Hank & Stephanie

saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really Su at CL I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual a proud of it hold all right we're on hey boys and girls were you worried about us no they know they know they just sit there and patiently wait they know they have their coffee they say their morning prayers but they're coming please Lord please they are they coming on this morning said nobody ever but I like that God bless Hank and Stephanie they need it there we go how's everybody doing it is Tuesday look at us flying through the week right and the weather's going to be kind of it it looked like it was going to be okay but now it's kind of like falling apart a little yeah I'll take it yeah it's fine everything's dry outside so it needs to happen right right but it's gonna get a little wet later on from the remnants of is it Debbie Debbie yeah Little Debbie is proving to be a problem right and a shout out to our to our friends and and listeners in in in Florida in the Tamp area you guys took a bit of a hit yesterday yeah I saw that uh Debbie blew in a million dollars worth of cocaine in Florida oh it did I was like what and it was this great post that somebody put up said okay Florida you're gonna be on TV put your teeth in put your bra on and I thought how spot on is that I really like that Florida get your act together spot how many times do you see somebody interviewed on national TV and they don't have their teeth in they don't you know it's like well come on I mean they are getting people at their worst usually shoving a camera in their face that's true I did have a moment where I ran into weather guy Eric fiser and by ran into him I was literally driving by the side of the road and he was looking at a menu of a restaurant I just rolled out my window hi Eric his whole family look over he has a he does he have a place down here yeah yeah yeah so they were on Main Street as I was I was leaving that area after my boat cruise on Sunday which I remain how did that go we had so much fun good I was a little nervous getting up there and I was a little stressed out um going out on the boat just because it was super windy and so that was like probably the first time I've ever had to DJ while holding everything down oh je I'm like one good gusta win is just going to take my laptop and Li it out to see right and then lemonade was over and then then I mean it's fine I would have been able to work cuz I have the other hard drive and stuff I have other musics uh and just it wouldn't have been pretty that's she's a pricey laptop good morning Cindy I saw that nice little write up that you had Boston business women did a nice little uh story about you and all of your hard work and your side hustles and your regular business so congratulations Cindy hello Holly um Vana pella's mama with the most is she's the momager she's the momager yes oh okay but in a good fashion oh okay she's just the most supportive loving human and and and and dad is the RO yeah absolutely that's how it should be that's what happens when you've got a star in the house yes yes good morning Diana Your Wagon to that star yeah some poet I don't who it was but somebody did yeah oh boy give me a minute it'll come to me probably by the end of the show CU that's how that Works mhm I had a moment like that the other day where it saw it was like four hours later where I remembered it right and everyone's like oh my God Stephanie I'm like listen listen I remembered it and we're still all together so that's right and I didn't Google it the important thing is you remember it yeah because apparently when you get to be a certain age that becomes more and more important oh I remember that right it went deep in the archives but I dug it out it's fine uh shout out to our friends in South Carolina I know my friend Meredith had to close Three Little Birds cat Cafe this morning because her parking lot is underwater oops it does not look great there yeah I talked to my brother last night he's in Myrtle Beach and uh he said I said how's the weather how you doing and he said we're okay now tomorrow gonna be a little ugly yeah yeah sorry guys but it's downgraded but he's also retired to Myrtle Beach oh so you know love you Jeff but I don't know the redneck Riviera I lived there for a few years pass no um he's he plays a lot of golf and there you go and all that so I mean like what the radio station in which I worked in Myrtle Beach it was um The Waffle House the gun range the strip club the radio station a church who could ask for anything more honestly there's nothing else you needed on that road we had it all you go from the strip club walk out and go oh that was terrible what I just did I'm gon to go to church right there in one little the way back I'm going to knock on the door and talk to Stephanie about it it was perfect good morning Miss Mari thanks for joining us Diana hey Mari you left last night uh you tied for trivia for round four we lost two teams it ended up being a jam-packed night for um losing two of our regular teams to the concert at Fenway right of De leopard Journey and Steve Miller B Steve Miller yeah I was curious as to who who opened and it was Steve Miller yeah not surprising and then it was journey and then it was defin see it doesn't go by like how many hit albums you have anymore it's who's the most geriatric goes first so they can go home to bed right yeah Steve Miller ain't no kid I very much enjoyed many a Steve Miller concert at saw him at greatwoods yep oh that was like a yearly thing only because we' like to party in the parking lot oh okay you want to see Steve Miller absolutely oh okay even like as a child like that was a teen thing to do I think probably the most concerts I've ever between him and 311 mhm that I've ever been to in my entire life because we just went every year it was what we did for like a solid decade just to party in the parking lot right did you did you actually go in yeah oh yeah we eventually made it in yeah okay we weren't that big of a mess well you never know you know some of us weren't that big of you know there were stories there are still stories about the parking lot in Great Woods or whatever they call it I would always get in trouble when I got home because my mother was the nurse at greatwoods yes so she would always know from someone in my someone in your friend group had a blood alcohol of blah blah blah blah blah and I was like well that wasn't me right I didn't you're blaming me for what Shane did she's a mess I'm not a mess she's a mess no high school kid should have that blood alcohol level no you're right that's why I didn't like is that are there rules about you telling me about this she was making a point but I I think it was before Hippa I don't know or was before it was in Forest anyway somehow I don't think your mother would care right nope nope yep nope that doesn't matter not at all doesn't matter gonna do what I'm gonna do so our question of the day today and I thought it was pretty funny I'm enjoying some of the answers on there poorly explain what you do for a living I talk to strangers it's great sometimes yeah I'm retired no well that's what hegner put out there I go and see how many grains of sand there are every single day at the beach just to make sure it's still there yeah he's retired right um my I retired six years ago you you'd never know my friend Dave who works for a cannabis company just put I sell drugs somebody I sent emails that annoy people it it's it's really fun so you've