturday fun well BC started out like three and one four- one now they're four and four and I'm like oh damn not the same BC again well take your wins where you got it like I said we're on a roll we're on a hot Street right now right that's right and going to a BC game the experience of going to a BC game is the closest thing we have to um you know big-time college football being back at school I mean cool it's and BC is gorgeous yeah I mean the campus is is you know Mariana when we were sitting in the stands started looking up to see if they had a uh major in Marine Biology because she just fell in love she just fell in love with the place like okay girl you know can can per and cheich and and M and Loi afford BC we'll have to see what that's going to look like we have to see that's going to go but you know her her her her plan however has always been that um Mari and I are going to buy a home in Florida oh and she's gonna go to the University of Tampa well I I like that plan oh I do too we're not against it oh I do too and the prices of homes in Florida folks if you can if you can handle the insurance prices in Florida Mari is getting I think I mentioned it's not exactly attracting a lot of things right now no my I was um I think I mentioned this before I left and and we've heard it from um a couple of other Realtors as well clients that we have who moov to Florida are now calling us and saying I want to come back to the cave I'm sick of this yeah I don't blame them good morning Miss Emily hey Mari we are so happy that you are back five seconds after you guys got home from Florida you she was already working oh she was working while we were there we put two pieces of she put two properties did you come home to an open house like girl she's working it that's right we came home to an open house but you know it's the business always working you know you gotta keep you gotta keep rolling on that college front uh and we were talking about affordability we saw a story this morning from Holy Cross that said they are putting their money where their mouth is and any of their incoming freshman next year apparently if they make under a 100,000 their family makes under $100,000 a year they're goingon to take care of tuition that's very nice like 10 people yeah and and the thing I understand it needs something needs to change right and the thing is you know this because because little in college now tuition isn't the bigger isn't the biggest expense the bigger expense is room and Bard tell me you're gonna take care of room and board we're in for it oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to do that um good morning Danielle speaking of Florida one of our favorites Miss Danielle and uh rookie B good morning y I did drive by we did drive by Lago a couple of times I I loved this shaky photo that you held on to from Mara Lago oh yeah because I mean wanted proof that he was there police everywhere and and when we drove by Mar's cousin said and there's Mar Lago and I went click as the car as the car ran on by a bad Paparazzi photo it's great well because there was no stopping I think if you if you if you even slowed somebody would have popped out of a car and said over there we are one week from election thank God thank God look at folks Professor Hank here Papa Hank here whatever go vote and ignore all the stories about the Bulls about who's ahead and who's behind they don't know they contradict each other don't get yourself upset just go vote and then we'll all see what happens on Tuesday I'm sick of hearing about Kelly aot I don't even know who she is oh my God you know what wasd I don't even know who she is and we don't even vote for her it's just on all the time on the channel I happen to be watching we didn't watch that much we didn't watch that much television in in Florida which one of the reasons why we probably came back so relaxed but the political ads that we saw were actually kind of civil were they they were better than the ones from New Hampshire and I thought the Florida ads would be and and and the ones that we saw were well that's okay I was in the studio yesterday cutting political ads and it wasn't it was just like hey this is what I did last time this is what I'm going to do this time get to work and I was like I I don't mind voicing this usually I don't voice any political ads because I don't like that but right this particular one was just like very positive I appreciated that right I'm doing this I just want it over though and the and the fantasy posts on Facebook and x and I thought threads was supposed to be like a cleaned up version of Twitter SLX never going to get cleaned up it isn't it's turned into there still people it's turned into Twitter Kid Rock throws kid rock tells um Taylor sft not to come on stage never happened and why are these people so damn obsessed with Taylor Swift I mean seriously I was in a plane of swifties last week coming back from Miami because she had a few shows in Miami and it was all Massachusetts going to go see her were they were the shows sold out or were there empty seats all over the place I I guess they were sold out oh okay see that's another one you see on on um I see anybody say anything about empty seats to the fact that she was complaining the girl that sat next to me about Uber surging their prices so they couldn't get back to their hotel for less than $100 well I know I'm like oh I'm like how about walking and then I was like it's Miami probably no yeah well folks that that's the our supply and demand right Mari said it was in the National Inquirer good morning Miss cat cat sedron joined me on the show yesterday thank you so much for taking a chance and coming on and she was a little bit nervous but we ended up having a really good show so I was excited to see some some new faces here to the lineup everybody's been missing you oh well that's very sweet thank you where's Hank what's happening it's nice to be I I did see that um Chris on Thursday said the chair was a little comfortable and I and I better be careful I did I did see a moment of that and I'm like Chris I'm coming back you felt that huh don't get comfortable Chris I'm back I'm not going anywhere I love our friends over at Mash P TV we've got such a great relationship and we are going to be continuing to do some more over there and uh maybe possibly get some some dedicated Studio space so that would be really nice oh right oh you mean out of the basement we're looking fancy right out of the basement I think we're going to be crawling out of this basement wow I mean we'll always have home for sure but there is nice to have some studios to Boop around so and