Hank & Stephanie

what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really suck at Club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual a proud of it what's up my Darth Vader friend hey good morning good morning boys and girls how are you how are you oh it's that time oh my gosh I can I can sort of see you except for the Niagara Falls it's pouring out of my eyes every now and then this is the problem with when it's so nice out it could not have been nicer yesterday and it's gorgeous this morning I threw everything down probably around one or two yesterday and said to myus hband you want to go just take a walk so we drove up to the assumi um the ottobon area right and just walked around very nice ingesting all the pollen meanwhile he was bedridden on Friday because he couldn't even be outside he's like I can't breathe I'm like you might as well just go dowe yourself in it right get out there rub it all over your face it's gonna be involved with you anyway if you've not been outside the pollening is happening on the newscast this morning when they're when they're showing the pollen count you know it's like this and there's like this much space left at the top of the graph today tomorrow the day after that it's like oh my goodness it's definitely affecting people and people that have never been affected by seasonal allergies are really not happy at this point in time so sorry and at The Villages they've been doing landscaping oh and they're just they're just dusting it up they're just blowing everything like a witch's cauldron right warming up the Brew over here we're getting it ready y nice weather cue the pollen it's what's happening but it but it's better than what we had I would take this over the the rain and the that we've had for the last couple the crud oh the crud that is Cape Cod in the spring it's brutal sometimes it is it is we love it here but and now it's baseball season things are happening yep Red Sox are winning kind of you got your little green jacket guys over the weekend oh yeah that was cool I I I really like Scotty Sheffer um he's a he's a very lowkey guy he a great player oh my God uh number one in the world he's doing things that only like Tiger Woods and I forget who else maybe Jack Nicholas or Ben Hogan or he popped up I did see him on the course correct who Tiger Tiger yeah tiger did TIG tiger made the cut but by Sunday tiger was so far out of it he played I don't know early in the morning um but if you watched it he looked awful he was having trouble um bending over to get the ball out of the cup because in the Pro game you've got to take the ball out of the cup yourself oh you're your your caddy can't and I mean he he he was a mess I mean God God bless him for for wanting to play and for trying to tough it out but maybe he should just wait for the Senor tour good morning Rich joining us from the dentist I feel special oh wow hey I'm happy to be Dental entertainment Sarah good morning Mary that's a great way to start the day Rich I'm going to the dentist at quarter of eight yeah but with us I mean well that's true we even make dentists happy look at us good morning Megan hey Emily Emily had a marathon day yesterday here at the office she had like an eight hour day I felt so bad for her how was the Babe oh awesome you know just screaming I love listening to that baby scream because a it's not mine but B also this there are different scream all day long like one's just like I want attention um hi it's me why is no one listening to me oh this is how my voice works right hear it all day long and it just makes me laugh I'm hungry it it really doesn't bother me at all dier 100% like all day but I'm so used to it I feel like Emily you're very lucky the fact that I I actually enjoy it weirdly it's not my problem right because your children don't do it anymore no they just eat tops of soda cans and go to ER oh my god do you want to explain that to people who who were not following what was going on over the weekend my son got one of those Arizona cans and opened up the top right and it dropped in okay so it happens so he's gaming he's playing with his friend he's got his buddy over and they're all idiots and we thought it was like a Tik Tock challenge like what stupid thing did you do no we forgot it was in there and took a big Swig of it and then was like when he felt it oh boy and then then he got worried he's my worry Ward about everything he actually is like the rule follower he's he's the one that gets nervous about things so then immediately freaked out and then uh you know I was like well maybe we'll just make him get it out and uh and my husband I was like tell him to drink a bunch of water and we'll just make him try and you know throw up or whatever and my husband's like I'll G get I I'm like let me just call the pediatrician before we start doing things to the poor kid right and they're like no no he needs to be it could be hooked on as esophagus we got to get him in here and I'm like are you kidding me and then my son's like I feel fine Mom I'm fine yeah well I know good morning Nate hey Michael Anthony I got your little cup Bella Luxury travel everyone I wore your T-shirt yesterday when we went swimming Mariana and I went swimming at the pool we were twins yesterday CU I wore it yesterday we and we didn't know it on my little walk all around the uh the Autobon Society walking around with my Bella Luxury travel very comfortable shirts thank you very much and uh looking forward to riding away with you in June when we go away I cannot wait to go away it's just been a long spring already and it just started yes well we're just into a lot of projects here at lemon Ado as I digress and get sidetracked into other things we were talking about Cody just just so people will know he's okay yeah he's well we'll see we're following back with a pediatrician because what they did find was while they were doing all of the Imaging that they sent to Children's in EN llarge spleen so now I'm like great so she's like no no contact Sports no this that I'm like Oh my he plays football well not right now that's for sure so he was going to go to a little camp this weekend the lineman camp and I'm like well that's out so yep so much for our April vacation plans have been a little bit dashed until we get this dealt with and it could be something as dumb as a viral infection it could just be pollen you know what I mean it could just be something but it also could be something serious so that's I hate when you go to the doctor and then all of a sudden they find stuff that they start digging and then usually it's nothing but also it's like you don't need that extra level of stress and panic right parents we don't need this no but if they don't go digging I know I know I know which brings us to OJ I know that's a bad segue but can we talk about OJ for a minute we can talk about OJ OJ I'm gonna go on a rant now we're both cancer survivors as you guys know OJ died after a quote unquote battle with