Holly, AJ, & Stephanie

foreign look at the Barbie rock the shelters Barbie rock hot like five more fish than they're like yeah I got performing I at least you're gonna hold it up to your profile oh my God sure can you do that yeah are we ready we're ready I think we're ready verbalife hi everyone hi good morning howdy hoe they slept over we're ready I know seriously so thank you very much for uh and entertaining my chill my children this morning between you getting barked at by my puppy dog I kept threatening to throw your dog on the grill on the grill I got the seasoning for it I'm I'm Filipino we eat dogs too oh yeah for legal reasons I'm kidding therapy that says morning lovelies good morning Eva thanks for joining us here we are Wednesday smack dab in the middle of the work week and it's you know after Labor Day so shortened weak I'm sure you wanted to relive it you wanted to play just like I can't remember 10 seconds ago every day is Breakfast Club for me and I need to do the fist in the air any fingerless gloves let's go to be fair AJ you did have an extremely long weekend and you're like gearing up to leave for New York today yeah he's psycho I know I'm tired anybody that's been trying to get a hold of me this whole time as they call me while I'm going to New York entertain me yeah welcome into looking at three of the busiest hard-working human beings you've probably ever seen in your life AJ you're constantly out there um cracking bad jokes you're doing it for fun yeah but then also people are saying it's good at my stuff you're enabling me so how was Lenny on Monday over at knock about oh my God Lenny was fantastic he started off as like he watched every set and then he started off and says just like I I swear every single show I asked to perform with Jews and queers like that that is that is my wheelhouse like I need it every time I'm like Lenny you're so woke I'm gonna have to put a brand this is not the reflection of the show that we have no all these views are exactly how I feel finding paperback comedy that's right going on tour today no what is that like to switch gears like that after you've you've done Lenny which by the way every single time you see Lenny he does a completely different show he'll weave in some of his sameness in there but it's pretty magical to watch an artisan like that craft a set completely different every time oh sure that's why a lot of people a lot of the same people go every single time yeah it's gonna be a different show right so so if it's if it's Comics I've been odd before is that you you gotta do a different set and that man has an uncanny ability to remember everybody's name where you are how we met you it's it's insane maybe it's all the electricity he gets jolted into him every time he has a heart attack he just gets well I remember everybody it's totally not the cocaine but sorry good luck everyone I'm I'm fine good morning Leslie and Penny thank you so much for joining us poor Lenny Christiana what the hell are you doing up this early we welcome you don't get me wrong thank you for joining us um so Switching gears from that kind of show so now you've got to throw everything in the car and go and play these smaller venues in New York just get your name out there just to practice getting you know horrible crowds of New Yorkers oh I'm not expect I'm not expecting industry at this coffee shop that I'm performing that's all right but you're doing it yeah it's it's mainly for more experience I I don't I don't do things for exposure anymore because like oh there's oh there's there's oh there's going to be industry at Cliff's Hatchet place there's not but I do it because it's fun and I love Cliff yeah yeah I I do it because it's fun and and I love doing shows at British Beer Company even though they won't have me back oh wow it's been bought by Irishman so you might have better luck hey I'm far I'm part Irish you hear that baby say have me back just because a fight broke out during it not my fault by the way once again bought by an Irishman gonna be changing okay so winning Dave sole Place shipping up to Boston that's it and we're good the iris can take a good joke so I feel like we should reintroduce our guests as we just jumped right into The Fray this morning with all the hubbub that was happening the best way to go absolutely AJ hey Penny paperback comedy we've got Holly from ritual what is the latest with you miss Holly the condo association continues to suck yes I feel like that is just the the horse you've been beating for quite some time like so uh so we're trying to do our best like so we do have some good things coming up we have oh sorry I'm bad at Radio everyone you're learning I'm learning um so we have a Tarot class coming up I'm teaching tarot uh starting on the 20th so it's an eight week course uh starts Wednesday evening for eight weeks and then we have Crystal Bowl meditation this weekend we have a yoga class every Saturday so that's this weekend um I was going to try to plan something for the sabbit but the only time that the condo association can um seal the parking lot and then repaint the lines turns out that is the Autumn Equinox that's a major pagan holiday and then they didn't even ask me if that would be do you feel like they're planning things on those holidays now like they've got their little witch schedule out and they're like isn't that a win for you though I mean so like I I don't know what they're doing all I know is that it would be nice to have some input yeah um you know just like a little like hey check in is like if like so first of all I'm retail so Saturdays and Sundays are my biggest days anyway so goodbye two thousand dollars and then also goodbye major pagan holiday like it's just it's I don't know like it just it's hurt so what I hear is plan ahead for all of your crystals and all of your ritual things that you are going to need I'm going to attempt to be open but um you know there's gonna be like asphalt fumes so we're gonna be real high at the shop good time I'm not against it um good morning Dan good morning Thanos thanks for joining us this morning we've got Holly and AJ we're just here to have a good time honestly it's yeah we have a good time and AJ cracks jokes and makes us laugh so we figured let's do this on a monthly basis yeah I'm already high in Asphalt right now there wasn't even construction well they won't they'll sell me spray paint anymore so many jokes because I brought I tried buying tiki torches last year and they were like no not for you but I'm like do you see my skin color I shouldn't have to show my license to get a tiki torch my people invented it they're like no we think you're gonna do a racism Holly also has her cards just in case you have questions I mean watching us you have questions I mean I mean if you got anything that's going on in your life that you've got a curiosity