Jenn Christian on Pricy shark tours, Hot in Texas, Dragons Duff, Deadpool Vs

never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book I really Su at book club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual I just had a visual he proud of it on I'm trying to make sure I got you all tagged up in here hello and good morning good morning Cape cot and Beyond oh look at how cute that was put a little Z on it this morning well you came in Jing away because she was like fully en engulfed I was I was I was like Stephanie hold on got the Olympics on they're doing the beam it has been a cursed morning on the beam everybody but one of the Italian gymnasts fell off the beam uh and ended up getting gold do you think it's because it's Mercury in retrograde 100% 100% blaming Mercury is that affecting our olympiads I would like to know somebody get to Paris and get us the answer stat what is happening over there we need to know I like the sidebar stories I really got excited on Sunday morning when I got to see Snoop and Martha just like having a Little Love Fest loving it up right yes I was just telling you I got to see this clip uh the Polish horse in dressage or Dr or however they want to say it the horse dancing yeah let's call it what it is um but the Polish horse came out to Jin and juice which I mean amazing if you're gonna do it do it right well I laughed because that's exactly what I was watching on Sunday morning where Snoop decided to bring Martha in yeah he's like she's the expert in this not me and then she was like do you know how much a Dr horse goes for and he's like I don't know two or three million she's like 20 million was the last sale of a dress horse can you imagine $20 million doll for a fancy Horse no no no I just want to say I love that friendship for them they're so fun they're so good they're so good and I loved Martha Stewart was like uh oh you know I'm the expert in this but she's like C just bring me joy to watch like they're so adorable together they are the cutest the absolute cutest and I am 100% here for it so 100% that's mostly what I've been watching from the Olympics is the outtake and all of it and then the drama that ensues we like the sidebar stories give me all the sidebars well let's see where do we begin with their cardboard beds cardboard beds because these are anti- doing stuff beds anti- doing the deed beds is that what my husband told me that yesterday and I was like that can't I feel like that's just because they're so cheap that's well that's what they said in the Olympics four years ago because I think it was it was four years or eight years ago because you know covid years nobody remembers any years anymore uh thank you blur it's a blur um but whenever they first came out and they said that's what they said that they were anti-d doing the deed bets I just think it's because they're cheap I think it's cuz they're cheap well there are several Olympians that have left because they couldn't sleep and they're miserable they can't compete when they're a mess well you would think that like what's up Ricky you you would think that they would find out like all right what you know or better yet asking them do you like a firm mattress or a soft mattress because these are the greatest of their Sports coming to do their events and you're G to have them sleep on hard cardboard there you go good luck I dare you to do your sport The Hunger Games up in there like it or the one Brazilian lady they like escorted home no tell me more they like dropped her off and cuz she snuck out of the village and met her boyfriend you know you got to stay in the Village Center on a plane back to somewhere like dropped her off in a field like I'm not even kidding you like they literally were like there you go bye get out of here you get a field good luck getting all the way back go bye wow and then like the cute love stories yes so the Czech Republic team that won mix doubles over the weekend broke up but they decided they were going to compete together and won Gold but the way he lovingly kissed her there was no way these two are still G to be broken up after this no I feel like this brings it all back around right you realize how good you are for each other book talk was demanding this be a Hallmark movie I mean everyone is here for this beautiful love story between this Czech Republic mixed doubles team everybody wants this love I don't know if it's happen or not good morning Laura mhof another one of our eforall sisters hey girl um you had quite a weekend and we'll get to it yeah um what else was there from the Olympics Ryan Goslin Eva Mendes rare appearance they showed their child for the first time in I think the kids's like 10 oh wow right wow how do you keep a kid hidden for a decade H Magic it's pretty impressive yeah uh Tom Brady was there this morning watching why not Simone yeah so speaking of Simone there was a situation with her over the weekend where she won another gold medal yeah because she deserved and her husband was wearing it yes and everybody freaked out because her husband was wearing her metal get that metal off it's not yours did you see her rebuttal to it she like I put it on him I put it on every member of my family find a hobby get a life leave me alone find a hobby is right yeah yeah that was ridiculous uh they're they just they both support each other I understand people are still mad because he made that comment uh a while back where he said he was the catch in the relationship and I'm sure it was a joke also right haha he's a football star right they are both like so cute together so leave them alone I know stop trying to make something where there's nothing exactly good morning Miss Mari hey Liz good to talk to you guys this morning so Jen is here fresh off the plane from Texas fresh off the plane from Texas everybody wants to go to Texas in August I love the heat it's great I will say it's a dry heat so it kind of felt like C even come for me like this I can't even hear it it felt similar to like the heat that we've been dealing with even though it was like close to a hundred it yesterday was so steamy when I left the