Hank & Stephanie

saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really Su at CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual just had a visual proud of it hello good morning boys and girls how are you back to work after the U long weekend yes well not not everybody had the Weekend off though it's it's the Monday off it's one of those it's one of those holidays that should be a holiday across the board given what it is but it's become one of those you have to work you on and know it's weird now yeah the only the only holidays that seem to be non-negotiable are Christmas and July I those are still not really holidays for me I'm I F I found myself working 47 jobs so I I'll always be working all right well Christmas that's hope Christmas you don't work yeah no I won't work on Christmas I'll will be forced we put lemonade on autopilot well yeah well we'll do our Christmas greetings like we usually do y and um reach out to everybody I've got a cute little idea for our Christmas that uh I would like to start working on now because I'll forget about it and I'll start getting busy once the Christmas markets actually start correct we are close I know close close this weekend we've got clam jam and the weather looks like it's going to cooperate with us I know it's pretty chilly uh but it will be sunny and 58 so that I can take no now what time is clim Jam uh 11 to three and what time is the competition that I'm judging noon time thank you right uh stuffy competition once again if you're an amateur big stuffed clam person M please submit to be judged you've only got to make 10 of them so you don't have to make a million of them I know a lot of these contests where they're like come and submit your chowder bring 400 gallons of chowder and you're feeding everybody right we are not feeding mashby Department of Health says no we're not feeding everybody we're just gonna feed the judges and uh celebrate them we're really excited for the conspiracy of noise uh Michael Spelman and his band are going to be there with um just our new Bandshell Michael Spelman yeah Shipman sorry oh Shipman not Spelman correct okay never mind did you know that Michael Spelman different one no because when we were in Florida one of the um um young girls at the uh registration desk yeah is related to Michael Spelman oh so when you said Michael Spelman I thought oh my God I know him also uh he's not playing guitar it's Michael Shipman okay thank you and El Shipman what's up Nate hello Mari Natasha won again yes she did did yes she did I did not watch the holiday baking Championship on yesterday Natasha ashoff from cap batter one of our contestants uh and one of our purveyors at the mashby farmers market yep she did a she did a great job it was a two-hour show last night she looks really good on TV yes she does and and she's a blonde I mean in real life now she's a blonde oh we've mixed it up yes she she's mixed it up but there were two competitions one was um cupcakes for the kids table Yeah and and they had two of the uh kids who had won the kids baking Championship they were essentially the judges along with the um along with the usual yeah the usual crowd and she did she made some some kind of C cupcake with um we used to call them macaroons when I was a kid with crons on them correct that was that was really cool and it was one of the three that they showed at the end of the segment she didn't win the money but she looked like she was in the top three all right and then the next segment they had to make a 3D pie which was a pie with some kind of 3D decoration kind of thing on it okay and she made a pie that I believe she said her mother made I think she said it was Peach I don't remember um but she's from Plymouth so she did kind of like a Mayflower kind of thing extravagance I'm looking forward to watching it later today she was top two okay she didn't win but she was but she was top two That's so exciting to root for somebody that you actually known and physically met in real life yes and she's really nice yeah she really truly is she really is nice so hello Deb Mari says it's Frankie Spelman so both of us are a mess today with our spellin what's up Jackie she said woohoo audio yeah we got the cable dealt with and we've ordered some new ones we are um going to be moving into our new home in Mash b tv probably next month fingers crossed frost on all of those things but yeah a little bit more consistency and a little bit more production value is what we're hoping to bring to you not that our everyday wonderful hey come on over and uh chat with me is not working but right oh it's working just fine we got to step it up but we can do better bigger and better everybody yes what's up Mary Mary has got the Family Table collaborative Indoor Farmers Market that they are working on and I think that uh I will help you after the show today I've had a lot on my to-do list my plate has been very very full lately M I got to meet our new neighbors yesterday that being so just a couple of boys okay you know mid 20s I would say yeah uh knocked on my door presented me with a little thing of chocolate chip cookies oh and his name his phone number and if we ever have anything that we need or have any questions or if we need to call him before we call the police call him first okay no I guess he works out he's like like I have a project car it was like a very much full disclosure here are some cookies yeah these are some things about me okay and and and what does he do that may result he go I have a project car you know sometimes we get loud a little bit working on it if you've got an issue with it I was like dude do you not see the camper that's in the front yard right the dumpster we run a farmers market at any given moment we have a station we've got people coming in and out of this house all day every day welcome to Grand Central he's a guy who works on cars yes ah yeah they can get noisy right so but it was I thought it was really sweet and very thoughtful that a mid2 something baked us cookies and had the you know wherewithal to knock on the door and say hello I'm your new neighbor and you know it's me and my guy friend you might see a couple of our girlfriends coming over this is this is how we roll and I thought that that was really very good cute it's something that we don't do as people anymore and I was really really excited to have that happen that was very nice yeah you know when you live next door to a rental what was in the cookies I had one of them before I presented them to the children they were very good and he goes let me know how they are because I'm on a diet not eating them I'm like well thanks a lot buddy you're giving me your chocolate chip cookies he fixes cars and he bakes I'm sure it was one of the girlfriends but I will give him the credit of the baking you might as well