IT's Me Lindsay and Stephanie

and we're live well definitely don't hit play because you're gonna hear yourself unless it's silent oh yeah good morning rtb who invited this girl right there we're gonna have to lower you down there you go hi it's me Lindsay hi it's me Lindsay getting to know all about you know I as I was looking through some of our videos uh my husband was like uh good morning forgot to go over the Bourne Bridge oh stuck in traffic going over the Sagamore right now rtb boom robbish I did not want to start the episode talking about traffic but we we will get to that in a minute I gotta thank our sponsors cape and Allen's Kia 760 Route 28 South Yarmouth go to capeniskia.com and they've got great deals for you and definitely go and check out the new Kia Soul I have a Kia right the right key assistance key assistance thank you once again for the coffee you're welcome I appreciate it that's you girl I know I was trying to quit the day this morning we'll get to that also NBR Cleaning Services offering 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about different stories and I'm like I have no idea how to do that like I have no control of the music over here I just sit here and it's me Lindsay like I have a little cookie I've just had like a very tough week and uh I've been struggling to get through it my daughter is home she got home um at midnight the other night and we haven't had a chance to connect and have a conversation so that's been a lot and like throw work on top of it so um I'm gonna be out one once again tonight over at the Moose Club it's a fundraiser though so it should be a good time playing Tunes playing a little music Bingo and uh raising some money for the Boston Marathon which is rapidly approaching I can't believe someone yeah I'm ready for the spring portion of that and you want to talk about traffic RGB that is an absolute nightmare in Boston God bless those Runners yeah right well I trained and I went it's big money I went the other way I got through a half and my friend was like where'd you go and I was like see your sister I'm out there was a fork in the marathon there was a fork and you took the floor and going down this time goodbye well I always think like what am I gonna wear yeah like what could be yard sale because I'm not gonna wear like my cute running outfit with my favorite sweatshirt and people just like oh yeah just roaming while they're running I mean you have to because it might be cold it starts out really cold and I mean I would have probably literally a backpack I should do the Rucker thing instead because I'd be like what if I'm kind of hungry oh yeah that's right so I don't know I think way too much about running that long and what I would do she's Paralyzed by the needs yeah when I need my sunglasses would I want them what would I do I'm just such a low maintenance human being I usually even if I needed a ton of stuff I would I would roll with nothing and be like oh well we're making do with it I'm not high mate I'm a planner yeah and yes my car is a mess but you know what if you need a snow shovel or a sand chair she's your girl yeah I'm ready for you that is true you are pretty much ready whenever it comes I really am Beach time and you're like here we go hold this yeah hold this it's Mary Poppins over here gotta love it I know Bree's laughing at the Rucker thing so we've got rock for hit coming up and that's for Heroes in transition we're doing a big fundraiser over at knock about uh Colleen I'm the driver by the way I'm the driver I'm there for comic relief and to make sure nobody's like dying in the middle of the night in the road somewhere I'm there that's it just Hi how are you we were just talking about you we were just talking about you I'm looking forward to the melody tent being open and I'm looking forward to some slushies yeah I hear there's a new slushy machine and I'm ready for it I said I was a little shocked REO Speedwagon tickets are so much money what the flip yeah I mean you are welcome I'm even like sitting there how old are you and we're all singing so loud we all know the words that they're not even really there so I'm still looking up um who is Left Alive from the original REO Speedwagon to be able to charge 150 for tickets ticket prices have been really upsetting me lately I know that they are astronauts is 700 yeah and they're asking for this two years in advance what if they don't live to then exactly am I gonna get my money back I want to know well I remember when I used to you said they're already sold out well how many which members are left alive is what I want to know we were saying the best part of the melody tent is the concession stands yes um how much we like that is correct so that's awesome I mean they were formed in 66. how many people are left alive I know is there are is there just are is there o is it just the speed wagon who is still alive that's all I know REO rtb nope no refunds yeah pay your money let's get it done well I remember seeing the Allman Brothers and Greg Allman was the only one left and he would stop at some points and you're like oh my god did he just die yeah see even he said it's just the wagon that's it it's just the wagon for people singing REO Speedwagon songs well I don't know I can't fight the feeling you just have to deal someone said do you want to go I have an extra ticket I'd probably be like hell yeah so I'm I'm a hypocrite you're not a hypocrite for that exactly I can't afford it yeah I'd have to go by myself I can't buy someone else a ticket that's it RTP said your