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the show is about to begin are you ready Lindsay oh it's Friday what saraphina and I were in a entrepreneurial book club where Stephanie never read the right book and Stephanie was terrible at this book club I really Su at book club I did not fabulous I'm what I just had a visual just had a proud of it now you are hi good morning no we are not Elton John's squared but we could be sure Lindsay always comes in with complete flare and I I love it down to the fact that you tried to make us earrings last night I know and my I had to hide in my basement because of my new roommate so we'll get to the roommate stories good morning everyone thanks for joining us on this Friday we're very excited to get the day going and uh this is really all over the there well don't touch it I know I just G to give it one more Loop she comes in and all of a sudden now my entire studio is covered in like pink flamingo feathers you are welcome you were left your mark Lindsay and we thank you for it oh no here I go with the microphone yeah just go lean into it over that yeah move your chair to it can I is that good yeah you sound great regardless Perfect all right it's a great way to start the day happy Friday we are taking your scores by the way uh what you think the final score of the Super Bowl is going to be if you are closest or correct the first person because everything is timestamped when you type it in is going to win a 50 Amazon gift card so and drop your scores it goes by seven oh God I gotta do some seriously Lindsay you know more about football than that right wait till you hear how I picked my team oh okay maybe we'll just start off with that okay usually it's March Madness where I save the bad picking of um I like that color I like this team good morning Gloria thanks for joining us well um mine goes by all right I don't like the eagles um any particular reason a boy broke my heart in boarding school and he was from Philadelphia so you pick teams based on relationships you've had in your life yes so basically the Lions I would set on fire because they're out my ex-husband's from Michigan so there you go good morning Diana and unfortunately Kansas City I don't even care about Taylor Swift his brother's wife was from Kansas City so they're out in my book okay 49ers it is woohoo put your face closer to that microphone Diana says good morning by the way to Lindsay and Jackie drop it in the Stephanie in the morning Facebook page but I seeu 284 Chiefs make sure you get it in before anybody else does that's what she said um so that's literally how you pick teams is based on relationships you've had that's correct ma'am there a lot of relationships I know I'm lucky there's a team left good morning Dave in Florida thanks for joining us we will get to some Florida because app par we got a lot of crazy crimes coming out of the Disney area yeah Mickey Mouse would not be happy but you know what they're new englanders acting a fool down south which is kind of embarrassing well sums it up it's about right and um Dave uh Pat's 283 um no I don't know what game you're watching God now you sound like me I feel a little better it's the only team we have left for you go Lakers this is going to be a fun morning oh Diana I refuse to date Leos everybody's got their thing good morning Edie thanks for joining us and hey Megan we're happy to have you on the show with us this morning Lindsay has been really excited to be able to come on the show and talk about all of the things for the month of February as a single lady all the single ladies all the single ladies and it's not for lack of trying she does go on dates she's not one of those singles that sits back and wait for life to happen to her and man's going to just all of a sudden appear in her house doing some housework I mean I'm going for it to the point where I almost went on an ankle bracelet date yeah that happened to a liony Richie concert and it was almost hello it's me you're looking for because I was going to be dead what how do you find yourself in these situations uh I have no idea I'm surprised at leave my house sometimes uh actually it's coffee and you know what it's coffee with one drip of milk because my children have taken all of my milk Richard Wood what is in those cups I know it's 7:30 in the morning but we're here what's up Nate thanks for joining us sadly doesn't matter the time of day with us no doesn't actually cheers to I know cheers to us both finding ourselves in Chinese restaurants across the cape yesterday oh so can we talk about dating at the Cantina please a lot happens at the Cana so yes that's where I met the guy with the ankle bracelet um time out before we even get into it we've if you've not watched Star Wars just transport yourself to the C okay so we're here and this is where Lindsay meets her best matches and I'm also probably single because I know a lot about Star Wars you're a boy mom I know you got to pass on that well speaking of I'm jumping to the roommate with this I can't all right so we're gonna pause on the Cantina dating story no we're in the Cantina different story no I feel like nothing good happens at