because he brought it over right he gets the credit for that so I thought that that was pretty thoughtful nice job bud yeah I it was cool when what's up Joanna and uh yeah very nice introduction so we appreciated that and the and and the camper is looking very yellow we are getting into that I was in there it remains very yellow it's GNA it was very yellow last week we've named her Charlie Brown Charlie like Charlie of course you have why would you name it anything that has to do with the color yellow it's it's it's yellow and it's got a black stripe and it looks like Charlie Brown shirt so I've named it Charlie Brown oh okay I guess I see that so yeah that that is what she's going to be and it's a she it's a female Charlie Brown oh so it's c h a r l i that's it that's it so I told Lily make sure that you get your advice Booth ready for the Christmas parade pageantry we're going to be doing The Partridge Family um I was in there painting Cliff has got the woodworking done and we're going to move all of the market stuff into it today hopefully fingers crossed I've got Junior coming over who's going to do my gutters clean my yard of uh debris and uh make our home look back like a home again wow we got a new lease on life and I'm very excited Junior came over and he was like all right Stephanie I will do this do this do that and I will take care of your gutters and I'm like thank you thank you thank you thank you so if you need somebody to do a yard cleanup or help you with the things that you cannot manage to get done because you're in your own way feel free to call the cape landscaping or the cape Property Services at 508 915 7737 ask for junior he will totally hook you up and I uh look forward to having my yard back my driveway back as Charlie Brown goes to her new home right at the Christmas Market we're almost there everybody home stretch what's up Janet your sainted mother-in-law is here SED motherin-law good morning how are you Janet Chris I hope to see you soon hopefully at your new home over at Marshland to looking forward to visiting you there we are inching towards the end of the year daylight savings time is killing me right now oh it's awful it is just awful is anybody else like Amish like we're g to hunker down now it's 3 pm get ready for the sun to go down we went out we went out yesterday afternoon um and we did some errands and we had we hadn't been down to the new boardwalking sandwich so we went down there and that was really cool and we hadn't been to the Sagamore in in in a while so we went there we had something to eat we we the three of us drove home and we get home and we were like is it bedtime oh it's quarter 6 quarter 6 that's good it's usually me at 300 p.m. going how I'm I going to make the rest of the night oh I know it's terrible and I didn't think we were GNA do this kids I know I fell asleep for a solid hour yesterday and I woke up one of those naps of like who am I where am I what's going on what did I miss who did I forget I should have done this it was 4:15 oh I know it's ridiculous was not good no and I had to continue on with my evening I don't know if that's because we're getting older or because we just don't want to do this anymore yeah I it's the daylight savings time can we quit that it's killing us November it's too much for us seasonal affect disorder you're not wrong Jackie you're not wrong oh no that's exactly what it is you know the other thing they talked about us is that we would go on Canadian province time what's Canadian province time right right next to they promised us I thought we had like legislation that we were going to just do away with this because it's dumb yeah what is it the maritime provinces in Canada that are like to the right of us to the right of us yeah and they are an hour they're an hour behind us or ahead of us they're an hour behind us I don't all I know and that's how the and and I thought I read that would solve everything if we went on their their time standard then we wouldn't have to worry about can we just leave it alone can we go back take our hour back and go be done well they started at years and decades ago for the farmers nobody Farms anymore around here we're working on back some people do farm we love them they come to the farmers market that's not the point there were Bunches of farmers that's how Bunches of farmers but we don't schedule that way anymore correct good morning saraphina I love your face hello Ricky B hello good morning every everyone so here we are it's Tuesday we had a little situation in Sandwich yes what is happening here there was there was a burned human remains inside a vehicle it's like a scene out of hight town I know it or Ted or or Dean Rush novel I don't know what is going on some crazy stuff I'm willing to bet this person is not from Sandwich I hope not I'm I'm I'm willing to bet he's from he or she is from somewhere else and was brought here but why like Quaker Meeting House Road we're like that's good and meanwhile I brought the skeleton that was on my deck it's now staring at me as oh shoot there it is holy cow good morning Miss Cindy My Morning Show good morning we miss you we love you I'm looking forward to hanging out with you you've got a DJ event coming up on December 6th make sure you put that on your calendar we've got so many things happening here that our our head is spinning cliff and I were trying to figure out what our Christmas party is going to be so I think we're going to um have our Christmas party open to absolutely everybody we'll have a quick little private thing beforehand and then we're going to do an ugly sweater party that is happening at knockout okay so we'll have it catered and we'll have our stuff time and our time first and then we'll morph that into an ugly sweater party which I'm looking forward to very nice right it's we're ending the year on a high note we've had a really busy year we uh were close to almost 700 events you kidding me no no wow so that smash's last year's record of all the stuff that we are involved in as humans I've trained three new hosts for lemon Ado very good um we hung out with Freddy last night who is fun a prior service so it was really nice thank you to all of our prior service members we appreciate you I know yesterday was Veterans Day if you didn't have a chance to do something nice for yourself I hope you did hello Kelly I hope your scones are good we miss them at the farmers market oh my gosh yes I'm very much looking forward to clam jam this weekend my mother-in-law misses those cones because we buy some and bring them up to to to Janet we have D Silva Farms that's going to be there we've got Allen Farms that's going to be there we've got um a couple of other food stuffs and I definitely have missed our bone sauce guys are going to be there this weekend uh I'm really looking forward to this