Factor we're happy to talk about it today is um National read a book day and I posted because I want to see some good reads Seraphina thank you for posting like her business read her fun read I will be having her on the show tomorrow and we're going to talk about some entrepreneurial ship and what's going on in the uh in the art department so I'm looking forward to that very much we always have a good time and Lord knows whatever side side squirrel topic we get on um that's good and then if you want to talk to her in person she does a little something something over at my shop these days she covers me on Friday so that way I can do readings that's amazing she's rearranging all the books which was sorely needed thank you Seraphina for that I love it when you have friends that are like you know what you need this and then they go and do it instead of telling you you just need it yes well it was like halfway done and she's like I'm doing this right I was like all right make sure you take your break like this because you can have one I just I'm not going to be grown up enough to remember to tell you to take it oh good Dan Chase am I gonna get in hot water by the end of the week or is my landlord just a douche he has a question for you the fact they called him it just was really relatable to Holly so she didn't know if it was her I mean book nerds unite yes so a really fun thing to do for National book day I put a lot I put it in my newsletter but bibliomancy you can use books for fortune telling so you pick a book that's meaningful to you um it's important like it's I guess it could be any book but it's nice if you have like the family bible or like a book of poems that you really love or whatever it is and then you close your eyes and you flip through the book you just pick a random page and then you run your finger over the page remember your finger stops that's your message for the day well I mean I'm down for it I'm afraid to say put your finger where he really always adds a lot of quality to your broadcast shout out to Josh Adams who's on the live great comic by the way hey Josh or wherever you want oh yeah um we have a question for my good friend Joe comedian Josh Adams will he ever be happy because his face is always miserable all right we'll put that on the list don't worry Josh we we we we get we got you we got you Josh Dan we're gonna we're gonna read for you um so I hope you get hot water by the end of the week but this lady's looking really sad about her water so I'm gonna probably go ahead and say no um the queen of Cups that's a great that's a great card it is a great card but look how sad she is about the water true I know she's like she looks like she sang cup from Pitch Perfect I got a ticket for the long way around yeah there's definitely laughing my ass off it's definitely you versus the landlord and um you'll eventually get your water but it might take a little longer I'm sorry Dan I know this is definitely not the things that you wanted to hear sorry oh and then will you never be happy yeah we'll just will will comedian Josh Adams ever find his smile uh Wheel of Fortune no there's two scholars in a row man yeah like you see you see this one Josh okay he looks exactly like you you miserable prick sad face hilarious prick but miserable maybe you could talk about the different tarotes that are out there because I know that there are different types of cards um there are so we go over that in our class a little bit Yeah different systems um but right now there are literally thousands and thousands of decks on the market is this like the one that you gravitate towards is this a standard um so it's a version of the rider weight so most I know nothing about these so it's it's the one that most of the art decks on the market are based on these guys um and it's the classic um imagery a lot of people dislike it because it's like bright colors and sometimes they have a hard time connecting with the images but um once you once you learn it I like I find it's my go-to um so this is a different color palette than most rider weight decks are colored so because like the the original one like the yellow just hurts my old lady eyes it's really it's really really like ouch man I love that she said old lady eyes because earlier today when we saw that it was National coffee ice cream day she was like oh I love that and I said that's very old lady of you mine it was but just because it was my Nana's favorite so I just associated with old lady flavors I know it's not I mean my old lady flavor for me is either grape nut or old uh rum raisins yeah those are old daily flavors or they're just retro they're they're bygone flavors when I asked my first job was scooping ice cream and like I'd see an old lady come in and I would just start the rum reason I just feel like this is yours I know that this is gonna happen for you good morning Lauren thanks for joining us very much looking forward to hang out with you this weekend our friend is a joy Seeker that is her job description well what is her favorite ice cream flavor yeah what is your favorite ice cream flavor if you go to the Ben Jerry's like graveyard on that how does one become a joy Seeker right lucrative and can I do it instead of what I'm doing right now she's an artist um she is phenomenal from face painting to storefront painting she literally will paint anything make anything she does acrylic art she just goes where the fun is and that's oh places and you also paint my face to make me look like the Q Anon Shaman I don't have the we'll put horns on a cut up pooh bear and we'll go to town you're not him already I could have sworn you were I would pay money for you just to hold up the photo and just randomly show up at one of her face painting gigs I am just gonna read Cape Cod you paint my face like this thank you are we bracing for another hurricane I don't know what's happening I have uh Bruno MBR Home Services thank you very much for your sponsorship was sending me um the trajectory of whatever Ian or Lee or whatever it is churning out out to see right now that we're supposedly going to get next week and I'm like I don't know we may we may does this mean we can drink hurricanes I'm okay with that I mean if if we're going down in a hurricane why not that's how I choose to prepare while singing hurricane good morning good morning Judy and I'm sorry I interrupted you mid scorpion good morning Judy Ann Jackie Cindy good morning everybody I love iced coffee and ice cream I love coffee ice cream and we do too ice cream's the best oh show these tarot cards so any anybody that wants a a reading um she'll she'll have she'll have it done for you and it's amazing not seeing many questions okay um for Aaron roach will I find a boyfriend this year okay let's find out will you find a boyfriend this year are you looking because you gotta look first that's fair