Matt and Stephanie

foreign good morning everyone I've got Matt Pitta with me today and Mrs doubtfired you I'm sorry I don't know why I got really excited and for some odd reason I just tried to say good morning in Portuguese I don't know what I I looked at you I'm like I don't know why you're doing her thing and I wanted to do a thing and I wanted to be as cool okay then I I couldn't think of how to say good morning in Portuguese so I almost said oblogato for no reason I love it perfect o you're welcome that's it that's all we know I speak a little that's all thanks for having me back how you doing absolutely fabulous how are you I'm well how's your summer I'm gone I know don't start I don't even feel like I participated in it I don't want to talk about it I'm upset I'm very sad it's like it's just too it's going by too quickly you know it's already whatever let's say the 14th day of August yeah and it's uh it's too much it's it's going by too quickly I mean I've been trying to get out and do things but you know it's just it flies by and yeah are kids in school again basically if you go into any store you're already looking at um welcome to Thanksgiving mats I know that that uh some other states like Florida some of the states they go back early they're those kids do my son started football and um there was an outbreak of covet so he's ready to go back again today we're gonna try this again I do remember uh when I played football I do remember the uh having to go back into training oh yeah in August yeah and here in the summer my parents and I would be down here in the summer on the cape and then uh I know it was always a point of contention that we'd have to kind of leave the cave early for my football yeah well that's exactly it I was not allowed to take him away I was like what if we go here what if we do this and then it was like I'm not going there Mom I got football and this is serious football because he's a freshman this year oh yeah so now it's real football time and so I basically have taken a backseat to whatever his ridiculous schedule is and one of which is now feeding him outside of his bedroom because he had covet he never had covet before so you had to keep him locked in there the entire time he never got it I felt so bad I'm like open a window in there right I'm not going in there let the germs out yeah so the poor kid's been in there since Tuesday I should probably check out what that room looks like have you ever been in there since no I haven't been in I'm not getting kovitz I don't have time for that stay in your room put the dishes out there's a table outside of his bedroom he's trapped in there like a prisoner that's I think he's fine with that because he's got video games and then that quarantined period he's got his own bathroom so he's good it's like what's going on in this house I'm not I I'm just not going there I've got too many people here if he walks out then everybody gets it and I can't have that that's true you have no idea what's going on in there there could be other people living in there right now probably he may be running some type of store selling something I did check the windows on the deck and there are no like ropes down or anything like that so so back to football today Back to Football today which I'm really pumped for him to do um my daughter's a senior this year and he's a freshman that's wrong in so many ways right because because there are since in infancy I've known well yeah and then well your son before he was just right you didn't have them no no exactly that makes me feel super old yeah I'm not loving that so yeah the it could it could slow down I was so excited this weekend because it was supposed to be the perseid meteor shower we didn't see anything we got crazy lightning storms that's what we got to say I heard about that I was not here oh good for you well for half the weekend I wasn't here I had to go to a wedding out of state okay yeah so which incidentally led to a whole kind of situation uh you know and of course all I try to do I just try to you know put fun little things up and it turned into full of it I just so I'll get ahead I'm getting ahead of myself so ended up down in the New Haven area of Connecticut yeah you know I'm very familiar with Connecticut I used to live out in western Mass for a long time ago for a while and have friends in Connecticut Etc but uh had never in my life had legit or real New Haven and pizza didn't even really know that was a thing oh yeah it's a thing did you know that it's I feel like every area there's your your Mystic Pizza people your New Haven kind of pizza your your Greek Pizza your Italian pizza your I feel like everybody's got their pizza and everybody's is the best it's like famous raised in New York it's the best so is it I don't know but so that was the issue so I get a group of us get taken down to this whole area where the uh apparently the top Pizza of New Haven is a place called Sally's now Pepe I've heard of Pepe's yeah modern is another place this one place modern is so popular that they literally don't have to be open on the weekends they don't open on the weekends can you imagine being a restaurant that doesn't have to open on the weekends because they do so then I found out I was told I was told we're going to get New Haven Pizza on sun Saturday morning and I was told you've got to be up we have to be in line to get pizza I'm like what do you mean in line to get pizza these pizza parlors down in New Haven people line up before they open at 10 10 30 in the morning they get lined I said it's Pizza how good can it be right I mean come on I know what pizza is I got my all my Greek boys out here right yeah that's right is every pizza parlor in the cape I feel like most are Greek I think so and I love the pizza yeah so we get in line at this place and we get these enormous pies I I put a picture of it did you see let me let me show you show me the pie Peta I'll show you the pie good morning rtb Thanos Ralphie says I think Ralphie's kids are back in school and what's up Darby yeah Floridians they go back early so here it is that's New Haven that looks fabulous to me very very thin crust I love and so I ate it and and I really I said I'm having a crisis of conscious and it turned out turned into a you know bloodbath on Facebook 89 people see New Haven neapolitan pizza is the best and so if I then one person criticized me for not having been there before well I'm sorry I haven't made it you can't win I'm sorry that I haven't made it to you know so but it was really good yeah so now I don't know I've never met a pizza I haven't liked I'm gonna be honest with you yeah actually one of my other friends did say any pizzas really no such things I like Bagel Bites I don't have Discerning taste when it comes to Pizza it really is kind of delicious it is really the perfect food yeah even Chicago deep dish it's not my favorite right but I I can get down with it and then um where we've got the edge in sandwich that does that what kind of pizza is that the square oh the square like Chicago pies but then it's crunchy it's called the lacing on the outside it's got a specific thing to it Pizza people are very serious about their Pizza business as you can see now I do like you mentioned Chicago Pizza I do like and I've been I was once criticized for saying that Uno is not real Chicago deep dish like someone who was from Chicago but I actually do like that deep dish yeah Uno Pizza right I like the edge so I'm a cross scan so now I have all right here we go should we do a voice changer antenna so I as I was sitting in the pizza parlor uh thinking about this and having this moment of you know crisis where I'm thinking I feel like I'm cheating on my Cape Cod Pizza people right I mean what am I going to do and I I was thinking about this morning and I said I knew I was coming down here this