prostate cancer I had prostate cancer boys and girls it was taken care of I'm fine I'm healthy it was no big deal because my doctor and the other doctors that were working with her caught it very early no one dies from prostate cancer guys get the Flippin test go get your poking and you're proding and you're blood taken not that much right it's a blood test they do the weird stuff when they think they find something do you think he was just like me I'm GNA go I don't know but do I mean I know you get to a certain age when they say kind of jokingly well something else is going to kill you first right but you don't have to help it along because what happens is it it it goes from your prostate someplace else and it's the someplace else that that gets you and you don't need to give it any help you know don't just I know 76 is like the average lifespan but also I'm like I still feel like it's not not time no no it's not time it's not time it's not time for someone who has a birthday next week 76 is not time but Emily said it's like going to get your car worked on and then they say and this is all needing work it 100% is it 100% is tomorrow's a big day got a nice interview cooking up with Patriots radio broadcaster Bob SOI good for you Nate good for you excellent Bob SOI is a good guy I've heard what's up Dave thanks for joining us on the show and hey Mary hope you're doing well I'm always checking in on you on social media I hope you're doing all right thinking of you miss Mari slept in her Michael Bella Bella Luxury travel shirt yesterday oh she did you're here you're there you're everywhere Michael absolutely I know not at all doctors just go do it maray said and you're right right I just looked online I always check what the news is on the C it's like one of those things where I don't want to watch it but so I'll check into it every once in a while just to see what's going on Story number one spring construction projects May thwart beachgoers really why is that news it's not it's not so this week they just shut off our road to leave our house I I think it was last Tuesday that you were here and all of a sudden they were just like we don't use this road anymore get on the dirt road and I was like okay and then they just proceeded to leave some sort of construction gear on the side of the road with all the little flags and all the little things but now it's just not being worked on so I don't know how long that's going to sit my husband's like you wait they'll wait until July Fourth weekend to throw that thing oh yeah oh yeah why what is the wait that wait till the fair starts or something of theow absolutely when is it the most busy time let's do it then let's do it then right seriously I can't deal with it so I didn't watch any I watch little bits of the Masters here and there I everything everybody was up in arms with the menu because the menu of the Masters never really changes and it always usually stays the same I didn't catch that it's just like little sandwiches and drinks and stuff like that but it's all like three4 oh yeah like nothing they don't change the price uhhuh no no it's been yeah but it's also like Basic Foods right there not trying to mess with it so then you saw people mocking it m and making up their own fake cheat menus just being silly like that um it's the one time a year that I'm like oh I lived there oh they made me clean up trash there that's nice goodbye nice but I watched it more than I usually did this year and I realized I know no one on the tour anymore half of those people I've never seen before I'm like okay yeah well a while a lot of the guys who were who were in contention were um you know first time or um you know relatively new good even even Scotty Sheffer the number one player in the world I think he's only been out there four years maybe I like that and his wife C catch this I don't know if he actually would have done it but it sounded good to say it his wife is expecting and he said that if he got a call that she was going into labor he was withdrawing from the tournament oh I mean that's very sweet but seriously you're leading the flipping Masters your wife is going into labor uh honey it's a game let me finish this okay I'll be right there it's a game you better go Jam St better go buddy right and his wife isn't a blonde either believe it or not I know they all seemingly are blondes oh yeah they're all blondes I don't get it well well last time I saw a picture of him and his wife she wasn't blonde she may be blonde now because they all become blondes that's what the tour does to them yep yep they all become blondes keeping up with the Joneses yep uh what else was going on first weekend of Coachella hit that was uh I saw that some artist that was expected to be there they sent an AI robot instead I was like how good is that though wow I'm kind of excited for that technology when I don't want to go somewhere I could just send AI Stephanie who was it I don't know it was some artist that I've never heard of and it everyone was up in arms apparently wasn't promised that they were going to be there anyway oh okay who cares it's Coachella it was one of those things that I really wanted to go it was on my bucket list I had tickets to go and then pandemic so and now it's like what now I'm like whatever Will Smith showed up to do Men In Black I I didn't think we were ever gonna see Will Smith ever again well he's creeping into places yeah hi it's me Will Smith you still hate me right you still mad at me can we be friends yeah well I'll go back and do the dumb movies I always did will you will you still be friends with me right am I am I still married to my wife or not or she still married to me I guess is the is the larger question right Don I hope you had a nice birthday I heard you got a new gig very exciting and she said we didn't miss anything at all so that's good to know okay good no I'm not GNA plan a trip to Coachella remember last time my my hopes and dreams were dashed and I didn't get my Beyonce in good morning Miss Eva thanks for joining us hey Eva someone has a question on social media this morning $25,000 or lunch with Beyonce $25,000 of course what is she gonna tell me what are we even going to talk about I'm so awkward in real life I don't even know what to do with people sometimes I'm just like hi like this is just us chatting I think people forget sometimes that we're just like in a small room it's not in a b a bunch of people in a crowd small padded and right I get nervous in like big crowds like that and I'm so awkward especially with people that I know are celebrities or just I don't know what to say to them but but you're a celebrity they're not real people to me so I don't know what to say all right you but you have to but you have to remember you're not a real person to some people as well true true that's fair because you're you're a celebrity around here Stephanie in the morning everybody goes so you're not real find also weird but it does it does occur