Sunday it's from 11:00 to 3 at the mashby farmers market for clam jam and then we're gonna continue on we've got Farmhouse meats and cheeses that's gonna be joining us I'm just very excited for all this the foods I've missed it in my life it's been a weird lull on Sundays yep and we don't know what to do with ourselves without the market so she's coming back Fast and Furious at least for the next five weeks so get ready to uh Feast your eyes and uh grab some last minute gifts I have friends of mine that are completely wrapped oh really completely my son's birth my my son's 16th birthday is coming up and are you having a sweet 16 he wants nothing of that he wants Habachi with his two friends okay and he wants uh Call of Duty and basketball sneakers okay I'm like okay I think can handle that that's easy right yep put that across for my daughter who want we had a full weekend of activities that had like people flying in from other states you know it was a Friday Saturday and Sunday situ ation where we had activities every day I'm like this is a wedding this is a small wedding we just paid for y for her 16th birthday so I mean our question of the day today though is as we're approaching the holidays Hanukkah Christmas K Quanza like time giftgiving times what do you do when you just literally can't afford to give your kids or or the children in your lives the things that they ask for or they're asking for exorbitant things that are just outrageous for their age bracket mmhm that's interesting what do you what do you do what conversation do you have because you don't want to be like we can't afford that that scares kids right right I don't know that's interesting or should you just be brutally honest with them y I don't know two months tomorrow I'll be taking my first class in West Virginia that's very exciting Nate we're a pumped for you yep that's really cool good school by the way I know hi Sid how are you Amina says Mari some of us haven't watched it yet because we have Hulu instead of cable I have Hulu also but it came on at 2 a.m. this morning so I I you can watch it now Amina the great baking Championship so if you don't have regular cable and you're watching it on Hulu you get it like a day later right so you have to wait for it so yeah we can't watch it in that time but we are very excited I finally watched the first one yesterday to get caught up and I saw Natasha's giant grapes like oh that was the first one that was a tough dish Natasha yeah she bakes big but the but the um the bark was very very cool I thought that that was really neat so I'm looking forward to watching her um episode number two and last night Duff Goldman even mentioned sandwich yeah because he's from Sandwich Duff is uh he he's a tough one yeah there there was one dish that he remarked I liked nothing about that and I burst out laughing I'm I'm not into baking shows my husband loves the holiday bake off my husband watches all of these the Great British Bake Off he watches all of these shows so normally I'm doing work on the laptop I'm watching my big screen I'm watching my smaller screen and I'm watching my even smaller screen while he's watching baking shows right so it's in the background the one complaint about the Food Network and I have to agree is that there's no more cooking shows yeah there's just they're all competition shows it's not just here's Bobby fle and he's cooking steak for the next half an hour and he's going to show you how to cook four different steaks or something well because we as people now have ADHD because we are so overstimulated that we get bored with sitting there watching somebody just cook one thing I suppose so it's not appealing to us anymore it doesn't Captivate people anymore to just sit there and watch a dish yeah fully cooked how do I do this what to look for while I'm cooking this right they need we need bells and whistles and other stuff competition and bright lights and shiny things and I think sometimes you decide when when you see all the things that go into it you say to yourself you know that was a good idea but I'm not gonna take the time to do all of that right right that's that's what we do good morning Kristen thanks for joining us Sam hello and good morning in Province Town We Appreciate You Lenor be honest with them believe me they know Liz how are you drop out school is not cool shut up Ricky B what's up Sid hey Lauren my lovely Lauren I gotta I gotta give her a shout out over at ois for just being so warm welcoming and wonderful while we were getting all of our nutcrackers painted and all of our Christmas Market stuff ready to go yep I I'm not a decorator and I had an actual fun time decorating very good right yeah that's cool now I just got to shellack The Nutcrackers and hide them we're about to have a scavenger hunt uhhuh at our Christmas Market so those nutcrackers have to live outside for a month and you hope no one else finds them well we're going to zip tie them to things hopefully they don't walk away but I just don't want them to be all drippy like the sad drippy Nutcracker like Stephanie that's what we were looking for yeah it's a sad piece of drippy wood like a character from a Dean Rush novel yeah or like the burned body in a car sandwich it's awful what is with the people burning this is the second year in a row somebody has burned yes well on the cape yeah well the first one was running story of you but that was my neighbor that was a lot that was traumatic for us that was that was that should I tell the new neighbors that brought me cookies to let me give you a low down on the neighborhood tell you about the neighborhood there's this one there's this one and then over here come over with a bottle of something I know you brought me cookies but listen this is the neighborhood right this one's only a part-timer this one is watching everything you do so be careful's like but but wi's like a little girl the one behind them he burned in his yard uh there's so many things about this fabulous neighborhood in which I live wear the clampets when you come around the corner you'll do the but whatever you do when you go to sell the house don't just oh I was going to say don't disclose to your realtor but oh well I think you know I think we know there's nothing I can can do about that Hank right we know never mind you have to let them know about that so we talked about the holiday baking Championship we wish Natasha well she is still in there she has not been eliminated nope I think going do well how many episodes are per season because I've never seen this before you know what I don't know this is like the 11th season of this cooking show yeah no I haven't I haven't um I haven't wased it in in a little while I've gotten away actually I've gotten away from the Food Network not that I cook and I I readily admit I don't cook but I like to