I and I and I noticed the um um the van has moved yeah it's now parked in the driveway like like a regular vehicle y not the van the the whatever you want to call the Winnebago the Winnebago yeah it's parked in the driveway now because I came around the corner I thought oh damn where am I gonna park now yeah right but I but I parked on the street it won't be there forever it's GNA cleaned up and gutted and we're we're uh we've got a farmers market vehicle it's actually going to be the Cape Cod Christmas Market vehicle Santa's Little Helper Cliff must be having a great time ripping that apart he hates my guts right now so oh I thought he'd enjoy that no he like he needs another project oh okay but the actual Act of doing that work I imagine he enjoys yes yes he does so just kind of reconfiguring what the inside looks like so it's functional so that we can all get at something and actually have a warm space I don't know what the weather is going to be like I folded yesterday I broke I turned on my heat but it's going to be Halloween it's going to be almost 80 right okay what just came on is that the nobody else can hear that but you I thought you had a hearing test and I thought you couldn't hear things no no no I can't hear high frequency oh gotcha low frequency I can hear just fine and that's a low frequency that's why I can hear you all the time because you have a lower frequency voice sorry oh didn't hear that I don't have to talk up here so I can't hear me anymore that'll be my secret Hank voice what's up Sheila hi Patrice Dave hagner thank you so much for joining us and always supporting us here on Lemon Ado we appreciate you big time yes so we're working diligently on our Cap Cod Christmas Market our friends over at Old places are helping out we've got Taylor from art and Whimsy that is going to be jumping in on the kids entertainment bandwagon we have our entertainment lineup all set good uh we've got some fun artists that are going to be there we've got um hand blown glass ornaments right there on the spot right there on the spot how cool is that oh my goodness who's doing that who's doing that so we've got a new art studio studio and I'll I'll make the big announcement coming up I'm actually hoping that she'll come on the show and talk to us a little bit about her glass blowing so I I'm kind of excited about that oh how cool is that I know and uh we've got ton of food trucks interested uh and we've got some new faces for food so that's always exciting and this is going to be in Mash B Commons and it's going to be in the mash B Commons it's going to be right where the um the mash B Farmers Market was and uh it's going to be Saturday and Sunday for the entire season it's going to be one month uh from November 17th from clam jam on we are going to be in there it's going to be fun and festive we've got that woodsy area that we're going to be decking out as Santa's Workshop so there's going to be wreath making we've got trees for sale we've got tons of arts and crafts for kids we've got the goat Nutcracker um we we've got a lot to bring to you the goat Nutcracker is not to be missed it really isn't we've really upped our game this year too we're having a dress rehearsal same MC this year for the goat Nutcracker no that will be me that will be me narrating The Nutcracker thank you very much okay whatever happened to that guy I don't know I don't know crazy Bobby yeah I don't know we haven't seen him okay it's probably the best good morning hello from Plymouth it's 37 degrees today this morning it's ridiculous I mean I put a sweatshirt on I stepped out and I put my my vest on like okay that's why I broke yeah I bro I was like that's it I'm turning it on normally I don't like putting it on before November 1st but yesterday we had the baby in the house it was an Emily day so I'm like the baby can't have this I have to turn on the heat yeah well coming back from Florida where I was in shorts and t-shirts and then when we went out to dinner I swapped a t-shirt for Tommy Bahamas shirt um coming back home here was like oh yeah right welcome home this is Chile yes Cliff was roasting yesterday in a gorilla outfit but we had a little fun with that one I saw that there was Tarzan see he was my gorilla mother all week long we're gonna have some fun little costumes that we're going to break out we do have a round of Halloween music bingo so whether you enjoy us over at Ryan's 10 pin eery on Thursday for our official Halloween party uh we've got that going on tonight we're going to be over at Shipwrecked s's going to be over at Bailey's for music Bingo Wednesday sandwich Taverna we are full of activities this week if you're looking for us events on cape.com and our $500 karaoke contest kicks off on Friday at a house of hatchets so uh it's just a four-week Competition winner gets 500 bucks quick fast y fun y couple of bucks to put in your pocket before we start holiday shopping and and you caraoke in a different room than the Hat than the hatchers are no no it's right there in the same room oh so some they also have archery in there now so someone's a really bad singer a hatchet person could I don't think that that they're the same kind of hatchets okay I don't think that they're like the actual like carve you up hatchets oh okay I know it's the Halloween season and all but we don't need that in our life definitely don't good morning Julie cardelli hey Julie how are you she's nice and warm in Florida she's nice and warm she's she's on the west coast um she had to evacuate she and Andy had to evacuate but they're back how how are things in in Clear Water Julie please let us know Dave hegner said he took an outdoor shower still at 44 degrees yesterday oh no thank you no thank you my outdoor shower is still on but yeah and Jonna said morning all South Carolina waiting for my flight can you please turn up the heat enjoy really seriously go get the warmth for us and bring it on back Mary Jane good morning to you thanks for joining us so yeah Patriots winning streak we're going out in Nashville looking forward to that for a couple of days we're basically going to have a snack nap in Nashville come on home fly down watch the game and lat that's it pretty much and I think most of New England also is I've heard from several of our friends that are gonna be there well John and T are um sent me this in this link to a tailgate party and I think that there are 300 people going to this tailgate party so it's definitely going to be just a New England party yep that happens to be in Nashville yeah the Nashville team isn't doing all that well either so worry we'll find a way to lose to them this is going to