Words of the year, gaming, holiday giving guidelines, golden bachelor, the best time to meet someone, rollerskating or ice skating, and sometimes a black eye is just an accident!
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on YouTube I'm just waiting for our stream to begin it looks like it's ready to go so let this Tuesday begin all right I think we're here we're ready hey hey boys and girls almost I'm tagging you I'm tagging Mari yeah that's been like the story of my morning today like can't just get out of my own darn way right hi we made it right looks like we made it seriously how you been I've been good how you been I saw your selfie with uh your your your twin with my twin my my separated at Bru I was like that stuff said to looks an awful lot like hey yes it even had your old glasses did yeah they did he did I'm wearing new ones today but yeah he had those and oh yeah too funny oh yeah and I'm and I'm and I'm working on the uh the Santa thing I see your Tory Pines vest right there yes we had lunch there very nice watched people play golf would never would never dream to play there but watched people play golf did I did I tell you the story the folks who own um Holly Ridge no Jen and Joe yeah um I was wearing this when we had when we when we had our pie party and they were at Tory Pines and because they were you know fellow golf professionals whatever um the pro there said hey I I'll get you out I'll you know hook you up with another two and so Joe and Jen came out to the tea and there were two guys out there waiting and they saw Jen and they were like it's a woman rude rude well they go all the way back to the to the furthest te's back tea off tea off Joe te's off they're waiting for Jen to go to the ladies tees Jen goes up to the men's tea good girl out drives them all I'm so proud of you that's how you do it shut them right up yep that's how I like it good for you I'm proud of you my mother was the nurse on one of the PGA Tour things so she got to hobnob with all of the athletes and sent us some gear afterwards Bas basically to just brag that she was involved she had no idea what she was witnessing did she have to treat anyone I don't think so I think it was a lackluster event right not like when she used to work at greatwoods when she was the nurse over there oh my God goodness we saw a lot I bet I bet there were stories from there 100% good morning Miss Mari have you recovered from your golden Bachelor sleepover I loved it take out food from Tomatoes yep her PJs and she was ready to go we both had different parties that we were texting each other from yep and I actually had to turn it on because it wasn't on in the in the in the house and I could just wander by and see what was going on I had to turn it on I was back and forth between that and the Bruins game Hank is still claiming that he's not watched it but full well knows everything that's going on because you've been made to right right I don't think he made the wrong decision I hate to say it if if it came down to those two Leslie like whenever she said yeah but he got frisky with Leslie that was the problem yeah I know I know that's why she was devastated and she's like you yeah wham bam thank you bam yeah yeah because his final selection apparently did not knock boots as so awkward e and who says that in front of their grandchildren I don't know oh no they asked him no but Teresa was the one who offered it up I'm sorry if you've not watched the ending somebody yesterday was like don't tell me the ending I'm like really do you live under a rock how do you avoid the world right now yep but actually I do live under a rock because what's going on in the world is not fun to no no as like I always say on Sunday mornings um um during the Sunday paper it's up to you to read the front page I don't want to read that page is horrible we're not going there the Doom and Gloom I scrolled through this morning I was like no I'm just trying to find some uplifting fun things to discuss right what's up Dan Lauren thanks for joining us Diana I miss your face I better see you on Sunday well there you go you've been told yeah we've got our company Christmas party on Sunday and H after the Christmas part Sunday night yeah a very busy day remember that Mari all of a sudden we have a lot of Christmas parties that we're is the season that we're trying but seems like more than in years past yeah yeah I feel well people are full on celebrating now yeah regardless of how they're feeling uh I know that Cape Cod crud is going around Everybody's Got That Snack hacking wheezing sniffing sneezing miserable situation that's happening and it's seemingly lasting forever yes Mariana has it and she doesn't have and it must be I'm sure it's going around the school I know well he had a sinus infection last week 47th trip to the pediatrician that was so fun Mari said her favorite line was Leslie when she said to her kids I knew he was down to earth what he was done to earth when he said the FW and he replied didn't put a question after it I don't remember that part good morning Lenor yeah but when when Leslie said that she had already picked out the dress and started writing the wedding vows I went that's a bit much okay buddy you no well meanwhile the two of them are getting married on national television and they're making more money out of it it was a high for the golden Bachelor franchise 6.7 million people watched it 33-month high for the franchise completely so it was a big seller for them will they do it again I don't know oh no now they'll have a golden Bachelor no I God I I don't even want to think about that what another one no no a golden Bachelorette I mean if they keep to the pattern like they usually do they're gonna pick one of the runners up and that was a cast of female characters right there I loved all those ladies they were hysterical yeah they were in their own yeah they were I would like to see what guys they would dangle for those ladies good luck I think women can at least gloss it up a little bit I don't think guys can really really get that kind of uh glow up if you will right and he says now that he admitted to the women that he had dated and and that that whole thing about he hadn't dated since his wife passed away there that was a narrative that was all sort of ginned up on the network oh 100% they find one little grain of Truth and they make it bigger right although I don't know G seems to be a Shyer um and uh Diana said I thought it was creepy he was creepy he is creepy that's why you could not watch it right so many things yeah and and and and I wonder what kind of ratings the wedding's GNA get I don't think as many well I don't know there's something about Teresa that I can't tear away from because she drives me crazy oh she drives me crazy too she's so