watch the cooking cooking shows oh yeah not the not the competition Ricky B says they need to have a diabetic cooking show with yummy food and hot females well that's an interesting combination Han likes that cooking show too right if they're cooking I don't care what they look like didn't it used to be called The Man Show wasn't that Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel and um um how are they not cancelled Jimmy Kimmel and who was it I forget Adam Corolla Adam Corolla I just pulled that one out of nowhere that was pretty bad God the man show was was that was pretty bad ladies jumping on trampolines as their bumper music yeah I know they I'm surprised they got away with what they got away with uh yeah this has got to be a tough time of year for you as a diabetic um dealing with holiday sweets treats and or otherwise especially when items like seven up Shirley Temple have now come out why is it taking them so long to make a seven up Shirley Temple I don't know in a bottle that's interesting because that's always been yeah kind of yeah that was like my favorite thing at funerals I had as many as I could there was one year where I think my family had like 14 funerals I was like and you drank Shirley temples the queen of the Shirley Temple I'm like listen guys don't worry about it we're going to go to the bar we're g to get the cherries we're gonna have 42 Shirley temples because we're all sat here and it's my job to entertain everybody all right I'm staying sober I guess oh my God had sugar shock for a solid two years oh that explains it this is where I learned to entertain I see this is when you tried out your material at Family funerals 100% this we had so me we had so many like very Irish and Portuguese Catholic listen we got a lot of people it was just a really tough couple of years and I felt like every single weekend I was like oh I've got to miss school I've got a funeral the kids are like again this is a lie right right no no no big Portuguese family they were dropping like flies and this is this is how I learned to entertain I had to bring up the mood from everybody there was a lot of Shirley temples fueled by sadness it was great Lauren and that you do I saw that the new promotional dolls for Wicked have come out the new movie looks amazing that's what I've heard um but there was there was a little problem with the dolls what well they put a naughty website on the front of the Box they put a naughty what they put the wrong website address no to a to a naughty place oh my gosh so they put wicked.com which is a California adult entertainment website instead of wicked movie.com on the web so those dolls are going to be a collector's item definitely and here we are talking about it so they are drumming up more publicity for the.com accidental of look at Hank you're going to get me in trouble with your wife because no no no no no this is this is this is show research D Don Wicked is a porn site we know we know we know but I think it's I think it's a pay wall so that you're not gonna they verifying I'm a human yeah now they're asking me if I'm 18 years old oh boy yeah Mar he did this on his own I didn't say go research that no no I was just and now and now they want to know if I want their cookies no don't you know what anything about those cookies Han that is not the holiday baking Championship material it's not she goes oh my God storming so yeah um also the director from Wicked missed the show uh Premiere really why cuz his wife was to have in labor with their fifth child oh that's a good accus like yes the fifth child so congratulations uh to our friends from Wicked uh you got a tough little spot going on over there oh my goodness what have we got for a little bit of crazy crime I feel like that was the time to jump into it we've got some we've got some crazy crime give me give me a minute I've got to read this one I've just got another update from uh human remains found in a burning car and sandwich that just popped up from channel 22 so as we're waking up this is becoming national news that it's going to be sharing Cindy said fifth child oh my god get off of her yeah go go go produce a movie or something I'm sorry to your sted mother-in-law if you're still with us Janet oh she's laughing she's laughing I hope okay here we go here's a classic from the sandwich police lug a motorist reported a sedan driving with blue flashing lights as if it were an unmarked police vehicle the caller stated that the operator was a juvenile mail oh officers were able to confirm it was the state police vehicle being operated by an adult we get it telling age is not easy anymore I'm sure that the baby face Trooper will take it as a compliment a look at that that's funny that somebody called the police on the police because police he was too young he's too young and I'm sure the police not only in sandwich but everywhere else are thrilled at the election is over so that they can stop uh Fielding these requests about someone took my political sign I mean this police log is half full well a bit of an exaggeration but but full of someone reported a political sign gone someone reported we're done that we're done we're done with that good morning rtb grow up if you're stealing signs and if someone took your sign we go get another one I mean no more signs can we get them all off this should be the rule yes it's over get them gone incineration consideration but not like the one in sandwich no all right all right I'm not over it's really weird it is like a seed out of high town I guess it is let see if there's any others here where we're what we're chatting but that was that was the best one um oh someone else called 911 to report he'd received the wrong change at a convenience store why would you not ask the convenient store clerk to give you the right change well well that's kind of what the police said go back to the store and tell them they made a mistake was it $10 that was missing was like seriously I mean really why would you call why why think think before you call the police think if ask yourself is my calling and tying them up taking care of my problem keeping them from going somewhere where there're really is a problem exactly yikes so Margaritaville opened speaking of yikes and well that was a ringing endorsement that well you know what it just took them a really long time to get their act together there were a lot of like building issues it opened up and that giant glass flipflop was like the backdrop of it and I was like although the Land Shark Bar and Grill kind of looks good oh really so I feel like we have to go and investigate I think we have to take a field trip over there and see Shark Bar grill is where inside of margl okay so if you're gonna bring us a fun little restaurant to come and try I'm down for it yeah I really enjoyed that little stop