morning and I said I'm going to talk about this so you know what I did I actually brought two slices stop it yeah but I ate them last I knew it I was like I didn't see him Waltzing in here like I got a little snack or a treat for us no there was no mention of that so last night so I knew that this was lies last night I get home it was it was a weekend it's been a long drive well no I'll tell you what it was a week it's been a weekend at first so I got home did something you're still allowed to you still have firsts I'm kidding I know but also so I end up for the first time with a whole crowd of folks end up at this adult swim-up bar last night in Yarmouth have you heard about this Adult Swim before I have but then I was told don't talk about it but then I saw it on guidebook Cape Cod so I'm like if it if they're out there like making videos about it it's out so the words out so follow me here and how the whole thing works okay so the weekend starts at a wedding yeah in Connecticut I end up on a Saturday at uh Sally's Pizza yeah it's called a pizza at 10 A.M 10 A.M then go to the wedding the wedding was Friday oh okay then end up at a at a barbecue later that night now at this point though I was realizing I'm gonna bring pizza for Stephanie in the morning on Monday I'd put it in a cooler packed it with ice look at this the thoughts were all there on Saturday ended up after the after Pizza there was a post-wetting post party barbecue okay went to that made sure the pizza stayed iced Sunday morning up early out the door get to the cable want to get a little time ready to go get a little time out in the sun get a little boat time yesterday Salvage part of the weekend for the cape finish up over there with a group of friends who gets a text you've got to get to the adult swimming pool now okay amazing everybody wants to answer that call you say yes to that so the whole we all kind of move as a as a pack over to the swim up pool yes I really wanted to go to sleep because I wanted to get up early we end up at the swim up pool it's open till 10 on a Sunday so we end up with a swim up pool maybe a cocktail or two I get home I had to do a little work on the computer I'm sitting on the deck it's like 11 30. it had to happen like oh man I am so hungry it's the perfect thing I get it so hungry right now I get it I open the refrigerator and I'm looking at these two pieces of New Haven pizza that were initially I mean I was actually going to warm them up this is alive this is all a lie I was gonna warm those and bring them here this morning the intentions the best laid plans of Lies I go into the refrigerator I open the door and it called you very quiet all I can hear is the refrigerator running and the pizza's staring at me and I I grabbed it from the bag and like somebody who was you know hiding something from their parents I took a pizza never had a chance I knew it but it's never had a chance both slices went down but then have you ever done something after and then you have that tremendous guilt yeah I went back out to the deck hung my head low shame but you know what I don't regret it absolutely why would you regret it it's Pizza it's all good baby eleven o'clock at night so I do I did try so hard so good I tried I've had no chance good morning Mark good morning Kelly Tara I will see you in just a little bit going a Habitat for Humanity they've got a new build in Chatham that they're about to put people into so I get to see it like all shiny and spiffy and ready to go a great group of people so good uh and Roger if you weren't afraid to go to Connecticut you would have had to gone a long time ago oh God I'm not surprised he was part of the crowd last night ah taunting flagrant taunting from the swim up bar ask him how his head's feeling this way yeah how you doing how you feeling this morning Roger by the way the the beach chairs are outside yes so talk to me about the swim up bar you liked it total fun this is genius okay it said the cape caught inflatable water park or Cape Cod water yeah but it's outside of it yes so you can just kind of go and Jump On In you go in there's no admission and you can listen I'm not criticizing kids but you don't have to be near the kids right also it's I mean can't adults just have something for us exactly that doesn't have to be you know always just booze and Dark Places pretty much so but this is amazing it's they have they have seats in the pool that also concerns me though is there a restroom like nearby okay right there okay yes because it always you know I mean like how long are you sitting in there for right next to it okay perfect so it's amazing you got to go to this I know I'm gonna get in trouble because literally you're not supposed to talk about it no two of the people that were in the pool last night hey do not talk about this we know you talk to people and also B it's probably not going to last long nothing good on Cape Cod can stay right they take all the good stuff away well someone always ruins it for us something stupid someone will go there and do something stupid that will ruin it inadvertently for all of us because that's what happens there's always one and you're like man why'd you got to ruin it for us well I gotta tell you it was an amazing time yeah you know Christine sounds like you had you were living your best life this weekend no it definitely was it was really busy good really busy um Christina who runs uh the most of the uh she runs the whole place yeah let's be honest uh Christina was over there with her husband and they were running the place last night and it's you got to check it out awesome go up to the adult swim up bar you can just go into that for free and you get a drink you get into the pool you know it's just amazing sounds awesome for the kids do you bring the kids they have a thing called a Flow Rider down there not like I just saw that right but sorry so they have a flow ride Florida so they have a Flo so do you know the Flow Rider is yeah it looks like it but also I see myself not faring very well on that little surfing machine well I'm basically right right as a surfing machine it is I didn't want to surf in it I just wanted to jump in it and let it take me up the hill right dump me over the top yeah they wouldn't let me in why I don't know I don't know because they know you'd misbehave but I mean that's a tick tock right there like that right there me on a boogie board trying to ride the wave Rida that is that is some beauty of a tick tock I might have to do it if I had to injure myself prone to that but they keep that open I'll take the rising that open till 10. they do wonderful things over there and I even as a cape cutter I will go there and spend the night because it's on the other side over there have a couple of cocktails let my kids because you get the morning and then you get the next day or the morning of that so it's like you got two days for one when you stay there and it's like a little staycation go pretend to be a tourist in your own town it's kind of nice so check it out uh I may be there tonight all right Cape Cod inflatable part Kelly yeah it's got to make a date for it for sure yeah it's uh yeah it's in the Yarmouth on Route 28. once yeah definitely put that on your bucket list of Cape Cod also my Cape Cod summer got away from me once again and I didn't intend not one Cape Cod Baseball League Baseball game not a one I guess I have to admit I didn't either I had so many intentions I know big weekend for the Bourne Braves yeah congrats good for them two years in a row born Braves are our Champions it just seems like their season goes by so quickly I I think you know obviously they have to end but it's in the busiest part of our summer uh if you live here and work here exactly uh if you're not retired if you're still you know moving and shaking like Pitta and I are it's the busiest portion of