got a fun way to poorly explain what what it is that you do oh Mari Mari you have to have a way to explain what we do absolutely that's got to be fun and clever right just for some good laughs we're having a good time over there on social so what's on the docket for today good morning Christina you didn't win the tiebreaker you weren't there it kind of have to be there for the time exactly yeah yeah sandwich PD posted they did crazy crime everybody from Sandwich Police Department what's up no what it started off with a butt dial of 911 so I appreciated that it was truly a butt tile like who has 911 ready to go that you sat on it oh my goodness you're expecting trouble then there was another story of people calling because they saw an elderly man hunched over on the front seat they were really worried there several calls yeah he just on his phone forgot his glasses couldn't sa I think that's just poor posture right I totally related to that as uh me and my age folks folks that could be me trying to in the car okay while you're waiting to pick Mariana up from I don't know somewhere creative writing creative writing hey 10 Murphy I'm wearing your running wave shirt today oh really right cool it fits again I'm into a size large kids things are happening it's tight snug I'm not very comfortable but we'll get there well Ted Ted Murphy told me last Thursday that um Mariana's kind of a sick puppy like dickan Rush Oh I mean that's a compliment I think he's not allowed to talk about what what happens in creative writing stays and creative wri so I said so what did you write honey and Ted said what happens in the Rider Shack stays in the riter shack he means it too but your granddaughter's a bit of a sick puppy like deck and rush I love it I went oh did you read that book no I well I've started it I've got it I you know it's it's on the it's long yeah I know it's really long yeah it's good though but it's long yeah yeah no it's you got to commit to it it's on the it's on the if you read what I what did I read if you read like 30 to 50 pages a day you can read like 40 books a year all right so that book is what 600 pages so you could knock that down at 50 pages in 10 days yep there you go yeah I don't have 10 days I'm I'm glad I read it what was when did it come out last year year yeah I read at the beginning of last year I had a lot of time last winter on my hands for some reason I don't know how I don't know either right what was that all about good morning Tara hey Nate are you back are you back am I gonna see you on Thursday I hope so Hank and I are going to be doing our show over at Mash P TV and uh that's going to be a fun little partnership and I'm looking forward to working in do I have to wear pants that day I would proba we have two options for setup okay um and I I rewatched our Mash P TV interview and I do not like that setup I look like a linebacker so I have to wear pants just no no no we might go into the conference room because I don't know if I like that room and do the table thing okay see folks it's like a talk show table okay see folks I'm wearing shorts but if we're going on TV and my legs I have skinny old guy legs so I have to put on a pair of pants if they're going to be sh I will take skinny old guy legs anytime I've seen some horrific male short situations oh yeah um I'm still scarred for life I'm not going to mention who he is but he was an old sports caster High School sports guy larger gentleman and sat down at a conference table um not wearing any undergarments for all to see CU his shorts were very very short and there was I just I can never unsee that I can imagine ever again yep it was all it was all hanging out wear the pants all I'm saying is wear the pants right thank you okay I'm so sorry that happened to you I know that can be scaring I can imagine oh God like literally scarred for life I'm fine though it's fine you survived you've gotten through it that's it these are the crosses we Bear right so list of things I never need to see again I saw I was very proud of Miss USA yes an army officer yes she is from Michigan yes she is that's exciting yes yes not that I love those pageants very much but anytime that we have an option be like oh she's an army girl right just like you good good work good work gorgeous girl yep yep look at those wos thanks Cindy she's gorgeous she's smart and she'll and she'll kick your ass yeah absolutely all the things that we need right yes got it together so what's going on in the world to Hank oh gosh I don't know you're super scheduled right now though yeah real estate bumping really am scheduled you said interest rates are low yes interest rates you know folks in the midst of all the the the pants wedding yesterday about the stock market interest rates fell below six mortgage interest rates fell below six a lot of panic yesterday over the stock market you know and what was weird well I saw somewhere on on one of the right on one of the financial Pages what happened yesterday was described as you know kind of like telling your eight-year-old you can't have ice cream for supper okay they just the the stock market yesterday kind of just took a hissy fit they're saying um because the the weird thing is in terms of mortgage interest rates and interest rates in general is they've been saying all along that the Fed was looking to see the unemployment rate inch up a little bit more yeah before they would cut the race to kind of kick things in well that's one of the things that set the stock market into a hissy fit because the unemployment rate went up a smidge it wasn't Warren Buffett selling all of his Apple stock where everybody was like why you don't need anybody what's wrong with apple everybody sell it you know and the thing is most of the most of the stocks in the stock market are own very very small percentage of us not me don't look at me I mean I mean I mean we all have we if we have if we're lucky enough to have an Investment Portfolio we have stuff in the stock market in the in an Investment Portfolio but all the big stuff the majority of all of it there aren't that many people in this country that really own a whole bunch of stock yeah and the advice is always when stuff like this happens just stay calm I mean the Nik which is the stock market in Japan which start of that whole thing is yesterday it dropped I think 12% it's up 10 this morning I think I think those are the numbers so it's like okay it's coming back they sat in the corner and held their rep till they turned blue and they realized that mommy wasn't going to give them ice cream for supper okay now we'll go back to the I don't need to run and go buy my Yen no I'll be fine good morning Gloria F she absolutely loves our crazy news uhhuh sandwich news especially sandwich news especially yeah they introducing all of their officers one by one yes they are that's kind of cool I'm hoping that they introduce the one who does the writing yes we have to find out who that person is or you know maybe they want to just remain anonymous kind of like Bridgerton right even though we all know who she is who whoa whoa whoa the writer of Bridgeton is anonymous yeah the the person who's the whole story teller Bridgerton oh okay right she's an anonymous writer that writes All the gossip oh and everybody in town wants to know who it is okay it's like basically a a version of Gossip Girl okay okay I don't I don't watch Bridgeton I honestly don't watch Bridgeton ah well that is a clue to one of our trivia questions this week given lots of Clues we had a lot