when we were in Miami we the L Shark Bar and Grill uh obviously it's yeah the food was okay um but their their cocktails were pretty good so okay we'll have to go check it out have they redone the rooms or are they still working on that they they've redone the rooms yeah everything should be new brand spanking new right I would I would imagine when you get into a building like that as we've seen with what's going on at um the Daniel Webster in once you get in there and you start doing stuff you find stuff you know and that build had been there it was desperately in need of an update I mean that whole hotel was there when when when I was a kid coming down here on on vacation with my parents I think it was like maybe a Sheridan or something yeah all the way back then so it's been there for a really really really long time so there's got to be once they started cracking open walls and and we're gonna need a bigger boat let's go yeah more people right let's let's just jump everything on so let's check it out as locals before the tourist defile it um and enjoy it while it's spanking new and and before the tourists start rioting when they realize that they're like not nestled in Scenic hyenas I'm still Blown Away by the fact that we have palm trees in hyenas like that that's a thing it's it's how they're going to keep them alive I have no idea but I'm very much interested to say how they must have a way and they're real right yeah okay they have away I've touched one they're real hello Tomas hello Kathy thank you for joining us on the show today they allowed you to touch them and Stephanie I I don't think that they allowed me I just took it upon myself to want to see if they were real or not oh okay and who would argue with you many many people like to argue with me that's my husband who does it all day every day about absolutely everything I'm shocked and chagrined he was he's been playing with this new stupid AI app so this morning I heard him chuckling and I roll over from waking up and I see him they're mug shots of me they're mug shots of me and it's like the ugliest photo of me it's like all my wrinkles I look like I just woke up like I was just punched in the face and he's just chuckling as he's scrolling through all of these AI mug shot photos mug shots yeah like me with pigtails me with crazy hair me looking like I just left a the scene out of an Arkansas bar I'm like what are you doing those are terrible and then 5 seconds later he's like corporate cliff and he's going through him all like doled up in a suit looking cute I'm like why do you get to look good and I look like I get to be like something out of the movie Raising Arizona like what why my goodness I hate that stupid AI tool I'm like get rid of that and he's downloading them to his phone and I said if I should ever pass before you and the kids get a look at what was in your phone they're going to see that photo and think I was actually like in some sort of Correctional Facility down south and and they'll look at each other and say you know what we knew it did we know this about Mom we knew it I'm not surprised nobody's surprised about this get rid of those stupid photos I don't need that in my life I think I showed this to you before and and and I'll try to find it quickly AI came up randomly I have a photo in my phone of my dad when he was serving in Korea and they put some kind of pretty flowery um um water fall scene behind him and he's dressed in his fatigues and everything and then they've got this lovely scene behind him it is the damnedest thing bizarre totally bizarre I don't know if I can find it but um you folks couldn't see it anyway so yeah right so I don't know why I put a B I want to shout out to rtb and poor little rocco who has to wear his cone of shame for a few days a Rocco oh poor Rocco sending love healing Vibes what did what what did Roco have done to him he's had a couple of issues going on so he had uh he had a trip to the dock and now he's got to wear the cone of shame oh dear for 10 full days that's a lot that's that's not that's that's not a lot of fun for the owner never mind and you should have seen me trying to clip Isabella's Nails yesterday I had to wrap her in a sweatshirt like like she was swaddled I had to restrain her oh jeez and then I had to have my dog is 15 years old and she is this big yeah that big this thin um um and she like crazy eyes but when someone touches her paws she has an absolute meltdown so it took two of us trying to just lovingly clip those Nails because I could hear her tap dancing we're downstairs in the studio and I can hear her click click click click click click click and I always know it's time to clip those nails and it's such a process like I I have to like take a swig of whiskey for me not her and like get in there and like okay we're this is for your good not mine we have to do this mommy loves you so Daddy loves you oh my God it's so awful is anybody else go through this with their pets that is just like it's traumatic for me I can't I can't even bring her to somebody else because she'll bite them and she's so old and crotchety yeah I know she is she is old she she yeah she looks old um she said she looks like sometimes how I feel yeah right she's an outward rep representation of your inside thoughts I love that occasionally Colleen says I don't even try with Paco yeah some dogs you just can't even do it she's a wild beast just you just take them to someone you can pay to do that listen she's a tough old broad she doesn't like it she's not gonna mix words about it just get it done and have give me a treat and give me that piece of cheese afterwards and afterwards she's like thank you I'll take my piece of cheese she cheese I give her like this little tiny square piece of cheese off of a craft single it's like her favorite treat really sometimes I hide pills in there but oh occasionally I just give her to the piece of cheese just so it's like that thing that she knows she gets a little treat after all of the abuse she's endured okay from Mommy oh my God this much of a craft single the cheese tax that's what it is what's up Kim Orlando how are you today uh Nate said did you see the Patriots won and beat first overall pick Caleb Williams yes the Bears I never liked C Caleb Williams as a first round pick anyway so I'm not surprised he he was not my first choice not that there's anything wrong with this but last season and Nate probably remembers the game they lost the game and he got up in the stands and put his head on his mother's shoulder and cried and I thought that's not a first round pick not that there's anything wrong with crying on your mother's shoulder or anything like that not being insensitive but that's not a first round pick for football listen they cry they still cry I my boy cried they lost to one one game and then they bumped