be the battle of the uh but it's great to see the Jets just crapping their pants yeah right thank thank you we appreciate you yep somebody said vote early I'm I'm nervous of the vote early situation why because of what happened yesterday where somebody lit a Ballot Box on fire they lit a couple of ballot boxes on fire so all those ballots if they weren't I mean they get cleared out every day it's just like your mailbox but if there are any ballots in there they're gone right and how do I know if that was mine you don't you don't you don't you you can't go to your town clerk and say hey uh can I vote again not that I'm particularly changing the world with my vote I just like to know that it was at least counted that's all yeah we'll leave it at that one week one more week everyone yeah you kind of know which way Oregon's gonna go anyway yeah so generally speaking I mean but again nobody knows nobody knows Halloween week here I saw Mariana dressed up like a little needle juice I loved that oh my gosh she looked super cute on her uh Ted Murphy she looked wonderful she looked wonderful speaking of Ted Murphy Ted Ted Murphy is our writer friend um also known as Declan Rush the author of macba trophies he has an adult class that he is um looking to run and he needs a couple of more adults to sign up I'm one of the adults who has signed up because who as an adult hasn't said I should really write this as a book right right see I want to learn how to write fiction okay I can't write non-fiction I have no I have no imagination you're not creative no how do you not have an imagination I feel like that's all we had as kids I know but but I don't seem like I do so I'm I'm interested in in in taking a class with Ted it's got to be in there somewhere I mean I've written all my life and I'm interested to see if Ted Murphy can bring out your imagination I'm I'm interested too you know I mean I don't have the same kind of imagination that he does no or apparently my or apparently my grand daughter does I I don't think many people have that imagination because if you've read maob trophies it is definitely a in the horror genre for sure and my granddaughter Mariana finally revealed to me one of the stories she wrote I think that's kind of funny for for for Ted and when I asked him several weeks ago how she was doing he said well she reminds me of De rush and when she told me the story that she had written for class I went yeah you're a Sicky like Dean Rush that is one of our questions of the day is was there ever a scary movie that actually like gave you nightmares that you took with you for a while oh that's easy Wizard of Oz it was what Wizard of Oz really was it the monkeys no no it was the um um it was the evil witch in the window really yes AB nightmares about it absolutely it doesn't necessarily have to be a horror movie it could just be a movie that scared you that you took with you forever no for years and years and years really yep one of my mine was killer clowns from outer space I don't know why I I wanted to watch this movie so badly my aunt and uncle had Showtime he let me babysit the kids and he's like when the kids are in bed then you can watch it and I'm like okay cool I got the kids to bed and I'm like I'm watching this movie say the title again killer clowns from outer space okay basically wrapped their their victims up in cotton candy and then put them like kind of spiders and suck their blood later well that's a creative literal nightmares for years and years and I was like a young teen I was like it never went away for me I don't know what it was Mari said Dark Shadows and now I watch it and laugh you can see the microphones hanging down oh yeah but at the time that was the best technology we had had and maybe it was just a moment in a movie that just freaked you out right I love the fact that you said Wizard of Oz because it doesn't necessarily have to be a scary movie Julie says it's 67 right now in Clear Water and it's still cleaning up it's gonna take a while okay lots of damage we we'll be there next year for sure right let us know when the damage is fixed we'll be back we'll be back right poor Julie it's a lot to deal with it's a lot it's a lot but they're they're far enough away that that I think you know where they where they there was minimal damage I think she said it was either this hurricane or the last hurricane um someone had a had a carport on top of their house and no one knew where it came from well we had a car on top of cars yesterday in weham or the day before that did you see that no somebody it almost looked like it was one of those monster truck rallies oh jeez somebody catapulted themselves on top of two other cars in the Walmart parking lot how do you do that I think they just hit gas and it went go wow oh yeah yep it was definitely a People of Walmart photo I didn't believe it for a while but then I saw multiple accounts and a small video of it so definitely did occur so it wasn't AI over the weekend AI or anything it actually happened just thing that's the tough thing now you got to look at it and Is that real or is it or is it AI yeah know there were multiple accounts of it also a video so okay I I was just impressed that that could even be a thing it's something that you didn't think could possi possibly happened but it did good anything can happen in a Walmart parking lot absolutely what's up Kelly we are missing your scones I know there are so many people that are missing our food from our Farmers Market missing the scones missing the scones right A lot of people are very much so uh looking forward to getting everybody back together for our markets that are coming up for Christmas and speaking of our vendors at the market yes we had a very important announcement from Natasha ashoff yesterday oh who um she and her husband run Cape batter she is a participant in the holiday baking contest on the Food Network how cool is that and it starts Monday night so we got to all watch I'll uh we'll we'll put a link in this uh conversation so that we can remember it and go back and find it yep yep and we're gonna try to get Natasha to come on at least a couple of times yeah she had she had one of the best macron I've had in a while she did this chocolate chip cookie that I had dreams about oh I know cuz it was like salty it was like a just a perfect bite yeah she made she's made I think pretty much every one of Mariana's birthday cakes she made the cakes and the cake and the cupcakes for my 70th birthday party we have so many talented Bakers on the cake but Natasha's stuff it was gr it was good and it was like rotating so it was something of everything which