um I don't she kind of half is sure she'll admit that she half it all right so you gotta look for a boyfriend before a boyfriend happens and then you got to be careful where you look from do not recommend Tinder what's what's bad is like uh when when she talks about her exes like all those other Comics just shut her down like nope nope nope does she do that for comedy um or is she just friends with a lot of comedians friends with a lot of having thick skin and we're very emotionally abusive um you know you're you're kind of okay on your own but somebody will be coming in for you you have far too many walls up though for you to take it serious and this person might be a little immature it's like so a man well yeah that too but like a man that's like it's my first day being a human like like he just got pushed out Neanderthal like the elephant and it just stop tracking it's knuckles I mean like his Optimist like he's optimistic and funny and nice but also immature can you see them or just one of them those there's those two okay so the so we got pace of Pentacles and uh Queen oh it's Paige uh okay that looks like a c with fun good morning Kelly uh Danielle has a question for you do I need to move within the next five years within the next five years Cindy give me a question and we'll answer it for you so that's a yes or no question yeah right I can tell you so tarot was really about it yes or no I should have brought my yes or no coin you have a little bit more specific situation I can tell you like what the next five years is gonna look like and then you can decide if you need to move how does that sound I like that all right and then Aaron writes the thing thank you I am a damn Queen damn straight perfect see you are good enough on your own Aaron slay Queen not my words their words okay um oh the god and I know her life and that card in the middle there is uh still there well I mean so like the next couple of years probably like so I pulled a card for each year um this is the year you kind of start to pull it all together um and kind of like figure out and make a plan and then the fact that you have the plan for you like while you're hanging out in year two year two looks great year three looks like [ __ ] if we're gonna be honest it just kind of looks a little sad and depressy like things happen um but year four is like if we're looking in like the long term of A Five-Year Plan I mean year three is kind of when you do feel depressed about the fact that your plan is only is five years long yeah like I can't it's like I got so it looks like star five is when you actually do pull the trigger and make the move like that's when the things really happen for you um and it is just it's definitely like a yay Oh yay again kind of a kind of a slope there you go Danielle in five years time but you're one and two and four and five look really good watch out for your three I think that it's funny that she set that time frame for herself yeah actually the middle card she knew it was going to be five years it was amazing and she didn't want it to be five years and sometimes you just know uh Cindy wants to know if she needs she needs to know if I should proceed should she proceed Cindy be more specific Cindy with what I mean what are we proceeding about we have special cards now yeah so what are we proceeding with oh my goodness is this the yellow one that hurts your old lady eyes you said no this is a this is a different type of deck good morning Paul thanks for joining us thank you four out of five years good so I'll take it that's it I'm gonna say four out of five years productive Tyler Rodrick a good commercial love anybody of mine love Yeah Tyler's great uh we we forced him to host the other day he's like oh I hate you because it was his birthday show uh none of his friends showed up to his birthday by the way and it's a shame because he did awesome oh my God look at the love connection that's happening here not really a love connection but hey Danielle do you remember me from freshman year Spanish I love that we're we're rekindling old school ships here I don't want to wait us to be over it's not love just friendship it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday all right all right let's do it in harmony to see foreign the world in polar uh befriend the world in polarize so I think that yes you should be like this is kind of telling me that yes you should pursue love but don't jeopardize your pursuit of other things in The Quest For Love Don't Make The Quest For Love all encompassing um and then just by being open to it but also going about your business and doing the stuff that really ignites that spark in you um that makes you radiate and shine and makes you happy is going to be the thing that manifests love in your life for you I love the font on those cards it's so pretty yeah right you see this stuff it looks it looks it looks a very instagrammy it is very instagramy manifesting and doing I I feel like I've only heard that word like started hearing that word within like the past year that's when my husband usually rolls his eyes and leaves the room because he's just such a naysayer he's Negative Nancy when it comes to stuff like that he's like I swear to God if she says the word manifesting I'm out of here do you have your board in the room wait why I love that stuff why is there a pictures of Idris Elba here happy birthday address yes please I'm not mad at that not one bit for the record my vision board is Chris Hemsworth oh okay mine too yeah God bless Australia it's a bunch of different Christmases any of the hemsworths will do even the doctor brother you know what I think the doctor Brothers even the one that chewed on Miley like 22. yeah what is that one doing he seems like he's like in the the lowest rung of the totem pole right now oh absolutely he's he's in his uh you remember Kate plus eight yeah he said he said on whole face of just I'm just smashing cars I'll take him I can fix him yes you can Tara Carter now Lauren says she's living in Manifesto Kelly has a question for you about a new educational path she's starting how will I do will I thrive and manifest abundance well those are two different questions yep um let's see let's take a look at what the educational path looks like for you oh um maybe not so great um I think there's so so so sadly um while you find that there's a lot of camaraderie in this new educational path for you um it looks like maybe there's something about it I'm not going to say that you're not taking seriously but there's something that you could be doing differently that's going to manifest better success for you um but it's just not um you know like like when you take it like it's all the good feels it's all like the amazingness like you're like Yay this is so much fun yeah cause Kelly's such a positive light of a person yes yes wow um but this is