occasionally right right Gloria give me the money exactly oh right I have no I'm sure she's very interesting sure she's very bright um but give me the money give me the money I got a kid going to college and we still don't even have financial aid determination yet no F info yet oh my Lord no I mean they colleges are wanting like commitments I don't know how any of you parents are committing to universities where we have zero dollars maybe you got a full ride Maybe got a scholarship I I don't know all I know is I have no idea where she's she's like pretty firmly I want to go to Salem State but I mean right we're what's the financial aid here yeah yeah I can't just be like yeah that's where you're going no so when is it going to be like corrected or fixed or whatever I have no idea oh my I was blessed that we got our taxes in I was like hovering on Cliff I'm like is that how we doing where are we where are we with all this do you need receipts I have shoe box say get that away from me like what else do we need what else do we need he finally got it in last week where I was sweating and then he was on the phone yesterday with my 23-year-old who lived in three states oh trying to help her yeah oh boy he's like um it's Sunday night taxes are due tomorrow like what file an extension honey and we'll and we'll and we'll work on she doesn't know how to do that she's 23 I mean it's really basic other than the fact that she's in three states that was the sucko part of that one right I said at least file your Feds right you can file your Feds and fight it out with the states later and when they owe you money they're really not going to fight with you anyway and you know what is their return going to be a few hundred bucks yeah I'm gonna saying chances are she's only GNA be getting a little money back exactly they definitely give Grace when it's when it's kids like that and you know they're getting money back it wasn't like she was rolling raking in the dough when with all of her gambling winnings and whatnot she's good Don did hers yesterday good morning Tara Amina congratulations on passing her test she had a big food test that she had to take yesterday oh really well because there are our pickle people Cap Cod pickles oh yes and so um they're going for a bigger license to be able to serve these more off in more places right and you have to take the food certification but it's like times and temps on all the foods like basically they're not even cooking anything they're just making pickles they're pickling but they still have to pass that same certification as if they're they're doing all of the things oh okay so yeah kind of stressful a little bit for her yesterday and you get your certificate yesterday I did that you showed me before we before we started look at us I'm just looking to see what oh hey I'm very excited about it yep we're doing things in Mash B and good morning Tara I had to be sure it was you before I said good morning oh you could still say good morning Tara good morning Tara but we know each other uh and Lynn hello thank you okay because I can't see what she sees so we've been talking about food for a long time and Lynn is like the person that you eat with your eyes on Cape Cod D home and anywhere else ly berson yeah unbelievable wow right yep she you are just magical with whatever it is she's like I just whip this up with stuff in my fridge and I'm like how and she'll make it look pretty just for one if it's just me I'll eat it out of the damn pan right of course last night was very funny because we had trivia very busy night at trivia we got trivia again tonight at Shipwrecked if you'd like to join us little bit later we've got another new music Bingo that just popped up off Cape yeah uh Kristen our our fabulous nurse SL host is hosting over at Bailey's are those pictures of her that she's posting what do you mean well they they they look like they look like model shots she's she's like she looks like a model she's beautiful uh we used to work together she was my bartender at back at the steakhous years and years ago she's gone on to become a nurse now she's a concierge nurse and a contract nurse okay so she owns a house in Florida in the Tampa area and then has a house up here okay and so she'll bought back and forth and she's you know I'm she's highp speed but very bored all the time she's like if I'm not currently working I need stuff to do okay so she said she would host for us when she's bopping around so she picked up a gig with us over at Bailey's she rallied the troops and they'll be over there doing music Bingo for the first time at Bailey's tonight uh Bailey Seafood very good surf and turf R and weham go see them right on the Cranberry Highway 6 to8 tonight no I saw the picture and I thought gee this this looks like a stock photo she yes she's that cute it's not a stock photo then I think there's another one where she's just smoking or something whatever I think she was faking oh faking oh really oh my gosh I absolutely love her and she swears like a trucker she's she's got she's so she's just funny she's fun and funny and good-looking she's like the fullon total package and she's single Yeah by choice oh okay she's good no one's good enough for her oh okay but not but it's not a snarky thing she's just over it she's kissed a lot of frogs I djed her for wedding it's fine she's good she's gonna kill me been there done that not gonna do it again okay Chris it's like I worked for you for five seconds right damn it Stephanie stop it shut your mouth stop telling my stories I know good morning Lyn Caitlyn Clark was the number one overall draft for the Indiana Fever and Angel Reese is heading to the Chicago Sky yes that was cool I watched it last night the sound quality was God awful yeah rude do more with women's sports please can we just invest in a little bit like the sound quality of things oh I mean it was cool it was on ESPN it was cool it got all the coverage but the sound it was it was it was scratchy clearly it wasn't the A Team AV team like that that bothers me like that is something that you are a News Network you can deal with a little bit of sound and I don't know where else they would have been yeah speaking about the at Team The A Team was not on the job for the Billy Joel concert live concert speaking of Av um because um due to an engineering mistake um the Billy Joel concert was cut short two minutes before he was through singing Piano Man when it was live that's like a big GFF yeah so it's going to be rebroadcast in its totality on Thursday night I believe um the east coast and the and the Midwest um did not lost the two minutes by the time they got to the you know P was ready to Riot he wanted that third verse of Piano Man the song was not over you just left everybody hanging my favorite song is Italian restaurant it's really one of the better on and when I saw him interviewed on uh maybe Jimmy Fallon and he was asked about his favorite songs that like weren't hits or anything