the Cantina other than Lindsay leaving there with stories what's up Stephanie all right so I have a new roomate I have a new roommate I met him at the Cantina and I had a good reference one person um he hasn't left the house I mean for real for two I mean that's kind of good that he's a home body but also not kind of good when you finally relinquish some of your space No and then the stranger is there all the time um I get home from work I'm a chef I need I'm with big loud guys all day I want to just chill I'm making dinner hey sorry I want to chill no problem put my food in the air fryer oh what's that I've never seen an air fryer how does it work what's on the top I'm like take it take it up to your room read about it take the food in it it's yours what is roommate etiquette I feel like more and more people are squeezing their space because a we need it we need the extra space and we need to double up on on that living situation but ALS so living with a stranger is super uncomfortable and maybe he's trying to connect with you and you want nothing to do with this that's I definitely think he's lonely nerdy fine but um the reference I feel like was from the Cantina was job of the Huts bouncer or bodyguard going hea hookah and I said oh my God thank you he's a nice guy well really he said put him in the pit with Han Solo he owes me money too should have wrote a lot of Star Wars references today what's up Mark I know thanks for joining us on the show today we've got our favorite Master Chef over here miss Lindsay and she is in to talk about galentine's day and apparently your roommate problems I know I need the vent guys I'm sorry or I need like a shaman to come over and you know what this is what our show is here for we're here for community members new businesses nonprofits ladies looking for dates ladies venting about their living situ a it's fine so for Valentine dates make sure you have them pull their pant legs up that's one tip why check for the ankle bracelet you think she's joking but she's really not you are welcome ladies I'm here for you Nate says Lindsay is the goat what's up Jamie and I hold my hands up thank you Nate thank you didn't they stay there so how did we go on a date with someone with an ankle monitoring bracelet well I didn't know until the second date he hit my leg and I was like ow what is that oh by the way yeah just was in jail what what yeah dodged a big bullet there oh I'm not kidding I feel like this is not even the first time that you've gone on an ankle monitoring bracelet um okay let's slow it down I am a little bit bananas but one and done thank you ma'am thank you next I'm saying no I picked colors you got to have a good color ankle bracelet or I'm out yeah all right so Lindsay's picker is wrong it's broken her choices are questionable and best I know I literally would have been hey hanging by the seing lion Richie concert going to Boston with someone I don't know with an ankle bracelet I can't honestly I really recommend that you spend a little time with Lindsay and apparently you can find her at a canteen a bar near you yeah I like fortune cookies oh she just the fortune so she picks her football teams by guys that she hasn't dated yet and uh picks her life's quests out of her fortune cookies yes supposedly I'm traveling soon that's what I learned last night back to my spaceship apparently di says wow we are really learning a lot about Lindsay today good morning main thanks for joining us on this wild Friday ride today thank God for friends I know right seriously all right so talk to me about like food I know you were showing me this video of some Dorito air fryers and all you could say was Diss and Terry what is something good that we can cook up that's super easy for Super Bowl that's not like at least you're health conscious which I appreciate when you're cooking you're like use this instead of this this instead of that well I do have a great idea that I've done if you have like a small party you can make nachos in single little tinfoil individual things I like that idea so you have a big tray you put each little tin for people you know and then you don't have to deal with I don't like onions I don't like jalapenos make your own individual nacho pockets and then you take the whole thing and just put it on your lap you don't have to pick and watch some big weirdo that pick their nose grab a chip and then you don't want an KN so I really like that also because the hand situation when everybody's like touching nachos that is really my one gripe about that situation yep I'm down for individualized nachos what's up Junior I think Junior could rival you in in bad date stories oo let's go I I don't know we got all the time in the world this morning but I love it I'd love to hear someone else has the same kind of problems because I am a a weirdo magnet well let's get let's give the red flags for dating okay red flags ladies get a pen gentlemen too this is for everyone everybody get a pen she's got some real advice she's done the work she's put in the time she's gone on the dates well the first thing I have to say is most guys I've dated that are divorced and I'm sorry this is a fact so