market a little bit early cuz I had to go and DJ for the YMCA shout out to the YMCA you guys know how to party and have so much fun sleed all my stuff onto a boat and um the wind was not really cooperating with us yesterday I I really thought I was going to blow off the boat but we had a great time we had a boat dance party it was an absolute blast but I took like three showers yesterday from the humidity it was disgusting yeah yeah I like to not go outside so talk about your experience was that like the first time you've gone to a conference like that yeah so it was actually there was not a lot of conference that went into it which was really nice there was a lot of downtime um we went to a resort spa that so we had the opportunity to take yoga classes and I did um Channel in your chakras oh and I also did your lunar energy so I need to talk to the boss around here because we need to step it up in the The Wellness Department yeah one of the greatest things was you didn't know who you were going to sit down to breakfast lunch or dinner with yeah so on the last day I got to sit down and have breakfast with our coo which like when would that ever happen and just have like an open conversation about like how'd you get here instead of like what are your numbers and like that's really nice so it was really cool it was a really great time and the best part was just sleeping yeah no kids no husband isn't that nice I love them I love them clean sheets no one's saying that you don't but there's something about quiet clean sheets starfishing out in a bed keeping the room the way you want it at the temperature that you want it with just whatever you feel like doing like I can do whatever it is I feel like doing I don't know what that feels like no oh right so pool when you want without op when you want it was great it was good that's kind like you don't almost know what to do no no 100% 100% that's exactly how it felt turn to like will will Ferell and tell a day good night what to do with my hands I'm all alone it's 100% what it felt like what's up Mari Mari says that she has a conference on the 24th real estate conference in Texas oh gosh you have a similar experience though when you go to these things where you get to talk to your people it's not always just about numbers I think it's really important that we're finally having these dialog connections what we're we're in business together but we need to like care for ourselves that's super nice yeah so did who else did you go with so my boss got Co no so I was the only one representing e for All Cape Cod okay so you were really alone I was like yeah yeah I was real alone I was real alone because the way eforall works is that we all have our sites and so we have a executive director a program manager and a program coordinator at each site and uh I was the only one representing Cape Cod but luckily I have formed friendships with people that I have regular meetings with so it was like oh I get to see your whole body instead of just your isn't that so weird because I did eforall in the completely oh digital cohort so I never saw some of these people I just saw in real life like this last month and I was like it's oh my God you're a real human you walk you have legs or like Captain Rich who just won an award for his boat cruise Charter out of uh Province Town he decided to downsize a little bit but to see him in person he's so tall you're so big yes I just didn't know because you don't meet people in real life do not it is nice to actually see people walking around that they're in human form right I will say real cool they had a ropes course there what's up Cindy so I got to uh do zipline so fun not when you're 40 no I was like oh my lower B there is an unfortunate video somewhere of me when we were sent to Canyon Ranch by one of my former bosses yeah and I decided to do this like ropes course swing thing and the noise of me jumping off this rope and like when the Rope pulled me back is like it's like all of my guts are spilling out of the bottom of my body 100% that's 100% what it felt like it's so un it's the most unfortunate noise I think I've ever made in my entire life yeah yep and my husband will still unearth it occasionally to you're so good like that such a nice Cliff you keep it up you don't let her tell you different oh boy thanks babe you got me such a lucky G uh Miss Tanya and I are in discussions right now to revitalize our Christmas Market is coming and as much as it pains me to discuss it in August bringing back the goat cracker a 100% you bring back that goat cracker uh yeah I I I've got big visions of uh year number two and how we're going to improve upon our first year of doing The Nutcracker with the goats of goat yoga and uh I've got ideas lady let's bring in a ballet TR I'm a less pushy director so you're going to really enjoy working with me a lot more than did your previous director perfect so you got to have this magical weekend away by yourself yeah and as a mom when you go away by yourself it's like I'm missing something all of the time and then you're like oh wait it's my family yeah yeah and then you're also like what am I missing well I mean you have run the gamut this year as far as trips go where you're a Disney mom and you got your Disney pass so it's like when you're in that mode you're all cylinders are firing for other people not yourself yes yeah so this one you got to at least I got to just be me yeah that's nice yeah it was real nice it was real nice it was a good time um you you know we we all were saying like so they do a yearly Retreat and we're like so are we coming back here next year cuz like how you going top this or Costa Rica or can we pick up a different location because pre previously it's just you know just been a hotel and like conferenc type activities so now it's like you know this is kind of got us used to this right yeah you can't like we're we're accustomed to this now right we can't go back we can't go back we have the steak yes yes exactly exactly it's got to go up I actually snuck out with the date night with my husband last night so good I know it's been a rarity and he I was