the Summer where I just can't get a space for even myself to Breathe No you're absolutely right and you know it's just I know they have to end at this time of the year because the all the college kids right they go back that's understandable so uh but you know it's there's nothing like a cape League game and I you know I wish I had made one of them this year at least yeah my town so I drove by a couple times oh look at oh yeah I game um but it's what happens but congratulations to the Bourne Braves and it's another great season for uh for the cape League Baseball yeah on Friday I thought there was a probably seven of my college age kids that work around anyone West Coast Midwest had to go back to college so we said goodbye to them on Friday are ready and I'm like where is the summer gone and then I'm like wait a minute today is the 14th like we're cruising this was a big year she's over this was a big year for the cape League too because they announced that they are opening a new Hall of Fame so they've been without a permanent Hall of Fame for a couple of years folks may remember initially they had a really nice location in the basement of the JFK Hyannis Museum and then the basement of the Alamo that's all I could think of sorry I had to throw a Peewee in there somewhere rip all Romans go ahead sorry then they had a couple of uh they had a year when they were at the Heritage museums and Gardens and then they've been without a real home for for a while so they're actually going to be moving into the second half of the Yarmouth Moose Lodge oh that's smart yeah it's a nice big space so they're going to be leasing that side of the Yarmouth Moose Lodge so we held a fundraiser there for them and it was really cool because Ron Darling was there oh those of you who are Red Sox fans Ron Darling it's kind of a love-hate relationship because Ron Darling was with the 86 Mets yeah when the 86 Mets beat the Red Sox and he was there no Buckner right yeah exactly I don't know much about baseball but that's a name synonymous I'm still in therapy yeah uh Ron Darling was there and he just um it was great to talk with him you know and and tell him how much I hated him no I mean I did appreciate him he's such a huge Cape League supporter because he was in the cape League yeah well he's a big supporter of the cape league and uh it was just it was a great time so look we're really looking forward to the cape League they're doing their fundraising now and they have to build out that other side of the lodge there on 28 so that's where they're going to be located awesome the future get use out of it because it's so big and I feel like half of it goes unused a lot so and Roger just wants to torture me now about the 1986 oh yeah yep he's in there already good morning Molly Joanne nobre good morning Mari I know right I hope Matt's doing well we think of you often yes absolutely Joanne's awesome she's such a good person you're a good egg Joanne uh so talk to me about the seaside of the months so Seaside the mons with there's a very cool opportunity to be had this is amazing so those of you I'll give you the quick 10 second version of who we are the seaside LeMans it's a part of the Davenport companies uh which I work for now and the it was 22 coming up on 22 years ago that the Davenport family came up with this concept of Seaside Le Mans the way it all came about is they were coming back from a corporate team building exercise at the old F1 up in the on the South Shore and as they were coming back as a group they said we had such an amazing time like how can we how can we kind of capitalize on this for good on the cape and DeWitt Davenport our owner came up with this concept of the seaside Le Mans he said you know what let's bring this on the road let's bring all the carts to the cape and have a race for the cape and the king became known as Seaside Le Mans the race for the Cape Cod Community the first year they actually closed Main Street highness and they raced on Main Street oh yes in downtown Hyannis and you know it's interesting because it was a very emotional time it was on 2000 it was 2001 and the race was the weekend right after 9 11 and so they had discussions right after they said should we even go ahead and try to do this race and they decided in fact we have to do this race because of what happened to bring the entire Cape Cod Community together which they did and the rest is history since then the race moved over here down to Mashpee Commons so we race in Mashpee Commons with the F1 style carts that do four they're really fun 45 miles an hour two inches off the ground yeah they're amazing carts and the race is all for Cape Cod charity and so since it began this year will be a total of nine million dollars raised for Cape Cod that's it's just incredible and you change around the beneficiaries which I really like because I think it's important I mean there's a rigorous process I mean it's not ridiculous but I mean you're raising a ton of money and they also have to raise money as well so you're having them raise money and then they're not just walking and saying correct you know put all the money in my bucket thank you no you have to also fundraise so and and that's a huge part of it because we want the beneficiaries to be vested in what that in what we're doing for them and so each year um we have had you know over the past years nine million dollars nine million dollars insane this year's beneficiaries include the Alzheimer's Family Support Center Cape Cod Healthcare a new organization that's that's new to the cave which is so important it's the Cape Cod Tech foundation and this is an organization that founded was founded at Cape Tech that supports students teachers and programs at the Cape Tech and it was really a way to help them and get them out yes we need those everything we need those men and women from the Cape Tech to be out there in the workforce and so they need support in terms of tools like that another new organization this year that was being funded you remember way back panicky's Island used to be a school for actually troubled youth yeah and so that school came that school closed and it's a nature Sanctuary now right Northeast Island school so it's a way to get kids on the cape out onto nature for them to learn about our environment here on the cape so panicky's island is a beneficiary another group this year called Sharing kindness and this isn't a really important group they do a lot of emotional work they improve Youth and Young Adult mental health in our community especially on the Gateway working um and helping with suicide prevention so these organizations are all going to benefit this year amazing so another thing is and you know the the family always wants to know that it costs a lot of money to put on a race like this the company the the family pays for everything wow every so everything if you today if you today you donated a dollar to Seaside Le Mans the entire dollar goes to see that's important too because I'm do your due diligence when you donate to Charities and make sure you know exactly where it's going I love that it all goes there good morning Brian Danielle I hope you're feeling better cam thanks for joining us so all the money goes to the beneficiaries 100 goes to the beneficiaries no there's there is zero administrative cost that comes out of the money raised and I just I gotta tell you it makes a difference so you can be rest assured that when you donate to that that all of us going to the beneficiaries now so what happened this year was every year when they run the race people come to say oh my God I love that race I'd love to be in it I wish I could race I've done it twice I got to do it the last year it was on Main Street in Hyannis in the first year that it was at Mashpee comments so you crash I was terrible I was terrible I hit those bills of hay so I was