please don't be offended divorced men with daughters are are like piggish rude I don't get it really yeah this is what you found yeah four times okay like I want to say to them maybe I have would you want your daughter to deal with this would you want a man to treat your daughter like this interesting hand of God are they newly divorced though maybe they're going through something um two were two weren't okay so off the table for your dating list is dating divorced dads with daughters well actually no because you're a boy Mom though I am a boy mom and truly a boy mom I know I could I can do well with the junior says red flag if she breaks out her tarot cards oh yeah what's up l what about a crystal I'm okay with the crystals I think Crystal girls are uh I'm not out there dating though Junior so I can't say anything about what you're experiencing in the realm of dating especially of a certain age I feel like we get to be a certain age and like this is what's left yeah it's like like this is this is what's left it's like you got to the buffet late so you can have a pancake or some old sushi I'm all set that sounds terrible good morning Mary Mary o'keef is joining us from Amsterdam I am loving uh being able to assemble all of the clips for Jenny and Mary as their journey of Joy takes them through six countries and Jenny Willer from The Family Table collaborative and Mary O'Keefe have been uh she just basically volunteers all across the cape for pretty much every nonprofit that I know and uh they're just really enjoying themselves out there and uh definitely follow their podcast it's growing Leaps and Bounds and I will uh Mary if you got a chance drop it in the chat right here so that people can follow you along where you are avoid bar avoid Bishop F and high school graduates all right David we we're a classy Bunch prob we try can you imagine Mar one can you imagine if we had a travel podcast yeah oh my god well it include Cantina bars that's definitely sure what are we going to use the crystals for is it kinky oh Gloria I am totally subscribed yay I'm not allowed to comment too much I it's familyfriendly all right so red flags okay so you don't date dads with daughters no lift up your pant legs because there might be an an ankle monitoring bracelet what else is a red flag for Lindsay and dating um don't don't start with the texting like have someone that picks up the phone boom Oh that will call you yeah the text yeah you're yeah you're you're a talker I'm just saying like oh you're d d all of a sudden you get to the date and they're like and then you get a text like they can't talk well that is one problem which is why we're doing the our um speed dating event that is happening over at Wicked Restaurant it's happening right on Valentine's Day and we're doing we're full on the ladies side we need some more gentlemen so single guys where are you we want you see if you tell them they could text they don't have to talk they would show up guys this is five quick five minute conversations with you can do it come on that is Guided by me and we're going to have game breaks in the middle there's a breakdown in the middle we're going to have some fun giveaways and it really is just for entertainment purposes because no one needs to be lonely just show up yeah right and then maybe learn you have a boa we learn how to talk to people in real life yeah because I feel like we are so separated from that it was like pandemic and now it's like we don't want to talk to people in real life yeah and we've just really absorbed the texting thing maybe people are nervous I don't care I mean literally get off the phone I don't care I gotta go and then two seconds later I like the sound of your voice oh okay so why don't you keep talking oh Diane this thank you very much I had to clean off my desk I had another pod good morning Susan it looks very um Diana said Wendy went on a date with a man who licked her face that was a huge red flag oh yeah that wins that definitely wi Junior says how much garbage they have in their car do they live out of that thing she's a slob oh Junior and Mark wants my Bowa don't look at my car right now yeah don't look at my car either I I just tra I'm ready for snow I'm ready for the beach I'm ready I have a toothbrush I like to brush my teeth she's ready to go have toothbrush actually sorry Junior I guess he wouldn't like me I had a homeless lady in the parking lot at Trader Joe's see me try and get a bag out of my car I walked into the store she was standing she she wanted to go in my car because she was so pumped she's like oh I just hit the mother load what was in your car that she wanted I just had everything oh I probably had this B I mean why wouldn't you want so I was about's like do you want to make earrings we can hang out down here she's always crafting something well the best part is I chased her I chased after her and she hissed at me and I said you know what lady bring it I had a bad day at work so she ran I went in the store my ex-husband works there to tell him and then I was laughing to myself I'm like he's going to give a flying fig about this so I just started grocery shopping you have really stumbled