going to be way harder than you think it is like way harder and you're kind of wearing the same Garb right there in the yeah yeah this is an uphill battle for you sorry it doesn't mean it's not doable yeah she wants to know if there's something she should do differently well I mean like that I'm going to leave up to you to figure out um you know like if like if there's you know whether or not there's an approach you need to take differently with this but um I think going in with eyes open about it being a difficult path that you've chosen as opposed to just like this is great it's gonna be fine it's amazing yeah you know it's gonna that she said it's super hard it's all Tech yeah so so maybe that's what it is it's just that is the language you don't speak yeah it's you know it's it's a difficult path but let's see one for the outcome oh yeah outcome's good though so it just looks like it was very weddingy yeah it's like it's like um it's like a homecoming it's it's like a happy like yeah you did it like this is your graduation party um so it's not like you're not going to do it I just think it's like you you acknowledge that it's hard it's way harder than you acknowledge it being like that's okay I think being real with yourself is a really difficult thing like I always think of things and I'm like oh it'll be fine what's what's to look and then afterwards I'm like why didn't I even look at that did I not question that I just barreled through like I'm just gonna get this done good morning Lisa thanks for joining us hey Danny uh why are you sending your cash app on here did we do something delete delete comment I don't watch yeah right I put my cash app on there first Danny put the cash app up if it's paying us if you want to do a shout out say happy birthday it's ten dollars a shout out in cash yeah right um Dan wants to know how do I lower my stress level that doesn't involve marijuana how do I lower myself to the wrong people I don't how do I lower my standards more marijuana that's Amari that's how popular we're getting we're getting spammed with other people's cash apps I mean I mean like that's how you know you've made honestly my sister Jackie compliments you and your card reading as well oh that's awesome she said you look awesome and the cards look awesome Kelly says she owes you a reading now uh Dan have you tried lion's mane or ashwagandha um I just wanted to say ashwagandha so lion's mane I don't know about for stress but I know it's excellent for um like your neurons your brain like so if you're if you have a family history so we also do herbs at the shop um if you everybody's into the mushroom teas right now yeah like all of the different ones yeah ever since Sonic 2 came out is that what it is yeah and people see Jim Carrey just drinking mushrooms no but just like the different kinds of ones for your body instead of coffee like that became a big thing I feel like when I was in the UK like five years ago yeah people really started jumping into the different medicinal values and ever since I watched The Last of Us or played that I I I'm all set with mycology I'm not messing around I mean the mushrooms are fast mushrooms are fascinating hey Pedro Pascal also on my vision board so hot I mean he's so hot right now why he's just so he's not traditionally hot no he's a tooth I don't know what it is I know right um yeah which is so good I mean even in the Mandalorian where you don't see his damn face I mean that's what's so sexy about him and then when we saw his unshaven face like ew put it back on put the helmet back on I mean the mustache was a little out of place yeah I was like all right I mean you know everything has a face if Cesar Romero can be the Joker with a mustache and if what's this if Henry Cavill can be Superman with a mustache then you be the Mandalorian with mustache is fine which one would you say that worked better since Cesar Romero with the mustache or Henry cavall with the mustache um Caesar Romero because at least they didn't CGI it out like they're just like hey it's here it's fine like but personally I'm gonna say Henry cavall because when they see Giada his smile is like yes you're about to do something evil yeah you're supposed to be the goodest guy the goodest guy I mean depends on whether or not your coffee feels good until you crash lion's mane doesn't do that and ashwagandha helps her son with ADHD Kelly loved her reading thank you oh you're welcome and she does mushrooms every day added to her coffee for years now good morning Sarah thanks for joining us if anybody has any questions for Holly she's got her cards out so why the hell not Lisa Z says CBD I've tried your CBD it's fabulous she does a really good job nice and fresh so for um the stress question was that who was that for Dan all right so for Dan stop just going ahead first into things like so this is just you rushing into every goddamn situation head first without thinking about it you're very much a shoot first test questions later kind of action Taker and I feel like that causes you way more stress than it needs to um you need to be a little more like it's not that you shouldn't take command and make decisions and do those things but you need to be a lot more level-headed about it like maybe take a minute think about it um just kind of like okay weigh your options and then make the decision um and then you need more balance in your life um stop working so goddamn much or stop like it's or you know like causing like and by work I mean like stuff that like you don't stop doing stuff you don't enjoy doing like it's okay for you to take some time out for you and like just take a goddamn brain inspiring all the time neurons synapses things you have to find a way to achieve some balance in your life so that is that there you go a little bit of balance yep maybe CBD less cannabis good luck to you mm-hmm if you're having afraid of all of the time true if you're in bed count to count 500 backwards but if you're in the 20s uh just just give it up comedian Joe list will tell you that just sleep isn't your thing I mean I just listened to conspiracy theories that would not make me sleep I mean like they're interested like but you gotta find somebody with a voice that's going to put you to sleep yeah like Ben Shapiro no not like Ben Shapiro like I'm talking like Ancient Aliens type stuff oh okay the anunnakis came to Earth and you're like this is interesting enough to shut my brain up but boring enough to put me to sleep so it's like a good medium but yeah I pulled booze out of my life for a bit and uh I'm I'm noticing I'm sleeping better but my dreams are insane yeah like crazy dreams they had dreams just like just weird stuff like stuff that just wouldn't happen and I'm like what that's just bizarre well that's just dreams in general so so what's going on no I usually don't dream come on no really like I