annoying and to be fair I don't like watching reality shows like this because I don't like to dislike someone I don't even know and I don't know whether it's just the TV version of her or just the way she is but I if I found her in regular life I would have to walk away we also know this and hopefully everyone knows it reality shows I know aren't real I mean they're they're somehow what heck they're somehow scripted something on TV's not real I mean I mean if you think the two folks on naked afraid are out there all by themselves that show I no no no I can't go there with that at all I see that and I just go once again I am naked Naked and Afraid is right right right it's not afraid of the Wilderness no not even the naked part will make me stop I just got to go right off so weird because I'm afraid of what I'm gonna see just goes to show you they'll put anything on television literally anything right are you ready for um is your house all holidayed up yeah we we put up the tree over the weekend the tree and you know we're we're about as holidayed up as we're as we're going to be we don't have the space that we used to you know I can't put the blowups in the yard I can't really um you know put lights on the outside trees or anything so we we've done about as much as we as much as we can yeah and it's okay it's okay it's okay you know and you know every everyone's getting older and you know it's just not quite the same as it used to be we had to get new decor for the tree cuz the old one yeah oh yeah the old one would not do Mom are you upset that we're not going to put the ornaments on I don't care so you bought new ornaments yeah we got some new stuff well not even new ornaments just new decorative stuff oh okay so the tree is black and white that's our theme this year black and white right okay the tree has pearls the tree has jewelry the tree has I don't know whatever it's and a bow on it it looks cute I'm happy with it m price of trees this year though I I heard they're high we have a we have an unofficial one so it's a little extra no that was not my cat in the tree that was one of our listeners cat in the tree I saw that I was wondering I thought no that doesn't look like the cat no one of my friends sent it to me and she's like nothing nothing is better than this tree topper I was like did you put a perch in there she said no the cat was just balancing on the top two limbs when she came down and like so silent so Jen thank you so much for sharing your photo I should have given you credit but she's not on Facebook she's on Instagram only I think everybody has their certain ticks with whatever social media that they stick to so thank you for sharing that with me it was very very funny and I really appreciate it um that was another reason why we went with um non glass anything on the tree this year because of the Cat my cat's mischievous and so is the dog and my dog is at the point of old age that she your dogs like this big but she eats anything even if it's like gonna kill her she's like this glass tastes delicious cuz this is where she's at right now in her old age must be food she doesn't care I'm old I don't care tastes great oh wait it's blood in my mouth this dog is just a goat haven't seen the Dog levely Saw the cat this morning well she's depressed since my older daughter moved out oh okay wasn't depressed all night long last night when she wanted water and I got five hours it was like a beeping smoke alarm well did you get her water of course my husband did do it like why would you get up when you have a husband to be fair I Incorporated it into my dream I was having this weird smoke alarm in my dream and I think it was about 2:30 in the morning where my husband's like that bleeping dog there was so many expletives that came out of his mouth and then it was she just wanted water it must have been the night for weird dreams because because I had weird dreams last night oh yeah you know one of them was I was I was sneaking out of the house I was going drinking I was sneaking back in the house and and all night sorry we had Mar cooked a very nice dinner like she always does and she made mashed potatoes and Mariana said gez this is really good what what's in it and and Mari goes oh there's this there's that and there's chives and Mariana says what's chives and when I was having the wacky dreams I started to think to myself maybe those weren't jives so vivid yeah right something else Han good morning Ashley Christie maybe Mari was experimenting with the recipe a little he's having some Jes is that what the kids are calling it this this day and age um so Miriam dictionary put out their word which was the word of the Year authentic right and now Oxford has come out with a new word and the word is RZ RZ anybody know what RZ means well SNL actually had a good little skit on it over the weekend they said you know it's short for Charisma right and if you had to Google that then you have no RZ which made me laugh like a quick little oneliner I was like oh funny Colin I don't have any ribs because I had to read the whole damn article so no Riz for hey no Riz for me oh well I know how do you make a word just a shorten version of a regular word just as whatever Lenor the chives are awesome look at us getting hit making up our own damn words I'm loving it right so I had a this or that question this morning roller skating or ice skating which would you prefer back in the day I was the queen of Bobby's rollway or USA skates we would go roller skating every single weekend it was like the highlight of my life y I have like distinct memories of rolling around there I absolutely loved it it was just the place to hang out yep sweat break things I definitely broke my elbow while I was skating in fact my Aunt Ellen rolled over it okay and then I came home and my dad was like it's fine it's not broken and I'm like uh I'm pretty sure it's broken broken and then even my mom was like it looks a little swollen two days later ouch I went to the ER and they're like yeah it's broken yeah I was like I told you well growing growing up in Boston for me it was ice skating because there was an MDC skating rink oh okay like every five miles so that that's it maybe it's just like your area and what the availability of it was yeah there wasn't any roller skating around but yeah the MDC skating if you're from around there you remember MDC skating rinks were like all over the place yeah and it was like I don't know 50 cents and the parents would drop all the kids off and yeah that's fun skate parties yeah and we'd skate around and we'd hold girls hands and we'd get all excited and oh boy I held somebody's hand and fortunately it was cold because it was ice skating and we calmed right down and that's how we got that's how we spend Friday nights that's fun I've