like what are you ready to I called didn't answer I called again it's like 5 5:45 he's asleep I bet you he's asleep 100% I called back he's like well H hi you could you could just tell in his voice that he was trying to pull it together to not like rub it in my face that he was taking a lovely delicious nap in the afternoon and I was like sweat mustache from taking all my stuff off a boat and not blowing into the ocean yes so get it together I I was like so do you want to just go home I like I'm fine I'm exhausted we had a big long weekend I cleaned every drawer in my kitchen it was wretched that sounds sounds terrible it was awful it was my one day off that I've had for like the last month and I what am I going to do with my time I know started does anybody else get like this I'm so add with tasks but I opened up my drawer and it was like jammed closed because there was a piece of silverware in there and then I actually looked at what was in the drawer and I was like oh no right I can't live like this no and then I pulled stuff out and I was like we've been eating from the things that are supposedly clean in this drawer no oh no yeah no good call it was it was a deep dive yeah it like every drawer I'm like oh no had happen out re you know it'll be undone at least I know that the crumbs and the nasty on the bottom of everything is clean now but revamping all of that and going through every drawer in my kitchen we're down to just one junk drawer everybody hey that's good that drunk junk drawer was creeping down it was like a bad waterfall like my junk drawers no 100 there was a bank of them I'm like all right we're not no more no more of this good for you good for you so that was my day off and then so did Cliff wake up for date night he did and suggested a place that we hadn't been in a really long time and it was delicious we had a lovely dinner we like like didn't overdo it didn't you know we didn't have our phones we just actually sat there and kind of like we didn't talk very much we were just tired but it was really nice to just sit there yeah have a glass of wine at actual meal with a starch and a vegetable and a piece of protein without kids or pets or or work talk or like that's we always devolve into work talk or the things we have to do or what on your schedule for the week or what have you got going on with let me tell you about these junk drawers he knew we were just toast yep fair so we were able to just have a moment Tanya says Jennifer just volunteered herself to be a goat Tamer Cindy obviously Cindy needs to do her own Deep dive oh no yeah thank you for stopping by the market yesterday she absolutely made me burst out laughing because her husband Jared came over with their re ible cups which I'm so thankful that you bring them back week after week I'm telling you you get a discount on your beer you get free lemonade just bring your dang cups back and she's like Jared said he washed that smell them oh my God it's one of those things where someone's like this smells bad smell it than but I had to of course of course you did because I'm that person yes I'm like let smell it yep I'm gonna rinse these out for you guys it's cuz our it's like I don't know maybe maybe it has to do with like that ADHD like well like what what level of bad does correct I want to know what your perception of bad is cu I want to know if it's even that bad this is a there it is at first it gives an okay smell and then at the end you're like there's that tinge that she's speaking why are we like this cuz we're disgusting we're just disgusting and it's great oh my gosh she's like thank you for rining them it was rank it really it wasn't that bad it really wasn't but I definitely understand where you at for sure good morning Erin thanks for joining us on the show handcrafted by Erin uh it's almost your season my friend she makes these like beautiful headscarves and baby blankets and neck um scar like just fun winter stuff the fall give me the fall I'm ready well apparently the coffee shops around town have decided it's fall because pumpkin spice Latt it's out there it's it's on the Shelf you can get it now if you're craving that flavor in 90 degrees and I don't know why it's out there for you I saw the simple syrup of it yesterday when I was out shopping with my daughter and I was I said oh do I want pumpkin spice and she goes not yet yeah no she go you're gonna get sick of it yeah it is cuz you'll be over it yeah and it'll be chilly morning and I'll want it and I won't on it right I was disappointed yesterday we had our Mash B Farmers Market but not in the market um something sold out by the time I got over there to get it and I was like no because she was teasing it online and I just wanted it so Cape batter oh yeah made she just did cookies yesterday interesting and she did this like her homemade version of those Little Debbie Oatmeal with the cream in the middle of them that's dumb those are dumb and I was so mad that I didn't get over there in time to grab not that I needed it I just wanted it because uh market research I mean need to know what the difference is in the homemade flavoring of all the things 100% And I hear she's got um an appearance on a couple of TV shows coming up hey girl I know I cannot divulge any more information but we've got some famous people doing some cool stuff at our mashby farmers market by the way it is National Farmers Market week so find your way to some of the markets here on the cape there are so many great ones whether it's sandwich which is on my list of ones to check out since they've moved into their new location where are they and when are they so they I believe I will have to check on the date but it is right where the Sagamore Inn is oh yeah so they moved it it used to be in the wing school like right in the parking lot it was like oh sad yeah sad yeah now that they've like stepped up their game and they've revamped their stuff so I want to check that out I haven't checked out the Osterville one there's just a few other about the Osterville one I heard it's just a little bit chaotic because of the parking situation oh that makes sense yeah um