of fun last night at trivia hooting and hollerin lots of singing everybody felt really good on a Monday I was very surprised by the boisterousness of everybody oh even though the stock market crashed in the world everybody was out having a good time nobody seemed to mad didn't mind Mari says you have three closings this week so you're just busy as it is we're wrapping up our summer over here Cody went back to actual football uh practice yesterday I don't know what that means and uh we're getting ready for college Lily is uh I think today is her last show at the melody tent she might have one or two more really and who's on tonight um what is tonight I don't even know what tonight is uh a Grace Potter oh okay I think very much like Grace Potter I don't know if it's sold out or not but couple more chances for you to go to the melody tent when's your uh Beach Boys that would be Saturday we're going to the second show oh okay I thought we were going to the first show at five o' we were we were out and Megan said to me do you know the Beach Boys first show is at like five o'clock yes I like a 5 PM show and I went oh but we're going to the second show because I guess we're not quite that old I disagree like that's why we love tea party like tea dance and whatnot get me out I want a 2 pm dance party so that I've got my whole night I have a nice dinner and I'm in bed by eight yes please right right I would I wouldn't mind you know the Beach Boys are so old I really would rather the first show I'm not sure how they're going to be for the second show let it all out you know I mean El Jardine might be might be sitting in a wheelchair for the second show I don't know he's gonna be in a wheelchair for the first show too let's be honest so we don't know we just know that they've got two showings this as long as he doesn't Lear at the Fe last time we saw them a bit ago and everybody was old Ben oh I forget what the song was California girls or something and they had you know like cheerleaders or something on stage and and he was learing at them you're like too damn old Bud okay just you're not bill bellich you can't get the young forget it speaking of Bill bich Linda holiday is not leaving the house that's her house she's sticking in it right so the original Mrs belich has one house Linda holiday who probably I mean she was with Bill for 16 years she is in the second house so that's why I guess he had to buy the third house for him and the girlfriend interesting Tuck's not that big he's got three houses on that Tucket three well obviously you know she's not leaving so now that's her house we'll just buy another one fine and I guess the new um the new house he has is kind of like downtown is that you can like walk by he doesn't have a football season to escape to anymore like he's gonna be there they're gonna see each other at the grocery store right like it's gonna happen right and Linda holiday is still as far as I know still head of the bill bich foundation so awkward good morning he's kind of like Rod Stewart in that all his exes like him or do they well I don't know I mean all of payroll of course they like him right all of Rod Stewart's exes apparently like him and he has several also on the payroll also on the payroll right just pay them they're fine we're fine just give me the house give me the money well I'll be good but Bill Bill is GNA be all over TV this fall um for his little show and then he's doing the the thing with the Mannings right he's he's doing the thing with the Mannings he's got his own show called coach he's he's going to be um um on with Pat MCA he's going to be all over the place analyzing And discussing games and plays and he's going to make every team that decided not to interview him say to themselves oh God we were stupid oh really though eight teams passed on you I feel like they made a mistake you think yep oh yeah good morning Linda because never mind Mary Jane Tom Chris thanks for joining us why do you think they made a mistake because he he he wasn't interested in what what the program he wasn't interested in in buying all the groceries anymore yeah he just wanted to coach the team and no one understood that and so I still believe we talked about this before that something happened that there was something in place because that final conference press conference with Mr craft you know and craft was like you know it's going to be so weird seeing you you know on the sidelines in another hoodie and everything it just really seemed like everything was in place and then something happened somebody backed out somebody reneged I don't I don't know but he's gonna be back all right he'll be back I don't know well I'm I'm excited to see him a little bit more animated and a little less I have heartburn on the side giving press conferences so maybe we might be able to actually see his personality in which I know he does have one so oh he does have one I mean you can't looking forward to that you can't be friends with Lenny Clark and jum John ban joovie and and you know be like the door over there well not everybody can be the funny one in a friend group that's right like maybe he's just like the straight guy's just right like just not I'm not too high I'm not too low I'm just like in the middle kind of flat throwing a couple of quirks he's the dry humored one right yeah we'll have to see what his uh commentary is going to be like I'm interested oh yeah no it's GNA be good so the big news over the weekend Aerosmith to retire was a big news um I was surprised to hear that they're citing a vocal cord injury yeah as they're never coming back from this situation given how Stephen Tyler would scream sing yeah it's somehow not surprising after surprised by that right that he that he may have blown out his his his vocal yeah it's kind of like the sad Julie Andrews thing where she just had her surgery and then now I can't sing anymore what I do yeah yeah but it is because I know they kept trying to come back and you know they were they were like a family they fought with each other and they didn't want to deal with each other for a while and oh well let's get back together again we all love each other and let's go on tour and then but yeah that's too bad I'm sure he's got some more middle-aged women's clothing to show off so oh I'm sure we'll be seeing him out and about in the area I bet yeah yep just as long as she doesn't look like your grandmother that's all that that just GES me out I'm popping up at the Olympics here and there that was MC Jagger sitting next to a group of kids that had no idea who MC Jagger was nope so good although he's one of those people that even if you were an adult and you saw him sitting there you'd say to yourself N I can't be right can't be and then Tom Brady is at the Olympics y falling all over people he's living his best life right now you know and they're falling all over him and speaking of falling all over that's how the Italians won their first ever Olympic gold medal really in a gymnastics event congratulations everybody fell off the beam and they stayed on so they won Gold wow wow I it's not as simple as that but that's how I saw it so right that's how it was one of the I think it was one of the gymnasts that Tom Brady met said and I'm not this is the general sense of the quote that she was so overwhelmed he was so gorgeous to look at yeah yeah well he looks like he's 14 I don't know I have you seen him he's had work done yeah you think yeah oh yeah he's had work done I think he just eats stem cells he's babies I don't