yeah and that's the one that he said is his absolute favorite song yeah it's Italian restaurant I I sometimes we'll play that for trivia yeah bottle of red bottle of white everyone writes that one down no remember it's Ste Italian restaurant right never that and it always makes me think of my father-in-law's restaurant so that's why it you know he had sits home with me he had a essentially an Italian restaurant that's home to me also yeah it is actually that was the place that everybody went it was your cheers oh it was it was they used to I'm sure we've told this story before my father-in-law restaurant in in adoro J Mars around the holidays he used to have to hire police details to manage the traffic also because it was like on that weird corner like it's just a bad area in which everybody could access it so like there's real no parking at it you had to be across the street next to it whatever oh it was crazy people crossing the street it you need Poli and I remember Mari being pregnant working on you know on the holiday and she's you know and she's starting to show and everything else and she's trying to get around and and people are like everywhere and everybody wants to touch you that's right don't touch pregnant ladies please I saw a poor one the other day and some lady was like oh and she walked right up to her and put her hands on her and I was like lady I just looked at the ground and walked away pregnant people I don't know I don't know what the what the deal is but just don't touch people right if you don't know them don't touch them no this is a postco society keep your damn hands to yourself yeah it was kind of one of those oh honey things and Nate said and also he forgot the fries on the way home you're never out living this you're never out living this Nate you know that story too he hasn't forgotten what's up Sue my God nobody has forgotten I just saw your puppy photos I guess you got the cover of what was it cap and Islands magazine I forget which one it was she's such an amazing photographer and she does pet photos she really just shines when it comes to it sue Unleashed and she does such a great job so if you're looking for portraits or any sort of great upscale photo of your pets go see Sue Unleashed and she will make it happen and she just Glam glamour shots for your animals did you have her knockout one time I did yeah and those Valentine's photos are some of my favorite that was back before Bella's eyes got all really weird and milky so we're not taking any more pictures of Bella apparently she's fine just from the left side just get her from the left side okay she's been loving this weather she my daughter our friend Diana gave her this like little Papoose thing yeah so Lily just puts the dog in the papoose and goes out and does her little gardening I noticed Lily is going gang busters yeah she's been doing a really good job out there she's got teas she's planting uh well you know she graduates in what a month not even something like that yeah tomorrow tomorrow is her last um tomorrow will be one month for her last day of school wow I know is she still going every day yeah she's mostly going you know school vacation week this week but right the excuses are just getting really ridiculous but we do have a play we have our final play High School Musical it's happening and of course it's the weekend that I have axe Unleashed hell on myself of course I have I think six gigs wow it's cool I just found I I found another person to help me out yesterday so we're always adding to the staff here if you want to volunteer with a farmers market if you want to host a music Bingo or a trivia come get trained up and we'll send you off we'll release you we've got lots of requests and I love to fill them all I really do because I love our program that we've developed here at lemon Ado where really doing a good job of um just getting out there and getting into the community I had a really nice interview yesterday with the the Enterprise and just talking about like so it's funny when you talk about your business to somebody who's not familiar with anything that you do or who you are so it's like like trying to work on explaining things from this I was like let's take it from the top right cuz it's a lot it's a lot yeah it's been a lot over the last two years it's been a lot over the four years that lemon Ado has been around where do you want to jump in right so we're getting there and it is a beautiful day outside and it's a great day for a pet session is Right Sue Unleashed everybody also another E for all person ah very good you know I was getting messages on my LinkedIn congratulations on your work anniversary and I'm what the heck and I went and I looked it's here two years two years unbelievable yeah y we love them two years this month everybody give Hank a congratulations two years of putting up with me we still laugh yes yes yes most of the days yes what's up P every now and then there's a day we like five minutes or seven I'm heading out the door and I see a text no show today Tuesday no not I've been really good on Tuesday Tuesday Thursday is a bit of a crapshoot Thursdays I don't even know what day I am and by that I'm so deep in the week and in the weeds until I get a little bit more help we're we're we're gonna fly like this this is how it goes but we just got all of our nonprofit paperwork lemonade Co is going along Hank's gonna be joining the board and taking over this lemon Ado we'll see with all of his free time right now I am news flash I'm doing this pay pay yourself whatever you want okay here you go get it done Hank oh it's a nonprofit no nobody gets paid at a nonprofit trust me I've worked at nonprofit oh my God half of my life but sure I'll do it I just really appreciate all the work that you do here and constantly you're just working all the time real estate is crazy right now real estate is the spring nutso right now it really really is I just read something somewhere that they're talking about a big interest rate drop I don't know if that's real or not but the interest rates this week have kind of crept up a bit yeah but there's still at like 6% and it's expected they're going to stay there for for a while and then they'll get to the fives eventually yeah but I've I've got to share this on our um um on our on our web page I saw somebody today or yesterday they did a comparison of if you waited for the weight if you waited for the rate to drop you know same house the 6% rate this price would be this much mortgage a 5% rate but the price of the house goes up the mortgage is more expensive right and and that's what we've got to get people to understand you're not helping yourself at this point by either way you're gonna probably pay the same it's just one interest yeah yeah you're probably pay more the the the um the longer you wait there are more people showing up at open houses now um the general feeling is that people have finally decided okay it's going to be 6% it's never going