so I mean they all have their Quirk um but we were really excited doesn't have Quirk we we definitely have our quirks but we had four Farm stands there yesterday which I was like just made my heart so happy we had plenty of food um Allen Farms had mushrooms and all kinds of different like flowers and just delicious brightness of this season this is like perfect season right now everything is happening I will say I see a lot online where people are like where's the best farmers market that has more Foods than stuff stuff yeah and I'm always like mash me Farms market yeah we have plenty of this does not disappoint Hanna Hanna Monty was there yesterday and she did empanadas and also Jag she sold out of Jag she had a really good day really missed a good one it was delicious it was the heat it seriously though shout out to Bod bod Corona was our entertainment yesterday so fantastic it's just so wonderful to see dogs and kids and people enjoying that field and just running around and and having a good time so our Sundays have become our absolute favorite day of the week and we really enjoy them this week we have a sidewalk sale in Mash B Mash Commons I'm going to be there Saturday and Sunday so if you're looking for me this weekend I'll be in the mashby comments just walk around she'll live there'll you'll hear me on a microphone somewhere some lady was just like I knew I heard you I'm here that's me 100% oh and do silver Farms had something I've never eaten before which was a yellow zucchini you never had a yellow zucchini no s no it's a yellow zucchini oh right oh it was different all did you and you have you eaten it I bought I I purchased some okay and we are going to be having them on the grill today oh I love that yes yes I'm pumped for it great plan I not the squash that is growing out of my gutters right now saw that that's amazing I still don't know what it is we'll let you know to be continued to be continued it'll have a nice trellis I sprayed water up there I'm like I don't know if you guys need this or not but I know my husband's not going to be cleaning the gutters anytime soon I don't know if you're organically growing but I'll give you some extra water oh my God good morning Miss Victoria and uh oh yeah she is so talented Kate Batter and Emily she's like oh missed a good one well you've got stuff that you're planning right now and got our little lemonade o mascot is uh getting ready for her first birthday I know I know so many things happen it's so exciting to ree little people doing yes Milestone things 100% that's yeah we have different Milestones around here yeah like college which is opposite of you know getting first teeth and taking first steps I just for the first time said I'll have a junior this year and it hits different like oh my daughter's going into 10th grade you don't say like my daughter's a sophomore like oh my daughter's going into 10th grade and then I was like yeah I'll have a junior this year and I was like I'll have a junior this m almost done here's my tiny baby that's not okay that's why you're still doing car seats that's why I still do the car seats hang out with babies cuz my kids are giant I love it unfair well we've got another kids day and I really would love for you to set up um a car seat checkpoint or something yep hopefully it's just going to be a really the 23rd of August yeah yeah yeah yeah yep it's on my radar oh August you are going to be gone in a blink of an eye but I won't be upset because then it'll be hoodie weather in in September yeah well we've got retrograde with us until the 28th so strap into your car seats everybody because we're gonna be hearing whatever and tighten that harness because here we go hi Nancy well I was looking at everybody's horoscope for the the retrograde oh I know it made me laugh a little bit because I was like what is that mean especially for one of mine it was like dumb mine was like get your finances in order I'm like wish when during retrograde not happening I know right not today not tomorrow well I always look at my husband's first before I look at mine oh I do that too I do that too and his was all about his love life and I was like what does it mean about his love life his love life is nothing his love life is me I am also in retrograde there's nothing about this love life for him nothing there's nothing say this is not going to come true sir um so the dates of the Mercury retrograde start today it goes on until the 28th sorry but I figured I'd read just a hot second of everybody's Aries rather than dwell on how you spent the first weeks of Summer use the retrograde to refresh her energy and activities lame Taurus reconnect with your inner child that's my husband if you've never had a chance to do an activity when you were younger now is your chance all right see listen that because I told you let's go back to Disney see even if it's something totally out of the ordinary lean into the side and it will spark some joy for you leaning into your childhood Gemini Family Matters from the past are being brought to light instead of running away you need to jump into it run away rade run away cancer there's a lot of noise happening around you the goal that you should strive to implement is to ignore all of the information and news see ostrich I 100% Leo everything is happening so fast in your life that it's hard for you to take a moment of pause reflect and relax oh all right Leo lean into that I like that Virgo a profound realization about your love life may unfold in the next few weeks particularly around the type of people you choose to commit to and how you act in relationships Cliff that's not for you next Libra don't let yourself get in the way of personal success retrograde is going to make you rethink some matters oh Scorpio some of your friends are disappearing from the weekly Hangouts don't take it personally try to extend yourself to them by checking in and ensure they're emotionally okay always good to do Sagittarius stay away from Conflict at work if you resist the change that they're implementing in the office issues are going to occur oh Capricorn focus on financial matters