it was a joke it was a joke I drove in the race and I got a penalty not good I've still never forgiven them for giving me a penalty I said why is what hit up Portuguese holding a grudge I don't believe it false fake news apparently you're not supposed to bash into another cart I may have said it's not bumper cars and when I did I may have bounced off of the barricade and they are so serious you can endure someone so they are very serious about it so I got a penalty and to this day I've held that bitter I'm bitter can you hear it better so lemon make lemonade it's all right Peta it's still a little exactly so this year we were sitting around saying how people keep asking how can we get involved yeah so we kept with this concept of the drive to win so corporate sponsorships can be a little pricey and see the individual can't come up with that money or maybe your company isn't going to sponsor whatever yeah so we came up with this concept where for just fifty dollars you can enter the drive to win so it's called the seaside Le Mans the race for the Cape Cod Community Drive to win so you can go on to Seaside lemans.org and for a 50 donation yeah you're going to be in the running and one person is going to get a full seat in the race I love that you're gonna if you win you're gonna race the entire time with one of our teams in the full suit everything it does feel kind of cool to be in one of those suits and a helmet yeah it's like you're going up get ready for your little space launch it was fun you're Tony Stewart about to jump into that so and so we're gonna announce the winner a little bit later this month there's still plenty of time to get in so you just go to seasidethemonts.org the drive to win you'll see it on the main page there and it's fifty dollars and and here's the other thing if you want to feel good about it your entire 50 donation all of it is going to these beneficiaries this year and it's tax deductible for you too because it's a non-profit so uh it's a win for everyone and last year you joined us yes in the booth as they say so fun and you're in the booth again I'm in the both and we had a lot of fun yeah we got in trouble we did it was kind of funny because we get a lot of folks from out of town that you know aren't from here yeah and uh there was one group couple came over and said you two have you ever thought about being on the radio together like I couldn't stop laughing it was great it really was only like only for years right one of these days it's gonna happen Danielle said I could live out my little rascal race dreams when I was a kid I gotta do it yes Daniel all you have to do is go on to seasidelamons.org and you'll see right on the main page is the drive to win and it's a it's a 50 donation and all of your money the entire fifty dollars immediately goes right to those beneficiaries and you know what you could be in a seat in just a couple of weeks yeah so fun the race is on September 9th at Mashpee Commons and you can come and hang out with Stephanie I well you know what in the in the peanut gallery as I so lovingly refer to it as is a lot of fun the people that watch they get excited you see little kids in their happy faces there's a kids area there's food I feel like one of the kiwanises helps with the food there's a bunch of people that help rotary clubs there we go I knew there's someone and here's another way to make it even a little bit more enticing for you because people say what are really my chances of winning well we're limiting the number of tickets I like that so we're only selling 300 tickets perfect so you're all you have pretty good odds you could buy more than one if you wanted to see so by limiting the number of tickets being sold we're increasing your odds of getting in this and you're going to get behind the cart of an F1 style and it's a charitable donation full of children yeah it's for the children so it's it's a great idea consider it if you can and then join us at Mashpee Commons and and even if you can't we understand but come down and support us bring the family and come watch it at least because it is a good time you got to come down join the race uh join us in The Spectator area there's a really very moving opening ceremony we have with military bands uh there's going to be music that you're playing yeah throughout the day and now the knock about beer gardens there so correct you have a really good time we don't mix drinking and driving however drinking and watching yes you're absolutely allowed to do those things good morning Miss Eva thanks for joining us Pitt has been talking about his Whirlwind tour of his uh fun weekend his fun Cape Cod summer which has gone by in a blink you did manage to get yourself to the food truck festival I feel like I'm also on a food tour this summer hey you know what I'm not against it so I haven't seen me a lot I haven't liked yet so so I had a chance to pop into the food truck festival America food truck palooza there over at the over the Barnstable County Fairgrounds a couple weeks ago it was a really great time and there's something about food truck food I don't know why I know I love it I had a Euro had a great Euro Truck Yeah so I had a good gyro uh what else did I have uh I always I always like lemonade at a food truck festival yeah real lemonade I had a lobster roll oh that was pretty good all right yeah uh what else did I have I'm thinking uh we had some for you have to fry things lots of things I mean in a food truck kind of like a fairy it's like a secondary fair you fly everywhere right so it was a good time I love tacos I don't know why I like tacos from a truck I won't have them like at home I won't eat them but if I'm like near a taco truck I'm in it I don't know why the Berea or whatever it is I love it I had a Street Coin we had Mexican street corn that was really good I love Mexican so good that is really my kryptonite yeah and then we had um there was a and I can't think what's a dessert that begins with a B that has I know that's random right right uh not a blitz but um it's a pastry and they put fruit over it I feel like I'm in a game show here I don't know maybe somebody will tell us B blintz no but I don't know what it was what is it I don't know I'll look it up here I'm gonna try to remember but it was amazing oh Chris Boyd says my wife thinks I drive like I'm on a race car anyway so I think you do well Chris and you'd have a lot of fun because you're good with like actual math and angles right where Stephanie is like I'm gonna win this race and goes into like a bale of hay like a get off the road Bro Dog was that a Mr Magoo I don't know why I don't know why I don't know what's happening over here I can do the theme song it starts out with roadhogs see and then there's a beep beep and it's how do I shut them off is there like a little you got the whole thing good morning Betsy Stephanie thank you so much for joining us today how do I know that I don't know it's one of those things that lives rent free in the back of your brain where we could have been rocket scientists if we used all the crap that storage you know what I mean it's like the bat think of it as a computer that is just full up with like spam and malware that's my brain we could have done things with this brain of ours instead it's full of dumb facts bad cartoon foolish Antics and pot stirring problems that Pitta posts I just want to help people with social media I just want to help I'm here for the entertainment value I just all I say is in passing along information what you do with that information is up to you the conduit maybe you're thinking about Mr Magoo because of Seaside Le Mans yeah that's exactly what it was that's where my brain was yeah so we still didn't figure out what it was a blitz a bomb a banana split um I don't know is it a blitz was it like a crate oh it's a blitz oh the blends it's a