don't or have no recollection of it it's usually just like go to bed wake up I really don't do that I feel like that's a mysterious Disney character so what do you dream about I don't drink nothing no thanks everybody dreams right I just have no recollection of it usually and that's great I don't know what it is but it's been really weird so my sleep is better though so I'm happier for that so I never sleep but I'm always dreaming right that's it my life is a Daydream are you kidding me well not a good one twisty and tourney and yucky sometimes I feel like that's for everybody 68 of people by the way adults said they're just as awkward now as they were as a teen I like that 68 of people admitted that because I feel like keep an eye who is so used to being out hosting being around people get awkward sometimes if if you're not awkward you're normal and normalcy is boring right right and shout out to Billy Kirkwood from Scotland uh and they all said Billy did you have a ques did you have a question did you want a tarot reading and um Jackie's liking the cards but I'm like ask a question ask a question yeah please ask any questions good morning Margaret Lisa said you did dream but the beer made you forget them I agree yes please along with a few other things self-preservation my friends some medication yes please if anybody's got a question for Holly feel free to ask it um uh I have a question is my new situation going to work out we have a new Ploy employee here at poor lemonade video and she really had a tough day First Day stepping into bee's nest and it just wasn't her fault and I felt really bad and I didn't want her discouraged so I was like it's okay it's okay you know when you say that but it really wasn't okay is she gonna be okay the girl that kicked the Hornet's Nest John my entire life was one big awkward moment thank you for sharing that I will see you Saturday also at Seaside LeMans I mean it'll be fine um she's gonna learn and you're gonna she's got a lot of personal stuff going on too I like feel really bad for this human I mean like it'll be like it's slow and steady wins the race with her that yeah like you have to be super patient okay um which is not my strong suit no but um you know you are in charge of your business you're the empress here right you have to be you have to put on your big girl business pants and if you want employees like those pants they're the worst pants but personally we should go back to the parachute pants you ever see Hammer stuff I like it and just walk side to side from now on I'm fine I'm fine with that big girl business pants are just as comfortable as jeans from old Old Navy Circa 2005. I need to tell myself that they're not comfortable um so like you're you're either muffin topping or they're falling down and there's no in between damn hands of mine well the muffin topic that was 2005. hey they want you to wear the low rider pants which are terrible I know yeah I know high rise that's that was well now it's mom jeans so can we just get a happy medium in there like Just Dance where your waist is I love the 90s to me 90s was the best decade homophobia it was great it was people had to hide like that was the best oh God I'm gonna get everybody in trouble patience is a virtue it's one I'm not possessing so I'm really working on that for myself I mean accepting that every day is gonna it's gonna be what it's gonna be so you're trying to build you're trying to build like uh like something huge like yeah you're like this is your legacy this is what you want to build and you can't do it alone as much as you want to try to do I know I know um so you're gonna have to hand over that responsibility and unfortunately with this like not unfortunately because sometimes the people that you take the longest time to Mentor will be your best employees yeah yeah um so we hope yeah you know what I mean I do want to be able to keep people that keep coming into our Vortex um we have people that kind of slide in and out when they can give their time which I really like because I feel like it builds more when they're fully present to be here for it yeah so I really do like the people that have come into our space here at lemonadia whether they're podcasting or doing a show or whether they want to be an Entertainer or the event space we give them the room for them to make their mistakes um just yesterday was It was a a messy one I I might be I don't know if she's gonna make it I might be gaslighting the cards here but what it's saying is you should give them another Hornet's Nest to throw them into why not handle that one here give him another test in fact every day here you go just hadoken them every day now just give them a Tiger Uppercut finish them so my my good friend Shannon Lyon asks uh babies or more cats um wow that's uh so personally I'm gonna go ahead and say more cash I feel like if you're asking that question it's cats Child Care by choice up in here and I will tell you that babies will ruin your jam every time oh thanks Dan Call Me a G I haven't been called a g in a while so I appreciate that 90s fashion is back now slouchy 90s clothes all of my sons wear them now Sethi your kids are adorable I am awaiting the return of like the Hot Topic pants I can't [ __ ] wait were you were you working there when we found the Chinese food in the pocket of one by the way if you did not I put a bunch of Chinese food in a bunch of pockets so I couldn't say just a random chicken finger in a pocket or dude I would hang around like noodles at Dunkin Donuts I don't know when they're throwing out the donuts like no no that's not necessary these two met on our show last month and um funny thing they they met before when they both worked together at the same space yeah like we both we both worked at the mall not the Sunglass Hut this is so good so good so for babies um only you can make that decision and you're just gonna have to go with the flow of Life sorry um let's see the river's flowing so so you could interpret that as many cats many babies the Queen of Swords I really love she kind of reminds me a bit of a cat like a like a cat lady but like she's like she's large and in charge she's got her cat she doesn't give a [ __ ] what anybody thinks about her there's cats in this picture right I mean the sphinxes yeah um but so like it's it's about giving up a modicum of control you have to decide how much control you will want to give up in your life because when you have a kid you have none that's facts yep uh Kelly yes I would love for you to do a free yoga class for moms um absolutely do that and I will be there even though I have no babies anymore I'll bring my wretched dog with one Milky eye can you take your your yoga class for Mom shorts are coming back so is Hollister yeah also um Lauren says she feels like all of her Endeavors are finally connecting but I'm running on Short