during retrograde face it even if you don't want to and commit to Arrangements that will be beneficial in the future and mine's like so short too it's like not even promising it's like deal with it just suck it up right Aquarius you may want to go through your contact list on your phone and get in touch with old friends oh that's fun this will be extremely beneficial to you as they will guide you to redefine the relationships you've been missing out on okay Pisces you may find that your daily routine needs to be transformed finding an outlet for your energy is essential you should consider consider trying an activity such as yoga meditation take a walk and see what's bottled up inside that's me rtb more uncomfortable conversations Mercury in retrograde perfect great so there you go I don't know if yours resonated with you if you got work to do uh are you are we all done for eforall everybody's picked no so they you guys hurry up give me those applications we've still got two more days the application process ends Wednesday at 5:00 p.m. o what about the people that have half started their application and left them fin what about the people that might need help finishing because they don't know what to say reach out to me or what to do with their hands yes use your hands to pick up your phone and send an email to Jen with two ends. Christian efor all.org or just cape capap efor all.org and we will help you finish that application for sure good y you heard her stop procrastinating you have two days the fun part is if you started your application and you put your phone number in there there's a chance I'm just gonna call you up oh so I might stalk you now have you fa now you have a face for The Voice yes Ricky says Pisces unite if you need a car seat model I've got one for you oh I am always looking for car seat models that's Hyster what did you do well when I was younger I was a car seat model it's on my thing they used Lily one time for a cape and Island's Tire baby because she had R rolly poly arms oh cute she hates that story sorry Lily mom seriously why you let me do that why not I know so we had a lovely dinner last night on our date night uh we decided not to do Deadpool versus uh Wolverine okay cuz he fall was asleep during movies and oh right it's the narpy it's okay so bad but I do want to see it I ended up watching the season finale of uh Game of Thrones what is it the red dragon or whatever no it stunk if you not watched it yet it's a spoiler alert it stinks stinks I'm unhappy I just woke up our studio audience it's fine that our studio audience has been snoring snoring snoring studio audience cat very very disappointed with how they ended that do I have to wait a full year for the rest of this they built it up to such a climax and then they were like that's it nothing you got nothing wow not even a nugget trash right I'm gonna boycott you until the next time comes out there's there's a difference between that'll show them there's a difference between like ending on like a climax of like oh my God what's going to happen next and ending on a yes like that's where it was there was no excitement whatsoever yeah it was just kind of like okay we've set up the board of this chess there we go we're set up lame lame like wa what sorry for you no one made a move nothing's happening we just know something's gonna happen but we don't know it's the worst it's setting up a game and then somebody leaving the room and then you can't play this is how I felt last night it was yes wow I know I'm disappointed yep boycott them until next year we're done here until I get what I want anyway yeah so then I started watching the regular Game of Thrones gross um the regular Game of Thrones like from the very beginning oh I fell asleep in like three seconds I woke up to like screams and and weird scenes I had the weirdest dreams last night oh gosh I know yeah I never got into Game of Thrones yeah well you can jump right on and start it over with me I hear there's too many characters that's the part I'm worried about I did not like the books I tried to read the books and I found it Ain to reading the Bible because it's like so and so so and so son of so and so that lives in land of so and so and I'm like I don't know there are too many people just keep it with so and so I can't do so and so so and so and then the son of the this and there's like it's it's a it's a like it's a lot no it's like learning a false history yeah I I the show is good I could follow that right right but reading it I can't not so much no and then my husband read the book and won't watch the show interesting I don't know see my husband read the books and watched the shows and wanted me to watch the shows and I was like this is dragons I don't yeah right exactly damn Dragon idiots light someone on fire give me something we got nothing nothing all right and Cindy says he won't fall asleep during this movie it's packed with laughs oh good this is definitely what I need I will put that on the list good did you hear that Cliff Deadpool Wolverine lots of laughs got it all right so Jen and I were looking at what was going on over the cape over the weekend yes we were and then we saw that pricey shark tours yeah do you guys want to go on a shark tour and go check out some sharks you called it though when I opened up the article and I was like okay I immediately scanned for the price I'm like all right what is pricey right and you know what the article told her the same thing Game of Thrones told her nothing gave me nothing so I had to look and I found it two grand $2,000 to go on a shark tour for two hours to go look for sharks and if you want for another $ thousand for $3,000 total you can combine a great white tour with the $75 whale watch that's what I'm saying for an extra Grand I could take my entire family my neighborhood um on uh wh watch and dinner right I don't get $3,000 for these things you did say that they have the the airplane spotter yes so it is like it's it's like a guaranteed it's great for our perfect yeah hunting sharks we did see a shark sighting um over the weekend at Smuggler Beach which I feel like that's