spirit will be there seriously you know what we're gonna have an REO Speedwagon Party anyway without that oh we're gonna have a dueling party yeah we're gonna be like at the across the street we're across the rotary yeah just playing REO Speedwagon so there I'm gonna go early I don't know if I I can accept tailgating for REO Speedwagon that's all we're gonna do we're just gonna tailgate we're old poor we're tired we're gonna do the tailgate we won't go hell no we won't go foreign we'll also get arrested but it'll be worth it wow at least our kids are old enough now mine is he can come pick us up that's yeah we're almost there yeah we're almost there you have one home I have one home that can pick up I've got one that should be driving any minute God help us and then another one on the way so yeah I mean we do we've got bail money hidden in the house that's the whole reason you have kids right for bail money and rides finally your turn honey oh my God come pick mama up well you're dealing with a parenting situation that's kind of heavy a little bit serious do you want to share with it because I mean I think it's a lot and I think every parent struggles with the right thing to do is and I think it's a good conversation please Don't Judge Me Facebook friends because I am still happy it's me Lindsay but I turn into like I would have been afraid to be on the receiving end of that text message that email don't poke the bear and kind of like oh no you didn't to my kid that's how I am sorry I know and any Educators that are watching and listening I know and I truly understand what it is like to teach in this moment in time and how just impossible it is to make everyone happy yeah I mean I had to do the right thing I know it's a hard job I have friends that are teachers um and then they stay after and their coaches and they do so much I appreciate you you guys are awesome yeah you make the world a better place you're awesome for my kids but you know my son did something that was just happened in the fall it's dumb teen stuff and it happened last year 25 kids he gets busted because actually the kid he was with was they asked who were you with and he goes that kid and I was like you show me that kid right now like I know that's out your friends and when we're talking about obviously you know what it is it's not really anything serious it's just one of those stupid things it's a lord it's a teachable moment for sure happy with Hogan no did he get did he get it oh no you didn't for me yes he did he did it was like um it's your senior year but everything matters now until you get into college and it's a supremely stressful space for them to be exactly uh good morning Christiana so he was supposed to miss um four games of his his next Sport and it happened to be lacrosse he only plays lacrosse he's going to school for lacrosse he has a scholarship for lacrosse he eat breeds and shits lacrosse he loves it sorry I said the s word anywho we get it he was supposed to um Miss game so he signed up for track um he happened to then sprain his ankle we had X-rays and everything we thought the whole matter was done and then yesterday he texts that he was his Captain's status was taken away right before practice they'd like to make an example and now he has to miss games um nobody called us you know I got an email a text that he's tardy every every week and that's the problem that I have I gotta I gotta call yesterday that it was like we inadvertently marked her child absent on Friday it is now corrected it will be corrected like the dumbest thing ever and I was like your kid is not in school I'm like that's funny dropped off a snack to him yeah he's there so good job on that but good morning Dave good morning Marie thanks for joining the show yeah I I just my ex called me and he's like don't get upset don't do anything I'll take care of it and I go okay thank you Joe well that's just my ex whatever got off the phone and was like left a message yes hi you have to be communicated and then then I wrote an email to the coach yeah he is going to be very excited to see me at the next game I'll tell you that and I know it's heated and it's really difficult and I I just feel like that decision was made without having a conversation with anybody yeah so that what's bothers them is you get 1400 phone calls when they're five seconds late animal attacks I'm female it's also hard if you know I'm sorry I don't own a company I'm sorry my family didn't help fundraise this are you talking about nepotism that would be wrong Nobody Does that I am just a wash ashore blonde that's a single mom do you feel like you get taken advantage of because you're a single mom do you feel like that there are people that are just like oh she doesn't know we'll do it for her because I've seen it happen with my single mom friends no this is what I feel like I have I saw a t-shirt um not in mom squads or doesn't play well with mom like at the games oh yeah yeah like oh hey like here she comes all right yeah your husband grab him it is I it is a different space when you're going to those because then you've got your your boosters moms oh yeah and you've got your moms that never miss a game so they're kind of a click in and of them sorry I'm not I'm not helping volunteer because I work two jobs but that's also it you're a working mom and you're very busy and it's like really difficult for you to even get to that game let alone to like just be accepted into that clicky it is another version of high school clicks it is weird it is it's very clicky yeah so guess