I don't know what those people do we don't live like that Hank so I wouldn't know I mean he wears glasses now I've stopped all that stuff no Botox no nothing it's just me it's me and my wrinkles get used to it I don't care it is what it is meanwhile yeah he's he's getting stem cell treatments you know he gets like blood facials and whatnot Lord knows what he gets Linda says nanta is so small you would think it screams awkward it's going to be that way and I'm just looking to be a fly on the wall speaking of Nantucket there was a very fun video that I posted not fun for the person it was involving in yesterday uh where he was videotaping the seagull that stole his wallet yes he put his wallet in the thing the shopping cart yeah and was going into Stop and Shop well the seagull swooped down and took it and sat on the top the roof of Stop and Shop opening it up and throwing his money in the wi and oh my God that's hilarious so he's videotaping this seagull on top of the roof and he's like well there there it goes there there it goes anybody that finds my money you're welcome to it but if you find my wallet around could you please return it so I just want an update if in fact your wallet was relocated because I can't imagine what a seagull would want to do with it it's not food it must have smelled good though must have right that's weird uhuh maybe you thought the dollar bills were lettu us maybe it was just very funny and cute the way it was happening but yeah I felt bad for the guy it's like hundreds of dollars all over oh well so much for grocery shopping that wild honey I tried I went to the grocery store something happened but the seagull still no one right well that's why there's videographic evidence because he couldn't go home to the wife with no groceries and no wallet no no no so yeah it was a big day for the Italians who went their first um gold medal and also uh an awkward day for the Italians one was found sleeping in the street yep because post post his competition yeah because it's it's too hot and it's uncomfortable in the Olympic Village or he was just tired there's a lot of people jammed into that area yes and he just competed in his event and he won and he had a great day and then he took a little nap in the road leave the guy alone right right just like it was a big deal for Serena Williams who was denied entry into a restaurant yesterday if if if you see that headline folks read the story I'm so sick of clickbait like oh why what did she get denied for you click she didn't have a reservation it was full Right restaurant was banged out there were no Empty Tables but how does that story even because papers need their little clicks and they like so they can say they got those Impressions so they can then sell them to their advertisers this is what journalism is I had a great lunch yesterday with Tim Miller who uh former reporter he's a professor over at fores gearing up for his new season he's also a film critic and mean were're just we're just talking about journalism in general and how you know it's just really really changed yeah and that is one of the ways it's really really changed is that it's no longer the love of the story or the truth it's how do you get people to get eyes on this right and then what how are you going to keep them yeah but but so for that story to happen someone at the restaurant must have called somebody to say hey Serena Williams just wanted to come in and we wouldn't let her in absolutely why would you do that cuz TMZ because you have a story to sell right because people want attention right because this is a society that we live in and then you can your friends oh I'm responsible for that story I did that look at that all my hard work right nobody cares since you started that super weird story just well the gossip with the JLo and the Bena F thing this is heating up apparently he decided to like just let loose as they are like yes we're getting a divorce he got a divorce haircut divor usually it's the woman who gets the divorce haircut does the makeover B affle got the divorce haircut it looks weird it's like a buzzcut he's it's just like I don't know it's weird I think he's a troubled guy well the conversation goes like this and if this is the real reason for the divorce I'm supporting Ben affle in this situation MH she's got so much money right she's got her hands and everything she knows he's in recovery yeah and she decided that last year she wanted to everybody's got a booze brand out there right she wants a booze brand she's non- Drinker right which we gave her a little Guff for I think on one of our podcasts Tori and I do um a pop culture podcast where we just talk about celebrity gossip and whatnot the first shot Morning Show and we were talking about it how you know like why would you endorse something or why would you make a product when you don't use it Blake Lively does the same thing she doesn't drink alcohol and yet she has mixers and premixed beverages it's weird I thought the rule was in order to endorse a product you had to use it well it's not the rule that's that's how it has to be if you're getting paid to endorse something not if you own the company oh okay straight own the companies oh all right so but but it's the FTC thing or the FCC thing that if you're going to endorse a product you actually have to be a user yeah that that's true it's a it's a loose rule as far as that goes it just means you have to like it doesn't mean you necessarily have to and how do you prove that you like something yeah I guess right it's a slippery slope of Peola right but if she doesn't drink then you're right what's she doing exactly so he said to her please don't do that this is his side of the story and I understand there's always three sides to the story the one the both of their sides then the truth or somewhere in between so that that is what the story was that she asked she wanted to do this cuz she wanted to make money and he said don't you have enough simplifying the situation of course and Jenny from the hood said Jenny From the Block said no I want this this is what I'm doing so right so if that's true then I good morning Julia will side with Ben Affleck on this yeah I could I could especially since he's newly sober sobriety is fragile and he doesn't need to do that and like is booze that important to you that you would endorse this would you would buy this this is now part of your product life and he and he couldn't be going to all the events to promote the product and then people would want to know why why exactly why is he not at the event to promote the product yeah no they know why and she doesn't drink herself like it doesn't make any sense so nothing she does makes any sense it all about the almighty dollar and yeah we're not going to sit here for hours and dissect JLo nobody has time for that is JLo more a product of the hype than her than her Talent no I think she's super talented I think she's driven and disciplined I think it's just that she's at a space where it's more yeah you know like I gotta be bigger I gotta be better I gotta be more I gotta be part of this time where it's like can't you just be comfortable in what you've already accomplished and just allow life to happen I guess what I mean is is she that good a singer is she that good an actress no none of those are that great but I mean she's still good uhhuh okay all right is she the greatest singer that ever lived no that's Selene Dion whose song is now charting go Seline right she got a lot of Guff for singing but she didn't