Straw financially should I keep pushing is there a break ahead and should she come work for me I feel like you should yes I say yes in a day three of them Yellow Jackets every day you're Leslie nope Diana give us a question we're answering um uh Lauren's right now but we'll happily answer a question for you and my what I'm we I mean Holly so all right so I'm gonna do some for giving it up and then I'm gonna do some for pushing ahead and we'll see just what looks better how does that sound yeah because always there's that money factor and it's just give up no I'm just kidding that's how I feel just reverse John Cena always give up it's frustrating arrows or sticks those are sticks those are rods they're growing so So like um both have their merits honestly so I mean like really you're you're in the you're in the you're in the driver's seat where this is concerned um if you choose to push forward it's going to be really really really hard and right now it looks like your guides don't really want you to know the outcome of that um you know there's a lesson for you to be learned in this but um they're not saying whether or not it's going to be successful if you decide to give up there's nothing wrong with that so if you like it would just like I'm done um you know it's don't make the decision impulsively though like you want to make sure that you're making it from a place of like calm like I'm not in my emotions or my feelings about this um you could be sitting pretty about it but you are going to feel the loss of having given up on whatever it is that you're doing there's some emotions that come with that there's a loss and an end so it's up to you keep it and let's collaborate we'll talk Kiki do you love me next next question this is from my sister Jackie question are there certain parts of my job or parts of myself that I should emphasize to get promoted so should she work on herself that's an excellent question Jackie Shameless self-promotion I did a tick tock about glamor magic so if you go to my Tick Tock or Instagram there is a post there about using glamor magic to enhance personality traits I don't think there's anything wrong with your being your best ritual Cape Cod ritual Cape Cod right now um but let's see magnifying your positive qualities I don't think there's anything wrong with that I don't find that even particularly witchy if you're a non-believer or a person that is afraid of those things you know what I mean because there are people there are non-believers I accept all help so let's see give me the things I need more duels all right so you definitely should be accentuating some of your positive qualities as far as the ones that you should accentuate um you need to go Inward and search like what is it that this job really requires of me that I would would benefit from being like yes I'm really good at this um but there is a balance to be struck here you don't want to come across as there's there's confidence and then there's Cockiness right so you don't want to come across as like just kind of like I'm great you don't want to do the Bart Simpson pop banging I am so great I am so great g-r-e-t yeah everybody loves me you don't want to do that at a job interview it turns out I am evil Homer I am evil Homer do that though you know there's a balance to be strong I'm on a TV show right now this is great I'm endangered I like men now I glued my ear to my shoulder oh my God hello Super Nintendo Choppers this is awesome Diana wants to know if her daughter will ever find love localized in your kitchen um sorry hold on quick comedy break coffee and comedy we're just quoting the simpsons.com now I love it right it's so good the Good Seasons Seasons three through ten there you go Good Seasons all of them especially the later ones no just let it die I did like one of the later ones they're protecting their legacy it's just gonna be on the longest that's what they win the longest you could you could you could die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become The Simpsons and Dan Chase is a big fan you guys are amazing um oh so is that a baby it's well it's a child her baby it's a child so it's your baby Diana yes your daughter will find love keep your [ __ ] nose out of it stop being so nosy I mean like oh [ __ ] like honestly you're waiting and being like will you ever find love do you have a boyfriend yet like the the kind of poking and prodding that might be going on there extreme pressure is not productive and it's just gonna like a watch pot never boils it's just gonna seem like forever anyway um and she's gonna go about and do her own thing and make mistakes but as soon as you ease back up off of that and um it looks like too there's some I'm not looking there's some ideas there's some ideas and ideals that maybe you're like you should look for this in a guy or a girl or a partner um you know that like you got to stop all of that just just stop it there's two people that saying that sounds like my mom right now yes um so as soon as as soon as soon as you back off on that and kind of give your daughter the room to explore Partnerships with people if she's gonna be much happier and much more open to having partners in her life um and she's gonna make mistakes and it's going to be too it's terrible and stupid and you're going to want to say things but don't um good morning Miss Julie good to see your face um you guys are just what I needed this morning oh Lauren um Dan um Cindy has one more question will ryck be okay will Rick be okay or ryck I don't know what the acronym is is it rick just follow back with us Julie can we emphasize on the acronym yeah right um Julie says this makes my heart Happy oh lovey girl I'm gonna find out if someone's yeah early Treehouse of Horror over everything Yes Rick don't blame me I voted for Kudos huh will Rick be okay we're getting lots of laughs everything's coming up Milhouse I sleep in a racing car sleep at a racing car Homer I sleep in your big bed with my wife I thought you didn't do impersonations never can I borrow a Feeling sorry that's a deep cut that's like going into the office to help them yeah right laugh it up Homer I already did um okay so let's see will Rick be okay um I mean it looks like it's gonna be all right um just it seems like a lot of unnecessary worrying uh on on your part so stop it there's a lot of stop it in here this morning yeah stop it now is it because we're like getting closer to the Equinox does that have anything to do with it I feel like just rushed Equinox is about balance um are we we're in a Mercury retro we're in like a million Planet retrograde right now still I'm not gonna pretend that astrology is my strong suit because it's really really not you guys but um everything is in [ __ ] retrograde that's crazy right now and if you need Mercury retrograde candles go to Ritual Cape Cod support small businesses