on to such a gem here this morning it is never a dull moment when we have Lindy on the show she just comes with the stories what is that song from Moana or the Disney you're welcome there you go it is Moana the second one is coming out if it's a bad show or a Disney movie Lindsay's on it yeah what are you watch what are you watching now on uh on on TV are you still in Heartland why did you have to tell everyone that what all right first of all I still can't find season 17 you know it's like your friend that reads the Danielle Steel novels like they're all the same with the same exact plot but we're back for another one cuz it's new and it's something we know and it's something we love this is where Lindsay is so I'm gonna tell you guys I just been the good doctor oh okay I like the good doctor that's cute the the seventh one starts January no February 20th the seventh season I think I quitted around season three me too this is somewhere where my husband and I have this TV watching divide where we'll start something we love it we wait to watch it together and then somewhere around season two or three between his narcolepsy and is if they add something that's a plot twist to the main show jump the shark I hate it we're not watching that right I do like some good ones but I'll just share that some of my passwords used to be Bev 90210 that was my favorite show of all time so maybe I'm not good with suggesting them and my zip my area code is my Social Security number is uh I like this my mother's made a name is now you know where her ex-husband lives I mean honestly I feel like you give too much you you can come pick me up at my house I live it blah blah blah here's a shovel and some duct tape by the dumpster you're welcome Lindsay and I restarted hanging out again when she moved into the town of mash B and we had met and then she was regaling me with the tale of one of her latest dating escapades because guys this has been going on for a few years now I mean you are you keep getting back up on that horse and you keep going out for rides and you keep being disappointed she's been thrown from these these well what was it this summer um weekly I no this summer I dated a guy very nice two daughters um medical sales lived in Bristol the Rhode Island accent was too much it was a lot for me so I was learning about people's bound you know don't jump into it and he was like with his mom or going to visit his sisters and then camping with his nine-year-old daughter he facetimed me I FaceTime back and a woman answered and I was like you don't look nine yeah so those that was his other girlfriend yeah his old girlfriend good morning Dan we're just talking about Lindsay's dating escapades and um rule number one is probably not to take people home from the Cantina Bar this one was this one was on a appp to meet people there right right let's get this straight folks I do not bring Strays home from anywhere let alone the Cantina well you did give one person your address there one time okay but I did it yeah fine one hi this is me Lindsay this is my house it this is where I live this is where I keep all of the things that you could murder me with right here they're right here just in case you might want to do that I I have a um sh a knife sharpener too if you know it's too dull every good Chef has a knife sharpener it's right here right here just in cas these are all of my work knives just do it for him I'll sharpen the knives for my God someone's going to be wearing your skin actually it could be my roommate I told him I told him he needs to make two lamp shades because I have two kids he can't just make one so he's aware of that if there's anything left you can have a wallet you're welcome our favorite friend Dan Chase is joining us from somewhere in Middle America and he has a horror movie podcast oh Dan pretty much every plot that is in a horror movie I feel like Lindsay has dated or um I I don't really I can't even think of one that I've watched on the big screen that I don't think that you found yourself in I know or My new roommate yeah so I tried to hide from him last night in my basement I was looking at old pictures because my dad's turning 80 and I want to do actually you're going to be helping okay a video um all of a sudden I hear footsteps down the stairs that's where the line laundry is he switches the laundry and I'm like quiet and I I don't know I hit if you want a schematics Max ma yeah here's your next hor let her let her know and then I hear hello oh what are you doing oh you got I go oh sorry it's a mass these pictures are everywhere I got to get rid of some throw them out oh no let me see these are great I'm like oh my [ __ ] god there's no windows I can't even jump out of a window down here trapped sorry kids um please let everybody know how long you've had this roommate for two weeks he's not GNA make it good morning Sue oh my God Dan have you dated a pin head a leather face actually I really feel like that that's true I have a friend Brie's husband helps me he said nobody with big neck tattoos Gloria wants to know how you sleep um Tanya registration is going very well for Valentine's Day please yes all of your