lip sing she actually sang it I thought it was great I I put something up on social and and I said I'm waiting for somebody to say this was lip sync oh yeah that it was out there yeah people are rude oh yeah there's always going to be somebody with an opinion right we accept that this day and you see you see clips now of God bless and Frankie Valley is still touring rtb newly sober for that number of times like being a Freshman in your fourth year of college all right yep yep this is all very true right but he's fragile and with that haircut God he looks extra fragile oh my God who allowed that doesn't he have people Ben get your people on it he must have people unless unless you took all those people but Frankie Valley he's still touring he's 90 years old God bless him right but people who go to his shows now when they you know film him and everything people know he's lip-syncing oh yeah because his he I mean he can move and his lips hardly move right and he kind of looks like those animatronics from Chucky Cheese yeah he does it's okay though it's not Tom Jones like it's it's Frankie Valley like yeah and he's got the Four Seasons Four young guys who can sing and they he still has that good hair though that's true listen there everybody's got their their thing it's his hair it's always been the hair uhuh yeah but why is he still touring I mean has hasn't he paid back that money by now I think nobody likes in his family and he's got nothing left my wife my ex-wife doesn't like me my kids are over me it's just me I mean Jersey Boys the whole thing was about how how one of the things was about you know how we how we took on the debt it really wasn't his fault and you know alcoholism is divorce he went on tour and he was paying back the bills and it took him a long time to pay everything back but he's got to be you know got to be done I had a um we do rock and random trivia occasionally and this week our our week of and I'm just gonna give it to you so you're welcome if you're G to come to one of our trivia shows here's your answer but one of them is a James you'll know the James Brown song but it's the payback and uh this week in history uh after he passed his estate was challenged by TW 12 different children claiming to be his and it said at Le but the the the best part was it said at least at least two of them were proven to be correct the actual number was settled out of court so we'll never know how many it actually was oh that doesn't surprise me I love there was at least two of them are corre the other 10 we don't know we check we came a check anyway take your money just take your money here you go the Wayback right what's up sethy hey Kelly how are you how are things going at the flower shop I need to get in there I've got a bunch of stuff and uh people to buy for this month lots of August birthdays really if you've not signed up for our August birthday club please do yes please uh Brenda's cakes for All Occasions I got to give her a shout out she is absolutely phenomenal at what she does not that I need another biged good I got sucked into uh some chocolate chip cookies yesterday I couldn't stop I couldn't stop K batter you're evil oh K oh k b you're evil she's the best she is absolutely the best so good I don't know why National chocolate chip cookie day was last week I I don't think chocolate chip cookies and think August 4th but I mean yeah in the fall had to have them in the fall we're gonna have to make Natasha a a regular guest here yeah I agree well she started touting those little Debbies things that I wanted not not the hurricane in Florida right um the um oatmeal sandwiches and by the time I got over to our table they were gone oh yeah she she's one of the ones when you come to the farmers market you've got to go right to grab that grab your scones Cape batter go to the c c i don't remember the name of the company that does the scones you got to get right there ramble Bush ramble yep you got to get right there because that stuff if you those who hesitate are lost and then little blue makes these little Tarts I'm addicted to all of the food at the market I got a problem when's the alligator bites guy coming back oh he threw out his back right poor Lou he threw out his back he every week I go and I say to Mariana we're gonna get alligator bites this week on and then he's not there did you really want the gator bites I have to try them I guess I feel like it's one of those D Foods right have you had it I've had it before I don't remember it being they probably tastes like chicken McNuggets but we used to go to the cinjun Blue Grass Festival every single year in esoh Rhode Island when I was a child right stepping stone r wow and that is where we would get our Gator bites and I do not recall them being great but although I mean if you fry anything it's delicious right right I remember asking him if they were really Gator bites yeah I thought he was just trying to be clever and they were really Chicken McNugget and he yelled at me yeah I okay I'm sorry I'm sorry he's he's scrumpy yeah he is I mean he's an old hippie CZ C cuz we were talking Old Hippie stuff and and he's an old hippie but he makes his own sausage their sausages are really good oh really oh really good mari's Uncle Joe made the best sausage we're going to have to try all right definitely do I I I will put his to the test cause wild man is his sausage is delicious really very fresh makes it himself it's so good Mar's Uncle Joe was one I I I knew Uncle Joe I didn't know his wife she passed before um I got to know Mari um but he was one of those Italian guys who never did anything you know he would he would sit at the table and if the sugar was there he'd say Mary may I have the sugar but when Mary passed away all of a sudden what happened did his arms grow in extra length no no no Joe became this fabulous cook and he made the H best anytime we heard Uncle Joe is making sausage right to Uncle Joe's house really yes he made the best sausage ever huh and he also had he also had a a a girlfriend after his wife died and everything else that's where the pep came from who who made it clear who made it clear you want that Sugar you get it yourself honey I ain't doing that that's all Mary had to do Mary that's all you had to do right no but she did it Phyllis was like oh no no no no you want it you get it B but that's what Mary maybe you would have live logger if you didn't live for Joe also crying out loud Kelly need to get you on the calendar yes pedal It Forward in October Miss tell me the date and I will I will I'm just putting it on my schedule will be there I absolutely love this event it fills my bucket she does these little mini bouquets she gives you two of them one for you to keep and one for you to give to somebody else brighten up their day that's cool I know it's pedal it forward and we do it every October and uh it's now become a tradition I think last year we gave away 150 bouquet it was wild wow I know it was really incredible so love what you do come and visit us and we will talk about it very soon looking forward to it yes so August is a big birthday month in this house I started laying the groundwork for our for our anniversary I've got a funny little post I've got planned I made my husband do a couple of things and take a couple of photos and he's like what are you doing I'm like don't worry about it don't worry about it don't worry about for later on in the month we're still trying to figure out what we're gonna do um we'll be married 35 years September 9th so exciting we're