got my adult Rock night that's coming up and uh it's going to be the 28th so if you're looking to do a little ice skating and have a fun night with us at the Charles Moore Arena we're going to be doing that um that goes to benefit a couple of nonprofits one from we can and the long I think the longboarders old-timers fund so uh that's coming up on the 28th perfect thing to do after a week of your family right yeah trying to escape I get it run away with us and come do a little ice skating yeah really anytime on Wheels I seem to injure myself it's not really the best place for me to be I'm Like A Champion with getting myself injured really in fact today when I was looking at the sandwich police blotter I never have have ever really felt a story so much as this one okay please do she because this one just really it spoke to me because well it would be me it would be 100% me an anonymous call was requested for the well-being to check on a woman someone was concerned that she was the um recipient of domestic violence okay so someone called and um you know the police showed up and the woman had a black eye and the officers responded to the woman was like no I did this to myself in Jiu-Jitsu class and they had to follow back with the jiujitsu instructor for confirmation on the fact that she had done it but it just remind remed me of when I played adult women's basketball at the high enus Youth and Community Center where I literally gave myself a black eye I went up to shoot the ball and somebody just kind of like stuffed it in my face and I poked myself in the eye and I still made the shot everyone by the way but I did give myself a black eye and and another post folks from from the sandwich police department and if it's happening in Sandwich it maybe happening elsewhere well this is a serious one though yeah that that people are calling saying they're um calling from the sanwich police department and um they're telling people who answering the phone you know that they have a a warrant or a fine uh that has to be paid and of course they don't they don't do that I feel like this time of year though as we're like Hanukkah is this week um Christmas is coming up we've got all of these holidays and people are freely spending their money I feel like that graft is even more of scammers out there you have to be worried about yeah you have to be careful when when when people people call you have to be careful and and I know this from years ago when I when I worked at at United Way Down in Rhode Island those people who obviously the Salvation Army kettle that's that's legit but then you'll find other people who have you know set up tables with with homemade signs and they're collecting money for veterans homeless children whatever you got to be careful odds are they're not legit but they've got a Ferrari around the corner they're going to hop right seriously yeah you really really really really got to be careful and it's hard to walk by and and they tell you a good story but it's it's you know what though if you got a good story I'm probably gonna just give you the money because you got a good story Mari said every Friday night at bobb's roll away see my my aduro girl right there and Ashley says USA skates is still busy and now as it was when I was younger and she's not telling us her age I saw aw some I think it was um heroes in transition that had a fun night over at USA skates and I was like so many memories in that building broken elbow included Lauren said we used to have a roll of skating ring on MacArthur Boulevard but now it's just storage fun suckers I right I was so excited when they redid That Fun World on MacArthur Boulevard and it was so short lived I was so bummed out about it because it was just like oh I'm so excited I got a place that's within 15 minutes to take my kids to right it took it away from us and then it just kind of drift drifted away y yeah but I remember that when when I was a kid coming down here something being there and then when we moved here like you said it was redone and this is really cool and we'd go over with Megan and and it was just like then gone yeah chrisy you better be ice skating with me this year you guys had so much fun last time I had fun laughing with you um also I think the pelum house has got a tiny little uh roller BL roller skating area oh really but it's like a tiny little room with mats oh it's lackluster for me I need space I need to move about and I still like envision myself as a good roller skater from those like Tik Tok videos that you watch and the reals that you're watching and all the guys and girls doing their sweet dance moves I never had that I could never skate like that I just feel like I could in my mind I'm a good one I could never skate backwards I could skate forwards but I could never skate backwards a little bit very I never mastered that I've never mastered that at all yeah no that was just not my coordination realm just couldn't do it but as long as we could go around the rink that's it and then they and then they blow the whistle and they change the music and we'd have to go around the other way yeah and then we'd have to get off with the Zamboni and then we'd do it again yeah Diana like the man in hyana some 132 that asked me for money he smokes if he can afford cigarettes he doesn't need my money Fair Point what do they cost these days likeing 15 bucks yep here 15 bucks today uh Lauren says Hank it was go-karts mini golf roller skating and an arcade it was perfect yes yes it was thank you for filling in the blanks for me and we do have a Cape Cod roller derby sometimes roller skating yeah I I remember that my friend Bev actually actually Bev that's on our station on Lemon Ado is a Roller Derby Queen loves it I would die can I be like the Team cheerleader they call her bulldozer push through everybody and then fall and break something just where I would live right kind of like watching our Patriots where they just just break our hearts continuously is it over yet oh yeah it's can we come out now it wouldn't come out they play Thursday night by the way folks so the temptation to watch them will not screw up your weekend so bad and you can only see them they're on Amazon Prime Thursday night I don't know if they're on locally so if you don't even have Amazon Prime you don't even have to go no no one's seeking that out go with it you know it's it's but the only thing is they're playing Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh starting quarterback had an ankle injury on Sunday and and his ankle has been upgraded on so he's out so they're going with a back it might look good for us whatever just just let it go let it go they have the number two draft pick right now just just write it out folks so um on X Twitter I was I was scrolling through and I saw Julian