lower than normal like usually it's like those like Outer Cape like they come around orans you know chadam maybe yeah but Yarmouth find it's usually like NOS it up yeah yeah not and it looked a little too close for my liking on mugler's Beach I mean granted it was just a photo that they posted in the times yeah still too close for comfort yeah exactly I can advertise for four months with that kind of money yeah right right to go possibly see a shark up close right I mean I feel like and what is up close like you can't oh I wonder if they bait them like are they throwing fish out oh I don't know like that's all to wrong yeah I agree because then you're bringing them like teaching them that here's where your food sources and that's not normal my husband wanted this like trip to go to South Africa to like shark dive with them in like the the the little cages yeah that's no that's no on of rope well I said I'll I'll be up top you let me know how that goes fun than pull twice if you need me cuz I'm not coming down to get you not happening nope bye I feel like you could fly there faster and and do that going you could I think for three grand you probably could fly there do the in the cage fly home and have a story to tell and probably see some giraffes and other wildlife and maybe get like a little Safari out of it afterwards right have some fancy wine and South Africa I I feel like there's more things you could do with three grand oh yeah yeah there's a lot of things you could do it with three grand but hey if you've got three grand and you want to see sharks up closed and whales then that's your money and that's your business right Lauren says it's illegal to bait but yeah probably cheaper to just go swim with them and you can go to Coast Guard and get paid to see them all right oh there you go yeah she said her husband saw three great whites 50 yards from his boat this summer right join Co guard there you go no I think just Coast Guard Beach oh then yeah just go to Coast Guard Beach that's not something I saw that whale watch thing where that that whale landed on the boat yeah imagine that happened and there were sharks in there too I'm all set I'm good no thank you did anybody see jaws thank you Megan I'm good we're good here we're good here no I'm good Lauren thank you once again for just being like the most amazing human ever yesterday she she made me laugh because she said her husband asked her do you remember your tip jar before she came to the market yesterday and then she brought a giant Lantern I hope it was filled oh she does such a wonderful go big or go home I got a big tip bucket today I will tell you Lauren the hand tattoo the other or not tattoo but face paint on the hand the other day did not break out for my daughter so oh good thumbs up we did a face paint at the Christmas Market cool and her face ended up breaking breaking out yeah so we haven't done more face paint but she wanted one and I said let's try it on your wrists yeah and so we'll do hand face paint from now on all right there you go perfect a lot of kids like it on their hands because they don't you know then they can see it yeah yeah and also smudge on their face and then they can't sit still and they don't know what's going on oh my God what do I do with my exactly it's gonna be the theme of today it's it's our retrograde we don't know what to do everything we in upside down I don't know what to do we will blame everything on retrograde for the next 24 days Lauren it worked the lamp worked yay love that for you well I was making tips for the staff over at the Highline yesterday because I didn't realize as I was DJing there was a giant tip bucket behind me and people were put money in it I'm like some as I'm leaving they're like DJ did you forget your tip bucket I'm like that's not even mine you guys oh my gosh that's so good you're a team player through St well I witnessed one of the poor poor kids oh no that was a new summer worker yeah he was and he had the Rope throw to him to dock the from the cruise before us and he's getting told what to do and he's like you could just see the Panic on this kid's face and he didn't know what to do and then he just dropped the boat dropped the Rope into the ocean and then the captain had to go around like do a lap around to get it back in close so like I was as I'm setting up he's just having the conversation and he's it was just really funny because it's probably the same conversation every parent has had with their teenage child of you don't move with any urgency yep and when you look panicked other people look panicked trying to look at the ground and focus on my other stuff but also I've had that conversation so many times with my teens and other teens and other teenagers I've ever worked with Y the lack of urgency when moving in situations that they're just like what do I do with this what I have rope I have rope move body no they they're just watching it and they like Let It Go like when you give a kid a balloon and they just let it go wonderful right exactly like hold this and they're like okay bye this this rope's not for me I know yep so that that that poor little thing so the boat ended up coming in backwards the second time that it was a problem because then Ben and Jerry's couldn't get their ice cream on because it wasn't open that way I was just like this is it is what it is everybody we're just G to get on here and have a magical time nobody say anything to Johnny he tried he didn't have the urgency but heed po Little Johnny didn't move with urgency oh man oh right the poor kid I really I felt for the kid I did all right so we got a couple of crazy crimes today yeah we do yep we can blame it on Florida man Florida woman well both of them have to do with wild animals and I think that this is a good discussion to follow after sharks yes yes yes abolutely don't bait the Sharks that's illegal right that's good to know a Florida woman arrested after she admits to drowning her roommates pet spider in ginger ale I mean maybe she was just trying to feed it she was like hey are you thirsty you want to try some ginger ale little fella I would have