taking it a trip to Florida later on in in in October that's going to be like for the anniversary but we're trying to figure out what put your bra and put your teeth in Florida right yeah please we're coming um we're going with the lenss to to their place in longbo ke which beautiful I mean I could well it's another story um I couldn't afford it in a million years but they can well you got good friends this is right we have good friends Michael's a good friend and Patty's a good friend and um where was I going with this oh we're trying to figure out what we can do around September 9th for a night or two yeah because that's the actual anniversary our actual anniversary the trip is the trip to celebrate the anniversary but you on your 35th wedding anniversary you really can't sit home that night and like do nothing gonna go dancing or or go to Tomato nothing's any wrong with tomatoes or or like go to a local restaurant or something we need to do something so any suggestions anybody has a quick little overnight maybe two nights Mari likes two nights because one night by the time you check in you go out to dinner why don't you go to like the casino maybe there's a show or something going on it might be fun yeah that might be fun celebrate with a bunch of strangers right why not right might win some money might do something silly yeah might have a dance party right I don't know well I'm trying to think of a nice two night overnight that's near us yeah that might be something off the beaten path maybe go to one of the islands right go find Bill bellich yeah can we stay at this house can we have this house using this house bill right now I heard you're just giving away houses right we went to oh we went to one of the islands for our 25th wedding anniversary so go to the other one for your 35th think it was think it was Mar think it was Mar oh no Mari just did not have a good experience when went to that's the story that's the story of flying over to net oh you that story no we we W to um a two night stay at at somebody's condo at some sort of a charity auction or something and tickets to fly over so we flew over on on Cape beir you know the little the little puddle jumpers and then right over and when it was time to come home um the um Cruise Lines or whatever you want to call them they had cancelled the travel okay because it was too choppy and too windy however the airline didn't oh and I didn't tell Mari okay so we get on the plane and when you leave you have to come around the island to come tocket yeah is it Mr Toad's Wild Ride a wild ride some woman was somewhere and of course you can't sit together because they they sit You by weight there's some woman screaming in the back of the plane Mar I think was just behind me so it wasn't too bad but we go to land in hyas and it's so windy we go to land and the plane goes right back up again nope we'll take two sorry yeah at least it was memorable hey you got your money's worth oh yes it was but she's never flying over there again Mr Toad's Wild Ride got a lot of bag for your buck listen I got some steam ship Authority thank you to our friends over at the Steamship Authority right steam ship Authority I was thinking we'll send out the boat I have I have flown so much that the up and down and everything else you're used to it yeah all right fine yeah if you've flown anywhere near near Middle America you've definitely felt that what where we going you know and I flawed up in Canada and I you know flew flew to Italy five or six times and roll Co we went up and down and okay I'm you know checking my phone or I'm reading or whatever it doesn't bother me and everyone else is screaming and throwing up on the floor and oh my God it was a terrible flight oh it was so fun yeah that's it just we'll we'll find some medication for Mari we'll give her she has it now because of that incident every time she flies she's got the medication she takes she takes the pilles that's awesome it's perfect I was absolutely enraged yesterday I had a moment where I was shaking mad because my girlfriend is having a big birthday mhm M and we have a quick little cruise that we have booked yes uh so I thought right um and so I got an email yesterday and it just looked weird the email looked off you know how everything is I think everything's a scam right I don't answer phone calls that I don't know I I think everything's a scam but it wasn't a scam they canceled our Cruz I was like no a Cru to where by the way so we're just doing the Bahamas it's like the fourn night one okay um and her friends work for the cruise line well I didn't realize that we had only paid a deposit we didn't pay the rest of what we had owed and I didn't realize that there was like a timeline and I didn't realize that they would cancel it not just like send you an email saying you should probably do it but because I booked through a third party they didn't tell me oh so you didn't get the reminder no BJs I'm throwing you under the bus BJ's travel just decided to cancel it so I called BJ's travel lady and I know it's not her fault and I know this woman didn't do anything to cancel my reservation right and put me on hold and I was on hold for about let me see if we can just pull that back up and reinstated I'm like yeah because I didn't get a refund I didn't get I didn't get nothing no one told me anything and I've got flights we've got stuff we've got all the airport transfers we've got all the package of this cruise already paid for and dealt with just no Cruise oh my God we can get to where the boat is but uh can't get on the boat right exactly we'll wave to you as you get on the cruises well bye that could have been us can you imagine I would have been so mad so yeah at and so we're getting ready to leave for work last night and I'm I'm so mad and she's like well you know you you're not gonna get the $25 this back but we'll we'll refund you in seven to 10 days and we can rebook it for $500 more like and I was like what what I was not happy with her um I told her I was not going to accept that right I ended up just hanging up the phone she's like you want to re and I'm like no goodbye you're useless right um so it wasn't her fault I felt really bad afterwards because I know this woman did nothing to me it was just a bad system right so it ended up being fine I went and rebooked it last night I ended up getting a better room and I ended up spending less money so it's fine I just won't go through a third party again learn my Lon there I did it myself yep it's fine like unlike Joe I went and I lifted up that salt myself I picked it up and dealt with it myself but good God for like I was just so Furious last night because I'm like watch you watch and then I was looking on all the third party places and I was like they're they're they're all sold out I think we're sold out I think we're so I don't know what we're going to be doing for this cruise but right we're fine right well that's like if you go to Open Table they don't have any tables available but if you call the restaurant yeah they're fine they're fine right unless you're Serena Williams right right when we went up to the um uh Revolution game the other week we Megan went online we're gonna make a reservation at this at this restaurant up at Patriots Place and nothing available nothing available through open table or whatever so we drove up we said okay well it's Patriot's Place we'll find somewhere to eat and I ended up parking where this particular restaurant is yeah and we fig well what the hell let's go and see it