what parenting clicks are real yes if you see somebody out there by themselves just check in and say hello yeah that's what I do that's it you know because you and I were talking about this just being kind just taking five seconds of your day to just check and make sure like okay that woman looks like she might be alone she might perfectly be happy over there yeah you know she might just want to be alone because she's having a really rotten day but it doesn't hurt to just check and give them a warm smile you never know what somebody's going can come sit with us always invite somebody exactly it really bothers me I see it too I know and um the other thing is and my husband's like oh my God no don't don't I'm like I've gotta go check in nobody needs to check nobody knows my personality I would talk to anyone no I think everyone knows that Lindsay the mom's at lacrosse or whatever don't because if I stand next to their husbands and I'm saying can you explain what's going on because I have no idea about this they're like oh my God look at her flirting and I'm like um I'm actually trying to educate myself and just watch my son play yeah see even Dave he said I taught public school for 33 years and Coach 59 seasons in the stories I could tell I can't even imagine all of the stuff some really good ones yeah right I know only fun ones only it's like when it says wrong answers only we want fun ones only thanks for sharing the other one sometimes make me sad um but that's a good conversation to have because you're a boy mom yeah oh yeah you're a boy Mom it's just what you want it's it's a different breed of Mom it totally is and um I actually have been uh Gone on a couple dates with someone what Lizzie's still dating I am and it I've got so I'm here she's single I'm hanging out with this guy we've gone in a couple days you're dating a Rhode Islander first off I don't know how I feel about this does he have a terrible Rhode Island accent he has a I think he's he has a really bad yeah it's a no for me the last one you dated had a Southie accent I couldn't take that either God he called me dude and yeah I was just like I mean I'm a boy mom and I can take it but it's like can just one guy not call me dude that I'm making out with just this one guy in my life not call me dude so the guy I'm hanging out with is the um Dad of he has two daughters okay so we are I didn't think it would be that thing different a world oh it is oh it so is so we're sitting hanging out and all of a sudden like checking out what we could watch and Step Brothers comes on and I was like oh my God we have to watch this it's so funny and he's like what is that and I was like pardon I don't know if I could be friends with him did you just get out of a coma like if you like guacamole guacamole get it the trailer and he was kind of like haha and I was like oh my God I don't know what I'm gonna do oh no and then it gets worse he's never seen Star Wars okay I feel like you should at least have seen OG Star Wars none of the new stuff is fine I get it we're we have lives and we're busy Return of the Jedi if you didn't watch an Ewok in the little all that stuff like we had five movies growing exactly like what were you doing who are now she's a girl dad he is a girl dad so but even still like Driving to Rhode Island the sky was awesome it was like this random color like light um tan and I couldn't even describe it and I ran into the restaurant I was going to meet up good rtb is finally going over the bridge speaking of you all right so you're going over this I'm going over Majestic moment over the bridge on a day I get to see I get to the place he's at and it's on the water and I was like isn't it so beautiful out it looks like Tatooine from Return of the Jedi remember where Luke Skywalker lives and he was like no and I I oh my single I don't know it's Lindsay she likes Return of the Jedi she is a boy mom she likes Star Wars so then my next bonding moment I told him the story about how I was so excited the Mandalorian the new season was coming out and he didn't know what that was and I was like remember return the Jedi well Boba Fett was Hogan's favorite character okay we're watching it for the first time and I'll never forget it was like six or seven and Boba Fett goes in the sand pit and I'm like oh no oh no he's gonna be heartbroken and he looks at me and he goes mommy's alive and I was like oh poor thing oh he goes no he's alive in the sand pit and I was just like it's gonna be okay Mandalorian comes out we watch the first episode he was alive in the sandpit I called Hulk and I was like you called it dude you he's probably like my mother is crazy yeah I'm like I'm so proud of you That's my boy blue here my boy that's another movie he probably did Lindsay is that Mom she is that Mom yeah the guy takes his daughter out to nice place for the her birthday they go shopping in Newbury Street I'm like let's go to Off the Grid we're gonna eat outside there's live music and then the Bruins are on happy birthday I love it it's cute though you know you're just a kind human being you feel things deeply and I think it's important for for more people like you to be in the world because you care but it makes me laugh that you were like so excited to call him boy mom think good morning Tom thanks for joining us I I when I got us the um Dunkin Donuts the women there love the earrings so yeah Lizzy's been making lemon earrings they're so cute she likes a Hobby Lobby it's like I'm mad at you because you weren't wearing them but and now I know why I feel like