I think if you're ever going to go on those baking shows you know how to bake everything and you need to like have every base recipe in your brain down pat somewhere yeah because you never know what they're going to give you I don't even know this show specifically yeah so we'll we'll see I'll I'm looking forward to uh rooting for her cheering her on we always love when a Kate person gets to make some national news or gets on regular TV and we're like go we don't even know you but go go C you're because we walked the same street in hyenas at some point we are those supportive people though we claim you for ourselves don't even know you or care about your backstory but you're with us now what's up Gloria how are you Hank do you have a little crazy crime from us have a little crazy crime oh I'm sure I do give me a moment boys and girls I did like the story that made national news of the Connecticut man heading to Salem because he wanted to see the Halloween festivities he was pulled over he was driving 118 miles an hour it's not that good to drive that fast it's not going anywhere and trust me once you get into Salem you're not driving that you're not driving two miles an hour MH 100 acres by the way of wildfires yeah that they're dealing with right now I asked my daughter she's like what huh we're fine the air is supposed to be very smoky and accurate yeah so we'll see up there yeah um first of all a reminder from the sandwich Police Department that uh destroying political signs is against the law as much as we hate looking at them and we're over it one more week everyone um let's see well we've got um there's one about someone who called because there was a snowboard in their yard and they didn't know who it belonged to so when the police showed up they were able to determine that it belonged to the homeowner's daughter you got to be kidding me no nope I mean the things that people call the police for it's it's like I shouldn't be surprised my neighbor called us uh called the police on us before because of our chickens so I mean really shouldn't be surprised that people just call the police for random things this is the 21st century version of the dog at my homework oh a 911 call came in and officers were able to confirm no emergency a Pampered Pooch getting a pedicure had stepped on the phone and initiated the call why is dog call 911 wasn't me if you're giving your Pooch a pedicure first of all you can pay people to do that why is your phone so close that the dog can step on that's the worst convers that's the worst excuse I've ever heard of in my entire life and call 911 that makes no sense is there one button maybe they've got a one button thing like one of those old old people phones where there's like four four phone calls you could possibly make you know your kid the hospital yep 911 your doctor right um the only thing I can think of a caller reported someone had parked on her lawn for the past two nights dispatch was able to connect the parent of the vehicle's owner who said they would remove it then the reporting party called back and stated well the vehicle owner works with her son so it was okay that they were parking on the lawn how would I'm sorry sandwich please that you have to deal with well you know what kid probably well would if if there was a random car out in front of this house that was one of Cody's buddies would Cody say so and so was here and in their car oh okay he would he would but I would I would also go out there and be like what are you doing if there's someone sitting in it in front of my house it was just it was just apparently just just parked there and I'm used to that we're right by the beach right I'm just used to it I don't call the police no if they're there for like two days I'm wondering is somebody missing right but other than that worried about no no it's just I don't know and then and then there was there is someone this is a good story actually um um police responded to a self-initiated call for Crisis Intervention someone who knew they were in trouble called and said I'm in trouble oh oh okay so that's well knowing is half the battle is it one of those after school specials that we learned about yes I think so I'm going to cause some trouble come and get me come and get me y I'm not right come and get me now thank you very much shout out to our friends over at the sandwich police I'm sure this week is probably the least favorite week that you have because of Tricks and Treats and drama and foolishness that ensues about but how many people actually go trick-or-treating anymore very small amount yeah my husband bought the BJ size little candy bar bag it's mostly gone now yeah so I hope we don't get very many trick-or-treaters you've had kids coming to the door already yeah I've had tons of trick-or-treaters my husband and my son back to the Bowl and then me I had like four little Twix bars yesterday get those things the hell out of my house see well see those are those are deceptive when when we're in excuse me when we were in Florida and we were staying at mari's cousin's house she thought Mariana was gonna be with us yeah so she stocked the fridge for stuff from Ari and stuff from Mariana but she also had out a big bowl of candy because again she thought Mariana was coming um and the little size aren't they way tinier yeah but it's easy to walk by grab one yeah but I grabb five I don't grab one and you grab another one and then you grab another one I grab a pawful of them and then all the little tiny ones like how many little tiny ones does it take to get to a regular sized one cuz I feel like they're even tinier than they ever were before they are like that right probably yeah I don't know I feel better about it because they are smaller but I did have like five of them right which is probably the equivalent of eating a bar get them away from me all I know is that we don't get trick-or-treaters anymore our driveway is blocked off from getting them at this point anyway right right until the dumpsters going we don't get tricker treaters at all at The Villages of course yeah well we do have some really great trunker treats that are out there and I I do appreciate that they're safe in Allin one area and I'm not worried about it day before our Halloween day is second most um ordered pizza out nights of the year so if you plan on ordering pizza definitely order it early early right and give them some some time this is the time of year where it gets real dark we've got daylight sings time coming up yep Mar Megan worked ear to get dark at 4M I know it Megan worked earlier in her career at a at a at a couple of pizza places when she started