blitz oh yeah not my cup of tea I don't know why it's like a craze but here's here's the kind of the mistake I made it was that day of the food festival was 140 degrees out of the fairgrounds Dusty and hot and I ate a hot cheese filled dessert it was tasty but afterwards I yeah you so regret it a little bit I did why am I sweating just sitting why did I eat that hot thing full of cheese why so many so many poor decisions well and then the week before that I was uh I was over with our Peeps and I know you got mad at me on social media good morning Patricia and good morning um Sethi spice thanks for joining us who we had big plans to go to the Portuguese festival and all of a sudden I see this one with a cup and a skewer and I'm like he's not a he's not there I would have gotten a call I would have I would have gotten a call I actually had a little time today there we go I actually could have been there today are you kidding me oh boy this one I apologize greatly it was kind of a last one I hope you choked on your meat well wait let me show you you see my stick of meat hold on I have pictures I took pictures go ahead of my meat stick wave it around your meat stick how about that look at that doesn't I hope you overcooked it I hope you chunked out the salt I'm gonna take hold on there's my stick of meat that's it you're you're Madeira wine right your stick of meat unbelievable so delicious it was so tasty so jealous oh look what else I have there so fathers no Roger he doesn't call me either I get no calls I just get the posts of look where I am look what I could do Buckle y'all that I can pass on no a fresh malasadish though I'm sorry I love them it's one of those things that I turn into a goldfish and I'm like oh just stack I'll have one more bite and I'll just have one more bite and then Stephanie ate a bag of malasada and I'm sitting there like a pin cushion oh my God I can't do anything else I brought I bought two for the ride home that was a mistake because I ate the Mala salad on the way back I was in a carb coma by the time yeah exactly diabetic coma I need an EpiPen after that I don't know my lips look like it's like a salted Rim I don't know what happened I don't know where I was I had an auto body experience don't trust me with a bag of all saddish no it's so good somebody actually I had to fight them on this somebody said to me they said what's a mole assault actually you know they had them all Salvage and they said it's just fried dough it is not fried dough it's not do not understand no it's just about you don't understand like listen I'll fight you I will take out my malasadas and hit you with it right right I mean that is just wrong you gotta go to the Portuguese bakery in Providence I've got my little land of toys find us rtb and I are I'm not telling you what toy we're going to be where are you going to be so we're going to be right near the crown right in front of the crown oh right across yeah oh yes oh good Prime seating everyone I'll see you there well well you're up there will you get me a milestone absolutely good even though I and then I'll eat it and say I got it for you but I'll I'll say that I lovingly put it in a cooler and I lovingly took care of it for days and I really wanted you to have this fit up but then I ate it I feel now I'm really feeling bad because now I've now there's a now there's a theme of me screwing you on food that's it look what I have oh I bought one for you I thought about you while I was eating this I did last night when I was eating that pizza I felt bad a tear it was a small tear came out right there it was tighty tiny tiny it's a micro tier so why don't we listen to this this time to do this why don't you well I was gonna say we but I'll tag along perfect why don't you take lemonadio to the Festa next year okay I'm down right and go over there and live stream out of there absolutely you have a lot of peeps over Innovation I do you know I do so we can go and we'll put my meat on a stick and we'll put it on the grill We'll pour a little Vino over it look at them already planning for next year I Gotta Wait 360 days to watch him do this to me again oh I forgot I I I what let me say how much of a genius I am so all right I'm listening you see the spit here hold on let me go back to the uh and if people are interested these pictures keep showing me as me he's proud of it let me see your meat stick again how would you rate that I'd give that stick an a I really would it's perfectly spaced a lot of plenty of room to breathe just nice and big I give that stick a day but uh you can show me your meat anytime I do put a lot of stuff on I don't know what to tell you I mean all you need is a jug of water get thirsty thirsty this is what it looks like when it's cooked hold on here it is see I knew there was going to be somebody that is just joining us and Robert says what is happening I don't know what to say right now poor Cliff he knows what to expect from us too he's like who do you have today oh I'll be watching he doesn't watch all the castles stick around but I have to keep worried about the moisture but you hate that word and you know it it's not dry can we just say not dry damn it hit up I want you to show you how I I want to show you how I keep my meat moist what is that there Madera yep I'm a genius and bear you know what I ordered I've had a Time uh food grade sprayer oh because what happens is when you take your meat off that's the game changer folks when you take your meat off of the barbecue and people can these pictures on my Facebook page at Matt Pitta so you can my page is public so you can look at this if you'd like to while we're doing this Cliff's gonna be beating off meat sticks now let me go back to tell you what I do and how to keep this please by all means talk about your food grade sprayer he's a cooking test cooking with Matt get your mind out of the gutter everyone actually that is a really good idea like the one normally for olive oil but you put the Madeira in there yes because what happens gotcha when you want to take the meat off of the pit and it's getting dry you need to moisturize your meat nobody likes dry meat what a moisturizer what happens is you take the Vino and you want to pour it over the um skewer but it splashes all over the place and you party follow you waste the wine exactly so the sprayer you don't waste any of it you take the stick off of the barbecue and then you spray the Madeira wine onto the meat people are looking at me like you are Einstein of meat right you are the master of the meat nobody knows how to handle meat like you do because you're able to moisturize the meat with the Madeira wine welcome if you're just joining us rewind it gets better I'm breaking everything this drives me Kelly says a couple of radio Legends destroying their reps 100 welcome that's us one meat stick at a time apparently she's never heard our shtick on water our legendary jugs conversation if you missed it you missed it it was a good one I mean we could combine these two somehow meat and jugs so it's our next fundraiser oh I gotta go for the third time I'm leaving I'm breaking everything all I'm talking about is by the Feast of the Madeira that's it the Festa that's it it was an amazing time this is at a church parking lot everybody let's get it right it is it's always in a church parking lot somebody's saying the rosary while you're cooking meat it's the weirdest thing ever but it's the it's our culture it's what we do I don't even know where to go from here right there's not much that we can go from here except so here you are having this Whirlwind Summer Long food tour and now you've got some sort of insomnia because you're out late with Roger and then you get home and then now now talk about your late night obsessions we're sliding right out of meat and into late night obsessions what could go wrong oh my God