to be three yeah maybe maybe four probably not and you know the the story that I use all the time is the you know the the family with a two-bedroom one bath you know house that they bought when it was you know the the couple and one child and now there's three you can only live there for so long folks and there you know only so long that you can justify putting up with B before you've got to do something I love that Mari date the rate marry the house there you go all you need to know about home shopping go see Hank and Mari what's up Rick hey Susan thank you for joining us Nate just asked what's the best five markets to live in right now where is it the cheapest to live oh I have a story about where it's not the cheapest to live the seven most expensive places to live in America really well New York of course Honolulu Hawaii San Francisco California San Jose California Los Ang California Washington DC Orange County California where you currently are Don right that all makees sense I've got a I've got a map somewhere oh and I can't find it of course because I want to see it right now of the average home price in every state and there are some states where the average home price is $325,000 is that South Dakota yeah so it's kind of like a trade-off folks you know I don't know some days I think I could live with this sticks I would love this and then you know I don't get Wi-Fi and then I'm like forget that right right we have a I have a romantic ideation of living that way in somewhere as Ville Alaska but then you know I spend five minutes with my husband and I'm like no we're good we gota go yep no we have a we have a friend who's a very we have a friend who's a very successful realtor in um in Kentucky and we we see her videos and and her promotional stuff and Amanda does these wonderful videos and the houses are gorgeous yeah and they're $450,000 yeah and we go oh my God that' be 800 or 900 here with all due respect it's Kentucky right it's like mosquito Ville Alabama like I no no right and it's got an acre of land and a giant crocodile in your backyard but like no no not gonna do it you know I think Madison Kentucky and Ro Kentucky or I and I'm sure it's lovely abely wonderful but I just don't know if I could ever do that yo mama my mama put her house on the market I don't know if it's who knows if it's sold already I don't know where where her whereabouts are the one in San Diego yeah okay yep so where is oh she's back with the yeah she's in Arizona ex- husbandboyfriend I'm just playing games with your mind right guy yeah he likes it apparently okay whatever that's their business I'm like I just can't I have nothing I have nothing to process up here anymore with it but Rick you could have her she's single H you want her oh it's so she can move closer to me I've been waiting for you golden Bachelor what happened there he wouldn't move in is that what it was or she would leave she wouldn't leave you knew she wasn't going to leave you saw her garden I blame this on the producers I blame this on the netw rtb actually made me spit my my coffee out yesterday when I got the text message from him I he has to warn me before that like y take a minute swallow whatever it is that you're drinking right now and then look at the rest of this he's like I guess nobody lik Teresa's Bone Dance and I was like oh I mean if if oh if he was going to not move in with somebody he should have picked faith I mean because she couldn't leave her kids in her dead horse I mean and at least that was upfront and they could have and they could mean I was rooting for Faith all along not that I watched the show of course um never he never saw that I never saw it um but yet I I gotta I I gotta say this is the fault of the network and the producers because they knew this yeah and they let it go forward well I don't know I I feel like you just get set in your ways I feel like if you're single and you had that one love of your life and you're of a certain age you get set in your ways like you want company you don't you don't want to be alone but you also you're not like ready to throw away your life and go move somewhere and they were very far apart as their yeah geographical locations and their Lifestyles like that is something to have to manage I think the mistake was having the wedding I don't that well that's just TV trying to capitalize on because so many times on the on the Bachelor of the or The Bachelorette I mean they don't have the wedding and you hear within six months or so or a year that they've broken up okay that's fine it didn't work out but it was the it it was the wedding that really kind of put them into that position but again the the networks in the producers well and they didn't want to be away from the grandkids and Mari said they were in the spotlight for a solid three months so once that war off it's like okay now I want to go live my life again and Mari said not that Hank watches it good morning Lauren no I don't watch thank you for joining us I sent a new in um interview your way she just was interviewed by shout out La great little story about Lauren and all that she does over at ois oh cool excellent she is jamming with birthday parties right now and activities I love your programming I love you and uh we love our eforall girls Lily got accepted to the eforall page pitch she did she did for for U the pitch competition that is coming up at the end um um what's her name her character there yes lady laroo lady laroo lady laroo is going to be pitching eforall so I will send out the date I need to rally the troops because at least if she can win audience favorite no I'm kidding I'm gonna let her do it all on her own and I'm really excited she's been working on her her no no you're not I I I'm trying I'm trying okay but you're not I know no but I'm trying I'm trying to allow her to craft this up completely by herself I really am ish if you are not your best self I feel as if you're I would be doing not my motherly job if I didn't give my opinion right and of course Steph has no opinions I'm trying yeah I'm really trying to be mindful and also I want this to just be her and not me well it can be her and you can help I'm working on it I mean you're a professional doing this kind of stuff sort sort of right the professional entrepreneur what the hell am I doing I don't know I'm doing as rtb says I'm just doing she's over there doing doing right all right so what does your what does your coffee say about you oh hey this is this is pretty cool I found this um the other day I'm empty more about coffee and what your what your coffee is says a lot about you so so how do you like your coffee I like my coffee hot with a little bit of milk uh let's see if you like a coffee black no it doesn't have no doesn't have that one um sounds about right yeah it has it has limited limited coffee it does have if you like your iced coffee all year long either you live in Florida or you live in the North mhm and you enjoy ice coffee when they Stow in