my ears are doing the Ninja Warrior workout they're so heavy well they're heavy and also I always have headphones on so I don't really use danglies I'm gonna work on it yeah even when I have ear like I take them out here because I'm like I have to take them off my ears because I have headphones in my ears all the time I'm on it so that's why I lose earrings so I'm definitely in a market for ones that don't hurt my ears won't get tiresome with headphones it's happening you know I love Lindsay she is a problem solver you're like this this and this and she's like okay this is what we're gonna do let's try this you got some duct tape that's it I'm also her handyman so if things need to be fixed we're a good team we actually are yeah we make things yeah right exactly what is stopping us call us if you need us yeah right so you are also Hallmark obsessed which makes me laugh you and Eva like just that nice fluffy light you know and what are you watching these days because your mom ruined Heartland for you can you believe that no did we ever talk about that I I don't think we ever talked here about it but Lindsay was like heartbroken at Thanksgiving or Christmas I was giving a friend's giving my sister was having um she invites 14 or 20 people over everyone brings stuff and then says Lindsay get in the kitchen and heat it all so I'm there working I'm not really a guest she's a chef by trade in case you're wondering I have everything ready and my sisters and my step sister or anything my sister's in the corner and she goes I go Trace is ready she goes hold on a minute I'm telling a story and I was like oh my God if my mother wasn't here I would Hawk this knife right at her head like with love Yeah and kindness anywho so I was watching the show Heartland um it's very good I suggest it for some warm fuzzies after a bad day but you know it's a family on a ranch and everyone is at the table it's kind of a little bit quiet and my mom's like Oh have you been watching Heartland and I'm doing the food I'm like yeah um I I think I'm only on season three what are you on she goes I'm at the part where um the girl who just had a baby the father died and I was like what what I'm sorry I am talking about right it keeps going and I'm like I told you I don't know that why you gotta kill people for me oh my God I was I was not happy that no so I think I don't even know if you finished that show good morning Carol thanks for checking out I did I finished the show there's um season 16 is coming kind of waiting for that yeah but um I'm on a new show that's an Australian version of a combo of that and 90210 is that I don't know if we can hear the theme song but look at me it's really bad I don't I don't know what the hell this this show is but this is what this is watching listen mate Lindsay's now watching an Australian soap opera basically yes and it's about two sisters that uh we're half-sisters and I'm on season three and one of the sisters died I know nobody is gonna watch the show because I really I'm probably one of the only people I just like that she's now like incorporating an Australian accent into while she's like living her regular everyday life because she now watches the show smudges what's a smudge that's not like a jerk yeah that's a jerk I like that don't be a smudge yeah um some of the cutest things like about your mate or something yeah I like it I'm a fan right and spoke he'll be a Coke so yeah the um one of the main characters died and I cried like you would have thought I just lost my dog of 15 years oh yeah it was tough take it in Dolan says send cards flowers for Lindsay anymore there's nine Seasons so now I'm they got me hooked again I'm gonna see who this new character is I think they're gonna make it she's back in good morning good time and good morning Junior thanks for joining us yeah I don't know why I'm single yeah so she is fully invested into this TV show and it makes me laugh that like that's it the night's over I have to go home and watch the McLeod sisters bye I can't live I can't watch the um Walking Dead zombie stop zombies oh my God I can't yeah I have friends that I'm I'm very much I I'm not into zombies but vampires anything occult-wise I don't know vampires witches I don't know why I like witches so I like a CW fan so I'm also like a teenager Charmed you're an Australian teenager now so that works so good um so one of our friends uh has an only fans and I just saw that there are only fans people that are getting tax deductions on their implants and body improvements and modifications what the flip can I just say I have only fans and get my Botox covered I call it I call it fans only by the way first off excellent excellent um and tax time's coming and I'm looking for creative ways to know I'm kidding good morning Junior says good morning lovely ladies clearly he's mistaken what show he's watching are you watching a different show but uh I need to go over to Captain's because I need uh some spanakopita in my life it's been a while yeah forget the botox we need mudslides and speed of coconut really I'm quite a cheap date yeah me too doesn't take a lot no vodka slushy I'm in so not only is she a chef but uh she she has many trades and she also works in the wedding industry yes so on weekends she does weddings like everybody else around here we got five jobs on and we gotta get through our day and get things paid for and wedding season is upon us I know and it's so weird because I really since I'm divorced I'm like the weddings come so when they're doing all their stuff I'm sitting there