their seed back and and my my son balled his eyes out they're still and he's grumpy about it I think they get so emotional okay I'll give you that I not that I love it but yes Stephanie cut the cheese H thanks Ricky that was original um Mash has got a B this Friday yep and they're nervous really they're good team they have two tight ends they play uh kind of like the Patriots used to with our two tight ends good and uh little play action and they've been like and Cody's like Mom I'm this is this is a tough defense for me it's a tough I'm gonna have a hard time with this offense too and I don't know what I'm gonna do I'm like you're gonna go out there and you're gonna play your best right that's what you're going to do you're a sophomore you know do your best for the seniors that are on this team and there are a lot of them yeah he did have an opportunity to play JV because he didn't start for varsity because a lot of the seniors came back from injury yeah on Saturday and so he got his chance he blocked a punt yay which I thought was hysterical very cool I said you get out there and you beat up on those middle schoolers you enjoy it he's like as big as LeBron James he's pumped for basketball season he's ready on to the next Ryan what's up tivy tivy is working really hard right now with uh yard cleanups for sure shout out to you uh if you want to drop your information if uh you're not totally booked I'm sure you are so I love you guys Laura I love your music show and I cannot wait to bring some of your tunes to here on Lemon Ado I added a hundred new songs to Lemon Ado yesterday you did I did did some clean up got rid of some old promos added some new ones found some Phantoms in the system thank you Ricky B for alerting me to a couple of them as well right um I don't know what I don't know and then sometimes things hide when you you know put something in rotation and then years later I was like oh that's where it was I'm looking to delete you and I couldn't find you you we still have to get the get the get the Jazz out of the Blues and the blues out of the Jazz that's a whole that's that's a can of worms that I'm gonna need you to sit there and and be over my shoulder for because every Saturday and Sunday morning want to go to the FL it's likeo it's a blue show D Harry James no there was some song that you played on Saturday morning and I was like what song is this this is hysterical and I'm trying Work doing something it was um uh enjoying two bugs in a roach yeah old hooker I was like wait what what what am I listening to on my radio station what is hang playing on this station right now two bugs in a roach by a hooker like what what is happening the Earl hooker not a hooker well he's a hooker is he not yes he is but it was a quick glance without my glasses at the radio dial and I was like what wh what what what's he doing now I know so it was enjoyable I do very much enjoy some of the tunes that you do add to us the wicked website was an interesting mistake I'd like to know who who guessed on the Doom seriously oh good for you it's nice to have lots of help I'm jealous we've got lots of help right now and that's really nice nice uh we've got Rachel that's going to be at shipwreck tonight with cliff and uh she's awesome and like super fun very engaged uh we've got um a new trivia that's happening at um new seab berry starts back up this week oh very nice so Robin will be out yeah we've got some fun people Luke has joined the staff as well so we've got some we've uh euthanized our staff could you think of another word please I like that it's a very much Michael word that I enjoy using it's not exactly sensitive you're not being sensitive to the older members of your staff euthanized with a why everyone oh okay being very specific here for that for sure oh I'm being discriminated against I'm suing there's nothing we've got nothing I know we're a nonprofit with nobody Hank we structured it this way shout out to our new tax accountant Crystal I'll pay you later today you're on board so I guess Elon did not like Dana carvey's impersonation of him on Saturday Night Live I thought it was kind of classy I watched the opening Bill Burr was very funny yes um he just went for the jugular El needs to just go away and he will you know you know what's going to happen he's got the money and you know what he's the biggest ta payer in the United States I'm not going to be mad at the guy thank you for your money thank you for your weird ideas yes it takes a weirdo to get stuff done sometimes right he and he and president-elect Trump or president Trump or whatever they'll have a falling out at some point because their egos are just too D corre so en like laugh about it now I don't care Dana Carvey doesn't care and God no you're still paying all your tax money so we'll take you thank you for the entertainment did we see that me Megan Fox is pregnant no we didn't and and why are we sh I feel like we get to a certain age and we should not make more babies oh like also I thought yeah I also thought that their relationship was on the Rocks this is their twin flames her and Machine Gun Kelly are having a baby together oh oh and they exchanged like blood vials of each other's DNA and their necklaces and whatnot um that she has four boys with Brian Austin in green she looks phenomenal no I'm not taking that away from her and yes you can have babies as much as you want as she can afford to pay for them that's fine just I'm questioning why she would want to have the babies I'm googleing and we're gonna find out Megan Fox right PR Megan Fox is pregnant see how she concealed it oh this from 2016 another pregnancy never mind that's with Brian Austin Green that's her ex-husband she's not married to machine gun tell they've been dating they were together they were in love they were twin flames they were drinking each other's blood that they broke up now they're back on the stuff I fall into when I watch I am like quicksand with the internet and a good celebrity gossip story I don't know what it is yep but I just get sucked right on in I don't know why it's not that great and I'm just here for it they're not like us none of them are like us well I thought that there was a cute story of this news anchor and I'm watching it and I'm like oh this is so cute he's talking about his engagement and this and that and the other thing from ABC News and then I see that his name is Will Reef I didn't realize it was Christopher Reeves son wow I did not know that either and I was like oh that it was even cuter to me for whatever reason it was just like nice and wholesome and this cute yeah cute little engagement you know no blood drinking no no Rand baby having sadly sadly neither his dad nor his mom are alive I know I know so I feel like America we are now part of Will Reeves life and we are we just adopted