the ground M you are highly impractical which can be traced to your LoveHate relationship you had with your father I had a wonderful relationship with my father it has nothing to do with why I drink coffee ice coffee every day um you know even even when your bank account is running dangerously low you would rather pay for an ice coffee at your favorite coffee shop that's my husband though to your credit you're an excellent Tipper I'm a crazy stupid Tipper okay yeah at the drive-thru yep you guys are all about the same you know I'm like keep the change and here's another dollar bill oh that's a nice guy right but they remember me when I come through yeah and when I miss order they tell me are you sure you want that this morning that's not what you usually get oh oh that's right I don't usually get that do I yeah that's okay oh yeah know they're cute what if it's just black coffee what does it say about you um if you like a coffee black admitted a little part of of you dies inside when the person in front of you orders a mocha oh here we go behind your judging this though it's clear you're just overcompensating from debilitating self-doubt and indecision I need this we need to post this well limiting your choices in life can provide you a sense of common stability we are here for a good time not a long time okay that so rtb though have some fun will you right I Like It Black Coffee drinkers he likes his coffee with cream sugar what does that say about it um um it doesn't does it's it it's kind of selective it's if you like it coffee with soy milk coffee with milk and it's coffee black it doesn't have a lot of different options but it was the it was the ice ice coffee thing that first caught my attention that was it you know and how it had something to do with my father and it's just no but he it addressed him so that's all that happen right it was all about me this isn't Stephanie in the morning it's Hank in the morning um speaking of all about me what what was the um situation yesterday with the wardrobe malfunction and Katy Perry yeah Katy Perry kind of had a wardrobe malfunction last night on American Idol um who's watching American Idol Mari okay and and I walked into the room and there was um one of the contestants singing um I've Got a Spell on You oh you know the really crazy kind of like like um um uh oh who the Hocus Pocus one who's saying fire um Arthur Fire I mean the real crazy version of I gotta spell on you okay and everybody's standing up and I just happen to be walking by the TV and and I see Katie Perry go like this and was clapping and goes like this okay I can walk on I come back she's under the desk like this and she's saying your song caused my top to break okay Katie you're a mother right tighten up the clothes right and the boys Lionel Richie and W's name are going ratings ratings it's a good panel I do like the judges I like liel Richie and I like um uh Luke Luke Bryan a lot so yeah Katy Perry keep your clothes on right they needed something right you know there was some wardrobe person in the background going this one's going to bust right this is going to be fun today what's up Greg thanks for joining us never touch the stuff coffee is gross it's not gross to each his own right exactly I didn't like coffee for years I drank tea for years until one day my stomach said no no more no more nope can't drink it anymore and I very rarely drink it now and now I'm thinking of Beverages and now I'm back to OJ in my brain because this is how rolls I saw beverages OJ orange juice OJ okay uh his Bronco by the way is being sold at auction $1.5 million is what they're looking for OJ's Bronco wow why they hadn't gotten rid of it yet who has that kind of disposable income I for something like that right well obviously somebody bought it and then held on to it like this is a collector's item a piece of memorabilia of life and history yep I guess but what do like it's kind of large like it's not a small item that you would just collect this coin or collect this little flag put it in the drawer and someday it might be worth something there it is $1.5 million I mean capitalizing on yeah on murder I guess yeah the um um the family of of his ex-wife and um her her friend um after he passed away said that they were um you know going to go after his estate for you know even even more money they they they w a civil suit and um OJ the Simpson family attorney was very understanding and he said no yeah no you're done like seriously I mean these kids are also Nicole's like stop right it's going to the children regardless of what happened I mean how much there is I doubt OJ Simpson had a lot of money left I I didn't think that there was a lot to begin with there you know I mean they'll be memorabilia stuff well he went to to jail for 10 years for trying to get some of his memorabilia back wild I just we just had our most stressful time of day everybody I just want to let you know so it's all downhill from now 8:15 is apparently the most stressful time of day for everyone really apparently oh huh I don't exactly know maybe it's like the all of the things you need to get done for the day it all hits you all of that one point in time oh like you're looking at your list at 8:15 and you're oh God how am I gonna get through this day right 15 is when you reach the peak of that so then in this article it proceeded to give you ways in which to prepare yourself better for that 815 hits you're hardly up prepare the night before okay as in terms of what make a list I don't know like laying out your clothes what am I 11 I I get it to be prepared for the night before I do that some mornings I mean like Tuesdays and Thursday mornings I've got my clothes in the in the bathroom so I won't wig Mari up as I'm stumbling around trying to find a something appropriate to wear that's nice and thoughtful well I am kind of a nice thoughtful guy get up before the kids that way you can get the things done before you're interrupted because that's what's going to happen the minute that they wake up they throw a wrench in everyone's day got it uh delegate your responsibilities I try they always come back to me I'll delegate all damn day and all of a sudden I'm like why did oh okay apparently the delegation was denied right I'll do that delegation denied that's what I get all day long and then uh limit technology I do find that when I wake up I always reach for my phone and since I've stopped doing that the last couple of weeks I've been a little bit more productive if I'm not sitting there going through my emails clearing all of that out before I even leave my bed now like have a big glass of water get out move around wash my face brush my teeth and then I'll Attack the day but at least doing a couple of things to at least feel like I'm starting the day before I just sit there right the technology can really muck you up can get you totally distracted before you even get out of bed like you said so that was the one thing that I took away from that