like oh she's like who's ready for shots but when the guests come up we're all nice and um I think one of the funniest moments the bride came up and this girl this is how nice I am this girl that was she's a kind person by herself she had a really cute dress on and so she was standing here and you know there was the Clutter group here and I was like you know what I love your dress you're getting top five you're in the top five so the bride's like what about me and I was like please we know you're number one and then the mother was there you're two three and then this friend came up and this older woman she goes what about me and said no you're not you're not making it and they all stopped and looked at me and I said listen I'm gonna tell you you look beautiful but you're wearing black and you have pearls you need some Flair you need some color I said hold on please I went to my bag I had Mary Poppins pink Fringe um with gold earrings I said put these on you walk around you come back and you tell me if anybody notices oh she keeps skipping back she was like 55 maybe 58. she said even my husband was like oh that one stop shopping you got a drink and some earrings and I said I go like I said you look beautiful that's awesome you need some Flair yeah hot pink and black death and you can keep them oh you're cute good morning Wendy Wendy says hello ladies and also Linda is checking in with us and Junior says we got some dope mudslides so that sounds phenomenal uh if you're looking for something to do while you're sitting in rotten Bridge traffic you want to stop on by captains you're welcome I thought you're gonna say you can bring some mudslides over to us right now we'll take them that's too early and then uh I never put a time stamp on that kind of party yeah there's no clock that's it I got no block down here whatsoever so I was watching this video since we're about to be in wedding season and I really I'm I've been branching this part of my business because things not to say at weddings are a big to do and I I do public speaking for a living I've seen so many best men and and bridesmaids get up there and say dumb stuff at weddings and I'm like I definitely could help them craft a better way like do a killer speech and such and such don't steal my idea because I'm actually going to be doing this come next wedding season oh it's already stolen they're doing it right now well no one's going to be doing my program as bad as good as me so nope no exactly so this groom sweet Jesus I it's on video first off this video was on Tick Tock it came from one of the photographers it made me uncomfortable and I I can handle a lot I was like there's no other word but cringe for this guy who gets up there and starts talking when he's doing his vowel portion of the wedding about intimate details how she's of their love life good with her mouth his mother is the pastor so I don't know what the hell is going on here at this situation and how did he end it hold please before we even get there for the mother to say all right move on like for him to be scolded by his mother the pastor like what are you saying right and these are not like they're young but they're not that yeah no they're not like teenagers that are hurrying up this wedding they I think they're late 20s maybe 30. I don't early 30s I'm gonna say early 30s but he ended his vowel portion with I don't know it's up to you how we're gonna end this night either as a toaster strudel or a Twinkie and I didn't get the toaster strudel thing at first that Seth had to explain it and oh Golly Wow my favorite was the end of The Tick Tock where the photographer just looked dead ass into the camera and was like yeah he's like I should have known when he was making dick jokes at the beginning before this thing even started I just didn't know where we're gonna go there oh my God CT thought she's like it made me cringe the bride was trying to laugh it off and there was no way she wasn't mortified no Junior please do the governor just passed another year for liquor to go so come get a Mudslide I'm excited I like that I like it a lot um yeah the the whole thing was yeah I can't believe you saw that tea because it was so gross good morning Helen also like at my Bridal um shower my mother-in-law gave me a present and I open it and it's a negligee or something and she looks at me and goes Joe's gonna love this and I was like yeah that's not real oh that went in the trash right away oh I have a witness in front of my mind my mother wears pantyhose and has glasses she's like the last of the white sneaker gang my mother I love that you threw that out there for supporting evidence of what type of human you are she wears pantyhose and glasses who wears pianos anymore under shorts with sandals right is that a thing anymore um it is with my mom it wasn't War times well now she's in Nashville so she can pack heat in her pantyhose you can carry a gun without a license horrible that horrible that's so oh gosh so sorry I forgot about that but she really doesn't have a gun no that's fine it's just so awful I feel so terrible for for those parents and the whole situation it is just a wild situation so hugs to everyone I don't know what else to say about it other than hugs Sarah be kind hug hug your kids before they go to school if you're gonna fight with them but hug them before bed the school or the kid um Don't Hug the school Lindsay's going through it right now and I'm just trying to be a supportive friend going down you know I I've had my my brushes with the school system and I get it