Edelman why do I even bother at the at the Patriots like that just perfectly sums it up when they former patrion is going why why am I even watching this why did I why am I expecting a different outcome what is happening not gonna happen this year that's all okay it's okay really it's okay but all the people all the comments on social media and the sports sites and everything else well at least we're having fun with how bad we are right right we got the Celtics who generally speaking up doing well we got the Bruins who are doing really well just enjoying you know yeah right yep I saw the Babe Ruth's card yeah this is really interesting so the opening bid I believe is $2.5 million they're looking to get about 10 million is what they think that they're going to end up with this card yeah and interesting thing about it is um the big uh card bookie card that you know has always generated a lot of money is Hest Wagner and from what I've seen from people who comment on this stuff people are really surprised that there's a Babe Ruth rookie card out there still functioning still functioning still in one piece yeah yeah so this is really interesting I think it's the first time in a long time that it's become available if it has ever been available so do you know the all time record for a single card is no Mickey Mantle 12.5 million wow can you imagine spending 12 million dollars on a piece of paper and that must have been a real Yankee fan to spend that kind of money I'm just never going to understand that I've never been a collector of sorts but uh $12 million on a card yeah I mean because it's not like Mickey mantel is ancient history you know I mean a Babe Ruth card oh my God it's been around for more than a century now yeah or Wagner card or any of those I mean Mickey Manel card has been around for he played when I was a kid so 50 60 years maybe yeah still around not like you know you know it's not like you find one of you know1 million Lincoln stove pipe hats and spend $17 billion dollars that would be pretty badass rtb Boston Derby Dames let's go to about I'm so down for it I would cheer that on I would get excited about a little roller derby Lauren so dumb there are homeless children it pisses me right off you are not alone my friend $12 million could have been spent on so many other things right oh in food news Hank and I saw that well go ahead seg we on homeless children need food EG I saw this for whatever reason one of the late night TV shows my husband put on are those airport scam things usually ends up with people trying to bring in food that does not belong right usually it's like weird fish it's like some guy trying to bring in 10 pounds of eels right I was like why do you need that in his shorts and then he said someone put them there you have to remember the story from last week about the guy with the meth in the shorts but it happens somebody put it there that's weird I'm sorry I interrupted no it's just one of those things where I do not understand why people are bringing copious amounts of any food right from one country to another if you are traveling this holiday season anywhere you do not need pounds of anything to go with you places no I know my Southern relatives bring up pounds of shrimp every single year why we have shrimp here yeah we do yeah lots of it actually I get it if you're wanting um lobsters or something like that and we're bringing down lobsters right or if coming from Alaska and you have King Crabb right like there are certain things like I get it but leaving a country with a like pounds of eels why there was a seizure um coming from uh I forget what country it was coming in from but 70,000 pounds of unfit olive oil unfit olive oil what makes olive oil you that there was counterfeit olive oil oh my who's testing it is it kind of like the tuna test where they're like this one gets $40 a pound how do you counterfeit Olive o i mean it either it either is or it isn't right one would think I mean it's either olive oil or it is an olive oil so how can it be what's unfit olive oil unfit olive oil I don't know was it coming from Italy or was it going to Italy I because it was going to Italy if you bring it unfit olive oil into Italy they don't want it I get it you're in trouble trust me you're in trouble they take their olive oil very seriously in Italy or gree it was it was our government seizing it so I want to know what was unfit about it just curious unfit that's just Bizarro right you sell olive oil on the black I don't on the black market does the black market for I don't know well I mean I guess there was that fake honey product that was going out for a while when we were having bee issues oh that's right yeah I suppose so maybe that's where the unfit olive oil is coming into play I do not know people are always looking for an angle I do know that we have it is the season of giving I want to give a shout out to one of our sponsors cape and Allen Kia they've got about five different Toys for Tots boxes and they are an official drop off location also want to check in with one of our listeners Sean Sean um has a message for us hey everybody it's that time of season again and we are comforting or supporting the toys for Tarts program we are accepting new unwrapped toys from November 16th to December 15th here at the hotel and we are trying to make every child's Christmas marable if you can help and support us in this toy drive just come on by the hotel and drop a new unwrapped toy in the box and from all of us here at the comfort in we wish you and your family the happy and safe holiday season thank you Sean very cool Sean nice job um also feel free to drop us messages at any point you can always send us something and we'll be happy to play it if you've got something going on at your business right yeah um I would I would love to share it with everybody when we do our shows so please send them in and we will talk to Sean later at the comfort in uh Ashley says seeing as it was unfit now I know where I can send my gym membership listen this starts six weeks of Stephanie actually working out still I'm still doing it good for you have I changed my eating habits absolutely not I had one of those days yesterday yeah that was good I had a yogurt I had a salad then I went to work and I came home and had a calone a cupcake and a pile of nuts not a great way I need to flip the script on the way that I'm eating oh my good so what did you do on Sunday on your day off by the way yeah right my day off that's funny I ended up going to a wake oh that really stunk um so after my wake I came home I picked up the sick kid brought her the pediatrician then we went to the grocery store then we got the new ornaments for the tree then we came home and did all of that I cooked and food prepped for the week and um then had