gotten a new roommate with the pet spider I was like that is not someone I would live with no I it doesn't even get into it it's a $70 spider interesting why there's just a whole lot of why here and we'll just chalk that up to Florida yep Florida woman and then the Florida man was arrested for lassoing um a 9- foot Gator that seems accurate that seems like that would happen more often yeah I'm I'm surprised by that is this is the newsworthy part that he was arrested you got me because I feel like this this is a regular a Florida senior citizen oh now I need to now we need to this guy is right how old is this guy are we talking like 70 yeah 70 I was what if you could see the picture he laughed him around the mouth but not even getting the whole mouth just the top job I feel like I can share my screen and show you because yes because you need the visual right just right right here there we go like I just threw a rope and we be fishing yeah no I guess if if he did fully last so I was going to say maybe it was accidental but it was not accidental survey surveillance footage from a nearby building operated by SpaceX so SpaceX ratted on this senior citizen who was lassoing a 9 foot alligator in Florida all of this is very Florida if this 70-year-old man finds joy in lassoing 9 foot alligators you just let him SpaceX rude you got ratted on by Elon Musk listen just because you're having a bad day Elon rude I sat and watched The Joe Rogan Comedy Special last night tell us more this is my Segway from he made an Elon Musk joke so this is why I'm rolling into this yep it it actually was really funny I don't care about what your beliefs are and how you feel politically or if you think he is a big he is a big he's an imited big but that big made me laugh out loud for a solid 40 minutes last night okay all right it was totally worth watching way better than dragon dragons of nothing that's what I've now named the show Dragon nothing uh dragon nowhere land stupid stupid Dragon Land uh I I did it was funny good it was funny he poked fun at himself he poked fun at everyone he poked fun at Elon Musk he poked fun it was very inappropriate it was absolutely downright disgusting at some portions he addressed his time on Fear Factor oh why Fear Factor got cancelled all right where was this like Netflix special yeah I think it's on Netflix yeah um don't if you're sensitive don't watch it right it is definitely not for children nope in fact I felt like it was inappropriate for me parts of it are inappropriate for should I be watching this do I I don't know if I should be watching this am I allowed to watch this Cliff can you wake up I think I need supervision I'm not allowed to watch this part alone I'm mentally nine I yeah yeah I have to question myself sometimes Lauren said hilariously it it's funny also he was wearing a bright yellow shirt that he was totally sweating out of so like the sweat was unfortunately like in his like bobla it was like here so I'm like focused on that the whole time and not like what he was saying for some of it also and I was just like that's unfortunate that's yeah I guess it was taped live oh in a Texas audience where he now lives oh that's Texas yeah that is Texas every so many gallon hats out there what was your favorite part did you get to actually get out and explore much of Texas you just stayed we had to stay in the resort so that was kind of unfortunate was the airport lots of hats and Boots yes lots of hats and Boots um and you know Tanya she said your challenge is everything is bigger in Texas so I want you to send me pictures of things that are big and obnoxious and there just wasn't that's such a bummer yeah there just wasn't big I was I was hoping for big and there just wasn't there just wasn't big so you know I would say that my favorite part really was just the napping and I know that sounds so boring no it's really it sounds L when you have 101 things to do on the regular and you're working for a phenomenal nonprofit and you're running your own nonprofit and your parenting and your wiing and your householding napping is just delicious you're yeah when you're it's forced downtime yeah yeah that was definitely the best part it's good it's a nice break yeah yeah so now we're all geared up and ready we've got though I mean as of this morning we have 25 completed applications ah and she is talking about eall so maybe explain to everybody that they've got two days left and they're an entrepreneur and maybe they want to do this good morning Tina yes we are so excited to have chocolate Nana come to the farmers market yeah when it cools down a little bit that's going to be so it's too hot for chocolate right now yeah yep so yeah eforall keep Cod is a local nonprofit we offer a business accelerator course twice a year for free it costs you no dollars just a little bit of your sanity and a lot of your time um but accurate uh you will learn everything from the legalities of business to um your Finance nobody likes finances but we have to talk about finances especially as business people um you'll learn social media and marketing you just learn so so so much um and so it goes for 12 weeks you get matched with a group of three mentors who are going to be your cheerleaders along the way um they are all phenomenal um you what else you you have to do a little bit of showand tell there is some presenting that has to happen um 90 to 95% of our applicants are timid and scared to do it but once they've done it they go hey that wasn't so bad yeah um and yeah so we are currently ramping up for our fall cohort we will have 15 entrepreneurs or 15 entrepreneur businesses sometimes we get teams and it is fine to sign up as a team you could be a team of two a team of three um we just ask that one of you is the main entrepreneur that promises to attend all classes um you gotta go and so right now the applications are open for that um you can be I have this great business idea come on in we'll help you out I like that you can be in other parts of of your business phases yeah you can be in business for a year and be like holy crap crap I don't know the business side of this I can