they have to employ blanket punishment for all but um let's just say that at one point I had to uh go to bodies flag football when he was five somebody was accusing him of being a bully and the dad was the coach and he was scared to go to practice I'm gonna stand up for a minute oh okay show you how I stood at the field here's the line that was warm you wonder why she stands alone at games yeah it looks so inviting doesn't it staring staring man I was like I dare you to come up to me right now oh my God and then I taught Bodie if anybody talks to you you can say you're not my mom you're my not my dad and run away he's like from any parent I said yeah you don't have to answer to any parent opening day of baseball we're trying to think spring we're trying to think positive thoughts we're finally able to get out there it is going to be absolutely frigid today at Fenway so if you're going up to the game I apologize bring your I don't even know snow gear go like you're going for a nice ski just grab a big hot sausage there you go yeah what is the new food I don't know I'm not a baseball person no well the games are going to be a little bit shorter good morning Jen down I miss your face maybe I will be one now because that's half of why I'm not what how long the games are oh I know I don't sit yeah that's true I'm like what's next what's somebody doing anyone need a drink do you have to go to the bathroom I'll go with you like I'll take a walk oh poutine all right I'm down for poutine hey Julie there was something else that was kind of like a little oh avocado fries I was like okay actually I used to go to Star Wars um night with the kids they'd have like Chewbacca do the first pitch or whatever yeah we went every year for that I got my Millennium Falcon um baseball oh yep I love it a Moki as a Jedi boy mom just in case you're joining us for the first time we've already covered this topic you can message pictures I got it I'm just looking forward to actual Spring weather and being able to be outside even though I went outside in the state of my yard is uh tragic right now we'll just say that that's the word I would like to describe it as tragic well I think spring on Cape Cod is like let's fix every single thing on every road that's what spring is well obviously I'm a traffic jam if you've been driving around you absolutely know where Lindsay was like can we just talk about how they just decide to oh we're gonna fix that pull over and bring a squad of 20 people throw it on some cones and now this road is closed yeah with five cops and then um you're already running late so you've got the Main Street a Main Street situation in Hyannis and all like the finis and all of those issues Mashpee 151 is going to be that way for the next foreseeable future they're starting right in front of my condo area with the new um septic system awesome yeah that's gonna be all summer yes perfect yeah it's awesome and I think that our condo like we're paying for it not everyone is they're starting it no we all are paying in Mashpee we all have leans against our home we have to pay for it we don't have a choice okay everybody will pay somebody decided it's just us and I was like are you kidding no we're all paying for it I've only lived here like two years there's not a lot of my crap here literally we understand this work needs to be done it's just stressful because there's no good time of year to get it done because there are too many hi the Cape is full we're we're closed thank you yeah it'd be nice to have one season just up all right so now they're gonna do construction why don't they put little positive notes that you can read like I like that um start your day with a smile or don't forget you're awesome for Jesus anything like something to read while you're sitting there I know Julie was stuck in traffic the other day I swear for two hours just trying to get to work and she lives like 15 minutes away from work but the pesky little bridge is kind of in the problem and now you're gonna have to deal with that until it is a lot of free time to be stuck in traffic totally you know two boys two boys works very hard man child husband like there's what what free time you have oh such so much it's a plethora I apologize it's in traffic I know free time I feel so bad so what can you do in traffic can we think of something positive to use our time as we're sitting rotting away in our car maybe listen to some books on tapes oh that's good maybe listen to some podcasts on lemonadio oh who's done that oh I don't know we have a whole slate of activities over there if you would take a listen we've got the Chamber of Commerce you can find out what's going on in town we've got the water department if you're working on conservation and some other stuff one drop leads to another I've learned some valuable information by editing their podcasts I like that it is good about conservation thrifting like all the other ways that you can help be better a better water Steward yeah which I thought was really good and as well active advice for your guests about um how to get a parent night with no kids and no alcohol you just serve peanuts all kids have peanut allergies so people won't bring their kids guys it's Ground Round night it's just gonna break up a bunch of peanuts and throw them everywhere oh I was talking to Lisa about that yesterday about how to do a no alcohol adult only night that's what I'm saying with no kids peanuts right right out the front door guys full of allergens keep your kids at home yeah this is not for you yeah maybe some