a pile of teenagers at my house I was supposed to be making Christmas cookies with my friend Judith after the Christmas markets but it didn't happen oh so it wasn't a day off oh okay even Eva texted me and she's like how's your day off were you I hope you relax get right what's relaxing so you didn't like take the time and go work out or anything like that no I mean I did work out okay I mean I went on the elliptical machine I didn't go to my gym oh okay they're not open on Sundays oh that's good I love that what it's not open on Sunday no no they demand a rest day from you oh really I appreciate these ladies very much even Jillian called to check in on me on Monday and was like do you want to schedule some private workout time I'm like I'll get back to you yeah I don't have time I work you know I love the fact that they're like really responsive and they're they check in they make it so I'm accountable which I appreciate because I need that because if you let me run with my BS I will just not come I will happily donate that money to you and then never come right guys I'm paying for a gym membership but are you using that well well I am kind of six full weeks I think about it still doing it Hank it's happening Wonder that's that's fabulous congratulations so yes we do have our Christmas markets the weather is looking 5050 right now I'm just going to hold out hopes that we're going to be able to get this Market in because it is going to be jam-packed full of all kinds of local goods and fabulous vendors and uh shout out to our local makers and making it easy for you for Hanukkah and Christmas season to come and shop and get some unique gifts for your entire family I know I got the lists that rolled in yesterday from the children oh they're so expensive how much is too much like what I don't know what the line is anymore how much you should be spending on what are they looking for well he wants the VR the new VR we got the UL he wants the new VR kid has all of the new gaming systems I his birthday was last month so he's got new sneakers right new jerseys knew all of these things that he wants and needs spoil probably more than once but yeah exactly but all the stuff his immediate needs meanwhile when I went into his room today to wake him up it smelled and looked like he has not left there like it was worse than any college frat place I've ever visited in my many years of visiting College frat places is there a story there no okay I'm just saying I've seen it all I was in the military lived with a bunch of gross men seen it I have seen it all until I went into that room today and I was like what happened in here it was just spotless but you know what just came out fortnite and nothing coming out of that bedroom other than rotten smells disgusting screams and swears yes has been happening for like the last three days f bomb F bomb F bomb you're not listening you're not doing the way they game yeah is upsetting now Grand Theft Auto is coming out today that's the daughter's favorite one oh all right so I'm like I've lost these kids to video games they're not they're not going to leave the upstairs for weeks right well at least you know where they are well I guess is that a good thing that when they're fer ing like boils in their bedroom disgusting I feel like I need to put the fire hose on them it's like a night of Pufferbellies up there I don't know what's happening close it down close it all down I saw both of them this morning neither of them looked very happy bitter well because they had a half day yesterday so they were left to their own devices and they're mentally checked out I feel like at this point of the year like show too they're doing very little my daughter I already bought her like I bought her cap and gown photo yesterday this year is going too fast yeah it is and I know it's basically over but I'm just so not prepped for this situation granted I am thrilled for them to grow up and get out but she loves you but she loves you Mariana did got in the car yesterday when I picked her up and she was saying I have my math homework for the week it's five pages I'm going to do it right now when I get home I'm going to do it and son of gun she did her math for the week good and then she said and I have reading to do oh I left the book um I said what do you reading she said well it's it's historical fiction I said oh what's it about she said well it's about it's about World War II I said oh and she said yeah but we had to get parental permission to read the book and I went what I said I didn't I didn't know that I said your mom must have got the email I said well what are the names of the books and the name of the one book she mentioned she said was the boy and strip pajamas and I said that's about the Holocaust H right I said yeah she said yeah yeah I said well that's why sadly the school in in abundance of caution had to get parental permission because there are people who either a don't want their children to read stuff like this and know about the Holocaust and B they people who don't believe the Holocaust ever happened that's horrifying and then she went off on this tie raate about well there were pictures there were videos how come people don't believe it I said I know honey this is the State of Affairs of the world though she said this is just like getting permission you know I saw that puberty video last year Papa what every grandfather wants to talk to grandaughter yes yes honey I I I heard I heard change can we change the subject any talk about anything and she said you know we had to get permission I said yeah honey I know and one mother wouldn't give her daughter permission and what does she think she's gonna be five years old her whole life she's GNA know what's going on she's going on and on and on I'm thinking who who wander up right right I love it it's good though they're standing for something but it's like she she's she's very very to me it's probably taken well but she's very quickly gone from this child to this kind of kind of mini adult yeah oh yeah you know that's that's sounding off on puberty and the Holocaust I'm like really I don't think I was I so what can I get you for Christmas right I don't I don't think I I well I went to a Catholic grammar school so we didn't talk about puberty and I don't think I knew anything about the Holocaust when I was 12 years old but but that's a different I mean that's a different world that I that I grew up in that she than she grows up in but yeah John Coughlin said there pictures and videos of the moon landing and people still deny that that is real so right right I mean absolutely you can you can deny it all I mean I feel like when you get one little nugget wait a minute they lied to us now we don't believe anything they're gaslighting us right good morning Dave