we we have adopted you and we are very excited for your upcoming NPS yay you uh what else is going on in your world right now you seemingly are very busy yes and I don't quite well we've been busy real estate wise yeah it's been it's been busy and it's the those who know these things say that uh January is going to be excuse me one of the better januaries we've had in a while okay that psychologically or whatever people are going to feel better about the economy even though statistically the economy is doing quite well right now but people aren't feeling it that they're going to feel better about it in January apparently and um things are things are really going to take off but we've been we've had we've had a good year and you know it's been it's been it's been great but we've still got I was at a a home inspection yesterday that went on like forever was it just something that was up or is it just a specific town I know every place has different regulations well here's here's what's interesting there are some major cities now um like Houston for example where it is cheaper to buy a house than pay rent oh well I feel like that that's for everybody that it's that it's really starting to be like if your credit is decent enough and you can buy I would buy just because the rent around here is ridiculous right right and that's what people have again statistically that the numbers are that I don't know how many gajillion people actually can afford to buy a house because because of the money and savings and and um you know what they what they might have in equity and everything and because rents are getting so high now that you can you can pay a mortgage yeah I have two of my friends right now if anybody is looking for a place to live both in Mash B have open rooms right now for rent so I know that that's always a situation that we find ourselves in this time of year where you're like these are both yearr round uh so if you're looking for something just get in touch with me and I'll put you in touch with these two humans that are looking to rent their rooms because I know it's crazy I had another friend of mine that was like oh this whole house is for rent stuff I know that you run into people all the time and places and she was like yeah it's just $3,200 I'm like are you kidding me me like and it would set it so normal like this was just a regular amount of money and I was like that is Crazy Town that's a mortgage payment that's less than a mortgage payment that's more than a mortgage payment that's more than myage more than a mortgage payment I said that backwards that's like double my mortgage payment at this I was like that's insane oh yeah more than so yeah it's it's yeah see and that's that's what people got to start to understand right and then for those people who do want to rent that eventually is going to drive rents down yeah but just get your credit together that's only that I can say to you so that you can get yourself out of the rut of renting at this point in time it's just so difficult I mean speaking about looking for places to live people are still looking for places to live in Florida that were hit by um the two tropical storms I heard there's another storm coming yes there's another one potentially coming um either this weekend or or next week they're not sure which which way it's going to break I guess it's got three different options but one of them it could it could again I think hit the West Coast again great sorry Florida and they and they still they're not through cleaning up from the last two yeah although at at Clearwater Beach that we're familiar with some of the or many of the restaurants um along the beach are finally opening and the hotels are finally putting themselves back together again um but boy on those sound like Humpty Dumpty yeah boy on those County pages when when you know someone you know who's on vacation writes and complaints about you love your toy Pages not being right the local scope Circo get a shovel and help us that's the best place to find any pot Ridiculousness if you ever just want to go and get lost into some amount of stuff that has nothing to do with you and just just scroll and read head to your local Towny page you'll find something entertaining it's now like and say thank God that's cist that's not me I saw an interesting thing on on sandwich news if I can get back to where I need to be um well we were talking about um the SNL uh with Bill Burr and they did a skit on baldman and I did want to talk about this because Danny deito breaks the top 10 of world's sexiest bald men for 2024 Danny DeVito is a National Treasure I'm so excited to see him over here I know he he's a hoot right is is he and um did they get back together again Rita Perman yeah I know they keep it very quiet his relationship with her has always been kind of dis quiet in the background yeah but I thought they were getting a divorce at some point I know but I never heard anything more about it I'm just more concerned with him being on the list by the way Matilda's daddy is a zatty I don't like any part of that DeVito 79 secures number six slot on the top 10 world's sexiest most betable baly guys while musclebound Vin Diesel rounds out the list at number 10 yeah Samuel L Jackson number seven Stanley Tucci number nine Prince William mhm the Rock sha Kelly Slater Terry Cruz Danny DeVito Samuel L Jackson the um Henry Stanley Tucci and Vin Diesel you know everybody loves Stanley Tucci what's not to like about Stanley Tucci I like his little cooking show The Little Italian cooking show true but that's not on anymore it's it's not on the where was it was on CNN right I I have no idea what network anything is on anymore was ONN raise your hand if you know what Network Anything is on or it's on an app and I can't find things I haven't even watched the new Yellowstone cuz I think it's on Paramount but I can't find it and I've got the old Paramount that's stuck so I can't get the new Paramount to play that I'm just it's a mess I need to just can we consolidate again can we just have one thing we all have to spread out and do our own thing and now I can't find anything oh we'll get there again now I got to Google it all it just go it just goes it just goes round and round go back in it's like an accordion of finding things I can't stand it oh yeah what's up Natalia how are you oh Denise I will send you over that Santa promo I promise I'll send that to you today Terry Cruz is awfully cute I absolutely have always loved him ever since that blending movie with Adam Sandler I've adored Terry Cruz and then he was Everybody Hates Chris he was the Dad Chris Rock's fake dad right isn't he the host of yeah there was a singing competition like lip sync battle or whatever it was who's the host of M singer is that him no no what's host of I don't know help too many shows