dumb article other than that good point 15 that's your time okay so it's all downhill from here since it's what 825 or so right so we're going downhill we might as well talk about crazy crime okay okay hang on let's head to the sandwich police law thank you very much to our sandwich police officers for putting together this lovely little police in which they just really put a little satire and they're very very mundane day-to-day stories that most of them are and and and once again if you you know go on Facebook where they where they publish the um the log right you see how much they get involved with that years ago was never part of the job description for injecting a nice little nugget of humor for everyone to laugh at probably including the person involved yes for example later there's the story of the person who came into the station to return a fanny pack and they called the person who's the owner of the item and they actually came in to retrieve it so it was apparently not purposely left discarded we don't claim to be the fashion police but did anyone else know that fanny packs were in style yes and I don't know why I don't I I do not understand this what what were they called in The Brady movie 80 for Brady oh yeah Sally Field referred to it as her strap on okay this is kind of the silliness that they get involved with officers investigating a stolen car found that the vehicle owner had left it at home and walked to their location they just forgot I don't remember that I didn't drive here good thing that that was left on the side of the road as well I feel is that was how can you how can you not remember oh yeah and and in Sandwich of course there've been all the loud bangs because of the work that they're doing on the utility lines if you want to see a town page Riot everybody make some banging noises and then just sit back and wait for it and the thing is the the utility company has been working on the the power lines for like weeks and every time you hear this boom it's how they pull the wires together or something I don't know what is yeah the toy page explodes right what's that explosion and it's been explained something like 115 times before I love it it's a personal Joy of mine to see people Riot react on the town Pages oh here we go this is why and I know this is a back and forth sometimes this is why your kids aren't allowed to have their phones with them in school okay an officer was dispatched to sandwich middle high school after a parent reported an altercation between students an investigation found that the reporting parents didn't know the whole story what a parent not knowing the truth about what's happening with their children that how that can't be but this is why boys and girls your kids aren't allowed to have their phone we never had phone we they weren't invented I get it because they'll call mommy or daddy or somebody and talk about something that happened my kids don't even bother with that stuff though they know we're not going to be coming to their rescue in fact we're going to ask why they're being detained what did they do they know better so s of like the old days with the nuns yeah right exactly what did you do what did you do exactly I came home with a note from the nun it didn't make any difference really really I didn't do it it do make any difference go to your room yes you're done you're done for and wait till you finally get home oh maybe that's why I drink us coffee Emily says at least they were trying to do their laundry yesterday they were trying to do their laundry yesterday setting off all of the circuits in the house cuz we had everything going at once the office was going and everything was happening and we had trying to do yard work our kids were making money in the neighborhood over the weekends helping out a little old ladies and blowing their leaves and excellent you know breaking all of our machinery for other people but I made 80 bucks but you broke my $150 machine there you go and I walked in this morning and I went to the bathroom upstairs and the TB is in the middle of the floor well welcome to Spring here at the Weeden I'm like I came downstairs and I said did you have a flood NOP nope spring cleaning getting it all ready our uh I've never known anyone to spring clean and take out their tub it's moving outside painting all the walls painting everything cleaning out the drains getting every that bathroom ready for our J1 they'll be here in two weeks you guys need an outdoor shower is what you need we do we love it do you have one yeah oh we have it we love it does anyone use it yeah oh okay all summer long oh okay Cliff's favorite Lily's favorite the j1's not so much I don't think that they understand the concept of the outdoor shower I think that they think we're punking them like what nobody nobody does this nobody shower does my my host family are animals they shower outside well these these girls who are coming they're from Jamaica they are so they might understand it I bet they have outdoor showers in Jamaica but the girls from Kazakhstan and the girls from Turkey like did not did not understand how the bathroom works oh no really they just did not understand I I don't I do understand that it is a cultural shift when we're in Europe they've got toilet stalls that go top to bottom like you go in a vestibule or when I was in Italy there's a hole in the ground there's a hole in the ground s there's not a universal bathroom situation you know except in except in this country yeah yeah in this country it's pretty much accepted that this is the way it is and this is how things work right but for whatever reason when we have our cultural guests we are very much reminded of the bathroom situation is not the same all the way around the world whether it's a Beday situation whether it's the the tub situation they're used to everything tiled so the first time that we had had j1's I forget where they were from uh Croatia uh it was like just water everywhere like water I was like what did you do in here what happened in here what did they do not like pully shower C because there so yeah so used to like tile everywhere that it was just like we had like honestly 2 Ines of water on the bathroom floor and I was like how did this occur happen so now we know we're just we we p paint it like a ship every year right clean out all the stuff and we hope for the best it's just the way it is it's definitely a cultural shift but it is always the bathroom that needs to be the most explained but also the outdoor shower they think we're crazy oh okay it's such a Cape Cod thing to have an outdoor shower oh yeah with the sand and everything coming across the street from our beach I'm like hose it all off leave it outside and then come in the house and then they just don't they think we're crazy we show houses sometimes to people um you know from other parts of the country and and here's the outdoor shower and you go really right you know somebody from Ohio you start talking