off her career in the restaurant business and um each each one of them Halloween night was like no you're not getting the night off yeah oh God no no and and and we would bring Mariana in to see Megan because she couldn't get the couldn't get the night off precisely for that reason what's up Cindy G hello Lauren yay she's amazing how is everybody doing close to Vacation well good for you and close to election no we're not doing great we've got a week we're counting it down thank you very much yes people are incredibly stressed there's all kinds of stories about everybody's stress level is just but again like I said go vote and then just I don't think anybody's being their mind is being changed by anything at this point I think we just needed over with yeah it's gone it's already let's get through this it's gone on for too long and then we'll deal with whatever whatever happens happens exactly and we'll deal with it I saw there were two radio stations in Milwaukee that flip to a a Halloween format The Haunt we were talking about this before we went on how many Halloween related songs can there be I mean I we've got about 50 on our music Bingo for Halloween but I feel there could be maybe 25 to 30 more Halloween adjacent songs but what would be a Halloween adjon song I don't want to push you like Werewolves of London okay you know what I mean Hungry Like the Wolf like Duran Duran you know what I mean like not really but if you put them all together you're like okay you've painted a picture for me okay all right I'll I'll go with that but I mean 5080 right 5080 songs that evil woman what six hours of programming seven hours of programing yeah so you're just really recycling the ones or is it like somebody different singing I Put a Spell on You Like Screaming Jay Hawkins and then bet mler and somebody else doing it because I I don't think I could stand any of that that just sounds like it's the Christmas version of Halloween for me and I'm no thank you right you've got some stations flipping to Christmas already and I no not for me other don't get me wrong I do like a lot of Christmas songs however I don't like them until December 1 MH and there aren't any new Christmas songs anymore well there are but there are ones I just don't like yeah I guess I mean you know I'm sorry stop it you think I'd never done this before um I'm back from vacation I'm did my show yesterday and I said toor oh my God I'm Rusty hadn't done it in nine days when you take a week off it's like you I have to I don't even know my password what am I doing here I can't remember anything where's the where's the music where's my radio voice isn't it funny when you just kind of shut off the machine for a little bit yes kickstarting it back up again yeah you're like I was like I know how to do this I've done this for you know is it my radio voice no this is my radio voice you know somewhere in between like what's up Nate good to hear from you Witchy Woman by The Eagles absolutely thank you that's Halloween Jason yep Witchy Woman yeah I guess but we're not going to do that here no no I mean I might spice them in on Halloween day but that's what I category that says Halloween we do we in fact do I um I assisted one of our younger DJs uh 15-year-old to do a family party she taught her how to use the decks taught her how to uh Mi some songs very nice and uh she she crushed a Halloween event in a Halloween party so I was excited for her to do that showing her you know signing up bpms and having a little fun with that so I enjoy it if anybody out there wants to learn how to do it please we always need some more DJs Cindy G's got a party that's coming up for us ctie Cut's got a couple of parties that are coming up for us if you're a DJ and you're looking to get some gigs we have no shortage of them so come on and be part of the lemonade o team reach out to Hank be the best event DJ on kit cot our group is I have to collect the award but I I do suggest that our our group does a really good job we had so much fun in the mash B Commons this weekend with their Halloween party so many great costumes people are so creative we had this one family that dressed up like The Gnome family he was a gnome she was like a little mushroom cloud they even dressed their their dog up like a butterfly and they just like sat under a tree for a little while and I was like could that be the cutest homemade costume I ever seen in my entire life it was adorable wow Little Gnome family people are very creative oh some people are yeah they do not have that creativity and some people their houses they decorate their houses better than they do for for Christmas yeah yeah we're not we're not decorators can't I got a skull out there I I noticed that someone took a piece out of one of your pumpkins when I walked in this morning a huge chunk it was the squirrels we have like ninjas so since we've removed them from the attic remember yes so they've been bitter ever since so this this year they have attacked my Halloween pumpkins and I came home from a gig one night and a squirrel just like popped out of a hole from one of the one of the pumpkins and I was like scared the be Jesus out of me it's a big pumpkin and the whole top is like gone it looked like I don't know what they ate a hole through our pumpkin this has never happened in the history of living at our house it must be really pissed they're we have very angry squirrels never happened to me before in my life in cff every single day when we come home hate those squirrels hate those squirrels it's new the new running joke here at uh the Viva Ranch hate those squirrels yes definitely empowering for her Laura for sure so Hank and I are back we're really excited y Halloween season is here then it's going to be Thanksgiving then it's going to be Christmas it is going to be rolling if you've ever thought that you wanted to join us on the radio and maybe do some programming or maybe do an hourong shift or a show please reach out to Hank you've done a really good job of organizing people Michael sounds fabulous I love having him with us yes he does he sounds awesome and he's got a voice I mean he's got the voice he does got the voice for it that that you know I'm I'm I'm certainly I've told him for years that I've been jealous that I didn't have his that I didn't have his voice he's got the try he doesn't even have to try hard oh no yeah oh no it's just it's just it's just there his place Florida um survived good um there's more Beach than there used to be okay um is he getting closer to waterfront property day well he was waterfront property kind of he's in a he's in a high-rise condo okay and um you know his