white chicks that was a ter was oh no no no my gosh many shows that nobody watches I know I know um we have so many events that uh my brain is going to explode if you would like to share your events because we've got so many talented musicians so many people doing cool things gigs Galore please share them events on Cap Cod is our group on Facebook we're like nine and a half thousand people that are in this group and we've got so many great shares we'd love for more whether it's a small party whether it's a get together that you want people to know about that's going on in your town please share if you look to join however and you haven't posted in three years watch out for this one if you haven't posted on your Facebook page in three years you ain't getting on because that says to me what he's the tough one uh Cindy says you've got an event a Christmas sipin shop December 5th make sure that everybody knows the details on that one Cindy and post your little canva or whatever it is so that we can see what is happening at your event this is the time of year when people are out and about it's like a little bit magical on the cape yeah yeah you know what I did on Friday was on the lunch break my second hour I just picked stuff up from that web I mean that that Facebook page that's what I just talked about this is going on that's going on it's going on the easiest hour I think I've ever done I had you know hardly any research to do hardly anything to do what's going on bang bang bang I'm done well that's what it's supposed to be a collective a collaborative uh we've got another ice skating night that we're teaming up with Wildwater Collective to do and it's just like a fun sober skate right after Christmas you want to get out there and and just ice skate a little bit I DJ I'm just playing the music for you to just roll around the Charles Arena and I enjoy watching it because if you got me on ice skates I'd break something I used I used to ice skate at the MDC rink a in Brighton I can't I can't do it anymore that was the when we were at seventh eth grade that was where our parents would drop us off and we'd ice skate around holding girls hands the four forms of activities that we had we I had Bobby's roll away yes you did yep y now we we had the MDC ice skating we yeah right it was really cool a really neat thing and and I don't even know if there are any anymore speaking of roller skating we have got Cape Cod roller derby they are looking for a home they are going to be doing a little demo at our clam jam coming up this Sunday roller derby roller derby so they're going to assemble like a little small skating area oh my goodness and um just you know talk to people about roller skating and bringing we need a roller skating rank I think it would just be Gang Busters yeah because there there are a lot of people who do it and who are interested I would still do it I'll fall I will break something but I will still do it that I will do I skating not so much I could see you doing roller derby yeah right the Beast look out here comes Steph just slow and steady knocking people out of my way right with a big smile on my face that's right probably lose a tooth my first time out there classy I look like one of the AI mug shots my husband's been making of me while uh oh you've got to get those you've got to share those somewhere no they are they are so bad and I'll talk to Cliff I'll talk to cliff hang on folks I'm gonna talk to Cliff just shoot him a text he'll send him to you just just watch the lemonade.com page when I get them you're gonna get them oh my gosh um ways to connect with you on your show this week what do we got coming up um well Thursday of course we'll be talking about the uh top movies of the week because Thursday is date night Friday we'll be talking about things to do over the uh over the weekend so lots of fun stuff and good music I love all of our tunes right now if you want to do a show get a hold of Hank Hank at lemon ado.com and uh he'll get you situated as we roll into 2025 right we Steph and I have to like schedule a real honest to God we're gonna slap a coat of paint on Lemon Ado big person big person meeting like we're adults and and just get everything all set and ready to go in um in January I love it and I'm looking forward to it too thank you for connecting with us here today tomorrow on the show we've got AJ he's got a new comedi that is coming to knockabout and if you're looking for something fun and funny to do they've always got something going over at knockabout somebody who's a fairly um I want say famous fairly well-known comedian a woman is going to be at knockabout Janelle because I've seen I've seen some of her Clips yeah she's pretty funny yeah well apparently she got called up to do a big big time gig oh really oh so she's not coming so we got left of the Dust oh all right that's okay though because she's doing this whole little promo saying oh I love the cape and can't wait to go to knockout and love you guys and we'll eventually have her um I just don't think that that she's G to be making this particular show just because she got the call for for a national gig and I mean when you get the call you get the call you gota make you got to make those moves yep not everybody can be a Ryan C Crest no how does he do that I don't know but I'm working on it it's like me right now 47 that's what Sarah was like you are SE of cap God all the years all the years that Pat seek did Wheel no no all the years that Pat SE did Wheel he always had a little card that had I don't know the letters or whatever in front of him yeah he has nothing yeah he doesn't need that he doesn't need that that's years that's years of wrote practice how many hours does it take 10,000 hours yeah but Pat sack did the show forever and he still needed a q card and Ryan just kind of stands there like this yeah okay I know how many letters are in this word and I know what ones they are really you do maybe he has teleprompter yeah would the contestants see them though I don't well it's not in the camera shot I guarantee you there is another way that he is doing it without holding the Q cards you're Pro I mean that's what I've been thinking except then I started to think okay how can they have something somewhere for him that it can't be seen by because he's a vampire well that's true that's true is That's the Way It Is connect with us lemon ado.com you can find us on Roku TV Alexa play lemon Ado radio whatever it is that you're doing this week we hope you're doing it with a little Gusto and some fun thank you very much for joining us today lunch break with Hank is coming up and we'll talk to you later everyone have a great day see you later kids bye I he is a vampire he is super human yeah I want whatever it is he's having I don't know give it to me he's drinking somebody's blood