yeah what the hell are you watching at night because my husband's asleep TV Watcher and so we have usually it's the Golden Girls or something Nat Geo but every once in a while when he leaves it on Nat Geo it slides into murder town so I'll wake up at three o'clock in the morning thinking that I've murdered someone when I'm watching a true crime something rather and then I have to freak out and shut the TV off and you know go back to soothing periods you've now found yourself into a cornhole Obsession I did but the quick aside to that that happened to me a couple nights ago I was watching um fast and furious five yep I'm obsessed with the Fast and the Furious all of them he's a car guy yeah I fell asleep watching Fast and Furious Five and I slipped into a dream that I was in Fast and Furious Five right and I was driving 300 miles an hour I mean it was just crazy anyway uh so moist meat stick Monday you got it Robert summer I like to sit outside I like to get as much of the summer yeah for sure so I find myself I'm sitting at home I've got the laptop open and watching TV and next thing you know a couple weeks ago I'm sitting there obsessed did you know that that cornhole is televised now it's like the Ocho ESPN 12 like wherever ESPN the D.A don't say you know whatever so they have cornhole on TV and cornhole leagues and you know who was in a league for a while now Mike The Situation from Jersey Shore I don't know if I'm surprised by that so and of course I'm back hooked on Jersey Shore again this are you watching the summer one no I'm sorry I just had to admit no it's been you I've left that years ago this is my confessional it's your guilty pleasure television watching thank you for sharing with us it'll be okay so I find myself one night two one two in the morning watching cornhole on TV I've seen it on TV by the way and and they're wearing shirts like NASCAR shirts with sponsorships yeah and such like what kind of athlete do you need to be to be a cornhole Champion it known to be a cornhole Champion you have to be able to hold a beer good in one in the cornhole bags but what is going on I mean is that what we are where we have to now put cornhole on TV and I don't the cornhole people I'm not a cornhole hater yeah we're not yeah we're not hating on you we're just wondering does it need to be televised on television and also how do we get sponsored actually I'm really bad I'm really bad at it it's one of those games I don't know why I'll get a groove on it's just like horseshoes yeah get a groove on and then all of a sudden it's gone and then I'm throwing them bags up in the air and I don't even know what happened I get very bored of games well that depends on how many beverages that's fact you know yeah so I'm sitting there watching and then it's one episode after another so so I'm watching one episode and so and this is coming up on tomorrow's edition of cornholeapalooza you know Will Bill be able to can you imagine being the announcer for that I'm thinking I wanted that gig yes guys you need anybody I'm good I'm great play-by-play guy tomorrow night on cornhole palooza will be able to put more bags in the hole than his competitor you know Willie so I had to stay for the next episode no you didn't so now it's 2 A.M it's a bad car accident it's 2 A.M and now they come back with the big dramatic reopening see for me that would be like counting sheep I'd be out cold like that would be so flipping boring that I couldn't even handle it the show opens tonight on cornhole of palooza the final championship do they talk smack to each other no not really no and they just they they throw the sack and it goes you know into the thing and I'm then here's the other thing why can't I understand how why can't I understand the scoring system all they have to do is put a bag in a hole and I can't figure out how to score it I can't figure out how to score the two the three I just usually make my husband go do it I'm like can you go over there and keep score it's kind of like there's a one bowling place that's candle pin bowling on the cape now right in Falmouth and they don't keep score they give you the card and I'm like what the hell is this I don't keep my own score exactly peasant I don't even want to play this keeping my old score what the hell I paid to play here you're supposed to keep my score I can't count 10 pins you want it to be computerized right go to Ryan amusements everything gets confused well they give you a pencil and a pen at least the bar there is good they got ax throwing on the other side so I mean that's great for like four minutes yeah and then you go forward I get so bored so easily it really not much keeps my attention anymore I really am I'm like oh what's shiny over there so cornhole is not going to do anything no no that will put me to sleep though so I can put on ESPN the Ojo and go throw that on is this what people are going for now that sag-aftra is all on strike are these the things left on television yeah absolutely welcome to this podcast this morning we're happy to have you we're also live on lemonadio so if you're listening to us in the car not being able to visualize anything that we've said you have picked a really good day slimadyo.com for listening perfect yeah 2 A.M 2 A.M turned into 3 A.M and then so then here's here so now you're showing up to work looking like a like I haven't slept in days what happened Peter are you okay cornhole you got me I'm conjolio I was waiting for how long it was going to take before we went down to Beavis and but I have a ramp oh sorry sorry so composure so then the three so two to three a.m three and they weren't done they had another match after that and they said on the next edition of corn nipple palooza so all right I'll make it one more hour this is not real I need to know what's going on but it gets worse because then they went to another program so they they just cut you off you didn't even know what happened so now at 3 10 in the morning I'm now searching TV listings for when is that next episode of cornhole gonna be on and I couldn't find it wow so now by this point I'm manic because it's 3 10 in the morning and I should be asleep oh you've lost all sense of reality I'm watching cornhole in my house at 3am on my deck we're all the poor neighbors with all the flood lights on perfect they're people that rent the house behind somebody dying back there I don't know is he carving something up what's happening so so they don't kill her over there but here's the problem I still haven't seen the following the culmination you don't even know I can't find it anywhere if anyone has watched this horrible program please let Peta know who has won save him let's put him out of his misery someone needs some sleep gummies from solar cannabis morning Patricia hi Dan and Matt do you race cars uh well I mean not legally I was kind of saying you do have some nice cars though yeah I'm looking to sell one of them right now oh I'm gonna sell the Town Car um looking at a new vehicle to replace that with I still have the Oldsmobile convertible him and Marty do a really good job in the Father's Day car show you really put a lot of effort into this year if it happened it did happen with the weather uh and the nervousness that car got enthusiasts have uh yeah we ended up having a good day yeah so it worked out so everything was great uh yeah and so yeah I'm looking at something I don't know what I want yet I've got to come looking at a couple things a couple different cars maybe a Mustang I was looking at an older caddy it's an addiction who is the guy that we got to talk to is it is it Ron from when we were doing the pre-father's day Bill Stevens yeah Bill Stevens who's a local guy he's from the cape and Bill is actually one of the fathers of the Father's Day car show he and a couple of other people have the Father's Day yeah exactly he and a