car is gone the first storm the the the garage underneath the the condo where that that he has is the water was like 3/4s up the car and so the car's gone yeah um and then they're close to a place called St Arman Circle um which is um think think Hy's upscale big time and it floods every time there's a storm and it really flooded this time and again that's why Florida real estate's cheap right now yes yep yep just hang on folks Florida Marin might want to jump in on this but Florida real estate real estate as people start to leave it's going to start to drop um there's issues with insurance but once they get that all figured out so you could get in um we have friends who are um Realtors down there and Allison did a video the other day of a house two bedrooms one and a half baths 289 all right I mean a typical Florida kind of house but I mean I'm like wow 289 well that's what lurs people down there and then hurricanes happen so right right pick your poison people and they're on the west coast so you know does that feel safer it feels well it used to be safer it doesn't feel saf anymore used to be safer but it apparently isn't anymore we've got a we do have a Halloween show that is going to be airing here on Lemon Ado shout out to Ricky B it is uh going to be broadcast live from wkkl which we are simal casting here on Lemon Ado so it's four hours what time 5 to n okay four hours okay we'll keep it all in there but I will Spice in some fun spooky songs throughout the day for sure um so yesterday I had this like bit of news that I saw and I was like wait till I tell Hank and then I forgot about it yes the news and then I wrote it down but then I saw it again this morning and I was probably reminded about what I wanted to tell you did you see that Jazelle is pregant no I did not and and who is the guilty party du it's the jiujitsu instructor oh where there was nothing going on all been validated everything just friends Tommy must be congratulations Jazelle I'm not raising that baby with you you enjoy it 44 years old and having a new baby absolutely not oh but you know what she's not gonna raise it she absolutely is it's she is her family I mean yes it's going to be raised in a different fashion when you're a bazillionaire MH she is still going to do the the work for it but at 44 years old that is a last thing that I want to be doing is is raising up a new baby wow but Tommy is so validated now the roast of Tom Brady where she was so mad and so upset about all these lies that people are spitting uh Mari my Tommy is better without her oh man Tommy total validation total validation you did the right thing bud no and I'm not saying I'm not against anybody that is having a geriatric pregnancy by any means I'm not I'm just saying that I we're we're all it's it's been validated that's all the the the jiujitsu instructor that's it that baby won't even know her name hash teom what's up Linda Linda I got to see your son he took me to a lovely performance at Providence Performing Arts Center and now I'm going to get to see your lovely daughter when I head on down to Nashville what did you see at peek we saw shucked okay it's a musical about corn what I guess I'm out of the loop on this one how about you guys it was really good it was actually really good it was very funny it was very clever well they had like dancing corn ears of corn yeah sure there was there was wow it was about a a a town in Middle America and they did a whole musical number about Tampa she went to the big city of Tampa oh boy I mean c is a big city it's a nice city don't it was very very very funny so I definitely suggest that you get a chance to check it out that you do so because it was cleverly written I really enjoyed it yes shooked shooked the musical I'm gonna have to do a little research on this one they had last year during the um Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade one of the numbers from chucked was really on Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade CU it happened to be on Broadway at the time and I didn't get a chance to get it when it was on Broadway so I got it Off Broadway at pack and I very much enjoyed it okay pack brings in a lot of nice stuff they really do they've been doing it for years and it's such a beautiful old theater really accessible I really enjoyed it and prominence is a great place to go with all the restaurants good Heavens but it was right by the the hotel that I had an incident that so I remember I I drove by the hotel and saw that and I was like remember that's where it happened little surprise in my bed oh that's right yeah but the restaurants are really lovely the restaurants are great you go up on the hill and and now they're not just Italian restaurants that they've become a little more you know mixed in terms of of ethnicity and you've got to be good to survive up there in federal I've got to tell you we went to the George we had brunch at the George and um I had a lobster roll I had two mamosas everybody in my party had similar stuff it was 100 bucks MH yeah not bad I'm not mad about the prices I don't know why what happened here on the cape where we're spending exorbitant amounts of money on on smaller items of food but at a lobster roll for under $100 so I was I was pretty darn happy we were in Palm Beach and went out to dinner and I mean we spent was it similar to the cape though we spent we spent money I didn't think any of it was was outrageous yeah I had seab bass for the first time oh look at you branching out because I had had to have my grouper and I had you got your fish fix I had I had grouper several times and then people have talked about Cass and I figured well here we go and it was um it was I enjoyed it all right good so so now I have more more options than just give me fish and chips excellent so you're gonna Branch out when we have chadam Harvesters at the cap C Christmas Market absolutely grab yourself some different fish but it's funny to be in Florida and you see the menu New England clam chowder you go really what can did you open you know is he Captain Parker's or or what yeah you don't get chowder when you're not in New England you know this no and you don't get fish and chips either no unless you're in London right right or New England you don't go to Florida and get fish and chips no absolutely not just doesn't just just doesn't work but you get grou you get now I can get seab basss shout out to our friends over at Midnight Hour they're going to be joining us for clam jam so if you're looking for some fresh clams and you want to make your own New England clam chowder or maybe some uh clam cakes definitely a lot of bang for