outdoor shower they have no idea no you use it you know we got an outdoor shower oh how many a couple years ago now Mari redid the kitchen we got an outdoor shower and then of course we sold the house like three three years later but Mari would start taking an outdoor shower shower in April I would wait till like maybe middle of May um but we would use it like all summer long and people and we tell people that and they'd look at us and they go what you shower out what I know I know and Mari will say oh in October I'm taking an outdoor show going what we love it it's invigorating you gotta do it it is awesome it's even better at night yeah I agree what's up Vanna Vanna pachella Vanna on keys if you've not seen her around I don't know why you haven't she performs she is amazing she's a song bird you must go and take in one of her Chas wherever it is that you see her out and about Mari put the tin outside with the flowers and your back like in adabor no that's marry on a half shell as we like to refer to heras Mary on the half shell yes yeah we did get all of the rocks to do all of the beds around for our walkways and whatnot maybe maybe a Mary in a half shell might appear in my garden I think my dad would be very happy right right it's like the old country a lot a lot of that in lony cut lony cut was the Portuguese section of alar Y everybody had one everybody had got to have it right if you didn't have rocks in your front lawn with Mary on a half shell who were you you were a you gotta understand no lawn white rocks yep Mary and I have shell that's it they're Portuguese right they're Portuguese right next door and the house and the house painted kind of light bluish stucko good times more the better with all due respect I mean really that's how it was it's still that way that's awesome uh Van's at the music room on Thursday night full band uh under 10 tickets left so if you want to get into that show I definitely suggest that you grab those before they're gone they've got to expand the capacity of the music room they could sell so many more tickets with people like Vanna and some of the national acts they bring in it's crazy that they I kind of do like the art room next door though I like the intimate feel yeah I like like being able to watch a bigger band in a smaller area yeah but if they what is it what does it hold like 120 yeah I mean if they made a 250 you still wouldn't feel I like the Cozy okay 20 250 would still be cozy I like the Cozy all right you like the I know it's more like a Listening Room all right that's good for me all right passive aggressive phrases we don't know we're saying oh God passive aggressive phrase I'm just full of interesting things today I'm loving it uh let me see let me see let me see let me see you talk to them for a couple minutes please we got a lot going on events on cape.com uh 420 is Saturday and if you're looking to celebrate with us I'll be over at Cape Cod cannabis we are doing a live show Absolutely dancing dancing spoons food truck is going to be there so if you make any purchase you get a free lunch are you are you testing the the product again at the Cannabis Place well you know I'm just doing my due diligence I really need to just check out and see what's around on the market that's a long story folks if you haven't seen it but Steph spent several months testing various cannabis products she used to be fun good for you I thought that was a long summer that's not good some passive aggressive phrases that we shouldn't be using here's the first one that's the equivalent the good for you good for you it just said exactly like that is the blesser heart right right that's the equivalent of that right I'm sorry you feel that way it's so rude it's so rude it's like I don't feel that way and I'm sorry you do I know you're you're really being stupid but I'm sorry you feel that way how about I I do this to Mari it's fine something will happen and I'll say Mar it's fine really it's fine and I get 100% like I I can feel my eyeball twitching as we're speaking right oh H hit his I mean probably the greatest one of all whatever oh and here's another one if you say so don't come for me if you if you say so I don't well I don't know I don't know if this would work for you or not you're just too sensitive I would laugh everyone knows that that's not even real that's not even real I can't I do have I have two very sensitive girls and I have to be very mindful of the things that I say when I say them around them because I don't actually have the passive aggressive intention it just comes off as passive aggressive sometimes right so just be mindful of the words that's all that's all and how you say them right but sensitive no no not for me look it look it if you say so then that's what we'll do okay we're about to wrap it up over here Hank's got a lunch break with Hank and then what do we got coming up for date night um Thursday well we'll be Thursday we'll be looking at the top movies of the week like we always do it's been a while since I've been to the movies yeah actually Mari and I play golf on Sunday and Mari and Mariana and a wife of one of the guys I played golf with they went actually went to the movies and what did they go see I'm gonna draw a total blank Mari help me what you what did you oh oh Panda four oh okay they said it was okay well it was four right yeah it was it was it was kind of cute I just like the movie popcorn honestly it doesn't even matter what's on the screen yeah not that I knew that in my life said she bought a huge popcorn right said she spent like $100 at the movies or something that's that's where you lose the money right there it's not even on the movie it's on all the snacks that you get while you're sitting there but there a lot of there are a lot of movies out right now about um women going to Catholic convents and weird things happening there's like two or three of them out right now to my childhood right and then there's another one about a late night talk show and the devil shows up oh all right well I'm in for that one that sounds like something I can take on whatever it is that you do we hope that you have some fun with us events on cape.com is where you can find our full listing of everything that's going on Lemon ado.com if you're ever in need of a host or a party we've got you covered Hank will find you lemon ado.com Roku TV Amazon Alexa play lemon radio radio and be patient with Alexa because sometimes you'll get a radio station in Los Angeles and you have to tell her no lemonad radio and she gets it eventually yeah if you take a little pause in between it she's you know right I don't know where touchy I don't know where the radio station in Los Angeles comes from from Lemonade radio or they're like and now we're playing lemonade no no make sure you enable the skill and we'll talk to you soon everybody have a great day okay bye boys and girls and moms and dads please survive April vacation it's it's it's only Tuesday good luck to you bye bye