anywho and you can donate at AJ Penny we like that random stranger watching our live today dropping its cash out what a douchebag sorry get out of our bubble you weren't invited and you can also pay PayPal but if you're ethnic like me cash app right out loud will should show cooking ever come back sources say yes I just had an interesting conversation with a former contestant on Hell's Kitchen it might come back sooner than you think thank you for asking John Coughlin [ __ ] show cooking was my way to connect with people during the pandemic where I really just drank in my kitchen and um really didn't cook very much but it was just a good time so I left myself on fire yeah right all right sometimes did cook things and it was just a good time I don't think Gordon Ramsay actually because he just judges people's cookies 100 and he's just like emotionally abusive you look at the research like all of those restaurants don't exist anymore that woman he did like idiot sandwich horrible by the way like funny for its time but then like long lasting like drama John wanted to ask the cards that not me sorry oh I thought he was asking you that's what I literally thought that silly man silly silly man oh my goodness where were we what were we doing who am I why am I here show cooking yes yes we'll talk about it can we just keep him yeah we'll keep them they'll come back they'll be regular contributors on the show we enjoy them very much um AJ what is one thing that you do before you go on stage do you have any rituals heroin um I do everybody loves the nod I'm a big fan I just thought I just um I take in the environment around me I watch uh oh the show I watch every step beforehand I like us see see what see what's working see what's not like see what subjects are are touchy and what happens when you have to go first um I watch the host okay okay yeah I watched I watched the host see see what he's see what he's dying at um it's just like Bill Burr was saying like during during a special just watch make sure you're like oh they don't like bread don't talk don't talk my wife she's such a pain in the ass it's like oh bill you know calm down I do love Bill Burr oh he's great he does entertain me all right John so I'd say watch every step beforehand he said he used to look up Mashpee Fire's business line when they saw the stove on well you know there are some times where I put my face a little too close to that so okay so he's got the OCD actually you have your oven's on right now while you're at work thank you for thinking of me and my safety my house can't have another fire thanks I appreciate it Lauren I'm down for that get together absolutely all right so how do you handle just bombing on stage oh arm yourself like before you go out there with like [ __ ] that the best people suck the best thing to not do I will start with that the best thing to not do and a comedy friend of mine Zenobia Del Mar shout out to Zenobia is not to narcissistic sad bomb yeah which which means if you're bombing don't take the crowd down with you oh okay yeah like you you could acknowledge the awkwardness but but like but like never say you guys are concerned yeah um because you're not doing a service to your other comedians that are in there although maybe you are because that it's only up from there um it depends on who depends like take the crowd down but it's okay to address the awkwardness of it it's okay to be like okay you're not built up like right yet um my go-to line is just like wow this is like an iPhone on one percent your energy it's just it's just because when it feels like a zoom call and everybody's on mute you need to you need to you need to address it if you will yeah right like that as long as nobody's masturbating uh if if anything that would be better because at least there's something for me to point out look over there and not at me on stage dying you know just like see guys he's touched himself I'm killing right now all of you are the problem except this guy that's fapping he really loves me good morning Ashley thanks for joining us Holly is here with her cards if anybody has uh final questions for her we have a little bit of time left to be able to do so and definitely if you want to find all of your listing of classes where can they go ritual Cape cod.com if you want to learn to read the cards for yourself we have a Tarot class starting on the 20th it's an eight-week course it's very thorough and as long as you do the work you'll be able to read the cards if you don't do your homework I can't promise you [ __ ] so there you go there that's truth in lending right there it's just cut straight through the crap and disclaimer on the bottom listen you don't do the work you're not winning back to the masturbating I I would I would be worried I'm like okay do you like the sound of my voice while you're fapping in the crowd or is it or is it just me and my Lobster shirt like which is it lobsters can't help how sexy they are because you were talking about doing impressions um we did this one Camp me and this comic magician Paul Kilmer um we we did this camp and then supposedly some of the staffers told them like oh yeah they do Impressions and you can request them from the crowd and I'm like oh no so this one kid uh asked uh do a pressure Elmer Fudd being arrested and he's next to his dad he looks exactly like Elmer Fudd so I think that's why and uh okay Elmer Fudd being arrested like please don't send me a poison I'm gonna be wiped and that was the only laugh I got the whole night that was it yeah that was the only one that's a hard laugh to get yeah no pun intended good morning Uncle Danny thank you for joining us from Virginia hope the farm is looking lovely today hopefully it's not as hot as it is why is it so freaking disgustingly humid right now I'm over it we're supposed to not have this weather in September thank you Mr hates us Texas is coming up this way man I don't say that Jason Aldean a small town please stop pushing that I just want the Killer Beast you just want the murder Hornets yeah well my poor new employee just stepped in the mall for us yesterday so don't worry about it Holly talk to us about sound baths because I'm totally obsessed with the thought of them I've never experienced the sound back so first of all I just want to go ahead and say ritual boast s the largest bowls oh well then I could sit in them but please don't because I'm still paying for them um so talk to me about your big bulls Holly I Got Big Balls Got Big Balls I got pendulous bowls I'm just kidding so we've got a plethora of bowls so we have a suite of Crystal bowls they're made out of quartz and they're very resinous and they're an awesome sound healing instrument um you know musician or not you can't help but appreciate the frequency and the vibration of these bowls while you're in a meditation supposedly doing wondrous