was half empty there you go and we were like do you have room for a table of three we're thinking maybe is all of a sudden going to be a crowd because the Revolution game is coming oh sure right is right over here okay yeah there's plenty of space in those restaurants are huge at yeah so when we were leaving I said to the hostess I said not for nothing but you should know this that on Open Table you guys had no openings for tonight yeah and clearly you're not sold out yeah and she went oh really I went yeah you might you might want to check it those it right because you lost customers tonight probably or maybe the waitresses were like just put it on full so that we don't want to work tonight good morning Miss Laurel thank you so much I miss your face Ricky Tiffany thank you Lynn a little bit late but we're happy you're here cooking up a storm at dining at home and everywhere else Cape Cloud dining at home and everywhere else so good yep I love like just watching in all the things that you magic up in the kitchen it's pretty impressive I had the last of my lobster roll last night when I got home I was very excited y because we had leftover lobster who has leftover lobsters we had leftover lobsters from our Lobster party on Saturday w wow my husband I'm not gonna eat that he doesn't eat leftovers he doesn't nope no not knowingly you just repurpose it a little and it looks like something new he doesn't know if I repurpose it he won't be mad about it but he's just not going to never eat leftovers like if you made a salad and through the lobster and you say go you go honey here's a salad we got tomatoes and B blah bom little lobster in there and he' eat it and then like 10 minutes later be like where'd you get that Lobster from Saturday from Saturday I know it's Monday it's fine it's in the fridge it's only Monday feel like it was fine I don't know how many times I have to say to Mari aggravates me that's why God invented refrigeration something sits in the refrigerator for like two days we got to throw it out I went no no no oh no he doesn't rush to throw it out he'll let it sit there in a tupperware for a week and a half that's not a problem he's just never eating it so it doesn't matter to him oh okay it could just be like rotten cold food doesn't matter he's not ever eating it anyway so that that cross falls on me Hank where I this is this was how my Saturday was my one day off yeah where I opened up the utensil drawer grab a spoon stir my coffee in and I'm like what is in this drawer lift this up oh we've been eating out of no no one drawer turns into this drawer turns into this drawer meanwhile I end up my day I'm like that's it I just took an edible and I ended up doing them all all of them I stare all this is my day off I fixed them all everything's spotless in there perfect now can we move out can you sell the house because I don't ever want to do that again anytime tell us anytime Gog get to sign up there no problem I'm like I cleaned the kitchen so good I don't want to live here anymore we leave yes conveniently conveniently close to John's pond because we can't say you can walk to John's pond because why because that is this a new rule that would be discriminating against someone who unfortunately could not walk really absolutely I did not know that yes yes conveniently close can't say walk this is what other verbiage can you can you not say these are not I know that the the the master bedroom is bathroom you you can't um like Jack and Jill bathroom all of that stuff can't do that okay because it could be a Jack and Jack or a Jill and Jill and or a Jack and whatever it thinks it is I mean that's fine I feel like vacular does need to change as the times change I I get that but I never thought of it like that yeah oh yeah you have to be so careful that you might be discriminating against someone who might be offended and sometimes I think it we even have to struggle sometimes with saying family home yeah because it might not be I don't know well I mean we had our we had our our Cap Cod Feud Our Family Feud it's chosen fam whatever your family looks like I don't care what your family looks like right live with a family of ducks for all I care that's your family if that's what what it is that's fine I saw social you think your Mother Goose and you're going to bring your Ducks that's fine that's it put them all put all your kids in a shoe whatever it is that you people do that's your family good great right um we have we have a property now over by snake pond it's walkable to snake Pond I would love to put in the ad walkable to snake Pond okay and I can't con conveniently located convenient conveniently located Don says this world is turning to bleep how hot is it in California right now I've been seeing you working out hustling you're looking good I know I know the struggle is real I feel like when you get to a certain age and trying to make your body just work the way you want it to again and the things you take for granted and then all of a sudden you can't do them and you're like when did that happen right how can I not use this limb like I used to anymore why is this leg dot bend that way anymore right that doesn't happen so good for you for taking uh taking it to the next level Dawn I'm excited that you're here pickles can sit in the fridge for a month but two day Lobster is bad yeah exactly exactly no oh R oh my God you stop she said trying to get to 130 and not look pregnant would you stop it you don't I I don't know what that means and maybe I don't want to know no 130 PBS she doesn't want to look pregnant she doesn't look pregnant you look gorgeous okay lay off yourself and stop giving yourself oh but she wants to drop down to 130 because she thinks she looks pregnant correct okay correct okay gotcha menopause sucks I agree Mari had menopause and quit smoking at the same time and you're still alive and married so I mean I feel like that deserves something you want to know when my hair really turned white good job good work proud of you I'm proud of you when my hair really turned white he said she got it done though yes she did she did gang's all here she hasn't had a cigarette every now and then and I guess this happens with a lot of people she all of a sudden say you know I just had such a craving for cigarette I guess it just kind of comes from the recess recesses of your mind and go I had a dream I smoked the other day did you ever no but of course I think everybody did at some point in their space of whatever it was but I I woke up and I was like oh I didn't no no I didn't no I didn't oh my god I've always had this voice however my my daughter also has this voice and I remember when I was at the chiropractor and he was giving me a hard time and you know Lily came around the corner sounding like this and he's like all right fine I agree do you I'll leave you alone Stephanie right it's always the scotch and soda voice I've always had it right uh we are just what weeks away from her going to school I know we had an incident yesterday oh no what happened it was an awkward mom moment uh oh can you can you share it with us so the boyfriend was over uhoh was it was it that kind of no it was nothing like that it was very it was actually very innocent it was just something I didn't need to see um two of them went over to the beach you know our conveniently located ponds that you know they didn't get a ride they used their their feet and they walked over right and they came conveniently located but she's obsessed with using my bathroom it drives me