single guy friends and give them good references yes five o'clock is a bit early for some of them well that's the point it's supposed to be like get in get out and get on with your real date like where it's just a little bit of fun right post work I'm not going to jump into anything serious until like 530 someone there then they're going on another date I would be really mad well it's Valentine's Day I mean if you meet somebody there and you both match that's that's the whole thing with speed dating it's first names only and you're not getting into anything unless I mean they could be making up half of the stuff you don't really know it's just and I would fall for it and be like oh my god let's go this guy is so wonderful oh you have a puppy in your V I like puppies your your cat stuck in a tree let's go I'll help he told me I'll bring a ladder I'll be right there my name's lindzy I live at 472 oh it's stuck in the vent I have to take my clothes off to crawl in and get it okay I like the animals I'll help you you really do get swept up in the most ridiculous situations you know it's because I'm too nice I it is but also yeah you're too trusting of people and you have to be really careful when you're on these apps apparently there's uh Bumble has got a new dating deceptor that it's using to tell if people are really fake like catfishing and to make sure these photos haven't been used in other profiles well thanks a lot Bumble could have used that before isn't Bumble the one where the girls have to choose the match right I don't know all the guy oh another tip just a tip um everyone's like this is this site is better this site is better so you see the same guys on all of them yes so I don't know I don't know what to tell you girls call me I'll come with you had a very funny conversation with one of my single girlfriends and I'm not going to name names but she finally opened herself up to sort of dating and opened up the Facebook dating app and who is who was there but a person that we used to work with that was removed from our working situation because of their inappropriate dating relationship that was like hey want to grab coffee I'm sober now I'm sober now and she just couldn't wait to T she's like oh my God somebody I turned it on for five seconds and all of a sudden the Cesspool Gates have flooded in I know asking me I'm sober now is that a pre-qualifier for things to say to somebody that was that was me then like you're still you only now you don't have whatever it is that made you the way you were like is that supposed to make you not bad now I don't know but if that person has to creep back into your life hello that's but the best part was she was like maybe I'll see I bet I'm friends with her may maybe I'll see yeah wait do am I friends with what well he said he changed death I feel like as women we want to give everyone the benefit of the doubt a lot of the times yeah I be like you know what here's my address no your first experience was the real experience don't Gaslight yourself like that really happens walk away it's not a good situation to be finding yourselves in as we are snow biring I want to remind everybody that just because you're in Florida doesn't mean you have to act like uh this person in Florida story we had two incidences where police massach etts police officers were visiting the happiest place on Earth in Disney and one of them assaulted a security officer uh let's see cast and crew members of some Disney show one of them went behind roped areas and had to be restrained both of them returned to their homes in Massachusetts after their Florida vacation and now both have been put on administrative leave I mean don't get me wrong if I'm going to go act to full in Florida and come home and then get forced vacation which I get paid for again no sign me up I don't know how that works exactly but I'm gonna book my ticket soon this is just a gentle reminder that when we are going other places we still live in Massachusetts please represent us as follows thank you yeah just pretend you're from somewhere else that's what I do good morning Miss Mari thanks for joining us on the show this morning she says that's a good look ladies thank you it's an itchy feathery look and I'm going to be peeling feathers out of this these are like glitter this is like the equivalent of I'm going right to work so I'm gonna I am in big trouble you're gonna have to wear a plastic coating in the kitchen I know or just take all my clothes off all right so you gave us a really good I don't know why these things come out of my mouth I feel as if there has been a naked have we had a Naked Chef show I mean yeah and that's just gross has there been a Naked Chef show I thought naked and afraid I really think I first of all that's the last thing I want to watch after cooking all day so I'm sorry you had like the celebrity chef thing on trivia and these women next to me are like you don't know and I'm like I could give a flying about cooking after work you know I'm like I'd rather watch paint dry or my roommate walk around the house no I'd rather watch cooking than that but but so but I really think there was maybe a cookbook Am I Wrong