hagner well for crying out loud Jerry the golden Bachelor lied to us so who can you believe nobody you can't believe the golden Bachelor who do you believe no seriously though what do you think is a is it a dollar amount it is a need base situation what do you spend on a child for Christmas or Hanukkah gifts like what I mean Hanukkah you got to get eight of them right right it's a lot of gifts like what is the dollar amount does it have to be big to-dos I feel like the older they get the more expensive they get so they should get less right right yeah the less they want the more expensive yeah but what how much is a big thing yeah I don't know see in in in our case we've gotten to the place now where we take her to Florida with us and she goes to camp at the clear waterer aquarium yeah that's like that's what we're trying to do also GI you know a big chunk of it and then she gets she gets other stuff when we were when we were in Florida ourselves um earlier this year we went to the clear waterer aquarium and we bought stuff and you know I mean her she she don't want all that much except she wants an Oculus but she said I'll take you know the the previous version I don't need the new one yet yeah so I said okay that's fine so I talked to her mom and you know we're gon to we're gon to we're going to do something but um yeah it gets it gets way more expensive and then you get to the point where you get to be older and it's like what do you want for Christmas huh I don't know I know I have everything I don't really need anything right tickets concert tickets experiences let's go out let's go somewhere let's do something that's what I want yeah we want to go places go to the Christmas Market and find cool stuff yes reindeer stockings for your Uncle Bob again and really the stuff is there the stuff is the stuff is cool Mari I don't think anybody's listening Mar's giving us all luggage this year oh that's nice because we all we're all traveling next year so we're getting that getting we're getting luggage so I like that yeah somebody um I saw a everybody's so clever yeah I just sit there and I'll death scroll on Instagram or Tik Tok and watch how just smart and clever people are and sharing their little tips and tricks and one mom gifted luggage and then had it all packed ready to go like all the stuff in it for that said vacation wow and I was like I'd love that wouldn't it just be nice to have it all ready to go waiting for you we're taking this and we're leaving and everything is nice and new and as long as it fits we're happy well see that's the other thing with Mariana because she's growing you know there's a lot there's a lot of clothes involved right um Ashley said what happened to the good old days when all the kids wanted was their two front teeth I love it little chachies though Lynn says that's what we do Stu so yeah get just experiences like fun things to do together good morning Gloria are when is your vacation she's heading off to Kuba Kuba KU I know I would I have said tamari over and over and over again I would love to go there she has no interest in going I would love to go to Cuba I would love to go it's she's got like another Island within the the Cuban area yeah so I'm super excited for you um I would love to go there the culture the music the food I'm gonna vacation vicariously through you and watch all of your photos and wish I was there yes please if if we're not following each other on Facebook or everywhere you post please include me I definitely willor got some good stuff so I can live like cariously as well well she's Canadian so she's able to just go oh that's right yeah I was I was to wonder how is she doing that she's Canadian yeah well I mean we're working on our EU passports even if I have to fly to Canada and then get gone right we're going to make it happen finding my ways around our limitations yep that's what we have to do we're gonna get it done I saw that have you gotten your DNA tested no I know everybody this time of year talked about it we've talked about it people give the gift of you know you're 23 and me or whatever it is well they were hacked no in six million people's everything was stolen everything what are they using it for what nefarious things can you get into I feel like that's like highlevel kind of yeah people stealing information right cloning there only needs one of these does not need to be more of this yes one yes one Stephanie in the morning is more than enough plenty plenty the cup runneth over on that one more more than the world can handle seriously though like what kind of information like what can be that's a lot of information I feel that's a lot of information that's a lot of family history that's a lot of names that's a lot of yeah that's a lot I mean in the right hands you could probably do a lot of good with that in the wrong hands yeah I still haven't gotten mine tested no but most of my family has so I mean The Jig Is up yeah not that I was in the military they have all of my information they know where I am it's fine yeah I actually don't know a lot about either my I know very very little about my mother's family yeah my my mother's father um he was from Lithuania and story was always very muddy and I don't know don't know nothing about that um my father's side of the family um they're Irish they're from County Wexford and then it the I don't know but my folks are part of that generation that didn't talk a lot about stuff yeah yep you know they they grew up in in in difficult times and they just didn't tell stories about I know very little about either one of my parents chares because they just didn't tell stories yeah because there were no ST nothing fun to tell it was a miserable kid no there was nothing fun you know it it you know he really was I know my father's first job he delivered I he he was an ice delivery person you know when people used to have have ice in their in their in their ice boxes yeah that's what that's the first thing he did when he was a kid I know that but I don't know and his father I have no idea his mother my grandfather was a character you knew him yes I did yes I did yeah a character yeah I mean played the bugle was a donut filling salesman like just a great Storyteller and lived a very short life very funny dude though yes yes from what I remember in like the three years that I got to know him yeah very funny guy well I knew him longer than three years and yes yes yes he was Lynn said the Mormons hold all of those records I've been told maybe actually you know what I've heard that too yeah that they keep all the genealogy stuff I don't know what they're gonna do with it but well John also said it was most likely the Chinese that stole the 23 and me information PR has been amassing um as much data as humanly possible on every American