your buck with their sea surf clams so I'm looking forward to that excellent I know conspiracy of noise is going to be playing tunes for us very excited to hear Michael Spelman a full band that is going to be out there we've got a salted Margarita shout out to Grey marsh salt is going to be the rim for our assaulted Margarita really mhm do we have a li license well it's a Seltzer oh it's a Seltzer oh okay right okay yeah I'm no we I don't have a lior license okay that's right so it's it's Oh I thought it was like a real margarita Margarita yeah no I'm tip certified but that's about it I can pour you one but I don't have the license that's correct I'm allowed to give you one but that's it okay no it's a Seltzer so it's not going to be a full on Margarita we don't need that in our life not at noon time not at noon time no not not on we are good not on Saturday morning anyway Sunday morning maybe clam jam for a shucking good time and you know it a shucking good time Janet great to hear from you Janet Shera on the show this morning with us that's my that's my mother-in-law your sainted mother-in-law that's my sainted mother-in-law right yes all right everybody behave behave my sainted mother-in-law is watching Emily says how was everybody doing this morning we're we're great Han is back from vacation I had a horrible night sleep I had a cat on my head most of the night he gets in these moods where he's very fresh today's National Cat Day I believe well I'm not pleased with mine who decided to go to the bathroom in my tub and stand on my head in the middle of the night we didn't go to the bathroom this is true this is also true but I'm hoping that he went to the bathroom after he sat on my head not before I don't I just oh God did we have to go there I did in the middle of the night I was not very happy okay also we got a new mattress uh I I I don't feel like it's any better I'm not sleeping any better my husband seems to be complaining a little less kind what kind of mattress did you get I don't know it's just this a different version of the one that we had had um if anybody needs a fairly new king-size mattress I have one for you it's in my living room right now okay this is how my husband's decided to dispose of said mattress he moved it out of his way immediately and it's just in the living room in the living room it's less than a year old so I don't know if anybody needs one I've got one at least he didn't bring a friend yeah no more mice in my thanks Emily I'm I'm I'm looking to I'm not being rude folks I'm looking to see to confirm that today is it's either today or tomorrow National Cat Day I know it's this week I've got an email somewhere that's telling me national calendar day there it is uh National Cat Day it's also National hermit day and National oatmeal day oh I don't know if it's Hermit the the food or hermit as in a Hermit no it's a Hermit as in a Hermit okay a person who lives to some degree in seclusion from society celebrate that hermit in your life by doing nothing right don't call them they don't want to hear from you yeah and don't worry about celebrating National Cat Day they don't care anyway even if you w good to them throw them a party they won't come I love the fact that you went and brought your cats to be blessed at the pet blessing and I also love the fact that somebody brought their pet chicken to be blessed as well yes I didn't see the chicken but Mariana did and we got back in the car and Mariana said Papa did you see the chicken and I went what people have some weird pets she said the chicken it was it was like you know kind of next to where I said no I didn't I didn't see the chicken I was after they after their experience with one of their cats getting out of their carrier at the at the PetSmart I was very much watching our carriers oh 100% to be sure that either one of our cats did not get out that's so I wasn't paying attention to the people around PSD situation absolutely you know and father hey came over who I understand doesn't is allergic to cats very badly I guess but he came over with the Hoy water who do we have here Winter and Hope and he went bing bing and get me out of here we're outside we have holy cats now and off he's camper Trish said I'd rather have a Hermit cookie where was the animal blessing Christ the King Christ the King on uh close to the Feast of St Francis couple of U couple of weeks ago they had a big crowd you know mostly dogs and cats um but then there was the the chicken apparently pretty impressed yeah thanks for coming and visit us today what do you got coming up on lunch break Mr Rusty well because we're getting close to the holidays yeah yesterday I thought I I remembered how my mother used to sit us down and talk about our table manners oh so I talked about table manners yesterday um updated you know things that my mother wouldn't talk to us about like well right now you can't even get a kid to come to a phone to a table without a phone like a cell phone yeah for sure so today again keeping with this holiday is coming thing um we've always heard the Tuesday is the best day to buy airline tickets oh okay but is that true I heard Wednesday so now I'm curious I'm going to have to listen to lunch break and find out you don't listen every day I'm going to have to listen today and find out you don't listen every day I I usually have appointments midday that's why I I hand the Baton to you oh okay I do my best all right yeah so so we're gonna talk about when is the best time to buy your airline tickets is it Tuesday is it Wednesday we're have to find out when is it we find out at noon time on lunch break on lemono do you know I had a great conversation when we were on our cruise with our friend Daniel so our friend Daniel is The Pianist on the cruise he's an Entertainer so that's why we chose to go on this and he got to have dinner with us every night so that was really nice and it was Eva's 60th birthday shout out to Eva she looks fabulous really proud of you you look amazing I'm very excited for you new lease on life I might be calling you later today you oh oh so we're sitting there with Daniel 24 years old nice kid British kid cliff and I met him when we were traveling through the UK stopped and had a whatever and he never has their phones don't work on on the cruise really so they didn't bother to like buy the package it's very expensive for them to communicate with each other because I noticed you were silent what's up I literally shut it down I didn't open my laptop once I did not a true vacation a true vacation for a solid three days and it was so nice to just sit at the dinner table did you stuck to shake NOP