for people with PTSD people that are struggling with something in their life or just all around relaxation if you've got anxiety and you just can't mother flip and relax gambling debts yes Big Bowl he's just gambling he had another summer here on Cape Cod where I've not gone and seen a Cape Cod Baseball League game that I swear I would have but I didn't I think it's been a decade maybe more um yeah right someday maybe next summer it's not gonna happen if you go I'll go all right deal we're not going I'd rather Listen to Sound baths I'd rather do bath salts a hobby I mean to each his own how come salt never came to Cape we have everything except bow assault Texas bring it back no I brought this up yesterday when I had Hank on the show that there actually had to be a social media warning to not ingest borax because it is a poison and a toxin because the new thing going on social was the fact that people were using it as a anti I forget what it was like something to take your inflammation away and an anti-inflammatory if you're dead you have no inflammation no inflammation whatsoever I'm dead guys just use the horse to warmer like Joe Rogan does what is wrong with you I mean don't cover your mouth that's hilarious let's take the horse to warmer bro I just like toothpaste is he still around oh he's very much around I don't know this is my audition to get on he's got such injury interesting guests so I love him as an interviewer because oh 100 because he shuts the [ __ ] up yeah like he's like you know like Yay here's your interview but like then he's also Joe Rogan though so it's also really disturbing that we were taking advice from someone who did Fear Factor like this is this was just hard for me to digest holy uh devil's advocate here if if if if anything him giving health health advice and telling people to eat reindeer testicles and they're still alive we should listen to Joe Rogan even more what are you doing with an ice bath just going about the Cockroaches if we're going to make Ivermectin popular we should also make ketamine popular there you go wondrous therapies with ketamine and mushrooms on the west coast right now and damn stripping yeah um well my husband's first book release uh open new doors for him uh Dan Lyon fantastic author um mainly does short stories but he's doing a full book called The Crimson cape and it's it's about a murder on Cape Cod very cool yeah and then that'll be coming out soon hopefully they'll open new doors but the tarot cards which are we'll find out shortly Shannon that's also got to be a process right there as you've written this book and now you're putting it out there and what if nobody wants it yeah yeah yeah it's exactly it's a scary space to put yourself out there that way somebody wants it it can be an amazing book but like a tree fall in the woods you know the phrase yeah these look all good oh here we go here we go good-ish um I think there's gonna be like a really fast initial response and then it's gonna slow down and it's not so much that it's not gonna open doors for him but again um a lot of work it's a lot a lot but he's passionate about it you know he really um you know lights a fire under him to do the writing and um you know it's it's not that it's not going to open doors for him but there is a lot of work here and you know so it'll be a fast release like the rise of the pogs how everybody had pogs in 1994 and then all of a sudden nobody had pogs yeah there's gonna like so I mean like if he wants if he wants that continued momentum he's got to put in a lot more work than I think he thinks it's like it's the flashing Japan yeah it's like oh my God I sold 10 books today why aren't I selling any more books tomorrow like it's you know like you gotta go out and do there's a labor of love when you're self-promoting and pushing yourself like that it is it's work sorry you hear that damn line you're gonna be like the the baby of Cape Cod wasn't he canceled yeah for saying super homophobic stuff okay yeah and uh and I love jokes as much as the next guy but then I'm hearing I'm like God damn no he actually means that I don't know if he meant it but still it was pretty damn bad like what he said yeah I don't blame people for for student um ketamine is already popular yes it is uh and also not borax though yes Lauren that is correct also AJ I did eat a three-inch live hissing Madagascar cockroach at Six Flags for Fright Fest a few years ago so that was her Fear Factor moment oh my God no wait wait repeat the last buy the ticket I'll just buy the ticket for Fright Fest Fright Fest I didn't know Fright Fest was a thing until Six Flags oh my god oh yeah oh like what what else what else do you have to eat I don't I don't know no no no no no I just bought the ticket or I won't go I mean no no not eating live things I can't I can't no I'm sorry at least that's gonna like bite you back while you're eating it right exactly oyster is very different than hissing cockroaches protein is protein I get it I just don't want it to bite my esophagus on the way down so I will take a pass on that right yeah dude I feel like uh like like the Giants and the clouds so like crying of Bones oh all right and on that fabulous note everybody let's let everyone know how to get a hold of you guys after our time together um Myspace mobile um cash app like that guy you can message me through cash app um 3.99 regular rates dude I still I still got my I still got my aim messenger I'm the last one I just I just want it it's kind of like a Blockbuster card I still want to keep it afterwards and I used to work there yeah yeah same you're just like I was the card holder so I'm actually your boss I was really good at melting the plastic on the sleeves I really like that gun in that job oh yeah that was that was a great book wrapping everything I'm cracking myself to light my weed shocker no one's surprised by that agent it really was life was so much simpler like right right when jackass one came out like you God and it was funny we didn't know any better no we didn't oh now they all have problems shocker they had problems then we just thought it was funny yes now it's just sad okay because we're seeing Ryan Dunn do that like oh okay and then like um the late the later jackasses um don't don't really hit as hard because it's a because Johnny Knoxville uh stopped dying his hair and then so is that what it was yeah it's a 50. so him getting like hit by a thing is just like he has an AARP card right he's already done that been there done that dude like he aren't you dead yet he gets a discounted Dunkin Donuts you shouldn't be doing that right you no longer had to dress up for the old yeah dude all he had to do was put on the nose that's that's literally it just went in that's it that's that's sad at this point Holly ritual Cape cod.com yep 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