couple of his um he and a couple of the business people back 25 six years ago put that whole thing together uh bill is very well known bill is one of the most well-known car journalists in in the nation he writes for car magazines and he's a host of the Mecum auto auctions on TV they're on Discovery and Motor Trend and they travel around the country and that's another huge thing I don't know anything about cars but I sat there fascinated listening to him speak to the car owners of what you're looking for and mod this modification and that modification and I was just I actually fascinated and you were like a little star struck puppy he he they're like I know I was except to get this on camera you really I mean but it was I could see your fascination with it Roger wants to know if you're selling the pimp mobile um yeah the white one oh not the red one okay they're both you've got two pit mobiles excellent one of them has fuzzy dices yeah I'm gonna sell the white one and uh pick up I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna get yet but I'm gonna sell the white one I have one Italian car Enthusiast and my family yeah and the the car was always garged very seldomly comes out it was big days when the car was like out shiny and then it was just basically him walking around the car for the day yes and then driving it around the the parking lot and then bringing it home I never really got oh yeah I mean I treat it better than human beings they don't talk back to me you know I just it seemed like a whole heck of a lot of work for something you don't use maybe that's for me the collection of things whether they're dolls whether they're collectors whether they're people that get excited that things are in boxes because I also got hooked on that's another one of my late night television things the auctions Golds or whatever it is well I'll sit there and watch all these people that take pristine care of these items that they have no intention of using maybe for financial gain or maybe just to say you have it which I don't get I don't does not compute in my brain I I understand it's kind of the way I am when I watch the auto auction because what they do is they run them all night here's a picture look at me next to Bill Stephen you're like living here but you're so happy I took that photo you're so happy yeah I was listen that was you look so like if I could die today glorious moments I was more interested in Taco Bell Steve I am I'm excited I've done some okay things my career I spent time in the white house I got to be in the White House to cover when I was at the AP I've interviewed senators and pro I don't care about those people he's lived an amazing life he gives no bleeps about them this is the one I care about being able to sit with Bill Stevens who is on Mika mono walk I love it that's most important to me right and those are both my microphones you know I I love that your logos right it's perfect absolutely yes you had a magical moment and I somehow inserted myself there you're welcome so yeah hi I'm the bad Penny we're gonna get you I'm trying to think of the right Stephanie Viva classic car I've got to figure out to put you in I'm gonna think about that and then let me know because if we could drive around kind of like Jerry Seinfeld and then have those conversations with people and then somehow we include food like sign me up for this party you and I have long talked about getting this together but if all of the Ducks could just fall in a row for us that would be great so here's me now Look at the only problem next to my car that is a nice car what kind of car is that that's a 74 Oldsmobile Delta 88 but not just the Delta 88 the Royal oh the Royal was the twist with cheese hahaha the Royal was the do not walk my vehicle I mean now we're going to get now we're gonna I'm sorry good morning it is it is a pimp mobile this is the word oh uh top of the top and you have to say it like that it's not Royal it's Royal it is Royal well and it's the top of the line of trim options oh it's got everything in there right leather power this is 1974. it's got everything in there cruise control it's got everything in there I mean this is this is the way this is the way to roll she fancy I roll in that right and that's you can't really see it there but they're my fuzzy dice uh yeah I definitely see the fuzzy dice so um I've got to find I've got to think of a car for you and then I'll just tell Cliff to go yeah what one's great yeah sure that that'll work out for us do kids need college no we got this car for mommy though I gotta clean out my garage to do so so my mother is here my mother is here for the entire month she um went to my aunt's house is grabbing my brother and now coming back with my brother okay by the way works for Fox News um in the weather Department in the weather Department um so he is trying to have a nice relaxing weekend wants to come to the cape but my mother is here so my mother has thrown 47 obstacles at him before he can just kind of just relax for a couple of days and I love her dearly however she has come to this house and started projects and not finished them oh like tools in the driveway like you would have an absolute panic attack of what what looks now is great but I had to take a whole Saturday to finish the projects that she started because she'll just be like oh let me open this up let me open this up at one point I opened up my front door on the glass listed and I was like where are the screws here oh I couldn't get them back in could you tell someone that you did that though before the glass comes out could you let anybody know that no so that is basically what I've been doing is all the Home Improvement projects around my house that she sort of started I did get a good power washing session in on Saturday though can you send it to my house that really did give me a good kick in the pants to start all these projects so if you need a mother that half starts things that will make you have to finish them I've got a gal for you she's available for the next three weeks so just let us know give me your number because I have some things I need done in the house today so how start them can she get them going she can get them going for you to the point where it's so my Portuguese OCD that I can't leave that like that I hear you so now I have to do that so I'm just derailed everything for me this weekend does she paint walls she does she starts painting walls like a champ but then she'll get done she'll get it all like at least one or two coats it's close enough I'm okay with that you have to then go back in and finish um I'm okay with that hold on let me give you my address for her and she's a she's a retired nurse so she's very clinical about it you can help me as well perfect let me know if anybody needs anything okay I'm pimping her out that's awesome I'm ready does she wash cars because the white car needs to be washed wouldn't you yeah she'll take good care of it too because I'd be that one that's like oh wait there was gravel in there sorry I'd be you can't I'd be dead have you seen the white Club Benoit finds me Stephanie needs a 69 Pontiac GTO fuzzy dice definitely pimp this is this is the one I'm selling this is my uh how pimp is that that kind of yeah is that a Lincoln what is that Lincoln Town Car ah no yeah so I've had fun look at me for actually even knowing remotely what a vehicle looks like so I've had fun with this one um now it's um it's you know it's time to buy something else now back in my teenage years when I worked at a pizza restaurant since we're bringing it all full circle it was uh Greek Pizza yes and uh one of the delivery drivers Michael rode around and delivered delivered that I was like your car why would right like that's how your pizza arrived at your house was in one of those things and he loved that car he was constantly cleaning