nope I did really well with it in fact I was like oh I have that thing again people are bothering me turning on my phone but it was really nice to have dinner with six people and actually Converse over dinner the whole time Y without somebody being interrupted by a phone or this or that it was really nice I did whip it out one time to like take a video of everybody singing happy birthday to Eva every single night that we had dinner all weekend long which made me laugh yeah they brought they brought in bells and whistles and sing it it was just very very funny um but that was pretty much the only time I used it as an actual like camera device so that was nice that's cool right to Converse at the dinner table so I do like that you're addressing the dinner manners thing because I think that that's a conversation across many dinner tables if you're even at all sitting down with each other to have dinner together anymore no because it seems to be a lost thing the only thing the only way you are allowed to have your phone at the table is if you're expecting a work rated call and you need to explain to everyone at the table I'm not being rude but I might get a call from work you put it aside and you don't answer it unless it rings from work yeah you don't pick it up and sneak a peek other than that you're being rude right yeah I I think it's important we should establish some more of those manners just because it's really annoying to be you put the phone in the other room now if I put my phone in the other room my mother will call still getting call my mother's been dead for six years she's still getting calls from heaven and Mom and Mom's still call so that's so freaky oh it is there's nobody there yeah but she's calling well there spoof all kinds of numbers there's a new rash between the political stuff that people are getting text messages for and then the other phone calls there's a whole new um conversation with um fake prank phone calls that are Happ happening right now and they are spoofing numbers that you know so you pick it up thinking you know who the person is and it's definitely not and that's terrifying oh yeah great yeah like we need more problems yeah I we would we would get calls that would say maybe you've got one of those um like to speak to the person responsible for the electric bill and Mariana gave me a great answer she said just tell them she's not home there you go that's perfect said okay she's not home no I used to love giving it to the kids when they were little like two and three they just talk on and on you know and that yeah yammering conversation you just give it to the kids um hold on talk to my son for a minute while I I run this errand and if they wanted to they'd hang on there was one person that stayed on for solid 30 minutes that just sat there waiting for me in the hopes that I might come back and buy whatever crap they were pedaling it was great but part of me feels bad why because on the other end are folks trying to make a B I know I now you know they're sitting in some Boiler Room Somewhere I tried that for about a half an hour once as a as a part-time job and I just could I couldn't do it making those cold calls making those cold calls it was a fundraising call for I don't know I don't know what but work in the phone bank Hank you know I couldn't do it I absolutely couldn't do it and I just feel bad for them so I just say I know you're trying to do your job but she's not home you're so nice I I was never that nice what's up Alicia hi Kathy we're about to w up the show today thank you so much for joining us uh Hank will be on with his lunch break and it's definitely worth a Listen to If you think that you want to pop in be part of the show if You' got something to say yeah definitely reach out to us you can always um email Hank at lemon ado.com and I do check my email I appreciate that very much I'm like three or four days later I'm like not really great at it and I'm taking care of the people wanting to go on events on Cape Cod since you were away thank you and I'm and I'm and I'm being a little hardass sometimes if someone hasn't if someone hasn't posted since 2017 no I like that and I also really prefer if you have a photo I know Dave hegner you prefer to be a little ghost you look very pasty in your Facebook photo but I do know you as a human so I allow you to have no Facebook photo there because that's how you want for your privacy however if you've got a brand new profile and no photo I don't trust you no no if you haven't posted since 2017 that makes me say someone is has has captured your your page and they're using it and that could eventually lead to events on Cape Cod getting corrupted so yeah so we've got almost 10,000 people that are actively involved in hosting great events and everything that there that is happening in your community and this is how it's going to keep rolling so please continue to share some stuff that does not get highlighted absolutely everywhere and if you're a real person but you're but you live in IND India I'm going to say no as well all right look at Hanks the stickler I appreciate it Cap Cod dining at home and anywhere else you've got a contest or did that just wrap I think it just wrapped okay we had the pickle contest I know we have a beverage contest bage contest um so I think I Mari do we still have a beverage contest going on or did we punt on that I'm not sure well I know come in go in this is the season where things get busy and a little bit lost in the shuffle so it's really difficult to stay on top of things yes we'll be looking for that if you got recipes to share or some yummy food things that you want to share changing of the seasons is always tough seasonally and what we're feeding ourselves so and if you have allergies folks look Mr caring over here we got allergies allergies oh no it's going to be me I'll be in here probably next week with a box of Kleenex next to me that's amazing thank you so much for joining us today have a great day and uh take us with you where wherever you are lemon ado.com Roku TV Alexa play lemon Ado radio and download the app in the app store and and you know what I've discovered what you say play lemon Ado radio quickly now oh okay don't say it slowly that seemed to be the first time first way she responded now if you say to Alexa play lemonad radio and you don't get sent to that radio station in Los Angeles continue on your fight fighting with inanimate objects and AI personalities and Bots we appreciate you talk soon bye guys bye my God how many times do you fight a day with a robot me every day not what I said shut up Alexa I don't even like you right now right