absolutely baddy okay she's got her own bathroom use your own damn bathroom want to use my bathroom she likes to use all of my products in there and leave all of her dirty clothes because she knows I'll eventually launder them and so she doesn't have to do laundry I I'm on to her is she gonna be one of those College roommates absolutely lose oh did I leave my stuff in your basket thanks for watching it right scam I've been looking for that scam artist oh boy she and she thinks she's clever about it you know you're you're we have five children m MH you're the second to last been there done it seen it wrote the book you're not tricking us there's nothing you're getting past us nothing right so I walk I'm knock on the door and she's like I'm in here and I'm like oh okay whatever so I barge in there anyway and there there's the boyfriend and her in the bathroom in the shower together they weren't doing anything but I I saw his nudity I didn't need to see it I'm sorry thankfully it was the backside I would have I would not have recovered from the front side I just wouldn't have it was the back side so I was like okay we've all seen butts before I can move on but even still I was just like why like you're a grownup I know you're 18 but use your own bathroom and on the other hand you should be pleased that you've created such a safe environment here wonderful I'm so lucky that she feels okay about doing blast great my God in her parents house she feels SA the outdoor shower why you got to use mine but then they can't be naked yeah they could be out they can absolutely be naked in the outdoor shower get out there care what you do don't put in my B just had to pee I just had to use my bathroom thank God I didn't barge in there and pee while he was in there for crying out loud at least the curtain was open so I knew was and not knowing he was there right you could have walked in and said hey honey just give me a minute oh my God my God you imagine that would have been like the family with rri I'd never see him again that's right that that's not the first time someone Se Me Pee that's a long story folks road race is coming up fast and furious everybody we'll save it for Thursday when we're on mashby TV we got to clean up this act before Oh my gosh yes and I've got to wear pants so Chris Ball is sweating right now actually that doesn't sound good that none of those words sounded good together especially with you talking about your pants Chris we're gonna have to change your name and it can't be the first first time you've ever heard that right listen it's been a wonderful morning but I've got to move on I've got a workout to get to right Hank has got real estate to deal with that's right and you've got lunch break coming up I have lunch break coming up and I'm continuing um the talkar around the table which is what we what I kind of call the the the informational part of the show or whatever yeah as you know I used to work for utility companies yep and all of a sudden everybody is a Gog about oh my God my electric bill so I like that hang So based on my well it's kind of like the same voice it does oh my God what what about the children that's perfect that's perfect at any rate I started talking yesterday and I will continue today to talk about some appliances you have in your home that may not be helping you with your electric bill oh okay I take this you know and and just a word of advice folks if your usage how can I put your electric bill is largely based on how much you use if you go online if you look up your account if you if and you see the graph and the usage is like this and you can't think of a reason why call the electric company well I'd be calling every month because I never know why anything happens around because there could be something wrong with your meter like Stephanie you have kids that's why you chose that see there you go see and that's what and that's what people don't think you made that decision miss one of the things I talked about yesterday was the water heater yeah responsible for 18% of your electricity usage hey Eric thanks for joining us if you got a bunch of teenagers and they're taking 45 minute showers and your El at bill goes up with their boyfriends there you go with the boyfriend day whatever I just can't all right I'm gonna I'm gonna fall down the rabbit hole talk about this I'll see you at new time folks we'll get into it excellent events on cape.com is our website if you're looking for something fun to do this week you can check in with us you got a lot of great activities that are happen happening this weekend we got a sidewalk sale in Mash B Commons it's taxfree weekend we'll talk a little bit more about what's going on I need a new laptop well if those are the things that you need start planning your shopping maybe you can do a little shopping with us I've got a full weekend in the mash B comments sidewalk sale on Saturday Mash B Farmers Market on Sunday our entertainment is Matt LC he is fabulous he's great singer songwriter um just Vamps to some kuner stuff oh cool I know so really do enjoy him immensely so yeah we got a full weekend in the mash B Commons for your taxfree weekend and um events on K Cod is our events group that is on Facebook we're at six and a half thousand followers right now let's keep it going start sharing some wonderful things in there I did have to bounce a couple of people for doing some fake posts I don't like that just keep clean everybody right like the electric company oh I don't I don't I I admire any anyone who's an administrator of a page you Mari um staca who does I think it's staca or Stacy who who does sandwich scoop oh she does a really she's got a lot of wackos she's got she's got a lot of wackos and I I would love to talk to her someday to have her come on or at least do a do do a phone call with her because she's she she's doing just a great job and and she deserves to um you know to be to be noticed and to talk about what it what it's like you're missing it all living in the town of Sandwich they used to own the Brown Jug they're on the west coast now and they're loving their life in Wine Country well he can still go on sandwich scop and see what's going on at his old Hometown I'm sure he goes in and laughs I'm sure he does oh yeah glad I don't deal with that byebye now right here's another post from Anonymous yeah really I I people feel free to post anonymously and then they feel free to be idiots although I did in fact laugh out loud yesterday on the New Bedford page uh because we were at coh hog Republic the Whalers Tavern in New Bedford where somebody posted anonymously I think I'm going to run for mayor and the amount of people that had stuff to say because he posted anonymously it was just absolutely hysterical it was nothing else but to make fun of the anonymous posters of and it just turned on to Absolute Wildfire it was hysterical so as long as you're going to be funny if you're posting anonymously and not be a jerk I'm down for it yep post dumb things to make us all laugh we say yes to that I like a good joke thank you that's right it's my Irish heritage what do you want all right we are here lem8 o.com make sure you give us a like and a follow and uh never miss a moment of one of these shows because I mean there's a lot there's a lot happening there's a lot here we're a lot we'll see you Thursday live from Mash P TV for Hank and Stephanie we'll talk to you soon everybody I'll see you no time guys oh yeah boy that was a lot we're a lot Hank a minute four four oh my goodness