do my craft I can do my business but I can't do my business right like the business side of business so come on in and apply you can be in business for we just had somebody who and it's very rare but had been in business for over 20 years and was ready to Pivot she wanted to do more online stuff and so come on in with your pivot we're happy to help you through that portion um but applications are open until Wednesday at 5:00 pm I am happy to help out with application process um you can email us at capefor all.org and one of us will respond and help you out um happy to do online office hours with a zoom call um oh T joining us good morning ladies oh yeah e for all life I know you just got to go have coffee with the teas I did I did I was like there she is she's making the circuit I love it I love it uh Tuesdays and we rebroadcast that here on Lemon ado.com so if you miss it or you want to just listen to it uh I love the the folks of coffee with the teas yeah you Stephanie have given me this confidence that it's not so scary to be on this side of the microphone in on this side of the camera well I think you've just been forced into that space like you're you're gonna do this now yes this is what you do so I will say I have signed up to join Stephanie on the first Monday of every month you will see my face and we will talk eforall and we'll talk car seats and we'll talk all all the things I know well I'm so happy to have had you today how do people get a hold of you one more time before we go yep the best way the easiest way is just Cape like Cape Cod at eforall do org um and that will come to all three of us work there and one of us will get back to you um if you mention hey Jen I saw you on Stephanie's show then I'll know hey this is one that I'm gonna take um but reach out don't be afraid if you feel like fall is not the time for you and spring is shoot me a message and I will happily let you know when we open for spring yay we got a bunch of new programming coming to Lemon ado.com we had a new um um entrepreneur start yesterday uh Michael thank you so much she had a great shift and it was on during the farmers market so it was nice to like listen to a new voice on Lemon Ado we've got um new podcasts rolling in we've got one uh about entertainment we've got one about music I'm having a meeting today with um another one of the panelists from eforall who's now decided that they want to do a radio showb and uh he's also over at the college shout out to our friends and our Media Partners on Cape magazine they provided us some data for our Cape Cod Feud we played our first game on Friday yes you did and so our winning family is looking for people to compete with and if you are any of our friends that are bar owners restaurant owners or want to have a fun game night at your place definitely let's book a Cape Cod Feud I am also looking for somebody to Pony up some bucks we want to play for some serious cash in 2024 and make this pot grow so if you're interested in bringing this game to your space definitely contact us for that if you're looking for something to do events on cape.com is our site we have tons of stuff whether you're looking for music Bingo a sidewalk sale and our Facebook group has grown we're almost six and a half thousand you hit 6,000 that's awesome we did and we're moving we're already almost uh halfway in the in this it's like almost to seven so it's growing big because people can share whatever it is that is going on in their community and I love that no restrictions I don't care it's not about an event then I'm deleting right I think it's so needed too because like yes you can click on the events on Facebook but to have a place that you can go that is events on Cape Cod and scroll right that's and I love that people are coming like I'm I'm gonna be here this weekend what's going on right and some woman was like I'm gonna be there the 17th and I was like buckle up Beauty I would go to the midc cape because Carnival starts in P toown it's Falmouth Road Race weekend so I was like both ends of the cap unless you're into that are off enjoy Dennis TI like mid capap might be the place for you or maybe go to one of the islands so it is nice to like hear from an Insider of well this is what's going on in there you might not want to be involved in that right or maybe you absolutely do I know somebody was like Oh I thought it was a different weekend I was like no it's this weekend so it's good to have the locals have something to say yeah you know and then I had to remove a couple of posts like somebody shared a lovely story about their business and their family and then put an advertising at the end and I'm like I loved all of that except it's not an event until delete that or like somebody reported some lady put out a sunset I said well I guess seeing a sunset might feel like an event but it's not but it's not an event yes it is a past tense event but I'm being very nice about it because I I don't like enforcing that many rules I'd like to let everybody like it would be nice if you could just open the doors and be like come on in don't cause a problem right but there's always people that like to push the envelope yes well envelope pushers I'm just going to kindly remove you yep and move on with your day that's it respect the non rules yes and just be a human yep that's exactly it that's all we ask have a great week everybody Hank and I will be on tomorrow and uh if you're looking for something to do lemon ado.com you can follow us there uh listen up lunch break is coming and uh just make sure you download the app we're working on pushing an update Cliff has got so many tasks in the queue right now I like when when is that going to be ready when is that GNA be ready oh he loves me thanks CL maybe that's why he's re-evaluating his love life his retrograde forecast of his horoscope how much do I love her in her shenanigans we're pushing it soon everybody you can listen to 11 ado.com Hold On Tight that's it thank you thank you for having me all right car seat Mama we're on with our day all right what's next on the Olympics playlist there uh floor oh all right Florida