guys like some some guy had an apron on with nothing else oh okay I don't know if it was but I'm saying like an actual show um they're always looking and desperate for new TV shows because I feel like everything has been done before that's one time that I am serious and I think that is really gross yeah good morning Mark and dangerous for certain parts of that could catch on fire you know like that's the reason to watch that's the whole reason to watch nak watch somebody's peepers get caught on fire why not it adds a little excitement and keep all your bits behind that all right the this stuff is cute but it gets really uncomfortable and old Junior says another red flag is if you state that hey I'm not crazy anymore wait have you've been following me Julia listen our Our dating event is super fun and it is going to be controlled I'm in charge over here I'm not gonna go guys so just go do it I feel like you're worth the price of admission I know you're busy working that day but you know well you never know I might pop in well you'll hear me coming that's for sure I'm so down for it I'm so down for it I have to find the perfect outfit to jump into that all right so galentine's day do you have anything going on usually galentine's day is the Saturday before Valentine's Day Valentine's happens on a Wednesday I thought it was the night before I don't know I can't keep track of these things what are we doing I don't know I feel like we should all get together I think we should do it Sunday everyone come to knock about yes please I say yes to that all right gallentine Sunday join us ladies we have a crafting event that day I've got so many dates rolling around in my brain no it's happening at knockabout so you can come and craft call them [ __ ] and Stitch um feel free to swing on through and have a good time with us thank God I have Sundays off now that's the only reason I haven't we complain we do a little crafting also we do have our cabin fever party tickets are flying out the door right now we are half sold out we have a little over three weeks it's a Saturday it's a Saturday it's a daytime dance party which I'm so for it's 2 to 5 shoot all right I'm going to try and get that it's a Saturday portion of the proceeds is going to Habitat for Humanity what time does it go till 2: to 5: I'll make it just at the end and well come just for the end because you can at least get a photo hear the band The Midnight Society is performing if you've ever seen them this is a dance and party band that just goes they sing consistently not like the big long breaks in between and you're like is is the band coming back does anybody know where the band is the is the band done has anyone seen Lindsay or the band that's been a problem that statement's definitely been uttered before lind's with a band in the bathroom all right folks all right my one of my band stories this happened in college par Parliament played um in Missoula Montana okay they had me and my friend jump on stage and they wanted us to go on tour as groupies and I was this close to being a P Funk rouy yeah flashlight I mean giving the props that you walked in here with I don't know why this is not a story I don't disbelieve look I don't know why I have no idea I wanted to take her on T so weird all right so are we done are we full have we gone through all of your dating tips yeah your red flags yeah us girls getting together we're going to be crafting yeah um I will I'll have a couple more on Sunday fortine and thank you very much I really actually like that nachos tip I'm going to do that because that is a big complaint around my house you're welcome I live with a bunch of germaphobes and they don't like people touching things you can do it with anything yeah packets even use like the muffin tins and put like a little single dip and then you can get your veggies put the dip in that so then you're not sharing all that yeah hey thank you for sharing with us today you're welcome um where do people find you Lindsay do you want to give out your address it'll come up on the screen at the end my birth date social security number eye color do you know this woman and honestly um keep an eye out for her when you see her because we all have to watch her because apparently she can't watch herself Well yeah if you see someone with blond are you safe going into a van late at night with someone questionable just grab me and say maybe it's time to go home they said there was a kitten in there with a hurt paw I wanted to fix it and candy have a great weekend everybody Monday Monday I'm going to be having T Tamora Israel on the show with us and she's going to be talking about the all black party and it is an absolute I get dressed up in all black that's like me every day I call it Johnny Cash it's my Johnny Cash are Johnny Cas so yeah we'll have we'll have tomorrow on the show which I'm really excited about a show that is also on Lemon Ado I'm gonna be back for St Patrick's Day cheers oh cheers more stories to come have a great weekend we'll talk to you soon bye Everybody by oh my gosh Hank is coming up this afternoon if you're listening to us on lemonade make sure you like And subscribe to our