gluten bread and peanuts you're welcome you're welcome so what's these new fundraiser it's bread and peanuts nice yes times are tough at the same time so hey side bars in the world have peanuts okay so good you know so good you can bring your dog but not your kid a lot of Millennials are agreeing and leaning towards that way anyway they stopped having kids now they have dogs that they put in strollers so I don't even want don't get me started on that and the dogs in the grocery store I will throat punch you I will literally come up to you I don't care if you're an old lady I will throat punch you what if that's her like her person if if you don't eat it in the grocery store you just don't they have personal Peapod they have personal shoppers that's true there are many other options rather than taking people that don't want to be at a grocery store in a grocery store the princess she has a dog that's her therapy dog it's fake I know they're a fake therapy dog many people that need it I believe in it I think they do wonders but I also used to have a hot table when I was at Barnstable Market yeah and people would go under the shield like there's a shield the nose Shield Under full head with the dog to scoop the food do you do you really need the dog that close does he is he helping you because I have to throw out that whole pan when you move away just so you know and make it again and I do hate you just in case you were wondering I actually chased a man chased him through the store I think he was a lawyer he put his hand in to pick out the ham stop the mac and cheese I ran up to the register and I said sir did you just put she was stuttering she was speechless I just no people are gross I wouldn't do that I I go really really like you can ask for help we will all carry it up for you we'll do anything you put your hand in I have to go throw that whole the owner was sitting right there zero [ __ ] I was like you suck and no soap free that's why my husband is always first in line he's a crippled germaphobe and so he's right there with him he's got to be first or it ain't happening yeah group eating and be like who let the Bears in who who who who let the Bears in oh so I'm sorry dogs in the grocery store that's a big no in the shopping cart where your food is like you're done can't you at least put him on the floor he has to be in the basket where people put food hear how angry I am I'm shaking she's angry she's serious and she means it I will leave I will leave the store because I you don't want me near you I promise Jeff thank you so much for joining us this morning you got any closing words there grocery store anger lady I don't know I'm really fired up so if anybody needs like I could be an ultimate fighter either talking to my ex-husband or talking about dogs at the grocery store that's it watch out either way you know how to get her dander up if you need me I gotcha I got your back call me you are you are the defender of those who don't defend themselves though you really are I really am remember I defended the guy at Asia were you there I don't know if there was a guy across the bar first off it's the Cantina oh sorry happened to say why are you drinking red wine to a kid that was next to me I don't know if he was gay or not he he was next he had a lovely girl next to him he was lovely the man was on a date too yeah and I look at him I go what do you care what he's drinking why are you drinking red wine and an Asian restaurant I said because that's what he drinks they serve it they actually have Mark West Pinot Noir like you know anything I love that she knew the brand yeah you know you're in service when I know what the brand is the kid ended up not saying I got more fired up than the kid and I said go back to your scorpion bowl for one how about that and I looked at the kid I go I'm so sorry that I just got really aggro but it was like if my son was sitting there he was probably 21 yeah he was he goes you're not old enough you should get out I go go back to your Scorpion Bowl before I have to get out of my seat and that's I was gonna throw down I got your back if you need me she's the consummate mom the defender once again I don't know why you stand alone at games I just that's weird really weird it's gonna be a fun season it totally is I'm so ready for wedding season although I limited my weddings this year so I'm I'm good I'm happy with what I've got um it doesn't seem to have any Bridezillas yet we'll see oh they're coming jury's still out good morning Laura thanks for joining us now there's um I don't know what you call the Bridesmaids zillas those are bad 1700 the average is to be in somebody's wedding when somebody asks you to be in their wedding the cost it costs you I'll be happy to say not happening yeah it's not happening for me anymore either I've reached I'm too old it's like I'm the old maid I get married you know I'll do it in style yes exactly we're definitely like what a booth Cruise what are we having um tailgate our REO Speedway that's it that's it's an arios debugging tailgating Cheers Cheers all right I will see you at some point this weekend we are all over the place for a full listing of events you can go to lemonadio.com support this girl and support this girl too uh you're by the way uh our full length pods are the number one watched on YouTube when I have Lindsay on the show so it's you guys by fan favorite you were demanded to come back I like you too thanks for getting me up out of my bed on my day off I love you here for you and I'm always here for you have a good day