it constantly walking around it it's a thing yeah I keep the scarf very clean but it needs a wash so I need your mom I'll let Mom on it I need your mom on that car today Mom I got a project I'll take her for riding my brother will happily say yes to that we will get rid of her I mean have her help you uh good morning Cara hi Michael I will see you in a little bit Jane thank you so much for joining us Matt Pitta from your 47 jobs what's your official title director of communication with the Davenport companies and the seaside Le Mans yeah so which we talked about and we we appreciate you letting us talk about it today and you're going to be there with us on the 9th I'm very excited Stephanie is our uh in the booth co-host yeah right playing the music well because you're very he he might not look like it but he is the most organized human being when it comes to running an event he's got this spreadsheet he's got all of this he knows where everybody is what is the standings what is happening like if yeah you're very involved in the way things it's methodical so you're gonna be so Roger who's torturing us here on the feed today or torturing me he's going to be there perfect because he's actually uh joining the crew oh not not with that well he's going to be he's going to be assisting us on the radio on the uh two ways okay perfect because the uh Communications when we're doing our thing to hear what's going on so he's going to be uh because there are blind spots right so he's going to be on the radios relaying stuff back to us so it's gonna be a great time so you know and again back to what we said if you if you can um go on to seasidelemans.org and click on the drive to win and we're running this uh ability for you to get a ticket to drive in the race uh and all the money goes right to the charity only 300 tickets are being sold it's amazing yeah it's a lot of great Cape Cod organizations benefit from Seaside Vermont oh here we are back Diana I heard Matt prefers Connecticut Pizza I don't know I'm thinking about it Diana I'm struggling I'm struggling now of course if anyone feels as though they need me to really fully understand what our local pizza is like I mean I wouldn't be upset if you brought me some pizza right is that wrong we're turning into bar stools over here I don't even know what's happening do you see he bought it back unbelievable how story though when I I follow I follow president all the time and when Port Knight put up the emergency press conference coming up like oh my God I know what what's happening and when I saw that he basically got it back for a buck basically or whatever he paid for it I said this is a good day actually you know why it's a good day because it's another independent medium he gets he comes takes takes uh Barstool out of the corporate media Juggernaut that you become and becomes like you you know back into local media where you can make your own decisions and say what you want and not worry about it well back in the hands of the Creator I feel like everybody feels like they can better a situation sometimes and then honestly there's nobody better than the person who actually created it so it was nice to see the full circle situation happen so I thought that was really cool yeah we're not turning into bar stools we just want free pizza yeah it's a big difference yeah I mean if someone feels like I need to taste some pizza today just let me know thank you Roger I appreciate that he said he'll bring me some on Thursday and he will share with me um what you don't need to share with me is the pumpkin spice latte so uh enough okay I am so stop it stop don't bring me any pumpkin spice anything I don't like it either no and I don't want to hear about it on August 14th I heard about it on August 12th the 10th or whenever when they first started promoting it you all know who she is stop you all know who she is she's wearing a hat yeah she's wearing a white long sleeve she's got stirrup pants on and her little comfy boots and she's got her PSP and she so fondly refers to it as correct stop go to therapy stop drinking pumpkin spice immediately first of all is this your coffee yes it's empty now can I just hold on a second this was regular regular coffee it's coffee flavored coffee guess what there's no flavor in my coffee but you why because coffee is a flavor right it's coffee you don't need to put flavoring and coffee that's it so stop with the pumpkins I agree all right and enough just stop it and then all these all the people on all the tick talkers who are like oh it's time pumpkin spice and then they're all trying to get their endorsement but listen it's mid-august I don't want it I'm not ready and I do love fall it's my favorite season I love apple crisp and I like all of I like pumpkins I just pumpkin spice is not a thing it's called freaking cinnamon and Nutmeg right and the other thing that's happening simultaneously with this whole pumpkin spice is they're they're switching over uh Sam summer now so there there are I've already seen there's still summer I've already seen the October beer yeah yeah stop it stop rushing it summer ends in September on the 22nd this year is it the chamber our second summer it's like when everybody leaves and then we actually get to enjoy where we live for a little while exactly can you just let that happen yes please and thank you I just I don't get the whole pumpkin spice thing first of all I don't get the I don't like it to start but then it makes me even more angry when they start advertising it in in August September 23rd is the last day of summer this year so we have over four months over a month a month and a week we've got five weeks left leave me go we have five weeks of Summer good morning and Roger the best way to drink pumpkin spice pour it out and then open a beer thank you very much you should know we had him at 12 last night John relax Christmas decorations will be on the shelves in four weeks don't you you're not wrong and don't even start John call unless I'm coming after you I'm coming after you don't start with that Christmas trap we're not having it you see me okay don't it is always a delight a delight to have you with us uh you're always welcome please get on the regular roster so we can like even monthly so that we can have this happen because um clearly you love it I love it and whenever this one can wave around a meat stick and taunt me with it I'm there for it you want to see it again no no you want to see what you can have let me tell you again thank you all right that just got weird we love you have a great day everyone join me on the show tomorrow I will have Hank on board and uh Hank always has a great time with me and uh what food is he bringing tomorrow yeah I don't know he's gonna taunt me with food that I didn't get no he at least brings me a little Little Treasures every once in a while it is a full week it is the land of toys is Carnival so I will see you at some point in Provincetown this week I'll round out the week with JT on Friday it is a jam-packed week of shows don't go anywhere and when we're kicking it off with Pitta it's going downhill it's going downhill fast I'll see what Dino is tonight for trivia six until eight uh let's see I forget what Cliff had had but it's something about it's a good one today Diana so make sure you assemble the team I'll see you six until eight Dino's route 151 and Mashpee for trivia what's the new game you guys just started video Something video music uh people like it good it's really jarring to watch the 80s and the 90s right I agree I'm like we did that that was regular and then you're watching it how inappropriate it is just the way people lived then that was just kind of it wasn't even salacious it was just a regular Tuesday and now it's scandalous exactly so come watch it we'll see you soon have a great day everyone bye thank you foreign