man woman and child and you can use that as a pivot for spear fishing campaigns as well well that's not terrifying no not at all thanks John and a good morning to you well oh my goodness they don't have mine and they don't have fine so there Hank we made it right I've said um speaking of older people in our lives and I just saw that they were conducting this study on memory yes and uh we we love our music Bingo and working with our older folks we love we're over at Everly place and it's just a 55 plus Community it's not that old um thank you for clarifying I don't live there but I'm glad she clarified the AG thing you live in a different 55 villes the but there is a a vast variety of abilities and ages in there when you throw in a 55 plus Community you've got people that are just 55 which is not old at all to people that are 105 right that complain about everything so youve really got a wide swath of humans that span a great deal of people but I saw that they were conducting memory studies in 60 plus people and they were finding that Wasabi taken every single night before bed is bringing people longer short and long-term Memories Back really and I was like very interesting huh I know you're not a fan of sushi no I'm not but wasabi peas you could like suck up a couple wasabi peas before bedtime all right bolster all of our memories I may do that we got a lot of memories we don't want to lose them no you know what I hate about ages and I see this every now and then um when people ask or people come with a definition of what's this this and this yeah and they say elderly 65 plus and I go no it's just not though no elderly is is a is a physical is a physical condition it's not an age I appreciate that though I mean you see it all the time even on social media I'm sorry when I was 20 and I said that 40 was old it's it's just a perception of where you are and how and I feel like the way we are aging now is way different than the way we were aging 50 years ago I I my nana seemed so old oh oh my my my grandparents ancient she like really old and but they weren't and I'm older than either one of my grandfathers when they even looked older we're taking better care of ourselves yeah I have a long way to go to catch to my to my mother's mother but um yeah I mean I think I think about the two of them and and and because like we're wi room glasses sometimes but bald and wire room glasses and and and but just not fun like they didn't want to do anything no I guess maybe it goes back to that you know they didn't have much to talk about they survived like real wars yeah and lived through real depressions right and live through real miserable times I mean my grandfather my father's U my mother's stepdad um was a Boston firefighter I never heard a story and I and and I would think he's got to have grand Grandpa Bernie he's got to have stories about being a firefighter John I can't I can't repeat that what's it say where is it he was talking about the Wasabi where is it I don't see it it's the last comment it says if I were lighting my if I were lighting my rear end on fire every night I'd have a hard time forgetting that also see you did share it and that was the watered down kid version Viva it gets a lot worse he said okay now people can read your comments okay not in all of the places so we're streaming on like eight different places so not everybody gets to see which is why I like to repeat some of the comments I can't read any of them some day Someday I'm told that these these you know what I'm just going to take them down because all they do is get people to walk into them because they're right by the Light so when you're walking out of our studio nine times out of 10 you're G to get clocked in the head by a monitor and I apologize oh no I was I was I was told just like two weeks ago Hank don't walk into the light that they were gonna be you know that those that those screens were gon to work and then we can see we can see the comments alth although I'll need binoculars probably to read them but do in fact work it's just wonky and I find it distracting so what I thought in theory was going to work is just not helpful oh all right well then maybe we should it's not helpful I know just so no one dies but it looks cool though it's part of the ambias of you know a a a BigTime Studio you know I saw that George the BigTime Studio speaking of which thinking of Christmas gifts nothing says a Christmas gift like George Santos oh folks folks if you haven't seen this oh my Lord go ahead Steph he's selling videos on Cameo and he's selling them for $200 $200 videos on Cameo if you're unfamiliar with this Cameo is where you can go and get personalized messages from Stars uh from BC d-list actors just anybody that has a moment yeah in time will throw themselves on Cameo so that you can get or whatever if you have a moment with that person and you want to send a friend something personal inside jokes or whatever you can get it done $200 and we watched one of those videos and I just can't this is this is what he's not in Congress anymore oh so if you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas maybe that George Santos Cameo right now I'm curious no that's just going to be a deep dive of a rabbit hole I don't need to go down and see who else is on Cameo right now that I could possibly send a a message from I think more people than we imagine who we would really recognize because every now and then every now and then I I I see something on social media that someone will do one of those things that I'm like really right them right somebody purchased that for you and also everyone's out there looking for a buck look at only fans the two highest paid only fans people are take a guess I have no idea cardi B okay and then there's one other rapper Who's the Australian one is IG aelia really top two top two highest paid people on only fans and what did they do on only fans don't ask I don't know there's not much they don't do in regular public so I don't really know cardi B especially won't take much to take it to the next level she was you know stripper at before she became a singer so y once again there's not much they don't share in regular life so I don't know what's happening on only fans I don't I don't and and we know people who are un only fans we work with people yep we do we're un only fans we do yes I'm not a member because I don't want to know no Hank I don't know Mari how much do you think we could sell Hank for what will you what will you do Hank what will you do I I hey what what what are your parameters we'll get your profile we're selling Hank for Christmas times are tough oh my goodness I have no idea what will you do I'll accept suggestions if people are interested send me a list send me a list what do you want to see me to Mari says you're Priceless thank you now that is love oh let's just say I don't do much anymore I need I need more than I need more than the Wasabi let me tell you show is gone to pot I want a hand basket over here Lauren says HK please give us a little insight oh my God I just saw I don't are we allowed to call them midgets anymore I don't think that they like that I think they like little people Little People in a Blarney Stone and a walker involved in Hank's only fans okay really thank you John very imaginative at this time of morning thank you I wouldn't have thought of that myself but whatever oh our final thought for the day as I'm not gonna get that thought out of my head all day long I'm like what will you do Hank I I like I said I I I need help to do anything Just About Time Magazine has released their short list of Person of the Year yes are you on it no I don't know neither is your only fans I'm demanding things be changed around here but what is on there Elon again you know he could he could be the person of the AG Jerome Powell oh okay Barbie Taylor Swift Y and Sam Altman I say Taylor Swift she's having a moment let's give it to her yeah if we get it out of the way now is it will it resurge when she's older probably I'm like for whatever reason that's all people have been able to talk about and just throwing money at her at least she's doing good right the others aren't necessarily doing good right well you know I mean Barbie is not a real thing is it Margo Robbie Barbie is it the Barbie franchise do they need more money oh Barb the Barb or notoriety the the Barbie people are are are in trouble and and I don't exactly have this story correct maybe you can help me they they did a um a doll for a oh how can I put it um I don't know if it was a um an American uh American Indian isn't the right word but but but they did a did a doll for for for some kind of an ethnic ethnic person and they never consulted the ethnic group so you're not t like Native Americans Native American thank you it was like a Native American doll or or something and and and the group is now saying wait a minute that doesn't doesn't even look like the person you're trying to represent and then they had to admit oh well gee we never talked to them one of my most favorite skits on Saturday Night Live is the American Girl doll skit because it is funny and it's awful my child Lil you know Lil would never like dolls with eyes and we had American Girl dolls and she would scream really so we have a Samantha doll in the basement somewhere around here because Lily no that's not creepy or anything but no no not at all Lily hated her eyes dolls were not a thing in our house could not have them she would not have them found them creepy yet left Coraline and most of all of Tim Burton stuff so you tell tell me what's not creepy in that respect yeah no no yeah also yeah Native American stuff just leave it out if it's not your culture and you can't speak to it you shouldn't be talking about it period I think I think it was Native America it was it was indigenous person indigenous person yeah and they just and they just did it they just didn't even talk to the group nope not a good idea no when in doubt don't do it that's right easier advice easier said than done so my vote is for Taylor Swift yeah I think M John Coughlin said she cleaned out the top 10 spots on the top 100 at the same time yep yep you win lady you win everybody see and everybody knows who Taylor Swift is I'm not sure everyone knows who the other three nominees are fair well everyone knows who Elon is but I well I think most people do but not but not everybody the other two you've got to kind of like follow the news to know who the other two are yeah well bring us free internets and free Power and then we will give you Time Magazine person of the year right thank you and with that we are done for the day yes we are um so we're going to be out pretty much all over the place it is the season of giving but it is also the season of everybody and their mother is going to be visiting and bring your patience I know I've seen two kind of meltdowns in the two stores that I have visited oh really this help holiday season be kind M meltdown on the part of the adults or part of children grown grown adults grown adults yep not getting what they want like fullon Karens and I apologize if your name is Karen if someone could come up with another name for just a grown ass woman having a meltdown and give her a different name I would love that no okay that won't work yeah some sort of acronym since we love those yeah make make an acronym up of sorts just bring your kindness and patience with you wherever it is that you're going I'm going to be out tonight Shipwrecked from 7:30 to 9: we've also got our first second shop local so I'll be over at knockabout first Santa is going to be there and we're going to be doing some sort of craft with Santa and you can get a sweet little deal over at knockabout for the beer drinkers in your life and then I'll be over at Shipwrecked I know Bri is out tonight um she is actually Lis is filling in for Bri he'll be over at Wicked they've got music Bingo from 6: until 8 we're busy busy busy here check our schedule on social media events.com all in events anywhere you find events you will see lemon Ado events look for us you can subscribe to us subscribe to our YouTube channel so you never miss a moment of Hank and I right and you can replay this over and over again just that last little bit right in there it's pretty good right yeah yeah I know what I'm going to make a real out of it today yeah I can I can see it now we do appreciate your patronage once again you could be like Sean Miller and drop us a message on something cool that you're doing and we may or may not play it during the show so we appreciate all of you thank you have a great day your show is coming up I come up a new time gonna be talking about the big movies of the weekend since this is a time of year when people go to the movies it is a great time of the year to go to movies and then the big Blockbusters are coming out you know around Christmas time so we've got a replay of coffee with the teas that is coming up on Lemon ado.com uh their live show was on earlier this morning we're going to replay it right at 10 o'clock so if you missed coffee with the teas or want to check out that show uh they are absolutely hysterical and you never know what Tamora is going to come up with and say out loud it's really oh unlike unlike us oh she's she's something she if you've not heard worse than us I don't I just different oh okay yep just different sometimes better sometimes way worse oh okay definitely check it out thank you so much for your local support we thank you have a great day everybody yep see you later kids what will you do Hank
